kitten with a bitten off tail was outside my house, took him in gave him some food.
>trips decide what do
>>705720617
>bitten
Nice assumption.
Take that fucking thing to a vet; it needs medical care. Fucking disgusting.
>>705720776
Roll
>>705720617
keep
Eat the bastard
burn the kitty
>>705721136
Fuck off you edgy bitch, care for it op it looks like it needs a friend
Take him to the vet and love it forever.
Please take the poor thing to a Vet. Imagine being in such pain yourself and begging for help only to have that help come here and be a cunt.
Jedi funeral.
Kill. Preferredly with a knife. Eat remaining tail portion
Take it to the fucking vet holy shit
fix it and love it
>>705720617
Put it back where you found it and ignore it entirely
>>705721463
>>705720776
You guys are idiots. You don't understand the resilience of animals. The tail is a disposable appendage and cats can have far worse injuries and survive.
You should watch for infection, other than that he should heal on his own.
>>705721420
you sound like one of these fluffy threads
>>705720617
Take it to the vet. Say it is a stray and they will look after it.
Care for it like a decent human.
Take it to the vet right now, faggot.
>>705721709
Roll
who gonna pay the bill if op take it to the vet?
Attach as many balloons to it as needed for a space mission
Make him your pet and be sweet and kind to him. Why would you ask these sick fucks what to do, anyway?
Feed it, love it, name it Mr. Picklecopter
>>705721865
OP, you fucking retard.
>>705720617
Name it Pepe
vet now
Amputate and cauterize the wound.
>>705720617
Vet
>>705721965
Re roll
quit being an edgy newfag and make your life somewhat less detestable, by doing something right.
Feed the fucker and take care of it
Leave that poor dog alone!!!
>>705722101
Roll
>>705721965
Re re roll
>>705721890
Buy a basket, close basket, tie a hundred balloons to it to send Mr tails into a space mission
>>705721977
then i would advice him not to do it
you fuckers probably never have to pay a vet bill before
>>705720617
take him to a vet to make sure he ain't gonna get dead, keep him for yourself, raise him as your child
>>705721905
Roll for this
>>705720617
Rest your balls on his head like a hat
Take it to the vet pls have a cat myself its worth it
cut the rest of the tail off
Take him to the vet, and if you don't want to do that put him at a shelter
Get skateboard
Tape kitty to skateboard
Tie skateboard to bumper
Bring kitty on joy ride to vet
Cut rope
Tell kitty good luck
>>705720617
Show bellybutton and go to bed. If quads, show bellybutton of the cat, too.
Love him and take care of him until his death
>>705722161
Put it at a shelter then run
y not trade?
>>705722473
Rolling.
>>705722473
Roll.
Put it in the microwave on high for 3 minutes
Set it on fire
OP, you are a heartless buffoon. Give cat to shelter, then an hero. Certainly.
>>705722455
it's 7:26 am here
Eat it.
Crucifixion
>>705722291
Checked>>705722291
Checled
Vet. Please don't hurt it.
>>705720617
Kill it with fire
>>705722719
Rollin along
>>705722503
nah, just bring it to them normally and they will take care if it, after they trying to guilt trip you into taking it home of course
>>705722725
Checked for what?
Kill all the people you want, troll people onto suicide, Jack off to traps all you want, and post God damn bananas. But you do not under any circumstances hurt a fucking kitty. Take it to a vet, get it fixed, then enjoy that little motherfuckers company til he lives his natural life.
>>705721136
this isnt a fluffy abuse thread you edgy fuck
>>705722708
So what? Trips decides. You gave your life over to this, do not question trips.
>>705722719
Re roll
>>705722773
Roll
Give the kitty a nice meal, then shelter, then kill yourself.
>>705722773
^this
>>705722719
I want so bad
>>705722773
Reroll
Please don't hurt him. Put him back outside or shelter
>>705722788
Preach. Rolling for kitty's wellbeing.
Love
Skin the cat and give its pelt to your crush
>>705722719
Last roll, trips!
>>705723023
Rolling again
>>705723045
This too.
>>705722776
As long as he's not going to be killed
>>705723098
Fag
Take it to a shelter. Rolling to protect the kitty.
Stab it and throw it in the dryer
But seriously yeah
>>705720617
Place Phur Phaggot in Poo-Poo bowl; close lid and Phush...
Stab it to death.
>>705721869
sauce plz
>>705722987
You clearly have autism. How about you go get some cancer and die a slow horrible death. You piece of shit.
Cut off your pinky finger, blend and feed that to the kitty. Then send the kitty on its way to a better home, safe, and sound, then listen to DMB and kill yourself. Trips demands it.
take it to a good vet and then care for it as if it were your child
Torture the demon. Cats can burn in hell
>>705723203
Rolling for this
>>705723240
Or take it to a shelter. Save the kitty
>>705720617
Drown it?
>>705723203
Rolll
>>705720617
wash the tail and/or apply a spray time disenfectant (hydrogen peroxide or bactine come in squeezy trigger bottles) then a basic white petroleum jelly to cover the wounded are. the cat may try to lick it but petroleum jelly is fine for cats to consume in small amounts. wear some rubber gloves to prevent infection.
might try wrapping it with gauze if your first aid skills are anything above rudimentary
first aid stuff would prolly run 10-15 bucks anywhere
or pay more and take him to a vet and have them do it for you
name it sola
Skin and eat it
Care for it and become its best friend
give yourself over to the fire. Allow your kitty overlord to look on as you sacrifice yourself to the flame. Livestream.
>>705723203
Holy shit rolling
>>705723332
So close.. Save the kitty.
>>705723203
Rolllolllollllll
Pull out it's teeth
Release him
>>705723403
roll
>>705723203
Seriously roll omg
>>705723287
I'll spit on your fucking dying mother
Take it to a shelter. Save the Kitty.
>>705723203
Roll
>>705722154
Rolling for this
>>705723203
Rolling
become BFFs
rolling for post a timestamp
>>705723356
Roll
Hospital
pay the full bill
Help it
Take it to the vet
>>705723354
roll.
>>705723332
AYYYYYY
>>705720617
make her your pet and treat her properly.
Save it
>>705723504
Roll for this. Save the kitty.
vet
Vets. You said trips decide. Most of us say vets
>>705723203
Do this motherfucker
>>705722773
R O L L
>>705720617
Throw it in the oven for like an hour at 450
>>705723203
Rollinginging
>>705723537
roll
Do to it exactly what you would have it do to you. Then do to you the exact same thing.
>>705723164
At least I'm not harming innocent creatures "for the lulz" like some edgy twat.
>>705723098 roll
>>705723203
Reroll
>>705723354
>squeezy trigger bottles.
Triggered
Give it to a good person
Feed kitty then take to vet or shelter.
>>705723332
>>705723566
Pretty sure that don't count my dude.. Save the kitty.
Set the cat on fire
Bring him to the veterinary and then find him a lovely family who will take good care of him
>trips get
>>705720617
Ignore all suggestions on here and continue life with your new pet
>>705723666
winrar
>>705723666
Winrar!!! Satan demands it!!!!
>>705723666
WINNER
>>705723652
Kill yourself and listen to nickelback while you do it, you deserve to go out in misery
TAKE CARE OF IT YOU USELESS NIGGER
>>705723666
WINNER
OP HAS TO CHUCK CAT IN DRYER AFTER STABBINF
>>705723229
What
>>705723666
Winrar kitty gets the stab and dry treatment
Take to a taxidermist after you kill and have it stuffed
I hate you , Satan.
>>705723666
WinRar
That cat was hit by a car. I know, because my neighbour had a cat and the exact same thing happened when it was hit by a car.
Vet said it happens a lot. Take it to one ASAP. Poor thing is in a lot of pain, and may have a fracture you can't see. Take it to the SPCA if you can't afford a vet.
Shave it, nail it to wall, play darts using it as target, set on fire after 20 hits on target
>>705723666
NOOOOOOOOO
SAVE THE KITTY
>>705720617
SPACE PROGRAM
Put 3 pencils in its spine
Cum on cat
>>705721136
Nigger go home
I wonder what got his tail
OP here, kitty already at the vet you raging edgy cunts, gonna keep him too after the treatment.
>>705723554
So close ill keep rolling, go to the vet
Fuck, Satan, OP. Save the kitty.
>>705723666
If op doesn't deliver....
>>705723740
But I don't like nickelback
>>705723870
Prove your OP
>>705723354
Rolling for this. Better deliver opie
>>705723870
Haha good meme you fucking faggot pretend op
>>705723870
You're not OP
>>705721905
To be fair most of /b/ loves animals
>>705723666
Well stab and timestamp OP, Satan wins again.
>>705723870
Pic of cat?
>>705723920
Prove you aren't 16
> protip: you can't
>>705723920
>>705723969
Are your mother and father related?? This is an actual animal ? If you like seeing things in pain so much why don't you all go out and start a fight with something that can fight back? Like real men? You can't you ducking weedy pussies
>>705723968
Most of /b/ is fucked in the head you don't belong here. This is the only place the wicked can get work done online
>>705723988
>changing the subject
>>705724089
I hope you find a bag with 3 billion dollars on your way home.
>>705723354
Rawling
>>705723870
assuming you are actually OP, thank you.
There's no fucking reason to cause animals pain so some edgy cucks on the internet can laugh at it and then forget about the whole ordeal two minutes later. I hope you and your new friend have a good life after he's treated. make sure to give him some treats and let him sleep in your bed for the first few days, it usually makes them feel better knowing they've got someone to count on nearby.
I actually like cats so uh feed it and get it to a vet.
>>705724146
>changing the subject from your age
>implying /b/ requires a consistent subject
>dodging question
>being 16
>being this new
>>705724089
smart man OP. You are doing gods work.
>>705724089
OP I could kiss you. you lovely person
>>705724203
Yes I am, another pic of the kitty before, a bit different but just to prove that I'm OP.
>>705720617
Sharpie in pooper
Serve it at the local Chinese buffet
>>705723354
This is prolly good. If it's in pain or infected, call a rescue group. They'll take it to free.
>>705724089
Thanks for not being a piece of shit OP
>>705724239
>still changing the subject
>implying /b/ changes subject mid conversation
>implying age
>projecting this hard
I left my cat (of three years) in a park because I didn't wanna deal with the cat litter shit. As I drove off, she just looked at me, meowing. Am I shit?
>>705724363
Call a rescue group, or take it to the shelter
Pulling the fucking ripcord and sailing down to fuck this plaza.
>>705723870
You better, motherfucker. And get him some tuna when he gets out. Bitch. Asking them retards to decide a kitty's fate. The fuck is wrong with you...
>>705724493
No
>>705724493
No just being a normal person. Cats are degenerate animals to start with
>>705724479
>nice meme
>still responding
>your responses prove my assumptions about your age
>didn't even deny it
>breathing this hard
>>705724493
Pretty much, why even get the cat. People are so into themselves I swear.
Why do you people actually feel the need to take out the repressed memories of your father sexually assaulting you as a child out on animals??
You're fully the scummiest, pussies I've ever had the misfortune of meeting and trust me boys, we're all lucky this is mostly anon or you'd have badly mutilated bodies and I'd be in prison for the rest of my life.
If you want a fight or any kind of violence, start it yourself with a fucking UFC fighter. I'd love to watch you all get your faces caved in
>>705724363
Thanks, OP. Make sure he gets fixed up.
>>705724493
absolutely, that cat loved and cared for you. and if anything you can get auto bagging and auto cleaning litter boxes
>>705724479
kek go to sleep kiddo
You're all white knight faggots. Satanic trips have spoken and you all care about the welfare of a stray cat? I remember threads of cat gore and dogs getting beat with a shovel. This board really is dead. Maybe this oldfag needs to leave you soft teenagers. Faggots.
>>705724626
I loved her, but coupled with all the dogs my mom keeps adding, I couldn't stand the smell of an animal shelter on my house. Someone had to go. I miss you Marla...
>>705724089
Well done OP
>>705724830
>>705724493
Yeah you are. Cats don't even need cat boxes in the house, you stop that shit when they're not kittens anymore and have had their shots to go outside, then you dump their used kitty litter at the back of the garden so she/he knows that's where it's to shit and piss from now on. Don't get another pet if you're just gonna dump it, give it to someone who'll look after it at least
>>705724620
You got me their, still wanted to see OP stabb the cat though
>>705725012
underage b&
MODS pls
>>705724589
I think he was just fucking with all the people with brain damage on here. I don't think he was ever going to hurt the cat, however saying that I did panic and it's like 6:50 am here and I can't sleep
>>705724847
everyone knows that didnt fucking happen. shut the fuck up
>>705725082
>implying I'm underaged
I just realized I took the bait to be frank
>>705725012
I wanna see your mothers cunt ripped open with a chainsaw
>>705724830
Sorry for having some fucking morality
>>705725306
Who am I to stop you from useing your imagination and or thinking in general.
I kill strays for fun. You might feel successful with this cat but whenever I see a stray on my property I pick them off with a 22. Sometimes they just get injured and limo away but I know that coyotes will catch it. You weak fags care too much about cats
>>705724830
Or maybe you need to head to a shrink? Or fuck that, just go straight onto murdering and molesting kids, that's where you're headed pal. It's not a good thing to be a wannabe edgy teen anymore, grow the fuck up and seek medical attention you braindead cunt
Trips to save the kitty
>>705725502
Sad sad little boy
>>705725306
Such haterid. Such sadness. Such waste.
Find happiness. Find love. Find companionship. Find some truth.
>>705725639
Kitty is safe now
>>705725712
Eh, life's been pretty fair compared to most /b/tards
Holy shit the samefaggotry in this fucking thread
What a bunch of edgy whiny cunts
>>705725715
I hate on people who want to see small animals in pain. Like I don't care about murdering people because they can actually protect themselves half the time.
What pleasure is there in hurting such a defenceless creature? Does it make people feel powerful that the only thing they'll ever be able to hurt is one tenth their size??? Pathetic
>>705726034
This dudes mother can defend her cunt from a chainsaw.
>>705724089
Yeah OP good job
>>705726034
After seeing all these "take it to the vet" my faith in /b/ is lost...
>>705724134
Agreed that most of /b/ is fucked, but /b/ has always had a soft spot for cats. Literally always.
If you think otherwise you're just an edgy newfag trying too hard to fit in.
Tie a noose on its head and hang it to a tree. Then tell us how perverted you are. Bonus points if your house catches fire.
>>705722473
haha fuck you op
>>705726997
shit.. reroll?>>705722473
>>705721965
Yes
I wouldnt help a person so why would I help a cat
Caring excessively about animals is demented
>>705720617
Take it to the fucking vets!
Feed it eggs.
>>705726946
Summer was here
>>705726677
You forget the Internet is ruled by cats and porn. /b/ is no exception, for fucks sake they even have a day devoted to cats.
Edgy fucks be edgy.
>>705726818
I've never really liked cats or dogs to be honest but I can see the appeal to them
>>705727104
Just one vet would do actually.
>>705726677
/b/ has always liked cats you fucking newfag
>>705727205
>implying everyone that's doesn't agree with you =summer
You can do better then that
Take it to the vet OP
>>705727095
>Caring for animals
>Demented
I think you have that reversed. Killing maiming or torturing animals is usually a sign that the person is going to become either a psychopath or a serial killer.
>IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM I LIKE HURTING ANIMALS BECAUSE IT'S KOOL AND PEOPLE ON 4CHINS DO IT.
>>705721712
This. The vet will just rape you for a bandage.
>>705727465
>>705726034
It's because they're literally retarded. Genetic idiot remnants. They wish to be powerful but fear humans because they're autistic. It's like a psychopath but even more pathetic.
cum on it take a pic then clean it and take it to the vet
For God's sake take it to the vet
brick on head. all cats. brick on head.
>>705727730
This
if its not your pet the vet is a huge fucking waste of money
There be a lot of same fagging in this thread.
>Look at me mom I'm trolling on 4chan
>That's nice dear. now go put on your helmet, the short bus is here
>>705727818
>>705727818
all the sjw god its real
>>705728022
Kawaii desu
>>705728046
That's nice dear, I think your mother's calling you. Your tendies are done.
eat it
>>705724089
Thanks OP, ignore all of these mentally ill faggots who get boners from seeing animals hurt
>>705720617
Rape it.
>>705728222
He didn't say new trips can't trump. Check em faggots
>>705721869
>tell my mom to not cook me any tendies so I could watch this thread
>cat doesn't even get set on fire
Feels bad man
>>705727818
>>705724493
I hope someone breaks into your house, rapes you, beats the shit out of you, and loots your place.
You subhuman, autistic, sick, degenerate, lazy, pathetic excuse for a human. Go kills yourself. Do it.
>>705720617
Wash the wound and bandage it up. Watch for signs of infection. If you don't have the cash for a vet visit and think it's likely to get infected, go ahead and buy some fish amoxicillin off of Amazon. It's the exact same shit a doctor would give.
>>705720617
clean and take care of the kitty. fuck trips and dubs, do the awesome thing and make the cat happy
>>705724615
>>705724493
>>705724591
People like you need to be thrown from this earth. youre worthless and nothing you say or do will change that
>>705730668
This guy knows whats up
It's not a cat it's a possum you dumbass
>>705726474
What does the CD say?
>>705731854
>when u nut but she keeps sucking
>>705724493
Youre fuckin disgusting
>>705724089
fag
>>705723203
Fucking kill yourself you piece of shit, I hope you get hit by a car tomorrow.
>>705722788
Agreed.
>>705724378
Fuck off underage nigger. Go suck off your dad.
>>705724493
Degenerate. You sentenced that cat to death by car, coyote, or the elements. I hope someone plucks out your teeth with pliers and shoots you between the eyes.
>>705726474
I want to choke the fucker that did that
>>705723666
Czech
love him forever after he is better
>>705724493
Just because you didn't want to change its litter box? Fuck man, I think you already know the answer.
Cut off remaining tail with your lawn mower.
Duh.
>>705724089
Thank you, OP. This made my day
Eat the cat.
>>705721463
OP here, fuck that cat. I'm not paying for that little shit. I might set the cunt on fire though
>>705720617
Are you Asian?
Build it a new tail
>>705731854
Sadly I can't translate it
>>705721905
roll
>>705720617
Take it to the vet and get tail stubbed then keep it for your own and call it bobcat
Whip it at a wall oldfags will remember
>>705743794
Goldthwait
>>705721905
roll
>>705720617
take it to the vet, keep it and give it a fancy name, love it forever.
>>705720776
