now we can talk and look at penises
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
now we can talk and look at penises
butts please.
cute butts?
>>705718673
hoorahhhhhhh
>>705718689
the new deus ex, or one of the older ones?
>>705719170
newest one. been having a hell of a time playing it. game was crashing bad at one point so i had to start over. and then people always bugging me and its too story intensive to listen to them and it at same time.
>>705719119
Idk anymore
Just basic starting world area I guess and BSing
Just barely started making stuff.
If you play PS4 ver. You can join us. :p not all of us have the pc ver. I do.
Katten's butts.
>>705719163
You are weak and refuse to take responsibility for yourself.
>>705719330
where
>>705719270
is what you have been able to play fun?
>>705719302
I only have the pc version :(
>>705719444
behind you
luc's butt is adorable, but it's precious like a temple and no one can enter.
>>705719302
Hunnibuns!
Give me something to watch while I write.
>>705719604
very fun yes! i love the series a lot :3
i dont see anything behind me
>>705719673
aww thanks
>>705719415
Not correct. I do take responsibility for my thoughts and actions and do so readily. Strong and weak are also subjective. What those terms mean to one person can be different to another.
>>705719843
then where do you hide your butts?
>>705719937
You can't do what you need to do to be happy, you are weak.
>>705719998
i-i dont know ;~;
>>705719867
no problem my sexy and cuddly man
benis?!
>>705720218
you should find them before you lose them
>>705720437
nenis
>>705720474
i-i dont know where to look! help~!!!
>>705720210
I don't feel that statement is quite right. I require something different than most to be happy. Being weak, in my opinion, is not letting yourself seek what makes you happy. I do seek it, and when I find it I will be content.
>>705720571
yeah u 2
>>705720648
what about me
>>705720571
just look for some soft squishy mounds. check your butt just to make sure it's still there
>>705720732
nenis u 2
>>705720632
You aren't special or different. You aren't capable of being happy on your own so you need another person to make you happy. Here's a secret for you though. The other person won't make you happy, your happiness is entirely dependent upon you.
>>705720764
all i feel is bones
>>705720841
o-oh my
>>705721490
>your happiness is entirely dependent upon you.
People who say this are people who already got enough fuk in their lives. The ones who dont need effort to get any.
What a stupid parroted excerpt.
>>705721893
I think your butt might be missing
>>705721490
My happiness is entirely dependent on me. That is correct. If I want what you are opposed to, then that will make me happy. What is it that makes you happy?
>>705722131
how do i get it bak!?!!
>>705721893
Gonna giv u dis nenis, boi.
>>705721490
>>705722179
I didn't phrase that correctly. Even if you don't agree with me, it makes me happy.
>>705722086
Enough for what? I am saying this while exerting tremendous effort to be normal.
>>705722179
Nothing anymore.
>>705722304
you either gotta find where it's gotten to,or do some squats to start building a new one
>>705722403
Then I think you may be weak. Are you even trying? Or is this what gets you off?
>>705722403
You know how women ride the cock carousel from 15 to 30? Well its like that for everyone and then when those people are satisfied they get in their heads that everyone else is satisfied too along with them. Like you.
>>705718673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k
>>705722374
o-ok~
>>705722432
squats are for like slavs though
>>705722086
The person you are referring to is right in a way, but I feel his argument is fundamentally flawed.
>>705719604
Boo
>>705722525
I have a physical abnormality in my skull that has gotten worse over time and will continue to get worse.
>>705722598
Does it upset you that someone as terrible as me has gotten laid while you are still a virgin?
>>705722681
then we'll need some other way to firm up your butt
Dubs decides my pornhub profile picture. :^)
>>705722928
What is the term for your physical abnormality? If you don't mind my asking.
>>705722775
Right in what way, happiness is up to you? For some, maybe. Others... No.
>>705722928
Yes
>>705723015
>>705723088
that was quick
>>705723015
what a long fucking day
oop
>>705723196
I am voting for Hillary
>>705722991
can i leave it in the fridge and set like jello?
>>705723242
I don't actually think you are
>>705723234
eep
>>705722877
:(
>>705723196
on a scale of 0-24, how long was it?
>>705723247
you'll definitely end up with a jelly butt that way
Anyone in NC who owns a fursuit who wants to take a guys anal virginity? Asked another gfur thread, thought I might have more luck here.
>>705723374
17
>>705723422
good lord fuck off
>>705723315
You are right, I dont like Hillary at all.
I am voting for out of spite.
>>705723474
honestly dude voting for hillary to get my goat just makes me feel good about myself
>>705723460
I've asked once in each thread dude, not trying to be an asshole, just offering one.
>>705723576
I am voting out of spite for katia, not you.
Dont let your ego inflate over something you didnt influence.
>>705723147
What I mean is that if you don't know what makes you happy you need to search for it. If you need someone else to find it for you, then that's what you're looking for. If you need someone or something else to make you happy then that is what you need to look for whether it be passively or aggressively. No wrong way.
>>705723630
your request is in the first place gross and in the second tacky. Git.
>>705723750
Close enough, katia is more or less my political resonance chamber.
>>705723374
hooray!!! can it be chocoalte flavoured?
>>705723812
My favorite strip is "Get Fuzzy"
>>705723088
Scar tissue and an impacted skull from a severe head injury I sustained in a car wreck as a nine month old baby. Family's car was hit by a driver who an a stop sign, my head split open, my brain swelled out, I died a couple of times, then when I was finally was released from the hospital and my skull was healing, it healed incorrectly and impacted on the right side, pressing into my skull cavity and causing alarming amounts of scar tissue to form, putting an excess amount of pressure on my brain which lead to what is essentially an incurable yet stable form of dementia. I have constant head aches, I hallucinate, I have problems with spacial perception, and I am always on the edge of just giving up.
>>705723147
Then do something about it.
>>705723952
ok
>>705723839
if it tasted like chocolate then I'd want to get a taste of it
>>705723754
I need ass to make me happy.
>>705723812
You have strange mental loopholes for your pleasures. Then again people say my mind works strangely, but then most people just say its because im crazy.
>>705724028
Nothing works, I am damned.
>>705724234
It's not really a loophole per se. I'm very intelligent and rapidly rationalizing reasons to feel good about myself is a skill I've cultivated. The end result is I'm almost always in a good mood.
>>705724028
If true, you definitely have a harder path in life than most. I hope you can get to where you want to be.
>>705724343
Shit or get off the pot, Nibi.
>>705724428
I am always where I want to be because I choose to be there.
>>705724374
You are not intelligent, you are a beggar.
>>705724234
Then get yourself some ass you beautiful bastard.
I am back. Where's my pup?
>>705724500
I am unfamiliar with your chinese proverbs.
>>705724500
Does that make you happy and/or content?
nibi is secretly illuminati
>>705724599
I cannot. See>>705724343
>>705724559
strictly speaking these things aren't mutually exclusive although they definitely don't overlap too often
that said I only beg for cock since that shit turns me on I'm still brilliant.
>>705723154
Would've been more cute with sound
>>705724665
Welcome back!
>>705724770
Please keep trying.
>>705724669
Stop wasting time and get on with it.
>>705724738
I already told you, I don't feel happiness anymore. I haven't for a long time.
>>705724833
It must be pretty late over there.
>>705724801
Not enough.
>>705724934
Every try makes things worse. There is no reward. I quit.
>>705724979
With what?
>>705725026
It's 1:51 am. late, but not the latest I've been up before work.
>>705725103
I'll admit, I'm not quite genius enough to solve your intractable fucking problems since really the only resolution is you getting laid and that's probably outside of the capabilities of yahweh at this point
>>705725103
With getting laid. Instead of just sitting there bitching about it just go and fucking get it over with already.
>>705725103
Either way you gotta do what feels right, so I can't fault you.
>>705725178
You can't be staying up so late, pups need their rest.
>>705725478
boops the snoot
>>705725229
Are you smart enough to save yourself?
>>705725241
I cannot, you already know this.
>>705725295
That goes without saying unless one is being raped. Or enslaved.
>>705725590
You can, just quit being so shit.
>>705725435
We do, but you got me excited, so I can't sleep. I have an hour before it's necessary.
>>705725633
cute butt.
>>705725590
oh absofuckinglutely, I literally thought my way out of depression
I'm godlike
>>705725633
that looks just like my butt!
>>705725692
No, I cant.
>>705725590
I know the difference and I don't feel like it's being enslaved.
>>705725770
Thats good, you are an amazing standard for the human animal.
(Strokes your ego like I stroke my dick)
>>705725864
Yes you can.
>>705725478
Why do those feet look so good? I've never seen anything come even close.
>>705725717
Well the best way to remedy that is to have you cuddle and rest your head on my lap with my arm around you.
>>705725971
No I cant.
>>705725984
Theyre fucking feet. What's the difference.
>>705726057
Yes you can.
>>705725947
I could stroke your dick for you, then I'd solve your problem too.
Oh Halo 5
How you exist
>>705726170
fuck you. cannot
>>705726170
No I cant.
>>705726220
halo sucked after halo 2
>>705726220
did you get it all set up?
>>705726220
it sure, literally does
>>705726192
No, you have katia gonorrhea. You have betrayed my trust like dom betrayed my trust.
>>705726035
You're too far away for that though.
>>705726306
Agreed
>>705726344
Yeah
After 6 hrs of installation
>>705726405
katia was a virgin when I got to him dude, no gonorrhea there
what did dom do?
post katia's butt
>>705726283
Then you're weak and pathetic.
We need more butts.
>>705726601
then post more butts
we really don't, we've got all the butts we need and then some
I recommend posting pictures of ravines
>>705726657
>>705726497
Katia's DNA is gonorrhea, it is funny that he had to settle for you though.
>>705726546
Yes, I know.
>>705726466
aww, I know puppy. You'll have to just envision it and my tugs on your leash.
>>705724222
everyone can have a taste!
>>705726601
moar
>>705726799
He's not the first cherry I've popped you know.
I mean, he was on top but you know, figuratively.
groundhogday
>>705726799
So stop bitching.
>>705726832
The tugs just get me more excited
>>705726844
>>705726966
that
>>705726794
more butts
>>705726844
perfect
>>705726884
Tell me, do you think you are a skillful and adept human being?
>>705726794
grody
>>705727008
That is all I can do. You're like the people who what to take porn away from me too since I cant get sex.
Humans: Take take take take
They just want take EVERYTHING.
>>705727097
I'm pretty good at some things and straight garbage at others, like most people.
>>705727093
>>705727009
No, no. They're just to remind you who's in control and that you're safe.
>>705727238
You are good at those things because you are empowered by those virginities you are feeding on.
The more you take the stronger you will get.
You cannot have mine.
>>705727250
snarf has a cute butt.
fuck you faggots too
>>705727408
>>705727395
is this some nitwit Injun mythology or something? I'm not an incubus
>>705727121
I can't type. There's a cat on my arm.
>>705727214
I don't want to take anything from you. Stop bitching or go get laid.
>>705727538
use the cats paws to type
>>705727474
Virginities have mystical properties. Nearly every culture understood this.
>>705727639
no, they really don't. The reason virginity is valuable is because a virgin wife is certain not to have cuckolded you. It's just an evolutionary thing and it only applies to women anyway
>>705727121
the fuck you on about nigga, demos has a great ass
>>705727581
I cannot get laid, I am weak.
I'm wearig these cute new socks.
A bunny fuzzy face. And a cotten tail at the hill. :p
>>705727763
i dont like him. its grody
>>705727763
there's too much cum in it though.
>>705727824
sounds adorable
>>705727824
cuuute
I smell jealousy
>>705727767
Then stop bitching.
>>705727833
>I don't like him
I don't like you nigga
>>705727901
thats fine
>>705727760
What happened to you being smart?
Clearly you need more virginities.
>>705727763
I think he means snarf is grody for constantly posting his ass like a trash goblin.
demos can't even do squats.
After lurking for a bit, I've realized I don't want any of you sacks of shit to fuck me. Night y'all
>>705727867
>>705727894
Image cap,
Can't show image
>>705727898
No it gives me comfort.
>>705728011
k bai
>>705728024
send to phoen
>>705728070
It makes you undignified.
>>705727992
that's would be an extremely accurate statement
>>705727953
w0w
>>705728254
Im a virgin, I already have no dignity.
>>705728263
mow
>>705727305
I'll have to learn that. I understand it, but I'm not used to that sort of thing. It's been a bit rough
for me at times.
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