What's the gayest thing you've done/seen in person?
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What's the gayest thing you've done/seen in person?
>>705717455
create this thread
>>705717455
seriously never, i'm 26 and the last time i left my house i was 16
sucked a dick
>>705717455
Sucked 4 cocks including a huge black cock, fucked a tranny and a cute twink boy.
>>705717918
tranny have nice tits?
Got my dick succ by a cute redhead twink
Gonna bury my dick in his ass next time I see him
>>705717455
gave and received head
>>705717455
Jerked off on my friends dj hero turn table after my other friend already came on it
Cross dressed and fucked got fucked by this guy I met on craigslist.
/b/ on a daily basis. Gayest thing ever!
>>705718473
Oh the owner of the turntable ended up coming out of the closet two years later so it was a pretty gay affair
>>705718482
Please post more pics
>>705717455
Met up with crossdresser. Didn't look like the pics at all. Stopped them mid-bj and left.
>>705718089
Not bad. C cups.
>>705718270
Your a JW?
Watched an episode of Glee.
>>705718896
no, JWs are just fucking gay.
>>705717455
>you've done
suck a dick
>seen in person
watch a boy fap
>>705719260
Fuckin noice
>>705719782
sweet. looks fun
>>705719470
They like dick?
Today was the gayest I ever gayed. My sugar daddy took me out to the theater to see sully and then we went and sat all the way to the back and he stroked and sucked my cock until I came in his mouth during the movie. Then he bought me clothes and shit and gave me money.
>>705717455
Posted my butt on /soc/.
Actually no, posting my butt on /hm/ is probably gayer.
>>705717455
I met with an older guy from craigslist at his house. He had the door unlocked and told me to walk in. He was only wearing panties and a huge buttplug. He pulled it out and demanded I fuck him raw and cum in his ass. It wasn't as good as I expected. I couldn't keep it up, he sucked me for 30 minutes or so, and I left feeling dirty
>>705719782
DAT stubble
>>705719782
so youre pretty gay
>>705720212
probably, they also like spreading false doctrine.
>>705718482
is he fucking you or are you fucking him in the stomach?
>>705719782
Damn I'm into it .
>>705720268
Yeah, doesn't sound like a good experience.
Butt fucked a bottom while in prison 3 or 4 times a week.
>>705720875
Gonna need some more.of.this
>>705720782
I also went to an adult bookstore that's 5 minutes from my house. REALLY pushy people in the arcade area. Booths had gloryholes, but they were dirty. I panicked, bought a cock pump and left......once again feeling dirty
>>705721059
I think this is all I have of it. It's not me.
I let a gay guy squeeze my ass for drinks at a university bar.
>>705721240
Dammit, thanks anyways anon appreciate it
>>705717455
Your father
>>705717455
got drunk and high one night with friends after I broke up with gff and passed out on same bed as twink friend. Wake up in the morning still kinda drunk but with massive morning wood and i started groping his ass bare and rubbing my dick between his thighs. Then he jerked me off and I sobered up and felt disgusted. Never gayed ever since and it feels good
>>705721554
you got it.
>>705721648
>bra
>>705721750
Sorry, but I think I'll keep posting.
>>705717455
Had sex cross dressed in a roadside picnic area with a couple of road workers.
>>705721861
Cross dressing is my biggest turnoff. Keep posting nudes, but no lady clothes plz
>>705717802
How does that even work? How do you get food? What happens if you're sick? Don't you ever have to visit a bank or something? What do you do all day without getting bored out of your mind?
>>705722055
Sorry for not catering to your specific likes and dislikes. What was I thinking?
>>705721897
tell us more
>>705721861
MOAR
>>705722305
You should have been more considerate of others
>>705717455
I jerked off in front of a guy on Omegle. That's not "in person" but it's the gayest thing I've done.
I wasn't turned on by him at all. I just wanted someone to watch me cum and got desperate enough to let some dude watch.
>>705717455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k
>>705722318
Bad Craigslist hookup gone wrong. These guys pulled in while I was trying to escape the nasty dude that showed up and chased him off.
They offered to stay to make sure he didn't come back, we talked a bit.
They were both down with me being a guy.
>>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
I got handsy with 1 of them and ended up blowing him. Eventually I was on my back on a table with my panties around 1 ankle and a cock in both ends.
>>705722275
please...
>>705722873
Sounds like it went pretty well.
>>705717455
One day back in high school I had to piss & went to the restroom during class.
Walked in to see the handicap stall wide open with two "special" kids (aka full on downsy retards) with their pants around their ankles trying to buttsex each other.
>I.. I dont even
Maybe one of them just wanted to help the other wipe or something. still not sure what the fuck went on in that bathroom.
Turned around, went back to class, and sat back down.
Looking back now I'll give them credit for their choice of stall.
>be bored and horny, curious in getting a brojob
> search grindr, find dude with feminine traits, go meet him in his car so he can look at my cock
> he picks me up, i whip it out, have a hard time getting hard, extremely nervous.
> finally get hard, he asks if he can touch, I let him do it
> he gets me really close really quickly accidentally
> i cum everywhere in his car, all over the seat, the buckle and myself
> clean up with a towel he has, get dropped off
> have wet spots from cum spurts on my shoulder and stomach, have to go to class.
felt super awkward and I felt awful
>>705723044
Oh yeah.
You should've seen the gnarly guy that came to meet me though.
Walking std
>>705723112
Thomas Jefferson HS?
>>705723180
>>705723180
cringed.
>>705720232
Posting it on b would probably take the cake
>>705717455
DiD he poo his pantees
>>705717455
Scrolling through /b/ everyday
>>705722941
>this fucking normie
>>705717455
I'm about to fuck a twink I met with a fake account on grndr
i met some dude from craigslist and let him fuck me in the ass and i sucked his dick and swallowed
havent done anything with a guy since
>>705727160
Just not your thing? Or just haven't gotten around to it again?
>Be me
>Be around 8 or 9
>Have black friend from school staying for the night
>We sleep on a pullout couch together
>We went to bed at the same time my parents did
>We snuggle up together and face towards each other
>I ask him if he wants to kiss
>"Isn't that gay?"
>"No, it's just practice"
>"Ok"
>We kissed
>His lips were ashy and chapped
>We finish up
>Spoon each other until we fall asleep
>mfw i was wearing some gay ass penguin pajamas while practicing with dindu
>>705722305
>Would wreck/10
>>705725256
you have the fake account or him?
pics?
Some sports commentator was doing a segment on baseball players' butts. This was on television, and there was this guy outlining other men's butts for an entire 10 minutes.
>>705717455
Fucked a tranny.
Let the cuck husband of a woman I was fucking suck my cock while she sat on my face, she also wanked me off into his mouth a few times.
>>705727852
Nearly forgot, she made him lick my cock clean after fucking her in the ass a couple of times.
Taken dick in my ass and get filled with hot cum. All down low while my gf worked
>>705727446
I dunno why I kek'd so hard...but I did.
Thanks for the laughs bro
Sucked and got fucked by an old guy off craigslist. Pic is me btw
>>705730160
bullshit
came in friend's condom
I'm not lying. Why would i? Cock is me too btw
>>705717455
the gayest thing ive seen in person?
green text time
>in saginaw mi over by genesee st cruzing for whores cause i like whores.
now off to one side of the genesee is a st called river road on river road is a fag bar the girls go into to warm up when its cold.
So rather than burn gas and look like i was cruising for whores I was hanging out in thebar bullshitting with the guys. I had been in there before and they knew my whore issues which they thought was hilarious, gay dudes ahve no need to pay for ass i guess.
so anyway I need to take a leak since a double large coffee and a shot of rum will do that to you.
So i go i the bathroom and I see one dude blowing another while a third dude jerks off.
I needed to piss so badly I just went up to the urinal let it fly and the third dude said "man what a waste". I didnt enquire as to why it was a waste but fled back to the bar
>>705730748
>>705730160
yea i dont know what a timestamp is either
>>705730811
Maybe because those aren't fresh. You suck at making me want to post oc
>>705720213
Is it possible to get a sugar daddy but never suck his dick or get fucked in the ass? I need money.
>>70571745
My brother fucked my ass. Try to be more gay!
Seen a grown man put his cock in my mouth. Fucking faggot. Seriously, watched porn and a guy was jerking it next to me. Weirdest 13th bday ever.
I'm hetero, but when I was 15 my friend coerced me into sucking his cock and letting him fuck my ass and cum in me. I didn't like it at all.
>>705717455
I had my dick sucked in the theatre by a male to female transsexual.
>>705731134
>>705731246
>>705717455
>This one time I was over at my gay friends place and he suddenly stuck his dick in my mouth.
>I didnt say anything but I just started sucking. >I was still sucking his cock when his husband suddenly burst in on us.
>He didnt say anything, just grinned, pulled my pants down and stuck his cock in my arse.
>So there I was sucking my friends cock and getting fucked up the arse by his husband and I thought to myself "jesus, how fucking gay are these two guys?!"
>>705717455
Stuck a dildo in my ass
>>705718162
Lol faggot
>>705731010
Short answer: No
Long answer: No, definitely not
>>705727930
sounds pretty hot and not much gayness
>>705731657
Gtfo
>>705721043
Greentext?
A few things.
Let my gay friend wank me off one time when we were drunk
Let another gay friend give me a blowjob while I was high
I also went with a super hot tgirl escourt once, sucked on her fempen before bending her over and fucking her sweet ass. It was totally not gay though
>>705727858
how is this gay?
>23
>moving out of house i shared with roommates
>2 roommates left me with too much junk to deal with by myself
>enlist my best friend of 8 years to help move/throw the stuff away
>he and i both admitted to having gay thoughts years ago
>never told him i'm a fullblown closet homo
>get a truckload of crap out of the house
>take a break in my room to smoke/get something to drink
>i grab drinks out of the fridge
>come back to friend going through my box of shirts (which happened to have my dildo in the bottom of it, no pun intended)
>i'm at a point in my life where i don't care and really trust best friend, so i let him discover the dildo naturally, which he did
>friend questions me about owning it, and it's size
>fess up and admit i use it often, tell him i didn't pick the size so i just got used to it (stolen from my sister years ago, different story)
>he slyly says he doesn't believe i can fit the whole thing inside of me
>take the bait and nervously drop my pants
>he passes me the dildo and i start to straddle it
>visible bulge in his pants, my cock is entirely too hard to play off not being turned on
>ask him for bottle of lube (also in bottom of box)
>lube up and ease onto it
>close my eyes and get into riding it
>friend stands and moves in front of me
>his cock springs out, uncut, secretly happy about that
>i do what i've dreamed of doing since i was 9
>suck like a wild whore, still riding dildo
>he cums within a few minutes
>swallow, swallow, swallow
>keep riding dildo while jerking
>can tell friend feels weird about it
>i stop
>we talk
>end up fucking in the bathroom 2 hours later
>have an awkward discussion again while i'm pooping out his cum
6 years later and we're still fucking. but that first time... wow was it intense. same with our first public outing/road head,
>>705732278
I probably attached the wrong pic.
Yep. Did.
>>705731246
so you let a faggot queer you out?
>well you are in the right place
>>705732305
super hot.
>>705731427
the gayest story ever told
>>705717455
> be 14
> one a week long camping with friends
> all horny teenagers all to spastic to have girlfriends yet
> normal stupid guy shit, just goofing off
> ended up playing truth or dare one night
> normal bullshit until one friend kept raising the stakes
> got to me being dared to run around naked
> haha anons got a boner
> shut up so do you faggot
> blah blah blah and so on
> someone finally got up some courage to get this gay as shit thing rolling
> one friend dares another to touch someones penis
> went from there,
> one of mine was to be blindfolded and for thrity seconds they could do what they wanted to me
> alot of weird touching and someone licking my nipples
> all came to an apex when i was dared to suck my friend off.
> all silence after the dare was made
> say i wouldnt do it,
> alot of back and forth basically calling each other names before i find myself kneeling in front of him
> didnt taste as bad as i was expecting thought it would be weird tasting but was idk common taste of having skin in your mouth
> friends are all calling both of us faggots, i suck to the best of my ability,
> he tried to say he didnt like it but after about a minute or two he suddenly yipped and pulled away running a few feet while holding a sock over his dick to catch the cum
> and thats how i ended up sucking my first and only dick
> the rest of us were kind of released from the spell after i did what i had to do and just kind of ended up jerking off by ourselves in seperate sleeping bags
> no one really talked about that night ever again, it was like some weird experiment we all wanted to try but realized wasnt for us
7 men eating icrecream at the mall
>>705733006
hah, fantastic.
any more stories /b/?
>>705733525
flaming fags
trying this was pretty gay.
Swallowed my own cum
>>705734268
Holy shit.
>be 12
>have friend over for sleepover
>sleeping bags in living room in front of TV
>7ish, sister is in adjacent room
>he dares me to stand up with my dick out facing that door
>I do it
>dive into sleeping bag as door is opening
>she comes back later, goes back in room
>he dares me to do it again but naked
>do it with similar results
>we play video games until everyone goes to bed, I'm still naked in my sleeping bag
>I dare him to get naked, since I am
>he does, I'm getting rock hard
>grab my dick through sleeping bag to show off size
>he doesn't believe me, tells me to show him
>I unzip my sleeping bag, show him rock hard twitching dick
>game of truth or dare ensues
>he dares me to get into his sleeping bag
>he puts his hands on my ass, pulls our hips together and makes our cocks grind against each other
>we both dare the other to suck each other off
>I suck on him for 10 minutes
>he sucks me off for 10 minutes
>we 69 for another 20 minutes until we nut in each others mouths and swallow
>move to my bedroom
>grind dicks for an hour as roughly as we can without letting an inch get between us
>go back to sleeping bags
>get back into one sleeping bag
>jerk both dicks with one hand
>69 again
>eventually get dressed and fall asleep after 5+ hours of this
I was a precocious little scamp
>>705734292
Nothe that gay. My gf makes me do this all the time ;)
>>705717455
Sucked off about 10 guys. Not interested in doing anything else, just enjoy sucking a nice thick cock
I pretended to be asleep on the couch and watched my friend fap to porn on my computer.
>>705732120
sure, totally not gay
I got a boner when I was wrestling with another guy
went to the pony board on 4 chan dot com
>>705734928
I imagine that happens alot, considering that Greco-Roman wrestling is one of the gayest things on the planet.
Right next to the gay dogpile orgy.
>>705734582
yeah, that's pretty gay.
>>705734907
did you not read dude? She had fempen i.e. feminine penis. Besides she was a girl so how is that gay?
When I was 5 and my friend was 4 we got naked and would rub each other. I can't even explain how ashamed I felt when I learned what gay meant. I wanted to tell my mom but I knew she would disown me.
>>705735450
Also, I am 100% straight.
date a guy
>>705735411
What the fuck is a feminine penis you faggot
me any my cousin sucked each other off when we were both 10. felt good af
>>705731427
Kek!
>>705734582
>Sucked off about 10 guys
at the same time?
I mean we've established its fucking gay, but trying to ascertain if it's actually even gayer than we thought.
>>705735294
wrestling boners are a definite thing
especially when your a teen, i mean heat, friction, hormones, tight clothing
its not a winning combo
>>705731427
It's just a prank bro.
>>705735279
*Gayness certified*
Done - had sex with a girl while another guy had sex with her friend in the same hotel room
Seen - lots of lesbian makeouts
>>705735450
But at that age its kind cos one doesnt know any better. When I was that age my frined convinced me to let him put his winer between my buttcheeks. He was a year older and already knew it was taboo. He said 'it feels warm'. Said i should try on him but I wasnt keen. Already knew it wasnt something for me.
please prank call this faggot, he makes his living scamming others. his name is Ramon 17657448248
>>705735910
you're boring.
>>705717455
Fuck a black guy. Niggerbottoms turn me on the most, love seeing them take my white dick
>>705735593
>What the fuck is a feminine penis
Gr8 b8 m8!
>>705735910
implying yr a gril
>>705735999
Yeah we're still friends to this day. Occasionally it gets brought up but we just laugh about it.
>>705736012
you're gay
>>705736290
and you'd be a lot more fun if you were too.
When I was between ages 13 -15 my male teacher at school used to take me into his office regularly and wank me off. I hated it.
>>705736442
looks like my kinda party. I also spotted Wally in like 7 seconds. Not sure that was meant to happen!
>>705722937
He is going to cut his toe off...
>>705736751
safety first!
>>705717455
whats your story OP?
>>705736751
never noticed that before.
>>705734292
weren't you scared of getting aids?
>>705736936
I would eat that ass for days
>>705737315
>>705737394
I would fill that ass with my cum and then lick it clean so I could do it again
You know a funny thing? I was right about to post that someday I got accepted money for jerking off a guy. I needed a new VGA.
But the thing is that I've fucked some trannies, and enjoyed (thinking about looking for one right now and I have a gf with the sexual drive of a teen boy). It doesn't matter, I still think that giving a handjob to a guy with absolutely no enjoyment for me is gayer.
I exercised to Madonna today.
>>705717455
>>705737956
next you'll be sucking cock in the locker room.
>>705738275
>next you'll be sucking cock in the locker room.
Oh I've done that already!
OP's question was: What's the gayest thing you've ever done.
For me that is:
>>705737956
>I exercised to Madonna today.
>>705738228
))<>((
>>705738385
Next you'll be sucking cock in the locker room while listening to Madonna.
>>705738537
NightWarrior: i remember. the poop
>>705738548
holy shit, not THAT is a level of gayness I hadn't considered yet.
I was at this camp a few years back and while standing in line for something my best bud there started groping me for the lolz.
After a few times of him doing this i turned arround and made a sudden forward jerk with my head pretending i was going in for the kiss, i have never seen someone jump back so fast.
Was fucking hilarious.
fucked this chick
>>705738519
>>705731427
You got me!
>>705738981
Did the balls touch?
>>705717455
My friend let me suck his dick lol what a faggot
>>705717455
Put my cock in a males ass and cummed inside
I was high and drunk waiting for my bus to get home and decided to hitchhike. This guy pulled up and as soon as I got in his car, he put his hand on my leg and asked if I was cool with it. Ended up sucking him until he cummed in my mouth and them he sucked me. It was my one and only experience, but I think I'd do it again
>>705739699
>I did touch them with my tongue while I was sucking her hard little boiclitty
balls did not touch = confirmed 100% 'not gay'
>>705739876
kek!
