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So I talked to a guy that worked at Area 51 for a while today.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So I talked to a guy that worked at Area 51 for a while today. Learned some stuff.
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you learned about radars? cool
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lies
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>>705715872
Tell us.
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OP got his anus probed.

Like a faggot.
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>>705715872
Be careful OP, I heard they inject your body parts with cow dna for science
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>>705716217
First experience shared: There is a lot of plutonium laying on top of the dirt all around campus. A building was completely demolished and rebuilt because some of the dirt was tracked in on some shoes.
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I forgot to add that the plutonium is there from failed experiments with using it as a power source and failed weapons experiments.
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>>705716217
What's to tell. It's a research base where they develop and test new aircraft, most likely working on new drones. Aliens and UFOs are a good cover story to keep going, means anyone who see anything is ignored as a whackjob.
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>>705716825
Wow, you sure know a whole lot. I like how you're 100% sure. Please tell us more.
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>>705716600
Double dubs.
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The guy I was talking to began talking about some of the vehicles and aircraft used on base. He estimates they are roughly ten years ahead of technology. There are a few vehicles in museums that were built on base and ten years later delivered to the museum. There are currently vehicles and aircraft that one wouldn't think existed or could exist.
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nothing you've said thus far hasn't been in some way shape or form disclosed in either documentaries or articles
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>>705718957
Really? I used to be obsessed and I never heard any of this.
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>>705719066

anything else?
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>>705719485
There's a special room with what he called a quantum computer. It was a room surrounded by "big electrical boxes", floor to ceiling. Covering all 4 walls. In the middle there was a half moon shaped computer hooked up to a bunch of tubes that had liquid inside. The computer seemed to know automatically who was sitting in front of it.
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Bump for interest this shit is intresting
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>>705715872
Is the chupacabras real? What about bigfoot?
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Iwas interested, now you have my attention, please proceed.
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Wow! Talk more about the computer
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>>705715872
He's probably cruising you faggot.

He'll be shoving his cock up your ass in no time.
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>>705720163
For your sake, I'll share this last post since this thread will die. This guy takes a polygraph test every year. During the polygraph test he is also given an IV. I asked what it was for and he said it was to relax you and help you talk and answer questions truthfully.
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>>705720163
Not OP but you do realize there is literally no evidence of any extra-terrestrial visitation to Earth?
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>>705721117
There is, actually
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>>705719916

>The computer seemed to know automatically who was sitting in front of it.

My phone does facial recognition too.

>>705720775

Muscle relaxant so you can't clench you ass muscles and fuck up the results. They know the tricks for cheating a polygraph.
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>>705721323
No, there really isn't. Every possible example you might bring up has been debunked.
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>>705721382
>They know the tricks for cheating a polygraph.
>implying you could fool the government with this shit

kek
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>>705720607
He didn't know much about it. He was more of a mechanic. He served 3 deployments in Afghanistan as a soldier and a mechanic working on humvees.

Last little bit of the conversation he was getting pretty chill. I jokingly asked about the aliens. He stopped and got serious. He said that is an area he's not allowed to disclose and that he was confident that a polygraph would pick that up. He did say, "I will say that extra terrestrial would be a better term. Alien would mean someone is completely different."

So what's your opinion on what that means?
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>>705721323
actually no

we are alone in the universe
there is no evidence of any other intelligent life
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>>705718227

Anon is right. Simple as that.

It's too bothersome to try to undo propaganda and cuck-dom that reigns in people's minds.
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>>705718227
I like how you're 0% sure.
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>>705721427
There was documented case of an extraterrestrial being seen in the US in the late 80s, similar to an aardvark but could stand in 2 feet like humans. Apparently he fed on cats. Let me look for a link for you to check it out
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>>705718656

The government loves telling themselves this bullshit, too.

The day of reckoning will come.
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>>705721639
actually yes. fuck off with your fallacies. there is a high probability of alien life.
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>>705721988
That's alf nigga
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>>705715872
did he explain why you have a micropenis
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>>705721639
No, YOU are alone, not the universe
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>>705722097
I've heard of him. He got canceled.
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>>705722071
OP here. After talking to this guy, I don't know what to think. I think that where there is water, there is life. We've found water on a lot of other planets.
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>>705719916
>half moon
You mean a crescent?
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>>705722097
Yes, Alf was the name the government gave him. It was all documented
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>>705722234
I'm actually surrounded by quite a number of people, so no.

There is literally no evidence that any races other than ours populate this universe.
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Phuk area 51
You should see the inside of Area 54 where are you
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>>705722071

Life as in bacteria, probably. We've seen no signs of intelligent life like ourselves though. We should be getting radio signals or light signals or something.

The real problem is time and distance barring the use of wormholes or other such shit.
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>>705722097
Alf was a puppet you idiot.
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>>705719066

That's because there is enough bullshit out there that it panders to every personality's needs except for one:

The person ready to discard all his theories for the sake of one new, solid piece of information; the person who knows that society adopts an identity based on acceptable definitions of who the enemy is and who it is ok to kill the children of; the person who knows that we are all sinners, and that violence is natural to us.

The person open-minded enough.

On Netflix, I recommend:

Mirage Men
Pandora's Promise
Frack Nation

They are all very good.

And for some nice fiction to unwind with:

Everything Before Us
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>>705722071
>probability
>reality

pick one faggot
not going to live in your fantasy world where you think spaceships are visiting our shit
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>>705718656
How do they estimate how "advanced " they are.
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>>705722289
i doubt you talked to someone working at area 51, you gullible twat.

>>705722514
>hurr durr we have no proof
sure, but you're a fucking idiot if you think there isnt any life just because we havent found it. google the fucking Drake Equation you retarded shit.
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>>705722289
Do you have other imaginary friends, OP? Are they humanoid like this one?
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>>705715872
So what do his pee pee look like?
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>>705716098
Exactly. That or the "guy" is dead now and op is next
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>>705722654
Not op. I was visited once. Not sure if alien but they told me that isis will be used to kill all the Christians in the u.s.
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>>705722576
>there were probably between 1000 and 100,000,000 civilizations in the Milky Way galaxy
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>>705722818
Good. We're counting on you.
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Are they out there?
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>>705722595
They build a very advanced piece of equipment, usually some kind of aircraft or vehicle. Ten years later, it sits inside of a museum to show off the "latest" technology. He said right now there are vehicles and aircraft used that "nobody would think could exist."
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>>705721117
What about that documented case from 1955 where Dath Vader from Planet Vulcan was seen in northern California
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>>705722861
Shut up faggot.

No evidence. No signals, no evidence of planets with civilizations. Nothing.
Let alone them visiting here.

Saying otherwise is literally fantasy.
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>>705722909
>implying the military would put the latest tech in a fucking museum to show it off
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>>705723021
Pie plates, dry cleaning bags filled with marsh gas
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>>705722636

Learn to read you illiterate nigger.

I said there could be life out there. Simple shit like bacteria or amoeba, maybe even more complex things like animals. It's just that we haven't seen any signs of INTELLIGENT life like ourselves.
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earth is the only planet with life
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>>705715872

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k
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>>705723030
Because YOU faggot don't have evidence doesn't mean there is no life out there. You're so obtuse and you should not spread your DNA
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"Extra terrestrial" not aliens... sounds to me like the Russians put a base on dark side of moon and grew some deformed subhumans in low gravity.
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>>705723218
There is no such evidence of life outside Earth.

Why would I have it?
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>>705722909
So they're really lying.
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>>705721427
This post is the biggest pile of bullshit in this thread. There has been many a sighting that hasn't been debunked. Many abductees with implants that scientists have no answer for.
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>>705723218
Your assumptions wouldn't work in a court of law.

Why do you think they do here?
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>>705722636
OP here. I work at a military base in the eastern part of the United States as a computer technician. I can assure you that the computer I ran VNC on was located in Nevada as was the phone call.
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>>705722913
They don't look like this. Their eyes don't slant like that
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>>705723367
>There has been many a sighting that hasn't been debunked.
Bullshit.
>Many abductees with implants that scientists have no answer for.
cool story bro
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>>705723049
you are so retarded it hurts
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>>705723446
Since there are no actual "aliens," you wouldn't know what they look like.
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>>705723324
Looks like a bush baby skull
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>>705722350
Lack of evidence of something isn't proof it doesn't exist, which is why anon called you on your fallacy. You can't definitively say that nothing else inhabits the universe.
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>>705723049
OP here. It wasn't things like military weapons. It was more how the vehicle ran, how the aircraft flew, or so on.
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>>705721601
It means ET is similar to us.
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>>705723293
Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?
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>>705715872
The real question remains though, were allens gay?
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>>705723030
>i have no argument so ill tell him to shut up

it's called the drake equation you moron. it's PROBABILITY, has nothing to do with evidence.

N = R* • fp • ne • fl • fi • fc • L

you're not smarter than any of the people that came up with that. sit the fuck down

>>705723128
>i said
then you said it before i entered the thread, faggot.


>>705723372
>court of law
pic related. your beliefs would not work in boxing ring.
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>>705723601
Yes it does, faggot. Ever heard of Occam's Razor?

It slices, it dices. There is literally no evidence of the claim that extra-terrestial life exists.

Stop being a faggot.
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>>705723556
I was visited. They're are many races living among us. They live in different frequencies
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>>705715872
No you didn't.
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>>705723426
Anon here. I'm the president of the United States of America. I can assure you that you're full of shit.
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>>705723679
>probability

is not fact

you still have no hard proof and you think math is going to save your ass

protip: it won't
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>>705723679
Jesus fucking Christ what other hair-brained conspiracies do you believe in?
9/11? Clinton's e-mails? The Bermuda Triangle?
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>>705723679
I see. So get btfo in a court of law, you chimp out and physically attack your enemies.

k
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>>705723758
That actually sounds like undiagnosed paranoid schizophrenia, anon. I'd get that checked.
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>>705723466
>cool story bro

I can't wait until aliens abduct you while your sleeping and shove a probe up your ass, you probably won't even get hard when they probe you, faggot.
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>>705722097
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>>705724136
You're gonna be waiting a long time faggot. Better bring a book.
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It is quite probable that life exists outside earth, but very little evidence of it exists as yet, and it is very improbable anyone visited earth.

Of course, blind rejection of any possibility is just as bad as blind faith in delusions.

Just as an organism is just as bad off not being in change at all, which is of course the state we call death, as it would be if it had an uncontrolled change, which is cancer.

You must prevent your mind, beliefs, and scope from growing, but you must also also control it.
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>>705721601
Sounds like he just got done watching some good ole Billy Cooper videos or maybe if he was really high he may have stumbled unto some Phil Schneider, first man to kill an alien grey. My bet is on dubs.
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>>705724297
>Of course, blind rejection of any possibility is just as bad as blind faith in delusions.

When the chances are as low as 0.00000000001%, no it isn't.
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>>705723835
it's called law of probability. google it you ignorant fucktard

>>705723904
what the fuck are you on about? it's fucking math, not a goddamn conspiracy theory.

>>705723975
What does a court of law have to do with aliens?
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>>705724334
A pure travesty.
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>>705724423
it's 1 to 100 MILLION chance that alien life has existed in our galaxy alone, and there are billions of galaxies out there.
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>>705723324
What the fuck is that?
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>>705724249
I'll tuck your little faggot ass in every night then read pic related every night
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>>705724440
We've been through this, faggot.

Just saying something is possible is not proof that it is.

You really need to grow up and accept that life on Planet Earth is all there is.

That's why we need to protect it.
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I feel like I'm casually strolling through a riot in this thread, you guys are so pissed off, hahaha!
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>>705724548
Bullshit. Computer-generated probabilities are not proof.

Sorry you're 12.
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There is 100% life else where in the universe.... Probably fuck loads.

My proof - Earth exists.

Have aliens been here no not a chance.

Do they even no we exist, not a chance.

My proof = time and distance. The noise our existence has made (light+radio waves) hasent even made the nearest solar system yet.
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>>705724136
>because not getting hard when something is shoved in his ass is an insult
>call him a faggot

you might be the real faggot dude.
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>>705724642
Of course they're pissed off.

Most of these faggots think what they see in video games is real.
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>>705724695
>>705724639
niggers, the chance of alien life is higher than your fat asses winning the lottery.

educate yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlikCebQSlY
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>>705724764
Found the 14yr old
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>>705724639
jesus fag detected
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>>705724776
You're pissed too, calling them faggots. Anything has a chance of being real, no matter how much we don't like it, no matter how much our forehead frumps and lips shiver at the thought of being WRONG, we just don't know.
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This is awsome... you guys should fight to death
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>>705724639

are you really that fucking stupid? do you not know the literal definition of possible? given the near infinite expanse of the universe that we know, anything is possible nigger. shit, there is probably even a whole planet where dumb asses like you believe that life on planet dumb ass is all there is. and they think they need to protect it.
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>>705723721
Wow, you're new around here. Do you know what definitive means? Do you understand the words I'm using, do you need me to dumb it down? We deal in facts here, sunshine. Your bullshit bully tactics are worthless. You. Can. Not. Prove. No. Other. Life. Exists.
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>>705723426
lmfao you use VNC to remote
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>>705724642
you and me both. got my popcorn and everything!!
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>>705723721
So
An impossibly uncalculable large amount of planets existing in a impossibly incalculable amount of galaxies in an impossibly incalculable amount of superclusters in an impossiblyincalculably sized universe and youre saying witht what little fucking spectrum we've even had on our own fucking planet that there is for certain no other life anywhere?
Actually fucking kill yourself
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>>705724891
I don't care what you fucking post.

There is ZERO EVIDENCE this planet has been visited by anyone from an extra-terrestial planet.

Do you know what ZERO means?
Are you going to be a faggot again trying to argue what ZERO means?
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>>705722539

Yes. A puppet...OF THE GOVERNMENT...
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>>705723835
>probability
>is not fact
Well then, the probability of this planet being the only one with life isnt a fact either you madsive fucking shitlord
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>>705724973
Actually there is no evidence a god exists, either.
It's all on faith just as believing in aliens is.

Human beings just want to believe. And look at the butthurt when that gets called out.
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>>705724764
25 thanks. but youre the one who called a dude who couldnt get it up when something was shoved in his ass a faggot. why keep lying to yourself? just be yourself anon. we're only gonna completely judge you for being a cock sucker lol
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>>705722636
Do you even Fermi paradox faggot? The Drake equation proves life is out there, probably but that due to the lack of evidence something must be going on.

Life could simply be going extinct before space travel is viable, I cite our planet as evidence. Or we could be part of an alien quarantine because we're universe cancer, my bet personally. Several other prevailing theories exist on why we haven't made any contact
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>>705722654

I have an imaginary friend. She's a little girl with a shaved head who has mutant powers and who can toss around people when her nose bleeds.
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>>705724992
Not even mad.
And you also believe probability=reality. It's not.

It's hypothetical. I am talking about LITERAL evidence of alien civilization.
This does not exist in any way.
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>>705725416
Haha yes..... finish him
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>>705725214
Do you know the literal definition of "evidence?"

Probability is not evidence.

Jesus you faggots are dense.
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>>705723128
In the tiny spectrun of sight we even fucking have at all
How do you even know aliens arent sending signals and maybe those saignals arent radio signals
What if their tech is different and wecant detect it and vice versa
Or yknow
The fact that we live at the edge of the milkyway galaxy in a tinyass planet away from the majority of other solar systems isnt a thing
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>>705725344
learn to science. Law of probability is evidence.

>>705725475
you replied to the wrong post you retard.
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>>705715872
Most of the workers/security isn't allowed to talk about what has happened there. They usually just tell you how people leave and go to the place.
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There is a greater chance of alien life then the chance OP is not a faggot.
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>>705723721
Slapchop was an Area 51 project? I knew it!
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>>705725416
not a christfag actually. but i do believe in the near infinite universe that some other form of life must exist besides ourselves. many forms most likely. its just statistics. they may not be sentient or they could be a hell of a lot smarter then us. who the fuck knows. im damn sure all of us will be dead before any contact is made.
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>>705725244
I haven't seen anyone in here deal with facts except me.

Wishing something were real is not "dealing with facts."

You. Cannot. Prove. Life. Exists. Outside. Of. Earth.
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Bullshit; Know a guy related to a guy. The guy is only a guard, yet shit faced drunk still didn't say a word.
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>>705719916
There's a computer like that at the National Laboratory here in Oak Ridge TN. Pic related
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>>705725594
Why do you keep whining about evidence? Nobody that is talking to your dumb ass is trying to say that we have evidence of alien life. What the fuck are you on about?
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>>705725294
Yes. There is literally no evidence of it.
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>>705725511
hurr hurr 11
show was sick btw
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>>705725393
Yes it is, shithead.

We know for sure that life exists on this planet.

There is no evidence that it exists anywhere else.
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>>705723758

You mean like the Upside-Down?
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>>705723030
The universe is infinite. Statistically speaking, its impossible that we are the only ones. Time for you to go to bed young one. Moving on.
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>>705725699
There are humans living in the international space station, which is outside of earth.

BOOM, BITCH! Sit down son
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>>705725626
No it isn't shithead. Possibility is hypothetical.

You have zero hard evidence of your claim.
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>>705725458
Yeah, I remember the first time I commented on /b/

Of course I was never autistic enough to insult myself because I didn't know how to reply to comments.

I bet you're gonna tell me you like girls next lol faggot.
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>>705725699
Who the fuck said I was trying to prove anything? You're the only motherfucker in here that is definitively saying ANYTHING. You're the only one in here dealing with absolutes. How dense can you be?
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>>705725749
Actually I made the accurate statement that we are alone in the universe and anons went apeshit.

I know the thread's boring but scroll back if you're having trouble.
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>>705725550
lol i finished myself. religion is moronic. it is taught and passed down by dip shit parents. ya know my two year old son is asleep on the couch behind me. ima give the little dude the choice to believe in whatever he chooses and still love him the same but i damn sure am not gonna shove some bullshit religion down his throat.
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>>705725699
You cant prove it fucking doesnt so shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
Fucking do you even know the age of the universe
What youre basically saying is
Over trillions of years
In a still ever expanding universe
ONLY ONE FUCKING TINY ASS PLANET INA RANDOM GALAXY MANAGED TO DEVELOP LIFE
OUT
OF
LITERALLY
AN IMMEASURABLE AMOUNT OF OTHER STAR SYSTEMS AND GALAXIES SPANNING LIGHTYEARS APART
ONLY
ONE
PLANET
HAS LIFE
AND THERES PROOF THERE ISNT ANYTHING ELSE BEVAUSE WE HAVENT FOUND IT
OH YEAH ITS NOT LIKE WE DINT LIVE AT THE EDGE OF A GALAXY IN A TINT SOLAR SYSTEM INA TINY PLANETS AS TINT PROPLE WITH LIMITED TECHNOLOGY
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>>705725912
/thread
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>>705725731
No shit from oakridge? Lived there a month ago. Over in Kingston now.
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>>705725699
You sir are as narrow minded as the people that said prove the earth is not flat or the centre of the universe!!!!!!
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>>705725880
Sorry you think that stating your opinion as fact means I am underage.

Deal with it. No ships have visited here, no civilizations have been proven to exist, not even a signal that intelligent life exists.

It is you that needs to go to bed. We're done here.
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>>705724297
Smartest answer in the whole thread, u are a hero anon
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>>705726006
You made a claim that you have no proof of. Which is why everyone thinks that you're a fucking retard. Are you a fucking retard?
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>>705725974
>The universe is infinite.
Just stating facts.

Sorry they don't jive with what you wish those facts to be.
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>>705725294
Well, there is a chance that in An impossibly uncalculable large amount of planets existing in a impossibly incalculable amount of galaxies in an impossibly incalculable amount of superclusters in an impossiblyincalculably sized universe... we are alone in the universe. By alone I mean, we'll never see life from outer space. Intelligent life ofc.

The chances are so low for life to evolve, so much things are needed, so much time, so much conditions. Even the size of the planet impact evolution.

There is good chances that we'll never find intelligent life in space.
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>>705726024
Of course I can prove it.

The only signs of life are creatures on Earth.

Where do you even think these extra-terrestrial beings live? And how did you draw those conclusions?
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>>705725835
Because theres no way wed find out
By normal fucking statistics
Why
Would only one single planet
In an incalculably sized universe
Develop life
Only one
Out of an infinite number
Literally impossible
Maybe there are only a few, all separated
But there are more
We live in the furthest corner of a tiny galaxy, you think thats all there is when we arent at one end or another of the univers ebevause it exoands infinitely in all directions?
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>>705726080
Sorry that facts are "narrow minded" to you.
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>>705723218
>>705723293

WHat you people dont seem to understand is that we are out there looking for life as we know it. Imagine how different a human is from an... octopus. Lets pick the human to octopus example. You can assume that another living species in the universe would be as different to us as we are to an octopus. You can consider that perhaps those beings are not necessarily beings that need water or oxygen to survive like we do. They are most certainly carbon based because carbon is the most abundant element in the known universe. But as far as them having the same needs as us and assuming so is very arrogant and child-like thinking.

There is most certainly life out there. We just havent found them, they havent found us (apparently) and perhaps we never will. BUT they ARE out there.
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>>705725594
it isnt about the evidence lol. ye who can only believe what he can see. trillions of stars. trillions of solar systems. trillions of planets capable of supporting life just like earth supports your happy ass. is it really to hard for you to accept that there may be some other form of life in the vastness of the universe? or are you so god damn self centered the fucking sun revolves around you alone huh?
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>>705726183
What? Literally what the fuck are you responding to? Did you link the wrong comment? Are too many people calling you a fucking moron in too short a time for your tiny brain to format it all? You're making zero sense.
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>>705726244
Of course there are good chances WE wont find shit
that doesnt mean there ISNT shit out there
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>>705726140
All the evidence backs me up.

Zero evidence backs up your claim.

Why keep being a faggot about this? Admit that we have NO PROOF of extraterrestial visitations or civilizations.
Really, it would be so much easier than being a huge faggot the rest of the thread.
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>>705725594
>calls others dense
>refuses to think other life is possible in an infinite universe

nigga u the dense one...
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>>705726049
LOL I'm in Harriman!! I work over in the ridge.
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>>705725416
>It's all on faith just as believing in aliens is.
except it's not fucking faith because DRAKE EQUATION you fucking mongoloid

>>705725699
>You. Cannot. Prove. Life. Exists. Outside. Of. Earth.
N = R* • fp • ne • fl • fi • fc • L

fucking proven

>>705725922
do you know how big the universe is?
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>>705726302
There you go again, citing probability as hard fact.

Stop doing that.
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>>705726409
Just because we have no proof doesnt mean thereisnt somethinf out there
We may never have contact possiblt
But by basic statistics, there cant have been a single planet in an infinite number that developed life
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>>705726326
>There is most certainly life out there.
Which is crap.

That's like saying "God must certainly exist, we just don't know Him."

You do not think scientifically. At all.
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>>705726345
It's really hard for you to accept a total lack of proof.

You're worse than Christians, fam.
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>>705726454
>DRAKE EQUATION
is not proof that alien civilizations exist

or that they've visited this planet.

Stop lying.
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>>705726126

People that make absolute proclamations like yourself without proof have child-like thinking and are the most burrito supreme of all the faggots in the milky-way.

Go to bed children or I'm telling your father.
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>>705726024
Dumbass the universe is only 13.4 billion years old. And that is a lot. But no where near a trillion.
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>>705726460
Basic statistics
Infinitely large universe, infinite planets, a shitload of time, youre saying only one out of infinity developed life
Simply by quoting infinity that already isnt true, theres infinite planet,s infinites fuckinf probabilities, therefore, the coincidences leading to earth life have to have repeated on some far corner of the universe
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>>705726321
Fact, everyone else in this tread thinks you are a faggot. Just because you don't have experience of something does not change its existence.
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>>705726491
Yeah, actually that is exactly what it means.

You're like OJ Simpson saying you're going to find "the real killer."
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>>705723324
I really don't get this fucking alien's face. Why does he have a nose? There's no air to breath, meaning nothing to smell either.
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>>705725594
>cannot see the box of crackers in my pantry
>therefor is not evidence
>i enjoy eating crackers so probability is high
>still must not exist because i cannot see them
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>>705726635
Pretty fucking long time for only one planet out of an infinite number to have developed life
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>>705726632
Sorry you can't handle basic facts.

Sorry you have to be reminded of them every time I post.
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>>705725912
You win tonights thread, anon. Conglaturations.

Join us next time
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>>705726126
I dissagree we're sending signals and also try to pick it up. There also might be a problem that eithey they or us or not as advanced in tech to pick the signals up who knows we get a signal every fucking month or even distress calls we dont know.
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>>705726358
So they don't exist for us.
So they don'T exist.
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>>705726409
Holy shit. Nigger. You niggery nigger. I admit that we have zero proof of alien life you fucking stupid nigger. What your retarded nigger brain can't put together is that lack of evidence in an infinitesimally small sample size (i.e. Earth) does not PROVE that life doesn't exist elsewhere(i.e. EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE FOR BILLIONS OF LIGHTYEARS IN EVERY FUCKING DIRECTION.) I'm going to close this now, because no nigger has ever been as stupid as you. Your family line is the reason that niggers are niggers. Holy fucking shit.
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>>705726572
So then you dont believe in the big bang? Because that has not yet been proven. Its still a theory.
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>>705726673
Still not evidence.

You really need to stop.
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>>705725626
Well your dumbass should back up your claims besides shitting the Drake equation all over b. The Fermi paradox at least expands on it and puts forth interesting explanations for the Drake equations seeming to be useless in the face of actual evidence. I hope your shit posting, you make my beliefs look ignorant, retard
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>>705726632
Lol @ burrito supreme
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>>705726691
There is literally no evidence of extra-terrestial civilizations or visitations to Earth.

And you simply aren't going to break this argument.
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>>705726735
You're right if you're being sarcastic.
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>>705725699
You. Cannot. Prove. Life. Does. Not. Exist. Outside. Of. Earth.


>checkmate
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>>705726735

Hey so how many humans have left earth in a space ship and flown their space ship to other planets?
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>>705726764
Or more likely no one's there.

Is it just too boring for you to accept the most likely explanations?
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>>705726444
except infinite universe is a hypothesis and the observations is pointing at a finite universe because expansion (red-shift).

but im on your side concerning possibility of aliens.

>>705726621
>is not proof that alien civilizations exist
yes it is, the minimum chance was above one in our galaxy alone.
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>>705719916
Quantum computers use superchilled squids (superconducting quantum interference devices) as logic gates. They're able to perform calculations without collapsing the wavefunction, as in, without killing schrodinger's cat, so they can literally collect information from other dimensions.
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>>705726773
>I admit that we have zero proof of alien life you fucking stupid nigger.

Then shut up
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>>705726870
There is also litterally no evidence that they haven't
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>>705722818
can't happen fast enough
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>>705726780
Given the available evidence, the Big Bang makes sense.

Given no evidence, assuming that aliens have visited our world is pure fantasy.
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>>705725524
Hey don't think you can tell me what I believe in, we're different floating opinions. I also don't believe in your word's meaning = my word's meaning. Anything that has happened is proof of anything being able to happen, everything loops onto itself. Loop da loop bro, LOOP DA LOOP.

As for evidence, do you believe that your house is the only house with people in it? If you walk by a house and see sprinklers on or it generally being in good shape, you can assume there might be someone living there, without ever having seen them. It doesn't even have to go that far, because you living in your house is proof that others are living in other houses.

Sure we don't see aliums walking through their front door, but a few of them left their sprinklers on.
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>>705726963
Did you read the rest of my post or did your retarded nigger brain hurt too much?
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>>705726906
You're the one claiming it's there.

Burden of Proof is on you.
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>>705726936
Both is possible, try to learn to reason cocksucking faggot.
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>>705725912
Underrated, the hero b needs
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>>705726786
Okay heres an example
You like choclate and frequently purchase it

You have choclate in your pantry but are unaware ofit
Because you are unaware of it
And there is no evidence you ever purchased it
You cite it as non existing
Just because you have no proof it exists
Doesnt mean
It doesnt exist
Due to the probabilityof it existing because you like choclate
And you frequently purchase it
>>705726929
You really dont understand how vastly large the universe is do you
Or how limited our current spave technology is rn
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>>705726944
"Chance" is not proof.

Why do you faggot keep lying to yourselves?
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>>705726736

Great response.


Your potato just turned on didnt it?

fucking ignorant, close minded autist.
I bet you believe the earth is flat too.
You really need to go to bed. Thats enough 4chan for you for a night.
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>>705727050
You still are making assumptions.

I am presenting hard facts.

I don't care about what cool version of the universe you think exists. It is irrelevant to the statements being made.
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>>705725912
this. suck it you earth loving faggots
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>>705726673
>statistics
no, PROBABILITY. learn the fucking difference, you cant have statistics without actually having a physical representation.

>>705726846
because the chances of us and them living at the right times to pick up each other signals, and close enough, is fucking tiny.

that's why we have no physical evidence.
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>>705727105
No, one is proven. The other is conjecture.
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>>705727157

Right so if our current space tech is as limited as it is, why is it so hard to believe that theres planets out there with cave men aliens still developing their version of the wheel?

eh?
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>>705727089
Hey little nigger boy. So can I try and explain something to you? Nobody is claiming we have evidence of alien life, little nigger. What we're claiming, and you might have trouble understanding this, what with you being a nigger and all, is that NOT having evidence of something doesn't PROVE it doesn't exist. Can you maybe work them nigger cogs a bit and get 'em a-turning?
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>>705727257
Nothing is a fact, no matter how "hard" you're feeling. A series of words might make sense and oil your gears real well, but prove that anything is real.
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>>705727157
We are not talking about chocolate.

We are talking about alien civilizations. And pushing your assumption that they exist as fact is just as bad as some fundie claiming God is real.
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>>705727175
1. There is literally no evidence of alien civilizations.
2. There is no evidence this planet has been visited by them.

We can do this the whole rest of the thread faggot.
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Everyone here that doesnt believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life automatically forfeits their beliefe in the theory of the big bang.


and if you dont believe in the big bang, you need to go kill your faceless ISIS loving cock asses.
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>>705726691
let me reiterate

>i love eating crackers
>cant see crackers in my pantry
>crackers must not exist by your logic

i do NOT think earth has been visited by terrestrials or that we have seen any with our own eyes or technology. but denying their existence because of our shitty tech is just moronic on your part. the universe holds infinite possibility in its vast reaches. really, can it not be possible that there is some other life out there? the vastness of space is in itself a huge problem in actually proving existence, but how can you be so willing to be un accepting? unless christfag!
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to all the skeptics: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5656892/
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>>705727347
Yeah actually it does. The hard evidence says that your cool story does not exist.

That means you shut up until you can prove it.
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>>705718227
>18227
>227
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>>705727300
Then thats just how small and low IQ minded you are.

>I beriive only fakts that auuree proovinn! Evuuryy thinkk elsa ist fallsuueee
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>>705727403
You're not even trying now. Blatantly ignoring arguments, spouting HURR NO EVIDENCE EXISTS despite nobody saying that it does. Man, you're a disgrace.
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>>705723021
The one that tought Eddie Van Halen to play guitar?
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>>705727472
Didn't they already "update" the big bang with some other freaky shit?
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>>705727089
You're the one claiming it's not there.

Burden of Proof is on you.
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>>705727520
No, actually it doesn't. Prove to me that NOT having evidence of something proves it doesn't exist. Go. You're the one making the claim. Burden of proof is on you.
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>>705727166
so butthurt!!!!!111!!one
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>>705727549
1. There is literally no evidence of alien civilizations.
2. There is no evidence this planet has been visited by them.
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>>705727556
1. There is literally no evidence of alien civilizations.
2. There is no evidence this planet has been visited by them.
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>>705721988
>similar to an aardvark but could stand in 2 feet like humans. Apparently he fed on cats.

>>705722097
>That's alf nigga

Max keks
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>>705727577
>>705727612
>>705727638
1. There is literally no evidence of alien civilizations.
2. There is no evidence this planet has been visited by them.
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>>705727257
>actually doesnt get science at all

if science were solely based on hard facts, we would still be in the stone ages bitch.
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>>705727461

I believe you mean figuratively and I would like you to sit down for a sec and control your autism. No on here, at least not myself has made a claim that alien visitation confirms or denies the existence of ET life in the universe. SO throw that away, literally pull that argument out of your cunt, and try again. Or go to bed.
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to the fag that said it would not hold up in a court

and the fag that said probability is not evidence

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/statistics/research/pdfs/rr264.pdf
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>>705727719
PROVE that lack of evidence of something is proof that it doesn't exist. You're making the claim. Burden of proof is on you.
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>>705727648
>>705727669
>>705727719
r3ported 4 spam
plese giveme coins 4 a red puffle
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>>705727403
kek cant handle an analogy.
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>>705727751
1. There is literally no evidence of alien civilizations.
2. There is no evidence this planet has been visited by them.
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>>705727781
No faggot.

Literally.
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>>705727807
kek you said anal
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>>705727789
There is no way your cool story about how you wish there were aliens would be even hold up in court, you conspiracy faggot.
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>>705727461
1. There is literally no evidence that you are a real person
2. There is no evidence that you are not a robot

We can do this the whole rest of the thread faggot.
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>>705727648
>>705727669
>>705727719
Holy shit we fucking broke him. Better just spam link the same reply to everybody because I can't respond to each argument individually because my nigger brain holds me back.
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>>705727574

Just did a google search and its still the leading theory.
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>>705726870

see

>>705727473
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>>705727933
Prove you exist. Just because you're words on a post doesn't mean you're anything more.
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>>705727791
Science has proven it. You're welcome to counter with whatever evidence you have that alien civilizations exist.
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>>705727910
why would it need to hold up in a court you retarded faggot?

accepting the probability of alien life is not a fucking conspiracy you god damn moron
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>>705727800
butthurt faggot
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>>705727933
>We can do this the whole rest of the thread faggot.

AHAHAHA. You mean you can link your little bullet points and pretend like you're right? Jesus, how many participation trophies did you get as a kid?
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>>705727807
I get your analogy. You are making an assumption that we're going to find chocolate in the pantry when you've offered no proof that it is there.
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>>705727933
stay btfo faggot
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>>705728025
Science? What science has proven that lack of evidence of something is proof that it doesn't exist? Can you link me a case study? An article? A wikipedia page?
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>>705727944
No, you faggots obviously need to be reminded, practically every other word you're so juvenile.

1. There is literally no evidence of alien civilizations.
2. There is no evidence this planet has been visited by them.
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>>705728048
u cant talk sh1t wen i waited months 4 rockhopper
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>>705727813
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HE BORKED! RUN OUTTA HIS SHITTY ARGUMENTS!
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>>705727837

No bitch-made, figuratively. Because literally would dismiss any evidence in the form of writing which there is plenty of data written down by many of the countries on earth.


Fuck your face. Not literally. I actually need you to fuck your face. Cuck yourself you useless nothing.
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>>705725699
Bacteria reminds were found in 2014 by NASA.
We are carbon based organisms, but there can be other organisms based of different elements under the right circumstances.
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>>705728027
Because any court case would be thrown out if the judge found it to be totally based on assumption.
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>>705728178
1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.
2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it is, and I'll gladly engage you further.
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>>705715872
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>>705728013
>>705728092
>>705728136

Dat samefag tho! Cant even fight your own points? Just turn it around on the people actually making sense? Do yourself and the world a favor.

DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE. DO NOT REPRODUCE.
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>>705720775
>>705721382
>>705721566
Polygraph is bullshit snakeoil magic and it only works if you believe it works and get nervous
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>>705728380
1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.
2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it does, and I'll gladly engage you further.
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>>705728163
Let's go through it again.

1. There is literally no evidence of alien civilizations.

This is a fact. You're welcome to show me where I've overlooked the existence of one.

2. There is no evidence this planet has been visited by them.

This is also a fact. Any so-called "visitation" has been debunked. There is literally no proof of one ever being verified.
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>>705728220
There is no such "data."

Quit lying.
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>>705727461
>>705728163
>>705727910
https://www.princeton.edu/~osherson/papers/chen.pdf

>>705728250
probability != assumption

and again, why would this need to be tested in a court? it's already widely accepted in scientific circles as fact there is or at least have been other life out there in the universe.
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>>705728438
1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.
2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it is, and I'll gladly engage you further.
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>>705728380
Baah, foiled again! Thought I could sneak away this time.
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>>705728246
No there wasn't, faggot.
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>>705728421
wrong guy pal. im not the moron reduced to copy pasting the same crappy defense because he has run out of actual debates kek
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>>705721639
You 're so dumb if you believe that. You probably believe in God too.
>>
Lets summarize this entire post.

If you dismiss the possibility of intelligent life you automatically forfeit the big bang theory meaning you most likely believe the world is flat.


most of you cant even see your dicks but youre deadset that the aliens aint real cuz you cant see em.

I cant wait for Trump to kick you all out.
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>>705728438
>The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
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>>705728515
still a faggot :) just keep copy pasting the same shit as your terrible close minded defense. It only makes us laugh more
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>>705728302
Just stating the facts.

You're the one who thinks just because you say aliens exist, they do.

You are the one making assumptions. My findings are based on hard science.

There have been no verifiable reports of alien civilizations. There have been no verifiable reports of alien visitations.

You live in a fantasy world.
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>>705725731
Had a cousin who worked over there in R&D. Let's see how fast you can lose your security clearance.
GO.
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>>705728730
1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.
2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it is, and I'll gladly engage you further.
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>>705728693
Us? I thought we were the ones thinking about more than us, you're the one who is choosing to be alone. You still didn't answer my question before, prove you exist.
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>>705728509
I've addressed your arguments.

You are making the same assumption fundies make about god.
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>>705728796
1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.
2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it is, and I'll gladly engage you further.
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>>705728491
PLenty of data. Just look up all the disclosure from world government agencies.


I eagerly await your rebuttal
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>>705728588
There is no proof anything like a god exists either.
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>>705728618
fucking this. spot on.

>>705728730
pic related for you
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>>705728639
Keep the Christfag "logic" flowing faggot.
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>>705728693
i asked first faggot.
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>>705728770
I have over 100+ years of scientific data.

None of it shows that extraterrestrials are real.

You magically want them to be, and that is not scientific.
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>>705715872
>>705718957
>>705721117
>>705725594
>>705727472
https://www.scribd.com/document/968899/Thiaoouba-Prophecy
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>>705728941
1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.
2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it is, and I'll gladly engage you further.
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>>705728837
wow dude

give it up

I beat you
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>>705728941
see >>705728856
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>>705728845
How could you believe that a universe that is constantly expanding, only has one planet that bares intelligent life?
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>>705728874
>doesnt understand actual logic

you mind as well kill yourself at this point
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>>705728837
However, proving that something does or does not exist requires evidence.

The burden of evidence is placed on the one making the claim.
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>>705728994
1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.
2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it is, and I'll gladly engage you further.
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>>705728778
i asked first faggot.
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>>705729031
You're making the claim that alien life does not exist. Prove it.
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>>705728989
Repeating the same stupid debunked post doesn't make you any more credible.

You are like a fundie relying on faith, not science.
>>
Still waiting for my next (You).
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>>705725880

The Universe is most certainly NOT infinite. There's no reason to think that is the case.

Matter is eternal? Universe is physically expanding?

Sure.

Oh, and stop acting like the Drake Equation is proof of anything, nimrods. It's an intellectual exercise that makes religious assumptions, namely, that the probability of life arising is greater than 1/10^83.
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>>705728994
What are you, 12?
FFS, I know this is /b/, but desu desu desu?
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>>705729092
Oh, you mean the tactic you were using, before this entire thread debunked your nigger theory?
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>>705728970
The fuck is this shit? You know I cant read.
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>>705729078
What did you ask? And what's with you being so riled up and calling us faggot? At least try to insult us with something new, or does your mind being set on old thoughts explain your purpose here?
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>>705729090
I hopped in this thread randomly to make a drunken observation. You're being extremely assumptive, even to the point of ignorance, right now.
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>>705729165
Most certainly not. Bold claim there, friend.
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>>705728874
Oh, I'm not mocking that. I just liked that quote, it was in the boondocks by this dude
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>>705729051
Keep posting like a fundie dipshit faggot.

I won. I beat you.
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>>705728994
>dude responded to your shitty argument with the same shit
>you beat him

go beat yourself in the head with a baseball bat full of nails faggot. your sad level of close mindedness and super sub par intelligence has rendered you unfit to live.

would you kindly off yourself
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>>705729173
No, I made two incontrovertibly true statements, and you faggots kept ignoring it, so obviously you needed to be reminded of it a bunch of times.
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>>705729224
Fair enough, as long as you're not the stupid nigger who is definitively stating alien life doesn't exist.
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>>705729271
OK sorry
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>>705729092
the odds of alien life existing is higher than someone winning the lottery with the best odds on earth.

if you deny that math you are basically denying every science on earth that relies on math.
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>>705729291
You beat me? This is a discussion, you don't win. How old are you? Mods, please handle this child.
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>>705729324
I beat you faggot.

I provided hard facts. You kept responding with the belief your cool story is real.

You are like a christfag being confronted over the myth of god.
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>>705729392
It's all good, I'm honestly just here for these giggles
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>>705729356
Except for the guy who admitted that evidence doesn't exist, and your retarded ass took that as agreeing with your assertion that alien life doesn't exist.

1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.
2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it is, and I'll gladly engage you further.
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>>705729467
No, I won when I made this post. A long long time ago in this thread. >>705721117
This is a fact. Sorry that it gets in the way of things.
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>>705726685
>no air to brethe
Wut
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>>705726961
>literally collect information from other dimensions.
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>>705729165

You're using semantics.The exact size of the universe is unknown past whatever we can currently see. It is theorized that it is ever expanding or "infinite". You know that. You're just being a real piece of shit because youre backed into some arrogant "were the only ones" corner of illogical thinking and ever expanding faggotry,
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>>705721988
ALIEN
LIFEFORM

ALF
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Aliums are real, why else would I keep scoring dubs in this thread?
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>>705729552
1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.

^ This is a fact. Sorry it gets in the way of things.
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>>705729463
That's probability.

Probability is not evidence that something actually exists.
It is pure conjecture.
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>>705729559
I don't think he thought about organic life needing oxygen and whatnot.

Maybe thought they existed in the vacuum of spaace
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>>705729551
>1. Lack of evidence is not proof that something doesn't exist.

This is a cop-out. The facts prove the point I was making. You want to believe.

>2. Feel free to offer me scientific evidence that it is, and I'll gladly engage you further.

Feel free to point out even one example of an alien civilization existing.

Protip: you can't.
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>>705729630
I'm sorry but repeating your same fundie "logic" doesn't magically make you right.
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>>705729552

Thats cool and all, faggot, but no ones arguing earth visitation. this shit is about intelligent life in the universe other than us, period. so get back into your potato pod you fucking anal cunt.
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>>705729211

>us

its just you pea brain. the lone fucker whos mind is so small and closed off that you cannot contend with the actual intelligent thinkers in this thread. You could not prove you existed so you just turn the question on me? fucking pleb! you are an an incalculably insufferable narcissist and a hopeless enema-addicted practitioner of non-consensual bestiality.

(how do you like the insults now faggot?)
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>>705729640
“If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to know it's shit.”

do you deny the big bang theory too because no one saw it?
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>>705723333
How did these go unchecked?

>Check'd
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>>705729808
no, actually the pushback was about my comment here >>705721117

and then a bunch of posters got mad because they think probability= proof
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>>705729833
holy shit
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>>705729890
I do not deny the Big Bang Theory.

It is widely accepted by science.

The belief that there are aliens visiting this planet, not so much.
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>>705729551
you still dont get it lol. saying something does not exist just because you cannot see it does not prove its non existence. fucking schrodinger for fucks sake. and naw i dont believe in god. nice try tho
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>>705729911
Ah okay. Sorry anon. I mean, youre still a faggot and all but, my bad.

luv yu
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