I am a sick man, I am a wicked man, an unattractive man. I think my liver hurts.
>>705702028
I'm not sure my liver hurts, but it probably isn't happy.
>>705702283
You should take good care of your liver.
>>705702357
I do take care of it when I'm not drinking
this thread is a shit
>>705702555
I don't drink anymore.
>>705702621
Look at who made it. That person is literal human garbage.
>>705702028
Fyodor Please leave
I want to force a guy to listen to ASMR while I have them tied up and fuck them. Any takers?
>>705702834
What the hell is ASMR?
>>705702828
It is as pointless to leave as it is to stay.
>>705702769
no that is katia
>>705702983
Katia is alright I guess.
>>705702981
ASMR only works with headphones--moreover, it's best with good ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orD6yIilR0A
>>705702769
Then why does your liver hurt?
Why
>>705703220
So it's just people making noises with objects?
>>705703269
I don't know if it does. I think it does and that's essentially the same thing.
>>705703082
Katia is secretly trans.
>>705703597
Guess you don't have headphones.
>>705703608
incorrect
What?
>>705703220
The soap carving one does nothing for me, clicked on a wood carving one and that did the trick.
>>705702028
Livers can't hurt. They don't have any nerve endings.
>>705703608
and openly a fucking mong
>>705702834
but i already listen to that
>>705704000
How are you?
>>705703311
Why as why?
>>705703608
That doesn't matter to me.
>>705703712
No, I have headphones. I just don't see the point. Is it, like, avant-garde music? Because it's not really avant-garde since that kind of music is over 50 years old.
>>705703906
I don't know anything about that.
>>705703597
Guess that is just the power of the mind
>>705703815
Well, imagine a big ol' dick in your butt while you're made to listen to it.
can i get an invite to the discord
>>705703729
oh cmon it's borderline correct. You and I talk about skirts fairly frequently.
>>705704088
i was good and now im upset and im going to drink my last nice beer and play video games, and you?
>>705704143
that would not trigger my meridian response at all
>>705704158
the only skirt I have owned was to give to avery.
it was a public service.
>>705704096
I finished 5 beers in 20 minutes. Why life.
>>705704096
Then you're deaf and retarded. I don't know what to tell you. Sage.
>>705704134
My mind isn't that powerful.
>>705704290
Life is an inevitability.
>>705704143
I'm a little adventurous, I'd probably give it a shot.
>>705704235
I scored a shoe box full of games today.
>>705704235
How do you know, have you tried it?
>>705704096
it is not music, but it is definitely avant-garde, though i do not personally label these people as artists. someone like you would have to rationalize it as 'adventures in soundscaping.'
>>705704342
I'm not deaf, I can hear fine enough.
>>705704403
The power of your own mind over your thoughts, actions, and feelings is a thing though.
>>705704596
What do you mean someone like me?
>>705704535
what games?
>>705704412
Just how adventurous would that be?
>>705704749
Mario Zelda, Donkey Kong all sorts for the SNES and N64
furry porn is still gross af
>>705704535
which games?
>>705704553
i used to listen to stuff like this nearly every night, but it has ceased to relax me lately and i am moving away from it.
>>705704721
oh, you know
>>705704885
like your face
>>705704872
That's pretty solid
>>705702981
ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response) is just a nice feeling that some people, myself included, get at the back of their heads when hearing certain sounds. I get this feeling, too, when someone rubs my shoulders and the back of my neck.
>>705704926
Super Mario world, Donkey Kong Country 1 and 2, Super Mario 64, Donky Kong Country 64, Mario Kart 64, Zelda OoT, Zelda Majorias Mask, Yoshies Island, Star Fox 64, Zelda Link to the Past, and a few more I am forgetting.
>>705704687
I don't have any control over my own mind.
>>705704926
If I knew I wouldn't ask.
>>705705161
I don't know anything about that. I don't get good feelings.
>>705704771
Depends on how I'm feeling and how well I know and/or trust who I'm doing something with.
>>705704885
liking chink faggotry is still just as degenerate
>>705705257
damn that's quite a lot of value in that box
Or nice feelings, I guess is the way you put it.
>>705705348
wrong, kill yourself faggot
I dont like ASMR, I already know im ultra autistic and I dont like being reminded of it.
>>705704403
Fuck life
>>705705315
would it be degrading to label you as "artsy"?
>>705705315
you poor man
>>705702769
Or any less....
>>705705458
Maybe.
>>705705615
Don't pity me.
>>705705556
I'm not anything like that.
>>705705665
I don't drink at all.
>>705705448
>mongoloid slanteye trash
>calling anybody wrong
noose yourself, tojo
>>705704262
you should have kept it :( and regardless you gave me suggestions a lot
>>705705843
It's not even a maybe at this point. Life hates me.
>>705705365
Yes it is
>>705705448
bet you didn't support invading iraq too, freak
>>705705843
but i thought you did not know. if you do not know, why are you opposing me in this?
>>705705986
how much?
>>705705981
Life is indifferent to you.
>>705706100
I didn't know how you labelled me.
>>705706100
$160
I can sell it for double so its all good.
>>705706182
If life was indifferent then I would have had a 'middle of the road' run. I've gotten shit on the entire stretch, nothing has gone 'indifferently' for me.
>>705706182
i'm sorry friend, but you're artsy nearly to the point of cliche.
>>705706229
heeeell yaaa
>>705706391
I am keeping one or two and switching out my copies with the ones I found.
After all I think I deserve a reward every now and then.
>>705706378
You make the decisions the lead to the consequences. Your rock is your thing.
>>705706391
I disagree.
>>705706100
I was entirely politcally unaware at the time
>>705706627
hipsters always say they hate hipsters etc etc
>>705706586
which ones are you keeping?
>>705706627
yes, disagreeing is the artsy thing to do here.
>>705706649
the joke was that your chosen nominee's response to anything negative is "nope, wrong, kill yourself faggot"
>>705706782
That's fine.
>>705706849
I don't know about that.
>>705706849
illusion of gaia and bomber man 64
these heads are really creepy
raise your hand if you're gay
>>705706962
did we not already cover what it means for you not to know?
>>705706986
bomber man what a fuckin game
>>705706627
I've been working my ass off trying to keep a job and everyone I end up working with is a huge asshole who's out to get me fired. I've been bullied from elementary school all the way into adulthood and I've done nothing to deserve it.
I don't even talk to people anymore because of the bullying, besides the people on this thread. I often wonder why I'm even a furry, if not to connect with a single other person for once in my life.
>>705706849
it is one of his better qualities
>>705707132
I had to check and see what game I owned. I know I had one but it was bomberman hero
>>705707062
does it count if I kinda like girls too
>>705707160
i do not believe that ineptitude, blatant deception, and unfettered vitriol could be considered good qualities.
>>705707236
also for the n64?
>>705707140
You're responsible for your life.
>>705707132
Maybe.
>>705707446
I'll make an exception for you
>>705707573
agreed, this is why I am voting for trump. #hillary_for_prison
>>705707576
I'm aware. But just because I'm aware doesn't mean that my life has been fair.
dom dom dom dom dom
>>705707728
Your life is as fair as anyone else's.
>>705707965
Bullshit.
deemos, wassup
>>705707631
you're so hilariously a product of 4chan. is this some sort of funny meme to you? i'll willingly accept if you've been rusing me for a year and are actually voting for any politician over a corrupt, freakish, idiot businessman. johnson, stein, literally anyone else?
>>705708012
You are in control over what happens to you. It is merely an exertion of will.
except carson
>>705708165
"Oh I wish I had friends"
I've been searching for a friend my entire life and I haven't found shit. You're not in control of the actions of others, you're controlled and doomed to walk a specific line throughout life.
The only people that have any control of your life are others. You have zero control over your own life.
>>705707573
yep
>>705708598
i haven't played any n64 games in a while. been on a snes/nes binge.
>>705708452
That is incorrect. People don't like you, then you change yourself or get used to being alone. The choice is yours.
>>705708651
What games
>>705708692
I have changed myself. I've changed so much I don't even remember what I used to be. I'm fucking tired of changing to meet the demand of autistic idiots, I just want to to be happy.
>>705708780
nes contra, secret of mana, some pinball games
>>705708898
Then be happy.
>>705708925
Nice
discord link pls
Here, this is my server.
https://discord.gg/KkzyR
>>705703906
Is that true? I've had a pain in my side lately that I was convinced is my liver
>>705705320
Adventurous enough to be a dog for me?
>>705708925
hey dom, how's it going?
>>705702028
What does liver pain feel like? Trying to determine if I have it
>>705709302
actually just about to go play some games with a bud, so ill catch you and everyone else in a few hours. later dode
>>705703906
Liver pain.
Google it.
>>705709331
I'm not sure.
>>705709386
I'm scared to
>>705707586
yay <3
>>705708651
N64 is best.
>>705709289
I think that we had a similar conversation Sunday night. So yes I would, but distance is the problem.
niggers
Thinkin about rape, so here's a heartwarming story about gay rape.
>>705710474
Cracker
Art is terrible but you gotta make sacrifices.
>>705710703
i like crackers
>>705709289
It's nice to fantasize about though.
>>705708035
I am voting for a politician over a corrupt freakish, inept idiot secretary of state full of blatant lies, unfettered vitriol and out-of-state money.
>tfw morning wood
I really dont like Hillary, but I think ill vote for her to spite katia.
>>705711691
mew
>>705711217
>it was like being molested by a vice
>vice
>>705710348
Come be my dog anyway.
>>705712087
You don't want a dog. You want a person to degrade.
This guy needs a hobby. Go fix your lawn mower and mow your sorry ass grass. Get some fresh air and exercise, your probably fat and depressed.
r/ing energizer bunny
>>705712375
Me 2
>>705712375
I'm glad my fuckbuddy is into degradation. I love slapping her, choking her, making her gag on my cock, and tying her up and forcing her to cum
>>705711941
mew
>>705712377
Are you talking about me?
>>705712579
You just want love, Nibi.
>>705712579
That's fine.
>>705709241
sorry think it expired
>>705712375
you want a cock in your ass
>>705712375
This is the poster he's talking to. It's not about that for me at least.
>>705712814
just like your excuses.
>>705712626
soup
>>705712948
ok
>>705712931
You just want to be a well loved puppy in a good home.
>>705712814
I don't think it has.
>>705712825
Do I?
>>705712931
Then what is it about for you?
>>705712375
and I like that stuff anyway
>>705712747
No, this is heavily tied to my virgin desire.
I need empowerment.
>>705713156
that's why you make butt plugs.
>>705713090
I was just playing some overwatch. you?
>>705713325
hiya daddy! :3
>>705713326
playing some gta with banander
>>705713149
yes
>>705713392
Nope
>>705713326
i bought overwatch a few days ago, i like playing healer, how bout you?
>>705713156
invalid or expired
>>705713239
I don't like anything.
>>705713271
I don't make anything like that.
>>705713253
You are empowered if you want to be, it doesn't depend on others.
>>705702834
I love ASMR, I'm listening to ASMR right now.
I actually do lewd things while listening to ASMR.
>>705702981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H76GeTHBxjc
>>705712747
eh, anytime I get too close to someone, I systematically and methodically push them away until I hate myself
>>705713392
he isn't a daddy.
>>705713156
I'm not horribly good at self control or focusing myself at the task at hand and something like that not only satisfies some of my base desires, but also grounds me while satisfying someone else. It's mutually beneficial.
>>705713582
Try this one.
https://discord.gg/nTVTM5K
>>705713668
What the fuck?
>>705713692
Then don't do that.
>>705713464
And you want to feel nice and secure in a collar with your owner holding your leash and gentle pets.
>>705713554
I love you daddy.
>>705713791
too autistic. I only see it in retrospect
>>705713780
Beneficial in what way?
>>705713791
I'm sorry I just really really like ASMR videos.
I actually play games muted while listening to diffrent videos.
>>705713608
You are describing your own definition of empowerment.
You are an idiot and autistic as I.
>>705713912
>>705713447
just running around killing people?
>>705713582
I play pretty much every role. I like playing mercy and zarya the best though
>>705713800
I'd be agreeable to that
>>705713846
No
>>705713780
hnng. I would love to redirect your energy and keep you on task.
>>705713899
Hindsight is 20/20 I suppose.
>>705713972
That's fine if you like it. I don't care really.
>>705714059
My definition of empowerment is a personal empowerment.
>>705714086
Beneficial in the way of five smiling men?
>>705714243
pretty much lol. robbing stores. driving like a disabled person
>>705714346
don't you care about me?
>>705714346
Be his daddy.
>>705713912
It makes us both happy I guess. I don't really know what else to say.
>>705714453
>>705714453
I dont care about personal empowerment. That's stupid.
>>705714453
Yea, it just haunts me when i'm alone with my thoughts, which is like 80% of the time
>>705714544
Happy in what way?
>>705714580
I still don't get what you're saying.
>>705714613
It's your personal empowerment.
>>705714687
like getting raped by nibi
>>705714687
I'm always alone with my thoughts.
Hey
>>705714770
>>705714938
You make no sense.
>>705714485
run some people over for me
>>705714928
hey hunnibuns
>>705714928
wem
>>705715060
fangot
>>705714348
I get the feeling you would make a such a good master. What are your thoughts on sleeping on the bed.
>>705714873
>>705714770
>>705715060
are these a Rorschach test for furries?
>>705715097
>>705715129
Hey
:p
To much Minecraft \@w@/
>>705715206
Fangot?
>>705715246
No. They're paintings.
>>705715306
you can never have too many square blocks
>>705714770
You lost me. I would just be able to be satisfied in more ways when it comes to life in general.
>>705715394
Maybe 8 to 10 hours a day
Yeah
Plus I feel alone
>>705715229
Depends if you were a good dog or not. If you're good, I'd let you sleep where you like on the bed unless I felt like cuddling. Otherwise, it's a cage or the dog bed on the floor for you.
>>705715444
By degrading another person? That's sociopathic.
>>705715320
schnell
>>705715529
maybe that is too many square blocks.
is there no one else to run around with you?
>>705713668
Is there some trick to getting into it? I've tried it out and I really liked one of the girls i found doing it on YouTube, but it was still like "oh she's hot and that's a sexy voice" but I don't get any of the effects other people mention on here. And I've only listed to the kind with female voices close to the mic and doing things like rubbing a tissue against it. An I doing it wrong?
>>705715097
so many people shall be ran over! :D
sup?
>>705715306
poor lil guy. how long you been playing?
>>705715578
I don't speak German.
>>705715767
I made and ate some fajjitas and now I feel sick
>>705715815
how many?
Stfu and post more small busts
>>705715919
How many what?
>>705716063
Juice.
>>705716142
What the fuck are you saying?
>>705715564
I'm the one being "degraded" in this scenario, and if I don't mind (or enjoy it), who cares. Plus there is usually some line of discussion about what can happen at some point.
>>705715913
oh noooo!!! y??
>>705716317
Schnell!!!
>>705716348
Is that so?
>>705716459
I don't know what you're asking me.
>>705715537
That is perfect
>>705716609
I'm glad you like it pup. I have a feeling you'd be extra good for me.
>>705716422
I think the fajjitas were more dense then they looked
>>705715601
Snarf for a sec.
Katten tell he pouts and throws a tantrum. Its so cute when he does.
My two best pals for a moment.
But 4-5 hours or so by myself.
Lifes shit
>>705715767
Every moment possible
>>705716483
Well not always. I do tend to try to feel my way out. Find out what they like and don't like. Trial and error for me, but I know that my master wouldn't do something I dislike unless necessary.
>>705716606
du hast
>>705716772
poor lil jeff :c
>>705716895
whoa
>>705717099
du hast schnell...
>>705716942
you have? and before that fast? Shouldn't you go with schneller for faster
>>705717179
I want to disappear
Just get up and leave
>>705716895
what're you guys building? I just make castles till I'm bored
>>705717140
I'll get better soon
>>705717328
Actually it'd be schnoo
>>705717218
Sprichst du Deutsch?
>>705716733
A good owner is hard to come by
>>705717351
why though?
>>705717572
just let if flush out of you poor lil dduer :c
>>705717099
says you, I rather enjoy that type of thing
>>705717816
So is a good dog.
I've got to go, pup. Make sure you get to bed at a good time. I'm sure we'll meet again soon. :)
>>705717218
I don't know what that means.
>>705717908
You enjoy things you don't enjoy?
>>705717617
Ja, mach alles keput.
>>705717833
what've you been up to today?
>>705718209
you spelled things incorrectly and didn't use proper tense
>>705718098
goodnight!
>>705718529
i worked till like 5 and then tried playing deus ex and ended up hanging out with a duder for a couple hour and now am beating up bananber