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Drunk op here. Driving. Parked. Waiting for gf to get off work

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Drunk op here. Driving. Parked. Waiting for gf to get off work at hospital. 1 hour. I have the following -pictured. What do? Trips decides. Quints is automatically beat a homeless person and record.
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Rollin for quints, then
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>>705697578
Reroll
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>>705697578
I hope you get it.
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Nice Subaru
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>>705697943
Yes indeed. I love my Imprezza 2.5i
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Rolling for quints
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Come on /b/ros. My gf is about to get off and she will even drive.
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>>705698484
Forgot the pic
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>>705697464
smash a large dent in a nearby car
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Urinate in the bottle and break it at someones feet
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I have the quints
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>>705698600
Fuck man... you only got dubs but I like that 600. Op will deliver. Don't blow up or 404 my shit. Give me 10 min and op will fucking deliver.
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light something on fire expecting it to grow a little
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Op won't deliver. Never does anymore sadly
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>>705698777
Hell ya!
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Just break someones leg with the bat if trips
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Kill yourself
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Op won't deliver
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post a picture of your license plate, timestamped
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Shove the baseball bat down either up your ass or down your throat. Either one is great
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Told you I'd deliver
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Keep causing chaos op! You'really doing great.
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>>705700267
Nice, op still has it
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>>705700267
AWWWW SHIIIET
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>>705697464
Rolling for quints
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nice op. now get the hell out of there. hospitals usually have hella security. hope no cameras caught ya
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>>705700825
I'm out. I told you guys. This OP delivers. Any other /b/ros ballsy enough. Let's see it!
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>>705697464
hit your own car and say a nigger did it
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>>705700267

Take the bat to the nearest homeless encampment NOW
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>>705701155
No wAy but nice dubs.
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do it
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Now piss in the car!
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She's driving me around now looking for the homeless guy. (Yes my gf is aware of this 4chan shit entirely . She keks as well).
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>>705701630
go on
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quints and baseball bat in pooper
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9/27/16: Today Op wasn't a fag. God speed Op..... god speed
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Rolling for homeless guy
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glad i got on tonight op is best
ROLLIN
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rollingfor homeless guy
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Smash your gf skull in while recording it. Then post it to her facebook so her family can see.
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rolling again for homeless dude, im drunk as well.
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Come on lucky numbers...
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Post girlfriends tits
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>>705697464
op will deliver, give me quints godammit
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bang ur gf and post her asshole close up
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>>705703330
does this count as trips
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Nothing is going to come of this. Colorado Police department has already been informed. Listen radio chatter. He's posted a ton of doxable info.
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>>705703404
No newfriend
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>>705703404
no it doesnt faggot. also rolling for gf's tits
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Slash 3 tires of a nice car
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If trips stick bat in gfs ass
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>>705703761
>Slash 3 tires of a nice car
>Slash 3 tires
>3

Why 3 tires?
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rolling for beating some sex offender, YOU GOT TO HAVE SOME HOMELESS PIECE OFSHIT AROUND YOU
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Dubs says take out a mailbox
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>>705703897
insurance wont cover if its only 3
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>>705703897
cause if all 4 are slashed insurance covers it
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rolling for tire slashing
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Rolling for slashed tires
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>>705703986
>>705703996

wow, didn't know that. Is that a blanket rule for every insurance company?
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rerollin
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>>705704133
i don't think so. but maybe as a general policy
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>>705703541

too soon. wait till he slips and posts more info before snitchin'
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Slash 3 tires of a nice car.
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Here's hoping you find a homeless dude OP. Don't let it 404. Gonna play catch up with you. Whatcha drinking?
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>>705703541
That is amazing, thank you.

OP is a scum, i hope the homeless man has a gun and shoots you and rapes ur gf while you bleed on the ground watching.
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Ez trips XD
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Fuck girlfriend with bat
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shove the bat up your girl's p00n
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/b/ the diverse
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Rolling for homeless guy
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>>705704422
REROLL
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>>705701630

Good job asshat...you posted a license plate in Colorado...reporting your stupid fucking ass to CSP for being a degenerate that Colorado doesn't need.

Go back where you came from.
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>>705704336
well i guess your fun at gang bangs
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roll
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ROLLING. order some chinese food and snort some lines or play some american football with jack daniels.
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Rolling for tits
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>>705704440
damn.
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Slash some tires
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>>705704556
so close...
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get some head
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>>705703996
>>705703986
>>705703761
wow
found fucking satan
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find meth thats always fun
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>>705704496
Moralfag
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Is that a bat? If so, up pooper. The entire way since you're at a hospital and they can stop the internal bleeding.
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>>705704660
immoralfag
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>>705704604
also it has to deal with cost of replacing tires. some insurances only replace tires in pair of two (depends on your policy) and in some cases its cheaper to just buy new tires than to fill out a claim.
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>>705704309
damn, savage. rolling for slashing 3 tires on nice car. must be continental or Michelene tires.
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>>705704604
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Come on /b/tards get quints.
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make a newspaper hat
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put lighter in beer bottle. Smoke bowl with anus. eat car. walk home and ditch gf.
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rolling for slashing 3 tires.
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Beat homeless record
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>>705704660

would you be pissed if some fag smashed your windows?
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>>705704838
toasting in epic bread
i hope you two fuck after this
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>>705697464
roll for kill yourself so the system doesn't have to support more trash like you
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>>705704838
nice tits.
BRING ON THE HOMELESS BEATING
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>>705697464
Righteous, OP! I've been asking for this!

There is a God! Oh God, that means the worst!
We're all fucked!
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>>705704838
OHMYFUCKING GOD BLESS ME WITH QUINTS!!!!
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rolling
slash them tires but only 3, do it faggot
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>>705697464

Kill yourself, drunk driver.
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>>705704838
nice
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Roll
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>>705704838
the job was done the moralfag has delivered
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>>705704838
go home faggot

and learn how to respect your girlfriend, don't flaunt her tits to some sweaty creepy faggots who can identify her on facebook by her goddamn clavicles
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ass to ass the bat
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>>705704838
Rolling for hit gf full force with bat record
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we wait for >>705705555
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rolling for quints
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tits
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>>705705077
meh
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>>705705095
Reroll
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shoot me in the head
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>>705704838
tits plox
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>>705700267
OP actually delivars. kekkles. you are the MVP OP.
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find a homeless cat and adopt it
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Rolling
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>>705705095
This
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tits, tits, tits
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>>705704838
check the digits /b/tard
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rerollin
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>>705704838
Go home peacefully, place baseball bat on police station steps
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Quinta en get.
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rolling!
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This is beautiful, I love you OP
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Re-rolling
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GET!!!
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>>705697464
Roll again
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If quint go home
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If trips,you let that man alone
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>>705705411
Eyyyy dubs, rip trips tho.
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dick on tits
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GF has to fuck homeless person
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>>705705095
Rll
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we missed
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rollin for trips
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Dont go to jail tonight OP, keep up the good work!
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>>705705488
A second chance. Leave him alone
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Fuck her with the bat
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>>705705540
Who the f said that
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get me some money
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>>705700267
i bet you were that one sixth grader who wore monster energy t shirts and yelled at his mother whilst playing his xbox 360

do something useful in your life for once, stop being a disgrace. wouldnt be surprised if you threatened to kill your girlfriends parents if she didnt help you do this
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>>705705559
SO FUCKING CLOSE
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>>705704899
insurance probably covers it. the worst he got was a headache from the stress
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>>705705628
Reroll
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>>705705488
Roll for this
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Beat a nigger
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crank dat homeless man
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Let her beat you with the bat.
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>>705705559
Rerll
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throw bottle out window
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>>705705753
rollin for this
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>>705705753
Roll for this lol
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kick everyones ass
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>>705705777
winrar
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>>705705777
u got trips
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rolling for gf tits
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>>705704838
we need the quints!
if we didn't want this to happen we would have done something about the homeless by now!
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>>705705777
oh shit
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>>705705777
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>>705705777
Winrar
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>>705705777
we got one
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Rolling for these quints in dis ebin bread
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>>705705777
Keked and checked
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>>705705777
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>>705705628

Rolling for this
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>>705705095
Roll
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>>705705777
So we get tits and tire slash?
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Wha what?
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>>705705777
>>705705777
Do it bitch
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>>705698566
Why 1940?
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I just want to see those fucking tits!
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>>705697464
Beat a nigger while screaming "White lives matter, bitch! "
Rolling.
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The ad Will 404 before quints... check em
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>>705706004
>>705706005
solid numbers btw
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>>705700267
THIS FUCKING MADMAN
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tits out during the beating
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Check em
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find a cock to suck
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OP are you in colorado springs by any chance
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KEK this is going to have to archive
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I hope your car gets surrounded by homeless people chanting "quints...quints...quints..."
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kick someones ass
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make her butt chug a beer
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>>705706148
Not what we asked for
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>>705705957
Reroll
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Rolling for quints. Wanna see some bums get fucked up
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someone got trips, now get beat by the bat, faggo
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>>705706148
wtf am i seeing
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>>705704838
Wow what a pair OP IS LEGEND
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>>705704838
Bless us with quints god
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>>705706239
Niggers, the next set of quints is another 5000 posts away. We can get quads though.
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>>705706148
You face ruined that pic kill yourself record
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Go home and do nothing.
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>>705705659
Lol faggot
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Hey op here I am going to let her beat me with the bat and I will record it. Idk how to webm but I will deliver.
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tits out during beating
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>>705706148
YASSSS
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>go to wal mart
>buy those chickens that are whole (not legs or shit the whole fucking thing)
>whip dick out
>fuck it in front of everyone
>when security comes
>yell "REEEEEEEEE"
>run away jacking off with one arm in the air
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>>705697464
oh shit OP had weed. share with the rest of class
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Thread 404
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>>705697464
Beer bottle in anus
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>>705706443
snapchat story feature
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GIVE QUINTS PLEASE LORD KEK
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>>705706666
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Please devil give me quints
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>>705706443
this is a great fucking night
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OP wait in the car for an hour. It'll take that long for us to get quints.
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will keep on trying for quints
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>>705705077
kek
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NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS AND OP IS LEGEND
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>>705706477
do it OP
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>>705706443
Do it
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>>705706443
Tits out during beating
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shove the pipe up your ass op
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>>705706477
roll
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>>705706666
aaa
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Quinticus
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Nshsisishhss
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>>705705628
Roll again. Also

>>705705777
>>705705777
You have an obligation to /b/
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>>705706629
Rll
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>>705706667
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>705706667
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>>705697464
stay inside.
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>>705706600
rerollin
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ROLL
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New thread you fucking kikes
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>>705706572
It's not random, it's all in sequence. We'll need to wait around 4000+ posts.
>>705706557
Those would be quads...
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Just beat the homeless guy already lol
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>>705706169
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>>705706477
777 GET
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Roll for quints.
>also put me in the screenshot
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burn your finger
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moo
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Please devil give me quints 666
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>>705706757
:/
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>>705706477
888 get?

also use snapchat to record this shit we will add you
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>>705706443
I wish I knew how to webm too :(
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>>705706781
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Reroll
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>>705705077

OP here. If you have my girls FB or name then post it bitch I dare you
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OP IS ALPHA AS FUCK
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Hit some cars while gf drives
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>>705701630
I hope the bum is conceal carrying and he successfuly defends himself.
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I'm listening to the Colorado police scanner hoping to hear this guy got pulled over and arrested..
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poop on her chest and shove bat in pooper
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Hey op here we are about to do this. Don't kill the fucking thread. Back soon.
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roll
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>>705706477
do it it'll be great
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>>705706443
AWW HELL YEAH
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BAT IN POOPER.
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>>705706928
Why are you such a faggot
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>>705706969
solid 6969
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Do it op
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>>705706969
dubs of 69 = trips? (odds are less)
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by the power in me
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Record gf hitting you in the dick with the bat
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>>705706969
>6969
Dems sweet dubs. Double digit dubs.
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rolling for Quints
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>>705707057
No u
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stick beer bottle in her ass
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hey that's pretty good
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>>705707057
owie
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>>705706969
honor my 6969 by 69'n your gf/wife and also this
>>705706477
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>>705706928
Ha.
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>>705706903
i never said i did fuckwit

lay off the weed and booze, its already killed half your brain cells
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>>705707079

>>705707070
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>>705707121
Fuck u leafy
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Rolllllllllllllll Cause OP is legit
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>>705707079
nearly trip-trip-triple 70s
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post pics of you guys kissing!! yall are relationship goals asf I'm happy you have eachother
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fuck her with the beer bottle in her ass
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>>705707057
This
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>>705706942
Link?
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>>705707153
great movie that not many know about
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>>705707203
What the fuck
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Quints here.
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>>705706439
found the thirteen year old
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>>705707159
What a fucking faggot.... He and his girl are free to do whatever the fuck they want
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>>705706942

Let us know please. That will be the perfect end to the perfect day.
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>>705707159

OP Here. Stop acting like a little fucking bitch then faggot
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>>705707274
Fuck you a nigger
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>>705707057

rollin, it's gotta be agains a hard surface, as hard as she can
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let gf fuck you with beer bottle
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slash 3 tires
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rolling for my quints-iƱera
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