Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
This was the first one
81st post becomes a meme.
(No, not really.)
>>705691561
>>705691166
I just Want to talk about other stuff
That usually helps
>>705691209
Hey
Erica claimed
Accepting sweet beverages as tribute to me
>>705691496
but why do you choose this nadeko
>claim
https://advox.globalvoices.org/2015/11/16/russian-lawmaker-suggests-banning-telegram-messenger-because-its-used-by-isis/
Why is Russia so based?
>Best fox claimu
>>705689930
>Ruby
I guess you're right about being an elitist oldfag. I'm too lazy to look in the archive for proof of that though.
>get along
Sure.
>>705690234
>Nadeko
I don't know what's causing it.
>>705691740
Oh hey an Inner Moka. Sweet.
>>705691166
Good. Having a clear goal is near essential for Warframe. So much shit to do and you can't do everything all at once. But seriously, you should work toward getting a Soma Prime. Weapon is fucking good. GOOD.
I use Warframed.com for prime hunting, breaks it down pretty well.
>>705691722
Quality Waifu, quality digits.
Cirno claim
>>705691166
If you just lay back and accept death, it'll all be fine.
Because you won't die; you'll be born into a dream.
And in THIS dream, YOU control life itself.
But to be serious, the first time I experienced it was in 11th grade, and I freaked. Couldn't scream. I figured I was dying, but since no one was coming I just accepted it.
And then it was lucid dreams for a while.
>Unless right now I'm dead
>Am I in Hell?
>>705691702
I have some good news!
I got a 93 on my Calc test and a 92 on my chem test
>>705691737
Vanilla coke a best
>Wake up
>Grandma has the news on
>Police shooting
>HE WAS A GOOD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN
Just...
>>705691737
And where were you yesterday, CHRISTINA?!
>>705691023
Everything alright? I'm glad to see you again myself.
>>705691274
Sent!
>>705691897
The 6th post responding to this one will get dubs.
>>705691740
Moka you fucking all righteous NIGGER why did you abandon the threads?
>>705691683
You got any hentai of Nadeko using snakes to pleasure herself?
Here's Cirno fucking herself with an icepop in compensation
>>705692021
Make that the first person.
>>705692021
dubs
>>705691702
Um where the fuck are you?
>>705691550
I like her, I literally see no one claiming her.
>>705692021
d00bz
>>705692021
d33bzs
>>705691793
Because putin doesn't like elitism
>>705692036
ive been busy as shit
and i just go on the discord/stream
besides i dont talk to anyone here besides senpai
>>705692222
>>705691980
Not really
I thought thread would help but it's not
So I'm going to leave
Sorry
>>705691917
So I heard
Good job man
>>705692102
>>705692158
CIRNO BEHAVE
>Suika!
>>705692211
>>705692021
that wasn't 6th.
>>705692115
Just killing myself
>>705691740
I remember watching the monogatari series because /a/ told me it was good and it was alright, but one scene stuck out to me.
Nadeko becomes god and decides she is going to kill Araragi. Not because he did anything wrong, but because her idea of him was perfect and she needed to keep it that way. I could really relate to that
>>705691831
Did you take asprin??
>>705692065
I don't have a very large lewd collection but I have a couple I have saved that fit the bill. They are really bad art though
>>705692095
>>705692102
>>705692158
I was actually talking about the 6th reply to Certainly Cirno.
Speaking of Certainly Cirno, if you don't get dubs, she will Certainly Cirve you up an unCirvivable Circumcision-filled beatdown.
>>705692021
lol do I win?
>>705692314
I'm happy about it!
Oh, and we booted es from the discord again
>>705692434
Hello
>>705691702
>>705691209
Perfect.
LETS BUILD A WAR SHIP OUTTA DUCT TAPE!
>>705691351
>>705691722
Aw yiss.
>two piece sexy too.
>>705691702
Well, I could tell you about what I'm gonna do with my old senpai tomorrow.
>>705691864
Soma Prime For Glory!
>>705691897
>WELCOME TO HELL
Honestly I can't accept death, I'm the kind of person who struggles to the bitter end.
Though tonight I'm gonna try getting Sleep Paralysis again, we'll see if I survive.
>>705691925
DINDU NUFFIN
>>705692021
Wot
>>705692021
>>705692442
Not even close, baby
>>705692378
Get back in here b4 i kill you.
>>705692582
No thx
>>705692574
I was talking about Cirno, not myself, Cuntlord.
>>705692239
>discord/stream
What a faggot.
>>705692384
Nope.
>>705692384
Hmmm, true, even I have better.
Lemme give you a couple then (literally a couple. 2)
>>705692384
so do u claim god nadeko or human nadeko
>>705692557
Better hurry. Apparently it's heading for the vault.
>>705692833
kek.
>>705692557
They are. <3
>>705692736
2/2
>>705692557
Oh hello Gun!
still here
>>705692699
nice duble 9's
>>705692869
Oh, oh boi. I better hurry. Good thing I don't need to be up tomorrow until 10.
>>705692901
Aw yea
>
>>705692937
Starlight Drifter ^^
>>705692781
They are the same, but godeko is what hooked me in the first place. Human Nadeko after she snaps is great too.
>EHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>705692670
Listen, I take a nap. My world is upside down and now your gone? no beuno. come see papa
>>705693112
>Cute, shy girl becomes a RAGING BITCH WHORE in just one simple hair cut.
>>705693068
But you didnt wear anything in that hot spring <3
>>705693112
2 best in the whole series were Snek and Donut
>>705693112
can we be friends?
>>705693000
Toast to trips
>>705692557
Hella!
Going to war the space ork fashion way!
>>705693068
How ya doin today?
>>705693257
Jesus Christ. Tell me you are kidding. Best girl was either Snail or Monkey.
>>705693256
That's true.
>But as lewd as I get is pic related.
>>705693391
WAAAAGGGHHHH!
>>705693399
Pretty good, gonna get my game on, its gonna be gr8
>>705692736
>>705692910
Thank you! Added to the folder~
>>705693251
Bangs only held her back. She actually gets more and more insane the less things she has on her head. Remember how calm she was with her cute hat. She got a lot sluttier after losing that
>>705693298
>god trip code
Yes! I like the way you think
>>705693257
Agreed!
>>705693584
Milk <3
>>705693728
The author just has a thing for haircuts.
There are like, what, 6 fucking haircuts in Monogatari and one in Katanagatari? And they are all considered "character development"?
Fuck that guy.
anyone just want to chat
>>705693941
I tried to and you ignored me ._.
>>705693873
Really wants to jam that symbolism down your throat
>>705693941
yes
>>705693584
>Almost slipped down kimono
W E W G U N
What game you playin?
>>705693941
>>705694038
oh hello im thinking about killing myself my window looks so promising I dont hav e agun how are you?
>>705693372
Holy fuck, I didn't even notice that!
:-)
>>705693000
>>705693514
Snail was pretty good. Monkey was eh.
Can we agree that Crab was worst gril, though?
>>705693728
Glad to help! :-)
The second one was actually too big. It was originally a png. Couldn't upload it though. But if you back search, you can probably find the very infinitesimally better quality png, if that matters to you. ¯\(ツ)/¯
>>705693584
Though using technology nearly as old as the galaxy itself beyond the scope of any other race and possibly physics itself while maintaining a lifeless metal husk shaped in a mockery of your once great race is fine also.
Necrons are cool
>>705693941
Have you calmed down?
>>705694200
neat... dubs
>>705694204
i just dont care about anything anymore i want to die
>>705693000
M-my trips ...
>>705694200
No because that goes to bat. Crab isn't as good as doll, bee, cat, or bird tho.
>>705693941
Sure.
>>705694291
N-no... don't do that...
You don't... REALLY want to... right?
>>705694200
Are you a wizard?
>>705694430
what do you want to talk about
>>705694555
>>705693807
Definitely lewd :^]
>>705694110
Prolly Warframe because ENDLESS GRIND
>>705694204
I like using giant battle robots.
>TAU FOR GLORY
>Mfw Orks just will things to work.
>>705694517
Well, I'm 22 kissless, handholdless virgin
So, I'm pretty close
>>705694291
sfusjadnjss yao uif ansdo o yiff uspport er i fck oyou ocoho pe you ge a life heabd ent onver
>>705693807
Can I get the full image anon?
>>705694648
Best milk
>>705694186
People were mistaking me for you. Why is that.
Also, you won't kill yourself. If you really wanted to do that you would have gone and jumped by now. You just want attention. Slut
>>705694200
I actually need to set aside some time and organize this whole folder. Maybe one of the nice people at /a/ whom I shared an earlier version of it with can fix it up for me
>>705693807
>>705694738
erica is lewd. lewd!
>>705694534
Have you seen or heard of anything interesting lately?
What about the 2016 Presidential debate? It was kind of shit.
>>705694798
You like it dont lie.
>>705694378
Sorry, who's bat?
I might've forgot, unless you're talking about Koyomimonogatari or Kizumonogatari. I still gotta watch those
>>705694375
Hey, Sake
just so everyone know i like hearing people tell me im a sociopath. its why i said not to call me that. second i cant stop myself from attacking people its an itch and i cant stop. third im pretty sure i am a scoipath as i dont know how to recognise emotions blbah balh. finally if that bugs you then so be it.
>>705694504
kinda i dont even know how to properly conduct myself ill just spill the beans here and now
>>705694752
true i thought about it for like 15 min but you are right i wont do it in this moment
>>705694798
You're one to talk...
>>705694291
Sh. No you don't. You just had one bad day
>>705694648
No! No tau
>>705693807
>>705694738
Sup Miho
>>705694933
I don't dislike it.
>>705694836
my dad likes trump alot
>>705694658
Hang in there! At this rate you'll hit that magic number for sure!
>>705694990
donut=bat
>>705694990
What do vampires transform into?
>>705694648
THE ENDLESS GEIND NEVER ENDS!
>Walk out into room
>Slept in house because over 100F in my room
>Someone left step ladder partially in the walkway
>Slam foot into it
>Bleeding
JUST
>>705695037
elaborate!
ignore my threats of suicide im just being needed in this moment i dont plan do die ]
>esdeath
>>705695042
TAUUUU!~
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
>Gotta bust out that Rapetide.
>>705695116
RIP you bro.
Meanwhile I've got fresh burger for dinner.
>Its a delicious burg.
Calamity-masu'd
If anyone asked me anything, ask me again.
>>705695212
https://youtu.be/_ROOXWxAmE0
>>705695253
Please no
Necrons are the way to go
>>705695004
Fish
>>705695051
Whos Miho?
>>705695074
Your face says different
>>705695087
Yeah... I still have some work to do, though
>>705695093
ah, ok
>>705695109
Well... I had considered that, but since the episodes were named based on their type...
nvm...
>>705695555
>>705695022
You won't ever do it. You are just an edgy depressed bitch. Not even close to a sociopath. I should know. I actually have a personality disorder
>>705695179
L + you + D = LEWD
It can't be any plainer to see
>>705695543
fuck...
>>705695022
sociopaths are typically good at saving face and putting on a persona to decieve people. You're manipulative, egotistical, a pathological liar, you have no remorse, shame or guilt, you have shallow emotions, an incapacity for love, callousness, you're impulsive, irresponsible, parasitic, you act high-and-mighty, narcissistic, you're destructive and you have an emotional need to justify your problems and therefore need your victim's affirmation.
These are all severe traits of antisocial personality disorder, but sociopathy requires a bit of charm, which you have none of, because you're repulsive. I think you're just a psychopath
>>705695438
don't dislike would be a double negative. meaning I do like it. silly.
>>705695566
your explanation is very unsatisfying!
>>705695082
I'm not sure if Trump actually wants to win.
My father was talking about Trump wanting Hillary to win, which is why he's running like this.
Is it just me, or is the max filesize smaller now?
>>705695543
>>705695585
So lewd today. What is the occasion?
>>705695585
So many lewds oh boi
>>705695407
Metal Zambos aren't my thing, I tried it once, couldn't do it. Space Commie Weebs is more fun.
>GR8ER GOOD!
>I've been a Tau for two years, betraying the gr8er good would be heresy probably.
>>705695438
Big Ol Fish.
>>705695438
Hey Erica it's you again!
>>705695727
It's been 2mb for about a week now.
>>705695616
At last someone who knows the difference.
>>705695727
Max file size got changed on /b/ from 4 to 2.
Its bullshit.
>>705695626
>
>>705695745
That fish has a nice rack
>>705695755
Hello
>>705695784
>>705695800
That's a cock and a third. I can't use half my Waifu Machine images now.
>>705695918
>>705695918
Kek.
am back is pizza time
>>705695566
thanks
>>705695616
ok
>>705695727
man im not good at politics
>>705695799
will you talk to me nepu?
>>705695977
Yeah. Most of my .gifs are too big also.
Must be mods trying to push content onto their respective boards since only /b/ got the hit.
>>705695253
Awww shit, how fresh we talking?
>>705696202
>>705696268
>>705696067
Woooooo
>>705696008
>>705696056
>>705695734
Just kinda wanna mix it up
Here, have something depraved, too :-)
>>705695736
you know it
>>705696352
I see you met Makoto
>>705696368
what should i watch in stream
i dont even know anymore
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>a bit late
>>705696352
Lewds?
>>705696352
ruby im sorry can we be friends again?
>>705696384
>>705696268
Just got made today yo, fresh ground beef
>Like, half a year in a freezer ground beef
>But its good.
>>705696384
>>705695745
I just like being a defensive army
And Egyptian stuff, sadly no lizardfolk army in space
>>705696407
You have posted this before, and it's not as bad as vore or similar shit.
Got any faerie feet?
everyone im soooo sorry please just be nice to me again ill stop i promise this time ill stop for eve ri get it im in the wrong please dont leave me like this im in tears i dont want to be alone agian
>>705696286
Alright but keep in mind I never take anyones bullshit, so be wary.
>>705696407
That looks painful as fuck.
>>705696459
Have you seen Shimoneta? That might be worth it. I'm behind on the most current ones.
>>705696674
>>705696681
i cant do that anymore everyone is mad at me I dont know how to fix it nepu how do you deal with your antisocial stuff
>>705696457
I did, yeah
>>705696470
How much do you want them?
>>705696689
Forgot pic
>>705696767
come on man doesnt anyone have sympathy for me at all? please
>>705696521
RIP.
>I just like Overpowered battle mechs and drones.
>For The Greater Good.
>Except melee.
Melee Bad for Tau.
>>705696847
ruby come on please please its driveingme crazy i said sorry
wow no new thread yet come on kyoukobot
>>705696847
Ruby why? ;-;
>>705697118
Someone must be distracting him too much.
>>705696912
Sympathy is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary, buddy
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