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Just turned 27. I'm a black guy with a 9-inch bbc, who is

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Just turned 27. I'm a black guy with a 9-inch bbc, who is living in nyc, working in finance and making $110,000 a year with a computer science degree, sleeping with 1 steady white gf (marriage material) and 2 steady side chicks (also both white and both work in the office and know about each other), and not counting the one night stands you encounter in normal nyc nightlife. Ask me anything.
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>>705687805
>Ask me anything.
With all that great shit going on in your life, how does it feel knowing that you will always be a nigger?
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Can I see a tagged picture of your penis? Write niggerfaggot on the paper so I know it's you.
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>>705687969
>>705688036
serious questions only
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>>705687805
Why do you lie on the Internet to upset people on an anonymous image board?
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>>705688229
i haven't lied about anything. thanks for the question anyway.
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>>705687969
Fpbp
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>>705688376
Timestamp your nigger hand right now.
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>>705688154
>serious questions only
Bullshit, your post screams bait, and all you're trying to do is piss of whitey. Your bait game is weak bro
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anyone needs any life advice?
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>>705687805
where the timestamp at? m'nigga
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>>705687805
What would you do for a clondike bar.
Would you recommend getting into that field. What seems to be really taking off right now.
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>>705687805
>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>705687805
Whats the air speed velocity of an unladen african swallow?
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>>705687805
>9 inches
>BBC
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>>705687805
Show us your time stamped cock you nigger
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>>705687969
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Omfg lmaoooooooo. Nigger BTFO in one sentence. Thanks for that anon.
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>>705688832
African or European?
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>>705688738
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>>705687805
Why u don't stop being nigger?
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>>705689367
Write down
Niggernogger4chan followed by the current date.
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>>705687805
> all that bullshit
> on 4chan

Poor quality bait
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>>705688820
now that i've established my identity credentials, can i answer anything for anyone?
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>>705687805
>black
>work in finance
Top kek

Yeah, explain the black scholes model to me.
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>>705689367
Autistic nigger faggot
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>>705688154
Actually, that is a serious question.

According to BLM sjws and other assorted libtards, systemic racism means blacks will always be considered inferior to whites, no matter what the circumstances. How do you feel about that?
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>>705689367
no one making 6 figures had that shitty carpet foh
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>>705687805
Do you have a fucked up belly button?
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>>705687969
topfuckingkek

enjoy your fame on reddit tomorrow
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Can you give me work?
I have a degree in Communication.
Also I have a diploma in marketing and advertising.
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also dating white women cause not even nigger likes nigger
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>>705687805
>married
>sleeping with other women
>unhappy with marriage
>unhappy marriage = unhappy life
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>>705689367
Bro you got probs bra. You have all this shit supposedly yet you are a coon who wants whites to accept you. You live your life for us to accept you but that can never be. Even if a white girl fucks you you aren't white.
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>>705687805
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>>705689640
it's an existential threat that doesn't need to be. no one can deny that.
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>>705687969
Holy fucking shit hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>705687969
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>>705689367
Obviously you haven't fully developed your masculinity because you need to seek the approval of others.
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take a (you) and get out
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>>705689814
i've slept with plenty of black and latina women. it just so happens that the one that i really think i marrige quality is white, and i happen to work around a lot of white people so my stead side pieces tend to also be white. simply a matter of proximity.
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>>705690058
it's an AMA. I thought I might be able to provide some guidance.
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>>705690191
>i happen to work around a lot of white people
Affirmative action is fucking disease on this country
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>>705687805
Is the pic related OP?
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>>705687805
I was always afraid that black chicks smelled bad because most black people do, but I finally fucked a petite qt3.14 black girl that I met at a club and she didn't smell at all. All her friends were white though, so that might have made a difference.
Do you think asian people smell worse than white people or black people?
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Too bad you're a nigger, I'd rather be a poor fag than have to look in the mirror everyday
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>>705690512
sorry, not me.
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>>705687805
How does the steady chick feel about you banging all those other girls?
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>>705690326
You're black. Most white people don't really care. A lot of white males were bitter about a perception that blacks are inherently more masculine and have larger penises which was highly exaggerated and perpetuated by media. Largely this was an extension of slave narratives that still affect the perception of black people today. Obviously there will be blacks who have big penises. There will be blacks who have successful careers. The majority of whites don't care and most white men are attracted to black women and all races of women in fact.
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>>705687805
K den, buddy.

Sage
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>>705687805

How does it feel knowing that other black people think you're a coon and your white whore loving ways almost completely make you lose your right to do anything but go fuck yourself.
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>>705690326
Most of us don't need guidance from a nigger, we don't need to worry about getting shoot or wondering where our dads are.
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>>705690829
she doesn't think anything because i haven't told her about that. but to the larger issue, I shouldn't be, to be honest. i'm a compartmentalizer though.
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kill yourself
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>>705687805
is cheating supposed to be an impressive feat?
Does your dick get bigger every time you cheat like Pinocchio's nose?
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>>705691155
Do you hide it from her or do you just not tell her?
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>>705690950
that's largely a myth. no one thinks that and i'm well received in my old neighbour.
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>>705691155
Why is she waifu material, but you still feel like you need to lie to her?

Also, do other black people dislike you for being educated?
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Do black lives really matter more than anyone else's?
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>>705687805
"Working"
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neckbeard trying trollthread. Between that and Trump, I fucking weep for the white race.
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>>705691435
you know the obvious answer, anon.
no.
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>>705691388
lying by omission is a thing. but like i said. i compartmentalize things.
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>>705691388
check yourself
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>>705687805
How does it feel knowing that those girls really don't give a shit about your "bbc" and only care about the 6 figure salary. Also, unlike you op, I'm white and don't need a 6 figure salary to get some nice white pussy. Come at me bro.
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>>705691554
Sounds like you have girls that you have sex with. I don't think you want to get married. How would you compartmentalize relationships if you were in a marriage? Personally in this day and age I don't think it's so bad to maybe just have children with a girl without getting married to her but who honestly knows.
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>>705691424
it's not something i'm proud of but i've just done it this way for so long that it's just who i am at this point, but i don't plan on continuing this much longer.
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>>705691845
White race
Master race
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>>705687805
$110k in NYC? sounds like you got cucked by goldman sachs to write internal IT software
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>>705692015
He's a nigger, you didn't expect him to get paid full did you?
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>>705691961
I'z gon change fo huh
I'z gon be good nigga fo huh!
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Working in economics with a computer science degree wtfffffffff
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>>705691845
well a good portion of them know. i'm 6'3 and workout everyday, so when i go to the club, i'm already noticeable. after a few minutes of some girl in a skin tight dress grinding on you, when you have 9-inches, they know.
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>>705692188
I laughed
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>>705691155
Be careful with that, /b/ro. Wife material is something you don't want to fuck up. And be careful with uh... Life I guess, you know, given the situation with cops and shit.
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>>705692276
Sure nig keep telling yourself that they care
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>>705692015
job market is tough out there. i'm happy with my work and salary.
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>>705692015
LOL even for a finance job outside of anything computer science related, that's a shitty wage in any financial nyc job and if that's just comp sci that's a small amount in any large market city.
>>AMA I'm a huge faggot who makes a average wage in NYC
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>>705692276
lol is this middle school? you get boners from grinding on chicks? also going to the gym doesn't constitute "working out" your picture you provided shows something small....penis or arm that thing is pencil thin
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>>705692716
It's called having a healthy level circulating testosterone limp dick.
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>>705692481
like i said, i'm fine with my work and my salary.
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>>705692850
ok "big guy"
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>>705692471
hmm well if you don't mind the move you could make a great minority hire on the west coast where you can actually make 1.5-2x the money and not spend it all

>>705692481
besides quants/HFT folks, IT jobs aren't really all that well paid in finance as far as i've seen. there's really not that many interesting problems in the space outside of those areas.
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>>705692716
i've never had any complaints about my stroke and i think that's what really matters.
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What do you do in finance? Why that not pure software stuff?
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>>705692970
Wonder who could be behind this post
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>>705692716
>girl grinds on his dick
>soft
>tells all her friends that he can't get hard
>they all laugh at you in the bathroom
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>>705692970
There are black men with big dicks on Earth and there are one's who lead normal lives. Stop deluding yourself.
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>>705693114
I went with the first job offer I got out of school that offered the most pay, room for growth, and benefits. fastest hires were banks.
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>>705693240
Many probably wouldn't be a faggot and have to post it on the internet telling others that don't give a shit
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>>705693240
>stop deluding yourself
HAHAH
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>>705687969
kek
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>>705692716
femanon here.
there's nothing more awkward than when you grind on a guy and he doesn't get hard, so I don't think this is bad at all. at least you know he likes you.
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>>705693394
If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't have replied to his thread. It obviously makes you upset. He seems like a pretty alright guy.
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>>705693587
>femanon here
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>>705693681
Doesn't upset me at all, I don't give a shit about niggers. I'm only here for the fuckin kek's
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>>705693712
It must be a sad world where your head is at
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>>705687805
110k in NYC is shit money. I'm guessing you're talking gross pay here so what 7k or so after taxes, insurance, etc.

Consider a decent (small) apartment anywhere in Manhattan or Brooklyn will run 5k/month minimum, not to mention the high cost of dining and entertainment here. Doesn't leave you with much, buddy.

Yeah, pretty safe to say you're full of shit.
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>>705693806
You're the one behaving like a nigger though. You're the one being disrespectful. He is trying to a have a discussion because is literally what you despise and maybe he doesn't want you to hate him. If he is willing to marry a white girl maybe he isn't a racist and maybe you should be open minded.
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>>705687805
So youre a white 17 year old with no job or friends living in your parents basement in Iowa?
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>>705693861
It's ok, you obviously haven't been here long
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>>705694165
If he was a white kid in Iowa he'd be a 6 2 blonde kid working the farm and on the wrestling and football team and still be better at life than you.
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>>705694130
Go fuck yourself, I'll disrespect whoever the fuck i want to.
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>>705689367
>Not acceptable time stamp.

WTF!? Fucking google.
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>>705693983
$3950 for 2 beds 1 bath in gramercy park
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>>705687969
kek
this needs to be capped
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>>705694130
This is /b/ on 4chan. Welcome.
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>>705687805
>working in finance
>with a computer science degree

lol look at him trying to fit in
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>>705694130
thanks, anon.
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>>705687805
hows it feel knowing you got your job at the expense of more qualified individuals because you arent able to compete (likely also goes to you acceptance into whatever school taught you "finance")
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>>705687969
lost
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>>705694700
I've had racist opinions myself but I as a white person have experienced racism. And whenever I did it was always when I was around a group of black people. And it hurts to be ganged up on. It hurts to be stereotyped. So even though I have hate in my heart I try to put it aside as much as I can.
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>>705687969
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>>705695110
Sounds like your a pussy
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>>705690326
There's a board for advice nigger
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>>705695199
Or I'm just not evil? Or maybe I'm happy with the size of my penis?
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>>705695110
i'm sorry that happened to you.
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>>705694308
Im gonna go out on a limb here amd guess you live in the shithole that is Iowa? And ye id wrestle and do gay shit like that if I lived in the most boringest state in America. Honestly, how do you wake up each morning knowing you live in that backwater place? Does you Uncledad and Sistermom pay you for helpin around the family farm or is your 3 sqaure meals of shit your payment?
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>>705695321
So am i, i have a happy gf of 9 months as of today
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>>705687805
Why are you posting a fabricated story and getting strangers on the Internet to ask you questions about it as if it's your real life op?
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>>705695110
>Gets ganged up on by black people.
>Sympathizes with them like a vagina.
Please tell me you're trolling.
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>>705695589
OP's face realizing we see through his lie
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>>705695345
And ya know as far as blacks necessarily being violent and shit like that I don't fucking know. I've had times when I've felt like fuck I hate all niggers and Jews and I'm gonna go find a Jewish kid I know and just kill him or just a black kid and beat the shit out of him. I could probably do either. From a physical standpoint. I'm just as violent if not for my circumstances. Cause we have some money. But I think that's not who I am.
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>>705689896

Honestly this. Poor dialogue has been expressed on both sides because of all the deep rooted hatred. All of the energy wasted to pass negativity and violence, makes me wonder some of the things we could've accomplished by now. Still waiting for a real goddamn hoverboard.
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>>705695690
I mean they've never done anything physical to me because unlike you I'm actually built like a man.
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>>705692247
I was thinking the same thing haha
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>>705695712
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I will fight OP!
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>>705694495
If that's legit, that's a steal. I have some friends that live on 20th over there that pay 3600 for 1br/.5 bath. I'm on 82nd here in a 3br/2br and pay 7000
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>>705695450
Yeah talk about how sports are gay. You're pathetic. That's what's on your mind you faggot. And you wonder why the perception is that blacks are better athletes. Have some balls you fucking pussy. Get gay sex off of your mind.
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>>705695589
OP is really NSA making threads about white guilt/ hate.
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>>705696193
Agreed
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>>705687805

all that and still a nigger
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>>705696476
Kek
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>>705696193
This. /Thread
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>>705696126
honestly it's been the reason i've procrastinated so long getting a higher paying job.
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can i touch it?
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>>705695489
What does that have to do with having a girlfriend?
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>>705696588
wasted dubs
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>>705696597
>All these bbc/threads u mad white boi and i'm a successful black male and u r racist threads.

Starting to connect the dots.
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>>705695712
If he's even black
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>>705697307
control of the world runs through /b
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>>705697583
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>>705687805
how can you survive in nyc with only 110k?
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>>705687805
how do white girls react to your dick?
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>>705697601
>control of the cancer.
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>>705697860
roommate, living frugal. there's plenty to do without going broke in nyc. it's rare when i take wifey out that i spend more than $20 or $30. plus we stay in a lot.
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>>705697884
Why white girls? White men can have 9 inch dicks. Why are you such a fag?
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>>705697884
same as all other girls. first kind of shocked, then really excited.
>>705698145
just a matter of proximity to white girls.
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>>705698299
Not you.
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>>705688154
>serious
>nigger

Choose one.
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>>705698131
still hard to believe. a two bedroom is what, 5k rent a month? 20$ for two buys you what, 2 hotdogs and a can of soda at the corner stand?
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>>705690326
>has a salary
>thinks 100k is a lot of dough
Lol
U really must be a nigger.

T.married25yearoldmanhattanlandlord
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>>705687805
Can i have a few bucks to start a business?
Paypal.me/kasatrael
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>>705698630
? Autistic?
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>>705687805
How's your mix tape coming along?
Do you like sports? [who're we kidding, ofc you do!]
Is your name Tyrone? Jamal? Tupac?
Are you a menace?
How many times have you benn to jail? [c'mon... don't lie bruh...]
If you could be white, would you be? [again... c'mon... don't lie bruh...]
How's it like knowing you'll never be a creative intellectual peaceful rational human being?
How's it feel knowing you'll always be an ape? A nigger chimp incapable of rational thinking without escalating towards aggression and ooga-booga behavior?

Don't worry, I'll wait...

KYS, nigger.
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>>705698630
we don't really do big dates anymore. normally wifey usually comes over and cooks and we watch whatever girl shows she likes to watch. we go to small thing around town, like a jazz festival or something. only amateurs rely on spend cash to impress women. i don't do that anymore.
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>>705698920
It is an honest question. I was offered 180k to work in Ny and I turned it down for a 120k job in Seattle. That city is expensive as fuck
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>>705699083
what was the job offer for?
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>>705687805
> ive got a big dick
> im so secure that i need to tell people on the internet
go fuck yourself
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>>705698979
I'm not OP but damn that copy pasta is over used as hell kek
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>>705699083
Holy shit you're right. My bad. Never thought NYC was so expensive.
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>>705698979
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>>705699446
What copy/pasta?

I just came up with that on my own.

You must be a nigger to not be able to create shit out of thin air like myself.

Stay nigger, Tyrone.
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>>705699711
top kek
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The only way to be successful in life as a black guy is too actually care about your future and work hard that's literally it.
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>>705699823
you forgot
"dont flip your shit at cops during a routine traffic stop"
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>>705699711
Oh shit my bad anon, carry on
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