Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Ok /b/ Caught this shitlet in the garage. Trips decide what to do

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 185
Thread images: 28
File: IMG_20160601_224945~2.jpg (336 KB, 1920x1480) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160601_224945~2.jpg
336 KB, 1920x1480
Ok /b/

Caught this shitlet in the garage. Trips decide what to do
>>
File: IMG_20160601_224838~2.jpg (138 KB, 1099x1030) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160601_224838~2.jpg
138 KB, 1099x1030
Another pic of him
>>
cum inside the container it's in and seal it shut, let it suffocate on ur seminal fumes
>>
>>705623482
Don't know what it is. But shoot it in case is a nigger. Better safe than sorry.
>>
>>705623633
roll xD
>>
>>705623427
do an isis propaganda webm
>>
>>705623427

You can't even catch focus.

> OP couldn't catch AIDS if it was hand-delivered by Charlie Sheen's penor.
>>
>>705623634

it's a rat i think
>>
I think you should let it bite your penis.
>>
>>705623427
please please please op one of the following
- smash it to a pulp with a hammer or another blunt object
- cut its legs off
- cut its snout off
- microwave it
>>
shove up ur ass and pretend that his tail is urs
>>
>>705623482
Put seasoning on it Cook it in the oven, record yourself on YouTube putting it in the oven while it squeals like a bitch. Wait till it cooks, put it on a plate & and eat it. And Don't forget the barbecue sauce.
>>
>>705623427
Drown it.
>>
>>705623427
Set it on fire
>>
>>705623427
Cut it's dick off if he has any.
>>
Send it to space like we did with the frog that time.
>>
>>705623427
Give it to a neighbor by putting it underneath the outside door.
>>
eat it
>>
have sex with it
>>
>>705624207
it'll burn too quickly
>>
>>705624354
This is genius actually
>>
>>705623427
Put a YouTube of it hammering the fuck out of it like it was a huge big cockaroach.
>>
make a little eye patch for it, and keep it as a pet.
>>
Let it bite your tiny dick
>>
>>705623427
cut it into bits
>>
Release it
>>
>>705624443
Wow so close
>>
>>705623633
roll
>>
>>705624504
Reroll
BITE THE DICK
>>
>>705623427
Put it trap inside your mouth if it has room to fit in. Let it suffocate till it passes out.
>>
Beat it to a pulp with your bare hands. Then smear the blood and remains on your dick.
Timestamp and post
>>
Let it go and hang yourself for being a buttmuncher
>>
>>705623974
roll
>>
>>705623427
GIVE IT TO A NEIGHBOR
>>
You make food out of it, preferably rat bacon or some shit idk how it works
>>
Go full Richard Gere with it. You know what I mean.
>>
>>705623427
Feed it to a pig while It's cooked. Don't forget the seasoning.
>>
File: serious_business_cat.jpg (50 KB, 600x519) Image search: [Google]
serious_business_cat.jpg
50 KB, 600x519
>>705624422
DUBS DEMAND IT!!!!!!!!!!

WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>705624733
Pls trips to this
>>
Put the glass against your chest and light up the other end of the glass with a lighter. Then slowly move the lighter closer to your chest, post the Lols
>>
Put it in a blender and then make smoothies.
>>
>>705624822
Re-roll
>>
Let that sucker bite your wiener
>>
>>705624822
Omg THIS!!!!!!
>>
>>705624822
Reroll again
>>
>>705624821
Roll for this
>>
>>705623633
ROLL
>>
>>705624806
Trips faggot not dubs
>>
>>705624733
Roll
>>
>>705623427
Put it still and cut its head off while the rest of its body has seizures.
>>
>>705624822
Roll
>>
>>705623427
Kiss it's lil forehead then bury it alive.
>>
>>705624822
Roll
>>
File: IMG_20160601_224838-3.png (34 KB, 236x207) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160601_224838-3.png
34 KB, 236x207
trips taking too long
dubs decides after this
>>
>>705624822
Again
>>
>>705624821
roll for this nigga
>>
>>705623427
Microwave it & upload it on YouTube
>>
take a shit in the container. with it in it.
>>
>>705624822
One last time
>>
>>705625084
LET IT BITE YOUR DICK
>>
>>705625100
reroll
>>
>>705625060
Re-Roll
>>
File: MrMouse.png (42 KB, 309x234) Image search: [Google]
MrMouse.png
42 KB, 309x234
Ka... Wait! Even better idea.....

.... ww1,,,,,sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/006cxPuGgw1ey9vm9qu9eg308o06mu0y.gif
>>
>>705625100
WINRAR
>>
>>705624822
Obviously this!
>>
>>705624822
Rawwl
>>
>>705625100
This one takes the crown
>>
>>705623427
fuck it in the butt
>>
>>705623974
rolling
>>
>>705625100
holy shiet win.rar
>>
File: 1454807084619.jpg (24 KB, 480x467) Image search: [Google]
1454807084619.jpg
24 KB, 480x467
STOP >>705623427
>>
>>705623427
Tie it up outside while no one sees it, Record it on camera, burn it as it tries to get out, upload it on YouTube done.
>>
>>705624822
RE-ROLL
>>
>>705623427
OP gunna deliver?
>>
>>705625333
>>
File: fkek.jpg (15 KB, 125x124) Image search: [Google]
fkek.jpg
15 KB, 125x124
op you mad
>>
>>705623427
Put needles it in.
>>
release it
>>
>>705624822
This
>>
>>705623427
JUST FUCKIN KILL IT MATE
>>
Let it go and disappoint this whole thread
>>
File: timestamp.jpg (21 KB, 400x267) Image search: [Google]
timestamp.jpg
21 KB, 400x267
Heres another pic
>>
>>705623427
Break its rear legs and light a small fire behind it
>>
>>705625555
Kill it
>>
Cum on it. Repeatedly.
>>
>>705624822
>>
>>705625555
KILL IT!!!!
>>
File: macro-3.jpg (16 KB, 800x250) Image search: [Google]
macro-3.jpg
16 KB, 800x250
heres a wide angle shot
>>
SMASH IT'S HEAD
>>
>>705624682
rolling
>>
File: Happening2.gif (188 KB, 670x473) Image search: [Google]
Happening2.gif
188 KB, 670x473
>>705625515
too high res
my fibre can't handle it!!!!
>>
>>705625600
ROLLLL ROLL DO A BARREL ROLL
>>
File: image055.jpg (11 KB, 300x270) Image search: [Google]
image055.jpg
11 KB, 300x270
this is where he was trying to get into
>>
>>705625600
WINRAR
>>
Kiss it slowly
>>
File: camera.jpg (30 KB, 479x359) Image search: [Google]
camera.jpg
30 KB, 479x359
ok here he is again
>>
>>705625666
Burn it out side
>>
You stay this long for no timestamp. Fucking chock full o retards.
>>
>>705624009
Isn't there a webm of that?
>>
Let the cutie go.
>>
File: logo.jpg (3 KB, 351x268) Image search: [Google]
logo.jpg
3 KB, 351x268
>>705625600
>>705624682
done
heres the pic
>>
>>705625725
Use a vacuum cleaner
>>
Unrelated to rat, kys
>>
>Stick it in your neighbors mailbox, >record reaction.
>post on utube
???
>profit
>>
>>705625806
WHATS WITH ALL THESE BLURRY FUCKING IMAGES?!?!!
>>
>>705625806
Op is a faggot
>>
File: 1.png (138 KB, 400x300) Image search: [Google]
1.png
138 KB, 400x300
op here, i let him go
>>
>>705624443
Rollin for pirate pet
>>
>>705624443
OFF BY ONE
>>
Let it go
>>
Pack it up boys OP confirmed faggot
>>
>>705625911
heres a pic of OP
>>
>>705625938
Fuck you!
>>
>>705625992
SUCK A FUCKING DICCCKKKKKKKKK
>>
File: top.jpg (11 KB, 530x288) Image search: [Google]
top.jpg
11 KB, 530x288
op here
plzz rate my new fingerbox
>>
Record it trap inside a mouse trap and upload it on YouTube.
>>
File: 56530100.jpg (27 KB, 560x560) Image search: [Google]
56530100.jpg
27 KB, 560x560
man why didnt i go outside and interact with people instead of being a faggot
>>
I honestly don't know what i was expecting.
Kya OP
>>
FUCK YOU ALL
>>
>>705626137
Seriously? What fuck is this shit?
>>
release it. give it love and nurturing, perhaps one day having done this, could possibly help you on your path to
>>
File: IMG_20160601_224838.jpg (507 KB, 1920x2560) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160601_224838.jpg
507 KB, 1920x2560
>>705625984

OP here this fucking twat who have been sending blurry image is bullshit

Here's another pic of ratto
>>
>>705626333
Give it to me
>>
>>705626275
tape a knife to his back and release him in a public place
>>
>>705626275
COOOOKKKK ITTTT
>>
>>705626244
you can obviously tell what it is
>>
Just let him go.
>>
>>705626398
It's just people walking on the street looking at their smartphones.
>>
File: Tandem.jpg (8 KB, 302x288) Image search: [Google]
Tandem.jpg
8 KB, 302x288
OP here.

I tied the fucker to a little bicycle
>>
>>705626137
Roll
>>
File: angry-rat.jpg (56 KB, 1000x667) Image search: [Google]
angry-rat.jpg
56 KB, 1000x667
>>705626545
OP here. i think I learned how to not take terrible pictures. is this one in focus?
>>
>>705626666
Cook it now
>>
>>705624822
aw shiet rerere
>>
Nail rat to wall
>>
File: images.jpg (3 KB, 195x259) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
3 KB, 195x259
OP here.

seriously whoever is posting these blurry pictures you are fucking stupid.

anyway heres more pics of the actual rat
>>
File: dedmau5.png (1 MB, 1280x2560) Image search: [Google]
dedmau5.png
1 MB, 1280x2560
deadmau5 2.0
>>
>>705623633
Roll for this.
>>
File: image20-600x400.jpg (22 KB, 600x400) Image search: [Google]
image20-600x400.jpg
22 KB, 600x400
>>705626990
done, heres pic
>>
>>705626432
>>
File: 1466033142556.jpg (39 KB, 456x456) Image search: [Google]
1466033142556.jpg
39 KB, 456x456
>>705626833
/b/ is nothing but cancer but every now and then a great thread comes along while I'm asleep or at work and I miss it.
>>
>>705625600
deliver you fucking fag
>>
>>705625900
oh shit wadup another winrar
>>
Eat it raw
>>
Stick it up your ass
>>
>>705624684
>buttmuncher
Jesus Christ your underage.
>>
rat in pooper allready
>>
File: image.gif (19 KB, 500x332) Image search: [Google]
image.gif
19 KB, 500x332
SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS
>>
Go to McDonald's and slip it in your burger. Start screaming and causing a scene. Corporate will settle out of court
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
AAAAAAAAA
>>
A
>>
>>705627928
AAAAAA
>>
>>705627928
AKdkdktkf
>>
Send him down the river on a boat
>>
>>705627966
slice it to bits
>>
For the love of fucking god just kill it please trips just fucking kill it
>>
OH MY GOD
>>
op shitpost on /b and doesn't delivar, standard faggot op, put it upp your ass now
>>
FFFFFFFUUUCCKKKK
>>
suck its dick
>>
>>705623427
>RELEASE IT AND DON'T BOTHER CATCHING IT
>>
Build a slingshot-device and see how far you can shoot it
>>
>>705628088
I'm not op faggot
>>
Take a shit on it
>>
Smash it with whatever.
>>
Kill yourself
>>
smash it to a pulp
>>
>>705628226
roll
>>
pawn it
>>
CUT IT UP
>>
>>705628333
Play chess with it
>>
>>705623633
This, but give it air holes so it doesn't suffocate. Keep cumming in it, forcing it to either eat the cum or starve. Eventually he will be too weak and will drown in your cum.
Post regular updates.
>>
Take care of him. Feed him. Release after a while.
>>
>>705628452
Kek do this or KYS
>>
>>705628555

Leave fag
>>
>>705623427
Take a better pic faggot
>>
Put it in the Air conditioner so it freezes.
>>
Release him
>>
>>705628142
>rerolling
>>
>>705628226
Check these trips out
>>
>>705628549
see
>>705626656
>>
File: 2.jpg (36 KB, 1920x816) Image search: [Google]
2.jpg
36 KB, 1920x816
OP here
hes dead now
>>
File: 144402.jpg (27 KB, 889x702) Image search: [Google]
144402.jpg
27 KB, 889x702
Heres another pic of his corpse
>>
>>705623427
Microwave for 3 minutes
>>
File: o2.jpg (10 KB, 852x480) Image search: [Google]
o2.jpg
10 KB, 852x480
>>705629900
its over, hes dead, heres proof, you fuckin idiot
Thread replies: 185
Thread images: 28


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.