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Adding people to the collage should be easy, and it is.
Apart from the fact that I don't remember how I anti-aliased the text upon importing it.
I want to say it was some variation of horizontal blur, but that doesn't look right...
>>705593251
Definitely looks cool!
>>705593104
Why you choose such an ugly picture to post in every thread
>>705593630
Why does it matter?
>>705593533
I haven't added anything yet... I'm still figuring it out.
>>705593672
>>705593533
I forgot to mention: You can specify any cropping/resizing/both of your starter pic - I don't care what you do as long as the final image is 229x130. Otherwise I'll use my best judgment.
>>705593630
Ugly? That pic is elegant as fuck anon
>>705594000
Thank you. That is why I chose it as my starter.
>>705593922
>I haven't added anything yet... I'm still figuring it out.
I know I know, I just meant in general.
>>705593922
>Otherwise I'll use my best judgment.
Oh neat, didn't know you wanted to add me. I wasn't here a long time after all.
You've shown good judgment on the others so I'm sure I couldn't do it better myself.
>>705593630
I think it's glorious!
>>705593533
Yours in particular is a bit more... tricky. I'll see what I can do tho.
give me like 10 minutes or something
>>705594088
Fuck yeah, the combination of unsettling and hawt and all. This is an awesome one.
>>705594513
Yeah, I like that one.
>>705594214
Motion that this image be added to the intro collage
It is here as often, if not more often, than other regulars
>>705594637
Oh, cool. I use that as my avatar on e621.
>>705594463
Aight thx! I wouldn't know how to crop it either, I'd prolly just take the face and be done with it.
Mew
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Sunshine
>>705594882
I thought the background also added a bit of razzamatazz. I could crop it so the face is bigger tho.
>>705594949
coot :3
>>705594894
I like it!
>Mew (Not Lucid).png
Kek
>>705594949
>I thought the background also added a bit of razzamatazz.
Yeah you're right!
>I could crop it so the face is bigger tho.
I'm really not sure, I think it's nice like that.
>>705594882
Man, why can't we have that now? I want to hold a anthro furry fox in my arms
>>705595315
Please don't remind me that it will never happen.
>>705595295
Pretty :D
>>705595464
Indeed. Her hair is beautiful.
>>705595315
Sad panda
>>705595315
We probably could is scientists would throw out ethics in their research. Fuck ethics. I want an anthro wolf in my arms NOW!
>>705593630
>BEAUTY IS OBJECTIVE
I desperately need a better CPU if I want to make this shit go faster.
It's nice to already have a killer GPU for GPU-dependent actions, but 99% of this shit is CPU.
Too fucking bad Lenovo don't make laptops like this any more.
>>705595519
She's just all around good looking :P
I wish I could look anywhere as remotely good as her...
>>705595773
Same. I wish my hair would grow that long, but it's pretty much stopped at this point. It makes me sad.
>>705595732
>Too fucking bad Lenovo don't make laptops like this any more.
True that, love my T60 & T61. I wouldn't even know what to buy right now if I had the money.
>>705595676
you do post a lot of cuties ;P
>>705595911
Thank you. I definitely prefer to post clean art, so a good bit of it is cute.
>>705595599
>>BEAUTY IS OBJECTIVE
Don't you mean subjective?
>>705595977
He's mocking the other guy.
>>705595910
I know what I'd buy.
An X230t, replace the keyboard with the X220's and do that bios mod to restore full functionality.
I already have a ton of chargers and two docks. It would be a simple drop-in replacement and ssd transplant from my existing X220.
>>705596029
>He's mocking the other guy.
Aight, I sometimes don't see stuff like that.
>>705595867
My hair is my only good quality :O
My chest is small and I really have no curves... my arms are all noodley too :S
>>705596106
You really are me.
>>705596032
>An X230t, replace the keyboard with the X220's and do that bios mod to restore full functionality.
Makes sense in your case yup.
Question :
If you don't have a gf, just put yourself in my shoes and think how you would feel.
If you had sex with a girl and she said "it was the best sex yet" after a year of knowing her, and then you catch her masturbating 15 minutes after sex, would you be upset?
I feel upset because I think she's lying to me about satisfaction. I'm 8.5 inches and she supposedly "cums" a lot on it; although sometimes I don't feel like she does.
>>705595950
I come here for the cute stuff, I like cute stuff :3
>>705596181
Or this fucking beast, if it works with eGPUs.
>>705596286
>Or this fucking beast, if it works with eGPUs.
You can ...pull out a fucking screen on the side? lol!
>>705596214
I try not to postulate solutions to scenarios that have zero probability of occurence.
OTOH free pussy eating session so thumbs up and bon appetit
>>705596160
:O
I mean, my roommate has bigger boobs than me... and he's not exactly supposed to have boobs at all x...x
>>705596432
Oh well. That's life I guess.
>>705596214
Girls that lie about orgasms are only hurting themselves, if you want her to get off then she would have no reason to lie.
You also have to remember girls bodies don't shut down quite as much as a guy's body when they cum. Most girls are actually more horny after the first orgasm in an evening.
But that's generalizations...
>>705596424
If this is alex why don't you just fugg off already
>>705596682
1. Wow... I didn't expect to be so easily recognised
2. no u
>>705596512
It's not fair >...<
>>705596728
>I didn't expect to be so easily recognised
Really, nigga? Everyone can recognize you.
>>705596214
>If you had sex with a girl and she said "it was the best sex yet" after a year of knowing her, and then you catch her masturbating 15 minutes after sex, would you be upset?
To me that sounds like you don't have a deep (enough) connection with that grill to be honest. And maybe it was the best sex she's had, but still not satisfying enough. So she's honest but still needs moar.
Dunno. Difficult to say without knowing grill.
>I'm 8.5 inches
That doesn't mean anything tho. Who knows if you actually satisfy her enough in general, like playing around or eating her out.
I know that my grill sometimes was horny enough that she'd go on after (legit) cumming a few times already. Grills can be ultra freaking horny. But impossible to say anything based on these few infos /b/reh.
>>705596728
Probably internet sarcasm
But
>only posts krystal
>>705596214
what a sad life
>>705596799
Just gotta work with what life gives you. I was pretty fucking unlucky in terms of physicality, but there ain't shit I can do about it except work with it.
>>705596846
Maybe I'm just some anon whose waifu is krystal
>>705596975
>Maybe I'm just some anon whose waifu is krystal
Because there's so many of them.
Come on waifu2x, do your thing.
>>705596832
yeah my gf is sometimes horny after sex but my guy is down for the count after one.
she figures herself out though and we both kinda get how our bodies work.
everyone is gonna have a different level of sex drive just gotta figure it out! talk about it and shit!
>>705597094
Krystal isn't my waifu but I'd have to be gay AND retarded to not be attracted to her
>>705596832
>like playing around or eating her out.
I thought this was a given, if you're only making her cum with your own tool then you're probably not doing enough. Girls generally last longer than a guy ever really can (which comes from the fact that a female orgasm is just the left over parts of the the male reproductive system that is just present in both bodies, but it's a less complete system in girls bodies).
>>705597234
>Krystal isn't my waifu
>>705597114
I'm happy that there's an online service since I've got real shitty hardware.
>>705597234
those poor gatarded people
THE GRAPHICS CARD IS TAKING IN AS MUCH AIR IN 1 MINUTE AS I BREATHE IN 4 DAYS
RUNNING IN THE 90C's!
>>705597291
1. The online service is botnet
2. I get more options when I run it on my machine
>>705597287
I have never, not even once, proclaimed that Krystal was my waifu
>>705596953
I guess... I try... at least my roommate likes how I look...
>>705597256
It's more the other way around, a male's reproductive system is a re-purposed female reproductive system.
Men are left with the vertical seam up their taint and balls, a remnant of the vagina we began to construct before the male DNA kicked in.
>>705597513
>2. I get more options when I run it on my machine
True that. In the 4-6 times I've used it for lewd stuff the options were enough. But as soon as I'll get new hardware I will try it out locally as well.
>>705597287
alos ur just mad because ur gaytarded
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>>705597513
You don't have to because we all know already.
>>705597553
Would you care to show me a pic of yourself? I like to know what everyone here looks like.
>>705597795
Nah.
>>705597851
Nah.
>>705597567
well it's just that you're initially built with both systems, and then the Y chromosome kicks out the female plumbing, while the X chromisome kicks out the male bits.
But orgasm is only necessary and "designed" for the male body, so it's present in the female body but doesn't exactly work as well... generally.
I had to learn alot about the reproductive system, I was around alot of the information when they were testing my fertility.
>>705597851
That's quite a stretch tho
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>>705597941
>in the female body but doesn't exactly work as well
I'd swap my male orgasms for female ones without second thought tho. Grills can come so freakin' hard and awesome, I wish I could do that.
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>>705597885
I don't really do pictures... kinda for that reason... I really hate my body and all of it's deformities...
>>705598160
Still cuter than you, faggot.
>>705598169
You can't be that bad. I mean, just look at the post above yours. I'm a guy and I'm 5'2", so life is really fucking hard for me. The world wasn't made for people as short as myself. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
>>705598141
positive side effect really, I don't know who would want the male orgasm... It seems so useless, especially since it lays out some guys like they just ran a marathon :O
>>705594463
dat 3D
>maximum file size is 2 mb now
whoa...
>>705598639
Yeah, it sucks dick. Hiroshimoot do something!
>>705598708
he tweeted that he is sorry about something on twitter
probably revenge for 9/11
>>705598326
I don't do them... I don't even really care for other people's pictures either... I find appearances rather pointless x...x
but I guess that's cause I don't like mine...
>>705598859
Damn. I guess it was worth a shot. But if it makes you feel any better you're probably not as bad as you think you are.
>>705598829
Yeah and apparently he wants to hand off 4chan to a mod. All hearsay tho. It's apparent that he doesn't understand the board culture on here, and I hope he doesn't suddenly pull the plug because he's annoyed.
Where would we even go then? At least we can come to this depraved place...
>probably revenge for 9/11
That must be it.
Today's collage.
How's it going?
Totally not an alcoholic anon here and on the piss.
>>705599150
What about Mew's trip?
>>705599154
I'm alright. You?
>>705598859
either use your balls for once and post it or fuck off stupid tranny. i dont want to see your homo bullshit all day
>>705599222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcTzbr-9oMU
>>705599215
his trip is gay
>>705599150
Looks awesome, thx! That could totally be a poster.
Why didn't you include my trip tho?
>>705598925
I guess not... I do actually get snuggles...
But I still really hate my body...
>>705599289
I like it. I don't even use a name, only a trip, but it has my name in it.
>>705599122
So Cute
>>705599154
>Totally not an alcoholic anon here and on the piss.
Hi totally not alcoholic anon. I feel ya, been borderline alcoholic a long long time.
>>705599337
I would give you snuggles if I could. We could hate our bodies together, heh.
>>705599215
Doing well, finally moved out of my last shitty place. Able to keep my liquor in the open without fear of someone else drinking it. Next step is to get a job with a better employer.
>>705599400
Well done, dude. Good luck on getting a good job, too.
>>705599150
Missing 23.jpg
>>705599150
I don't know half of them, but the half I do know are all cool people :D
>>705599391
Well it's cheaper than smoking, otherwise I'd be back to that to solve my stress issues.
>>705599433
Thank you. Job market's not great in my town, but hey as long as I have a chance of a pay rise beyond minimum and I don't get abused daily by my boss being a cunt I'm ok with doing whatever.
>>705599289
>his trip is gay
Meh. I like my trip tho. I don't have computational resources for a better one.
>>705599374
>So Cute
Truly :3
>>705599559
>Well it's cheaper than smoking
You mean cheaper than smoking weed? I mean you'd have to smoke a shitton of cigarettes for alcohol being cheaper.
I drank like 5-6 bottles of whiskey/week, I'd have to smoke an ungodly amount for that to be cheaper.
>>705599222
Meh...
>>705599718
Not really, a cheap pack of 20 in NZ is over $20. Whereas some cheap bourbon costs the same if not less. I'm just drinking beer for the meantime though and a crate is still cheaper than decent cigs. Or a packet of pipe tobacco which I smoke anyhow.
>>705599396
Snuggles are the best thing ever, everybody should snuggle.
>>705599594
>>705599594
!HALUcidMEw was better.
>>705599904
I wish I had someone to snuggle with. Preferably a dog or a horse, but humans are nice too.
>>705599753
dude your homo bullshit though!
>>705599753
you should go on hrt and become a herm
>>705599834
>Not really, a cheap pack of 20 in NZ is over $20
Oh, wow. Okay that's fucked up, I see now.
>just drinking beer for the meantime though and a crate is still cheaper than decent cigs
I always smoked so much when I drank, alcohol without cigs was a no-go. But at that price I see.
>>705599944
1. dub-trip-dub
2. Any living being with the displeasure of being in physical contact with you would off itself immediately.
That's why you're free of germs.
>>705599594
girls snuggling together is always adorable :P
LAAAAAAST IMAGE
>>705599944
:3
I'm sure you'll find somebody :P
