ask someone who just got out of prison anything
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nigger?
>>705592981
Ever tried working, nigger?
nope im white
How was the butt sex, or did you have butt sex?
>>705593169
yes i have, currently looking for a job now
>>705593180
Sorry then, the photo really makes it seem like you're black.
>>705593236
i didnt participate in buttsex but it did happen in there. mostly consensual
>>705592981
Eyyyy kansasbro. What'd you do? Were you in Leavenworth?
Why were you in prison
>>705593260
i got a really good tan in there, spent most of my time in the weight yard
>>705592981
What is the most fucked up thing you saw in there?
>>705593309
Well that's good, seems they have a moral code when it comes to that stuff...
>>705592981
how long were you in there? and if longer than 5 years what is something that you found surprising when you got out
>>705593365
no i was in state prison not federal, started in el dorado then went to winfield then to Hutchinson then to larned
>>705593368
for selling weed
>>705592981
How are you on 4chan right now, or just on the internet in general?!?
>>705593390
a guy got stabbed over his boyfriend
U like some pussy bouss
>>705593415
2 years
>>705593550
Confirmed blacky.
Whitey don't get pinched for that.
>>705593550
Bummer. What do you plan to do for work now?
If you're still near El Dorado Butler Community College is cheap if you wanna get educated. Might be your best bet.
>>705593550
Did you learn your lesson, or will you continue to sell weed?
>>705593674
How badly do you want some ass
>>705593557
on my cellphone, im not in prison anymore, state says ive been rehabilitated
Recently I've found difficulty in coming to terms with what is describable as society's baseline level of trust, and I think that maybe because you have spent time in prison you can relate.
How can I become more trusting and in turn become adept in coping with the circumstances surrounding my life?
>>705593686
100% white if i was a toad i wouldn't lie about it
>>705593865
Oof...
Wigger?
>>705593698
im in wichita im currently trying to enroll in WTI im trying to stay away from the old life
>>705592981
How bad would it be for a basic white guy who never was locked up before?
>>705593737
i learned dont trust people. i dont want to go back to the old ways but i do have a family i have to support but i realize if i go back i cant do it from inside either
>>705593637
I will not commit crime because the fear of being stuck with a bunch of dudes and possibly gay rapists is my most awesome fear. Do you think regular gay people have a superpower as they are ok with gay sex? Do they have a mutation that makes them better at survival?
>>705593954
Take a writing course for Christ's sake.
>>705594018
that depends, dont go in on a sex offense and the whites will look out for you but you cant be a pussy either
>>705594168
https://youtu.be/z8A85cl5w3s
>>705593784
what are the circumstances in ur life? my trust level has went down since i was incarcerated, i was set up with a detective when i caught my felonies then when i went to prison i found out i couldn't rely on anyone on the outside. im not the best person for that type of advice
>>705592981
What are your opinions on this?
>>705594075
in prison the fags suck and fuck for money, its a good racket pimping them out
>>705594168
Lets say a pasty white dude who is a pussy went in for having V&nned material. How would he survive?
>>705594447
disgusting
>>705594464
by paying for protection, if you cant afford to then ur fucked
>>705594370
www.englishgrammar101.com
>>705592981
How are the niggers in prison? What are gangs like? Any special lingo you learned? Meet any cool people?
Were you raped?
>>705593550
How did you get caught OP? I myself am I dealer, what can I avoid?
>>705594721
*am a dealer. My bad.
>>705594687
This.
Did you make friends with Joey Badass?
>>705592981
There are 2 chears. One is with pikes, other is with dicks. Where will you sit yourself abd were will you sit your mother?
How much would a robot like me have to pay for protection?
>>705592981
Did you do flat time or are you carrying parole?
>>705594721
Got caught in the cosmic system by the fourth generation curse of Jeroboam corresponding to the eye of Babylon, the bankers are poisoning our food and water and listening through cell phones
>>705594625
How much does that cost, and how do you pay?
And don't the "protectors" get fucked with just for doing it?
Does everyone know everyone else's charges?
>>705594625
What is an instance you could have snitched on another inmate?
>>705594721
>>705594764
>>705594687
the niggers are annoying, i met a lot of people i liked. i clicked up with the white guys and made my stay comfortable, the mexicans and whites get along but the toads and whites had a few run ins
What are your opinions of seals?
>>705594721
let someone you TRUST sell the shit for you
>>705594370
I'm in a strange juxtaposition as my older sibling's keeper right now; I've been watching my family fall apart for the better half of a decade and I'm trying to get my family stable before I start a new life somewhere as an unknown.
I have my own networks for support lined up in terms of employment but have neglected my social life for what I think are selfish reasons. I feel tired for so many of those reasons...When I become really hyper-critical I feel like a narcissist, and things spiral from there.
I hope trust remains an important part of society. Please hear this
OP your scum I would gladly donate the bullet to put you down, criminal filth. Stay the fuck away from me and my family we don't call 991
>>705594721
i was selling for a guy who was fronting me pounds and i ended up selling to a narcotics detective they wanted my guy but i wouldn't give him up so i went to prison
>>705593550
How does it feel doing time in a broken system for something I can buy legally in a store for recreational use not even 500 miles away?
>>705595213
Watching too much TV. Should've given up your source. Always look out for yourself.
>>705595213
Respect, loyalty amoung criminals is loyalty in its purest form
>>705595213
Does he still want his money or did he let it slide considering
>>705594915
they ask for your face sheet and have you looked up on the outside, if your in on a sex crime they will find out trust me. you do not want to go to prison on a sex offence
>>705595292
>>705594899
i did 2 years and i have 2 years on parole, so i could end up doing another 2 years in prison if i fuck up. but im not going to fuck up
>>705592981
Whens your next visit? Fucking moron, who gets caught doing crimes?! You have friends? That's the only way you get caught. You may regret being an autist but shit man we can do all without you normies fuckin with us.
>>705595414
What stories have you heard? What have you seen first hand?
>>705595292
if it was legal here i wouldn't have made a killing selling it
>>705593550
Goddamn you're retarded arent you? RYL = Reform your life. These teens post KYS are just well teens, get your shit together dude. If you cant sell weed without getting caught maybe at job at trader joes is good for you?
>>705595414
Why the fuck does anyone in there care about why someone is there? I would think everyone would just want to mind their own damn business and get out.
>>705593780
Rehabilitated thats a good one, one of the many great memes in prison
>>705595314
im not going to send someone to prison because of something i did, i knew there was a chance id get caught but i did it anyway. he was just trying to make money like i was, he helped me out a lot and i consider him a friend
>>705595349
he let it slide, he didn't really have a choice
>>705594070
At least you've made it from age 3 to age 6 in maturity from your stay, i think I knew not to be a crime-fag since day one
>>705595703
>>705594370
Faggot trust no one and get an education, let a bitch earn your trust and then live dat cinderala SHIT BOI
>>705595621
>maybe at job at trader joes is good for you?
You couldn't even fill out the application for a job at Trader Joe's.
>>705595345
kill yourself kiddo
>>705595621
i was pushing pounds around town, too many people knew about it and one of my "friends" got jammed up selling cocaine so he threw me out there to the detective to save himself. i did it for 6 years before i got caught, the cops only have to get lucky one time, i had to get Lucky everyday. its only a matter of time before you get caught nobody gets away forever
>>705595777
Checked.
>>705595836
bitches are the first ones to let you down, trust me
>>705595651
just dont go to prison on a sex crime my friend, you wont like it
>>705596155
Why does everyone say this? What will happen?
>>705595522
people got stabbed, one guy got beat to death, people get beat up everyday in there over stupid shit
>>705595989
www.grammarcheckforsentence.com
>>705596201
you will get extorted, beat up, maybe raped. especially if the crime involved a child
>>705595585
You just get in on the legal racket with a steady income +(a shitload of) tips and the added benefit of Johnny Law not busting you for slinging a 40 sack - you know, like every fucking low level black market dealer did here.
I really doubt you were making a killing. You were a layer of protection getting for your guy.
Even with shit pricing, diming it out and skimming. Kansas, two years, I doubt you were moving more than a pound a week being generous...so.....maybe, MAYBE a couple thousand a week for you after paying your front?
>>705596316
What if the child was totally asking for it?
>>705596316
Kids ruin everything.
>>705596296
im on a damn phone idc about grammar, this is 4chan not a letter to your mom. hows she doing btw?
>>705596399
Dubs asking the real questions.
>>705596371
i made a killing i wasnt slinging dime bags i had a car that i paid for at 16 when i came from a family that could barely pay rent, i had my own house that i was renting and sone nice shit inside it, i helped my mom out. i did good on weed, also sold pills and a little coke every now and then depending on if i could get it cheap enough. in the end it cost me more then it was worth
>>705596457
A+ comeback
Breaching new comedic bounds
A true pioneer of debate
>>705596399
lol they probably wont want to hear it, i seen young guys come in on sex cases and just get broke down the first few days in
>>705596457
She's doing very well, thank you. She had some tests come back a little wonky so their sending out more tests to be sure. Dr. thinks everything will be fine, they're just covering their bases and being sure.
About your abysmal grammar, don't hide behind "it's just 4chan and I'm on my phone." Mother fucker, I'm doing both those things. I doubt you could write a decent paragraph regardless of your excuses. Man up and sign up for a fucking English/writing class.
>>705596802
you keep talking shit on my grammar, what do you want?
>>705596870
sorry guv'na
Would you do it again?
Did you pay for someone to suck your cock inside?
Did you have a GF outside?
>>705596912
That was another anon, you're annoying everyone with your elementary grade grammar skills.
This >>705596870 is me shitting on you.
>>705596822
Broke down? Explain your jailhouse vernacular please? What happened to these young men?
>>705597019
no i wouldn't. you have to understand though i grew up poor as fuck, we went two years without gas because we couldn't afford the bill. once i started selling all that changed. i grew up like a nigger, no father and in a shit ass area and poor as fuck
>>705596912
Well, a little more than a white Midwestern wannabe gangbangin' drug dealer throwing out Your Mom comebacks like its 2004 in here.
I bet you listen to Tech N9ne.
Wasn't the guy bashing your grammar regardless.
>>705597019
no i didn't get my dicksucked and yeah i have a girlfriend, fucked all 3 holes the day i got out. felt good man
>>705597072
Raped or beaten.
Not op, but done time.
>>705592981
That badge is Kansas State Property, Boy.
That's a felony, you're goin' BACK to prison.
>>705597323
no i dont listen to technine and im not a wannabe nothing
>>705597072
beat up, prepare to get fucked if you go on a sex case, or worse
>>705596822
What if you brutally raped an adult female? Do they get treated the same as someone who got locked up for pizza?
>>705597423
they give it to you on your way out the gate, idk why it didnt even work when i tried to buy cigarettes
>>705597452
>no i dont listen to technine and im not a wannabe nothing
No, I don't listen to Tech N9ne and I'm not a "wannabe" anything.
"...not a wannabe nothing" is a double negative.
>>705597579
yes. they only see sex case. i never understood why they hate rapist's but rape them and then they are pretty much rapist's
>>705597705
y r u so mad bro? who gives a shit about the way someone spells or types on 4chan, callin me a "wannabe". we used to pass little bitches like you around like a cigarette in the joint. if you dont like my grammar get the fuck out
>>705597705
stop being FUCKING mean too me
>>705598087
lol
>>705597895
Oooooh, struck a nerve with this one, did we? Feeling a little self conscious and defensive? If I bug you enough to take WTI seriously and pay attention, you'll know in your little simple heart that you owe me for motivating you. Then, one day, we'll meet in person and you'll thank me the only way you know how, by bending over and letting me fuck that prison stretched hole of yours.
>>705598496
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOP KEK!
>>705592981
How was being raped nigger?
>>705598496
lol, no you didn't touch a nerve i just dont know why your upset. and the only way i know how to thank you would be by bending YOU over and taking your brown round to pound town
>>705598802
terrible it happened everyday. dont go to prison the stories are true. idk how i survived tbh
>>705598839
You're*
>>705598900
Are you allowed to jerk it while being fucked?
>>705599107
i never tried i was to busy crying
>>705593550
Come to colorado op, sell weed legally!
Got stoned and forgot about this thread. Thank you for the laughs Grammar Dude.
>>705599107
i found out my cellie was gay though. one day i was fucking him in the ass and i went to give him a reacharound and that faggot already had a hard on
>>705599224
Fellow Coloradofag here
Aurora
>>705599224
2 years parole before i can leave Kansas unfortunately
But OP, was it dank?
How were your COs?
Smoke policy?
Free roam of your pod/yard?
>>705599302
That's beautiful.
>>705599380
yes.
>>705599527
some were decent most were fuckheads. and some facilities had free roam, 2 i was in were 23 hour lockdown
>>705599527
no smoking in any kansas prison. i still smoked but its not allowed
Kansasfag here. My buddy just got out of Hutch. He was able to do work release most of his time there. After the piggies got their cut, he got about 80 for every 400 he made.
>>705592981
Curious also a kansasfag what county are you in?
>>705592981
There are two chairs. One is covered with sharp spikes, the other one - with erected penises.
One which one will you sit down? And on which one will you sit down your mother?
>>705599790
did a little time in hutch behind the walls after getting into trouble in Winfield
>>705599870
sedgwick county, im from wichita
>>705600027
mom gets the penises and ill take the spikes
>>705593309
No buttsex but you blew other googles' meatsticks right?
>>705600325
yes i blew a toad, decided it wasnt for me but i tried one more time just to be sure. why do people call them googles
>>705594657
Fuck off you worthless piece of shit
>>705600188
I was under the impression Hutch didn't have walls
> didn't visit my friend bcuz I had warrants at the time
>>705594447
Wth is that? I dont understand what i am looking at
>>705595032
Pls, kys
>>705593480
Isn't Larned the state mental ward? What did you do, try and off yourself?
>>705600783
Not OP here
They also house low-risk inmates.
>>705595703
Did your family know about your game
>>705600675
the central unit has them
>>705600783
larned has the state hospital, a maximum unit and a minimum unit, the hospital and maximum are for mental health the minimum is for private industry jobs, drug counseling and support services to the maximum unit such as kitchen, laundry, ect ect
>>705601068
yes
>>705600783
forgot to mention i was minimum custody because i was in on drug charges, i wasn't in larned for mental health
>>705592981
Leavenworth?
>>705596870
Told u before. GTFO autist
>>705592981
You mentioned that other whites will look out for you if you aren't a faggit. Did you have to prove that to them somehow?
>>705601254
nope that's a Federal facility, i was in state
>>705594796
Nigger what?
>>705601522
yes, one dont have a sex case. i got into a fight with a nigger because my friend owed him money and i told the nigger he was beat then later on he came up and snuck me from behind with a padlock and i beat his ass, after that the whites approached me
>>705594907
Lmfao
>>705593051
I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN.
>>705597520
What about non racial hate crime murder? You can't have only the googles serving time for stealing. Tell more on this inmate moral code..
Is murder ok... if it's not a relative or a woman or a hate crime?
Then tax fraud should make you the saint in prison, sticking it to the man in the suit, not hurting anyone...
>>705601669
Ok, cool. I've got another question. Is prison rape a real thing, or is it simply something drummed up and romanticized by Zionist popular media?
>>705595075
Dude shut the fuck up
>>705601816
yes its a real thing but mostly against people with sex crimes or if you get into debt
>>705595075
What are you, stupid?
>>705601762
murder is fine
>>705592981
so most of the rape was consensual then?
op is headed to the store, if threads still here ill be back
>>705602054
Ok, cool. I've got another question. How easy is it to get drugs on the inside? And if it is, what sort of illicit substances are common and what's the average going price? It's not like you guys can carry cash around, right?
>>705600452
Google is trying to implement censorship on words like nigger. We use google instead, skupe for jew, skittles for muslims.
Apart from that
If you google "European people in art"
"Or American inventors" or" white man and white woman" there are only biased black WE WUZ sites in the results, that's why we believe it is a conspiracy.
>>705602231
Hopefully you die on the way there
>>705602234
meth and k2 are most common, 5-8 dollars for a little stick of k2 and meth is about 50 dollars for a point. payment method is someone on the outside sends money to the dealers family
>>705602300
its 330am it could happen in this neighborhood, especially since im walking. thats not very nice anon
>>705599372
FUCK OFF
NEVER COME TO CO
God damn yuppies trashed the whole state and studio apartments are 1500 monthly!!?!!?
Fuck off!! Legalize it at home through your legislature!
>>705601541
I know dude I lived there it's LCF
>>705599224
Fuck you! Never advertise CO you yuppy fuck!
CO is trash thanks to midlanders and yuppy meth head fucks rolling on in taking up space wherever the fuck they can out here. Place is a mess. Needs to be legalized nationally so everyone else can fuck the fuck off.
>>705602350
So the drugs are essentially given on credit with the understanding that the payment will be received later? Shit. I can see how motherfuckers might go into debt real quick.
I read through some of the thread and it sounds like you are committed to change so, good on you. Keep it up and don't go back. Was there anything you found particularly shocking? Whether it be advancement of electronics, or how much /b/ has changed.
>>705596399
kek
>>705594907
teach me you
>>705593865
>toad
Kek I love that slur.
So we're you AB, AC, or just a pecka wood
What would the average area of a prisoners meat slug be?
Did you ever get ducked in the ass
>>705602934
peckerwood
>>705602495
i never planned on going to CO
>>705602624
yeah and it happened a lot, people got beat up or they would try to check in to protective custody and get moved to another facility but then they would just get beat up there
>>705603356
everyday it was terrible
>>705602934
the AB isnt active in kansas unfortunately, you got crazy white boys, real ass white boys and white society and then Asatrus
>>705602709
thank you, i got kids and when i was in prison i realized they dont care about money they just want my time, im trying to get by without doing anything illegal and its not easy and its new to me but im willing to put that effort in for my children
>>705602601
yeah Lansing correctional is out there, i never went there but its one of the harder prisons to do time in along with Hutchinson and el dorado
>>705595213
As someone with similiar lifestyle as yours, i fucking salute you vig time. Kids nowdays have no morals like that
>>705605773
thanks. even my mom told me to do it to keep from going to prison but it wasn't the right thing to do, i got caught he didn't i wasn't going to put him in my place so i could save my own ass. my friend did it to me and someone had did it to him, its how the police build cases on controlled buys and its not my job to do the police's work, someone down the line has to stop it