why are you so gay /b/?
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why are you so gay /b/?
>>705585187
I was bad touched by freklz.
>>705585187
Cause girls don't have dicks
>>705585187
Cause it is
because I like dick
>>705585187
born as the wrong sex...
>>705585169
i mean after two a day im barely pushing water out, yanno?
Why isn't any board the same as b
>>705585438
Yeah every day. Or whenever I can.
>>705585438
I know good soup when I taste it.
>>705584986
Well that is good at least, after all that he really needs the relaxation.
>>705584483
well the first time it was so bad I couldn't move, and that was on thursday. It felt just like how that one started so I didn't want to take chances having to go to the ER again.
>>705585559
whoa. you should save up all the babby gravy for a month
>>705585576
i will lace the soup
>>705585438
Maaybe one day I'll get a life :P
donald trump healed the most in this eternal crusade 40k match I played
>>705585669
I took a video of saving for 2 days and people were asking me if it was fake.
>>705585116
Oh okay
>>705585669
I'll notice.
Or, simply, just not eat your food
>>705585764
But it's like it's real. You'd never know.
>>705585187
Because I'm about to cum
No leftists allowed
>>705585675
dont worry you dont need one when you have video games and chocoalte
>>705585813
gibe me this video
>>705585850
no see you wont know the food is laced and im sneaking it into your food. why would you eat food i served you? you obviously cant trust me
What's this I hear about filesizes?
>fox news
4 people squarking at each other
i dont understand whats happening
>>705586029
we're down to 2mb now, not 4.
WTF gook moot, now half of the shit in my folders is unusable
am i a leftist? i'm not even sure anymore. i think ultimately i am a pragmatist.
>>705586029
4mb is the maximum on /b/, i believe.
any skinny G-fur? like anorexic shit? i have my fetishes like everyone else....
>>705585465
Practice makes perfect I guess?
>>705585612
Is this a chronic thing (has it been going on for a while)? Do you have any known digestive problems? Hopefully it's just a stomach bug that's going around, I've had a few like that but power through and you'll be fine!
>>705585841
Yeah, it tends to sometimes get some odd responses (and rightly so!), but it's just another thing someone is into.
>>705585985
If only there were a butt for use too then life would be complete!
>>705585985
I don't even know if I still have it but I'll look for it.
>>705586171
you must ingest a lot of liquids
>>705586171
is this a good 40k game yet?
>>705586139
the bigger the better
>>705586131
Well shit.
>>705585850
I dont care about orgasm, idiot. I want the intense emotions that come with it.
i am such a faggot, goddayum
>>705586139
spooky.
>>705585985
I wouldn't unless I had to like now.
>>705586279
I'm sure they'll be the VR dating sim type,
>>705586131
pretty soon you won't be able to post pictures at all.
>>705586222
I drink a lot of water, yeah, but I think it's more of a production thing than an intake thing.
>>705586250
Maybe, I havent tried it
>>705586183
make one out of chocolate
>>705586201
you will be my ultimate hero if you find it
>>705585813
It's something that has happened once before but I was okay shortly after it. This one has had stomach pains lingering for like 4 days
>>705585215
No, bi.
>>705585612
Yeah, he does.
>>705586388
*pets your tail*
>>705586256
i dont mind big dont worry ;P i just dont get to see alot of skinny furs so i was hoping someone had some to post
>>705586388
spooky? how? i guess dubs dont lie im spooky...
why boner?
>>705586446
look at the image I posted
look at the differences
and then at the price
>>705586388
Fucking stupid
>>705586250
I haven't tried eternal crusade in months. Honestly kind of pissed at how it's changed since it was first shown/explained
>>705586453
Hmm, jelly chocolate ass... Why not! :D
>>705586446
the only other question i have is, how much do you emit per serving? i am about a shot glass.
Because you are so fucking cute, anon... Duh.
>>705586388
well you will be addicted to meth soon
>>705586567
no its solid chocolate. the friction from the cock in it will melt the candy making for a silky bang
I think I may be gay /b/ but can't tell if I would like taking it up the butt. I have fingered myself there while jerking it and liked it but don't know if I would like something bigger. Should I just get a dildo and go to town?
>>705586546
so is everyone else.
also eldar one hit melee everything, take 50% less stun, move 30% faster, are as durable as a space marine and have a smaller hitbox.
and have all weapons available at the beginning because they're class locked weapons while LSM, CSM and Orks have to unlock anything more than standard bolter by playing.
this is 6 seconds in the life of a heavy armor tank vs eldar
http://imgur.com/a/klKCC
I want to fuck a butt.
>>705586469
Cheater.
>>705586473
wat
>>705586510
You want skeleton fur.
>>705586535
I'm not even joking though. That is actually happening.
>>705586725
Doubt it
>>705586723
This, honestly.
>>705586801
you dont have a choice its already started
>>705586801
I dont want that. I rather have nothing.
Its like settling for a hooker or someone who isnt a virgin.
>>705586723
>>705586825
Aww, thankya.
>>705586786
'Kay.
>>705586801
For you.
>>705586725
That's not the type of solid that I like ;~;
Thinking of doing shit I've been afraid to do tomorrow. Not sure though.
>>705586757
Go for it.
You could also stop by and I'll go to town on ya'.
>>705586786
We all do
>>705586958
Grab life by the horns (or antlers) and give it a good fucking! Tomorrow is your day!
>>705586958
And that is?
>>705586469
is he in a place where he can afford to not have a job for a bit though?
>>705586757
don't just go immediately for a dildo, first get an enema to clean your ass out. Then starting using more fingers to loosen yourself up, you won't be able to take a dildo right away without it hurting you unless you really stretch first.
>>705586943
wemmmmmmm
>>705586948
2bad
>>705586958
what es it?
>>705586533
Oh, you're showing off a shitty DLC thing
Yeah well what did you expect
>>705586573
That's a lot.
Probably a tablespoon, maybe a bit more if I edge for a little while
>>705586888
I can just kill myself.
>>705586902
They aren't the same at all though.
>>705586943
Cheese
Every network but CNN has Trump winning debates
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>>705587135
it isnt DLC
its just in-game cosmetics
>>705587067
how to best massage your prostate.
>>705586757
You can be gay and not be a big fan of taking it up the ass.
But still get a dildo once you get used to it and you know how to use it it is pretty amazing
>>705587117
Imma make it jelly anyway. I wanna see that shiz jiggle
>>705587174
Same shit
It costs money for nothing worthy
>>705587135
how do you have enough time to jerk off and have sex this much
>>705587083
Alright I haven't really moved past two fingers. But everytime I do I get really turned on about having something bigger in me.
>>705587160
THEN DO IT
>>705587299
you cant have chocolate jelly
>>705587248
Agreeing here. I consider myself more straight than gay, but I would fuck a dude's ass. I'd never take it though.
>>705587067
Mainly, coming out to close family members and other things of a similar nature. It's not even that I don't know how they'd react, I just have that subconscious shit from years ago where almost everyone around me as I grew up (not family) bullied the notion of "being gay/not manly is wrong" into me so much that it gives me a lot of stress having to hide shit.
>>705587468
Hey, it's you again! How are ya doing?
>>705587396
You just gotta mix 'em
>>705587360
I only have sex like 2-3 times a week
>>705587083
For now.
>>705587117
Kitty, Minecraft or Paragon?
>>705587160
Give in to the Snarf.
>>705587411
what about tag-teaming a dude's ass?
>>705587508
Oh, well good luck with that then.
>>705587376
you can use 3 and stretch it slowly each time, also make sure you have good lube or else you won't be able to take the dildo very comfortably.
>>705587160
Yes they are
>>705587618
no you cant
>>705587672
minecarft. play with hunnibin
>>705587665
i guess straight sex is a less involved affair, since you just kinda yanno get in bed and do it i guess
>>705587780
Y not?
>>705587508
If they really care about you, they'll respect your decisions and support you no matter what you do. Good luck, you'll be perfectly fine and feel much better.
>>705587674
Hmm, I think I'd be okay with that.
Oh wow, Danger Doberman (zoo artist, people sometimes post his stuff here) is done making furry art. Says he's "found god" and that it's "god's plan" for him to stop doing what he's doing and to destroy his physical possessions or some shit. "It was a trap by Satan and the demons that have been living inside me, controlling me to believing in such nonsense."
>>705587396
I thought you cared.
>>705587672
What reason
>>705587779
How?
>>705587822
Still takes time, but there is a lot of hours in the week
>>705587947
was he any good
>>705587890
I've been trying to find a way to get another top to fuck a bottom with me but good lord, is it difficult.
>>705587880
because thats not a thinggggggggggggggggg
>>705587979
i care for nothing and no one. im sorry bb.
>>705587890
>>705587411
>>705587046
>>705586172
Anymore forced? I remember this one I saw, it was lie roman themed and a lion was fuckong a slave in the background or something
>>705588049
Was meh quality art, not super bad. But every single image was zoo art, so eh. Not really a big loss
>>705588090
FINE I'LL GET ONE OF THEM ASS TOYS AND POUR CHOCOLATE ON IT JFC
>>705588155
you cant do that!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>705588107
chocolate covered booty
>>705588107
Lots! Forced is one of my favorite fetishes. Do you like harder stuff (near-death) or more soft stuff (just holding down)?
>>705588276
No katia, stop.
>>705588234
Wholly shit...that's the one
>>705588336
>katia
So on the topic of things that happened today, my toy arrived and I tried using it. Got about halfway down and hit my limit, it's thick as fuck.
I'm literally heartbroken.
Why does US tv have so many medical ads for vaccines or cures?
>>705587780
But what about the gremlin riding a dinosaur?
>>705587979
Snarf is love.
>>705588231
I FOOKIN WILL, TRY AND STOP ME!!!!
>>705588289
Holding down, stuff that they kinda want but still resist their own wants and also what's going on but softcore rape works
>>705588413
what did you get again?
>>705588554
No worries. The one I posted before was one of the hardest ones I had. I've got tons of the soft stuff.
>>705588602
Medium Flint. If I can get that middle point down, I can use my other toys a lot better. It's in a softer firmness and more gradual so I can more easily work on stretching
>>705588418
meth can fix that
>>705588440
but hunnibun
>>705588526
i am going to hold you head under chocolate untill you stop breathing
>>705587947
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!
>>705588430
because the US subsidizes the world in prescription costs. The US is the only 1st world nation that doesn't have some sort of profit and/or price controls on them. According to the globalists, the 'world is a better place' because of it.
Watching Ancient Aliens. This shit's goofy as hell
>>705588775
like in aus, i rarely see 'do you have cancer, buy this drug!"
watching like 3 hours today there has been many of them
weird I guess
>>705588748
DOO EET
>>705588896
I find funny the ones that are like "here, take this alternative drug for your asthma, known side effects include lymphoma and some cancers"
>>705588982
"dont take while on x, y or z drugs"
>>705588968
Yup
>>705589090
"This may help with your allergy issues, but it may make it worse, or kill you!"
>>705588733
how fun :3
stukcing things in bums are fun
>>705588872
i love that show
>>705588921
i fucking will!!!
>>705589172
>>705588896
That's certainly not the worst of it. There's a bunch of drugs marketed in the us that exist so people don't have to take responsibility for their actions. Like one that's a glorified appetite suppressant where the commercial was something like: "Binge eating disorder isn't something I do, it's something I have!" No, bitch, it's your lack of self-control and since you don't want to face it, you have your insurance company waste thousands of dollars a bottle on some appetite suppressants.
>>705589231
DO IT! END MY STUPID LIFE NOW!!
>>705589353
I mean, that's kinda my kink...
>>705589239
Welcome to the Hotel California.
>>705589460
Why can I never leave?
>>705589353
i fuckinggggggg willllllllllllllllllllllllll
In addition to trying to better myself in terms of being more open and physically, gonna go see a doctor next Monday in regards to ADD/OCD shit, maybe get some antidepressants.
>>705589513
It's such a lovely place
>>705589522
DOOOO EEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>705589545
Well don't. Just suck it up and deal with it.
>>705589648
I don't believe you
>>705589734
such a lovely face
>>705589809
That I can agree to.
![[MUFFLED ODE TO JOY].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7po1ach.jpg "[MUFFLED ODE TO JOY].jpg")
>>705589513
It obviously because you're gay for me or some shit and are trying to court me by one-upping your shitposting game with every fresh return. I'm keen to your game.
>>705589701
the bottom doesn't seem very into it.
>>705589545
i hear meth is good for those things
>>705589663
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLLLLLL YOU NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGERR
>>705585187
because everytime i masturbate i am giving my brother a handjob
>>705589948
Sounds about right, just need to add in crippling boredom and a computer that actually works.
>aspestos ad
again lol
>>705589982
Meth is also good for destroying your money
>>705589955
Thats the best part
>>705589955
Gay is awesome
>>705589982
OH MY FUCKING GOD WILL YOU JUST DO IT ALREADY WHAT IS THIS DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ME SUFFER Y U DO THIS JUST DO IT ALREADY WHAT THA FACK ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSASDFGHJ
>>705590107
"Have you even heard of someone getting mesothelioma? Then you might be entitled to money!"
>>705590165
>>705590235
yeah like I never hear these types of ads before
everyone in the US must have some illness
>>705590106
The Christfags might have been onto something- Bout the whole "idle hands" thing.
>jellyfish drugs
wtf is this
>>705590312
People are just lawsuit happy
>>705590123
MONEY is no issue
>>705590214
I HAVE TO GET ENOUGH CHOCOLATE TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD INTO
>>705590214
>>705590324
It's possible, at the same time it's also possible to just not do a thing with boredom. Which is pretty much what I've been doing for the last couple of weeks or so.
>>705590312
Nah, few too many people wanted to be lawyers one year and had the sheer audacity to achieve their dream- Then saturated the market with fresh faced suit and tie types but not enough rapists to go around. Now they're just desperate to sue anyone and anything to buy just that one more line of coke that'll make them feel like it's 1989 again.
dallas is cute
>>705589734
Jesus, I had forgotten about what pilot Pearl looked like.
>>705590511
When we gon into gta again btw, it's getting lonely on my own :p
Oh man, the guy with the crazy hair is talking. I didn't realize he didn't natively speak English. That accent is fairly jarring
>>705590649
Same here. I've been bored and wanting to play a game or do some other things, then I look at the things I have available to me and I go "eh, maybe later" or "eh, but there's other stuff I could do" and end up not doing anything all day
>>705589902
id fuck the tumblr pandering
>>>what one
>>705590708
Liar
>>705590715
Pilot Pearl is best Pearl imo. Followed by Tuxedo Pearl and Bad Pearl.
>>705590726
i dont know whenever we have time
i want popcorn
>>705590649
Have you tried taking up a hobby? I personally recommend injecting black tar heroin in between your toes- It's all the rage with young people these days.
Might just try forcing myself to play through games I don't want to play, to see how it goes for me. I've done it before with some things and loved them after forcing myself to play for a long period of time
>>705590708
>>705591033
i do that sometimes.
>>705591008
Eh, young people can have that, I'm not a fan of things between my toes, or needles, or drugs.
>>705591033
Eh, that might not always be the answer.
>>705590945
I always have time, except if I say otherwise, am in bed, or fapping, so you just let me know :p
I got carrot cake, if that suffices c:
>>705591191
Find any success in doing so? Any particular tricks? Been thinking of putting together a list of games I want to play and randomizing it, but I've done that before and just not bothered after seeing the results
>>705591193
If that also precludes your ability to get massively drunk then I am officially out of ideas.
>>705586453
I found it.
>>705591370
>Idon'tevendrink.png
>>705591260
that is nothing like popcorn....
and ok maybe tomorrow after work if youre awake
>>705591288
yeah sometimes i do really enjoy the game i didnt think i would. and no tricks. i just play it
Maybe I should tie some sort of reward into it. Like I can't do a specific thing unless I play a specific game for x amount of hours, or beat a certain game.
>>705591260
Fap, now.
>>705591465
!!!!!!!!!
>>705591527
i do it for trophies
>>705591474
It's good tho... :D
I've fucked my day rhythm over enough to be awake now, so chances are I'll be c:
>>705591684
weeeeeeeeeew!
>>705585187
I called no homo while my ass was pounded. Therefore I'm not gay.
>>705590809
fuck i wish an anthro would fuck me like that...
>>705591684
Speaking of games, I think the reason we didn't get a trophy after completing f.3.a.r was because we switched hosts in the middle of it, and doing so interrupted the progress as evident by the fact that we also lost the checkpoint when we switched
(Fuck that was a hard sentence to put together...)
