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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>705535173
my last break was 3 years, but I still came back, did I not? plus you didn't know me then. you'd be fine if I left anyway, you have plenty of *real* friends~
>>705535242
that's one of my fetishes. build up people's expectations and then watch the despair as they learn what a boring worthless piece of garbage I am~
>>705534742
I'm looking at minoring in either Information Security or Computer Forensics, maybe both, but I haven't decided yet.
>>705534980
Alright cool
>>705534996
He's a big ol tough bear of doom.
>quicksave before declaring war on literally everyone.
Erica claimed
best rules
still here
Still here.
>>705535421
Well don't knock me down too hard, I might just up and leave you
>>705534823
You mean the fire episode?
Look forward to the Queen of Hearts arc. That's when the shit's really going down.
Going to get food, be back later!
>>705535593
Shh, don't mention that, what happened with him was one of the best things that could have happened and it ended perfectly too. We should continue this on TG.
>>705535593
Top song brother.
>>705535593
they all do sooner or later.
Calamity-masu'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvuNo02q0mY
Claimu
>>705535810
a cute
>>705535928
How have you been?
>>705535421
That is an interesting way to look at it, the only actual friend I have from there is Darwin so I guess that qualifies as plenty
>>705535968
right back at you, adorable.
>>705535978
it was a joke, but you honestly wouldn't miss me much after a short time. no one really ever does. with a few exceptions.
Claiming my waifu. How is everybody today?
>>705536112
I'd put my dick in those curls and wrap it tight until the blood flow stops and off comes the whole tube
>>705535928
a cute
>>705536216
>>705535661
You'd like that wouldn't you?
I'll see what I can do
>>705535810
I'm not one to stick around anyway, so make the most out of me please
>>705536381
I've been enjoying my interactions with you thus far.
>>705536365
Alright well give me a list of 3 things. sexual kind of, that I can do with that waifu, my fetish is hair so include that please
>>705536597
you can do as you please with her in your own fantasies, anon.
>>705536112
If you insist.
I enjoy you and would not forget you, but you're right in that most likely you have not been in my life long enough to leave a lasting hole in me with you gone.
>>705536512
Great, we're officially married~
>>705535928
https://youtu.be/ptXXzQ_dXwg
>>705536381
I just want to let you vent for a bit, if you think that would help.
>>705536699
hey now, I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
>>705532820
>Beatrice
I'm not a lewdie!
>>705536112
Why thank you, cutie.
>>705535968
I'm fine, just laying in bed doing nothing.
How have you been?
>>705536362
Hey.
>>705536716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSIlR2q9SYM
>>705536671
What about me? :^)
>>705536681
hmph. you're being all serious and it's not like you. I'm sorry if my personal defense mechanisms to cope with the fact that I feel so worthless as a human being have hurt your feelings at all.
>>705536888
you sure were gone a while. enjoy that comic I take it? huehuehue
>>705536895
and thank you!
>>705536954
it's a free country in your mind, no matter where you live.
>>705535139
I would recommend to read the manga first. The anime is much more enjoyable when you understand what is going on
>>705535623
The chapter that I'm on is called Detestibility. But essentially, yes it's the one where he walks around through the burning castle and runs into the memory of Vincent
>I was washing some dishes
>>705536912
https://youtu.be/5jHy0ZjkdiM
Daily reminder that the Galil is the most reliable assault rifle
>>705537076
My feelings are not hurt, that is just the dark truth of the matter. Most personal connections are like that, even if strong easily forgotten with time.
>>705537076
I'll fuck your tails so hard you little bitch
>>705536777
Hmmm, sure...
I don't wanna use telegram though, so get back at me through discord
>TogameShill #8295
>>705536791
I'm sure you'll be fine
>>705537202
okay, good.
some people get pretty offended by my insecurities.
>>705537308
that's very nice, anon.
>>705537386
hi erica, how are you today?
>>705537398
going to add your discord. nice job, sucka
>>705537076
No, I was playing Dead Rising!
I'm now trying to fix the Sad Panda thing.
>>705536681
Good waifu/husbando.
>>705536895
Hello Nui!
>>705537461
Two bird with one stone
>>705537167
I wish the FN SCAR was an upotte.
>>705537461
Doing ok. How are you?
>>705537149
Sounds good to me. I hope you can find something to make you happy today Alice.
>>705537398
TIME TO JOIN DISCORD
>>705537512
oh, you don't have that? that's a shame. I don't know of another link to give you to that one, so I hope you figure it out.
>>705537537
it was all according to plan?!
tn: plan means plan
>>705537611
also doing pretty okay. up to anything fun?
>>705537159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rSpWlw9LBg
>>705537461
I am difficult to offend.
I also have been known for taking moderately long breaks from places so I understand where you are coming from for the most part.
>>705537512
Kill yourself, don't talk to me.
>>705537167
Hey Galil ^^
>>705537661
Just watching some youtube.
>>705537661
>tn: plan means plan
clever
>>705537697
I think these are part of the reason we were able to form a bond so quickly. we get each other on a fundamental level.
>>705537794
sounds like fun, same here actually.
>>705537149
That's a nice art you've got there! I didn't like those dresses but here it really looks nice.
You already know relation of Alice and Will of the Abyss I suppose?
Actually yeah, how much do you know of what you shouldn't know?
>>705537830
it's a stupid joke of my own design, but I love it dearly.
>>705537622
I'll fuck your little maid outfit till your cunt is dry
>>705537661
those fucking sexy tails and dress, bet you'rea virgin you little whore
>>705537697
id fuck that ass
how do I triforce
>counter-terrorists win , bitch
~UltraVi0lent
>>705537838
Im so bored.
>>705537693
https://youtu.be/sjueMDjuqm4
>>705537971
beatrice probably is, considering this
>
is her main love interest.
and it seems pretty platonic.
>>705538037
you sound like another friend of mine from my other thread. always being bored. find something fun to watch, silly.
>>705537604
SCAR is shit, whether the L or H.
>>705537713
Hello Elle
>>705538125
fuck me, I always forget the right stupid image if I have another reply after.
>>705537971
this picture, ignore the other one, perv anon.
>>705536912
I've been doing well, set up brawl mods and played for a bit, other than that not much.
any plans for you?
>>705537308
That's a rather impolite thing to say to a cutie.
>>705537512
How's it going, Shiro?
also Dead Rising is amazing.
>>705537622
If I could stand to drink right now, that would make me exceedingly happy. However, after being sick with the flu all weekend, I think that would be a very poor decision indeed.
>>705537839
Well, I'm getting pretty close to where the anime leaves off. I know that it was Oz's father who cast him into the Abyss, that the Will is essentially an "alter ego" of Alice, I know who Jack is and a little bit of the back story for Baskervilles. There's still so much that I want to know
>That's all I can think of at the moment.
>Is this a nice dress as well?
>>705538125
There is nothing to watch. Just like cable but it costs less. But i am waiting on some taco bell.
>>705538356
lucky dog. I love taco bell. I used to eat it like every day six years ago or so. I miss the crispy potato tacos more than words can say, and I'm not even kidding on this one.
>>705538037
Hi erica
>>705538211
Now you're talking. What shall I drink in your honour
>>705537971
Your waifu is so violent anon, no wonder you're looking to pass on what you receive to others
>>705538438
Why can't you have it now?
>>705538438
I dont eat it to often.
>>705538480
Hello
>>705537697
Now that's rude.
>>705538207
It's going pretty good, because like you said, Dead Rising is amazing!
How about you?
>>705538045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_bVsoaacv0
>Rip Iwata
>>705538207
Good to hear. What mods?
Not really. I don't have any enthusiasm to do anything. I'll probably just sit here.
>>705538211
HOLY CRAP YOUR SHIT'S GORGEOUS!
Well... You don't really know the secrets. Enjoy the plot. l liked it a lot.
>>705538660
taco bell? I can have that any time, really, although my desire to eat at all has basically shrunk to nothing for various reasons. I force myself to eat every 24 hours or so, but that's it.
the tacos I mentioned have been discontinued, because life has decided I am not allowed to have nice things.
>>705538670
probably for the best. it's not exactly good for you.
>>705538983
I know it gives you butt mud.
>>705538486
I like to mix my beverages, have you ever had vodka with ginger ale? It's pretty tasty.
I've had a few too many unfortunate ends to my nights with shots for me to continue with those
>>705538938
I really wanted to just skip to the part where the anime ends, but I wanted to see all the stuff that I knew they wouldn't have fit into the anime.
Did you hate Oz as much as I do? I really don't like his character much at all. He seems far too dense for his own good, especially considering the situation that they're in. Or does this improve significantly over time?
>Will you be sticking around? It's nice to see someone else who loved this series
>>705539101
crude, but not inaccurate.
>>705539382
He He
>>705537838
It's possible.
I am pleased to have met your acquaintance and am sure I can seek you out somehow even if you do not return.
I'm going to head out for some food, see you all later
>>705538670
Miyafuji is my waifu
http://6h2.xyz/ethnic_glkz_adolf-will-rise_xklrz_genocide_tr0jan
everybody click this link
>>705538178
How goes it? ^^
>>705539468
you are pretty silly, erica.
>>705539473
there's a few people who have a fair few ways to contact me, yes. but again, I have no intention of not returning.
>>705539547
Okay
>>705539484
Hope Trudy and Lynette dont get jelly.
>>705539594
>Pets
>>705539797
oh my. a dog petting a human?
>>705538874
Is this your first time in the series or have you played it plenty before? have a favorite boss fight?
I'm doing well set up brawl mods and might do a little more later, right now i'm just chilling and listening to music.
>>705538930
A complete Mewtwo for VBrawl, and a ton of stages with a stage expansion code so they don't replace anything, like Stone Tower Temple, Bob-omb Battlefield, Bowser Castle, and a lot of other stuff.
>>705538983
Oh, got stomach problems or just don't want to gain weight?
Oh, well that's a shame, maybe they'll bring them back?
>>705539164
Honestly I think the anime was pretty accurate (from what I remember; it was a long time ago). Except for it's final episodes of course.
>dense
Explain in more detail, I don't really get the idea.
It's generally hard to make me hate a character. I'm always trying to understand even the villains. Funnily enough, I think I started to do that after reading this series.
That's so sweet, anon. Nobody asked me that before. I will, for a while. But over a midnight at my place, so I'm going to sleep soon.
>>705539797
You gotta worry about Trude yourself
>>705539594
I am sure I could find them, I know who at least a few of them are.
I am going to go to the store I will be back sometime within the next 3 years.
>>705539877
partly the second one for sure. but mostly just being emotionally dead inside and not feeling like much of anything. food just being one in a long list of desires I have lost over the past few months.
>>705539164
No I haven't. I wouldn't turn down vodka + anything though. Again, I will have to try this at your recommendation.
My most recent holiday ended with me swimming into the bottom of the pool due to losing my sense of direction after taking shots all day, being sat at a bar (in the pool) in the sun for a good 8 hours wasn't a good call on my part.
>>705539852
And?
>>705540081
I bully her enough.
>>705540106
More specific time please
>>705540106
>I am going to go to the store I will be back sometime within the next 3 years.
ha.
see you later, kisskiss. I'm pleased you found me and stayed to talk for a while.
>>705540167
it's quite the role reversal, is it not?
>>705540229
You dont like it?
>>705540309
I didn't say that.
>>705540167
Or Minna as well
>>705540384
My fetish is giantess, will you be a giantess for me
>>705540452
betty is short, pervo.
>>705540384
He He
>
>>705540425
She to busy with Mio
>>705540128
Oh, well sorry to hear that, hopefully that can change though.
>>705540724
why are you giving me that look?
>>705540015
It's mostly accurate. I would say like 90%. There's a few things here and there that are different.
By dense I mean like, things are very obviously being presented to him but he just doesn't notice anything. Like when he was in Cheshire's dimension and he's looking right at Jack, anyone with a brain would realize that those two look almost identical (other than things like the height and slightly longer hair). How could he not make the obvious assumption that they were somehow linked to each other? Just things like that seem to crop up all the time .
I like to try and understand the characters as well, but there's just something about him that really irritates me
>>705540141
I had it last week, it's really good. Same with vodka and Doctor Pepper (heh)
That doesn't sound like a very good way to end the holiday no. Poolside bars always seemed like a bad idea to me for this precise reason
>>705540845
Is she a princess?
>>705540724
That's true
>>705540673
Shrink me down then!!
>>705540824
thank you, I hope so too. guess we'll see.
>>705540919
no, she's a magic user.
>>705540932
I refuse.
>>705535315
>>705540845
Nothing
>
>>705540920
That broomstick
>>705539877
I've played one and two. My favorite would probably be the Clown guy or the Rifle family.
>>705540851
Hah. Now that is a combo I'd have to try.
I learned the hard way that poolside bars weren't a great idea. The shots were just whatever the bar man decided to mix together and hand out to about eight of us, god knows how many times he did that per hour since he loved a group of girls at his bar.
>>705541015
*puts on my wizard hat and robe*
*cast giantess lvl 16*
>>705541131
that look is even more suspicious!
there's a million fucking crickets outside my after school classes. Can't take photo because file size too large
>>705539592
Pretty good, just had some pizza and I had donuts for breakfast.
>Sorry for late reply
How're you man?
>>705541339
Do you like duck hunt?
>>705541131
You probably want to see Erica get that kind of trading too, don't you?
Back from finding food
>>705541846
Sorry meant to have this picture with it
>>705541936
No need she does it by her self.
>>705541584
He He
>>705541601
just false
Can you help me anon? i'm trying to win the lottery. I've been trying out saying the phrase "I'm going to win the lottery" over and over, so far I think it's increased my percentage chance of winning to around 0.0004399%. This is based on an algorithm I developed to calculate my chance of winning
If I keep saying this phrase, will my chance increase more, do I need to say this phrase or another phrase?
If it's this/another, do I need to say it out loud? How much to increase my % chance of winning? Can I just think it to myself over and over and increase my chance exponentially, on that note, am I doing the wrong calculation curve for how much % chance increases per saying?
When I say the phrase, if I have to say it out loud, does it have to be in front of witnesses? What is the phrase???
Nemu for me
>>705542204
I sense lewd intentions from you...
>>705540851
Oh yeah, I start to remember some things now.
Hm. I'm honestly not so sure what to say. Was he really that dumb? I mean he couldn't be sure straight away that this man was Jack. Maybe one more example?
What I can say's that there'll be moment when he'll be challenged to change his view on the world and behavior in general and there also will be a moment when all his craziness'll get explained. I also remember a lot of moments when he noticed some subtle things and used his authority. Sorta like in the beginning when he protected Alice.
>>705542267
Id never do that.
>>705542383
you better not. I'm pure and innocent, after all.
>>705542584
Sure you are.
>>705541407
I can see that being a thing they would do. Girls at the bar bring guys to the bar. It's a sleazy way to do things but it's definitely effective.
Do you like Vanilla Coca Cola or Pepsi? Rather than than to buy the overpriced premixed version, just buy a giant bottle of plain and you can buy a bottle of vanilla extract. Just a little bit mixed in with plain and it tastes exactly the same.
Then you can still use the plain Coke/Pepsi for mixing with drinks and enjoy vanilla mix as well. The same could be done with concentrated cherry juice I guess to make it sort of like Doctor Pepper
>>705541929
What did you get me?
>>705542366
It's hard to think of things right off the top of my head, but there was a whole lot of stuff earlier on in the series that just seemed so ovcious. I could only remember the one about Jack because I had literally just seen it. It's been a while since I read any of the manga so some of it is a bit hazy since I also have to try and remember stuff from school.
You live in the UK I assume?
>>705540936
Hopefully it turns out well.
>>705541339
Ah, my favorites would be the Store Manager in the first one and the Mascot in the second.
What's your opinion on both of them?
>>705541619
Pretty good myself, playin some vidya, enjoying the day ^^
>>705542694
I am! how dare you imply I am not!
>>705542783
very appreciated, nui.
>>705542877
Pure as a dove huh?
>>705542877
i demand to see her naked now!
Post panty shots
>>705542860
Her rifle is Xbox hueg.
What you playing mang?
I also like swimsuits
>>705543097
I was playing Rim World, then I was playing Epoch, now I'm playing Terraria with friends ^^
>>705541627
I've never played.
>>705542783
Store Manager was great! And yea, the Mascot was cool.
>>705543071
pure as the driven snow.
>>705543114
back already huh. and still here. my my.
>>705542860
>>705543097
PEW PEW PEW
>>705543247
Snow is dirty
>>705543247
I forgot my wallet at home so it was a quick shop.
>>705543304
only if you pee in it.
>>705543347
hate it when I do that. you should try to keep it in a pair of pants at all times so you know to check for it. I only have one pair of jeans so I keep mine there.
>>705542698
Well... I guess he was sorta damaged. A lot.
>Remembering stuff from school
Lol. I literally was trying to read stuff in Japanese (including Pandora) during the lessons. I just gave up on my education.
No. I'll tell you my country but may I first ask why?
>>705543231
I meant both games, but that's good to know.
>>705543433
I wasnt going that far.
>>705543304
PEW PEW PEW!~
>>705542698
I got myself some Steak N Shake
>>705543114
Vaporeon is your waifu?
>>705543168
I never got Terraria, what's the point?What's so fun?
>>705543304
Shit tier submachine gun
>>705543513
What the fuck?
>>705543513
That's a new look for Nui
>>705543546
snow is pretty clean otherwise. at least the top layer. while it's fresh. my point is I'm pure and innocent!
and you never know. you *are* a dog girl after all. and you know how dogs enjoy that snow...
>>705543433
I always keep it in my coat and put that coat on, but I suppose it fell out or rather when I paid for school yesterday I took it out. It was on my desk.
>>705543687
Wow, what are the odds of that
>>705543513
Oh my, that's an interesting image.
I didn't really have a favorite in the second one.
I forgot a lot about the second one.
>>705543749
my wallet fell out of my pants the other day and landed inside a little container and I freaked the fuck out looking for it. found it in like five minutes but still, those five minutes were heart stopping.
>>705543553
Pew Pew
>>705543559
Shouldnt talk bad about your elders.
>>705543701
I dont know
>>705543559
no
>>705543856
I lose things a lot, I no longer panic about it. They are always in some corner of my room buried under blankets or in clothes.
>>705543475
He definitely went through some shit.
I have to pay attention in my classes, it's all that's keeping me from wanting to an hero at the moment.
No particular reason, you said it was midnight, and I thought the only region in EU that was 4 hours ahead of me was the UK. Looking at a time zone map would probably have told me that.
If you don't want to say what country you're in it doesn't really bother me, more of a curiosity thing than anything, I like to know where people are from. Different places interest me
>>705543556
I don't really know what Steak N Shake is but it sounds good
>>705542698
Ugh. This is why I need guys around me to be honest. I don't even see when I'm being taken advantage of for my money or to bring attention to business. When I was a student I used to work at bars and it's perfectly legal for them to ask me to unbutton my shirt a bit more. It's only when it's so blatant that I realise.
You have some interesting talents in mixing drinks, I'll get back to you on a way of making my own doctor pepper mix.
>>705543628
That's not Nui and you know it's chinamoot's fault.
>>705543809
>I never asked for this
I remember both of them very well, though i'd probably not care for 2 so much if it wasn't for OTR
>>705544186
>never played off the record
And I heard that was supposed to be better than the actual game.
>>705543988
you don't know what?
>>705544033
I rarely lose things because I'm pretty meticulous about putting things that are easy to lose in the exact same spot every time. so I tend to panic a little when they aren't there for whatever reason.
>>705544123
It's like an old diner chain. They sell burgers and milkshakes.
