Post the best 4chan greentexts, let me start with all my personal favourites.
Don't post all the obvious ones, post actual good stories or obscurer greentexts.
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>>705462979
you seem to have a very specific fetish
God. These are pathetic. Who the fuck goes through all that trouble? Just move the fuck on. What the fuck?
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>>705462953
not my fetish but I'll get to posting other story types
>>705462953
the best thing about 4chan are it's greentext stories, otherwise there is little reason I feel for being here especially on this fucking trash board. Just gonna give back to the good anons still here (there are probably about 2) with some good greentext stories.
revenge is the current genre but I'll be finished with these soon
the theme tonight is obscure greentexts get posting you fucking faggots. I swear to god if anyone calls my thread shit while browsing this same board which currently hasn't hosted a good thread ALL YEAR then you too can get the fuck out. Don't need your bullshjit you're ruining this stage 4 cancer-ridden shitty ass trash board with even more cancer and bullshit. You're definition of a degenerate. Now get posting those geentext stories, fuckers.
now doing weed and drug themed greentexts
i wasn't going to sleep anyway.
>>705465137
part 2
>>705465190
part 3
>>705465245
the final part
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>>705465182
post some of your own if you got any. Especially the good long ones.
rare
>>705465578
revenge again cause i got leftovers
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>>705465872
come on guys post something in this thread even if its just one picture or greentext. Otherwise this shit will 404 just like pretty much every good thread on /b/ after 10 minutes.
>>705463750
>gets shot twice in the stomach and walks to arizona
>ruins life of former friend who did nothing wrong
shit read
>>705466687
fuck outta here with ur shitposts I got 40+ pictures you little ungrateful shit.
How about you post something with worthy content for once? Or even posting a shitty greentext that gets thrown around funnyjunk would at least suffice better than your shitpost. Criticizing these greentexts won't do shit, I am not the writer of these I can't change them.
Just post a better greentext story if you think you've read better ones. Isn't that a good idea? Keep up the good content in this thread
Pic unrelated *(unless you hate good greentexts)
>>705466986
>autism
>>705467428
Dude you're a shitposter, you're the lowest form of degeneracy on this site don't make snide comments like a little arrogant faggot. We're posting on /b/ we're ALL autistic here.
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>>705469308
this wasn't as funny as I thought it would be, half these pictures I forget but I'm picking at random so bear with my shitty posting progress.
anyone have that story about a fat guy in France where he lost his gf. The screencap has a Wojak with a french baguette
>>705470798
OP here, nah sorry man don't have that one.
I've been looking for this one greentext for years it was about an anon who moves to texas and he can't get along with anyone at his high school and then he does a group projhect in one class with this girl with long black hair that covers her face and she's really shy but cute. Eventually they hit it off and she is his only friend and vice versa and she goes back to his house and they cuddle and I think they fuck. I think it was Texas. It's sad cause it was one of my all-time favourite greentexts I read it like 2013 or 2014 but I have never been able to find it.
I make threads like this in case some day one anon will post it and everything will be good again. Until then I make these threads. This is my longest and best thread I've ever made. I hope it doesn't 404 because /b/ is fucking trash and pulls the cord too early on great threads.
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>>705471716
thanks based poster
>>705463991
How the fuck did it end!!!
>>705472264
no one knows, trust me I spent ages searching it to find it. It was posted this year and was really big getting circled around pleddit, funnyjunk and all those shithole places so I made a plebbit account and asked but no one ever told me or posted the second part. It's the saddest mystery of 4chan greentexts, you got Elisa Milicent Sinclair, Storybro's Lewd Adventures, but there is not anymore known parts to that story (I call it "/B/tard messes his life up" cause thats what it was called on plebbit)
This is one of the all time best a fucking true classic.
do you have any /r9k/ or /x/ ones OP? I have a few /x/ ones if you want
this is a depressing read, it's probably fake though.
>>705472956
yeh i got some /x/ ones bro I'll post em
What qualifies as a /r9k/ greentext though? Aren't they just normal greentexts like B-tier cause /b/ doesn't do greentexts anymore?
>>705473231
Like escorting, V card...
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It's in the archives some where. Her grandma dies so she goes to live with her uncle who doesn't want her dating and she ends up killing herself because she got raped. It was tragic. He doesnt talk to his friend anymore because he got way into drugs and I think he's in jail.
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>>705472521
:( fuck I read the whole thing...
What the fuck. Since when is the limit on /b/ 2MB?
>>705473377
Whoops thought you were talking about the Lolita chick one.
I got you
>>705473377
Dude that's the ending to "Elisa Milicent Sinclair" you idiot, we're not talking about that story. Besides I posted the whole thing. Anon was clearly talking about the greentext titled "B Tard Messes His Life Up".
Pic Unrelated.
>>705473468
wait really? do you have access to the rest of the story?
>>705473482
Dude I know right I've been trying to post so many other good greentexts I got and they're not letting me in my own fucking thread.
Pic unrelated.
>>705475024
OP here look mate I don't want D&D stories if you post any make them good ones that everyone will enjoy. I don't play this shit, I don't get it, it's not interesting and it doesn't fit the criteria for good greentxts: Funny, Faps, Feels.
Refrain from posting this kind of shit.
>>705463750
New record in smearing it thick at least
>>705475740
Got any revenge stories or greentexts you care to share? Send em this way!
>>705463448
butthurt roastie detected
>>705476642
Either that or a 20 Year Old who has been through one break up in his life and acted all mature while watching his gf get with other guys IRL and stalked her online presence jealously and took a year to get over her and thinks it's cause he's "mature" while remaining single since then.
We all know beat fuckers like this cunt. Every real fucking man on this board enjoys a good relationship revenge story. EVERYONE.
>>705462979
Who the fuck gets married at 22?
>>705477605
Bro I don't know I didn't write the story, I'm not thinking of getting married until I'm 30 (If I even DO GET MARRIED lol im not risking that shit)
don't let this one die!
>>705479129
You make me cry man thank you for your kind words. I've never had a thread this long before or this well recieved. If I can bring just a little bit of content and joy to /b/ (I've posted roughly 100 out of the 117 images) Then I feel like I've made a difference. This board will never be great again but as long as people are willing to put time and effort into not being cancerous trashy degenerates and post great content for people to enjoy, then a little bit of /b/ lives on in those few anons who are apart of these threads.
>>705479333
Do you have some stories where anons get the girl, or where anons brake up and get back together later?
>>705466212
finally a nice, short, comfy post
>>705467428
You are a sad piece of shit, if you define well explained criticism at you as autism.
You will have some hard years to go.
>>705466212
>eyes as red as my concentrate nail
my sides
>>705479479
Yeah I'll have a gander mate but look my folder is huge and finding these greentexts has to be done by the name I gave the files and Past OP used to give files dumbass names that don't help Present OP find them to share for you.
Anyway the file attached to this comment will be a good one trust me mate.
>>705480143
damn dude didn't you read my Original Post? I don't want generic as fuck 4chan greentexts I want obscure ones or long good ones. This one is like the top search on google images for 4chan everyone has seen this one. Post some more please.
>>705477605
My insecure brother did once he finally got a gf
>>705479479
part 2
>>705479523
I made a comment about a greentext and OP went full sped on me, you're probably just as autistic as him if you can't see that
part 4
part V: the ending
>>705480757
You can call me autistic for reacting negatively to your unwanted shitpost, but I am basically the only anon here posting images (I've posted roughly 110 of them throughout the duration of this entire thread) and you've only posted one (or was it two?) shitposts and then you came back like an hour later just to respond to one other anon calling you out for being a shitposting degenrate.
If anyone is autistic, mate, it's you. Now fuck outta here I already gave you a chance to redeem yourself and post some greentext stories and you're still coming here to shitpost and add nothing to the thread you actual little shit. 15 Year olds such as yourself are what ruin this fucking board. Don't shitpost in threads. It's as simple as that just don't fucking do it. Just be a contributing member of this board and post some funny shit for people to have a lil' chuckle at. Isd that so hard?
Pic unrelated (I hope you enjoy it at least since you seem hard to please, if you want a shit thread just go to the catalogue and take your pick there are plenty to shitpost on mate)
why is this thread still on page 8? I fucking deserve better than this.
>>705464254
Alpha as fuck
OP here I have to admit I actually spammed the last 5 images just to overtake the next thread on the catalogue and boost it's position. I'm posting everything greentext related now IDGAF I just want my thread to live long and get archived.
>>705479852
jesus christ this might be my new favorite greentext
>>705473370
wheres the rest of it?
>>705482365
can't upload because it's over 2MB
>>705482693
fuck!!!! where can I find it?
>>705473523
it's cool g keep it tight man
It's a good story though isn't it? Best 4chan greentext I've read since Storybro's Lewd Adventures
>>705482878
wait I'm gonna try someting. Just wait ok
>>705482946
ok here you go.
OP Here with a guide to shitposting
