Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread 7.
We haven't completed either objective.
But you guys are so close! Keep going!
1!
>>705437342
Pretty sure we got the count but ok 1
stuff is happening
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timing check, closest to 7777 without going over is the chosen counter.
2
praise the sun
and 3 i guess
3
>>705437547
pls delete
3
Op we totally got the count how didn't we?
3..
4
4
5
7777 TAKE ME TO VALHALLA!
1
WHY DOES GOD ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN
6
7777
5
Hiyaaaa
parry king incoming
fuck your counting have some quads
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7
>>705437592
I think repeated numbers like 1 2 2 2 3 don't form a count.
parry attempt
do not link the fire
start ng+
7777 GET
and more stuff
Chosen unquad get
>>705437757
noooo
Yeah bitch
1
7777
>>705437717
>>705437692
Both of you are dirty scum retard niggers I just solo counted to 7 and you fucked it up
2
BACK TO 1
1
3
>>705437757
I AM THE ANOINTED ONE
STAY SILENT BEFORE ME, I WILL DESTROY THE FIRE LORD
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3
2
4
5
>>705437956
DELETE THIS, VERMIN
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6
>>705437877
Except this guy >>705437750
Fucked it up too
7
>>705437967
MY PATIENCE WEARS THIN
delete pls
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>>705437951
Let this guy do it faggots
>>705437342
Combos are useless against buttonmashing we must shitpost our way to 8888
ALL RIGHT, ANOINTED ONE HERE, RESTARTING MY COUNT
1
>>705438196
COUNTING IS FUN
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>>705438196
Fucking hurry
>>705438271
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION
3
I summon Solaire to our aid
>>705438008
>>705437964
>>705437951
>>705437956
>>705437902
>>705437893
Delete these ones and we win.
>>705438325
THIS WILL ALL BE OVER SHORTLY
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Come on guys ! I have to sleep !
>>705438374
>>705438329
PLS DELETE THIS 3
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>>705438386
Fuck you delete this
>>705438329
Delete you fuck
>>705438386
>>705438429
PLS DELETE THIS 1
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>>705438354
>>705438181
FOLLOW THIS ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE!
>>705438466
PLS DELETE THIS 4
7
7
One!
>>705437342
Rolled 7777 get
>>705438466
Y???
>>705438466
Delete this
>>705438466
THIS GETS DELETED AND WE WIN, IN THE MEANTIME, RESTARTING THE ANOINTED COUNT
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1
4
>>705438662
ANOINTED COUNT
2
1
:^)
1
TOO MANY FOOLS, WE MUST AWAIT 8888 TO SELECT THE NEXT ANOINTED
ALSO 8888
Chosen unquad get
Parry get
do not link the fire
start NG+
Millhouse is a meme!!!
8888
>>705437342
WITNESS MY GIRTH
>>705438816
Fucking quads cuz counting won't win
get this niggas
>>705437951
Lord of cinder dipshit
k
8888
>>705438887
That's so fucking sad
>>705438887
Fuck
>>705438887
the girth of the anointed one is truly formidable
I banish thee! Lord of Cinder!
>>705438887
Fuck!! So close
Solaire count beginning in 1 minute. Let him solo
>>705438887
God, damn it!
>>705438887
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Well fuck this shit I'm out, we've gotten the count like 3 times already in this thread and at least twice in the last thread but fucking idiots won't delete even though we're allowed to. Fucking retards.
>>705439004
count for us, anointed!
Solaire incoming
All these niggers want people to not sleep by fucking up the guy who was counting
>>705439125
5
>>705439065
We got the count by the rules in the last thread seriously, there's no rules about duplicates. Like we won this game. This is shit.
>>705439117
delete this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIniljT5lJI
>>705439226
I agree, fuck it. OP even said that no one has finished this before. Now we know why. OP cannot stop sucking dicks.
>>705439117
Delete dick
>>705439185
>>705439183
bro I'll delete my five
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▲
1
2
>>705439117
this 2 gets deleted we win
>>705439117
delete
Here to fuck shit up
>>705439117
when this link no longer works we win
I bet OP has crippling depression right now
>>705439117
Delete
>>705439117
to delete your post, click on the gray checkbox in the upper left of the post, and then hit delete at the bottom of the page
Well I wanted to go to bed a half an hour ago. We got the count in the last thread but you won't admit it OP, so I guess you win.
>>705439117
delete
>>705439623
if we report for rule violation we win?
>>705439730
I saw it. But it was under the post that said it wouldn't be counted. Sorry.
o╝ƒÀ±Ä
>>705439742
sure, if that'll work
anyway, new anointed election, 9999 gets get getting
>>705439803
no we did it before that too the 7 was like 2 up from your post
>>705439931
9999 get
0000
Get
Chosen unquad get
>>705439982
9999
I know this is some difficult shit but anytime /b/ has to count it's always in consecutive order, no duplicates, no interruptions. Those are just the rules.
I think we'd be better off trying for quads if we want to do this shit at all because there are too many assholes trying to fuck up the count.
K
parry attempt 3
do not link the fire
start ng+
geeeeet
i dont care
>>705439724
Thanks
WE WON!
>>705440000
I love you
>>705440000
FINALLY OMG
>>705440000
Quads. Good job. Well done champions.
>>705440000
ITS DONE
>>705440000
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>705440000
he dead?
>>705440000
Fucking finally!!!
>>705440000
Win, was close with actual counting though, if no dick
>>705440000
WINRAR
>>705440000
shit WE WON
Also count win. which one first
>>705440000
FUCKING AAAAAHHHHHHHHJJDKDNDKSKSJD
>>705440074
>>705440051
WE ALSO GOT THE FUCKING COUNT
>>705440000
Fuck yes
>>705440074
OP WE KILLED GWYN TWICE
>>705440000
done and never again
time for NG+
>>705440195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AoxCkySv34
>>705440303
stahp
>>705440108
Check back from
We actually got the count too
>>705439031
1
>>705439031
>>705439078
>>705439110
>>705439151
>>705439185
>>705439233
>>705439277
IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' COUNT
>>705440000
IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' QUADS
GWYN IS DOUBLE DEAD
>>705440303
fuck you
no not again
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Thanks for the threads OP!! Feel like /b/ worked together for a little while. Now I'm finally going to bed you nigger faggots.
>>705440354
oh yeah, just noticed the 117 post was deleted
i counted all of those i think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=19&v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
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>>705440303
All the way to +7. Get on it OP
>>705440074
HA JOKES ON YOU OP I'M LAYING IN BED RIGHT NOW BUT I'M STILL AWAKE TO SEE THAT WE WON I WAS HERE FROM THE ASYLUM DEMON FUCK YES WE ARE THE CHOSEN UNDEAD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
seriously besides the counting disagreement great game man goodnight all you fuckers we done good
WHAT IS OUR PRIZE OP??
What if we make it impossible for the boss to instruct any player unless that player first rolls dubs and then kisses a fruit or vegetable and posts a photo with timestamp before you reveal a secret Sun worshipping frog whore and subsequently roll a sixty nine accompanied by a convincing Taylor Swift fake porn went and then dumping a gallon of chocolate milk down the sink?
>>705440074
HISTORY WAS MADE THIS DAY! NEVER FORGET! WE ARE TRUE CHAMPIONS!
is this cap or not
we did good /b/
we sure killed some monsters
>>705440723
AHAHHAHAHA
>>705440723
better version
>>705440776
I'm gonna be so tired at work ;_;
>>705440834
My nigga with his tard porn
>>705440834
Tard porn. Lol.
>>705440927
at least we now know our way around and can skip some boss..
Well this thread died pretty quickly
>>705441897
we waiting for op to fuck us or keep going
>>705442179
anyone still lurking?
>>705442729
Meh
