Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread 6!
Counting is done. Four dubs down!
Trips
go
>>705433384
Update:
All counting and dubs are finished.
Need 3 sets of trips.
tail cut get again
We got the last dubs right before the cut off
OK trip this motherfucker
555
555
trips get
j
555
>>705433511
oh just three sets of trips
ez pz
bippity boppity
666
Dayum
Satan I command thee
666
777 gettu
HAIL SATAN
>>705433598
You guys voted against skipping, despite Hazel's suggestion that you do so.
Greatsword tail chop
Please
777
777
Trips r 2 e z
Tail cut get
with dex like this, we cant lose
>>705433683
board moving much slower than
I thought
777 gettu
.
777
wait for 888 everyone get ready
888
888 gon' be me
kalameet give me your tail
888
roll fire
roll dive
stab
roll fire
>>705433800
how am I going to predict with board movement like this
888
what weapon do we have
888
>>705433888
One trip down.
Take this
>>705433888
winrar 2 more trips to go
>>705433888
got one !
999
>>705433888
God that's beautiful
>>705433888
ahhh that's much better
999
2
greatsword from great iron tarkus
tail chop attempt
999 or 000!
>>705433888
like that
999
>>705434000
There's two!
>>705434000
gottit
>>705434000
Fucking two come on guys
>>705434000
another one
>>705434000
one more trip!
111
>>705434000
ONE MORE TRIP TO GO
>>705434000
my nigga
Now 111
Obsidian greatsword get
111
111
We will preserve
222 gets
>>705434112
fuck man
Ooofff
>>705434000
Noice
>>705434112
you son of a bitch you failed us all
222
222
Arrow headshot critical hit get
the fuck is predicting
222 bruh!
222
Rollorino
>>705434221
OH THE IRONY
333
Almost there guys
>>705434221
Haha you did it too faggot
>>705434221
Fuck dude
>>705434221
you too reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>705434221
oh no I did it too
333
praise
>>705434221
you son of a bitch you failed us all
did somebody say 333?
>>705434319
333
I WILL LEND MY GLORIOUS AID! 444
Greatbow headshot attempt
>>705434331
WHEN THE IRONY IS A1
AHHHHHHH
>>705434370
444
4444
444
Tail cut get
Now
>>705434331
again stop man you are fucked up
>>705434331
>>705434345
I feel like I'm getting worse at this
444
4?
555
Estoc stab
GREATSWORD CHOP!
>>705434511
hopy dick I super am
555
555
555
g
C'MON DON'T CHOKE ON ME NOW EVERYONE!
Again
555
555 zweihander slash
666
666
Satan trips get
666
Hail Satan
Naked roll 666 get
666 hail satan
Satan pls
ROLL
DASH
JUMPING ATTACK
666
Bang
>>705434566
this time for sure though
666
Obsidian get
BASS CANNON, TAIL IS MINE
Captcha dis
>>705434666
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>705434666
You Defeated
>>705434666
Fuck yes
>>705434666
you deed it!
next monster pls
>>705434666
YES
>>705434666
SATAN HAS HELPED US!
>>705434666
Hell yeah!!
>>705434666
Bass cannon activated
>>705434666
ayyy
>>705434666
FUCK YES
>>705434666
fuckin amazing
>>705434666
Nice
>>705434666
HAIL SATAN!
>>705434735
Satan's been coming through for us a lot
he's a real bro apparently
Bring on the manus fuck hazel that bitch
>>705434800
Nice
>>705434922
Nice
>>705434824
Tru
Guys, after this next boss there's only 1 more, lets beat this one, and skip the final boss
>>705434922
Nice
>>705434824
Obv, like consider the other side
>>705434824
but is he a sunbro
>>705434733
>>705434800
>>705434922
save ur fukin dubs boys
>>705434988
Nice
>>705434666
>>705434000
>>705433888
Trips confirmed. Kalameet goes down.
You equip the Calamity ring, because you have no clue what it does.
Time for the next boss. On the way there, you run into a familiar four-legged spirit... With a familiar sword...
The spirit follows you, and you slay Manus.
Because the Stray Demon gave us free Quads, Manus dies instantly.
Hazel told you so.
>>705434988
Nice
>>705434988
Noice
No skip mode
dear lord hope for quads everyone prepare to spam for 5555
>>705435053
Seeing as Manus died, we move on to Gwyn, who cannot be skipped.
Final boss. Will you be the first champions to clear /b/ Beats Dark Souls 3.2?
>>705435053
hip
good buoy sif
>>705435053
Fuck yeah
>>705435168
go for quads counting is hopeless
>>705435168
*teleports behind you* nothing personal kid.
EVERYONE REMAIN QUIET WHILE OUR CHAMPION COUNTS TO 7
1
1
1
2
4
>>705435291
>personell
>>705435336
Delete this
3.
3
4
5
ez parry
I'm just rolling for quads
PRAY FOR ALMIGHTY QUADS!
oh god I wasn't ready
5555
5555
5555 pray to god 5555
quads huh
>>705435168
I WILL RIDE TO QUADVALLA, SHINY AND CHROME!
QUADS GET!
Roll
time to count until next quads
1
Do we have anything helpful
3
1
2
2
2
Guys, the next available quads are 6666, and satan is on our side, I'm gonna start vigorously knocking on wood.
>>705435686
No, we've used it all now.
4
1
3
2
1...
Anons, what is this rabble
Start again
Whoevers 1 comes last will do the count
3
>>705435783
START VIGOROUSLY KNOCKING YOUR OWN WOOD. IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
2!
Ok I am going dark and so should all of you let 1 person do it
1
Let giantdad handle the counting...
1.
1
wait we can delete our posts to make the count work
2
1
2
2
2?
2
3
3
4
4
2many2handle
5
*drinks estrus flask*
1
6
5
7 CARRY ME TO VALHALLA!
I vote for whoever gets closest to 6666 gets to do the count to 7 solo
7
One,
>>705436229
Fucking faggot
>>705436331
closest without going over, that way it's unique
1
>>705436331
This
watch for the quads boys
3
>>705436170
>>705436229
>>705436260
>>705436290
DELETE AND WE WIN NIGGERS
2,
timing check
6666 get
Getting close
timing check part 2
6666
6666 get
Re
Win
6666
Parry attempt
Do not link the fire
Start NG+
6666 WILL THIS CARRY ME TO VALHALLA?!
start rolling
B
6666
oh Satan help us
6666
6666 get
Rere
Quad get
SATAN HELP US
1...
2 fags
>>705436662
you are the chosen counter! please count for us!
2
3
>>705436662
Count
We already have the fucking count if people would just delete...
>>705436662
closest without going over!
count count count
>>705436648
6666
5
6
6
7
>>705436910
NIGGER DELETE
>>705436756
Delet this
7
>>705436466
>>705436466
>>705436466
GUYS WE ALREADY HAVE THE COUNT JUST DELETE THE BULLSHIT ONES ALREADY!
1 again
>>705436910
Delete nigger
welp we just gotta wait for 7777
if Satan has abandoned us maybe god will save us
2
ONE
>>705437000
Nice
Wait that's it we won?!
>>705436073
>>705436089
>>705436142
>>705436173
>>705436223
>>705436229
>>705436249
>>705436260
>>705436290
Delete these ones already!!!
also same rules as last time, closest to 7777 without going over is chosen counter, all others must be silent before the chosen one
3
God save us if satan wont
1
>>705437227
We already have the count dumbass.
Guys we won?
>>705437227
I second this
God will anoint the chosen one, and he will count for us. God will surely not abandon us.
>>705437268
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>705437342
ALL POSTS BELOW THIS WILL NOT BE COUNTED
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