Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 26 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
Thread 5!
We have one set of trips down!
>>705427953
Everybody vote skip.
skip
Tripple my nipple fags
Op what about seath?
Skip
skip
sanctuary guardian a shit
>>705427953
NO SKIP ONLY KILL!
More trips
>>705428169
we killed seath ages ago
skip
>>705428120
No, Kalameet is gonna be a cunt and a half
>>705428120
Skip
SKIP d00ds
SKIPSKIPSKIP
Alright, I'll make a Strawpoll to take votes on a skip.
Stand by. In the meantime, keep rolling.
Skip
SKIP
THIS WILL HAPPEN
Skip
>>705427953
OP tell us how much more are left, also post more cute doggo.
SKIPPPPP
Dont skip so soon, we can just skip to gwynn
stop being such cowardly faggots and get some trips
check em'
no skip you fags
Triple trips
>>705428369
THERE ARE 26 IN TOTAL
SKIP
>>705427953
with dubs like these, we cant lost
bonjour !
OKAY DONT SKIP GUYS WE GOT THIS
>>705428404
Gwyn is the final part tho.
>>705428444
wew
>>705428444
2 SETS OF TRIPS
ONE LEFT
>>705428444
yes !
>>705428444
1 LEFT
>>705428444
We only need one more trip don't bitch out now, sav eit for Kalameet!
>>705428444
Wait we only need one more NO SKIP DUMMYS
>>705428444
noice
>>705428444
Nice trips
>>705428444
Ohh shit let's get this going maybe.
Y
>>705428444
no skip now
>>705428444
TRIPS SPEAK THE TRUTH! YOU ARE A TRUE CHAMPION!
>>705428578
One more
http://www.strawpoll.me/11305079
Here's the poll. I will tally at 3 minutes after the time on this post.
don't give up so soon boys
>>705428553
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>705427953
\[T]/
FOR SOLAIRE
666
666
777
>>705428457
bonjour, comment allez-vous?
>>705428588
come on Satan, take this shitstain back to development hell
Get
>>705428632
vote skip niggers
Fuck
>>705428632
dude props, your putting a ton of effort into this
IT'S IN THE HANDS OF THE GODS NOW
777
777
GO
>>705428669
Bien bien et vous ?
Hazel grant me your holy trips of balance and cuteness.
clip
rip
slip
trip
888
Fuck
rolli polli \[T]/
Bang
Chaaaaaaarge!!!
888 REEEEEEEE
888
888
NO SKIP CONFIRMED
>>705428632
TRUE MEN DON'T SKIP, WE FIGHT!
Fear my all powerful dick
888!
>>705428788
Bien, merci
999
999
999
Stand back. My magic 9's will slay the beast
999
few
not when i shift into M A X I M U M T R I P D R I V E
No rest
Such if g re SD hyff
tripsheratops
.
>>705428978
Rip
Checken thu
FER FUCK'S SAKE
>>705429003
ENGAGED
111
>>705429003
Fuuuuuuuu
df
111
can't afford dlc
IT'S TIME FOR TRIP MAGIC!
>>705428746
It's funny.. This game has evolved. It's come a long way since the first iteration. It was simple but had issues. People lost interest after too long.
I streamlined the difficulty, decided to start making more "checklist" style requirements instead of "exactsies" ones.
But, you know, I always get some positive feedback from some of these quests. People who appreciate it. People who look forward to it.
If anything, I was able to get 15 or 20 of us together just to hang out and forget about life for a while. :)
This is the 8th or 9th time I've tried this game. I appreciate your feedback, anon.
It's time
where are the trips when you need them
4detutuiut
Boy, am I getting good at identifying storefronts!
>>705429222
BOI
>>705429222
S H I T B O I
>>705429222
well done man
>>705429160
Can you post the seath picture? I really don't remember us beating him
>>705429222
>>705429222
nice !
>>705429222
wizard
>>705429160
yeah real props this is pretty nice
you've done a good job
>>705429222
SLAY
Fuck yes
>>705429312
well everyone else does you fucktard
or are you just trying to steal OPs game?
>>705429222
HE'S DEFEATED
NOW FOR GWYN
Meh
>>705429312
Seath was boss number 11
THIS IS NOT THE NEXT BOSS
>>705429160
YOU'VE DONE WELL OP, IT'S FUCKING 4 IN THE MORNING AND YET HERE I SIT BLOODSHOT-EYED AND READY FOR THE FIGHT. PRAISE THE SUN!
OH GOD NOT ARTORIAS
>>705429333
underrated trips
>>705429160
Just discovered 4chan today, and I kind of like this game, but you should try to add strategies, choice or something like that ...
>>705429333
>>705429222
We got the last trips! Good job guys!
Now for probably the most iconic fight in DS1
>>705429222
BY THE LORDS
>>705429534
newfag
>>705429555
Nice trips OP lol
1
3
2
>>705429555
REMEMBER GUYS
WE CAN USE DELETE
THIS WILL BE EZ
>>705429555
Forgot to mention!
Gwyndolin reduces our count by 1!
You only need to count to 4!
5
>>705429555
Trips
>>705429648
shit yeah
1
4
3
1
3 .
1
2
2
4
2
4
GUYS ONLY RESPOND AFTER HITTING REFRESH 5 TIMES
>>705429792
>>705429798
>>705429800
>>705429804
>>705429826
DELETE WE CAN BEAT HIM
Nobody post
>>705429798
>>705429800
>>705429817
>>705429834
WE HAVE DONE IT!
1
One
Whoever gets 1 gets the rest fkrs
>>705429826
2
1
>>705429919
Three
>>705429826
DELETE NIGGER
!4
>>705430059
2
>>705429826
delete this and we could win
>>705430112
You nigger
>>705430059
YOU ARE A FOOL!
>>705429484
Oh fuck that's right, that's the one where the counting got weird and you were like technically counts, thanks man
3
1.0
4
ONE
DON'T INTERRUPT YOU FUCKS
>>705429826
delete you piece of shit
Stop right now and nobody do anything
>>705430222
tripz
>>705430110
>>705430112
delete one of these and we win
>>705430263
1
REFRESH 5 TIMES BEFORE POSTING
1.
>>705429826
>>705430059
>>705430283
WE COULD DO THIS IF YOU'D JUST DELETE DUMBASS!
2
3
>>705430283
TWO
>>705430365
2two
>>705429826
delete you nigger
>>705430407
Stop fucking commenting you dumb google
4
>>705430360
i got you
Foru
>>705429826
delete you autistic piece of shit
1
>>705430451
DELETE DIS
>>705429814
>>705429800
one of you guys has to delete now, then we have it
>>705430480
YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT