DESCRIBE A GAME POORLY PART 2
and other anons try to guess
>fight others for territory
>shift between terrestrial and aquatic forms
>everyone is a child
>team with most land wins
>>705426025
Sonic the hedgehog
>>705427040
try again
One more. Hard Mode.
>You're a guy Hard as fuck.
>Your Best friend woman gets murdered
>You take care of his daughter
>Everyone wants to kill you. IN. EVERY. SINGLE. GAME.
>>705426025
that paint ball game on wii
>>705427514
Closer
>>705426025
Splatoon
>>705427841
Yes
Cmon anons
Should've linked in the old thread
Sanitizing an island for environmental protection while on vacation.
Nobody playing? That sux
>>705428864
I'm here
>>705427306
Saints Row 2
>>705428842
Crash bandicoot
>>705429025
Nope. Try again.
>You're a ninja who faces an impossible onslaught of enemies for no apparent reason
>everything is slippery
>>705429199
Fruit ninja
>>705429358
Nope
>>705428842
Sounds like far cry 3.
>>705429199
Ninja gaiden
>>705429981
It's actually a really hard one
>>705428842
Mario Sunshine
>>705429199
One finger death punch
>>705430406
Yep, you got it
>>705426025
The clone of the clone of the original sequel to Team Fortress
>>705430610
I suppose it could be based on the limited info, so I'll add more.
>You're a ninja who faces an impossible onslaught of enemies for no apparent reason
>everything is slippery
>enemies are made of sugar
Moderate difficulty:
>aaaand it's fucking nothing
>>705427306
Yakuza
Royal Revolt 2. Storm the castle
>>705431031
WINRAR
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>Steal shit
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC collaborating with some random game/movie that's coming out.
>DLC
>Protect/escort some random guy
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>>705426025
God mode
>1930s England
>fuckin orphans are terrible people
>why is cult made up of kids
>WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME
>Magic hand
>Close sky
>Kill demon
>>705430694
Overwatch
3easy5me
>>705430900
Every "horror" game ever since FNAF got considered horror.
>>705431580
Glover
>........in captivity
>galaxy is at peace
>>705431566
Rule of Roses
>>705430694
Paladins?
>>705431550
Hitman?
>>705430823
Sounds a lot like fruit ninja...
>team of 4
>fight cops and robbers
>friends take loads of bullets
>shout at them so they dont die
>die by 3 snipers hitting your head
>get negotiated to life
>profit
>repeat
>>705431550
Payday2
>>705431828
Nope
>>705431846
Well shit. So much for god mode.
OR WAS IT
try this real god mode:
>AI have taken human form?
>World overrun by demon virus
>Try to reason with God to fix
>Fuck up and piss God off
>God starts downloading the Earth back in to the Sun
Hard mode
>be woman
>Village overrun by orcs
>orcs capture brother
>go to dragon cave
>link with dragon
>brother turns out to be possesed by bad guy
>visit Japan
>shoot and kill very many robots some of which think they're human
>ai squadmates won't shut the fuck up and ask you stupid questions the entire game
>>705431580
Dragon Age Inquisition
>The president has been kidnapped by ninjas
>Dragons
>Jesus fuck so many dragons
>some random guy has to kill all of them
>the edgelord dragon is spawning all these fucking dragons
>>705431992
Battlefield Hardline
>>705432247
skarim
>>705432216
Yup
>>705432293
nope
>>705432150
You're just making these easy for me aren't you? Digital Devil Saga 2. Great game, fuck Heat.
>>705432247
Sky's rim
>>705432247
Skyrim
>>705432245
>are you a rad enough dude to save him?
>>705432305
Correct!
You win: The satisfaction of winning!
>>705431846
Jesus. How does one know that?
>>705432105
Winrar
Try to be OCD and minimize space, but fuck up. The rest of the game is trying to fix your fuck ups.
>>705426025
Splatoon
>Your mind is falling apart because of what he did to your sister.
>And because you let it happen.
>>705426025
Splatoon
>collapsible, hardly ever used blade
>demon beavers
>balloon man
>teenager ventures into the woods
>weird monster people want to rape the living fuck out of him
Probs gave it away
>You Travel into an island you were not suppose too your Dumbass friend snoops around and falls into a pool and comes out an otsel
>>705432378
I don't know you, but I like you already.
3 for 3?
>group of assassins
>sweet wrestling moves
>fighting new terrorists
>OH FUCK WHY DO THEY KEEP LAUGHING
>STOP THE FUCKING LAUGHING
>fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>705431992
Payday
>>705426025
>You character is cool as fuck
>always slingin bad ass one liners
>saving so many babes from alien invasion
>picture very related
>>705432677
yeah
>can't use your powers
>but you can still use your sexy purple hair.
>>705432428
Thise who were fortunate enough to play it had the joy of a really fucking good game burned in to their skulls
>you get chased by cunts holding batons and wooden planks
>you write notes and collect documents
>you die at the end
>>705431840
Metroid
>be a monk
>convert enemy units
>heal my own units
>wololo
>>705431840
Super metroid
>>705432696
The pic was too much. This is clearly Wolfenstein
>>705432772
Outlast???
>Find Liz
>Kill Prophet
>commit brazilian genocide in slo mo
>>705432772
Amnesia?
Fuck, im old.
>>705432873
winrar
>Fight mechs using sword
>Boss is fucking invincible
>>705432849
Are you fucking stupid?
Its fallout!
>be a naked baby
>fling eye shit at shit monsters and shit shit
>fall into mothers vagina
>kill her from the inside
>fight satan
>fight angels
>die
>leave all your belongings to dead cat
>sky
>rpg
>pirates
>>705432979
Binding of isaac
>>705432950
Noice
>>705433036
Ff12
>>705433052
yeah, fairly easy
Heres a hard one
> spaghetti
> cry
>>705433036
Skies of Arcadia?
a clumsy child trips and needs to find his way home.
>>705432979
Binding of Isaac
>Nazis
>Lasers
>You play a Jew
>>705432648
You think i wouldnt recognize jak and daxter, one of my favorite childhood games ever?
>guns have elemental effects
>not_dead_of_thirst.png
>everyone thinks the game is shit because of a certain little girl
>>705426025
+29
-35
-28
-30
-29
-31
-40
-30
-28
+30
-29
-28
-25
>>705432629
MGQ?
>>705432745
Shantae and the Pirates Curse
>>705432629
Monster Girl Quest?
>>705433154
Cooking Mama
You're a fat, balding man who runs around in the forest talking to a woman he barely knows.
>>705433343
Fire watch
>spawn naked on beach
>get loot and gear
>build base
>get raided
>repeat
>>705432648
Jak n daxter
>>705432536
Surprised no one got this one yet
>talking tree.
>white leaf
>white face fat monster
>evil owl
>>705433154
Undertale
>>705433435
Rust
>>705433419
fuck me, i thought i finally made a difficult one
gg, anon, gg
Easy mode
>press X to Shawn
>>705432882
Bioshock:Infinite?
>Military game
>Dude black holes lmao
>Hated by fans
>>705433455
nice
>>705433436
Winrar
>>705433446
Tetris
Hyper Ultra Mega Uber Giga Nigga Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Hardmode
>Portals to hell
>Rich guy wants you to close them
>battle between massive fucking beasts in the end
>>705432655
Yeah you've stumped me with this one. Hopefully someone gets it. I want to know.
>>705433518
Heavy Rain
>>705433523
Finally
>>705429199
Ninja Guiden
>>705432536
Re4?
>Shoot bugs and shit
>Aliens show up later
>>705432786
Age of empires?
>>705432882
Bioshock infinite
>>705433297
Winrar
Alice approved
>>705433588
It's a good one. Will tell it before thread dies if no one gets it
>>705426025
>Build a wall and make mexico pay for it.
>into the volcano
>finally get to the area boss
>hadouken hadouken shoryuken
>>705433479
GG i luv the game
>>705426025
It's splatoon you cucks
>>705433541
You got it
>that's an enemy gunship
>>705433665
Jet Force Gemini?
>family killed by betrayal
>you get revenge
>>705433717
Democracy 4
>>705433761
MGSV
>>705433742
RE5 kek
>>705432247
Dragon's Dogma?
>>705433831
Yep
>>705432192
binary domain, I'm going to sleep forever now. goodnight sweet princes.
>>705433791
Red Dead Redemption?
>Be suitman
>Kill robits
>Don't give a shit about plot until golden gay poledancer arrives on the moon
>Find waifu bring her home
>Kill more robits
>Fight gay poledancer on the moon again and find out he's your brother who killed your mother and your waifu
>>705433928
nope
>>705433544
Oblivion?
>Rescue your girlfriend from baddy.
>Bleed everywhere
>Die a lot
>spawn
>water drop sound
>>705433989
Noice
>>705433809
no but 10/10 answer
>be me
>girlfriend is a bitch
>come home drunk
>government wants me
>go around earning money
>serve in military
>become millionaire
>enter space
>take over government
What game is this
>>705434056
Super Meatboy
>>705433791
Dante's Inferno?
>>705430900
Destiny?
>>705434088
Conker's bad fur day
Do you guys remember this one?
>kill nazi
>hide corpse
>repeat
>You go through massive wars you're the best spy in human history just to find out the person you kill at one point is your doppelganger
>Communist blocks attack
>be dude
>shit wife
>shitty chores
>steal milk
>have to kill terrorists for said milk
>go to shit job
>get shit deal and fired and shit
>light boss on fire, because irony
>get attacked by shitty game haters
>massacre all of the shitty game haters
>piss on shitty game haters
>cash in paycheck
>fuck, dudes robbing the bank
>eat lead like a motherfucker
>eat donuts to repair bullet holes
>beat robbers to death while high on catnip
>go home
>get yelled at by shitty wife
>finished day 1/7
> ah man i really love this girl
> save gril
> girl leaves me to save the universe from evil or something
> am very disappoint
> alien bros need help fighting the same evil
> guess i'll help
> lol, alien bros cut their hair or some shit
> universe is saved?
>>705434235
Sniper Elite 1/2/3/4?
>>705433529
Nobody got this?
Another clue is
>literally nobody asked for this game to be made
>>705434235
Manhunt?
>>705433246
Borderlands
>>705434269
Postal 2
>aim directly at enemy 5 feet away
>unload mag
>miss every shot
>>705430900
No man's sky
>>705434326
Call of Duty: Infinite Disappointments?
>>705434269
Postal 2, easy mode
>>705433774
Nope
>Kicked out of safe place.
>Tick tick tick.
>Part for water
>Get back to safe place
>Go out and kill ugly thing, or become ugly thing yourself.
>Come back, get shunned for being a hero.
>>705434269
POSTAL
Godmode
>Shit fandom
>deadly robots
>boo fucker
>>705434428
X-Com
>>705434467
Nope
>>705434428
CSGO
>>705434501
Fallout
>>705434501
Fallout 3
>>705434520
FNaF
>>705434501
Fallout. Gimme another
>>705433518
Fallout 4?
>>705434589
Fallout 1.
>>705434604
Winrar
>>705432655
>>705433588
Anyone? I want this anon to know this beautiful game
>>705434580
Bingo
>>705434416
>>705434482
>>705434506
yeah, i know, just felt adding so many details on how weird this game is made it funnier
>explore the galaxy
>save your annoying amphibian friend.
>>705434696
I approve your train of thought
>>705434131
You did it
Next:
>Dad fucks up everything
>Fix his mistakes across the galaxy
>Communism
>Walls
>Analogy of life
>>705434625
>Commander of Sheep
>Space battle
>Go and beat up guy with sword
>Fem version available
>We'll bang okay?
>>705434779
starfox
>>705434796
Gears of War.
>>705434779
Starfox
3easy5me
>>705434779
Star Fox
>>705434814
Mass Effect, next
>lotta drugs
>lotta sex
>Hilarious weapons
>fucked up character modification
>>705434272
Starcraft
>>705434796
Katamari Damacy
>>705434814
Godamn mofucking ass effect
>dead from the start
>the story is on youtube
>mah sun
>>705433981
No one can guess it? Here's more hints:
>Suitman is badass and has sword
>Gay Poledancer has two swords
>Suitman works for a hitman company run by robonigger and milf with 20 hands
>Has annoying freeloading assistant girl who does nothing for the plot except almost kill robonigger
>>705434883
Saints row 3?
>>705434300
nope
>>705434883
Saints Row 3?
>>705434883
Saints row
>>705434917
Dark Souls
3easy5me
>>705434933
Star Wars the Force Unleashed?
>>705433674
Age of empires my nigga
>hair color changes
>fanboys cry
>>705434940
dam son
congrats
>Space hitler shows up
>We're mad about that
>we send clones of our family to kill them
>we still die
>>705432910
max pain 3
>>705434886
yep
and i'm guessing that this one was starcraft 1
>>705433665
>>705432969
MGR
>>705435030
DmC
>>705434336
Nope. Older
Here's an obscure title I practically worshiped as a kid.
>Teardrop
>Only attack is a body slam
>thatsnotasandcastle.jpeg
>Apparently swords, shields, green herbs, and flasks of holy water make good projectiles
>Final boss isn't all that difficult to beat, but how anyone is meant to beat it without exploiting weaknesses in the AI is fucking beyond me
>Easily the most fun I ever had playing with friends over DS download
>>705435030
Devil May Cry.
I personally liked the reboot.
>>705434250
Mgs
>>705434876
>Clang clang.
>Go save evil friend
>I never go back on my word!
>Save world from evil Goddess.
>Follows canon.
>BELIEVE IT.
>>705435100
Correct
>>705434933
Killer is Dead
fat, loud, rude, obese american
>>705434858
I guess that's also right but not the one I had in mind.
>>705434907
Ding ding ding!
>rhythm is just a "click" away
>>705435018
Nope, it's a game in (semi present) times. Good guess though.
Seriously? Anyone?
>Communist blocks attack
>>705429199
Easy, Too many ninjas
>>705435179
Parappa the rapper?
>crime syndicate fights ayys
>>705430823
I'm leaving thread, the answer was Zool
>>705435007
yee
>fast
