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Just caught this bastard in my castle. Trips decides what I do

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Just caught this bastard in my castle. Trips decides what I do with the mother fucker.
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Light him on fire then eat him.
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Let it feed on dick hole
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>>705300268
Poop on him
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>>705300355
I do have a propane torch handy....
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set it free~
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>>705300268
let it go
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Light the faggot on fire nao
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>>705300268
let it live in your house permanently
free from harm
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>>705300552
>>705300524
won't do it, even if trips. He is a prisoner, only way hes leaving here, is in a body bag, my trash can, or the toilet. Until then, lets have some fun.

Should we get it high before putting it out of its misery?
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>>705300524
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Death by smashing your dick over it.
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>>705300524
this
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>>705300683
>trips decides
>unless I decide I don't want to

fuck off.
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burn it in the microwave
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>>705300736
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>>705300944
merited because of faggot white knights like you
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>>705300268
free him
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Clip its wings and then put a needle through the center of its body so it is still alive but cannot escape, and then burn it
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>>705301328
Rolling for this again
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>>705301171
>faggot
>because killing a weak animal doesn't make me feel like a badass

:^)
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Remove the jar and try to set it on fire while it's flying around
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Awe just jizz on the damn thing already u new-fag
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>>705301328
Rolling yet again for this
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>>705301328
again...
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>>705301328
again
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eat it
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>>705301328
im done
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>>705300524
approves
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fuck it
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Take the torch and burn your pinkie.
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Build him a house
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smoke it
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set your house on fire
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>>705300268
jizz on it
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clip one wing, and 2 legs.
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>>705301701
i like this
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>>705301754
reroll
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>>705301328
+1 for this evil genius
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>>705300683
Let it live in your house then
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>>705301754
czeck em'
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soup, eat.
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Sharpie in pooper
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let him fly into neighbors house
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>>705300268
let it go
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>>705302004
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Fucking dab that shit
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>>705301986
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set your hair on fire and do a dance for him. He's the guest you have to entertain him.
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>>705302270
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grind him up and snort him. record it for us
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set him free
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clip wings then step on it
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>>705302336
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let him go outside
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>>705302336
this
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let it loose outside
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Get it high as fuck
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>>705302336
yhis
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>>705300736
>>705300904
>>705301558
>>705301655
>>705301661
>>705301899
Why the fuck do you keep sending Asian women in some sort of civic duty?
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>>705302503
this
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>>705302613
Watch your mouth, anon.
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>>705302613
Gotta send something right?
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>>705302336
How many more shots till I'm ROLLING?
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>>705302760
>>705302749
Why the Fuck do you have so many fucking pictures on this?
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set him free.
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>>705302760
And no. You don't gotta send something.
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At least give him a fair trial with /b/ as the honorable jury. Set his jail cell on fire if he's guilty otherwise set him free set him free.
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>>705302826
gotta have something, right?
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>>705302826
Only of those is me, the other is another anon, but I like his style.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ&t=0s ,,
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>>705300268
Masturbate on the bloody bastard and fuck it in the bugghole.
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>>705302855
this.
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>>705303017
similar source obviously
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Gas the fucker like Hitler did to the Jews
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>>705302873
I do.
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>>705300268
stick it in your anus
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>>705302270
Roll
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>>705303147
You are a good man anon.
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Burn the Fucker in a Microwave
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>>705301375
>animal
>is bug

fuck u and die u faggot
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>>705303131
rerolling
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Cut off wings and let it crawl up in your asshole
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>>705303371
so are you, anon.
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>>705300268

Rolling for you to cook it in a soup and eat it
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>>705303550
Rerolling
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Impale the bastard.
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>>705303648
Roll
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>>705303620
rerolling
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>>705303648
Reroll
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set him freee
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Smoke him out and be bros
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>>705303655
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>>705302503
Him?! HIM?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME IT'S GENDER?!

Free it tho
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>>705303914
rolloll
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let him go op
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Release it
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Let him go, bro. He's no danger to the castle.
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release the kriket
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Spray rubbing alcohol or acetone on it. Acetone preferable. Dunk it in maybe
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>>705303952
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>>705300268
Smash it with your cock then stick it up your ass anon
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Light on fire
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>>705304090
reroll
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>>705304056
this.
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Stream yourself cumming on it or pouring cum onto it while playing a funky beat, like Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours, or Kavinsky - Nightcall
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>>705304098
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>>705303550
This
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>>705300268
Blown from the guns... get imperial on his arse. You'll need a miniature cannon though.
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fucking eat it
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If you kill it, you will be admitting that a harmless moth was a threat to your home. If that's the case, your are an enormous pussy. Let it go. For the sake of your manhood.
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if you kill this kriket /b/ will hunt you down op. release him roll
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>>705304312
this
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Cut it's legs off and burn it.
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>>705300461
smoke it in that bong
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>>705304312
reroll
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You dare disobey trips??? Kill yourself, set bug free
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close him in a jar full of weed smoke. Post reaction.
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>>705304284
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>>705304328
this
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microwave it
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fuck it
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free it pussy
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>>705300268
>Set on fire
>cum on
>eat
>profit
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>>705304368
Re-Roll.
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SERENITY NOW
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>>705300268
put it in a bowl of cheese dip and boil it alive
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>>705304312
this
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Take a shit on it
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Shove it up your ass
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>>705304368
Rolling
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Put it in your nose
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>>705304368
Rolli.
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>>705304536
rollin
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Snort it up nose
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>>705304368
Roll
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>>705304529
Do it. PLease
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>>705303648
Final roll
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Stream yourself saying "I am terrified of bugs" and then kill yourself.
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>>705304424
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>>705304665
so close. reroll
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>>705300268
let it sting you on your dick
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don't eat it, inhale it
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get him high
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free it you ignoramus
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>>705304529
re-roll
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>>705300268
Glue it to the ground and burn that fucker.
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>>705304740
reroll
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>>705304655
nah he's going to snort it up his dick you dumbass

>>705304479
this.
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all of the above
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it goes up your ass
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Hold with tweezers, light a match under and cook it
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chop it up
do a rail
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Get a Syringe and inject it with coffee.
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>>705304962
rollin
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>>705304711
bit young for army I guess

also, what's the moth doing?
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Baaaaaiiiitttt!!!!!!
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feed it to someone without them knowing
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>>705305111
WINRAAAR
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>>705305111
Winrar.
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free it
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>>705305062
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Cut off antennae and set it free
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>>705305103
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Smash with hammer
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Light the contents of your wallet on fire and then free the bug. Afterwards, post an add on craigslist that says you are HIV positive and looking for a big HIV positive man to jizz in your ass. Contract HIV.
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>>705305111
winner winner moth and chicken dinner
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>>705305192
Roll
They just stumble around blind
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>>705305171
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>>705305111
this should be interesting response from op
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Roll it up in paper and smoke it
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Eat only it's wings off and put it in your ear canal
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>>705305218
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>>705305387
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>>705305111
Winnnrawr
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get high with mothbro faget
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will OP deliver?
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>>705305111
Yeah, definitely going to happen.
Didn't even do the bare minimum and say do it on stream. Nice.
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>>705305475
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Send it to valhalla he is awaited op
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