Hey /b/.
I tried to kill myself today.
Hospital stitched me up and sent me on my way.
Believed my bull shit story about falling on a piece of metal...
How was your day?
>>705299247
kill yourself
Good. Some idiot came in saying he cut himself on metal or some shit. Had to stitch him up. What a fag
eh. it was alright, nothing to eventful
>>705299247
Nice blog
>>705299247
There is a blue line you have to follow. You can't even do this right
>>705299428
you did a nice job.
>>705299556
i know. opps.
heat of the moment though. just kind went down.
then once it happend i was like "wtf did I do" so yeh.
Surprised they didn't evaluate me or question anything since the cut was so clean
Timestamp required
>>705299581
Yeah I try. Make sure not to scratch them and you can remove them in 5-6 weeks. If you need a stitch replaces I recommend a n urgent center instead of an er, its way cheaper
>>705299247
Im rock hard right now i wanna cum in your wound
>>705299247
pre good till i saw this post, fuck me, cant you people do anything right?
wanna really do it you attention seeking bastard
Fill a bath tub with cold water, get it, with a razer blade slice along the vain and end your life you attention seeking piece of shit
>>705299724
its kinda all wrapped up and shit but i can try it has the dressing on tho so you wont see anything
OP I am not sure you actually wanted to kill yourself.
Go talk to someone, I promise it can get better. It did for me.
>>705299247
You gave it a good go. What made you want to ill yourself? Who called the ambulance? Are you happy to be alive?
cool
>>705299247
did you freak out like a pussy and go there, or did you get caught like an idiot?
It never gets better op. But hang in there and suffer with everybody else.
Some times it takes almost dying to realize what your life is worth. You have worth OP, I sincerely hope you get better and realize you DO matter. Best of luck
Look on the bright side, you can always try again next time!
in the darkness.
>>705300282
OP respawned
>>705300357
Kek
>>705300357
Plot twist.. Tits or gtfo
>>705299247
Nobody cares.
>>705300357
idk why i need this much bandage
>>705300357
So did you just decide to go to the hospital? Why are you depressed? Or are you?
>>705299247
better luck next time eh?
lol jk, why are you trying to kill yourself? spare no detail.
>>705300463
That's a man, baby, yeah!
>>705300510
Post feet please
>>705299247
You did it wrong you fat fuck. The hospital didn't care about your weak fucking cry for help and neither do we. I can't even tell you to go anhero because you obviously don't know how.
Finish the job you pussy
>>705299247
did u do any nerve damage? can you feel all your fingers?
>>705299813
You know why no one likes you? It's not just because of shit like this, but it definitely contributes to the overall unpleasantness of your character. If you want to make friends close your fat halitosis producing pie hole and mind your own business and maybe people won't find you so repugnant.
>>705300613
WaIt is it really
>>705300463
lol fucj
>>705300510
You look pretty good, just sayin
>>705300661
This isn't a jack off thread. Jesus /b/
>>705300510
You survived this time.
It's another opportunity
i hope things get better for you
what medications are you on. better get them check'd
>>705300782
But we can make it one
>>705300357
dont kys youre too hot
>>705300767
Thanks those are fucking hot
>>705300839
none i should probably get on some lol
>>705300357
Don't know why you'd kill yourself.
Afterall, i'd fuck you OP.
>>705300740
Kek
>>705300767
You didn't even have to do that that's not the rules. If you bring up that you're female for no reason then you have to. Just clarifying with the Newfags who are not aware of why that rule is in place
I went over to a friend of mines house at 4am chatted for a bit passed out then got jumped on by her kid for 3 hours. Came home passed out. I t was dfifferent
>>705300767
And there is something about a hot depressed girl that is so attractive.
>>705300510
Because you're fat? I can't tell
You know op, I'm starting to think you didn't want to hear about my day, and just wanted attention instead.
>>705300767
Noice! Any more op? Preferably with the light on?
You're cute!
>>705300889
That's prolly why
>>705301056
i know but i've showed so many times before lol
so it doesn't matter
just never made some anhero thread
i'm just so fucked up mentally tonight
need to smoke more weed.
>>705301148
no shit cant u see all the fat tissue in my scar pic? lol
>>705299247
how was my day? pretty shitty thinking about killing my self everyday and all is just a mess. next time you try to kys go for something like a gun or a rope.
>>705301181
Well tell us all about your day
>>705301217
Fair point
Nice tits, OP. Don't forget, life is worth living
>>705301259
Smoking weed could be part of the reason you're so depressed op. Afterall, you could be smoking mah dick!
>>705301259
Why city? I got a lot
I have over 600 pictures of clowns in my fap folder. They have to be cute though, else it doesn't do anything for me.
I also have this really strange fetish where I basically want to donate my body to someone who will take one piece of it at a time and create artwork out of it. Like, chop of my leg and take out the bones and make it into a lamp or something. Little by little, I lose another part of me, but become another piece of art - And as I finally die, I am in a room surrounded by art made out of me, and the final words I hear is the artist who cut me up thanking me wholeheartedly for my donation. Fuck, the mere thought of that makes me want to cum.
>>705301424
i wanted to hit the thumbs up button
then i realized i've been on facebook way too much
>>705301259
plz come on myfreecams i wud pay i gues, do u have snapchat or kik or sumthing?
>>705300767
With titties like that, i'd fucking love to be the guy doing the post-mortem!
>>705301332
Come on man. We need to have better self esteem.all of us.
>>705299247
Let me get this straight, you fucking cut yourself up trying to kill yourself, have a hospital save your pathetic ass then go home all better? And then brag to /b/ about it? Your a fucking idiot. And here is another thing your not good at... Kys better dipshit. Nobody gives a fuck
>>705299247
OP take note faggot and don't go to the hospital its counter productive when you want to kys
>>705301597
Now THAT is encouragement enough OP not to do it!!!
>>705301323
I went to the mtg pre-release last night, was in a lol tourney today. Started contemplating my self worth and how much of a fuck up I am, then walked to a graveyard on an island. Now I'm here. wbu?
Also, op, how far back do these mental issues stretch and is there anything that is obviously the problem?
>>705301259
Why will anyone depressed with that much beautiful tits. Just play with them
Kik?
>>705301606
Settle down skippy
>>705301618
>>705301618
i don't even know if i really wanted to kill myself.
i've always cut just for the pain of cutting.
this time i just went really deep and almost down my main vein
idk what i was doing tbh
OP, your friends are the best solution to suicidal tendencies. The next time you get the urge, try and talk to them about it.
the right way asshole.
You look pretty get naked and show us no balls!
>>705301618
your retarded
Cut your clitoris next time.
>>705301259
Sharpie in pooper or gtfo
Why do you want to die?
>>705301823
cool do you have snapchat?
>>705301715
Sounds like a good day if you had fun. You're getting out and doing stuff and that's more than I can say
>>705301888
Listen to the Trips
>>705301306
Aw shit, I can see it.. fucking hell op, get your shit together
>>705301884
This guy survived you dumbass!
>>705299247
>thinking medical professionals can be fooled that easily
What are you 15?
>>705299581
The fuck is with that hair you hippie
>>705301823
>cut for pain
find a damn hobby and get out more stop being edgy
>>705301950
it's you're, as in, you are retarded.
>>705301888
trips demands
OP, if you're still here, don't take this the wrong way but.... I wanna suck on your wound.
>>705299247
>"tries to kill them self"
>drives to hospital to be fixed
classic woman
>>705302044
Doing stuff is easy. Doing stuff with people, or enjoying the stuff you are doing; those are hard.
>>705299247
Ah shirt. More stuff for those spooky pasta faffots to have for scary 4chan lists. I hate those
You can't do anything right in your life huh...
>>705302235
It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind
>>705300767
Attention whore. Go slit your wris- oh wait a minute, kek.
>>705300357
>>705300510
I thought that bandage was your arm, I nearly lost my shit.. The fuck am I doing in this thread at 5am, jesus.
>>705302235
>>705301479
>>705300767
I want to suck on your gash.
I mean your pusseh!
>>705301577
Get the fuck off of 4chan you fucking newfag
>>705301259
OP please can you write on a paper hi anon(my post number)
What does trips quads roll bump and dub means by the way i dont understand the 4chan language
>>705302250
Well take it from someone who has experience in this area. Don't stop doing stuff. Find reasons to go out and do stuff. You are still way ahead of me because you're actually doing things. Friends and shit will come. Just be sociable.
Op where do you live i wanna fuck you
where's op?
I'd duck you op let me at that snap or kik them you can get a pic of a real dic
>>705299247
too bad you failed
Get the fuck outta here kid.
>>705299247
When you're such a failure at life, that you even failed to end it
>>705302610
I assume you're not asking for permission or getting op to agree first, right?
Post more pics of your tits OP.
>>705300847
found the virgin
>>705300767
Need something more op!
>>705302750
> you failed to end it
So did you and everyone else in this thread
>>705302596
One of the biggest reasons I go out is because there is a state trail less than a mile away and its pretty fucking awesome. Last semester fucked me up and I started taking walks, now i cant stop
just take walks. walks make you a happy boy
show us your ass
>>705301259
Don't kill yourself... If you hate your life that much go fuck some nerdy white virgins and make some people happy.
>>705301594
fucking beta
>>705300357
Emily? wtf?
This is going round the school tomorrow holy shit
>>705302568
Dubs and quads comes from your post number. It's the no. Xxxxxxxx thing in posts.if a post number ends in a same digit twice then that's a dub or double. If it ends 4times, then it a quad or quadruple.
>>705299247
Do it again, but now do atleast 7 cuts in verical lines that are paralel to each other and have no more than 1cm of separation between them
>>705302535
whoa there, princess
ease up on the badassness
>>705303121
checkem
>>705303117
Do it and you're fucking dead asshole
>>705303117
if you were smart, you would let it be instead of being a cock about it
Weird they dont accuse people of both ing on drugs
>>705302946
Yeah I hear that a lot and I need to start doing that. Thanks for the tip bro. So y-you too. Keep walking and doing stuff you enjoy. I'm terrible with advice but that's the best I can do. I wish you luck
>>705301259
i also hate my life op. I want to die but could never kill myself due to the harm it would cause my family. So im stuck here.. being miserable.
I feel like i have no purpose in life.. Hopefully it gets better for both of us...
Post more nudes op
>>705302765
>asking for permission or getting op to agree first
>>705303117
sorry im 21 and not in school and my name is also not emily lol
but hey if it ruins her life go ahead
>>705302093
proof. and define "survived".
>>705303117
>>705303320
If he was smart he'd tell us more about her like her full name or social or what state she's in or something
>>705303117
Do it and we will hunt you down and destroy you. I'm sure Emily wouldn't mind giving us your details you fucking faggot!
>>705303373
nah its all good buddy. i wish you luck too
Femanon come back I love you I never felt this way my heart is beating so fast please talk to me come back
>>705303117
lies
>>705303117
haha i hope she sticks that knife right through your blouse and into your gut next haaaaaha
>>705303482
Here fine! He was allowed to leave hospital later that day. Just needed 3 stitches!
>>705303547
Thanks anon
>Mfw.
>This whole thread.
>>705303381
No one has purpose my man. The Universe is too incredibly large for anything to truly have a purpose. Just find something you want to do and do it. Simple as that.
so many white knights and thirsty bastards is this 4chan 2016?
>>705303320
No, If he was smart he would try to get on her good side and fuck her knowing she is vulnerable.
>>705301259
You're cute and pudgy. I dont know what it is, but something about seeing the fat in your arm makes you cuter. Really fucked up, but that's where my mind went
>>705302904
Well don't keep the man waiting op!!
It maybe cold where he is
>>705303785
4chan has changed these past 7 years.
>>705301479
I'm legit scared of you
>>705299247
ran into everyone i hate from work and have to act nice to them
>>705303769
Deep
>>705303826
> You're cute and pudgy.
> something about seeing the fat in your arm makes you cuter.
degenerate much?
Where's the cunt who can dump ColdnessInHerHeart when you need em', aye.
>>705301479
Fucking weirdo!!!
You fit in well here
>>705303476
>>705299247
Cant even kill your self right huh?
You cant do anything right can you?
>>705301479
Be sure to film it all for us.
>>705301479
stop being so fucking fat and that would have killed you
>>705299247
so you tried to kill self then had second thoughts?
>>705299247
yea ok fool. literally no fucking major vessels where you cut. who the hell cuts vertically? if you are gonna do it, do it right, horizontal on the wrist.
or if you weren't a dumbass, youd literally just shove a knife through your spine so that you lose feeling and you cut a major artery. sweet slow painless death. or if you fuck up and you live, you are paralyzed for life and live a long psycologically painful braindead death.
or just avoid both and NOT BE A PUSSY AND GO THROUGH LIFE LIKE A REAL MAN
bunch of slack jawed faggots around here
Dunno why, but thought I'd share. Had something kinda similar 11 years ago. 56 stitches. Overall I'm glad I was found, but would really like to get some tattoos to cover this shit up.
>>705304162
I KNOW. I never have thoughts like that, but something about seeing her insecurity about being fat, an then seeing the fat in her arm did it for me. If she was grossly obese it would be a whole different story. But she's just pudgy.
It probably has something to do with vulnerability and nakedness
>>705304643
Scars are badass. I wish someone would cut my face, maybe take out an eye
>>705299247
Join us.
>I will give you purpose.
>>705304579
*female
>>705299247
>>705299581
>>705300357
>>705300510
>>705300767
>>705301259
>>705304643
Committing suicide by cutting the wrists has a low success rate, which conveys how stupid you two are. Hell, as stupid as you are, you might as well retry and kill yourselves.
>>705303117
the responses to this comment summarize perfectly why /b/ is shit now
>>705304728
>Scars are badass
Not when it's self-inflected to get attention, like this faggot >>705304643
You're both cringe.
>>705303281
>>705303320
>>705303476
>>705303510
>>705303529
>>705303668
>falling for the obvious bait
>>705303562
>the only guy who gets it
Yep. Was over a decade ago. Was pretty lame. Not for attention tho, I intended to not be around for any kind of attention
>>705305108
You could always lie and say you were attacked by a mountain lion or something
>>705305097
this guy gets it too
>>705300357
this just proves women cant even kill them selves as effectively as men
>>705300767
AYYYYE
>>705305544
careful, youll trigger all the sensitive kiddos who seem to be in this thread
This thread is cancer. EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS A MONKEY NIGGER DICK SUCKER. (Except for me of course)
>reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Also your not a nigger dick sucker
>>705305358
You can buy a fake Rolex and tell everyone it's real or something, but inside you know you're a poor fag. See where I'm going?
>>705299247
Another white suburbanite thinking his life is difficult... God, you faggots are cringey.
>>705305836
Fair enough
>>705305841
>not knowing the circumstances
>calling it cringey
thats pretty cringey m8.
>me sticking up for a guy who probably doesnt have any problems and wanted to off himself anyway
thats pretty cringey too
>>705300767
kill yourself fatty
>>705305757
yeah im not a nigger dick sucker either. we're ubermenschen and we'll exterminater the ah nigger monkeys in this thread
>>705299247
>>>705300661
>This isn't a jack off thread. Jesus /b/
Every thread is a jackoff thread
Seriously man. If you are gonna go through with it, do something that leaves little doubt of living.
>>705306098
>me sticking up for a guy who probably doesnt have any problems and wanted to off himself anyway
You mean samefagging? That is pretty cringey.
Hey op. Show us your butthole.
>>705306474
thats pretty cringey bro
>>705300740
lmfao
>>705299247
Why couldn't you succeed, you lying sack of shit?
>>705306242
That's what you think.
>>705299581
OP confirmed landwhale bitch
>>705306242
>>705300782
Got my posts mixed up, my bad.
>>705307103
>>705307232
And again, I'm too tired for this shit.
>>705304895
kekles.
>>705299581
Fat chick detected
>>705299247
I worked all day and now I'm taking a big shit while cruising /b/.
couldn't you just get a syringe and cut it in half then insert in your vein so the blood just comes out until you die?
>>705300740
fucking savage
>>705305757
>Also
>>705303117
do it!
OP gone, abandon thread
>>705307411
How nice
gas is superior :^)
>>705303117
do it fagot
you cheese fucker.
Woke up hung over with some random chick. Kicked her out then started drinking and watching football. Its been an ok day
>>705303769
>>705308437
you can give blood until a bad is full, if you keep doing it you'll run out of blood. why does there have to be something on the other end of the needle? just let it keep going.
>>705309545
*bag*
OP?
>>705303529
fuck off whiteknight
>>705301056
You sound like a faggot
>>705303529
Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on /b/. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
>>705299247
How did it feel when you tried to kill yourself. Were you scared or what?
>>705310145
could Emma be Emily?
>>705300767
I'm a sick fuck with a self-harm fetish so if you ever lower your standards call me
What up Molly
>>705299247
finish the job you fat fuck
>>705310145
terry small???
>>705309798
You ARE a faggot. Thank fuck I just sound like one.
>>705309247
Nice
>>705300767
Yes hold on to that last little bit of value you have you slut
>>705299247
Been with a girl for ten years that acts like a ten year old. When i try to to talk to her or talk at all she just calls me names and get mad when i say shes bein a bitch. been drinkin myself to death for 5 years now. fucked other girls but i always come back. the definition of insanity.
>>705309545
Because a syringe needs negative pressure (vacuum) to draw out the blood
>>705310880
Draw the line. Dump her
If you're still here, what makes you happy?
>>705310145
fake. do not text its just an anon being gey
>>705310145
Text this faggot who can't accept text's from out of Canada.
>>705299422
i like this bread
>>705300357
>>705300767
>>705301259
id fuck the christ out of you
>>705299247
Why did you try to kill yourself? Just take some drugs. There's a pill for everything.
>>705301259
Show pussy, please? With better lighting, you r cutie.
>>705300767
good nipples :>
>>705300767
Of course being heavy is a disadvantage, but thankfully you have giant tits in addition to all the negatives. That's something to be grateful for. That's automatically a +2 on any 10 scale, and your face looked good unless your teeth are fucked up then you're really fucked. But don't kill yourself. I forgot that part.
>>705310880
>>705311238
yea dude theres other (more mature) pussy out there.
its not that hard if you actually try.
hang in there /b/
>>705300767
what's your kik?
>>705301479
Except you couldn't get hard because your dick was made into a garden gnome's cap.
>>705301056
it's actually the ONLY real rule, dipshit.
As soon as she showed her hair and we knew she was a chick, it's tits or gtfo. Been here since 08, don't preach about rules.
If you failed suicide, you fail at life.
I would say kill yourself but that sure isn't going to happen lmao
>>705303769
that actually made me really sad
>>705304643
Can you tell me what you did to treat your scars? They are the same color as your skin and look a lot better than mine.
>>705310145
Terry Small more like Very Small amirite?
>>705314367
how did you know it was me
what state do you live?
>>705314367
Kys
>>705313215
Trolling? Thing is tiny. If not link me please.
>>705315282
I really hope you are trolling
>>705300510
Tits or get the fuck out
>>705301259
Ashley?
>>705314367
Boosted af lmao
>attempts suicide
>still hasn't had enough attention
>comes onto /b/ to whore her face and body
This is some next level attention-whoring. Like I'm legitimately impressed
>>705315636
>>705300767
sincerly,
kill yourself.
>>705301479
you sound well adjusted
seriously where are you from?
>>705301884
That's an exit wound...
>>705312766
>thinks 08 is oldfag
>greentext
>>705299404
Seconded. Try again
>>705303529
fucking cancerous whiteknight
>>705300077
>> did you freak out like a pussy and go there, or did you get caught like an idiot?
Kekd & Checked
>>705299247
lostallhope.com
This site has objective information on suicide lethality and methods. It provides resources about not killing yourself and also avout killing yourself. It tells you to please reconsider killing yourself, but here are the methods amd consequences.
Please consider checking it out.
I dont know you, but i love you.
Lol just buy some weed and listen to RATATAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcywgEMuG
>>705301479
There's some foreign horror movie (eastern European I think) that's kind of a connected anthology that has one storyline that's a little bit like the fetish you described.
The only part I clearly remember was a scene in which a dude fucks a tub of rotting pig parts while fantasizing about some gross landwhale housekeeper. Hopefully that's enough for you to find it, you could probably bust a fat nut to the movie
>>705316765
Wrong link, here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlcywgEMuGI
>>705316116
Differentfag here. Been around since 04. Don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread and haven't had a random boner since I was 24; 3 years ago.
>>705299247
Woke up at 2 pm with a seizure and gout pain after a night of failure. Spaced out on the drive home and came to probably 10 minutes later. Felt retarded the whole day. Couldn't think straight, tired, and had emotional outbursts the whole day. Tried to fap but couldn't because of random shit going through my head and it took all my concentration just to get a mediocre orgasm. Now my eyes hurt. I haven't really hit a point where I have to kill myself, but that is damn close
>>705299247
Op, they didn't believe it, they knew.
watched the magnificent 7 was a pretty good day
>>705299247
way to go nerd
you've got your second chance
take it and try again or try to improve your shitty ass life
>>705317362
Hospitals are legally required to put you in mandatory inpatient care if they suspect a suicide attempt
>>705301259
send more tit pics, those are fucking amazing
>>705300767
Man don't do it. Just keep living. After all once you hit rock bottom what do you have to lose? You got a place to live and food to eat. Don't let your life go to waste. I'm not trying to white knight or anything, because in all honesty I don't care. But you should live.
>>705299247
Why did you not slice your throat you fucking idiot, its much quicker.
>>705302152
… or its
your retard Ed
>>705301969
>people in Louisiana were like
>>705300767
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I'm late in this thread. GREAT TITS!
>>705299247
are you from Nebraska?
>>705301259
Would you take a shit on me?
>>705318022
Op I would suck your soul out through those nipples no joke
>>705317857
Because she didn't want to die, she wanted attention. Take this thread as further evidence
OP here, trying to upload a video of me fingering / spreading ass, any suggestions?
>>705301259
>weed
There's your problem. That shit will make you crazy.
>>705318564
Take a shit while doing it
>>705318210
Fucking attention whores... There are like two slicers in my class and i ask them:
"If you really want to die why not slice your throat or something other quick shit..."
AND THEY DONT ANSWER. Allahu akbar i'm full of this shit.
>>705318564
rolling for razors in vagina
>>705318630
This. I want to see your shit.
>>705301259
Tiffany??
>>705318768
your day must have been hard too
>>705319031
Good guess, but 60% of suicidal self-harmers are named Tiffany so it's not that impressive
>>705299247
>cuts down
>fucks up anyway
Wew lad.
As for me, I actually got to practice my second amendment rights for the first time today. Was pretty fun just shooting the shit in the desert.
>>705301888
trips DEMAND it
Hey OP, you wouldn't happen to have a K cut into your leg or anywhere would you?
>>705303117
L00000000000000l
>>705299247
my day was pretty chill. I'm still having an existensial crisis due to my profressor's lecture about how nothing is actually touching. And that my displacement is a big fat zero at the end of a day. Everytime I think about it I scare myself.
>>705319557
eh you get over it.
emergent qualities and all
>>705299581
Why is your arm so freaking small and fat? Are you a fat midget or something?
>>705319193
fucking kek /b/ro
>>705301259
Hey cmon ur great. Nothings wrong with ya
>>705300510
Again, why is your arm so freaking short and fat?! It's freaking me out!
>>705319976
Because she's fat. Trust me, fat girls know how to work lighting and camera angles to make their faces appear normal. The same magic can't be applied to arms
