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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
OG Drink Flavoring reporting
Claiming Felix
>>705299100
Trap neko cute neko.
Calamity-masu'd
>Best fox claimu
still here
>>705299197
Nep, guess who!
>>705298097
I-It's okay, you don't have to remember me I guess. Hmph..
>>705298510
I can see the resemblance. And im so late on her battle skirt. I just noticed
>>705298533
Why not blue?
>>705298610
Lmao having fun?
>>705298659
Sleep paralysis is normal. You just woke up but your muscles are too relaxed to move
>>705298758
Because I love you and want you to get your rest, neppy
>>705299270
*fluffs the foxs tail*
>>705299197
Trap neko worse neko
>>705299401
Sup Shinoa
Here
>>705299401
Late on her battle skirt?
>>705299326
... was I drunk?
>>705299270
...
Suika claimed!
>>705299670
..probably. You were already drinking, and I said we'd get drunk together someday, and you tried to guilt me into drinking with you..
Anyone want to play risk or warlight
Who are these fucking newfags
Shinobu claimed
>>705299440
Pat the Alice
>>705299670
I don't think someone as small as Suika can handle these
>>705298171
Yuuki!~
I'm getting gud at smash.
>>705298446
I like doing FALCON PUNCH all day erry day.
lewd get
>>705299974
I would wreck you with kirby
>>705299887
Wow, I sound like Rory. Well, okay, someday! I guess I don't see you around much, so maybe that's why I'd forgotten.
>>705299969
Suika can punch the moon. She can take any mams you throw at her.
>>705299445
So close, cheshy. So close!
>>705299551
Thats a cute smile
>>705299553
Hello old friend
>>705299609
Yes I am
>>705299670
You're always drunk though like
>>705299880
Him here :^)
>>705299974
I've never played as him before. Well not thay I remember of
>>705300162
Another Kirby main. What up
>>705299401
and the feeling of an endless jump scare too?
>>705300243
huh. I strongly doubt anyone here is newer than me, yet I am not listed. strange.
>>705300162
Fuck off faggot
>>705300193
That's okay, I used to just hang around here for Kagami when they posted.
Have a nice night!
>>705300283
I'm just confused by what that means
>>705300301
Your brain is sending a signal to your heart since your heart is slowing down. Brain thinks your heart is failing
>smug
>>705300283
Not always! Only when I need it... Fuck
>>705299880
Bote
>>705299969
>
>>705300243
Am I a double new fag because you got me twice? I could have told you I was new retard, I started a month and a half ago
>>705299401
I never sleep so early! It's barely 1 am, mom, and I'm a big Nep already, you know?
>>705299445
Maybe.
>>705299326
Madoka.
>>705299670
You're always drunk, Suika.
>>705300168
Mmmmmmmm
Nice FEET
Claimed.
>>705299401
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
>>705299880
Having a pleasant night, Boss?
>>705300561
How are you Shizuru?
>>705300283
>Thanks, I love a lot of the old manga artwork. Never read it, but I think the art itself is amazing.
>>705300162
I'll fuckin fite you.
>>705300283
Captain Falcon is a lot of fun imo. Kirby can be fun too tho.
>>705300409
Yuuki~
>>705300423
I'm glad I'm normal then
>>705300446
Acadie
>>705300700
An awful one, actually
Got some friends to cheer me up tho
Seriously who the fuck are you guys?
I only know shizuru, Discount Megumeme, and Shinoa
What happened to Tatsumaki? Tatsuta? Hand? Shiki? Tenryuu? Holstaurus? Lewd Megumeme? Kagami?
>>705300472
That's not a nice welcome your dear friend.
>>705300283
I'm not! I haven't drank in like a week! Makoto won't let me.
>>705300332
Grats Nui
>>705300384
Aww, leaving? Well, okay. Goodnight!
>>705300515
You just shh.
>>705300857
Hand left months ago. Also, the Cold War is over.
>>705300561
Meow
>rattle
>>705300846
Please no
>>705300384
Kagami became a normie, I doubt he will ever come here again.
>>705300759
Eru!~
>>705300193
I'm not so sure about that
>>705300446
So have you decided if you are going to sleep yet?
>>705300857
>Kagami
Kagami is super busy and rarely goes online anymore.
>>705301034
That's not true..I think..
>>705300984
Mm I just lurk and rarely post nowadays.. Night!
Claiming Miia.
>>705300857
>Kagami
He's...gone.
>>705300857
>Tatsumaki?
Still lurks, come by the afternoon.
>Tatsuta?
Literally who
>w
>h
>o
>Hand?
Left
>Tenryuu?
Stuck in the ts3
>Holstaurus?
Left because there wasn't enough people he knew.
>Lewd Megumeme?
who
>Kagami?
No idea.
>>705300984
The truth is out there.
As is your alcohol consumption.
>>705300857
Tatsumaki is in college somewhere in England I believe, Tatsuta disappeared as far as I'm aware. Hand left the thread, but often posts as another avatar. Shiki shows up sometime. Holstaur is gone(?) Lewd Megumeme is rip and Kaga is moving out and busy
>>705301001
Deportation awaits you :^)
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>705300857
>Tatsuta?
TenTen's cute sister, he was quite nice.
>>705301129
Well, I'm in bed. But not sleeping yet
>>705301244
I was born here, where will the deport me to?
>>705301237
>No Anomaly
That's how I like it.
>>705301439
No Ginko or Stocking either, but no complains, am I right?
>>705300846
Ah, bummer. Well it's nice that they're there for ya. Hope it gets better.
>>705301237
Holy shit how new are you?
Tatsuta is Tenryuu's sister
Lewd Megumeme was one of the 5 megumemes and posted Megu lewds often
>>705301244
Hello Dollar Store Megumeme
Also what happened to the bongo?
>>705301429
Muh feelz
hellooooo
>>705301567
I think stocking was here the other night. Someone with that name was anyway
>>705300892
:,^)
>>705301439
Stalker, what is you of doing here, has you got rid of the Streliok already?
>>705300409
Oh! I'm saying i am layer on the battle skirt lol. For some reason I always saw it as a dress
>>705300428
This doesn't sound good
>>705300472
You'll always be my little nep
>>705300700
Like you'll belive that you'll live from that fall? Holy shit dude the chain isn't holding onto anything. If it was, her finger wouldn't even support that impact. It'll break her finger! I'm legitimately concerned about that pic
>>705300749
It's gorgeous for sure dude. And by the filename, youre leaving?
>>705300759
I think I played as samus and fox too
>>705300808
>adorable pic
Yes you are. We all have it
>>705300984
Good
>>705300857
New anons. Old Tatsuzu, idk. Tatsuya, idk. Hand left in June. Ten ten is Rarley around. Holstaur left without a goodbye. Has contacts of some anons, lewd megumeme must be doing millitary stuff. Same with kagami but I have him on discord. May i ask who is this?
>>705301673
Emi!
A-Are you the Emi that always posts? I may have had a good conversation with you when I was anon once..
>>705301431
Yeah, that's every night for me
until about 3 a.m.
>>705301723
First I must ask:
Is English your native language?
>>705301567
True, very true.
I guess the musicjerk died out.
>>705301690
Multiple times, but I still need to scrounge over the X-18 tens of times.
>>705301673
Fastest waifu on no legs????
>>705301723
Ohh, okay, yeah, I think it could work as a really short dress too. Don't you know that tactical battle dresses are thing?
>>705301605
>Holy shit how new are you?
A lot.
Megumin posters are seasonal thrash anyway.
Still no idea whoever Tatsuta is.
>>705301678
Welp, if he posted, I pretty much missed it.
>>705301797
Spaniard Emi is kill.
>Thanks, me.
>>705301875
And it's all your fault.
>>705301567
Stocking was here a few days ago
>>705301588
Yeah, we had a blast. Made me forget about things
And what about you? Doing fine?
>Also, if it's the 25th for you as well, then it's Britfag's birthday
>>705301605
>le obligatory REEEEEE
The bongo still visits the thread from time to time
He's on Telegram
>>705301723
;-;
>>705301960
You did miss Stocking.
>>705301429
I mislinked it seems.
>>705301960
You killed Spaniard Emi?
I'll keep lurking until they're back..hmph.
>>705301960
>Seasonal thrash
Sounds like my genre fam
Sign me up for a megumin
>>705301797
I mean I'm on often i guess and I usually talk to people. It's more of a matter of time frame. I've been here for about 2 months I think
>>705301989
howdy
>>705301673
Hello!
>>705299933
checked
>>705301237
I don't usually visit /mai/, so I'm not familiar with anyone here.
>>705301567
Stocking is still around sometimes.
>>705301875
What kind of guns do you like to use while playing? I often go with high caliber sniper rifles and maybe a sawed off shotgun in case I need to go into tight spaces.
>>705301723
><3
>>705301673
Hi there!
QoTT: How long have you been on /waifu/
>before threads were 24/7
>>705301832
I generally try to sleep at 1. If I try hard enough I'll fall asleep
>>705302359
like 5 days.
>>705302283
>>705302346
>>705301723
>>705301588
Hey! what's up?
>>705302359
Lurked occasional for about three months, posted a month and a half
your all losers and should cry for that
everyone r8 my waifu i need reassurance that i made a choice
>>705302359
sometime in june or july(xXProLurkerSkilzXx) before that i would just skim these sometime last year
>>705302359
who cares
>>705301960
Now you're lying, none of my fault.
I'm as innocent as the newcomers come.
>>705302346
I always used to carry an AK-variant and an VSS/SVD if possible, but the shotguns got me in the end with their capability of wrecking monsters so easily.
>>705302359
Late 2015
>>705301854
It's not lol
>>705301912
I know it from ancient times. I've seen leather skirts and all. Not sure about medival times but in star wars, the clone troopers call it a kama
>>705302010
There there
>>705302346
Are you smacking me with that, young lady?
>>705302359
I was there before it became 24/7. I remember popular anons like, OG emi, tats, hand, Galko, kagami. Hell back then, emi, Virgil and some others told me I got popular REALLY fast
>>705302589
Playing halo
>>705302606
She's good
>>705301723
good I can go to bed peacefully
goodnight
>>705302359
End of April
I posted only once in February though
>>705302569
kek
>>705302692
Thank ya..
>>705302782
goodnight!
>>705302787
what is funny about that? everyone has to be new at one point or another, yes?
>>705302692
>I was there before it became 24/7
Good b8.
>>705302692
Today I learned what a they're called! What are you up to?
>>705302630
Where are your twins, S-mug?
>>705302692
>Virgil
I remember when he posted way more. I remember when Kyouko was just a baby. Remember the Yuno Wars?
>>705302787
Anyone that arrives during summer or after summer 2016 is new af
>>705301723
Ever seen The Amazing Spider man game? Where the web just plasters itself onto anything no matter how high you are? Think of it like that, the chain connects to any surface. Besides, I'd catch her anyways.
>>705302010
That's good to hear. Doing fine, just sick.
>Will be at the end of the hour. Tell him Happy B-Day and to keep up the excellent taste for me, if you can please.
>>705302589
Ayy Emi. Not much, just chilling, trying to drown out being sick. How about you?
>>705302782
Good night
I'm gonna hit the sack too. Good night waifu
>>705302856
I remember the fucking /a/ thread OG Mio made nigga
ITT: Newfags who think they know what /waifu/ is all about
>>705302359
7 months.
So you can claim anyone who isn't posted?
>>705303122
give it a rest, nobody cares about your elitism
>>705303122
it's all about getting e sex, obviously
>>705303122
This.
>>705303040
Syndra made threads 24/7 on January
Don't bait this hard
>I remember the fucking /a/ thread OG Mio made nigga
You're spooking me there, Graf.
>>705302921
one is probably sleeping not sure i have anymore twins past that
>>705302921
Kyouko was never a baby. But I was the first person to greet him.
What is this?
>>705302692
Moooom, chill, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends!
>>705302782
Night!
>>705302359
A week? I dunno, yeah I would say a week.
>>705302589
Nothing much, just killing time, what about you?
>>705302606
>Sl00t/10
>>705302636
Ah, I'm a it rusted on my stalker culture, I only really liked the hunting shotgun and the sawed off one, even though they weren't as nice and spectacular as the others, they still were extremely decent when it came to kill anything standing on the end of the barrel, also they were dirt cheap to fix and upgrade.
>>705303122
Isn't it about the ebin memes XD?
Best type moon claimed
>>705303518
OwO
>>705302692
combat evolved?
>>705302589
im alright i guess, got work tomorrow :c how about you?
>>705303549
just playing some wow and smoking. waiting for anything?
What about that edgy as fuck Kirino guy? Did he finally an hero?
>>705302850
Yes, of course~
>>705302921
I'm almost new af then
>>705302929
Sick? Having a cough there?
>I will tomorrow, cheers man
>>705303664
>>705302782
Night midnight
>>705302787
I won't ask on what's it about
>>705302856
I came to thread around late Feb, early March. How long would you say I was around?
>>705302902
Learn something new every day. Halo. You?
>>705302929
What are the chains made of?
>>705302963
Night
>>705303122
I'm a new fag
>>705302921
YES the yuno wars. Edgy yuno vs you know. Remember when dio interfered with the twother? Or when Dio would make perfect breads?
>dude TG lmao
>>705303549
The Chaser 13's quite useful when fully upgraded and Eliminator's just OP as hell with the magazine capacity it has.
Why are there no husbandos?
>>705303753
bully!
>>705303766
gottem
>>705302692
If I remember right, "kama" is what the Samoans call it. They wear those in battle (even was part of their uniform in WWII).
>>705303499
This is because Kyouko is a robot.
>>705303811
A T A G O
FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT YOU NIGGA WASSUP
>>705303873
What do you mean?
>>705303889
>This is because Kyouko is a robot.
with a heart of gold.
>>705303873
What are you? Gay?
>>705303808
>Dio
Claimed
>>705303811
DUDE HUGBOX LMAO
>>705303122
I tend to stay quiet unless Hanako shows up.
>>705303187
Anyone or anything.
>>705303873
Felix.
>>705303873
Kuro no Raida is my husbando
>>705303994
Why overload of waifu
>>705302692
thanks, halo? what are you a pleb, not getting an og xbox and halo 2 then porting only halo 2 instead of making a emulator like the cool kids smh
>>705303549
yours is a retard/10
why are you on so l8
>>705303748
theres still a kirino here, gets on later
>>705303549
Oh no. Don't you 'mooooom' me, young lady
>>705303718
Chief collection
>>705303811
I wonder who could this be. Surely it's not OG atago
>>705303960
Is it really or one of the older anons fucking with us how remembers?
>>705303889
I believe so. Kama was also a Japanese scythe thing
>>705304049
>Dio sama...
>>705303808
Oh hell yeah, I love Halo. Which one? I'm working on the soccer field still, can't get the logic for scoring to work.
>>705304237
I'm not cool though
>shinoa
>>705303873
This is a husbando
This is the best husbando
>>705304136
DUDE NEWSHITS LMAO
>>705303718
Not really, it's just that I tend to go to sleep more late.
>>705303853
But the shotguns were for stray mutants, for anything else, sniper rifle. The accuracy of those are just lovely.
>>705304237
I don't like sleeping. What's your excuse?
>>705304252
But whyyy?
a very late claim
>>705304420
Lol no Kuro is 10x better than that seasonal trash
>>705303718
Ew, at least there's money involved. Not a whole lot, easy night, a simple time.
>>705303753
Cough, vomit, mucus, overwhelming sense of wanting to die. The bread and butter :^)
>Much appreciated. Thank you.
>>705303808
Hopes, dreams, reinforced steel.
>>705303873
>Mi Liu
>Dio
>Felix
>Spike
>Play Destiny daily
>Play Expansions upon release
>Deal with tons of bullshit
>RNG still fucks with me
C'MON BUNGIE THE RAID WITH CLAN IS TOMORROW
>>705303808
I just need to set my mind on something else for tonight
How it goes for ya man?
>>705303884
Fine, no more bullying the Betty
>>705304767
Looks like an average night drinking :^)))
>Anytime
>>705304206
Shit happens.
>>705304642
Unless you're going inside one of those caves filled with snorks, now there you'd be fucked with scoped weaponry.
>>705304887
now let's not be hasty here.
>>705304856
good luck, raids hard especially if you're under 360
>>705304856
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>705304308
not just the cool kids, everyone except for plebs does it you ninny
>>705304642
i don't have a job or school and its 9:30
>>705304104
>>705304856
stop playing destiny because you know it sucks
>>705298981
You know these threads are against the rules right. Can someone flag this?
>>705304141
Did someone call me?
>>705304499
DUDE
JAIL
LMAO
>>705305086
Unsure if you're the actual Hanako. Mild hesitation.
>lick
>>705302359
Lurked since March, actually started posting in July.
Also good evening all!
>>705304499
I have the sauce
>>705304306
Cheif collection
>>705304420
Nope. That goes to spike and Dio
>>705304642
Cause you're being naughty
>>705304767
Wew. I thought breasts were filled with hopes and dreams
>>705304787
>forgetting vigil
>>705304887
Alright man. Hope you're taking it easy. Pretty well. Playing halo here
>>705305083
I'm a pleb too
>>705305235
Vigil is A guy?
I thought Vigil was a reverse trap
>>705305165
D U D E
OUTER SPACE
>L
>M
>A
>O
>>705304914
That's when the shotguns come in play! Also I go with a supressed handgun, I forgot the name but the caliber was .45
>>705305083
... you win this time.
>>705305235
Alright, I'll go to sleep in 20, you happy?
>>705305414
I don't know what's happening but I like where this is going.
>>705305235
Nice, I wanted to play it but I don't own an Xbone
>>705304973
>354
Fuck me time to git gud.. I know my clan is going to be useless since they just returned and did pretty mediocre in the old raids we did this morning
>>705304978
YUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
>>705305083
Kiss my ass
>>705305222
I'm the real one, because you're my nibble rival, and I'm yours.
>nibble nibble
>>705304642
fair enough, whatcha killing time with?
>>705304767
yeah im not to excited. gonna ask for oct 24th off. A buddy and I are going to drive over to Salt Lake City to go see a Tool concert. makes me somewhat excited to go to work lol
>>705305573
Wrath of the machine screws you if your team isn't running perfectly in a lot of parts
>>705305585
I didn't really see you come in, so I was a bit confused.
>happy nibble
>>705305363
Vigil is a dude with long hair
>>705305543
Very :)
>>705305550
You're not missing out on much. Same old stuff but with all 4 games with MC
Megumin claimed
>>705304939
I mean, we began our business pretty hastily..
>Not as fast as another did though~
>>705305235
Of course, we wouldn't want to to dive into the pits of depression now, would we? :^)
Halo.. Ah the memories
who cares holy fuck
its just a thread
if you dont like it fuck off to telegram or steam or whatever
>>705305843
bullying the beatrice is something you must do though.
>>705305851
Who's that?
