ITT: Poorly explain games and other anons guess
>Hardmode: Don't mention Dundertale
>4 players
>fuck shit up
>beefy mcbeeferson
>>705281378
Need to save Barrack Obama's daughter.
>>705281627
Resident evil 4 nigga
>>705281378
Shooting bad guys that are all sorts of colours and later have to fight popcorn and the main objective is to destroy the one ring.
>>705281378
Left 4 dead
Or how to fuck yourself up
>>705281874
Mutha fukkin castle crashers?
>>705281378
Fusion Frenzy
beefy mcbeeferson = samson
You kill thousands of Chinese people without thought.
>>705281378
don't do this, you'll fuck up your hand and will need a surgery.
>>705281378
Castle Crashers
>>705282226
Battlefield 4
You chase a loli and kill nurses.
immortal skeletons
Medieval set online game from our childhoods
>>705283172
>>705283014
Silent hill?
>Wait patiently for update 1.1
>Forever
>>705283522
stardew valley. SAME THO
>>705283126
Undertale
*breaks dick*
>>705283630
Darksouls ?
>>705283622
This nigga is in the know
>>705282396
ding
>only the beta and alpha was good
>only betas and 12 year olds play this game
>hitler's knitters
>>705281378
Like, kill green guys and stuff.
(Hint, it's an RTS)
>In love with a teenage hooker
>Get her to a nurse when she miscarries all over the floor
>She becomes a pornstar
>Restart the game
>You save her with your magical healing cock
>She's the nurse now
Protip: Most of these characters aren't human
You're an Italian who has too rid your house of all the ghosts.
>"Artificial difficulty man!"
>>705282226
Hong Kong 97
>Cry a lot
>Cry some more
>Become an atheist
>>705284133
Luigi's Mansion
>>705284133
Luigi's Manson, you easy mode nigger.
>>705284133
Luigi's Mansion/ Dark Moon
>>705284201
>R9K: The Game
>>705284201
Isaac
>Go to toolshed
>Murder its inhabitants with a gun
Go out in street
>Kill giant slug
>Go search for girlfriend
>Kill jellyfgish with a jackhammer
>Find girlfriend
>She's a pregnant zombie
>now there are two of you
>>705281378
Ow that looks painful no thanks
>zombies
>save loli
>make bad jokes
>>705281378
I had to wear a wrist brace for 2 weeks after doing that. No joke
>>705284371
This but really this >>705284327
>>705284434
Works every time though. The days of beating my meat are long gone.
>>705284327
kek
>the fuck am I
>the fuck is this
>punchy punch kick
>блят
>syringe
>REEEEEEEEEE
>>705282177
Nope
>>705281378
>Can't wait to be a cop, a real hero like my brother
>Do a good job, higher ups really love me
>So cool I wear my shades during night operations
>Hero brother turns out to be double agent
>What a shame
>Agency you work for is now after brother
>Brother tells you he's gay
>brother is kill
>spend rest of game reuniting asians, uncovering conspiracies, working with brothers ex boyfriend, illuminati
>main character's a mute
>wears slightly tight cargo pants
>works for the mob
>set in the year of a terrorist attack
>series is extremely popular
>You are slowly dying, except you're not
>Fuck your best friend, she turns from a dominant bossy girl to a beta at the sight of your cock
>Fuck your teacher, she was a fraud all along
>Fuck the only hot girl you know
>She's actually a tree
>>705281378
FUCK ! DONT DO THIS SHIT MY TENDON IS FUCKED
>>705284166
Kirby?
>Advertised 60 fps
>Plays at 30 if you're lucky
>4 if you aren't
>Got a fucking THIRD game somehow
>>705281874
Halo 1 nigga
Let's kill prostitutes and get chased by the cops
>FBI agent investigates small town murder
>Deep plot
>Plays just like Silent Hill
>R,G,B,O
>slash, swoosh
>Sandwich
>FUCKIN' RIPPED
>>705281378
Ouch that actually hurt you douche
>>705284459
The Last of Us
>>705284026
Minecraft?
>>705284829
Black Cocks 3?
Kid’s toy instrument gets stolen; Goes to get it back by collecting lots of masks and saves the world in the process.
>>705284900
Outlast 2
>>705284698
GTA III
>Beat up French Pussy
>Beat up old man with big moustache
>Beat up Japanese guy
>Beat up Spaniard
>Beat up Royalty
>Beat up poo in loo
>Beat up bald guy
>Beat up a bunch of guys you already fought again
>Beat up Drunkard
>Beat up Nigger
>Beat up Surfer
>Beat up sunglasses nigger
>>705284896
Saints Row nigger
>>705285071
Nope. Nothing like Silent Hill
>>705285032
Majora's Mask.
>>705284166
HAHAHA
Gundam but with animals
Time traveling teenager saves the world. He’s then sent back in time to before he saved the world. So the world is still in danger.
>>705281378
>>705285182
Ocarina of Time
>>705285177
Zoids battle legends
>>705285085
Punch Out for the NES
>Then get raped by Mike Tyson or Mr Dream
>>705285182
Existence is Wierd, right?
>>705285182
Jak 2 ?
Animal Abuse Simulator 1996
>>705284829
>Dad is very powerful man who wants you to follow in his footsteps
>You're an insignificant little bastard who has to clean up after him all the time
>All you want to do is play with your balls
>Salt powered robot
>MLG
>Naruto
>Hawkeye
>Mad Max
>Roller disco
>Clock
>WHAT TIME IS IT
>Bae
>Medic
>Rocket jump
>Edgelord
>Hammertime
>Fat scorpion
>Call of duty
>Car wash
>Engineer
>CATCHPHRASES
>Wallhacks
>Harambe
>Buff tumblrina
>A E S T H E T I C
>Go to sleep
>>705285368
Pokemon Red and Green
>bludgeon children with a wrench
>take drugs
>get shit ending
>>705285265
go forward in time in that game
>>705285265
DING DING
>>705285417
Overwatch
>>705284886
MA dude
>>705285417
Overwatch
>>705285459
Bioshock
>>705285468
And then you go back in time at the very end
>>705284829
crysis 3
>work for asshole
>work for fat asshole
>meet qt
>she likes animal cock
>kill fat asshole
>kill old candyass
>time travel
You have to collect crystals to stop an evil scientist and his evil tiki mask.
>>705282226
Dynasty warriors
Faggot angel tries to destroy the world cause racists killed his sister. Also the on off bad guy is your dad and you find out your "dog" is a legendary creature destined to become a hero and fight evil. Oh and you failed at making a sandwich
>3 Guardians
>Killed wife and son. 0 fucks given
>Sugar
you investigate your own murder
>>705285658
Crash bandicooooot
Child's younger sister gets kidnapped by a big ass bird.The child then joins up with pirates and sails around a bunch to save her.
>>705283014
Bioshock 2
>>705285658
Crash Bandicoot
>>705285658
That one dead series about the orange mongoose
>>705285300
Nice you got it
>>705285817
Silent Hill nigga
>>705285417
>A E S T H E T I C
I love you
>>705285085
Punch out my nigga!
>>705285811
Wind Waker
>>705285507
>>705285557
Winrar
>Lovecrafting beasts attack!
>major promotion
>redshirts wear green
>pirates will be pirates
>evacuate some outposts.
>good luck, try not to die.
>Or run out of fuel.
>>705284896
gta
>>705281378
>Oh no wife is kill
>Robot nigga with fedora
>Kill bald guy
>Kill son
>Blow up his legacy
>It's just a prank
>Masturbate to reload
>Take a shit
>Play with your pussy at the hotel
>>705281378
Castle Crashers.
>>705285855
I loved that game, been trying to get a copy.
>>705284900
Alan Wake?
Easy mode:
>distract troops with soft core jap porn
>slip on birdshit
>beat up some guys brother
>do naked cartwheels while sneezing
You're a fury, all the other furries are dead
You must work with tiny tin man to stop a worm taking over the world
There are pirates, in space
You have gun that shoots jello
>I'd come home everyday and play it, and felt empty inside when it was over
>>705282226
buying an iPhone 7
> beat guy fieri
> beat aqua mans bitch
> beat private ryan
> beat weed girl
> beat fuggin psycho bitch
> muh naruto
> gramps you are on fire
> oh it was italian mafioso all along
> wow this is cold
> bruce lee what are u doin here
> spooky granma what u doin here why didnt you put out the fire on gramps
> wow ur edgy
> time to beat the guy i named ASSFART
>>705285986
Flappy bird
>>705285984
The worst Fallout. Fallout 4.
>>705285569
correct
>>705285984
fallout 4, easy
>be nigger
>Not nigger
>Oh shit nigger again
>Great, not nigger
>Dammit nigger again
>not nigger, roll credits
>You like baseball
>Find a cat
>You gotta kill ghosts
>You find some druggies
>Druggies head's explode and you kill them
>You kill some skeleton guy who swears too much
>A baby laments his death
>You find another cat
>The other cat chokes on a talking bird
>You kill the bird
>That baby laments his death
>The druggies like sugar
>You find a fat guy
>Kill him
>The baby laments his death
>You kill your wife
>The baby was your baby
>Kill the baby
>Kill the first cat
>Fuck the world
>>705284512
lmao why did you do it
>>705285650
Bump
>>705285777
Murdered soul suspect
>Be rich playboy
>Some faggot kills your dad and two brothers
>Bring mom and sister to uncle's house to hide from him
>Find uncle's secret basement
>Join his secret society
>Climb fucking everything
>have a shit life but be badass anyway
>become addicted to drugs
>have to raise kid
>kid kidnapped
>Pummel people while ODing
>die
>>705281378
Build shit and kill green guys.
>>705281929
Is it... Half Life?
>>705284655
nice dub
Sleeping Dogs
>>705286112
Heh, I smurked
Gg post
>>705286080
My nigga. MGS 2
>go to sky
>commit mass murder
>get shit ending
>>705286074
Closer. It's more obscure.
>>705281378
get whip
whip upgrades
demons
>>705286116
FUCKING KEKEMON
You're a Google, have to commit crime get evicted and in the take out corruption.
>>705286116
pokemon red/green
>>705284608
bioshock
>>705286297
minecraft
>be angry
>Punch everything
>>705286381
YES YOU GOT IT MY BABYBOY
>nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay luigi?
>I hope she made lotsa spaggheti
>Luigi, look!
>It's from bowsah!
>Dear pesky plumbers...
>>705286174
GTA V you racist cuck
>>705284608
Mother russia bleeds?
>>705286126
Got em good
>>705286377
Onimusha and I'm not OP
>>705286436
No, but close.
It's an RTS.
>>705286313
Nope
>>705286174
gta san andreas
>>705286209
Because I'm fucking retarded. I did like 10 times until it hurt and i could barely move it the next day
>>705286538
Not this time
Can't switch at will
>>705286197
OFF
Fuck u, I tried that >>705285742
>>705286538
>Racist
>Cuck
You can only pick one, you fucking redditfag.
be a ball, paint stuff, overthrow dictartorship
>>705286093
You are furry
In space!
You have tiny tin man companion!
There are space pirates!
You have gun that shoots jello!
You are the lorax!
You must defeat termite!
>>705284910
Castle crashers
>>705286197
Postal?
>Run with squad
>autistic dog
>special snowflake bird
>where are my bitches?
>spoopy bitch has bitches
>free bitches
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>long boss fight
>several endings
>>705286705
Steven universe: Attack the light
>>705286197
OFF my nigger
>>705286354
bioshock infinte
>>705286601
war craft
>>705286668
Great, this land is now pure
>Robbing a bank
>Accidentally break window
>An army's worth of SWAT units arrive
>shit
>>705286634
fuck i'm high and i was about to try it
>>705286593
not surewhat that is but try again.
Hard Mode Fellas
>be some kid
>Magical fairy bitch is obsessed with music
>being a symphonist would be coo
>game play is bullshit
>whole mechanic of gameplay is pressure, like silent hill 2
>awesome classic music tho
>destroy computer
>buddy becomes evil
>buddy becomes an astronaut
>>705286860
Steven Universe: Attack the light
>>705286836
exactly
Whistle of age
>>705284512
I did it in my sleep once and woke up unable to move my wrists without excruciating pain. 2 months of physical therapy for it. and wrist braces.
>>705286906
Is it steven universe: attack the light?
>>705286749
Sounds like ratchet and clank
>>705286059
Buster eagle with 3 ultimate z items will 2 hit almost anything. Gun sniper was my favorite since it could jump higher
>>705286802
nope
>ride a horse
>Shoot up some saloons
>Play some poker
>In the end you die
>>705286910
portal 2
I love that game
>>705285986
>>705286118
Nah, man. Another hint(s) -
>Johnny Knoxville in a weaboo shirt
>Pick up coconuts and mow lawns sometimes
>>705286772
No
>>705286805
Great
>>705286999
I check those trips, but seriously man, no, and neither are any of the others youre replying to.
>>705286093
Ratchet and clank?
>>705287046
Witch one
>>705287073
steven universe: attack the light
>>705287095
Thought I explained it poorly enough so no one would get it. Gg
>>705287073
red dead redemption
>>705287126
No More Heroes.
>father figure loves chilly
>didn't pay your power bill
>war comes to your doorstep
>take the boat out for a spin
>animals an monsters everywhere
>undermine military
>create underground propoganda
>holy shit, space whale! Get a picture!
>land on moon
>Find orphans and father figure you lost
>I am cthuhulian jesus key.
>Fuck grill or save friends
>Fuck grill
>Grill stabs me as I cum
>Still got some poon
>>705287208
>>705286999
Stop samefagging
>>705287153
Which one? >>705287046
>rock narrowly misses your house
>go outside
>drop acid
>beat up gangsters with bat
>go through tunnel
>ghosts
>drop acid some more
>garbage guy
>kill garbage guy
>drop acid
>make people and shit explode with your mind
>drop more acid
>walking head
>friends retarded brother fucks an alien
>takes over the world
>drop some more acid
>beat him to death with a bat
>all is well
>>705285650
Bump
>>705287273
>>705287292
Mario Cart?
>>705286999
>>705286932
>>705286802
>>705287208
STOP TRYING TO MAKE A MEME YOU A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>705287292
Ha. Far Cry 3?
>be italian >go to space >kill dragon
>>705287201
Which witch?
>>705286377
Castlevania
>>705287126
>>705287223
Ding ding ding!
That's correct
>>705284900
Deadly P
>>705286837
Yes. You win after I gave you the answer.
>>705287360
Earthbound?
>>705286266
Ass creed
>>705286377
One of the castlevanias, or all of them
>>705287395
Either 2 of the super mario galaxy games.
God damnit I want a third one. I would buy the wii U JUST to play SMG3.
>>705286705
De blob?
>>705287414
I misspelled, excuse me. But which r&c?
>>705287474
its my favorite game of all time
>drunk
>shit
>matrix
>king
Space grill blows up planet of space cancer
>>705287524
same here m8
RAWR!
>>705287672
Either steven universe: attack the light or battletoads
>>705287575
Correct! i thought no one knew that game!
>normies in a party
>beta uprising
>mass murdering
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is that music?
What the fuck am I DOING?!!?!??
WHY IS THIS SO JAPANESE!!!!!!???!!!
WHY AM I HAVING FUN DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK Im DOING??????!!!???
>be a goat
>>705287360
>>705284937
is there any more of this????
>>705285650
Guess I stumped you faggots.
>>705281378
Owww wtf happend my fucking wrist. How do I make it stop!????
>>705287905
git gud.
>>705287816
goat simulator
>land in planet's ocean as a meteor
>cell emerges
>cell is you
>evolves to the point of an interstellar empire
>you are starship captain
>gets dull after a while but fun concept
>>705287905
I did it, nothing happened.
>go to russia
>blow up shit
>friend dies
>save woman
>go to the jungle
>friend is not dead
>friend betrays you
>kill friend
>blow up satelite uplink
We need DNA
>Live in shitty spic-infested 'Merican hick town
>Suddenly, Zombies
>Make shit to kill zombies
>Suddenly, Murderers
>Kill zombies
>Kill more zombies
>Kill even more zombies
>Kill a fuckton of zombies
>Maybe 50,000 zombies dead at your hand
>Make cars into weapons
>Kill zombies
>Final boss with zombies all around you
>He keeps knocking you into them while he remains safe on a higher ground
>Oh, it was an inside job by the government to scare people into buying medicine and defence to make profit off of their vaccines for the controlled people and it's probably a metaphor for the authoritarian American government allowing thousands to die so that people can be controlled by a new world order.
>Play one of the other games so you can kill more zombies
>bunch of rednecks with guns
>the main bad guy turns into the main good guy in sequel
>if you don't have enough giant glowing crystals, the game will politely remind you about it
>>705287524
they wont put smg3 on wii u its console sales are terrible they will wait till like nx just like they are for zelda launch title like that will sell consoles but what they are forgetting is the wii u launched with like 5 games all garbage once u finished mario it was aids.
my consoles sat there for 6 months after buying it collecting dust wasnt until past year when nintendo went we need good games and console dropped to peanuts they went awesome now people are buying it at a loss games get the console.
Nintendo need to have there major players ready day 1/first 3 months
>>705287506
Which one tho
>>705287905
Good luck with the surgery!
>>705286266
AC 2
>>705287442
Yep
>>705287983
spore
>>705287385
Yee
>>705288104
well that was quick
>>705287983
Spore
This game seems to add new expansions every five minutes
>>705288019
dead rising 2
>>705287905
>>705286906
No one have a guess?
>>705287983
Spore
>>705286174
>>705286445
Nothing yet huh?
>>705285300
God teir game
>>705288002
Goldeneye?
>>705286197
Off
>>705286906
its zelda and his gay time
>>705288193
Close. Change that number fam.
>>705288297
yep
>you think you're him
>you're not
>he kills you
>eye patch
>>705288173
wow
>where am i
>who am i
>ded
>big chair
>be Mario characters
>have a party
>>705286860
Pay Day 2?
>>705288383
Metal Gear Solid
