Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705256323
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimu
>>705269137
I can assure you, no harm would ever come to ANY waifu under my care.
I would not dream of hurting your Yuuki, I promise ye that.
Erica claimed
Still here
>>705269843
That's good to hear, I feel a little better that she'll eventually be claimed by you
>>705270110
Nigger.
>>705270110
Is that a nazi waifu
>>705270163
Homu told me tro ask you why he should tell me instead of you :|
>>705270183
>>705266937
>Anal
A bit soon, don't you think? Haven't even had dinner.
>>705267652
Sleep well my man.
>>705267963
They've pretty good at ballads, or other vocal enriched songs. This would have to be my favorite, but then again there's a bias since this was featured in a Metal Gear. Love the series.
Much appreciated, it really does.
>>705269137
We need more people like this.
>>705270550
>>705269843
And forgot link heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOabk7Lt2E
>>705270110
Nigger
Miho calimed
>>705270550
Indeed. Professors who take themselves or the course too seriously really annoy me
How is everyone doing today?
>>705270329
Because if i decide to add you, he might be removed to free up some space.
>>705270122
Glad to hear you're more at ease
Until then enjoy your time with your waifu
She's yours for another day at least
Or closer to another month knowing my luck with getting trips.
>>705270550
>>705270686
Now that's a tune. Nice to hear the piano taking part as well, quite refreshing to listen to after not hearing it anywhere else for a while.
Never played any of the Metal Gear games oddly enough, only tried one at a mates place for a couple of minutes. Always meant to try it out, people seem to adore the series.
>>705271649
Feeling like crap. Had to do a heater core bypass on a friends car and the heat killed me. You?
>>705271649
Just sitting here bored all day. What about you?
Claiming Felix
>>705271673
But if it's your decision, why is me saying anything about this list relevant? Wouldn't you just add me if you wanted, or not add me if you wanted?
Claiming Felix
>>705272750
Why would anyone want to kill such a cute ;w;
>>705272154
I'm not doing too well.I went to my friends sisters birthday party, we were all in the pool and I'm practicing my swimming and I say "Hey I'm getting better" so my uncle (the same one who threw me in the bay 2 weeks ago) grabs my hair and holds me under the water until I stopped struggling, and when I came up he told me I was a pussy because I couldn't escape. After this I just sat in my car for two hours.
>>705272565
>tranny freak
>>705272556
I could, but that's no fun.
>>705272447
>>705272565
But which is the real one?
>>705272999
You should have called the police. Or just kicked him in the dick really really hard. But your ok right?
>>705272250
nice feet
>>705273248
I need to be explained what the list is then, someone has to
>>705271917
Glad you enjoyed it. It does make for a nice addition to the background, and compliments most songs well when it is there. Perfect for this one given the emotion emitted from it.
Got behind the series pretty late into its development, had to go back and catch up on a few titles for story, the confusing story at that. Do you remember which one it was? If you ever get the chance, go for it. You'll see why.
>>705273258
The second one is the fake one
>>705273258
This one is fake >>705272447
This guy keeps imitating me
>>705272447
>>705272565
Both of you are fucking faggots I don't care who is real. Your faggy ass gay trap fuck boy
>>705273535
what the hell kind of dick is that in her mouth?
>>705273818
The kind that is an apple?
>>705273799
traps are nice
>>705273535
Alright, alright.
I'll explain it after you sign some things.
>>705273929
apple dicks are pretty great.
>>705273935
>>705273983
It doesn't work that way! I'm not signing anything until I receive some answers to my satisfaction :|
>>705274020
>apple dicks are pretty great
What?
>>705273275
I'm OK now, I just need some time away from people and with you guys.
>>705272420
>>705272999
I just realized I got trips, which is nice.
>>705273935
>Titties
>Black dicks
I can't get hard for this
>>705274026
Miho no~
>>705273935
>>705274165
get a load of this square who hasn't even had apple dick in his mouth
>>705274196
Fuck im busted
12
>>705274196
>>705274379
ha
>>705274193
>Hugs
>>705274117
You cant always expect answers like that, take the chanse and sign it.
>>705274193
Ayyy Galil-chan
This is just beautiful.
https://youtu.be/OrJsgdjOqGY
>>705274193
Well damn.
>>705274340
Loli's shouldn't know what dicks are.
>>705274509
Your waifu is pretty cute.
>>705274509
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
I'm going to go shower, be back in a bit
>>705274510
>
>>705274636
Hey Felix
>>705274725
I know all about dicks, my friend.
I've had a lot of...experience.
>>705274745
thank you, so is yours. nui is wonderful.
>>705274808
you lewdie.
>>705274875
Ok.
>>705274906
No u
>>705274906
I like naughty loli's
Calamity-masu'd
>>705275010
I don't post such lewd things here. but yeah I'm a total perv. it was a very nice image you posted, by the way.
>>705275228
I am not naughty. don't be such a pervert.
>>705275230
rem rem, look at this thing I found. it's very pretty.
>>705275230
oops wrong one. although that one is okay too.
>>705275277
But you said you are a perv.
>>705275509
hey don't read my other posts, stalker.
>>705275277
Im not the only perv here now.
>>705275691
don't see any others. except I guess erica, hitting on me so shamelessly.
>>705275610
Perv
>>705275805
>
>>705275805
Looks like you have a new friend now.
>>705275376
>>705275417
I honestly don't know whether to count this as Garde or Rem.
>>705275870
I'm starting to suspect I might need an adult.
>>705276023
I'm like a magnet.
>>705276033
well it's gardevoir cosplaying as rem, so I'd say gardy, but I thought you might enjoy them anyway.
>>705276123
I see.
>>705276387
do you see miho? do you?
>>705273553
Agreed, kinda makes the music a bit more soothing to listen to. Probably why I loved a lot of coldplay's older stuff and probably why I'm liking these guys now.
Ah fair then, seems like there's quite a lot packed into it, couldn't imagine how long that took ye.
Was The Phantom Pain, quite enjoyed the time I had playing it, despite being so short. Wondering whether to just start with that or go back to the beginning and play the whole series through.
Anyway, I've gotta head off to bed, getting a tad sleepy.
Was a pleasure chatting as always, gnight!
>>705274609
I'll need a bit more detail first
>>705276123
Dont run away.
>>705276469
I see everything.
>>705274875
Alright, see you in a bit then
>>705276505
About what?
>>705276519
is...is this sexual harassment?
>>705276594
that must get very tiring. do you go through a lot of eye drops?
>>705276888
Lots and lots.
>>705276123
Thanks, but no thanks. I don't want to confuse the actual gardevoir claimer
>>705276888
No
>>705277014
must get pretty expensive. how much of your yearly budget is devoted to eye drops?
>>705277026
fair enough. gardy is a cool dude.
>>705277164
Not much i just use a hose most the time.
>>705276737
Such as, what being on this list entails, is it a large list? Are the other occupants of the list glad to be on the list? How does being on the list affect my daily life?
Did someone say Nazi? Cause I'm pretty sure I heard Nazi?
>>705277159
oh good. because that would be very indecent!
>>705277281
hose water? on your delicate all seeing eyes? goodness.
>>705277383
>>705277383
Nazi
>>705277424
Says the perv
Bap
>>705270550
I like how this is your only complaint. <3
>>705277330
I'll explain it after you sign this contract.
It's just a small thing to make sure this information doesn't go further~
>>705277532
Welcome back bote
>>705277424
Sleep also helps to.
>>705277454
>>705277487
I don't know why I ended up having the second sentence as a question
>>705277487
well you're probably a bigger one. you never even wear pants!
I'm back
>>705277641
Pats head
>>705277655
Why should i hide such nice legs.
>>705278030
good point, those legs are pretty great.
>>705278259
Relaxed man. What's up?
I'm fine.
>>705277600
Can I at least know what the immediate effect of signing this contract is? Based on what you know of me up to date, do you think this is something I would be happy with having signed?
>>705277872
Hello Doctor :^)
>>705278085
He He
>>705278678
ho ho?
>>705271578
Already have it rough as is, no need for the extra hard-ass like personality.
>>705276472
Likewise Trips Guy. Sleep well.
>>705277532
Hush it. You overly alluring bote~.
>>705278566
I take it you're Yuuko? Can't quite tell from the image.
I'm just reading a LN and listening to music right now. You up to anything interesting yourself?
>>705278832
We We
>>705279108
how lewd.
>>705279149
I dont think its lewd
>>705279298
those legs are too sexy not to be lewd.
>>705279344
Thanks yours are nice too.
>>705270110
Nigger
>>705279045
I'm eating chinese. So no nothing interesting.
God damn I want to stick my tongue in tomokos stinky butt crack
>>705279492
well beatrice is a model of perfection, naturally~
>>705278030
>Already talking about legs.
I can go all out if I wanted to.
>>705279565
The blond hair and blue eyes help too. <3
>>705276645
Wew, this pic is great.
>>705279783
LEGS
>>705279045
Hello there.
Seems the thread has been overrun by autists the two weeks I've been gone
>>705279783
Your a little late on that.
>>705279792
they are very attractive features, I agree
>>705279998
Lmao this is how waifu threads always are newfag
>>705280101
You know its the best.
>>705279998
>New
>>705279520
Just cheap student food, or are you treating yourself to some good Chinese food?
>>705279907
Hey Homura, how are you?
>>705280333
Nice roll
And nah, been on a while. This is a more obnoxious form of it.
>>705280399
I'm actually pretty partial to red hair as well, but blonde and blue eyes is very good.
Oh well, can't help the loli fags
Husbando claim
>>705280512
To each there own. Also you waifu looks like the girl from black butler.
Sup sluts?
>>705280681
never seen that. beatrice is from re:zero. I know hair drills and loli style is pretty common in anime though.
>>705280705
wow rood. but accurate. hi kinpatsu.
>>705280705
Slut
>>705280432
It is okay take out.
Are you starving?
>>705280705
nig
>>705280009
I am well aware of that, dear anon.
>>705279878
OwO Legs.
But seriously where'd all the kawaii-loli shits come from?
>>705280803
I calls em like i sees them.
How are you?
>>705280828
Sachi?
>>705280866
Why arnt you on discord? Did you ever join?
>>705280866
Ay fam
>>705280705
If only I was...
>>705280432
Alive and breathing, You?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQN1seclHU
Reminder that is still my waifu
>>705280443
Don't know how long 'a while' is, but it's been pretty much identical for months.
At least, I haven't noticed anything get better or worse.
>>705280866
>Are you starving?
I just ate a whole bunch of crackers, so I sure do feel like I am.
>>705280803
That is true.
>>705280940
Least you know.
>>705281039
pretty okay, how about yourself?
>>705281177
if only cute dog girls with no pants were more common.
>>705281229
image
>>705281039
bb
>>705280940
Legs!
>>705281034
Dio anon?
>>705281175
Must be my lack of exposure for 2 weeks resensitized me
>>705281229
>woof woof