Rate me /b/ros Be gentle I'm very suicidal
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Be gentle I'm very suicidal
The worst moustache I've seen all day.
How's teaching grade 7 science?
So how many small girls have you raped and buried in the woods?
you look like a cartoon character
>>705246703
Your mom loves it
>>705246806
Pretty close assumption actually.
>>705246332
Art?
Shouldn't you be busy filming Narcos Season 3?
>>705246838
10 times as many as you
>>705246871
My life goal is to become an anime
>>705246944
Seriously man, fix your facial hair. It actually looks like shit and has the potential to look not entirely like shit with a very small amount of work.
why is there a bold patch in your moustache? not manly at all
>>705246332
>Be gentle I'm very suicidal
with that moustache, I am not surprised.
Go shave and look into the camera next time you take a selfi, don't gaze into your own reflection you narcissist
>>705247151
What should I do to it?
>>705247247
That's just how it grows man
>>705247351
Why do you have the second button, buttoned? Faggot
>>705247020
kek this
>>705247020
Haha thats what i was gonna say
>>705247305
>narcissist
Obviously or I wouldn't be asking for rates
>>705247020
>>705247531
What do they mean by this?
You would look fine without that moustache, really. I don't think it fits in your face, shave it off. As a gay /b/tard, I'd rate you 7/10, I'd be attracted to you but please, shave that moustache.
>>705247777
Is it really that bad? My gf loves it. She's never seen me without some sort of shitty facial hair.
>>705247351
The general rule is that it should follow the shape of your upper lip. Basic fix would be to cut it so that it covers less of your upper lip and tapers towards the ends. Google for images of moustaches for inspiration and shapes, just do something about it, right now it just looks messy.
>>705247873
The shape breaks up your face. You don't have to remove it completely, but something needs to be done.
>>705246332
Narc/10
You're not a bad looking guy by any means, but your hairline looks like its receding badly or it might just be the pic. If you're balding get a shorter cut and at least get the stache trimmed, but Id just shave it off. Youd look much better without it. You have a decent face.
>>705247873
Beauty is all about tastes. I don't like it but she may, there's no such thing as "objective beauty"
>>705247898
>>705247988
I was going for a walrus moustache. My inspiration is Will Oldham get
>>705248016
It is receding.
Rate?
>>705248602
OP rate: nice guy/10
You look like you listen to psychedelic rock
>>705247873
It is too long. All you need to do is trim it
Also, is your girlfriend 8 years old?
Because you look like a text-book paedophile.
I mean, nothing wrong with that. I also fap to cp but I don't think I would go around and advertise it quite so openly on my face as you do
>>705246332
david spade's downs syndrome little brother/10
>>705248840
Is it that obvious? Im trying to do this whole mushroom jesus cult thing in western illinois right now. Its goin great.
>>705246332
You look like a guy who needs a purpose.
>>705246332
I'd be suicidal if I looked like that too.
>>705246332
You look too nice.
>>705248602
You look like you still live with your parents
>>705246332
You were pretty good in Just Shoot Me
Rate me /b/itches.
>>705250019
Trans in the making
>>705250082
Your mom?
>>705248602
How your average walmart delivery truck driver looks
>>705248602
may i suggest putting your hair in a man-bun, getting contacts, and keeping the sideburns if you can grow any hair there. And trimming the goatee by half. Maybe even drawing a few eyebrows in to make it look thicker.
>>705248602
Looks like the bald guy from mythbusters with a wig.
Bernie bro Timothy, sup bro?
>>705249826
Aww thank you
>>705248917
No she's 23
>>705249655
My purpose in life is to be a florist and write songs and get married
why are you sideways
>>705250019
Op here. You look like you take care of yourself. But this is a face rate thread not body
>>705246332
Agent Murphy what are u doing here
>>705246332
rather good.
>>705251114
Why does this girl have an Adam's apple?
>>705251114
DAMN! 10/10
>>705251316
Why does this girl have an Adam's apple? - ugly son of bitch
>>705251481
You're not a man unless you're ugly
>>705246332
You look like a Muppet that touches children
>>705246332
timestamp faggot
>>705251619
Kids need human contact to thrive. Neglect stunts their growth and brain development.
>implying you've never held an infant
>>705251723
Post whole face or no rate
>>705246332
You look like an hero to be.
>>705251802
I'm talking about the touches your dad told you not to tell your mother about.
>nice psych 101 lecture bud
rate me plz
>>705251958
Already tried that. I was too much of a pussy to jump but the cops pulled me off the bridge. My life has gotten better, beautiful girlfriend, amazing career, and lots of friends. Life always gets better, or at least you learn how to tolerate it.
I hope you love your life anon
>>705252042
Stop projecting your life onto me
>>705251926
>>705246332
that's the worst fucking mustache i've ever seen like wtf
>>705247020
came here to say something similar
>>705252153
Plays tuba in marching band/10
>>705252238
Nice comeback didn't mean to bring back memories of your dark past
>>705250019
Lmao, trying to force out a six pack. Pathetic.
>>705248602
cute
>>705246332
lose the stache, vertical pic to see if head is weird shape or not.
>>705246332
You have decent skull and facial features but you look like a pedophile in that outfit, with that haircut and mustache.
>>705248602
Jonathon Coulton/10
>>705252342
Ur just jealous because I am handsome and you're an obese neckbeard who fantasizes that his mom will come onto him someday
>>705252238
I'm glad to see your utilizing the 2 months of college you did before you dropped out
>>705246332
david spade's gay cousin/10
>>705252497
I have a bachelors in horticulture and a diploma in floral design.
>>705252356
I aint tryna flex
>>705252469
Dude im in way better shape than you and look better I'm not mad about anything
>>705246332
How about you get back to your liberal cuck job at viceland fuckin sperglord.
>>705252662
Post pic then
>>705252580
So nothing ? Poor choice should've taken econ that at least would've got you somewhere
>>705246332
ayy
>>705246332
End your misery already, faggot.
>>705250899
Wtf kys
>>705252718
I like my job tho
>>705246332
>suicidal
>make thread on 4chan
>asks to be gentle
>weak bait but i'll bite, got nothing to do anyway
kys fag XDDdD i bet u rape little kids in the park you sick fuck.
>>705252731
>Someone gets the reference
>>705246332
You look like that teacher from stranger things
I don't even care anymore
>>705253002
Trap in the making
>>705246332
Shave your head, you're going bald anyway. Shave the stache, it's fucking aweful man, you look like a pedo scum.
get buffed
solid 7/10
>>705252711
>definitely obese / neckbeard
>>705253052
Now post your face pussy
>>705253002
sesh
hallo
>>705253084
Definitely newfag
>>705253105
I'm OP so I did
>>705253331
Why cause I didn't timestamp ? Get over it you pleb
>>705253396
No because you're underage and a newfag
Probably a douche IRL and yell at your own mother
>>705253541
Holy shit this guy is insecure
Another photo to judge
R8
>>705246332
You look like a guy who jacks it to CP but would act like pic related when the fbi races your house
>>705253649
I like how I look. I don't look like Elliot Rodger so it's cool
>>705247020
aaaayyyyy
>>705253541
Actually I'm 18 so I am of age
>sorry I look good
And Im actually a nice person irl are you afraid of my masculinity?
Get rid of the fucking Cum-Catcher moustache and there isn't a problem faggot.
>>705253684
6/10, could just be the angel. Use a better phone and shot from another angel you would be a 8. Would hit on you if we were at a bar.
Maybe i should learn makeup huh?
>>705254115
If you don't like anime 7/10
If you do like it 1/10
>>705246332
That is the most dirty,faggoty mustache I've seen all year.
Listen bro, trim up the parts that overlap onto your lips and it would look 100x better. Trust me. Just make it follow the curve of your lip. It isnt hard.
>>705246332
You look like a gay porn producer
>>705254115
Smile more
>>705246332
that neek seems to be very fragile
>>705254115
9/10
if you like dressing up like a girl
10/10
Shave your face and you look decent
>>705254294
Yeah I've lost a lot of weight recently
>>705247020
this
>>705254115
No, not really you're really pretty, but eyebrows are your biggest weakness. Fill in them more.
How many Colombian drug lords have you taken down
>>705254384
Y-yea im a guy
w-why whould i e-ever dress up as a g-girl
Heh
>>705246332
Shave that shit off of that cock hole you call a face.
>>705246332
Did you tape pubic hair to your upper lip?
>>705253759
So I see I don't get a reply
Nice Moustach, Freddy Mercury Detected.
>>705254649
My gf likes it
>>705255033
Your gf has bad taste in facial hair. You should seriously consider shaving it off, I bet you look much better without it.
>>705255033
6 year old don't count as gfs you pedo
>>705255359
Like I haven't heard that joke 30 other times in this thread. Try harder newfag
>>705255434
only newfags call others newfags nice try though
>>705255608
So you're calling me a newfag?
>>705255693
Thats retarded, even for twisted sex offender logic
>>705254574
Becouse i know you love it.
I know i love it.
Post pics if you have them.
Rate me /b/ faggots
>>705254115
how's the HRT treating you?
>>705256580
>tfw all hrt did is make me look like a 16 yo boy
>>705255983
Face 6,5/10 Haircut sucks, hipster undercut. You should go for a Hitlerjugend-Haircut, or like the SS and Wehrmacht-Soldiers had. Its very smiliar to yours
>>705256832
if pic related
>>705254115
is you then hrt did i nice job.
Pic related is me.
I'm wondering if i should go to a haircutter or not.
>>705257742
how many people have you murdered?
>>705258014
I have those thoughts many time's, but haven't killed anyone. (yet)
>>705246332
you are a mixte between pewdiepie and superkonar who is a french youtuber check amasing!
>>705258014
that photo was taken with my laptop camera. here is are a better one. do i still look like a murderer?
>>705259690
try short hair, should be better and less like a murderer =)
>>705259835
try to sleep also and go to the sun in order to gain some tan skin
>>705259835
How short? like Hitlerjugend and ss short? or u.s army short. or >>705254115 short.
>>705259690
Yes, looks less like a murderer now. Like anon said, I think shorter hair would suit you better than long. And of course, get some more rest at night ;)
And what about me? Should i kill myself?
>>705252831
>someone not getting it
>>705259835
>>705260290
I always had that under my eyes. when i was young they thought i smoked weed. it was a lot worse when i did smoke weed. and i have smoked a lot. now its fading away. but it will always be visseble. spared my weed bags from the coffeshop for a few months. for fun.
>>705260527
Your alright, i say average looking.,don't an hero
>>705246332
Hello, Agent Murphy.
you are so cute
>>705246332
>>705246332
Then just bee urself
Shave & a haircut.
You'll feel better
>>705260527
Yes
R8 me is it time to jump off that bridge
>>705259690
perkele antti
>>705246332
Killyourself/10
original original
Forgot pic
>>705263380
What? i don't speak pleb.
Bump
>>705246332
Louis you are a fegget
>>705263380
do you mean satan or the god of thunder?
>>705263590
Not bad would bang/10
>>705264307
awesome
>>705263628
Sweet tatto faggot so edgy
So what color is your windowless van op
rate me
