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>>705243766
forgot the rope or what?
>>705243766
>>705243849
Cuuuuhringey
>>705244234
>when white girls pretend to be black.webm
>>705244049
great way to ruin the fan
>>705243766
no elevators. efficient people.
>>705243766
story?
>>705244230
waste of time
>>705244168
This wouldn't happen if they drove on the right side of the street like you're fucking supposed to.
>>705243766
I was there, we just didn't like him
>>705244033
and I thought Americans were bad.
>>705244570
>"This wouldn't happen if they drove on the right side of the street like you're fucking supposed to."
>one way street
>>705244363
Explain to me how that would ruin the fan
>>705244422
uuuuh spoooky
Kys kid
>>705244146
Quick, start rubbing his dick!
>>705245158
this stressed me the fuck out.
>>705245158
!?
the fuck am I seeing (missing?) there?
>>705244792
its actually not a one way street shit head. theres a lane to his right that continues in the same direction
>>705244792
>one way street
>takes the left side
>>705243947
Must have drove through a ylyl thread
>>705243849
Not gonna lie, that's pretty impressive.
>>705244488
cluster headache is a hell of an illness
>>705245416
What you're seeing there is Chinese engineering my friend.
>>705243766
history?
>>705243766
story?
>>705245416
Problem in china where sometimes the floor gives out at the top of escalators. Someone should have a webm of it.
>>705244861
Because you are spinning it backwards at 10x it's usual rate. It's very bad to do that.
>>705245462
>>705245477
That's a one way street, you retards. Don't you see the damn traffic sign before he slams into that lady?
>>705245586
So the ends of escalators are generally trap doors over there? Gotacha :P
>>705244239
Ay more like this
>>705244411
checked
>>705244146
I still don't understand this video
>>705245355
>Germany
>>705244488
Why?
>>705244570
Dude it would still happen, if the person was running in the opposite direction. Durrrrr
>>705245814
magnets, how do they fucking magic
>>705244272
STORY?
>>705246080
>>Germany
>American detected
>>705244146
It's always about dick with niggers
>>705246095
read above, cluster headaches, worst pain humans know
>>705243947
This looks like something from a cartoon.
>>705245814
I think thats the least of that computer's worries
>>705244230
That's it, that's all they do? Boring.
But seriously, what the fuck? She checks butt before vag, and she checks one girl after the other all with changing gloves? Does she know fucking nothing about infections?
>>705243948
One of the few things I miss from the 90s.
>>705243849
Thanks Obama
>>705246346
She's doing it on purpose, because she's a pervert/degenerate abusing her authority.
>>705244081
>>705244509
>>705245589
>>705245673
rope is edited out. when they pick her up you can see some distortion in front of the chair.
>>705246244
Still, that hippy is german. No wonder why they have to import different sorts of sandniggers and mudslimes while its native population go around buttfucking the grass
>>705244081
>>705244368
>>705245589
>>705245673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkjrOssNAEc
>>705245416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfE_Q62l--I
>>705244781
Call me a disgusting Amerifat if you want, but that shit looks fire.
>>705244239
Oh boy, basic high school science demonstrations. This must be so exciting for people who didn't go to a decent school.
>>705244332
>confusing pretending with actually thinking races could mix.
>>705246536
So they would rather a little boy gets buttfucked by Mohammeds instead? Must suck being German, not even allowed to like your own country.
>>705246178
>magnets, how do they fucking magic
It's not on, genius, it's an electromagnet. It's not riding on it's magnetic cushion in that video. You are just grinding the surfaces together
>>705244500
Haiti
Was he high?
I'm guessing he was high
>>705246536
>American immigrant offspring bitching about immigrants.
I'd say fuck off back to Europe but we don't want you assholes back. Try the South Pole.
>>705246238
isis recruited him
>>705246346
She did get in some trouble for doing that. Probably just some paid leave though.
>>705244422
Kek wtf
>>705246814
the point is it has bearings and is powered by a field not by toothed wheel and chain or something, 10x isn't shit to do anything to it
maybe try 1000 times
>>705246238
Kootra got swatted. Didn't do anything. Matter was resolved. Just some mongoloid called the police "for teh lulz"
>>705246875
You say that thinking that all migrants are the same and they all have the same value for a nation, isn't it?
>european migration to the us is comparable to turkish, syrian, iranian and african migration to germany just because they're both migration
>>705244861
electric motor = generator
put in electricity, you get motion
put in morion, you get electricity.
put in x10 motion, you get x10 electricity, and thats probably killing all the components.
never forget to unplug a fan before doing stuff that will spin the fan
>>705245355
Underrated.
>>705243948
that was the most animu thing I have ever seen
>>705245494
waifu claimed
>>705245849
there have been incidents in china where the panels get loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1q0jtnDQ40
>>705245610
Love the security measures they have in place.
>>705247125
Your mom is underrated
>>705246706
Who cares? Doesn't stop it from being cool.
>>705243947
YOU'VE BEEN
YELLOW MUSTARDED
>>705244913
What is that?
>>705244781
>this b8 again
(You)
It's Mexican.
>>705247083
The Turkish kid that delivered 3 Döners to my door step an hour ago spoke better German 30% of native Germans.
>>705245462
Do you know what a one way street is?
>>705246238
He got SWATTED. Somebody found out where he was live streaming from and reported something they would send a SWAT team to deal with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiW-BVPCbZk
>>705244272
fuck the police
>>705247492
t. Mehmed
>>705245882
>>705245882
I was waiting for him 2 get in the car on fire and blow the whole shit up
>>705243849
Disturbing yet impressive.
>>705243849
That fucking file name
>>705243947
>headshake at the end
lmao
>>705246482
I did that when I was a dumbass kid
>>705244913
i can fap to this
>>705244239
i went to school in the south, so yeah.
>>705244422
That's a Prius V. Had one. Loved that car.
>>705247492
Instant karma
>>705247592
No, actually my name is Steffen. My last name is a typical German name like Schmidt or Müller.
>>705245610
>the only sane person on japan
>>705245886
almost forgot about this classic
>>705245416
That's where it's mouth is.
>>705244781
This is Mexico not America
>>705246482
what is this?
if this was my kid i'd be proud as fuck
>>705243849
Kids probably still wondering when his parents are gonna come get him
>>705247191
Great "North Dakota" license plate there.
Fucking Eurofaggots.
>>705245063
>Kys
Underage b&
>>705246706
I went to a poor high school... Now that I'm at university, I have seen cooler stuff, but I agree with >>705247437 It's still cool.
>>705244239
>Hexafluoride.
>>705245158
I'm never using an escalator. I don't know why, I'm just not
>>705247100
unplug the fan for what reason if the fan has no power going to it anyway?
Retard.
>dat face grind
>dat guy in the double rib undershirt with the fingerless gloves
>>705243948
JET SET RADIOOOOOOO
>>705244684
it comes from a life where not doing this equals not getting fed at least for the generation before.
>>705243947
>Colonel Mustard
>>705244239
>>705244913
non-norn webms
>>705245610
is that some random dude or like an actual security guard?
how bout some space gifs?
>>705247926
>>705247825
fuck I want to be in a fight
>>705248122
>Great "North Dakota" license plate there.
>Fucking Eurofaggots.
Really? Too bad in your shitty country there aren't national standards for anything, because you're too retarded to agree on something because taht would take ya freedumz.
>>705245564
Yup I have a friend that has them. Scarred the shit out of me the first time he started screaming and slamming his head against the wall out of nowhere. We were alone at my house and I didn't know why to do. They call it the suicide disease for a reason. He has a medical marijuana Rx now.
>>705246346
think she lost her job after that, but it was a big deal. Happened in Texas if I recall
>>705244500
>>705246859
Obviously not high enough. He couldnt get over the bar
>>705246859
>Haitians can afford drugs
Yeah nah.
>>705248304
>>705245882
why the fuck is he trying to OUTRUN THE FIRE!? Is he really this fucking stupid?
>>705247071
the real danager is the magnets on the fan part are charging the stator putting electricity into the electronics that regulate fan speed and they can burn out.
but they don't. never never do. ive done this a million times. you can put a multi meter on the wires and see the charge your making, it never gets very high.
>>705248342
https://www.customeuropeanplates.com/usa-euro-style-license-plates.html
Those are custom front plates. You can't just buy a Euro-style license plate as your actual, legal plate. Please research before you post. You could save a life.
>>705248395
She also lost her right to own guns since she's a convicted felon now.
>>705245546
underrated post
>>705243849
cute
>>705247437
Yes it does. You must be pretty simple minded if you are impressed by basic tricks you have seen before.
>>705244684
I've seen a fair share of american and chinese tourists. There's no comparison, chinese tourists are fucking garbage.
I remember going to visit a popular waterfalls from my country and it was filled with chinese people. They threw garbage everywhere, gave food to wild animals and overall were annoying as fuck.
American tourists are kinda dumb but they're not bad people
>>705248482
>>705244684
How's American a bad?
>>705248154
>>705244411
it's like how the egyptians would take the brain out of the nose for mummification purposes
>>705246706
I went to a decent school and had the literal most boring chemistry and physics teacher. So no I wouldnt call them basic hs demonstrations.
Coaches give no fucks about demonstrating shit and do it all out of the book.
>>705245158
>Shitty infastructure makes you fear every step
>China is superior and will rule the world
>>705248571
this may be the ONLY time where a "Dog Is My Copilot" sticker actually makes sense
>>705245610
fake
>>705246859
not high enough
>>705248702
>How's American a bad?
Hmm...
>>705248154
I love how she just falls over from her own weight.
>>705243840
what the fuck is that
>>705248014
i think it's a pass-out game. someone pushes on your chest to stop your blood from pumping until you pass out.
>>705244596
holy shit its so long
>>705243849
Say what you want, he nailed that shit
>>705248929
Its, to get high. Not a game.
>>705244488
could somebody do this with
Safri Duo bongo Song
plz
>>705248353
Weed doesn't help cluster headaches. But mushrooms do.
>>705248863
>>705245730
story?
>>705246080
sweden actually
>>705244596
lol you son of a bitch
>>705247100
pc tech here. total myth, it is literally impossible to generate enough current to do any harm whatsoever.
>>705249024
>>705244234
might be the least attractive thing ive seen a very attractive person do
>>705245049
for what porpoise?
>>705249013
Eh. The guy who has them says it does. Who the hell am I to argue? Or you?
>>705243766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Ka4hYDiVs
>>705249031
He went spelunking, got stuck, and could go no further.
>>705248571
Boba fett
kek
>>705248459
drug prices tend to track to local spending power. ghanan buddy says (shit)weed is virtually free there
>>705246690
Dude, I'm both American and fat and that shit looks disgusting.
>>705249013
helps mine
relaxes spasming muscle and general analgesic qualities better than anything I was prescribed.
>>705247941
lost my shit at the bear trap lol
>>705249181
to release trapped blood
you can also heat something like a paperclip end up and melt through the nail, when it melts through the nail the blood cools the clip so you dont burn yourself.
The pressure of trapped blood can suck unless you get it out
>>705243849
>8 years from now this kid will be here announcing his Tumblr entrance while stuffing his smooth and shaved ass with a dragon dildo.
SAD
>>705244049
I work in a CNC woodshop. Our computer towers get packed with dust on a regular basis. Not a big deal at all.
>>705248918
a stick
>>705245355
I saved this just to get screen caps for reaction images.
>>705248759
Aww you poor American, think you went to a good school, turns out it was only good by American standards. That's genuinely sad.
>>705249127
>>705248918
Snapping turtle. Don't fuck wit them. Their neck are super long and the can take a finger easily.
>>705245546
/thread
>>705244239
He said no porn!
>>705245494
She was on SoA
>>705246664
drugs are bad
>>705243947
D'oh!
>>705244049
kek, anyone who cleaned a computer with compressed air know it looks exactly like that. Nothing new or weird about it.
>>705247492
Sure amhed
>>705244168
soruce pls
>>705248318
no, you want to win a fight
>>705248767
Come on... You labelled the webm incorrectly. That is obviously a turkey...
>>705249545
>>705247451
I'll say!
>>705248834
There are legit people like that everywhere not just murica
>>705247825
Steffen Schneider
>>705247607
fucking cyclists
>>705248834
How does someone let themselves get to this point?!
>>705249187
Someone that has them, that's who I am.
>>705245416
A woman in China was crushed to death because that part of the escalator gave out on her and she got sucked underneath into it. She saved her child by handing it off to nearby people.
Here I come!
>>705249694
m'kay
>>705245882
Story?
>>705248918
Just a cute little baby
>>705244411
what did they pull out?
>>705248318
i could have killed a little nigger i seen out on the street late at night,
i didnt.
Feels bad.
>>705248508
It seems to have worked.
>>705249396
I mean sure, it helps the ones you made up to get legal weed. But I'm more talking about an actual medical condition.
>>705245494
It never ends..
>>705243849
* slowly hand him a GI Joe and possibly a bb gun
>>705244146
So the loser gets a hand job?
>>705250086
wtf happened here?
>>705249984
Well maybe different things work for different people. Don't assume your cws
>>705248482
Our galaxy is that old , our univers is much older and has multiple big bangs going of .
>>705250216
Just do some research, it doesn't help anyone.
>>705243947
LOOK AT THE STARS
LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOOOOOR YOUUUU
>>705250216
And that's what I get for posting from my phone. You know where I was going with that though.
>>705244033
don't they have food in china?
>>705250213
Just a normal day in Chicago.
>>705250213
what do you think happened you fucking retard?
>>705250118
I've had more than a dozen different pharmaceuticals prescribed to me, and none worked better than weed.
Why does it upset you that people successfully treat themselves with marijuana?
>>705249981
How does someone afford that much food?
>>705249333
in case people wonder what this is or how it works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OtiTeNWPH4
>>705250328
White people and their coldplay...
I'm a white people
IT WAS ALL YELLOW
>>705248918
gay fag dropped camera cuz turtle scared him
>>705244230
Why would you let the cops do that to you? I would literally say "You better arrest me now so I can call my attorney sooner."
Fucking use your white privilege, losers.
>>705250375
food? yes
manners? no
>>705250316
Ok my friend is a liar because you said so Dr. Anon. I'll let him know he's wasting his time and should knock it off right away.
>>705248318
Naw, you don't. Just take a martial arts class and spar with people. Almost all the fun with way fewer negative repercussions, like dying, being maimed, going to prison/being sued.
>>705245610
>eating in "no eating" area
>don't eat here, Anon
>fuck off
>no one else is...
>fuck off
>you can't do that
>fuck off
>YOU CAN'T EAT SEEDS HERE
>get dome smashed with a hammer for eating on the train
classic
>>705250399
Well he sure as shit wasn't blind firing for no reason. Did someone come up on him? Did he see someone who owed him money?
P.S. You're a pedantic fuck and no one loves you. Not even your parents. Hell, if there was a god even he would fucking hate you.
>>705248834
I love how Eurofags like to live in this elaborate fantasy world where they're the sophisticated aristocracy of the world. Believe me, I am very aware that America blows ass, but you need to wake up and realize that Europe is a pile of trash as well.
>>705244146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVXPrrwErw
>>705243947
kek lost
>>705244049
RIP fans.
>>705250442
Yellow like banana?
>>705249168
>>705249322
That actually makes sense.
>>705247492
Haven't seen this in a while it's one of my absolutely favorites. The only thing better would've been if the idiot biker got killed or paralyzed.
>>705250743
That's a fucking orange
>>705248985
>>705246482
nah it is to pass out
I did it once when I was younger
I remember nothing from it only that I was pushed against the wall and the next moment I was not
>>705244146
i have so many questions
>>705246664
story?
>>705250213
It is even better with sound/ soundtrack, niggers always seem to die on soundtracks http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41pjak?GK_FACEBOOK_OG_HTML5=1
>>705246875
Story ?
>>705249013
Weed doesn't do shit for my headache clusters. And I smoke alot
>>705250854
>>705244033
its like something out of a zombie film o.0
>>705244049
I used to put a screw driver in the fan to stop them spinning. This webm is pretty standard.
>>705245610
why is eating seeds such a serious deal there?
>>705246627
Thanks for the sauce. Still don't get the reason why she kept the chair for juping though.
>>705249480
I give it 3, tops.
>>705251008
Go fuck yourself
>>705250494
Good. The world needs less degenerate stoners making shit up.
>>705249542
>someone though this was funny banter
>>705243849
Lol that kind is going to make alot of money later in life doing something he loves. Call him a faggot more though.
