Hello everyone, would you mind telling me your favorite baked goods?
Croissants are the shit bro
>>705200284
Yo Danishes are my shit. Thanks for asking
>>705200284
Spider Donuts
>>705200284
Hey Goat Mom, I'm a big fan of brownies
Anyway, have a pleasant day
>>705200331
Are there any particular kinds of croissants you like?
>>705200373
Do you have the recipe for that one? I've been meaning to try it?
>>705200461
Spider donuts? What are those?
>>705200514
You have a good day as well, my child.
Bay Leaf Pound Cake
>>705200575
Just the plain ones
your mums pussy xD
Undertale was the most over hyped piece of shit.. up until y'all listening yer shit over no man's sky..
>>705200284
spotted dicks
>>705200284
Hey goat mom, would you be down for some incest?
>>705200575
You kidding? There's a bake sale round the corner from your house in the ruins! All Proceeds go to real spiders.
>>705200676
What's that?
>>705200738
Okay, might you like some pie, my child?>>705200773
My mother's WHAT?
>>705200797
Spotted dicks?
>>705200799
Um, no..?
>>705200832
Oh really? I'll go there soon! I'd love to try some of the spider themed confectionaries.
>>705200284
Not really into baked goods.
Could say I'm a bit of a weir-dough.
>>705200284
My favorite baked goods ?
A furry's corpse.
>>705201037
Hahaha! Good one!
>>705201093
What's a furry?
welp, figured it was nice to ask, now bend over goat mom.
This time you don't have options here
>>705201037
Sans! Why must you plague this thread with your incidental food puns?
>>705201158
y o u
>ifunny
No.
>>705201110
>>705201238
>>705201260
well i really enjoy a good apple danish. but really, anything sweet, washed down with a glass of warm goats milk. glass optional.
>>705201291
>I like this reply
>>705201161
No thank you, I think I'd rather not take orders from you.
>>705201217
Why hello there!
>>705201230
I'm a furry?
>>705201291
Nice.
>>705201217
woah bro didnt know you had a bone to pick with me
>>705201403
You need extermination
>>705201403
can i get a hug?
>>705201492
No thank you.
>>705201575
Why yes you can!
>>705200959
>>705200959
>Okay, might you like some pie, my child?
Well, I do quite like hair pie - could I have a nibble at yours?
this is sick bruh
http://cheesespin.net/
>>705201492
you mean determination, right?
welp, dead toriel thread?
>>705201662
That looks delicious.
>>705201685
Hair pie??
>>705201716
no, fire.
kill
burn
gas
THE WHOLE UNDERTALE UNIVERSE IS FURRY AND THEREFORE MUST BE DESTROYED FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
>>705201643
hey, thanks mom. you're the best.
>>705201790
I'm not dead I think?
>>705201291
Ah yes! What an excellent dietary regiment for a young growing human
>>705201403
Oh! Hello there your majesty!
psst anons, since when did Asgore start shaving?
>>705201490
SAAAAAAANS! CAN YOU JUST ONCE LET A THREAD GO BY WITHOUT TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT?!
>>705201716
Ha, nice one!
>>705201848
tits?
>>705201836
skeletons, lizards and fish are furry?
>>705201940
*360° headspin*
You triggered the Trainfag.
>>705201847
You're welcome, Anon. I hope you have a wonderul day.
>>705201901
I'm not the queen anymore, young skeleton?
>>705201940
Oh my god where did you get that picture?
>>705200284
Overly loving mom like characters turn me on
whats wrong with me anons
>>705201848
Cream pies are the best though. Just the right amount of sweetness.
>>705201802
yeah, I would love giving her the dick "recipe"
>>705201790
>>705202005
show me some more?
>>705201962
Skeletons are cool.
Lizards and fish are.
>>705202005
don't worry, i don't think anyone saved it. most people aren't that sinful.
>>705202144
then where's the fur, smartass?
>>705202021
Are you a robot?
>>705202031
Really now? Do you have one that I may try?
>>705202048
Dick recipe?
>>705202104
How does 4chan keep finding the lewds?
>>705202150
I hope so..?
>>705202021
simple you have an oedipus mom-plex
>>705202229
>Are you a robot?
No I go on /pol/
Caring and loving just seem erotically hot to me, it's so strange
>>705202229
I've never tried to make one, so no. I was hoping you could teach me how though.
>>705202213
When i say furry, i say almost anything anthro
just like when i say japanese i say asian
>>705202229
.xvideos.com/video22416063/toriel_giving_frisk_a_blowjob
Can you confirm that is you?
>>705202293
The idea of fucking my own mom is gross
It's not just moms, it's like caring and possessive are great. Older is nice but my mom is fucking disgusting
>>705201901
ive always been one to sit in the back. if you want the spotlight bro you can have it
you got some mom-petition to contend with first however
>>705202322
Oh, well, I hope you can find someone who loves and cares enough to fuck you.
>>705202387
I don't understand what recipe you're even talking about.
>>705202410
N-No! I would never!
San's "Bone marrow"
>>705201802
>Hair pie??
You know what I'm talking about big momma - don't pretend you forget that romp in the garden the night after we first met.
>>705202523
Well, a cream pie. You gotta love how they're sooo warm when they're freshly made.
this thing is really weird
>>705202213
>>705202612
Oh my, that's quite lewd of you.
>>705202613
I've no idea what you're talking about.
>>705202615
I hope I could get to try it sometime!
>>705202389
When I say faggot I don't mean someone gay. I'm talking about people like you. You probably have no explanation towards why you hate furries THAT much
You shall explain
>>705202523
>Oh, well, I hope you can find someone who loves and cares enough to fuck you.
the fucking inst the hard part, find someone to big spoon you is
>>705202773
It's 4th of August 2016, on vacations in Nîmes. I was chilling on my brother's computer when suddenly my mother came in with a mysterious bag she found lying in a street. I opened it and the first thing i saw was two collecter DvD boxes of Sonic X anime. I laughed, naturally, but i was still curious... "And what if i watched it" i said to myself, so i asked the mighty internets, and they said yes, that i should watch Sonic X. And so, for the next three days, all i did was watch it. The show was bad and only made me want to kill more furniggers and decapitate Miku. If it landed in my house, it means it's a divine message, that i should lead a crusade against the Furries using powdered chlorine as a holy weapon. Anything anthropomorphic shall be obliterated for great justice.
TL;DR : I watched Sonic X
>>705202613
mom, what am i looking at?
>>705202612
jeez knew i shouldnt have let alphy know about the erotic ice maker i found...
>>705202749
Maybe we could! Let's head to your kitchen to make a cream pie right now!
>>705202833
What's spooning?
>>705202857
How did you get to this website my child? You're supposed to be asleep!
>>705202913
Sure! I'll go get the ingredients!
>>705202857
horrible proportions kiddo
>>705202851
Gud story, but doesn't explain why you hate all the furries. Most of us don't like being around the sonic or other ones anyway. That's like hating all the males because you saw a fleshlight and thought it was bad
>>705202995
Cool! I'll go find us aprons and mittens, and also set up whatever we may need.
>>705202995
>What's spooning?
being held while cuddling
I literally wanna kms (I will sign with my future trunks drawing for people to recognize me)
>>705202995
>>705202857
i didnt do it
>>705203228
Actually having an avatar or a signature is against the rules
>>705203087
Okay, let's bake! What's the recipe?
>>705203159
Oh, I was afraid it was going to be something far more sinful.
>>705203228
kms??
>>705203287
actually it's not
why?
>>705202995
i came here on frisk's phone... chara told me to... am i in trouble?
>>705203351
Oh well
kms= kill myself
>>705203269
Hmmmmm, are you sure?
>>705203364
May I ask why they wanted you to cum here?
>>705200284
Jews.
>>705203314
just hold me and let me suckel your breast milk
>>705203354
Because.
>>705203403
Well don't do that.
>>705203486
Jews?
>>705203513
What? Why are you suckinf on my breast, my child?
>>705203314
Let's make it into a banana cream pie, because I like bananas! First, use a large saucepan, and put all the milk, sugar, cornstach, and a pinch of salt in...
this slowly turns into a roleplay
>>705203595
you're not the loving maternal figure i need
>>705203642
Oh, and you're also polish! Hello brother with possibility of living in my city
>>705203427
hey if this is what i get in return ill show the kid all kinds of websites
i hear muffet knows how to surf the web pretty well too
>>705203427
when i asked her, she laughed at me and said something like "just do it for the lulz"
now my weener won't go down... am i sick?
wheres the nearest emergency exit
I live in Pulawy. Please type "Polish", not polish
>>705200284
Cherry pie, chocolate chip cookies with walnuts, and apple wanut fritters, in that order
>>705203766
>sans
>blush
>skeleton
>blood
>sweat?
the fuck toby
>>705203603
Okay, what's next?
>>705203646
Um, okay?
>>705203766
Sans, noooo, don't direct my children to strange websites!
>>705203832
I'll take care of that later, Asriel.
>>705203833
At your nearest school.
>>>/vg/
>>705203971
Wanut?
>>705203875
I'm on phone mate
Apparently I use "polish", as in nail polish more than "Polish", so yea. I live in Łomża
>>705204083
he was probably typing with one hand
>>705203996
Cook and stir over medium-high heat until... Oh! We forgot to put on out aprons! Here, let me help you wear yours.
i leave this conversation
>>705204219
I quit life
>>705204168
Why would he do that?
>>705204172
Thank you for reminding me! I nearly forgot!
>>705203976
simple
its crayon blush water sweat and ketchup blood
either that or im just magic
heck if i know
i'mma go set myself on fire
>>705204317
Wow, nearly forgot how tall you were. Let me just... Try to tie this around your bottom... There. We're good!
>>705204535
Please don't.
>>705204567
Thank you for helping me out with the apron!
>>705204691
No problem! We don't want to get our clothes dirty after all. Your tushy is kinda soft by the way, ahem...
>>705200284
Creampies
>>705204848
Oh, um, thank you, I didn't know my tush was soft.
>>705204916
Nice.
Mint Candies!
(to the tune of Leafy is An Asshole)
undertale is cringey,
undertale is cancer,
undertale is cringey,
because of it's fans
HAH
>>705205110
Y-Yeah, it feels nice... Anyway! Back to the pie... Cook and stir over medium-high heat. Thickened and bubbly, like your ass... I-I mean, like until it has!
>>705205414
watch those slip ups there buddy
youre stepping in puncharted teritoriel
there
>>705205414
I, uh, yeah, okay... And then after everything's put together, I bake it right?
>>705205542
Hahahha!
>>705205542
Even in death, Carlos pulls out the big puns. Better get ol shooty out again.
>>705205630
W-We'll now pour the mixture in the pastry shell, carefully, then we let it settle in the fridge for a while.
goat mom is cool and all but this is a really sad thread full of sad people.
if you use 4CX and hover over this image it looks like rathalos is setting me on fire
>>705205882
Yes, let's read a book while we wait.
>>705205987
Lighten up. Just some people having a bit of fun.
Its not hurting anyone.
If you don't like it, you don't have to stick around
>>705206120
Oh dear I forgot my picture.
>>705206153
You could do that, or we could start chopping up bananas to make it a banana cream pie!
Hey everyone, OPToriel here. I'm glad all of you came to shitpost with me, have a great night, I'm gonna go get some sleep in the off chance I might actually be able to do that tonight. Happy wet dreams, lovelies~!
>>705206513
yeah im bone tired too
night tori
Hey mom! What's going on in this thre-
...
>>705206513
Goodnight! Maybe the pie will be all ready for baking when you come back! ^^
