Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Calamity-masu'd
So is rolling for trips the hip new spam the kids are doin these days?
roll for shinoa
>>705187934
Elite Suika le claim :^)
>>705188130
Nah. Just spamming for lewds. I'm done for tonight tho. Back to regular posting.
>>705188159
Slutty waifu gud waifu.
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
>>705187994
Sounds fun
Chen is the dumbest fuck on waifu.
>>705188314
Just roll trips and see how Lewd /waifu/ can really be.
>>705187079
Thank you, Shinoa. Requesting it was a pain in the ass, but I'm glad that someone took the time to make it for me.
Well, I don't really know if there's a reason to be awake after Kyouko leaves.
I can tell you're both happy <3
>>705188195
You tried, you really did.
I'm sorry about it.
>>705188254
everyone knows hikage is best senran
rolling for shinoa for ever
>hikage
>>705188456
missing a link in there, buddy.
yeah, well he's happy and I'm as close as emotionally possible these days. being dead inside is kind of a bitch sometimes.
>>705188456
Eh, it's good practice. But man I'm so tired of captcha. I wonder how many trees, rivers, store fronts, and street signs I selected.
>>705188420
I'm all for a bit of lewd fun. Just a tease though. Full Lewds of my waifu are for my eyes only
>>705188130
It's old lol
>>705188159
>>705188500
Your dubs are commendable
>>705188314
No lewds. Bad rain lady
Bad
>>705188352
We hate him too, anon
>>705188078
You look nice with long hair
>nibble
>>705188646
Is this tease?
>>705188646
Then you won't want to roll for trips here. Mutual Lewd Agreement. If you roll for our lewds, we roll for you lewds. And the first to roll trips "Wins" but must also participate.
If you don't want to risk it for the biscuit, then don't play.
>>705188420
>lewding waifus
How about we keep this thread pure?
>>705188716
Shinoa is correct. Lewds are the worst.
>>705188795
Please do not use Mutually Assured Lewd as a lewdness deterrence policy. You could destroy /waifu/ as we know it.
>>705188893
See, even Cirno has the right idea.
>>705188893
How about you not post thumbnails?
Last thread for me
>>705188975
It's not like you have to participate.
Suzu claimed
>>705189033
>>705189082
>>705188749
It's the only image I would think of keeping. I just really like short hair
>>705189113
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>705188975
Thanks drunk waifu/anon person
>>705189033
Or go to sleep now. It's 3 for you
>>705189181
hey syndra. sleep well?
>>705189173
>>705189240
IT'S 4:20 AM FOR ME
>>705189003
Is this good enough for you?
>>705189240
Who needs sleep when you have /waifu/?
When back into a corner, every animal attacks.
>>705189305
>>705189333
>4 MB
>333
I don't even want to know how that's possible.
>>705188551
Am I?
Oh, you're right.
>being dead inside is kind of a bitch sometimes.
I'm really sorry to hear it, and I can tell it's hard to deal with most of the time.
I have a lot of questions, but also plenty of time.
It'll be tomorrow, like we said.
>>705188130
>new spam
Hah.
>>705189240
>Drunk anon
You called?
>>705189333
>>705189003
Cirno, just, fucking, destroyed, you, Tomoko.
>>705189456
any and all questions may be asked, but I hope you'll forgive me if I don't answer them all. I probably will though.
>you call these slags waifus
>>705189333
>>705189333
Is this? Nice trips by the way.
>>705189332
You go to sleep too
>>705189349
But in order of stay in waifu, rest is needed
>>705189488
Kek
>>705189357
>>705189687
Too lewd
>>705188768
Sure
>>705188795
I'm just here to tease a bit. But go ahead and roll for them if you want
>>705189240
Not drunk (right now)!
>>705189333
>FATALITY
>>705189772
But if you don't sleep you never leave
>>705189810
>>705189870
>>705188716
thanks but i am still going for your shinoa
>>705188646
d-do you like my tease
>>705189333
please dont get trips unless your participating for lewds
>>705189405
agree
>>705189772
But moooom! Sleep is for suckers! :^(
>>705189911
STOP POSTING LEWD THIS INSTANT
>>705189928
Very much. I hope you're enjoying mine
>>705189982
>>705189333
that is insane
>>705190061
>>705189842
In other words, yet
>>705189866
You're not saying goodbye now are you?
>>705189870
>>705189911
>
>>705189928
And if I'm taken?
>>705189942
Go to sleep. Not buts
>>705190188
Heh
Heh
Heh
>>705190215
nope, this is just random posting!
>>705190232
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>705189301
Hello.
No, not really.
>>705189842
>(right now)
>
>>705190215
Possibly, I'm starting to fall asleep at my desk. Also, are we a ship now, shipmaster?
My heart is in shambles once again
>>705190291
Lewds?
>>705190294
sorry to hear that. did seem like you weren't gone for very long. did you only get a few hours?
>>705190366
what happened this time?
>>705190367
>>705190294
How can you never sleep well? Jesus
You have sleep peoblems or something?
>>705190175
Is this supposed to be me?
>>705190215
Please mum, last thread ok?
>>705190366
Stop complaining
>>705190434
>>705190491
I didn't mean to make you cry...
>>705190291
Is it?
>>705190325
Go to bed or couch, where ever you sleep. Only if the other would like to
>>705190474
No
>>705190060
yes very much,, what did you think of tomos lewd i thoughy it was great
>>705190175
>>705190474
?
>>705190215
i shall... not give shinoa back?
so tomo do we have to post lewds now
>>705190562
it is. I have been shipped already. I'm sure yuuki is a lovely person though.
>>705189333
Let's see, that's a post that ends with a number 3, followed by another 3, and at the very end, another 3.
Seems like trips. Cirno is a god.
>>705189687
>Filename.
I couldn't roll for them.
I like the sharpie in pooper.
>>705190215
Cupcake is Kyouko's property!
>>705189616
I'm not in a position to ask anything out of place.
I do hope that you'll let me know if you'd consider any of them inappropriate.
>>705190543
You didn't
>>705190562
I feel like I need a new one since Sinon never posts here anymore, and that's who you shipped me with
>>705190619
Aw, thanks!
>>705190620
I certainly will, but I won't be the slightest bit upset no matter what you ask. I'm a pretty open person in private.
>>705190693
you betcha~
>>705190618
Is that even a real question? Of course i enjoyed it. It was great
>>705190620
Yeah, Cirno is pretty good at "rolling" for trips.
That's cute. Even if it is censored.
Well, now what?
We've done our lewd posting. Back to just waifu posting I guess.
>>705189772
Don't tell me I was summoned for nought
>>705190215
Whoa, hey, easy on the accusations!
>>705190311
This is what I'm saying! I'm not drinking, but have in the past!
>>705190419
>>705190618
>>705190620
Stop the lewdness immediately.
>>705190746
>>705190863
>>705190562
You know, I'll call you mom from now on, you brought this upon yourself, mom. This is my last thread, I promise!
>>705190912
>>705190975
you have some nice pictures of your waifu. she's a cutie.
>>705190618
Wew
>>705190619
The shipmaster is not aware ofn this
>>705190620
Ah. Gotcha
>>705190693
I'd say yuno but yuno is with rikka, right?
>>705190798
You were
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>705190434
I was gone for 8-9 hours.
No, i kept waking up a lot.
>>705190448
Yes.
>>705190815
Nah. Lewd is fun. You should join in.
>>705191016
Thanks, yours too! I loved Beatrice in Re:Zero
>>705191019
Probably? I'm not up to date with the ships
>>705191019
now you have been made aware.
>>705191067
you were? goodness. I have like, no sense of time, I'm sorry.
yeah ugh, I hate that. happens to me sometimes.
Claiming Felix
I've had my bat next to me all night because I've been hearing shit all fucking night
Might be my paranoia, but it might not be
>>705190749
your right not even a question
>>705190815
what are you talking about?
>>705191019
thats some nice shinoa art
heres another wew
>>705191144
that is a sign of impeccable taste. beatrice is perfection.
>>705191212
you'll most likely be okay, but be careful.
>>705190798
I can give that summon a reason~
>
>>705190815
>Oh it's the weekend, have a little fun
Don't go overboard, Booki.
>>705191212
Is it a fruit bat?
>>705190815
Oh. Sorry lol
>>705190951
And I'll add that to my long list of nickname. Answer is still no. Go to bed, Nep
>>705191144
Same. It's been a while lol
>>705191154
Yes i am. I'll do my thing when kyouko is awake
>>705191212
What's your living space like? Could be wood or something just creaking
>>705191230
Thanks and wew
>>705190618
Don't let me tell you what to do. Honestly I just posted them because I spammed two threads to death trying to get lewds.
Cirno comes in an POW! Trips like a faggot. Figured it was appropriate, and Ruri and I had a mutual agreement regarding trips. So don't give Ruri any shit about it, it was basically me pressuring them into it.
>>705191256
I missed her in the last few episodes! Her sarcasm and putting down Subaru was so funny to me
>>705191256
I have all my doors and windows locked, my bedroom window is impossible to open because it's been nailed fucking shut because it was broken, so the only way to get in through it is if you break it
>>705191359
he's awake, off taking care of something though. should be back later.
>>705191375
I agree. she had better make a return in season 2 or I'll be very upset.
>>705191408
well then yeah, you're gonna be fine.
>>705191339
It's a baseball bat that I use to bash nigger heads in with
>>705191076
I would never! Don't insinuate!
>>705191230
Keep your slutty cow-titted content in /std/ where it belongs. /Waifu/ is wholesome.
>>705191339
I'm not drinking. And please put your clothes back on, Makoto!
>>705190815
Yeah don't be a party pooper
>>705191230
Personally i think lewds make this thread even more fun then it already is.
>>705191359
Fine, alright
Goodnight /waifu/ (Geez mom)
>>705190815
Lewds are very fun
>>705191531
>/Waifu/ is wholesome.
This is not the first time we have posted lewds, well, maybe Ruri, and this will not be the last time.
Stay a while longer, and even you might succumb to our seduction.
>>705191660
patchy
>>705191673
goodnight nepnep.
>>705191019
Goddammit!
>>705191339
AWAY AWAY!
>>705191359
What about Eru?
>>705191488
She and Ram both need more screen time
>>705191824
eh. I don't care much about ram, but maybe if she had more screentime...I want to see more felt.
>>705191494
I've never seen a baseball bat. What's it like? What does it eat?!
>>705191531
But how will I spook the Ama?!
>>705191736
But Amaaaaatsu~
>>705191488
Does he even sleep?
>>705191673
Goodnight neppy! Guess who's going to get pats when they wake up?
>>705191736
Love ya <3
>>705191824
Would ship
>>705191914
Oh yeah, they showed her off at the start of the 2nd cour with Reinhardt and then never went anywhere with her
>>705192094
Yay! New ship hype!
>>705192066
Goddammit you trap lover idol!
AWAY
NO SPOOK THE AMA
>>705192094
Nice meme lil' smug
>pm me bby :^)
>>705191688
>>705191640
I'm a firm believer that there is such a thing as "tasteful" lewds.
>>705192094
normally he has been going to bed a lot later but he needed to sleep earlier for a thing, so yeah he slept. just not much. probably not enough :/
maybe he'll sleep at a better time tonight because of that though.
>>705192278
yup. it's a travesty. felt is another megacute from that show and there's criminally little of her.
>>705192066
It eats the brains of dead niggers
>>705190419
More pls
Hai yo!
https://youtu.be/A4S6dNvHBYI
>>705191736
>>705191736
Why are we the only morally upstanding people here!?
>>705192066
Put your shirt down this instant young woman.
>>705192437
If it's tasteful, it's not lewd. That is lewd.
>
Everyone just calm down!
>>705192278
Wait for tomorrow now lol
>>705192329
Thanks lil ship
>hard erping time?
>>705192442
Poor guy
![Syndra [138].png](https://i.imgur.com/R8uV4To.png "Syndra [138].png")
>>705191660
Sure is getting lewd here, slave.
>>705192641
I think you are just jealous that you're waifu doesn't have any good lewds.
>>705192674
Well, Cirno rolled trips. And immediately left. Pussy footing fairy.
>>705192329
But I love to spook the Ama~
>I love to love the Ama too~ So get over here~
>>705192464
That sounds like one spooky bat. Might wanna keep it in a cage.
>>705192612
It's a Nonon!
>>705192641
What shirt?
>>705192437
Lewds are lewds. As long as they're not god awful
>>705192641
Eheh.. Yeah, morally upstanding...
Suuure...
:^)
>>705192656
>It's hot, raunchy, erp time filled with a lot of bdsm stuff
>>705192802
NONONO NO
NO!
>NO!
>>705192442
I loved all of the female characters, I wish there was more screentime for all of them instead of the Rem show 24/7
>>705192656
Wooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>705192842
Eh, I guess so.
Personally I think voyeurism, exhibitionism, rape, drugged, and futa are not tasteful. I guess those are just opinions of a vanilla fag tho.
>>705192802
I take it youre bored too?
>>705192898
You mean sexy, hot, raunchy, erotic, kinky, tantalizing erp
>>705192925
Mmhmm now go to sleep like nep did
>>705191359
your welcome
>>705191640
honestly yeah, especially when others dont want it
>>705192464
my favorite kind of bat
>>705192612
hi
>>705192656
tommorow is in 23 hrs for me
>>705192802
so we ever gonna race on ps2 and you using madcatz controller
>>705192656
he usually seems okay, hope he's not too tired today though.
>>705192925
I hated rem at first then she turned into my favorite non loli. it was incredible, everyone kept telling me that would happen and I just didn't believe them.
poor rem...
>Drunken oni is the only one not morally bankrupt
What is happening?
>>705192778
Wouldn't YOU like to know!?
>>705192802
Makoto I'm warning you!
>>705192898
It can be a temporary thing for the sake of decency!
>
I'm running away!
>>705193218
Kinda
>>705193101
That's even better
See, that's why you're such a good erp partner :^)
>>705193218
I mean, lewds are privates anyway
OFF WITH THE PUBLIC LEWDING!
>>705193101
Fine
>>705193126
I grew to love Rem as well, But I'm on the Emilia train all the way lol
Have a good night /waifu/!
>>705193076
I agree with all that. Except futa.
I enjoy futa.
>>705193328
I'm sure I'll learn to like her, but I have a soft spot for people pining after what they can't have. not from personal experience, it's just something that hits the old feelers.
goodnight yuuki. sleep well.
>>705192802
Oi! Yush it is!
>>705193107
H-hi?
>>705193107
Pacific time?
>>705193126
Never know, homie
>>705193322
I know. Thank you:^)
>>705193328
Yay. Goodnight lol
>>705192802
I keep it under my bed most of the time
>>705193107
Oh for sure. I've found this thread most enjoyable of the night
>>705192898
I think you'll be screaming yes instead soon enough~
>>705193101
A little. Jumping between here and watching Escaflowne.
>>705193107
I do believe we agreed you'd be using the MadCatz controller.
>>705193218
Warning me?
>>705193532
How goes?
>>705193631
>Keeping a bat under the bed
I mean, I suppose it would have a place to hang under there...
>>705193938
Watching what now, plushie? I'm watching M'smugger's anime
>>705193621
He says with the best gif
>>705193938
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>705193938
Senpai pls
Also
>that picture
Wew lad
>>705193938
Tis' going great security anon!
>Just cashed my check today
>>705193621
mountain
1 am right now
where do you live
>>705193532
H-hello?
>>705193706
its good at night for me for research purposes
>>705193938
but im the guest
