What're you drinking tonight /b/?
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What're you drinking tonight /b/?
sweetwater extra pale ale
>>705173290
Too hoppy
Earlier, 40 creek & diet, now Gin and cran
>>705173410
pussy
>>705173701
Hoppy beers are for peasants.
vodka and rum, all chased with orange and pineapple juice
>>705173929
ah fuck.
>>705173908
It's 2016 you dumb cuck. Peasants were tough as shit and way more superior than any higher class. High class, royalty, and anyone born into wealth were absolute, total pussies. Simply drop some wealthy bitch into the middle of a war zone and watch them die with soiled pants, but a peasant, raised by survival instinct, would fight their way out or die honorably trying.
>>705174256
hey man relax, this is a drinking thread. so long as you're enjoying yourself with something to drink, who gives a shit right? have another, chill out man
>>705174319
righteous choice, anon. that's good stuff.
>>705174432
True. I'm kind of a mean drunk sometimes
>>705173152
Go to bed Rourke
>>705173152
Only 5 calories per can.
I started with Uncle Evan (because my last name is Williams HA HA HA HA GET IT??)
But now it's Miller Lites 'til I black out. Typically it'd be PBR, but I've been feeling guilty over the calories this week. Boo to that.
>>705174690
I'm not whiplash
Out of beer now
>>705173992
shot number I dont even know.
>>705175050
Also been really into Hamm's lately where I can find it.
Hated it the first time (seemed real metallic) but it grew on me in a big bad way.
Nothing special
There eat a dick. It's cheap and I don't give a fuck. Muh edge.
>>705176491
good shit anon, I love MD
>>705176491
Ill as fuck.
No lie, yr street cred just went through the roof.
>>705176655
I love how cheap it is. I can get entirely shit faced for 6-7 dollars. Buzzed for about 3.
>>705176701
Peach/apricot is the best. Orange is okay. That blue raspberry shit is nasty though.
>>705176905
How is the Kiwi Strawberry?
As an Elliott Smith fan I've been curious for years, but I've still never picked one up.
>>705177294
Definitely middle ground. It doesnt combine well with the alcohol taste in the same way that most things dont combine well with that alcoholic taste. However, its not absurdly awful like banana red or blue raspberry.
bow the fuck down peasants
>>705177809
>not stella artois
Its almost like you want to be shit tier russian.
>>705177809
>>705177959
also
>cashier
huehuehuehue
>>705177538
Haha, I know exactly what you mean. Peach it is.
As a low life, I appreciate the advice. Thanks my dude.
ahoy fellow anonomuys! ive drinking been on for hacking dayz! lel
Fourloko
>>705177959
i dont think the nigga drinking an 8 dollar fifth gives a fuck about being any type of russian, just a type of fucked up
>>705178114
OG Formula?
If not get the fuck out of here.
can you beleive this is where our tax dollars are going?
Just finished a 6-pack of this. Drunk as shit, love this 8.2% double bock.
>>705178114
What flavor, I only fuck with watermelon because it makes me real violent.
>>705177809
>bow the fuck down peasants
doesn't have Russian vodka. Okay then.
>>705178091
No problem man. Ay, since youre a low life, take some time to investigate the homeless. They have more going on than you know, especially if the Roma (gypsies) are around. Ive been looking for access to their bullshit council.
I want that god damn book.
>>705178612
>spends more than 8 dollars on vodka
WHOS THE REAL WINNER HERE?
>>705178612
fuk russia fucking commie fish heads
>>705179133
Nobody. I just wanna get drunk okay
Faygo son.
this
>>705179365
MMFWCL
>>705178612
lmao, when you drink to just get drunk quality don't matter, buy cheep, you just piss the shit out, and still feel like shit after.
buy 9$ 8% 12 pack of beer and get fucked up right like. when i buy them out of that i spend 20+ on rum or gin. get fucked up about the same, with the same hangover/withdraws like the cheep shit.
proficient drunk for 6 years, stay in college kids.
>>705179455
Vodka and sorrow
>>705179660
mfw I don't drink just to get drunk though. And No, can't do beer anymore, makes me too fat. Doing hard liquor whilst biking and running every day.
been drunk for 4 years man, so you stay in college
>>705179660
Stop being black.
>>705179660
When its not hangovers but "withdrawls" your in the game fo real
52oz Koolee from Kum&Go.
Coke.
I've posted like ten times in this thread and I'm all sorts of fucked up and I know this thread isn't that great but I want to buy all you motherfuckers a drink.
Love you guys.
>>705180237
dam sun u go hard
>>705180294
Hold on man let me finish this MD real quick. I bought like three because I need the release so i can function.
>>705180294
I know right. seems like every time i'm home getting assholeshitfaced, there are no quality threads to get in.
>>705180237
KUM&GO sounds like a gayman establishment
>>705180294
wow stealing dads beer again? or are you literally a pathetic man who is shouting like a drunk at a bar but online. like you cant even be the fool in real life you are so low you go to the internet and have to be the fool.
>>705180294
>>705180479
>>705180494
I'm sorry every 4chin thread I make is a shithole, I try though
>>705180237
also this.
>>705180548
yeah we get that alot.
>>705180548
dont make that joke
>>705180665
post mini dick. Will make thread 10/10 lmao
>>705180739
cut your nails you disgusting fucking computer using virgin
>>705180150
double dehydration, if you drink more than once 2 weeks, you still got a problem.
>>705180765
Its so easy though. That fucking joke is easier than a yo mama joke and i didnt think it could possibly go far, and im that faggot that fucked that ugly nerdy chick to make him believe he was worth a damn. The possibilities in my mind are sometimes beyond normal rationale, and i still think that joke is somehow easier than yo mama. You make as well call yourself Iphelia Hiney.
>>705180870
okay then fuckhole
>>705180768
:/
>>705180870
post nipple fam.
>>705181137
not gonna lie I probably would right now
>>705180971
just because your drinking doesnt mean you stop taking the schizophrenia meds bud. the fuck are you even saying.
>>705173152
its home brew over here ; im drinking a x2 bock while im cooking it
>>705180846
no fuck you
The real king of beers!
>>705181137
Thanks fam. Would pose as femanon to pretend to suck dick solely to improve your self esteem.
>>705181752
mexican bud light
>>705181456
just cause your a bitch doesnt mean your nasty ass finger nails dont have fucking disease growing under them. you literally probably got shit particles mating with other particles
Its pretty good
>>705181456
pull those titties out
>>705181456
ah the secret fat girl selfie. nice hand block to hide the chubby facial features and close up angle to prevent seeing the true mass you have. but the wrist kankle gave it away and after further analysis your probably about 200-250 pounds.
>>705173152
Can you taste the metal in it?
H2O
>>705181456
Yes dude
Savage
>>705181336
Its easy. That joke is easier to make than "yo mama jokes" and i assumed that was impossible. Im a pathetic loser with a high degree of intelligence, so thats astounding considering the crazy things that have gone through my head. Its so astounding that the only way to make it easier is to go by the name "Iphelia Hiney" (I feel ya hiney aka i feel your butt).
Is that easier for you?
>>705174731
>5 calories per can
>1 gram of sugar
>1 gram of sugar = 4 calories
>5 - 4 = 1 calorie
What is the last calorie? food dye and water?
>>705182014
It all tastes the same at this point
>>705182250
Yea, but pabst has a unique metal taste to it.
>>705181881
>>705173152
Same. America's beer.
>>705182638
>rednecks beer
FTFY
Tecate right now
Three margaritas, then two Bookers whiskey rocks. I'm pretty LIT
>>705181752
Tastes like any other..
As far as Mexican beer go, I like Victoria and Corona. Fucking hate Modelo Especial, which happens to be what everyone drinks..
>>705182014
>>705182385
I thought Rust was fucking hardcore edgelording when he said he could taste "aluminum and ash" but I drink a lot of cheapo PBR type bear and smoke Marlboros and most times I'm drinking and smoking that's all I can taste. Aluminum and ash
>>705183220
Beer is shit drink rum faggot
>>705182842
What's a bookers?
>>705183311
What are you, a teenage girl?
If you are in fact a teenage girl, I'm sorry if I have offended you.
>>705183362
worst bioshock protagonist
>>705183436
Id be worth more as a teenage girl, but im whatever you want me to be bb ;)
>>705183311
Rum is shit drink whisky little boy
>>705183220
I dont know who the fuck rust is. Smoking numbs your senses over time, if you quit it they should come back in a few months.
I use to drink pabst allot, but then I started to pick up on the taste, and now ever time I drink it, its like I have a peice of metal on my tounge.. wel more like theres metal disolved in the beer or something its weird to describe.
>>705183220
Rust as in True Detective?
>>705183362
130 proof top shelf whisky/bourbon
>>705183519
white rum < whiskey < other rum
>>705183500
If that's the case I'll bring the Bacardi Oakheart <3
>>705182191
your not intelligent, you are a scatter brained narcacist cuck with a lack of social skills
Miller Lite :)
>>705183787
Im a lot of things anon, every bit being whatever you dont want me to be.
>>705183728
Honestly, im actually not a fan of bacardi. I know a lot of other people like it, but for me, it doesnt sit so well.
>>705183540
>braces for "HURRR *TIPS BEDORA* xD"
yes
>>705183532
jaded burned out detective who speaks in 2deep4u metaphors and shit like that. Yeah I've noticed that from time to time, though sometimes my sense of smell and taste still seem rather sharp, despite several years of smoking. I only get the tastes when I'm doing both it seems, not one or the other (obvious reasons a side, I don't taste aluminum when I'm just drinking beer, or ash when I'm just smoking)
>>705180670
Mad Dog shit man good stuff for 14% ABV gets you drunk
>>705183823
>lite
>not high life
so close yet so far
>>705178612
Lone star cause this is texas bitch
Not really drinking because I have work tomorrow.
Water because broke as fuck
drinking Jim Beam bourbon idk if its shit or not. I'm a bab at drinking
>>705183964
>aluminum
It tastes like iron to me. I always drank out of bottles.
owell, if you enjoy it go for it. Not like you care about health anyway lol
>>705183964
No tips fedora bruv, he was drinking Lone Star though which is my favorite beer but ever since I moved out of texas I can't find it :( and I even live in the town where that season was set
>>705184038
Shit I also have some high life but keeping it cold for after work
>>705184132
I work every day and still drink vodka and rum like I posted before. Gotta love working for family
>>705184038
Tru
>>705184133
go suck off a homeless guy for some ethyl.
>>705184125
Mail me some.
>>705184331
High life is good only a $1.44 here for a 32 oz can
Got vodka inside. I'd strongly recommend it if you like mixing vodka with things
>>705173152
why is your beer can in a paper bag?
>>705184378
Pretty good beer
>>705184038
As a big fan of High Life when I want something non-Pabst and Miller Lite when I feel like a landwhale, might I ask your opinion on High Life Light?
Last time I tried it, it seemed like alcopop to me with its sweetness. Should I give it another shot?
>>705184497
Cheap beer or malt liquor taste good in a paperbag
>>705176154
>mixer shots
kek
>>705184456
Costs me $2 at 7Eleven, same can.
>>705184269
From my understanding, Lone Star is supposed to be like Texas' PBR? NY fag here, don't think I've ever seen Lone Star (probably because it isn't sold outside of Texas?) out here but TD made me want to try it.
>>705184252
I usually don't notice the taste when I drink from bottles
>>705184279
>keep drinking it cold after work
best way to drink it m8
>>705184331
have a (You) for my high life bros
>>705184456
I get six packs of the 16 oz tall boys for $4.99 or 2 for $9
>>705184062
am I the only vodka and rumfag here
>>705184497
Because black woman at the gas station that was attached to the chicken place/truck stop/casino that I bought it in put it in a paper bag
>>705184528
Never tried High Life Light. When I'm tired of Miller High Life or Pabst I switch it up and go to Rolling Rock, Coors Banquet, or Utica Club
>>705184681
Not bad here in Missouri most cheap beers range from $1.11-$3.99 from 16oz to 40oz
>>705184687
I like high life very good flavor cheap way to get drunk
>>705184770
Holy shit not a bad deal at all
Moving onto Steel Reserve
>>705184687
I'm the first guy you replied at, it's a little more hoppy tasting than PBR to me, I don't know how to describe it exactly but it doesn't just taste like nothing like how PBR does, but yea I've only ever seen it in Texas/New Mexico, which is a real boner killer for me.
>>705184670
>>705184829
more vodka and booze
>>705184977
I appreciate the response even still. It sounds like you've got the right idea anyhow. Cheers.
>>705173152
Ma nigga
>>705185325
Good beer cheap but get a lot for a good deal
>>705173152
I don't understand PBR drinkers. It's shitty beer, but it was popular because it's cheap. Now it's shitty beer thays overpriced and costs the same as any other shitty beer, yet people still drink it. Why is it hip to drink shitty, overpriced beer. Olde English is cheaper per oz and tests 10x better.
>>705185055
Been there when I've had little money on the end of a bender. Stopped 'cause it was starting to make me gain weight, also the huge sigma on you when you neighbors hear all the clanking of the bottles as you make you way to the dumpster.
>>705184829
>vodka
ONLY IF YOU A BITCH NIGGA. ONLY BITCHES AKA RUSSIANS DRINK ALCOHOL THAT TASTES LIKE WATER.
>>705174319
Beer shits + apple juice shits = terrible aftermath.
Monster energy mixed with Absolut.
32 0z can.
Drink half.
Fill can back up with vodka.
Swirl around.
Don't pass out.
Don't lose your drunk.
Fuck morning responsibilities.
>>705185751
>12 oz of vodka
lmao thats a fun night
>>705185895
Fun nights don't always turn into fun mornings though.
Also 32/2=16.
>>705185615
Dogg, have you had OE lately?
It tastes like someone dumped their ashtray into a Bud Light.
The only way to make it taste not horrible is a Brass Monkey, but even then you vomit half the time. Probably the real reason Eazy-E is fuckin' dead now.
>>705185615
I don't drink Budweiser products and PBR was at eye level at the gas station
>>705186038
My bad. Thought it was 24 oz. Fuck mornings. What you do is woke up then snort a line of kratom with a nice stack of choline and noopept, and then halfway through the day, eat mescaline. If you need to pull an all nighter, modafinil.If no modafinil, then take fucking Suzie Q and pass out until the next day.
>>705186310
Ima stick with drinking land bitching bout life in the morning. I'm not trying to science anything.
>>705185316
I'm just a cost effective drunk looking to stretch a dollar. All of those 30s will run you about the same, give or take a few bucks, at least at my local market. Cheers!
>>705185055
I'm both high life guys you responded to. My buddies and I that high life was a very cheap not that bad way to get drunk a long time ago and we haven't looked back. We can get a 12 of bottles for $7 and thats enough to get you fucked up if you keep on putting them down.
Had a bunch of Steel Reserve deuces one night and got real fucked up. I think I prefer Olde English.
>>705185131
sounds not too shabby, I'll have to make my way to Texas for a few 6ers. The nothingness of PBRs taste is kind of off putting to me, but not really, its certainly better than Coors Lite, Budweiser and the like. Not the worst of the cheap beer world by far.
>>705177100
la fin du monde is incredible
>>705185615
>overpriced
I can get a 12 for like 6 bucks, an 18 for 10 and a 30 for 15. There's also this stuff called Extra Gold Lager that's like 10 bucks a 30. Haven't worked up the courage to try that stuff, looked it up and it seems to be like Molson's version of Keystone.
Had vodka w/ orange juice
Then smoked a bowl
Then had 3 Southern Tier Pumkings (bitching)
Now drinking some captain morgan
My gf is in the psychiatric ward tonight and I'm bored af
>>705186441
Science is good af though. You ever watched limitless? Noopept is a psychopathic version of that. I could eat someone and be able to sleep well. Its that level of what the fuck.
>>705186310
glad im not the only kratom and modfag here
>>705173152
water.
>>705186808
>Pumking
that shit tastes exactly like pumpkin pie, its ridiculous. I was drinking a couple with my neighbor and he forgot he had shit to do with the wife, so I got to finish his, which was nearly full and by the time I got home to my garage I was absolutely fucked up
Rochefort 10
>>705185719
Hahahaha my neighbors think I'm an alcoholic
>>705186567
Awesome dude I loved high life ever since high school time for vodka shots
>>705186973
It's fantastic. I love pumpkin anything and have been looking for a decent pumpkin beer. This stuff is great;.
>>705187170
Check out traveler pumkin shandy its really good
>>705177100
Great fucking pick
>>705186843
Kratom is good for a lot. You got your orders in before everything becomes illegal because of how useful it is?
>>705173152
Icehouse Edge, because I am poor.
>>705187170
I'm not really much of a pumkin guy but I was and still am so surprised that it tasted exactly like pumpkin pie. Shit was delicious
>>705177100
>>705186652
>>705187267
Jesus, now I have to pick one of these up tomorrow.
>>705179365
Whoop whoop
>>705187735
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN
TIL I'M DEAD IN THE GROUND
beer, ""beer"" and wine
An 805 from Firestone Walker
like fucking water
>>705179660
>Beer
So innefficiant.
$15 for a handle (2.5 fifths) of rot gut whiskey lasts for 2-3 days vs $8 a day on beer
>>705187993
>grapefruit
Shit would taste better than that. Nothing is worse than grapefruit.
>>705187426
Yeah fucking dogshit DEA, got about $300 worth but awaiting the inevitable day I run out....
>>705188065
I find grapefruit juice to be the best picture if you have to buy cheap vodka. I mean which would you rather taste?
>>705188295
Personally, I prefer the taste of 4chan approved big black cock. Its only right.
nigger water aka purple koolaid n vodka.
>>705173152
it's lit
kek
>>705174432
Upper class shill
New Belgium Fat Tire right now, Paulaner Oktoberfest earlier
>>705188011
See if I buy a sixer of beer then I drink a sixer of beer, if I buy a handle of whiskey, then I drink a handle of whiskey. It's a fucked up form of self control.
Allagash, "Jim Bean"
Augustiner-Brau, Helles
Ayinger, Oktoberfest Marzen
Fair Winds, Golden Shellback Ale
Lagunitas, Brown Shugga'
Lagunitas, 'lil Sumpin' sumpin'
Dominion, Oak Barrel Stout
Boo. Just drank the last of my Maker's trying to steel myself for that Japanese Yakuza porno where some guys keep trying to drown some girl for real.
Thanks again for that discovery /b/.
>>705173152
Spiderman, banana man, and big black cock cum are the only ways to fix this thread.
Where are they when you need them?
Anyone recommend a good whiskey? I heard good things about American honey
Pic related what I'm drinking
>>705188955
Bulleit Bourbon, Makers 46, MacCallan for scotch
there are better ones but you can find these anywhere
>>705188955
Awesome matched
>>705189248
You got it, dude.
In fact, that was the webm that sent me on my journey and ended up ruining my whole day.
Then again, I'm rewatching it so what does that tell you.
>>705189489
Im looking for the whole vid
>>705189248
is she okay?
>>705189372
Ayee and Ive never had that flavor of shock top I'm guessing you like it from the fact that you purchased it. Lol is it good?
>>705189948
Ehhh started like a pretzel then turned into your shock top belgian beer
>>705189860
Lol i am not sure anon
>>705189860
She lived, but immediately retired from the business.
Everything besides that is pretty much just rumors from Google Translated Chinese tabloids..
>>705190133
You got a link to the series name by any chance?
>>705190387
Sure, search "bakky visual"
However, you didn't hear it from me - and furthermore: don't say I didn't warn you.
Knock yourself out.
>>705190600
Lol is it worth a search?
>>705188787
Oh ok that makes more sense I guess. Ya i dont have those kinds of control issues. I just find my buzz point in the morning then maintain that throughout the day
>>705188787
Oh Jesus, I just realized I'm the same way.
>>705185287
idk man, that is pleb level vodka (absolut much better) and pleb level rum (just cheap for higher abg)
>>705190600
O M G WTF
>>705186105
Still better than pbr
>>705191114
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm just a drunk guy.
>>705190875
My first step to stepping back was not going to my bar every night, if you go to the bar they'll serve you as much as you want because lets be real, we're alcoholics and don't appear drunk until a silly amount of alcohol, but if you stop at a gas station and buy some drink on the way home then you're limiting yourself
This
>>705191245
I am in shock
>>705191324
Not a bad cider
>>705173152
Stroh's
Can any anons confirm that it is thhe oldest brand name beer in american that is still available today? 1775 /b/ro's
>>705173152
jefferson bourbon
some mixed with hard ginger ale and a belgian white blue moon
>>705191277
That makes a lot of sense.
I already do that to some degree, but that is actually really good way to keep things in check.
Thanks man.
>>705191473
goddamn can you be hipster any harder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gzfQ7NSs1c
>>705191463
I wasn't kidding, dogg.
I thought I was tough shit until I called in sick to work that day because it depressed me so much.
>>705173152
Old Fashioned
>>705191641
Glad I could help, good luck with your drinking
>>705191898
Dude this shit is all sorts of fucked
>>705191991
DAE LUV MADMEN?!
>>705191473
As someone who is /really/ into lawnmower beers, I've been wanting to try Stroh's for ages.
How much would you want if you were to ship me a case?
>>705191804
Mmmm
>>705191771
>>705192216
Guys, Guys! Stroh's is like the cheapest beer ever.... fuck it's the only six pack under five bucks at the 'ol LQ by my house... why did you think I was drinking it? (my buddy got a 30 case, said it was around 25 bucks, so expect shipping to be a real factor in the price to move this shit?)
>>705183823
>>705184038
>>705184331
Miller tastes like ass, drink Coors poorfags.
>>705177809
Are you gay?
>>705191991
I don't fuck around with cocktails, /b/rother!
>>705181456
Pls gib me sex
>>705183214
Nigga corona is a shitty modelo
>>705192740
Kek coors
>>705192660
I know! I know! That's why I get so sad because AZ is the shits for old school regional macro-brews. If you look far and wide here, every once in a while you might come across Old Style, Hamm's, or god forbid Genesee and that's about it.
I suppose I'll just have to take that vacation after all.
>>705192959
>>705192740
Both u niggas trippin
