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fuck off to /soc/ with your andross-looking ugly face
>>705155624
you canadian?
>>705156253
notyou, alas
>>705156262
Nah, persian
>>705156291
I'm flattered you think that
>>705156336
from Iran proper?
>>705156371
Well, given the number of posters ITT, you're one of >>705156019, >>705155802 or OP
>>705156225
go back to china town, chinky
>>705156519
he's an impostor, sadly
>>705156519
Moved to the states last year
>>705157640
how painful was it when they snipped your willy?
>>705157640
was an honest question ;(
>>705155624
Any chance you could timestamp a quick pic, or just post one touching nose?
>>705159207
he can't ;(
fuck all you all
From last night.
My phone camera sucks, and before anyone says it, yeah i know i look like an oblivion character. Pls no bully.
>>705160202
you Latino?
>>705160202
Post a pic with the lights on plox
>>705161153
yeah 1/2 colombian 1/2 white.
>>705161289
uh-oh. does that mean you have a foreskin?
>>705161198
i just turned up my screen brightness bc fuck you too
>>705161432
nope. my dads a jew so im cut
>>705161518
not bad, prolly not your best pic here but charming poncho-thing
>>705161518
Huh. Is he literally Jewish? And are you at least happy you're cut?
>>705161686
Pls be in london
>>705161664
oh my god everytime i post on these threads theres always someone asking if im circumsized.
>>705161289
you should watch Narcos
>>705156225
ok but for real do you have a tumblr bc you're really cute and i want to follow you
>>705161961
Well I'm often the anon who asks such questions (not always tho), but I def don't remember you. unless you're that one baltimore dude, but I don't think so
>>705160202
YOURE SO FINE
Sup fags
>>705162164
thank you anon
>>705161289
so...is he truly a jew?
>>705161987
yeah a buddy of mine said it was good. my abuelito was involved with some of the drug shit but came to the states before it got serious.
ebic
>>705162523
yeah. His mom (my abuelita) escaped hitler europe with her grandparents bc they were kikes. she was too young to remember it.
So he's half jewish then, ty based anon.
>>705162087
I dont really have a preference. Its easier to clean i guess
>>705162757
pretty interesting. then did you have a religious ceremony (bris), or were you cut in a hospital?
>>705155624
AY KOSKESH SALAM FAGGOT
>>705161845
Nope... I'm really far away from London. You guys will never guess.
>>705163040
Australia.
>>705155624
Here I go
>>705162358
I like you eyebrows.
>Not gay intended.
>>705162909
yeah, i did. i remember coming out of my moms vagina too.
Lol ill have to ask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5wZuBxDuM
HA
>>705163207
Thanks bro
>>705156253
>>705161686
34 year old men pretending to be women ITT
>>705163274
ayy lmao get those fixed asap nigga
>>705163183
not that bad expected autistic neckbeard/10
>>705163358
Why ? Kek
>>705163212
so...would you actually ask? sorry to be a pest, though we'd both learn something from it
>>705156253
>>705161686
Lies! Horrid lies!
>>705163454
Well, thanks for acknowledging the obvious.
>>705163483
you got that Karl Marx eyebrow-beard combo going, either shave or fix up eyebrows professionally, trust me it's worth it
Hi /b
>>705163543
I will judge a bitch on her eyebrows!
>>705161134
you look like a woman mate
>>705162739
Wtf are you real
If yes pls smash me
>>705163646
Well fuck it maybe you are right lol
>>705163671
Oh... You're pretty.
>>705163809
I know, not much i can do about it though.
>>705163671
Hello >>REAL<< grill I know for a fact that you are a >>REAL<< grill because you said "sup /b" and did not put in >>REAL<< timestamp. Now please give me >>REAL<< tits or gtfo
>>705161518
Pablo?
>>705163531
I doubt i did i was raised christian.
Rate me
>>705163350
Why do you say so fag?
>>705163963
No nudes, and no timestamps, I have another pic though, from when I had longer hair
>>705163983
yup
>>705164168
you have a putrid chin and horrible teeth and gums/10
>>705164190
oh gosh your eyes are gorgeous honey.
>>705161518
is me
>>705161518
Intriguing. then, were you also left with a thin brown/tan ring from it?
>>705164253
k den nigga
>>705164201
If no time stamp then send family pic with other faces blurred out. deliver faggot.
>>705164201
Irish fag detected
>>705164168
You should shave and brush your teeth.
I refuse to believe women use this shithole website.
>>705164365
Nice brows but weak chin/jaw/10
>>705164317
Aww thank you. :)
>>705164399
Nice dubs, Michigan though, dude I don't even look Irish m8
Kek well here is me. Plz rate
>>705164796
You look canadian.
>>705164796
Your friend looks hot. Shame about her face tho
>>705164796
Ohh sorry then bro my mistake
>>705164607
>>705164317
Just fucking kiss already you coy cunt and shy nerd
>>705164396
Me and my baby brother
>>705164796
Left has such beautiful eyes
>>705164907
shave and straighten nose/10
>>705164365
youre so cute do you have a tumblr?
>>705164907
Why is your head so damn small?
>>705164907
Hondurian.
>>705164607
is your hair naturally that color? the green looks good against the dark
>>705161518
underage/10
/b/ooze
>>705165037
Cute kid, lemme guess, 3?
>>705165037
Ok I believe you now u have a pretty smile grill
>>705165037
You look like the type of girl who will marry a really stocky high-school football coach
>>705165145
cuz of angle and close up
>>705165158
cloze fam im mexican
>>705165127
already shaved today.
>>705165121
She's a makeup expert man
>>705165198
what a compliment.
>>705165204
Damn you pretty 8/10
>>705165303
not really...
>>705165186
Yup. But it looks darker than real due the light on my room. Actually I'm brunette.
>>705160202
Or had I asked you about said line/ring before?
Meh
>>705165334
Thanks
>>705165291
Dat fking ugly dress doe
im new to 4chan
My cambra is dark :(
>>705165261
That makes no sense. Close up would make it look bigger. Just admit you got the African voodoo shrunken head curse. It happens to the best of us
>>705164168
>>705164907
btw im same person....
>>705165230
He was a bit younger in that picture, but he's 3 now, I'm sure he'd thank you if he could talk but I'll thank you for him
>>705165489
Go back to Peru/Go back to Peru
>>705165527
my head looks fine in that pick. stfu
>>705165542
Bit surprised he's not talking yet tbh
>>705165426
well i think you're quite attractive.
If you feel like it, kik me at Mr_Prezz_fbta
>>705165489
Tits or gtfo
>>705165693
Dude your head looks like a fking smurf on a big body
>>705162757
or are you ignoring me? Promise that I don't ask in bad faith, or to get under your skin. Just honestly curious
>>705165534
Shit bro, look to your self, you're mixed race not mexican because you live there. Get another style, shave...
>>705165686
im not even from peru tf
>>705165850
stfu or stfu
>>705165823
>>705165418
You look extremely unsatisfied with the way the world and your life turned out
>>705165854
I love your hair. sassy asf/10
R8 & h8
>>705165964
Well you look like.
>>705166026
gtfo shane-dawson ass lookin nigger
>>705165693
Yeah just showed your pic to my gf without saying anything and she brought it up too. Your head is small bro
>>705165489
Nice big tits, nice hair, pretty face
8/10
>>705166103
you look like a school shooter
>>705165963
true lol. yea im mexican by descent
>>705165470
$3 from a thrift store my man :')
Here's one I found from goodwill
>>705166116
thanks? i like to pretend im a 10 at walmart
>>705165854
Looks like Scarlett Johansson
>>705166232
A bit better
>>705166172
Mixed m8, mexicans do not have your kind of lips and eyes.
>>705166163
shhhh you'll ruin the surprise !
Just kidding but nah man I'm harmless
Ello /b/
Rate me
>>705166290
kek
>>705166024
Thank you!!
>>705165793
Me too, he's just a slow talker I guess
>>705166388
2/kys
>>705166388
If I had a penis I would anally rape you
7/10
>>705166354
Wow that's a huge compliment jeez haha thank you
>>705166387
not bad chin with not bad aesthetics except big ears/10
you should lift bro, you look skinny af
>>705166387
Look's like a pretty chill dude, genuine smile gg bro
>>705166494
of course. How long have you worn it short?
>>705166388
underage and still 0.05/10
>>705166388
>>705166388
ELLO BLAZERS, NOFUKERZ HERE
>>705166543
You're welcome! Btw, I agree with the other anon about your hair... I really like it!
>>705166511
That's kids for you. I guess I'm biased since the only kids I can compare to are my own two boys and I guess I just lucked out
>>705166689
Im 18 though.
>>705166552
yeah 5'4 weigh a 100 lbs height of link weight of iggy pop on 10 pounds of coke
Roast away
>>705166577
thanks man
>>705166878
ur makeup is shit and ur hair is outta control
>>705166878
It looks like a thousand tiny Mexicans landscaped your eyebrows
>>705166377
Yay! How about this one, also found at goodwill, also most recent picture of me
nb4 ugly watch/10
>>705166625
Ehhhhjjjj probably a few years, it used to be a hell of a lot shorter
>>705164168
Why are you at the outlets of orange
>>705166878
hell nah girl you look beautiful af and your eye brows are goals
>>705167033
Your frames arent aligned right.
Fix that shit.
>>705165854
You smoke weed and drink and you could lose a few pounds
Nice face, so a nice foundation to work off, just don't color your hair unnatural colors or wear such bright lipstick. I see a lot of potential in your face. Stick to natural colors.
7.8/10
hiya boys
>>705167121
Best one here, yet.
>>705167033
Much better, 8/8 face btw,
>>705167033
99 percent sure this is some neckbeard posting photos of some girl, but thats a sick ass space painting
>>705160202
Age?
>>705167050
not too many girls can pull off short hair like that.
>>705166114
Nah m8 average size
>>705167213
timestamp or family proof or tits/10
>>705167291
Red paint looks awful.
>>705167291
look like a chill dood would get drunk with and make drunk food
>>705167113
Might be the angle, I'll check it out later I guess gg no re
>>705167213
T I T S
I
T
S
>>705167416
Seconded
>>705167291
Microcephaly/10
>>705166878
Biggest eyebrows I've ever seen
Nose rings suck
That lip color is too bold
Hair looks like you spent hours getting it just right and it still sucks
Eyelid color is too dark
If you gain one more pound you will have a double chin
Nice eyes, nice face, nice lips
I'd rate 7.5/10
>>705167453
Allahu akbar
>>705167213
Looks cute to me, hard to tell though
Doable?
>>705167416
You know me well, anon.
>>705167382
And is there a reasonable chance you'll humor my other (admittedly slightly more intrusive) questions in the next thread?
>>705167312
Thanks man haha
>>705167683
is that you neil patrick harris?
>>705167683
You look like the lovechild of Quentin Tarantino and Neil Patrick Harris
>>705167683
NPH with down syndrome
>>705167033
Not trying to be weird, just legitimately curious cause I don't meet many Michiganders on here. What area are you from? I live in GR right now.
>>705167683
ALL HAIL THE NEW EGGMAN
>>705167744
dude they just come off as creepy. maybe if im higher than i am rn
>>705167115
Wrong about the weed buddy
>>705167929
Aight. Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable tbh, just doing an informal survey
>>705167988
kevin bacon/10
>>705167213
anothr 1
How menne kms/10
>>705160202
>19
Don't get fat
I swear to God do anything in your power to not get fat. You don't want to lose that face.
Everyone here who legitimately posted their own face is the pinnacle of retardation. This is an FBI thread. Good job, you are now on their list.
>>705167683
Topskeks
>>705167683
>>705167825
>>705167880
>>705167892
Better one i guess
>>705168043
how tall are you?
>>705156225
You look a lot like me. Race?
>>705168046
makeup on point/10.
>>705168106
Holy fuck it is NPH
Yeah, I know my uglyness, please don't bully
R8 me
>>705168191
Much appreciated
>>705168085
that or get really really funny and rich. Thanks anon.
>>705168046
Beautiful
>>705168118
5' fucking 4"
fook it
>>705162739
CROOOKEEDD NOSE
>>705168324
Wow thanks
>>705168046
Eyeliner goals asffffff
>>705168043
I'm a 10/10 guy and 6'1 and I would throw you a fuck
I would even go out on a few dates with you but in the back of my mind I would know I needed someone else
>>705168270
troll/10
>>705168085
>>705168290
should be out getting drunk tonight
>>705168270
you look 15 and 55 at the same damn time
>>705168376
You really put yourself together well
>>705168536
I already got drunk and went out that's why I'm in this thread
>>705168566
You look high...
>>705168239
Deft not ugly
>>705168339
You look like a scrawny badass
>>705168566
nice dubs
>>705168626
I try not to be a ham beast, thanks again
>>705168731
Thanks...
>>705168633
Post drunken pic then
>>705168738
>>705168566
You look like the brother on a sitcom where a female is the main character and you come in and give manly yet piggish remarks at her and her friends
Like you would swing open the door and walk in on your sister's friend in a towel and then say "Aye, looking good Trish" and your sister would shoo you out
>>705168239
Not ugly at all bro. You just look like an average guy with a shit hairstyle
>>705168633
and im shy and dont get drunk.
>>705161686
Obvious bait is obvious
>>705168933
Haven't cut this thing down in a while...
>>705168937
Post shy pic!
>>705168803
That's as worthy a goal as any, yw
>>705168239
Nigga just lose a few pounds and you'll be fucking stunning
>>705168818
OK here's some advice kid: The end-line is that you look ugly. But you can change that quite easily. Lift, do cardio start nofap and once you reach non-fattiness start drinking shit tons of water everyday and do jaw execises for better aesthetics/less pudgy face. When lifting focus on weight loss and definition instead of strength and most importantly fucking either shave or grow a real beard. Oh, and get your eyebrows professionally done and for the love of god choose a less round-shaped haircut and instead a more bold, edged haircut to remove attention from roundness of your face. Get into a sport or a hobby other than video games and get either thick frame glasses with a matte black finish or contacts. Eat better food even if you don't like it and don't fucking wear anime clothes you weeb.
Godspeed anon, godspeed.
>>705166878
SHOW TOES
im at burger king rn waiting for my chicken fries as im posting this old picture hi again
>>705169302
Fun fact: drinking alleviates shyness. Also, college is a unique time in life, don't waste it being too introverted
>>705168046
Show your fucking toes
>>705169558
Nah footfag
>>705169629
obviously not you then
>>705168046
Stop blurring your face so we can accurately assess your appearance/12
>>705169521
Im studying medicine, being shy helps with grades. but i drink and smoke on occasion.
>>705169724
Nice try, couldn't I just post any toes?
>>705169496
Too much foundation. You look like you've been tanning your face for hours and covered your neck the whole time. Those glasses are as big as your face and you look like a cocky, uppity bitch who never shuts up, but I would fuck your face until one of us died.
9/10
>>705169864
how is that a 9/10 you creep
>>705169496
Would love to see a pic without the ridiculous glasses
>>705164399
>>705169795
GL, becoming a doctor is hard from what I hear
>>705169840
Yes. However, according to the monty hall problem, you either are fake or have ugly toes. Simple math brah.
>>705163846
He's wrong, friend. Nothing wrong with having manly eyebrows and a matching beard.
>>705169496
This picture is gay as fuck.
Anyways, here's me I guess..
>>705170220
Welp, agree to disagree on that one my dude
>>705170085
Foundation and glasses can be taken off you asshole that I want to slide my weiner in
>>705170286
You look like you've been crying and need a hug
>>705170286
I'm gorgeous and cool and would love to play smash bros with you and watch you suck ass at LoL
