W-welcome to cooking w-with Alice!
The hottest OC on /b/ or y-your money back!
lurking
Beef jerky.
>>705153927
fuck yeaaaa
A maid for a maid
>>705153927
fuck off
I came here to fuck bitches and get fives, and I'm all out of fives
git nake
Damn bitch, you need some fucking sun.
Yes Please
Lurking
Too late for this shit but I'm on board
>>705153927
tits or gtfo cunt, also timestamp
I h-hope everyone is ready for an Alice-Maid Meal!
monitorin this thread
The most exciting time of the day has finally come
>>705153927
>inb4 trap
Back from space already?
>>705154297
its a guy with a gross man face why do you think its hiding behind a cute anime girl
>>705154259
Oh boy
Show dick
something something pover-tea
It's [sarcasm]only[/sarcasm] been like three weeks since the last one. Kept me waiting.
I'm in love with alice !
Make Pigs in a blanket
>>705154259
I see what you did there.
>>705154170
And of course I am out of fives.
>>705154259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z91Cb2i7EC
>>705154362
precisely my thought :D
you stole it >:C
>>705154297
Shoulda inb4'd the first picture, mate
>>705153927
What are you cooking
>>705154425
S-sorry! I've been b-busy at work!
hot tamales i completely forgot
>>705154466
nice double dubs anon
>>705154466
its over buckeroo
>>705154368
holy crap that picture made me spit dr pepper all over my keyboard. sauce?
L-let's start with a little tea, shall w-we?
Next w-week I will probably do smaller tea threads on Monday and Wednesday, s-so look for them!
>>705154528
Should see if work will let you do work outside. You're ridiculously fucking pale.
>>705154528
good lord and savior jesus christ may he rest well in heaven show your fucking breasts
>>705154600
>>705154603
I WILL FIGHT FOR MY RIGHT TO FIVE
>>705154528
Just want to let you know you're a gross fuck and should stop associating yourself with cute anime girls because you will never ever in your entire life look cute like those girls.
>>705154630
Lol sorry anon, I found this on a thread so idk
>>705154690
challenge accepted
Lurking...
>>705154649
does your parents know about this?
>>705154649
Do people in your life know that you do this? How do they feel about this?
>>705154774
kaaaaaaaaa
meeeeeeee
>>705153927
>The hottest OC on /b/ or y-your money back!
tits money or gtfo
>>705153927
You're doing well, doll-lover.
This ghost is happy with what she sees
>>705154774
Baka! Off by one!
>>705154818
haaaaaaaa
meeeeeee
>>705154649
look at those sturdy wrists,could fight a car with those
>>705154690
how about a (high)five?
>>705153927
>>705153927
XDDD LE STUTTERING MEME OMG HOLD ON LEMME TRY THIS MEME
>h-hey guise I'm so shy n a-awkward XDD amirite I'm so weird right guise? XDDD
>>705154649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V38OuEVCJ5
F-first you will need to milk a n-nigger's dick. T-then y-y-ou will need to lick a h-hobo's c-crusty asshole because I-I'm such a g-gay nigger kike f-f-faggot.
>>705154649
Crutches here, loving the new look <4
>>705154808
>`People in his life
>>705154650
H-hey!
>>705154739
Y-you realize I'm Japanese and Korean, r-right?
>>705154670
S-sorry! N-no can do!
>>705154808
>>705154803
I l-live on my own <4
>>705154445
sleep tight porker
>>705154870
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
check em
>>705154649
Chai tea is my favorite.
>>705154931
>>705154890
T-thank you both <4
>>705154981
It's m-mine too <4
>>705154445
>▶
sleep tight porker
>>705154649
>tfw no Alice to drink tea with
>>705154936
Hi hi Alice
>>705154865
... Well fuck
>>705154890
Why not.
>>705154970
Get gud
>>705154936
No friends?
>>705153927
Haven't seen this kind of thread in over a year. Where you been?
I'm still disappointed that you didn't record yourself taking a bite of those delicious-looking hard-shelled tacos last time, Alice-chan.
Can you record yourself taking a bite and post it on vocaroo this time? P-Please?
>>705154981
chai means tea
tea tea is my favorite too anon
>>705154970
opps wrong img
there we go.
>>705154936
NOT SHOWING TITS
THIS THREAD IS SHIT
>>705154936
In that case I take it back. Scrawny white kids are gross. Asians are a different story.
>>705155063
gimme a sec.
>>705155051
If y-you drink it now, we'll b-be drinking together!
Chai tea has a l-lot of health benefits, and tastes great when mixed with black stockings!
It's a delight f-for the tongue AND t-the eyes!
Y-your s-steam maid is here! :3
Nice stockings, by the way <4
>>705154936
Hey kyoots
>>705154445
sleep tight porker
>>705155087
Get gud
>>705155167
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>705155063
Allright bromeo lets go for the high five,hopefully
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>705155079
Every f-friday at 10PM EST!
And soon, M-mondays and Wednesdays too!
>>705155113
S-sorry!
>>705155120
I'm also a g-girl <4
>>705155168
What are we going to be making tonight after we finish our tea Alice-chan?
>>705154630
It's an edit of Ichigo Mashimaro
>>705154445
>705154445
sleep tight porker
>>705155267
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>705155168
I guess I'll have to go get some then. It really is good tea, but I don't have any
>>705155168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uNz3J9mw4P
>>705155304
blugh i missed. sorry everyone.
>>705155168
do you draw those faces yourself?
>>705155168
how different animu faces do you have?
>>705155168
I'm having a different kind of tea already, though!
>>705154893
/thread
>>705155375
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>705155338
I'll t-tell you right now!
W-we will be making polish sausage!
>>705155407
Then get out.
>>705155304
>>705153927
>T-T-T-TEN OF SPADES!
>>705155433
check em
>>705154445
sleep tight porker
Meh Dick!!
This thread is a clusterfuck of people pretending to be anime characters.
>>705155456
Show us your dick already
Where is Blood-chan? I know she is lurking too
>>705155456
>polish sausage
but that's not japanese
>>705155456
why the sup-par pink? what happened to the blue alice,WE NEED ANSWERS
How many Alice's does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>705155456
I d-did ask for good cooking tips!
Enlighten me <4
>>705155506
Second time is the charm, everyone knows that the pro's can get them at will. Like gary oak.
>>705153927
Whoa hold that god damn phone now, are you the original Alice from years back? Seven something years if I recall?
>>705155407
I'll make you into tea.
>>705155456
What's that on your stove? Looks like a cosplay kit, or a shittily drawn sonar display, or something. Does it come into play tonight?
>>705155403
Dozens!
>>705155401
N-no, I scraped them from the boorus!
>>705155562
I d-don't have one, sorry!
>>705155617
It's a m-maid outfit!
>>705155630
Just one!
Has Alice ever done anything lewd?
>>705155652
lol alice is fucking dead, this retard took her place a bit ago
>>705153927
wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDKLvRHkGLo
>>705155689
do it faggot
>>705155709
Nigger.
>>705155709
Nigger
>>705155652
T-that's me! Five years!
>>705155679
T-that is my tea set!
>>705155709
W-what?
>>705155687
L-like what?
>>705155709
No this is the og alice. I can promise you that as much you nigger.
>>705155709
nigger
>>705155709
We know you're upset you nigger but you cant talk to others that way.
>>705154445
sleep tight porker
>>705155680
sick of the lies, really what did you do with the REAL alice imposter
>>705155680
But then how does she change it?
>>705154445
Sleep tight porker.
>>705155652
yeah, the one who hosted the circle jerks
>>705155846
fuck it just check em
Y-you will need the following ingredients!
>>705155709
u l t r a
n i g r a
>>705155932
Off by one, fucking baka
Why do you pretend stuttering while writing?
>>705155837
You know like what Alice. I don't care whats downstairs or upstairs, I want to see it.
I must know what hides under your apron.
>>705155994
your one to talk.
>>705155412
> when you try to call attention to your own stupid post by '/thread'ing it
try harder friend
>>705155874
T-that you Clint?
>>705155893
I'm g-going to just ignore y-you and move on!
>>705155922
N-no, that was Bernkastel. I ran Alice threads.
>>705155907
C-carefully!
>>705156001
I'm n-not!
>>705156023
I mean I think most would wreck it anyways.
>>705155893
Should I watch Space Brothers?
>>705155947
See /b/, you wanted Alice's sausage and you got it, happy now faggots?
>>705155687
You have to deserve it ;)
>>705155947
D-did you duct tape paper to that fancy dress? Or am I missing the procedure here
>>705155709
Fuck you nigger
HOL UP smacks lips What youse tryin' to say is rolls up sleeves What you white bois is saying breathes heavily through gaped teeth That we niggas can pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline That we can like get sum snorts loudly through huge nostrils Get sum of that you saying that holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice Some finna eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank Hol up so u be sayin is licks teeth and grins That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO smacks lips profusely SO HOL UP HOL UP steals SO U BE SAYIN gets jiggy wit it SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN eats a skittle AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN checks for nearest KFC U BE SAYIN collects welfare HOL UP HOL UP licks teeth and smacks lips AYYYOO U BE SAYIN does the crip walk SO U BE SAYIN opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer WE GON BE dindu.nuffins FINNA WE GON BE sucks air through teeth AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE pulls up sagging pants SO WE GON BE instinctively looks around for police SO U SAYIN WE GON BE faints and then gets up repeatedly SOM FINNA scopes dem titties SO WE GON BE shouts at movie theater screen SOM FINNA chucks spear AYYYOO SOM FINA sets down cotton bale HOL UP strokes welfare check pensively WE GON BE throws gang sign SOM FINNA swings from basketball hoop WE GON BE grabs dick and shuffles left and right SOM FINNA participates in a drive-by shooting HOL UP MUH NIGGUH converts to Islam U SAYING WE GON BE repeated World Star yelling in the background SOM FINNA sells crack That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING Rolls a blunt AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
>>705155947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ulru492DUF
>>705156070
I'm the King of Fails, not fives. I just use his image set.
>>705155947
what's going on under that dolls dress? anything that resembles genitals?
>>705156070
I'm watching this
>>705155709
I suppose that'd make sense, I don't think we ever SAW OG Alice though correct? I mean, I don't offer any offences but I never really paid that much heed to the original divide she caused. I just liked watching the flame war lol. Good on her(?) though for damn near militarizing a portion of the population though, very entertaining.
i may be weaker than goku but these dubs don't lie.
>>705156096
Yeah, s-s-s-sure you don't.
>>705156096
Sooner or later. i'll expose you.
Why are there so many people pretending to be anime characters in this fucking thread?!
Youre a chick right oP?
I may have been dark, for years, but I'm brightened watching you now
Keep it up, Alice.
>>705156306
W-why aren't you?
>>705156320
I am f-female, yes.
>>705156247
Not even close
>>705156320
Don't count on it.
>>705156194
really,you don't say.
>>705156306
cuz they have mental illnesses.
>>705156139
>>705155837
Who's the real Alice here?
I deserve it. All of THE CHAN deserves it. Deliver.
Oh boy.
Lurkin
I never really was any good at cooking. I always got my buddy Genis to cook for me.
>>705156194
Oh, are we posting OG shit now? I got some of that.
Who are the cunts having a 5 war?
>>705156368
Wrong answer.
>>705156401
Right answer.
>>705156247
kek
This is bad.
The concept was good enough for a reply.
>>705156396
I do say, problem my good sir?
>>705156434
People still have that? Go figure.
>>705156092
B-but Alice, w-why are u such a smug piece of w-weaboo shit?
>>705156131
you gotta decide that yourself buster
>>705156427
N-now you need to carefully cut the sausage into tiny pieces, s-so it cooks more evenly!
Watch out, they are slippery buggers
>>705155709
Nigger
your not me now fuck off
>>705156001
Shes being fucked by the 10 inch black cock while replying the thread
include me in the screencap faggots
>>705156638
check out these trips
>>705155837
Well damn, welcome back to the plaguelands, if this is the original Alice that is. I suppose even if it it's not and you're a shadow, as long as you're having a good time mate.
So; let's pretend you're you, why in the black hell did you come back here?
>>705156589
Why do you post such castrating videos? I want to see you rubbing the sausage, not slicing it
>>705156559
I'm J-japanese, so how could I b-be weaboo?
>>705156589
THATS NOT HOW YOU CUT
YOUR SLICING THEM TO BIG
YOU ARE GOING TO CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS
FINGERS TUCKED IN PINCH THE BLADE
>>705156589
Careful with that knife Alice! You don't want to cut yourself!
>>705156695
sure, next time buddy.
What a cute trap, would smash I don't care if you call me gay.
>>705156589
Never seen more fidgety cutting from a grill in my life, OP. You need to take a deep breath and slow down a bit.
>>705154445
sleep tight porker
>>705156711
By getting trippus for us
>>705156589
This looks some solid food to eat while raiding
10/10
>>705156711
Stop stuttering damn it. You're writing not talking Alice.
>>705156306
>on a pakistani pencil sketch enthusiast site
> asks why people are pretending you be Achmed the Camel
>>705156697
Ah? I've b-been posting these threads for weeks....
>>705156729
>>705156712
>>705156708
I d-did my best! You ever c-cut things when you c-can't see?
>>705156796
I'm f-female
>>705156815
I have n-nerve damage.
this thread
>>705156411
Bad little boys ask too many questions <4
Alice is just Alice, that's all you need to know
Enjoy the cooking though! Aren't you happier just being in here? Do you need a hug? I l-love giving hugs!
>>705156552
Oh yes, I still have my Alice Thread folder~
you have quite a kitchen for it to be yours alice
>>705156711
S-sure you are p-princess everyone totally believes you keep doing you kiddo!
Alice what the fuck are you doing with that knife you gotta handle that thing like it's your baby, quick and smooth movements
I'm thinking of dicks, not babies
![no-no-no-very-bad-man-Babu-Bhatt-seinfeld-gifs-finger-wag[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/RaZMxrw.gif "no-no-no-very-bad-man-Babu-Bhatt-seinfeld-gifs-finger-wag[1].gif")
Every fucking friday, "hey anon whats on your mind" "hey anon cooking thread" what gives why are you doing this? I remember the last thread you were on( I assume it was you anyway) and you were talking about league of legends and being completely ignored, I thought you would have learned by then nobody gives a shit about you and they only care about themselves... but you're still here like an annoying pos
Damn, I don't even have my stoner chick folder anymore, and I gotta get to work. Still, it's nice to see these threads are still around. I'll have to check it out in the morning.
>>705156907
You misspelled brain damage.
>>705156943
I need a hug
>>705157033
get outta here you and your dubs.
>>705156907
You can't see because you have a fucking piece of paper in front of your face. Take it off.
>>705156907
take the cardboard cutout off you slutbucket
>>705157033
You're actually retarded. Amazing.
>>705156943
The only hug I need is from your pussy/boipussy.
I want Alice to be a boy so bad. I want to ravage her butthole but only if she is a biological male. Too many people on this planet, need traps to curb overpopulation.
>>705156945
Beautiful
>>705156891
I d-don't see what that has t-to do with it.
>>705156951
It's m-my penthouse apartment <4 So it is q-quite small, sorry!
>>705156971
G-good to hear <4
>>705157033
Ah? T-that wasn't me, I d-don't play League. Besides ROCKET LEAGUE!!!
>>705157085
A-ah? Pipegirl?
>>705157117
N-no, my brain is quite well thank y-you <4
>>705157154
I'm a b-bio girl!
>>705157154
Is it not a boy?
I love it this much! Bonus points for best tea.
>>705156589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0COaJb5CxUL
I want to ask you one, very Important question. What do you feel about yourself?
SAGE. OP PROVE YOUR A GIRL AND SHOW YOUR REAL FACE.
>>705157198
yugi gtfo
black up in dis bitch.
>>705157033
It's kinda sad she even had to resort to trying to convince everyone she's a girl and not an obvious trap and that she's Asian which is absolutely laughable to believe that. Attention whores will never learn.
N-now it is time to cut t-the pertaders!
B-be very careful, or y-you might lose a finger!
>>705157136
Hey atleast I'm not the one replying to a fucking weaboo pretending to be a cartoon character.
>>705156907
Really? Interesting, I don't come by often anymore. Every couple weeks to check in, see if the axe hit yet and the like. That and if there's ever a political event, lord knows this place becomes a den of screening right swing chimps at the drop of a dime.
>>705157218
>penthouse apartment
are you rich?
>>705157149
You're misunderstanding who is who here, but I will give you and >>705157121 a warm huggo! <3
>>705157222
nice trips,faggot
>>705157275
I understand covering the face, but show us you're a girl.
Rule #1,2,4,7,12,8,10 is tits or gtfo
>>705157325
I'm not either you mong.
>>705157293
Maybe after you get a dub when you call it.
>>705153927
Don't do it op he still loves u ( assuming ur a girl )
I am quite addicted to chai lattes.
Thats chai in macchiato style.
Shits so good its ridiculous
I have no idea what's going on.
>>705157304
These threads go back to fucking 2010.
Get out of here newfag
>>705157437
k,
now!
>>705157304
I've b-been doing this for five years dear, I'm n-not Cracky-chan.
>>705157251
W-what do you mean?
>>705157325
I'm actually f-from a video game <4
>>705157359
I w-work in NYC f-for a large financial firm <4
>>705157347
I understand t-the feeling <4
>>705157309
i want you to use an appron only and show some ass tbh
>>705156589
>>705157309
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kJfHcofCku
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BUjhlMJ4DR
Alice be my cute femmy boy and I will pay for your house so you can cook forever.
>>705157534
This. Still keeping yourself modest but giving your audience what it wants
>>705157482
Copious amounts of drugs and mods not banning everyone.
>>705157517
Nope, get gud scrub
>>705157529
nice thread btw
>>705157218
I guess? I always called myself stonerchick i think. I don't remember what i was referred to as.
>>705157534
This.
>>705157529
I mean what do you think of yourself as a person.
>>705154649
I see i'm not the only one brewing green teat tonight.
>>705157529
Please, stop sucking so much dick.
>>705157488
That has nothing to do with what I said. Fuck off Alice stop defending your shit posting
>>705157527
>>705157529
oh boy here we go
>>705156589
Dear...
I know you selected this meal on purpose.
You're some sort of devious devil-woman. And that's coming from me.
Still.. Keep it up.
>>705157529
Alice I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna fuck you consensual or not
>>705157699
>>705157711
dubs!!!!
>>705157529
This thread is cute
>>705157650
She has proven she is a girl before
>>705154445
Sleep tight porker
>>705157767
make dat 2
>>705157650
Why aren't you happy, anon?
Life is too miserable to get in the way of other people's happiness
do you need a hug also? <3
>>705157597
I'm a g-girl, sorry <4
Bitcoin is always w-welcome though!
>>705157534
S-sorry, I'm not an attention whore <4
>>705157619
T-thank you!
>>705157637
I t-think that I am a p-person!
>>705157650
S-silly, that isn't m-me
>>705157218
This is my ideal woman (that is if it is one) the fake stuttering, the fact that she browses 4chan, the cute af maid cosplay. This is basically every sweaty obese weeaboo basement dwelling faggot's dream girl
>>705157529
excuse me, why you gotta suck so much dick?
N-now, be sure t-to cut your small pertaders till t-they are very small, t-to show them who is boss!
>>705157699
And dubs confirmed it.
>>705157529
you must be very smart.
how old are you?
>>705157829
>I'm a g-girl
Not interested now.
Do you still have the shirt I made?
>>705157807
I don't like frauds and liars. Simple as that, and this thread is filled with that. Plus a lot of autism but so is every other thread
>>705157829
Why do you do this on 4chan? Why don't you do this on YouTube and let all the weeaboos worship you like a god?
>>705157832
>every sweaty obese weeaboo basement dwelling faggot's dream girl
>3D
Fuck outta here.
>>705157927
By body frame and Job type. I said 25 - 30 range.
>>705155084
"茶"（chá) means tea, you degenerate
>>705157917
well laddy fucking daaa
get dubs when i don't want dem.
>>705157915
That dog was very cute, what's its name?
>>705157915
did you just poop a dog out????
>>705158012
Damn straight I don't why should I give some fuck a dollar or two for bringing me pizza.
>>705153927
Tits or gtfo slut
>I w-work in NYC f-for a large financial firm <4
the fact that theres a grown woman who works for a large financial firm making cooking threads with posters on her face might also be my boss scares me
>>705157915
Nice dogo Alice :)
I don't really care if it's male, but do we have have any confirmation on its gender
>>705158041
Get gud or go home
>>705155178
Wanna be my steam friend ?
>>705157874
C-can you imagine how horrible it would be if g-girls didn't do that?
D-do you prefer boys to do t-that job for you? That's okay too, there's a lot of cute ones out t-there!
>>705157979
You shouldn't be so upset, can I turn your frown upside down somehow?
>>705157935
S0sorry <4
>>705157969
I d-do!
>>705157927
23~
>>705158002
B-because I'm not an attention whore, and t-this is my home <4
I do this to warm the hearts of Anonymous, much as I listen to their troubles and give them advice every weekday at 8AM and 8PM EST
This is my way of giving back.
>>705158054
Nano <4
>>705158062
S-sometimes that happens!
>>705158110
G-get back to work!
Alice at least pretend to be a trap. I promise to ignore your vagina please be mine
>>705153927
id like to piss in your assbyou little bitch
this guys get dubs.
>>705158153
>get gud
>get
git gud faget
>>705157915
I see a teensy pupper <4
>>705157829
What mode do you play in rocket league? And on what system? And what's your rank? I might've bumped into you~
>>705154445
sleep tight porker
>>705158110
Your boss probably murders hookers and dresses up like a woman and gets pegged by his 50 year old wife so.
>>705158138
I'm f-female.
>>705158181
W-what?
>>705157915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YHERp9aG8O
I'm liking where this thread is going.
>>705158175
That makes me happy!
I'll resume lurking now <4
>>705158196
You wish
>>705158213
Never, I refuse to be good.
N-now you need t-to warm the m-meat up!
Be very g-gentle with your meat, or it m-might get bruised, and y-you don't want that!
