You're going to die, anon. Any last words?
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You're going to die, anon. Any last words?
>>705141242
Fucking finally
Alo Akbar
>>705141242
What are you going to kill me?
when candlejack gets here he's taking someone..
>>705141333
checked and dito
Haha, you can't kill that which is unkillable.
>>705141242
RACE WAR NOW - GAS THE KIKES
dubs and i dont die
>>705141242
I'm losing nothing of value right now.
SUCK MA DICK!
What is already dead may never die.
>>705141978
Now, say good night, nigger
Fhritp
Check my dubs messtar gurnmam
>>705141242
You're a big guy
If i get dubs, you gonna let me live.
>>705141242
its about fucking time
" Maybe i will die.... but... At least i'm not gay "
>>705141242
Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit,
both now and ever, and unto the ages of ages. Amen.
>>705141242
YOU ARE A BIG BITCH. I HATE YOU. YOU CAN EAT MY OVARY AND DRINK MY MENSTRUATION WITH YOUR FAMILY. AND YOU HAVE CANCER IN YOUR POOL VAGINA.
>>705141242
> teleports behind you
nothing personnel, kid.
>>705142242
For you
"can I writer her name on the bullet? I want her to be the last thing on my mind"
>>705141242
Go ahead, make my day motherfucker.
>>705141543
Learn to use commas you dumb fuck
valar morghulis
>>705141242
dont fucking kill me with my own gun... i guess?
>>705143881
Gp100
I got a boner
>>705141242
Thank you.
>>705142767
Why do you have this picture anon? It has to be the only time you've ever used it and probably ever will, unless you make a thread like this again and post this same picture
Tiocfaidh ár Lá!
What are you gonna do stab me?
Meh.
>>705144072
you masturbate to gons?
watch dizz, you gon' liek it
Plz don't kill me I wanna live more :(
"IM GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK"
Robber/Terrorist runs away in confusion
>>705141242
Not before Trump!
His name is Robert Paulson
>>705141242
You cannot kill what you did not create.
>>705141242
Should have raped her. Dang
>>705142362
Suck my dick or you know what happens.
Sincerely
Op
Do it already fucking fagget.
You can't hurt what's been dead inside for years.
"The game"
>>705141242
How about a last cigarette instead?
>>705144440
>off by four...
>thanks
My dubs say other wise
>>705141242
ITTY BITTY BOAT
>>705145108
HABEEB IT
>>705141242
Honestly it'd be so easy to disarm that guy, plus he's white so you know he can't fight. I'd probably say something like "Rexall brand is the greatest for gastric pa-" then snatch his gun and shoot him in the gut a few times and watch him die.
Pro tip: never stand within 21 feet of someone you intend to shoot
Fire, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>705141242
>>705141242
TRUMP 2016
>>705141242
Tell Jannica to fuck herself
My Queen.. My love.. My wife
>>705141242
I dindo nuffin.
YOU FELL INTO MY TRAP CARD
ANY LAST WORDS?
>>705145316
>gets threatened by gun
>steals gun
>nigger logic
>>705141242
Before you do, I gotta tell you, I think there's a sni
>>705145648
>threatened by gun
>do nothing and die
>cuckold swede logic
I'll suck your black cock master
yes, someone has definitely had to have gone so far as decided to go even look more like..... like honestly can you tell me, has anyone ever been so far as decided to go even look more like???
>>705141242
Look at my dubs
>>705141242
What are you gonna do? shoot me? ZIP DIDDLY BOP!
>>705145316
>white people cant fight
>fighting is when you wildly chimp out and swing your fists around until the thirty seconds is up.
Yes, there's a man with a suit parked next to a taxi on Bremerton st. Go to him. He will give you a card. An ace of spades. Take it. Take it to an elderly woman at the loe kee apartments on Georgia Ave. (apt 147). She will give you and address and a phrase. The address being 2415 west jasmine st in Stephenville TX. The phrase being, "the winters coldest winds breeze amongst the trees limbs". Say that phrase to the "true" owner of the house at said address she will give you a semi automatic assault rifle. Take the rifle to the top of either Mt. Rainier or Mt Spokane in Washington, (A sherpa will meet you halfway). Light a fire in the hidden tower of drindle. That will signal my godson in Anaheim california who will then contact you with the code word: yellow. Take this to anaheim find my godson at the fishermans market and tell him "yellow" he will then give you a series of three numbers. 69,96,66.
Take these to the docks on any beach you come to in california. Find the boat with the name, "Aziz Ansari" and you will find a safe enter the numbers in the order they were said. Once you find out that those numbers resemble nothing and its just a padlock, shoot the lock with the semi automatic assault rifle and retrieve the papers inside. My will, my 7th grade report card, and my final words. Deliver me my final words so i can die peacefully.
Thank you.
Trips and I get saved by pure luck.
>>705147011
Most white guys can't even manage that. I've been in a quite a few scraps and white guys never fight back. You hit them once and they give up. To white guys fighting is screaming like children and pushing whereas black guys actually punch.
Anyways I'm white myself so it's not that I'm racist, just realistic. White guy with a gun is a threat but I've got a pretty good chance of shooting him in the gut a few times and laughing while he dies.
"For Harambe"
>>705141242
Thank you, I'll see you in the next life.
>>705147235
1. You're pretty fucking edgy, kid.
2. Those little ghetto fights of yours don't mean shit. People who are fighters can snap bones with their hands.
>>705147498
"I'm coming home, big fella!"
"Ever seen the movie Chef?"
Give me last drink
Karma's a bitch.
>>705147626
Nope, sorry lol those karate demonstrations are for show.
People can dislocate and damage joints using leverage and their entire body weight, we can rupture internal organs and blood vessels; we can't snap bones with our hands.
Even if there was someone who could, why would that person use a gun? If this guy's a martial artist why would he not know about the Tueler Drill?
Face it, you're a cuck and probably a fag.
Delete my internet history at least
>>705141242
Here i come, harambe!
Hey, Mr Shooter man, your shoelaces are untied
"Check em."
I
I dont want to die
>>705141333
This and nice get
Its been a good meme...
>>705141242
Yes, just three
>>705142362
If dubs he makes me sick his fat cock instead
>>705148295
Damnit reroll for get my boi pussy filled
Islam was a mistake
>>705148427
Fuck it just kill me ...
>>705141242
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
>>705141242
I bet the Jews did this!
Shoot me as I cum please show mercy
>>705141242
I wish I'd gone to more orgies.
>>705141242
why are you pointing a pellet gun at me?
>>705145993
>feelz threatened by comment
>butthurt reply
>upgraded from nigger
>to butthurt nigger
>>705148829
You replied to a butthurt comment, I guess that makes you somehow even lower. Probably a cuckolded swede watching his daughter getting raped by "syrians" and fingering his pooper as a result.
>>705141242
"Let's just do it" The famous last words of the last man that was exicuted in America when they banned it
Later picked up by a major sporting company and slightly modified to make "Just do it"
Ind4 snakes in the glass
>>705141242
Thank you.
"please, PLEASE don't fucking kill me!! I'll do anything you want, ANYTHING- just please for the love of God let me live!" *Pisses self
>>705147928
No, I'm a mugger who gets it up to pony porn.
>>705144104
Because I can? What does it matter how many times I've used or will use it?
>Implying I made this shit thread to ironically post a reaction
Kill yourself.
>>705141242
This actualy happened in a dream of mine, what I said was just simply:
"You gey"
There are only 2 genders.
>>705145769
>this white guy has a suprise for you
>>705149372
Gay
Kiriko, I'm so sorry. Please know that I learned from this, and that all that I taught you was in order to make you realize things you perhaps had come to ignore for the sake of stability.
Keep fighting to make things happier for you. I'm sorry I can't do anything to help. In fact, I probably made them worse.
I love you.
I would stare him right in the eye and get my final revenge.
"You just lost the game."
>>705141242
u gay if u shoot
>>705141242
Nothing is real. Everything is permissible.
>>705141242
>Milhouse is a meme
>>705141242
I fucked your mom
>>705148566
Checked
>>705148997
>Again threatened by a swede reply
>Projects an autistic front
>Paints a colorful picture of daughter
>Nigger compares himself to poop
>nigooper logic
Tell my sister I'm sorry.
>>705141242
I really hate niggers and jews
>>705149937
>Nigger compares himself to poop
>>705145401
Dindu Nuffin!
>>705150658
i wanna replace the photo with a gay threesome but my photoshop license is expired. :(
Atleast buy me a drink before
>>705141242
I am the gun.
>>705143376
>Learn to use commas you dumb fuck
Learn to use commas yourself, you dumb fuck.
>>705141242
I did it for the lulz, faggot
>>705141242
I always wanted to be an Adventurer, but then I took an Arrow in the Knee.
>>705141242
What is dead may never die.
fuck dude
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
>>705141242
finally
>>705141242
Nothing personnel kid.
*Clears throat*
Check em.
That's why I slept with your daughter AND your sister!
>>705141333
Ma niggah
OP is a faggot.
Also, According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second.
Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen!
>>705141242
This again? Well shoot me in the stomach I never get to die well. At least its not a car crash this time.
I'm sorry.
i will make it short and sweet if you shoot me i will have you know that i will fucking haunt you in cod for the rest of your life constantly camping your bitch ass out
you have to ask yourself one question punk did i fire 5 shot or 6 ?
Trash racket
What are you gonna do shoot me?
Clear my browser history please.
uh huh huh huh uh...
how about "butt cheeks" ?
>>705141669
Underrated
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>705141242
I have a couple, butt cheeks..... and boobs, I just gotta say that again. BOOBS
>>705155769
Shut up beavis
>>705151625
>>Learn to use commas you dumb fuck
>Learn to use commas yourself, you dumb fuck.
Kek
someone clear my web history.
>>705142037
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!
Also, came here to say this lel
>>705141242
"interesting, so you thought you weren't a faggot and actually had a gun pointed at me...shatter, kioka-suigetsu..."
>>705141242
chek em
No funeral.
>>705141242
...
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>705141242
We're both going to die you stupid fuck.
Bush did 9/11
>>705141242
Nigga plea --
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>705147045
Why would he not just skip all of that and just go find the boat, you literally told him where it was, there's no need to go through all of that other bullshit
I'd get my dick out and blast my would be murderer with piss
>>705158566
for the sake of the joke??
Fuck Hillary.
fuck niggers
I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR!!?
>>705159547
ummmmm sauce?
>>705141242
damn.
>>705159639
A shitty movie.
>>705141333
Fucking eh
"It's free real estate"
>>705141242
>I fucked your mother.
I never have to work tomorrow again!
i shall not worry about death because lord kek is my savior
