Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>705124317
claiming (you)
Goddamn heavy mech event. Wait times are insane.
Erica claimed
jesus fast thread
>>705123884 (shiro)
oh happy birthday already man! since i wont see you tomorrow
oh hell yea i fucking dig this song and i feel you on that
but i cant really remember what song is on what album so i cant immedeatly agree on that it being the best on the album
>>705124159 (dog man)
later friend
>>705123905 (akame)
dude you really should get that chekced out
you have free healthcare as well
do it for me at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8ZpCygkMa8
>>705123371 Rory
If it was as simple as that I would, sorry.
I can't sleep during the day even if it was for the life of me.
>>705123386 Shiro
I usually sleep fine, just last couple days been a bother. Don't worry about it.
>>705123552 Alice
Yep.
I'm fine, really. Just a tiny bit tired, not as much as I was expecting. Doing much today Alice?
>>705123577 Toga
I'm good, just laying in bed right now. Doing nothing, how are you?
>>705124325
Love fucking is for conformist chickenshit anyway
>>705124612
agree completely. anyone who participates in such thing probably also enjoys spending time with their family and maybe even romantic comedies. it's disgusting.
>>705123786
I'm doing okay. Those boots looks familiar, I think I watched one episode of the anime they were in. Is there a car crash in the first one and one of the two girls has a mother who is a healer?
>>705123884
That's still far too much time. How many classes did you have today?
>>705124604
I went to the dentist today. It ended up being a four hour trip because I kept missing buses
>yuno
silly tsunyun i meant for research purposes not in real life
>kirino
thats true not everyone has the same tastes
>type the numbers captcha
i is confused i missed it, well im gonna go for now
>hikag
>>705124518
Thank you.
>>705124604
Okay. Any plans for the day?
>>705124713
This looks like a sad scene.
>>705124467
>>705124858
Shiro claimed.
>>705123386 (shiro)
YOU are having a party? Like, with people!?
What happened these past weeks!?
>>705123529 (tsunyun)
Well I guess you could call it a moba. But it is a very fast one, compared to games like lol, where a single ranked is like 50 to 60 mins on average (counting queue and champ select).
In Wows the game ends on several different occasions: once a team reaches 0 or 1000 points, once every ship in a team has been sunk or when the teams cap is conquered (last one only in certain games), and above that the game automatically ends after 20 minutes and the team with more points wins.
Furthermore, if you die you can just leave the game and start a new one.
So on average it's probably like 10 minutes per round with a cap at 20.
>>705123552 (alice)
That you must not eat meat on friday, because Jesus died that day, but fish is okay! (And also beaver, venison that's been cut in fish shape, and mincemeat that's been hidden in other food.)
>>705123786 (erich)
>
>>705124604
Well I'm just reading old maddox stuff from back in the day
Glad to hear you're doing fine
>>705124729
None of which suits us. There's nothing worse than being smitten with love
Fucking ew man
>>705124976
it's just way too gay, honestly.
>>705124918
Well my grandma insisted on throwing it for me, so yea. With people, specifically family.
Uh, did you not know I'm not depressed anymore and that I'm happy with my life? This has been the case for a while now. I mean, I'm still not too good with people, but I'm good around family.
>>705125055
I want to have you inside me
Calamity-masu'd
>>705124796
Yeah. But there strikers not boots.
>>705124918
He He
>>705125142
I'm pretty much exclusively a bottom, actually. sorry~
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>705124604
When you get tired enough, your mind doesn't care. Been there, done that.
>>705124918
So the gameplay is similar to MWO then, in that you control your movement independant of your aiming?
>>705125259
Ay, yo it's fine my dude, if two lesbians can do it we can do it too
What are you a fucking pussy?
>>705124796
Reminds me I should really go to the dentist someday soon, checkup and whatnot. What was it for? Just some cleaning or what? 4 hour trip, fuck that man.
>>705124832
Nope, not really, got a free day again today, so I'll probably just go for a ride and workout or something. My vidya is getting old and boring.
Yourself? I heard something about a birthday, how old man?
>>705124976
Never really read anything like that. I hope you enjoy it. Thank you.
>>705125382
Yep, exactly right.
>>705124820
aha my bad
im quite silly yes
but thats what makes me likable, i think
>>705124832
no problemo
>>705124918
oh yea that does sound pretty fast paced.
interesting mechanic though, ending the match after 20 min, doesnt that really benifit getting an early lead then just assuming the turtle formation?
playing really definsive i mean
It doesnt matter who we are
*breaths all heavy and shit*
>>705125529
Don't worry about it, I'm just glad to hear you're fine
Oh it's nothing fancy, just some old shit, not really as relevant as it used to be
>>705124713
Slutty maid bully. <3
Best type moon claimed.
>>705125698
KinPatsu!
>>705125232
I didn't really follow what was going on. I'm not sure if they went into what they were in the first episode either.
>>705125303
Hello Syndra
>>705125529
Just a regular cleaning. Yeah, 4 hours. I missed the bus at the terminal by 2 minutes, and I missed the bus after the dentist by 2 minutes. That's an extra hour of waiting already lol
>>705125956
Hello Chen
Claiming best girl
>>705125529
I also got tired of vidya a couple months.
I'm up to nothing today really. I suppose listen to some music and watch YouTube.
An age I shall not state, because no ban ples.
>>705125956
What a cutie.
>>705125409
you have a point. we'll find a way for sure.
>>705122020 (Alice)
Sorry headed for some food. I know what you mean, games aren't really solving my boredom anymore, they're just kind of numbing for a while. I change game that often it just feels like 10 minutes of entertainment and an hour of drag I'm doing because I'm pretending it's fun.
>>705125139
That is good to hear! Did you stop listening to that garbage too?
>>705125232
Haha! You dropped the hat during this reckless stunt!
>
>>705125382
I do not know of this MWO, but yes, the movements are independent to a degree (most cannons can only move within a certain angle).
>>705125582
Nah, games almost never reach the 20 min limit anyway.
There are certain occasions where some people just hide in the corner and wait for the win because their team is so far ahead, but it's really uncommon.
Despite it being rather short games, it's not really a fast, action packed shooter either. Battleships for example can often only shoot once every 40 secends, a carrier may need about 5 minutes for a single run (can have multiple planes up in the air at the same time though) and if you chose to go the wrong direction at the beginning, you may spend 9 minutes getting back to your team while being useless.
It's a bit hard to explain, maybe you should just try it out once you get the time. It has sick Kancolle mods!
>>705126354
Double dildos?
>>705126023
Sorry, to burst your bubble but I'm not chen. Also that's not even chen in the pic
>>705126107
>>705126894
I actually own a double sided dildo.
>>705126023
ok
>>705126635
No!
>>705126951
It all works out in the end
Who's usually on the other side?
>>705126894
That's a truly horrible transparancy.
>>705126916
Well thats a sight for sore eyes
>>705126635
If you're referring to noise, no. But it's one of the genres I'm least active listening too.
>>705126916
Hiya!
>>705125857
Don't quite understand why you would worry about me of all people, but it's still appreciated.
>>705126023
Well, I hope the cleanup went all okay. I've missed buses many times, sucks when you just miss it, sorry to hear it man, didn't you miss an appointment?
>>705126107
I've just run out of things to play. Doesn't entertain me much anymore.
I'm just watching some Arma 3 videos.
>>705127075
I just use it like a handle, mostly. quite convenient. never shared it with someone yet.
>>705126951
I do too, but haven't found any use for it with any other girl. Maybe I need a longer one
>>705124493
I seriously don't know what people find so good about her... she is skinny as fuck, has an annoying personality and is wearing stupid shit
>>705127293
it's just nice to have such a long one sometimes, really. for various reasons. it's also one of the thicker ones I own, so that's nice.
>>705127094
shamefur
On other news, hi, hello and the usual. What's up?
>>705127187
Dibs
>>705127156
You've been staying up late these past few right? You shouldn't
>>705127099
Well I couldn't leave all you cute goths here alone.
>>705127143
Hi hi!
That.. That's a really nice picture..! Ahh..
>>705127156
Gotta say, I adore this picture. As a fan of Kagamine Rin.
>>705127372
She's super cute.
>>705125139
I'm glad to hear you're happy with your life right now. And your birthday is tomorrow? Right?
>>705126421
I wish I could just play single player games, I just get bored of them really quickly, not sure why
>>705126894
Sorry, that didn't look very bote-like. It looked like a tiny cat and I was just kind of guessing :|
>>705126951
Lewd
>>705127156
Missed an appointment? I dopn't think I missed any in a few years no.
>>705124713
>sachii301.png
>301
do you have your room's walls covered with pictures her or what?
>>705127476
duly noted.
>>705127557
I'm a bit of a pervert. by which I mean I'm an insatiable slutty pervert.
>>705127572
>implying 301 is a lot
>>705127476
A bit stressed from uni work ramping up unexpectedly and also just said yes to a new apartment, should be ready to sign next week.
>>705127704
fucking this. 300 is bush league.
>>705127409
Maybe I should consider a shopping trip at the weekend on your recommendation then.
>>705127557
I don't find entertainment in the single player games anymore. I spent half my childhood in single player games and now there aren't many that I feel it's worth picking up. I used to love Fallout 1&2, but Fallout 4 felt like a chore to play after a few hours.
>>705127688
Did someone say pervert?
im off, gonna take a rest. might come back later since its not realy worth to sleep anymore
>>705126635
yea that sounds like something that pissed me off. but yea if its actually a bad idea its gotta be rare
i think i will but sometimes next weekend when i acutually have time
does it work on servers? because i slightly remember you being on eu and maybe we could play
anyhow hope to see you more often, later
>>705127548
Indeed it is nice!
How're you doing today, very nice person?
>>705127875
Dr. Pepper?
>>705127548
>She's super cute.
not in the slightest, in my oppinion... her voice and tone is annoying, her dress and this ridiculous halberd is so stupid and overall I just find her totally unatractive
>>705127960
I'm not Dr. Pepper
>>705127572
300 is casual tier, I have ~1900 and Shiki doesn't even have that much artwork.
>>705127576
I bet you'd prefer Kyoko, I'm always getting thrown to the side. Bunch of sadists
>>705127730
I'm still working most of the days, but weekends are free I suppose.
Is the new apartment an improvement or not?
>>705127688
Who isn't?
>>705127896
nope, no perverts here. just pure innocent souls.
>>705127875
if you do, have fun. new toys are always nice.
>>705127476
Yeah, I have. I know I shouldn't but I just have been for reasons.
Thanks for worrying about me, it's nice.
>>705127548
Hey! Stocking, long time no see. Thank you, I have one other Rin cosplay.
How have you been?
>>705128161
he and I will not be sharing that toy in such a manner. I doubt many toys would be needed anyway, do ho ho.
>>705127688
There are a lot of people here who would be fine with that
>>705127875
I'm trying to think of the last single player game that I played through all the way. I think it was Kingdoms of Amalur. I thoroughly enjoyed that game
So I'm supposed to partying later or something, I'm not quite sure of else is going to happen today.
>>705128219
No problem
>>705128258
Lewd little rascals
>>705128312
oh I'm sure. perverts everywhere.
>>705128463
teehee
>>705126970
You know, we can always conquer some eastern country, enslave the population and force them to make more hats.
>>705127143
You should instead be busy unlistening it.
I mean, are you ever waking up from the sound of construction workers and go like "yea, uhuh, that's my groove"?
>>705127940
I'm EU, but I know of at least one person from the US that plays here as well without any problems.
Sleep well!
>>705128312
People always rave about dark souls, but I bought the 3rd one when it came out and lost interest. I know there's some kind of multiplayer element (?) but my friends didn't have it and the whole thing wasn't that fun for me. Maybe you had a different experience.
>>705128161
Improvements in some places, especially the ones that matter, while there's some fixable flaws. Toilet is going to need a caring hand and the walls are pink.
>>705127960
Ahh.. I love these! Just so cute!
Awh.. I'm doing fantastic now I've seen you. How are you?
>>705127963
Fair enough.
What would you consider good?
>>705128168
That's a shame. I was hoping for a few "special" hugs.
>>705128219
That one is even better! Kirino makes a great Rin.
I've been okay. How about you?
>>705128699
well I don't do that in threads anyway, pervy.
>>705124832
it is ;-;
>>705125920
hello oniichan <3
>>705127572
sadly not
300 isn't really that much
I should get more
>>705128623
>pink
I'd think you would be the last person to flaunt your sexuality like that.
Eh at least it works for you, our landlord is probably the worst I've ever met, so you couldn't be much worse tan me on that respect
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>705126023
Hello lewd one
>>705128524
I hear construction rarely. I just like it, I can't really explain why.
>>705127704
I finally got around to Bastard. It was good, but I still prefer Wolf over it.
>>705128699
Only have two sadly.
>shiro and stocking crossover when
I'm doing even better now that you're here! Was already doing good because it's my birthday this weekend.
>>705128883
Who said anything about doing it in the open, that's a very lewd thing to say.
>>705128884
Hi lewdie~
>>705128883
lies
>>705124713
Tomorrow is our birthdays ^-^
>>705128699
Thank you
>Kirino makes a great Rin.
She makes a great Nazi as well.
I'm fine, fine, just been the usual really, work, eat, sleep.. although I've been neglecting the last one a bit much. I'll be sure to fix that.
Keeping busy with the normies?
>>705129137
well I was just going off what your implication seemed to be!
>>705129161
erp in threads is just wrong. I'm not *that* depraved.
>>705129323
It feels so right though~
>>705129098
They're two super cute ones!
Oh it's your birthday? I'm at a friends birthday party tomorrow. Maybe I'll visit whilst drunk ehe.
>mass panic occurs
>>705129307
Nazis are overrated.
Awh you need to sleep more! I hope you'll be okay.
Heh, you could say that.
>>705129323
What sick bastard would erp in thread? That's just unforgivable.
I simply wanted to go backstage..
>>705129502
I imagine it would be very awkward
>>705129695
backstage sounds like a wonderful place for it.
>>705129695
Super cute indeed.
Nice! My birthday party is tomorrow. Burgers, brownies, and a football game. Good times.
>drunk
No pls.
>>705129695
>>705129864
>backstage
I'll be at the auditorium, waiting for my turn
Privyet tovarishchi
How are my favorite faggots doing?
naughty naughty
This is the ERP police.
You are under arrest.
Please follow me into the chatroom.
>>705130100
turns? just come join in.
>>705129225
Lies, you are an underage spic.
>>705129098
Glad you liked it, now that you have listened to it I recommend you to listen to Colossus from Wolf, since it has all those references to his previews tracks.
Any favourite songs? Did you like the edge on Seven?
I've gathered my thoughts about him and Goblin has fallen quite a bit.
Bastard > Wolf > Goblin >>> Cherry Bomb
Just because Goblin first 3 tracks are killers doesn't mean it gets the top rank.
>>705129052
I'll weeb it up quick enough to remove all the pink.
>>705129864
The striped stockings are pleasing.
Please, it's rude to keep a guest waiting. Take me backstage.
>>705130035
I like the sound of brownies! Will there be candy? I'd love some.
Hey, I'm a fun drunk. Not lewd at all..
>>705130100
There's no need to take turns.
>>705130200
Oh no, please don't take me away.
>>705130200
>Please follow me into the chatroom.
>>705129137
hello former lewd one
>>705129225
but my birthday isn't for a while :o
it's Sachi's birthday today :3
Early happy birthday ^_^
>>705130200
I was just trying to talk to a underaged boy
>>705130200
this sounds like a trap
>>705130347
where is this backstage?
>>705130200
I... I have no other option.
>>705130228
Only half of that that is true :p
>>705130424
Former?
>>705130426
You're the one with the backstage. Guide me and I'll follow.
>>705130492
It's the underage part isn't it?
>>705130630
I don't give my deets out here, what kind of crazy person do you think I am?
>>705130220
>>705130347
You lewd sons of bitches just accept people like that? What if I'm homicidal?
HOMOcidal.
That was good
>>705130200
Am I being detained?
>>705130424
I'm gonna go get hot dogs today >:3
It's good that 4chan didn't go out of business just yet so I can wish you happy birthday c:
>>705130631
If that were true you guys would all be in jail for seeing my peen
>Konata on phone
>>705128524
Sounds fun.
>>705130797
yeah the HOMO part of that is accurate at least.
With so many offenders I'll need reinforcements.
Tangentially related:
https://vimeo.com/86014703
>>705130347
Wait, I've seen you before...
There is a warrant out for you interrogation.
>>705130359
For the purpose of questioning.
>>705130424
That's fairly reasonable, I guess.
Doesn't count as ERP so you may go.
>>705130436
You again. We don't apprehending you anymore.
You're not a real criminal.
>>705130797
You will be chained right to the bed.
Saber claim stopping in for a bit
>>705130259
Hey Shiki doing good?
>>705129098
I got my neighbor having his roof redone. They start early every day, even on Saturdays. Fucking diligent workers! I guess you would love it, but I can't even sit on my porch at peace.
Anyway, I'm going to sleep. Have fun tomorrow!
You guys talk quite often should you not just get into a call of some sort? Use discord or skype or something?
>>705131026
Am I considered a real criminal if I kill >>705130797?
>>705128451
That sounds horrible. Parties are awful
>>705128511
Youreself included of course ;)
>>705128599
I'm almost done it, I just never got around to beating the last little bit. There is multiplayer in the form of invasions. When you kill a boss and get "Embered" you can be invaded
>>705129067
Implying I've ever been lewd. You're such a silly person
>>705131179
There's a few of those floating about, one of the Discords is quite full with people. I wonder if that's why thread has been so slow lately
I forgot all about the thread.
>>705130772
Maybe.
What do you propose?
>>705130797
Join the club.
>>705131026
Me?
I can't see why.. I'll have you know I used to be roya-- Uh, I'm innocent.
Cirno claim
>>705131430
That's lewd.
Staph it.
>>705130630
still lewd?
>>705130918
have fun :3
>>705131026
thank you officer
>>705131298
discord is full of elitists
>>705131026
>chained right to the bed
You wouldn't attempt anything while I'm in such vulnerable state, would you?
>>705131270
Just try me fag, I already went through cancer, I have experience in the field of dying
>>705131351
How do I though?
>>705131351
you share yours, obviously.
>>705131298
what? don't be silly, I'm a total prude.
>>705131135
see>>705127730
Basically alright, you?
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
Night.
>>705131532
You want me to cover up?
>>705131729
Night.
>>705131852
Shoo
>>705131729
goodnight syndra.
>>705131555
Especially that Sachii person, elitist bish rolling trips. Thinking he's cool
>>705131621
Oh absolutely. I believe you :^)
>>705131729
Good night Syndra
>have a hug
>>705131430
Looks like the party has started.
>>705131555
Well.. The public don't have to know that.
>>705131596
Hmm.. Just join the fun. Lewdie.
>>705131621
Eh, might as well. Everyone knows me by now anyway.
ANewFormOfRoyalty.
>>705131729
Goodnight!
>>705131920
Go to bed. Last submarine to get posted is best.
>>705131843
You smart ass cheeky lil shit.
>>705131653
Well I hope all that goes well for you. Thankfully classwork hasn't been too hard for me so I'll be playing vidya soon. Finally got the New York in WoWS
>>705130200
>chatroom
Hmm?
>>705130228
Eh, I'd say my favorite would belong to Pigs Fly. I'd have to give it a re-listen though to freshen up my memory on the tracks. Yea, Seven was fine.
Wolf > Goblin = Bastard > Cherry Bomb
Goblin is ever so slightly better, but I'd still say they're pretty equal.
And I've changed my favorite track from Wolf to IFHY.
>>705130347
Brownies with nuts in them! No candy, at least to my knowledge.
>>705131843
So, why do you lewd the waifu on the threads so frequently? I've never understood it.
>>705131965
Sure has. I just had some McD's and actually got some stuff done for a prototype for my client.
My hand ALSO has not stopped bleeding from when my dog bit me yet.
>>705131950
why wouldn't you?!
>>705131965
what client is this for?
>>705132019
:-P
>>705132313
Usually, I do this either when I'm very fucking horny
OR when I'm kinda tired and just need to cool down
>cool down
Hehehhee, see what I..?
K, I'ma go fucking kill myself now
OR I just need a change of pace. Usuaully, this one comes from the fuckers in the Drawfag threads ignoring even simple request to lewd her.
>>705132659
Chill out with the lewds man
>chill out
>get it
I have the noose ready for a reason
>>705132659
That's not a very good reason. Should give your waifu some more respect, and not whore her off to the thread.
>>705132124
Oooh, I'll take some brownies please! The more sweet, the better!
>>705132326
I've no problem with this.
Damn, is your hand okay? Sounds painful.
>>705132368
Telegram, lewd friend.
>>705131950
couldn't agree more
>>705131965
ok
lewd in private one?
Hah. Fuck you old guy.
Get into work 15 minutes early because I had to go to another shop to learn their open for Monday. As I unlock the door an old guy walks towards the door. I ignore him and go to unlock the other doors and I close the front door behind me.
>>705131270
No, I arrest ERPers only.
>>705131351
There's no escape from the long 'arm' of the law.
Arm in this case refers to its big 'weapon'.
>>705131555
Happy hunting.
>>705131596
>yes
>>705132124
Shiro, do you wish to confess?
>>705132925
I don't have telegram, what a silly thing for a person to have. I already use steam and discord.
>>705132925
They'll most likely be sweet. I don't know why they wouldn't be.
I'll just need your address so I can mail them to you.
>>705133081
Confess to what? I'm an ERP virgin.
>>705132923
Eh, I understand where you're coming from, but I need some fucking lewdz, too.
>Damn, is your hand okay? Sounds painful.
It's a bit better, still bleeding a bit, though.
I think I accidentally reopened it a little when washing my hands and hit the faucet by mistake...
>>705132883
Hey man, I got da bleach here already!
>>705132937
Maybe.. Only the cute ones..
>>705133081
Oh.. I hope I can get away in time..
I wouldn't want to feel the punishment for my crimes..
>>705133118
I have discord.
I'm everywhere.
>>705133168
Yay! That sounds perfect!
I'll post my address soon.
>>705133118
You should probably get it, it's what I use too *sometimes*, I also have a discord, but I made to get inside a group, but they didn't let me in so it just kind of sits there
Rin fag is back and ready to suicide
How are we all doing today? Any KS homies on right now?
>>705133417
what's the number that follows the name?
>>705133434
meh. maybe I'll get it sometime. I dislike having sooo many.
>>705133398
oops, also meant to link:
>>705132925
>>705132368
Just a feeling I get, I can't explain it
>>705132883
Because life is nothing but misery?
>>705132937
Just the worst kind of claimer :/
>>705133081
Hatsubote
>>705133435
I'm also ready to suicide, Rem is too apparently
>>705133398
But, you have lewds downloaded already.
>>705133417
Sounds good. That's a nice image.
Oh shit. Left one of the main doirs unlocked last night. Good thing the moneys still where it belongs.
>>705133724
We can go out as a team. <3
>>705133168
HAHAHAH OH BOY IT'S AN ERP VIR---
errrrr.. forgive me, citizen.
Keep up the good work.
HAHAHAHAAA
>>705133417
Please reign in your anticipation you ar enot formally sentenced yet. For this we will need to go on a court date.
Some courting is necessary.
>>705133724
et tu, Aliceu?
>>705132004
Deleting posts is cheating.
>yes i stayed up for this
>>705133724
well it's a silly feeling. but not wrong.
