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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>705078835
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
haha
>>705092603
Hella difficult
Hello all
>>705093332
almost
almonds
almondo
armando
hello armando
Calamity-masu'd
I have better connection now
>>705093168
good job then
what did you have to do for it?
>>705093332
a qt
>>705093459
Get a 32 on the ACT, 3.5 GPA, and some AP classes and other college credit classes in highschool
>>705093451
Hello
>>705093332
Fucking weeb
>>705093451
you joined on a bad time
thread is dead as fuck
Just Claiming.
>>705093620
thats a lot of words and numbres
none make sense to me
>>705093651
im here though
here to be a pest cancer faggot
xDddddddddddDDDddd
>>705093768
It means I did a lot of studying in highschool
>>705093876
Butts
>>705093762
Hello!
>>705093806
like we dont have enough of you
the more the merrier though
>>705094099
N E R D
just kidding i wish i did
good on you
>>705094323
>>705094323
hello gardy. how have you been?
>>705094385
cute. you sure like to shoop don't you?
>>705094356
Yeah, that's me
Thanks man
>>705094323
How is Pokemon go doing?
>>705094385
Too many gardys
>>705094356
the difference being im even shit at posting worthless trite
the yous are nice tho
>>705093620
Heeey
>>705093651
Good, comfy thread is slow thread
>>705094441
Im not super serious about it, Not very good buti like to have fun with it.
>>705094486
Never too many
>>705094385
*gardy noises*
>>705094441
heyo! I've been busy, on a small break right now but have to get back to work in around 10 minutes.
You up to anything?
>>705094486
I WANNA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!
I WANNA PLAY P O K E M O N ALL DAY LONG!
>>705094586
I am not sure what to think of how you view waifu...
>>705094586
i do not view waifu that way you shitlord
daddy?
claim
>>705094323
rudevoir
>>705094486
no problem
whens the calculus test?
i might have askes this before but i cant remember
>>705094544
have a bit more
>>705094544
another busy weekend comming up?
>>705094614
not really. just been playing the new ace attorney game and wasting time on the internet like always. nice to see you! hope work is going well.
>>705094733
You prik
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>705093062
>ro
delet this
>>705094748
calling you a tsundere is insult enough :^)
>>705094874
How is the new ace attorney game? I was thinking of buying it.
>>705094544
How are you?
>>705094554
There is a very real amount of too many, and it is 6
>>705094614
All of them?
>>705094748
In about an hour in a half, I already studied an hour today, and the studying I've already done I should be fine
You didn't, don't worry
Here is my monthly post.
Sage included.
Commence dollfucker name calling.
Don't any of you have a fucking job or something?
>>705094708
It's k, don't think about it too hard, not many people do.
>>705094723
1. Well that's what you usually show.
2. Your adopted.
>>705094995
so far so good. I'm slow to play things these days, but I'd say it looks to be the same type of thing you get with the other games, so if you're a fan of the series I'd say go for it. plus it's only 30 bucks, so ten less than a normal 3ds game. pretty good deal.
>>705094099
Morning, I can't really chat now sorry.
Have a good day.
>>705095006
Every last one of those fuckers. Catching 'em all consumes every second of my life, every thought my mind processes. I live to catch 'em all.
>>705095104
Sounds like it will be worth picking up when I have the cash for it.
>>705095092
well fuck you too dad
>>705095230
I would personally say so. but then you'll have less money for poketreats for your waifu. decisions are hard sometimes.
>>705094995
no its not
maybe a little
fuck you
>>705095006
oh thats good
you a mathhead?
>>705095179
bully-san~
>>705095322
Why you are into this cunt?
>>705095290
At what point did I obtain a son?
>>705095523
discount tsundere~chan ~
>>705095565
fuck off i dont have a dad i wish u were dead :(
>>705095210
Oh, see ya
>>705095230
You will have to go to other places to catch Pokemon that only appear there
>>705095523
Yep, I love me some math
Especially that blue shit
i claim this one
>>705095727
if your so good at math youd know what 9+11 is right?
>>705095675
I wish you were dead too.
Ya ungrateful little shit.
>>705094748
I don't get it
>>705095006
I'm doing well
I have this nasty self-sacrificial attitude that makes me want to protect girls who are hurting, unfortunately, that ends up giving me character crushes on a new girl every week or so.
So, here's current waifu, though she is a constant one that I keep returning to.
Himeko Inaba
>>705095304
Decisions are incredibly difficult :c
Anyway, back to work... I'll be on later. Bye!
>>705095523
und a fook u too tsundere-lover!
>>705095727
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
>>705095939
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>705095553
She's a high-energy waifu
>>705096015
farewell gardy!
>>705096022
AAADDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>705095659
why have you been ignoring me?
is it next level bullying?
>>705095727
dont do drugs kids
>>705095951
wait i thought your weekends were always filled with stuff
i was just asking if this comming one would be busy as well
>>705096015
>tsundere-lover!
im not sure if you ever saw mirai nikki but no
also
later!
>>705095847
GWB
>>705095951
Always good to hear
>>705096015
Is catching them all your test, but training your cause?
>>705096005
Have a good day please. :)
>>705096005
So you're seasonalfag scum?
>>705096247
I have?
I'm sorry bb
>>705095675
>>705095939
>>705096022
>>705096164
Drugs, not even once.
>>705096299
my man ( sorry for assuming gender )
>>705096052
She'll make you crazy. Can you afford it?
>>705096513
good morning, sunshine.
>>705096247
I have shit to do, fuck
>>705096299
Apparently this girl wants me to cuddle her
>and actually fight her
>>705096513
>>705096247
But I want them!
>>705096382
I'm a dude
>>705096566
By fight do you mean sex?
>>705096364
I wouldn't say so, she is really the only constant for me.
>>705096513
>>705096564
Fucking gay mang
>>705096923
ehem.
ur gay.
>>705096923
>>705097000
>(1)
starting your very own trap folder eh? Geez, what a pervert
>>705096975
I'm only gay ironically unless your Ruri
>>705097225
>>705097225
so you're in gay love with ruri? this is good information.
>>705096923
>>705096975
>>705097225
>>705097000
>>705097329
>>705097318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZxXZ2Wx9O4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnWCCHrgoOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQqdwct5MiY
>>705097329
Don't use this against me, he's still in denial about being a cutie
>>705097808
cutes in denial are the best ones, because they are the most cute.
>>705097871
Look who's talking.
>>705094930
Ro >>> Yuu.
https://a.pomf.cat/hnmiid.png
>>705098006
gonna need you to shhh right about now, thank you very much. hmph!
>>705097871
Why can't anyone just accept my love?
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>705096513
>>705098115
Yuu> any other sub > Ro
Why do you freaks pick waifus who are already in love with other people?
A lot of the waifus I see listed here would canonically kill to have the person they love for themselves.
So even if it were possible, wouldn't you be broken up over making her leave the one she loves so fiercely?
>>705098567
well I'm sure there are plenty who would. the question isn't really "why won't anyone" it's "why won't the people I specifically want" accept my love.
Hello again
>>705098780
nyanpasu.
C'mon guys... let us fap together! for my health
>>705098736
I don't discriminate, if you're buying I'm selling
>>705098916
then you should find someone easy enough. I accept your platonic love, if that is what is being sold.
>>705098916
God I sorely wish she had...
>>705099012
That means casual sex every now and again right?
>>705099253
sluts gotta slut, that's just how it works.
Claiming
>>705099303
You don't gotta slut, if you don't feel like it though, we could be fuckbuddys at your nearest gay bar anytime, and you know that's fine sometimes you just let off some steam and suck each other's cocks for a bit
>>705096747
No, like literal fighting.
Claiming best girl
>>705099498
oh believe me. I gotta slut. it's just part of who I am, baby.
>>705099253
But he's not even hard.
>>705099610
Don't you go breaking Rugachan's heart now, he's sensitive
>>705099801
He has some trouble with that
The adult has entered the room.
>>705098853
How've you been my dude?
yuukos my waifu!
>>705099498
Still bleeding?
>>705099610
No slutting! Think about your waifu!
Thank god the Asukafags didn't bring the rest of the Eva crowd with them. I choose her
>>705099801
Why do you want it hard?
>>705099924
this is not a secret to him.
>>705100008
pretty okay. how about yourself?
>>705100064
my waifu will be okay, she's surprisingly understanding underneath that cold exterior.
>>705100064
That's not his waifu, that's his avatar.
flawless girl
>>705100151
shh, I got in trouble last time I said that.
Let's get fun, boys.
>>705100119
Damn, you are way too ahead of me on this kind of stuff
>>705100355
I am anything but new to this game.
>>705100241
Waifu. Claiming. Thread.
>>705098115
cunt
>>705100182
I'm suing
>>705100436
fine. claiming umaru. then back to posting beatrice.
>>705100420
I have been outsourced, no internet bfs 4 me
Is it normal to just want to fucking die when you realize you'll never ever be with her, no matter how many lifetimes you spend trying?
>>705100436
>>705100504
not my fault she's so irresistible
shes a god
>>705098628
No.
>>705100070
Best NGE girl
>>705100119
or just cold?
>>705100525
you'll find one someday.
>>705100604
sent you a request on discord.
>>705100645
you just have to break through the very very very thick outer shell of cold to get to the sweet inside.
>>705100518
THAT ISN'T HOW IT WORKS
>>705100710
I'm a rebel, baby.
>>705100585
>>705100826
Thanks.
>>705100771
Vigilante
>>705100702
hopefully before I paint my wallpaper red using a shotgun as a brush
I'm back, bakas~!
Cirno claim
I got a bit more done for my client. I'm not sure what else I'll do today for them, but I'll be sending an invoice by tonight.
I uploaded the prototype program already to their Dropbox.
AANNNDDDD... my hand is still bleeding.
I hate this fucking dog.
>>705100965
salt of the earth and I'm dangerous.
yes, hopefully before that. I would be sad to see you go.
>>705101111
Smug-ass quads...
It's ok, for those digitz, you deserve to smug.
Baka~ ass nigga.
smooch
all this smug pleases me greatly.
Oh... we smugging...
>>705100119
Doing alright, just very ready for the work week to end. Still way too much schoolwork to do. What are you up to?
>>705101325
schoolwork over the weekend should be illegal, quite honestly.
I'm not up to much. just kicking around here and chatting a little on discord with some people. playing the new ace attorney game as well.
>>705101074
Not as much as I would
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FQt1KaLRB8
>>705101519
I love you.
Mai. Stop.
>>705101474
you would not likely feel any emotions at all after the fact. and that's a pity in and of itself.
also I realize that your line should have been followed by the line about holding on your heart like a hand grenade, not the one I used. although to be fair, you jumped right to the second line of that chorus instead of going with "saint"
>>705101691
I don't much care about consistency, that would imply me being a quality poster
>>705101759
Old faggot
>>705101833
How are you
