REKT thread
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REKT thread
>>705056558
Like... REKT rekt, or just rekt?
>>705057781
REKT
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705057781
MAYBE TACO REKT, WHO KNOWS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7IM2YssIEo
Watching fatties fall is a gift from god.
>>705059328
legend
>>705059328
I cant stop laughing hahaha
>>705059328
this is the absolute best one of these i've ever seen here to be honest.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=60b_1474581487
>>705056558
>>705061360
thats a god dam long jump, but it's so worth when it happens
>>705062300
when your hombre spills the beans
>>705062813
That poor hat... Just thrown out there like it's nothing
>>705062488
She should get a tattoo of a chair on her arm. They put a tally mark for every chair she destroys.
>>705062939
Stupid faggots.
>>705059328
Creepy hands, but amazing.
>>705063607
haha
>>705061360
Finally got them. "Rag heads in their natural environment." Hope it doesn't dissapoint.
>>705064135
Motorcycle the guy was on.
>>705064183
His leg
>>705064212
Body parts
>>705064269
His head and such.
>>705064308
Not my pics but other ones.
>>705064354
Aaaand last one. Hope you enjoyed.
>>705064135
Disgusting. I can't believe the army would blow up another unarmed civilian. Figures. What can you expect from today's military?
>>705064399
kill them all, or let them kill themselves
>4chan sold to Lowtax.
>>705063328
The creepy hands are what make it good, you jagov bitch nigger
>>705063151
The person filming isn't stupid.
There's only one guy, unless by "faggots" you mean him and you...
>>705065016
Is he alright now?
>>705063693
I always feel bad for this cop. He seems unprepared for the situation and is just dispatched like that.
>>705065307
>gf found out he was cheating
>>705065210
Yes
>>705065374
topkek
>>705065048
>mmm cozy glass blanket zzzzzzzzzzz
>>705065016
He shouldn't have crossed the Rubicon to confront Pompey, man. That's where he went wrong.
>>705056558
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243553797306/76561198265815693
>>705059328
lol, awesome
>>705061360
cmon petey you can do it
>>705065416
He needs a sharper knife.
>>705061279
Kek
>>705065555
It's really about time this one got retired
>>705065130
Damn dood, white kid has skills
>>705065491
>That last drink really went to his head.
>>705065735
Like this?
>>705065416
Where is this? Backstory?
>>705065850
>>705062939
hahaha damn man, thats fucking great. blackpowder burns hot enough without alu and the other pyro metals. that fucker would be blistered up for weeks
>>705065491
nice oc
moar?
>>705065821
>>705065869
See how much easier it is when you have a proper knife?
>>705065800
>he doesn't know that 99% of everything in these threads is old
>>705065800
what a waste of quads
>>705065555
OMG QUADS
>>705065929
Syria; neither one is ISIS; about 4 or 5 months ago; kid was like 12
This is ISIS
>>705066013
Sorry, not OC
This is OC
>>705063640
today in niggerland...
>>705066044
I do know that 12yo jagov bitch nigger! But I see that one literally every thread, so go fuck your own throat!!
>>705066233
okay that's hardcore
>poor rat/mouse :(
>>705056558
Anyone got animal electrocution??? i dont know why the reactions to the electricity is amazing.. before their heart is overcharged and stopped
>>705066466
WHY!
>>705065478
STORY?
>>705063693
this is what happens when all cops know is how to draw their gun, well apparently not even that
>>705066233
Dude, what the fuck.
>>705066620
Life is a bitch
>>705066640
Reversed
>>705066233
damn that dude just ate a mouse
>>705066629
>newer stuff
Like I said... But there's always something new to someone. And once in a while someone actually posts new content. Meanwhile I shitpost.
>>705066862
>>705066726
>>705066466
Kill yourselves
>>705065130
>the white male is confronted by a male of a similar species over the ownership of the mate
>the white male knows he will need to defend his female if he wishes to mate with her, and thus pass on his genes
>as the black male whoops with the other black males in an attempt to impress the female and the other black males, the white male begins his display
>the white male begins the ceremonial dance. In a display of power, he approaches the black male
>the dance has done it's job. Intimidated, the black male hesitates
>when he finally does attack, it is too late. Having gained the upper hand through his display, the white male strikes
>>705066902
I saved your vid. This is definitely new. Happened in muh town a month ago...
>>705065016
#blacklivesmatter
>>705065478
LOL its fucking backwards
>>705065478
It's a reverse webm. They actually rescued the doggo
>>705066726
I really hope that the mother cat made it. Do you have the source of this?
>>705066972
I didn't commit the acts you slow human.
I just post filth
>>705065130
I remember seeing this in like '04
Shits (g)old
>>705067085
>>705067191
No. No body knows, except that the cat woke up during surgery
>>705065555
Russians are like characters in a bad anime
>"IVAN! DO YOUR BEST, IVAN SENPAI! YOU CAN DO IT, WE BELIEVE IN YOU!!! DON'T LOSE!"
>"your friends cheer you on, but it's all for not. You cannot defeat me. My power is absolute"
>"tch... sorry, but... I can't afford to lose"
>*drinks vodka*
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"
>"NANI!?!? What is this???"
>"MY ULTIMATE POWEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!"
>>705066825
I had a dog once :( feels
>>705067233
Yeah, that one's ancient, but I hadn't seen it in awhile. This one might be newer...
>>705067204
HAHAHA IS THAT A FUCKING BOILED DOG?
>>705066825
You guys do realize that vid is in reverse, right?
>>705067087
What is that? Hope it's a sword.
>>705066466
He's not giving CPR, he's trying to mate with the dead cat.
He's trying to fuck it you newfags
>>705067191
the cat made it
it lived to tell the tale
>>705067481
Yessir
>>705065478
lol
>>705067542
Why the fuck are you telling me, I just thought it was a funny filename, now get off me, nigger!
>>705067663
He died in Kelso?
I live in longview I never heard about this. wtf
>>705067730
Just clarifying to anyone who's fucking stupid.
>>705067464
YOU GOIN TO JAIL NAH
>>705065048
I love how the door open like "Here, I gatcha buddy"
>>705067737
Yeah, I actually live in Longview too. He was killed at the Flying K on this side of the bridge (technically Kelso). It was like a month or two ago, topps
>>705059328
I fucking kek'd
>>705067757
Ok
>>705067925
Oh yeah. I thought you were talking about the shooting video.
Yeah I remember that guy at the flying K. I was waiting for a chimpout but then realize that there aren't a lot of black people in longview, and the shooting wasn't close enough to the line to warrant it.
>>705068162
Yep, nobody cared!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>705068451
>filename
kek
>>705067464
seen this before, i think this happened in my hometown. Any details on the incident?
>>705068351
KEK
Is this fake? Probably, but it's pretty funny
>>705068686
Ugh, this reminds me of the time a Mexican kid vomited beans on my hand in first grade, strangely his vomit had glitter in it.
>>705067542
Are you fucking retarded? That's not mating behavior you fucking moron. That looks like grieving.
>>705066726
Why is it that everyone looses it with cat related shit? people being burned alive and having hands cut off it top kek but as soon as it's a cat that's too far.
IMO It's karma for all the mice and rats and birds they have killed in their life..
>>705068425
haha i can totally imagine this going down in one of my trashy, bourbon-sipping, broke-ass, redneck friend's auto shops
>>705065130
OOOOOONNNNNNE PUUUUUUNNNNCCCHHH!
>>705066932
yeah I was looking for this one for ages, saw it on live leak and never again. Fascinating to see how the animal deals with that. still flailing around after being snapped in half. Much like all the mice its killed in its life.
>>705068831
Maybe they were magic beans....huh! huh!
Guys?
>>705065555
Holy shit this is amazing.
>>705067663
Was he known around town?
And why the F did the cop in that vid not slam in to the guy's door? Kind of triggers me.
>>705068451
Is baby OK? I like filename very much.
>>705065130
one of the few times i really hoped the whitey gets some
>>705066629
Man I hate the faggots who do this. Animals are better than people.
>>705062639
>>705069091
The guy was in the other video at the gas station, not that one. A few people knew him, I didn't, but I hear tell he was a homeless psycho fuck
>>705067087
police brutality. why didn't he talk to him first? he was in a very emotional state.
>>705069193
Yeah, all those ancient monuments built by animals and advances in science. They are the best.
>>705067383
lost
>>705069158
No one knows...
As far as the filename goes I was shocked that the original guy that posted it didn't think of that first. There can be no other name
>>705069248
>one wipe with the tail (that you know hasn't been cleaned since he did that the day before)
>clean enough for me to put my mouth in it
>>705069193
A person was better than this animal...
>>705063607
Lost
>>705069271
The truly funny thing is the nigger had already committed the robbery! He came back while the cop was there investigating it!
>>705069373
That whole mat. He missed that WHOLE FUCKING mat...
>>705069158
weak chin.
>>705068855
<sigh>
As much as I want to be racist here, to be honest these people should burn in hell. Just them.
>>705069552
smart move. maybe too much pot
>>705069632
By "them" you mean every nigger on Earth. Got it
>>705069645
>>705063640
wow 2014 black people are a religion of peace
>>705069689
More like too much meth and whats known as "spice"
>>705069689
gon' need bit more than a push up to remedy that shit
>>705069689
>dammit, she has gloomy tits
>>705068855
>>705069645
and it all started with internet porn. better stop being kinky at the right time.
>>705068855
:'(
>>705069765
They'll never have the dedication to match the Arabs, who despite their obvious flaws are a superior race to the common nigger
>>705069819
>gloomy
I was thinking about posting a comment about those horrific breasts, but I think you summed it up perfectly
>>705069933
Who cares? It's just another worthless fuckin' nigger baby. I watch that shit for a mother fuckin' laugh!
>>705069819
i am sure they did their job. depleted
>>705065416
MODS MODS MODS
>>705070312
stfu bitch
>>705065016
He was already dead why would u keep stabbing
>>705070312
It's been shown countless times by now, calm down. Now I do have a vid where a cat is tortured with a dagger and every time I've seen it posted the op gets erased a little bit later, so idk...
>>705070469
For the fun of the stab!
>>705068058
Eric cartman on a Jewish church
Is this rekt?
The dudes reputation was probably rekt...
>>705063693
>not calling it officer quickdraw
>>705068451
hoooooooooly shit. man I feel bad for them.
>>705070977
definitely. anyone who cant decide whether to turn windows feature on or off is a major idiot.
>>705070887
I did not anon.
But he got 2 options, his hands or the bag
>>705064516
I dont think you read the story right
>>705070977
any news on this? googled Chymo didn't find nutton
>>705070977
passes the video and i tell ya if it is
>>705071300
He should have used his Cartman beanie...
>>705063075
Thanks for kek
>>705058862
Hello taco guy
>>705071060
Why the chick one dont do nothing
>>705071457
Dammit anon that explotion happen in his ass
>>705071428
Chymo just means Child molester, it's kind of a local term. Anyway, all I've heard is that vid is legit , but the guy pictured isn't the owner of the CP
>>705067204
that gave me the weirdest boner ever...
>>705059328
rekt.
>>705071576
>>705071748
Nevermind this is th explotion
>>705064516
wat
>>705064516
>unarmed
badum tsss
also it clearly states confirmed terrorist
>>705065478
at first I were like nigga fuck off
but then i realised reverse gif
>>705071644
I say this because she stayed on the floor suffering for no reason
>>705066862
fuck off nigger
>>705068492
If he was circumcised, might as well, won't feel much different
>>705066932
fuck off nigger
>>705070679
Dat dead nigger bounce, doe
>>705067204
fucking nigger kill yourself
>>705068686
Fucking gross....
looks circumcised. Nasty.
>>705067087
Looks like another peaceful black man savagely killed by a white devil just because he was black.
god damn this post went from 100-0 real fast
>>705061360
lol stupid cat
>>705057838
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in >gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Harambe is that you?
>>705073647
I just wanted to protect him
>>705066044
not a fake at all
>>705068451
thats very sad :(
thread dying soon, thats sad :(
>>705075327
bump
>>705064399
Remove kebab +1
>>705064269
lol the perfectly clean hat.
>>705064308
>How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>705063640
Dumb bitch, just play the game.
Nig nogs always showboating.
>>705057838
Everytime I see this shit I just scroll right on by I don't know why this crap still gets shit posted
>>705065491
shit head
>>705076625
While I agree the showboating is dumb, the straight up violence is worse man.
One moderate mistake doesn't excuse a larger one.
>>705065016
Poor monkey
>>705070469
niggs gonna nogg
Bahahahaha
>>705067087
>mfw this was in my hometown.
Never thought I'd see the day something would make nationwide news from Kelso.
>>705069091
that filename
>>705061360
I've been rekt
>>705067300
>White man
>Beats him up fast so he can get back to doing his job
>>705071502
Gun was right next to her ear she is gonna hear a ehhhhh for the rest of her life, also it does disorrient you a little
>>705067537
Dude got shot in the face before he even realized what was going on.
>>705067605
Carrot man saved the day
>>705064183
did he fall?
>>705071644
What the fuck is up with Eastern European males and capri pants? Enough!
>>705066489
please dont send this to her daughter
>>705065667
It's like my ass after a night of beer and taco bell
>>705068386
That file name
Kek
>>705068492
omg how can you put this?
oh nvm I thought it was a cat
>>705080092
i suddenly hate all black people
>>705062813
>)
he is even bouncing kek
>>705068864
Because humans deserve absolutely no empathy.
Animals, at least the ones that are killed in this thread, are defenseless, have no alternative motive but instinct to survive, and they are much cuter than disgusting humans.
I am a misanthrope, so watching humans go through pain or die or whatever, does not trigger me a bit. On the other hand I cannot even watch any animal get hurt, including cold blooded reptiles.
I am sure I am not alone too.
>>705062300
Funnier when the filename was "spilled beans"
>>705080426
Yes yes join us
Ain't many niggers worth the chicken they steal
>>705067464
dat uppercut/10
>>705063640
Stupid fucking googles
>>705067663
Nice. One less fucking human garbage.
>>705080597
heres an advice,
get outta here and dont come back
>>705081041
No thanks,I am fine here.
>>705066972
Leave this board you soft cock.
fucking normies
>>705069843
He finally met his daddy.
>>705081826
Normies pay most of the taxes so we have a right to be here
>>705082132
kek
>>705059328
Fucking lost
>>705079124
Yeah man, hit a stick and shit got crazy.
>>705066529
A glass?
>>705069158
Fake.
>>705075938
I never noticed that until you pointed it out. How the fuck did it stay clean plus its white too! Cant go a day in a white t shirt without spilling shit and then there is this ass hole.
>>705076097
Best comment ever
>>705065130
Only after ten years in martial arts can i say he executed that long arm swing effectively (from kung fu) but my sparring knowledge also tells me that if he was up against someone who remotely knew boxing, he'd be fucked with a simple hook.
>>705066466
I found two strays a few years ago, I think they were brothers. Nicest kitties you've ever met. They weren't kittens anymore, but not quite full grown either. I wasn't really a cat person, but these two were awesome and I decided I would keep them.
I was working kind of a messed up schedule back then, 12 hours days, 6 days a week. I wanted to get them to the vet as soon as possible for a checkup and to get their shots, but I figured there wasn't a big hurry with it. I had a day off coming the next week, and the vet basically raped you up the ass for after-hours work. Well, a couple days before the appointment, the smaller one seemed sick. He wouldn't eat anything and just sort of laid there. I decided I would take them both to the vet first thing in the morning. But the little guy died during the night. When I went to the closet where I had set up their bed, his brother was doing the exact same thing as the cat in the video. Pawing and kneading him, licking him, trying to make him wake up. But he was gone.
I called the vet to see what I should do with the body. They said I could bring it in and they would dispose of it for free. I went to wrap the body in a towel and his brother put his paw on my hand and meow'd. And I lost it. I started crying like a little girl.
>>705085776
You are a little girl. A little bitch girl.
>>705062300
likeaglove.gif
>>705063328
I love how they just threw her inside the van. Maximum kek
>>705086153
I know. But I'd gotten so attached to them in the couple of weeks I had them. And the bigger one still doesn't seem quite as happy anymore. He just doesn't have the same energy.
>>705068771
Nignog beaten by a white woman.
>MAXIMUM KEK
>>705067300
and that's how you kill someone (term used loosely in this situation,) however, concrete + head = brain damage
>>705063328
They forgot the concrete post she was leaning against (couldn't stand on her own), and when she lost her shoe when being "helped" into the van.
>>705065850
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
>>705065292
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.........
>>705064011
Mission failed better luck next time
>>705057838
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>705065307
kek
>>705083770
nigger's teeth
>>705067204
honestly i'm shocked theres not more of this out of china. The whole "the more they suffer the better they taste" thing should make for some epically awful videos
>>705056558
Are those triforces?
>>705069091
Dank 60 fps webm you got there anon.
>>705065130
Thing is this looks impressive but anyone who even remotely knew how to fight would've wrecked his shit the white guy is a pussy the black guy was just an even bigger pussy however excellent display hope he got laid that night he deserved it
>>705064011
This is what is what five minutes away feels like.
>>705067663
He was a good boy going to church to feed the homeless.
He dindu nuffin.
Da po-lice be raciss.
>>705069248
>new
cmon nigger.
>>705067663
Another dindu dead fuck him
