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I'm drunk and just fucked up
My friend and I talk all the time
I just messaged her "we should fuck... Just once."

She read it and still hasn't replied 30mins later. How fucked am I?

Pic related
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>>705052960
Your friend looks like she might have a feminine penis.
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>>705053069

this. you aint fucked yet, but you gonna be
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Probably insulted that you'd only give it up one time. Make sure they know you're down to bang whenever.
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Just ask if it was a bad joke.
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Your friend is Jade Puget from AFI?
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Send dick pics. Works 1% of the time every time
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>>705052960
Looking the way she does, she's probably just mulling it over. Don't fucking apologize or anything stupid like that. Send another message along the lines of "Don't worry, shit wont get weird between us"
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>>705053144
Czech'd
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Yeah man, play it off as a joke. "I was so drunk, I thought it would be funny."
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Fuck it. Know how many regrettable things I have done while drunk? Esp with my cell phone?

>submitted a drunk video of me singing and playing my guitar about my new tattoo my hot tattoo artist...no response
Never even got back to me about a touch up.
>drunk texted ex's many times
>total plenty of chicks we should get it on
>fucked 2 fat girls...that I hit up while drunk
Fuck. I've probably done more. But I just moved on and forgot about it.

Just delete your texts. You'll get over the cringy-ness of it in a few days.
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>>705053422
Don't do this.
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>>705053478
Ive done similar things, but while fucked up on ambien, coke, and booze. Shame on you, you sick fuck
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>>705052960
I remember you from yesterday. you have still not clarified if it is a she or a he in the picture.

your text is not bad, worse case scenario you avoid the friendzone.
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>>705053422
yea why in the fuck would you say just once you fucking idiot

>>705053422
and defintely dont say that, will only make it worse
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>>705053207
>>705053466
>>705053535
>>705053615
>virgins
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>>705052960
Just say you sent it to the wrong person. It's safe to assume it's not happening.
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>>705053422
>>705053681

Faggot.
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>>705052960
>her>
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>>705053422

yea dude. dont go back on your word. Show her that alpha male dick her puny female brain is begging for. then stick that huge cock of yours in her puny asshole and fuck the Asking Alexandria out of her slut existence. Give her a life changing fuck anon that only you and your alpha man chode can give her.
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>>705053466
dont do this dont be a beta cuck op just go balls deep and peruse it
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>>705053478
After I turned 21, I became a bit of an alcoholic.

I could look back and cringe. But y'know what I do? I laugh and think, damn, I was a drunk retard.
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>>705052960
You are fucked
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>>705052960
Shes probably never going to talk to you again. Coming from a fellow female. I wouldn't. I'd be creeped the hell out if my friend said that and I'd break contact.
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>>705053803
Look everybody the man is hurt
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She replied
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Talking to people while drunk is usually a bad idea.
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ITT:
>virgins
>>705053422
thisis guy gets it
give her an out "if you don't want to, that's fine too. just thought we should"
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>>705054098
You got lucky...
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>>705053821
>>705053821
Drunk dude posting previously ITT.
I also got some GOOD girls while spitting game, purely through text, while smashed.

Girl I hooked up with.

Just delete your texts, and her number. If she doesn't reply? Eh, fuck it. You won't even have her number to think about texting again. Her loss.
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>>705054098
What the fuck. Where's the message you sent? You lying cunt.
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what did her gif say? I'm assuming it has some text somewhere
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>>705054160
How so?

Dubs decides what I say next
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>>705053183
Kek
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this is the time that you send her a cock pic.

go for broke


nothing to lose here except the friendship of some stupid cock tease.


DO IT ANON
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>>705054291
I said it then sent the pic that said "if we don't sub, Jesus died for nothing"
>>705054349
No text in the gif. Just the girl rolling her eyes
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Youre not fucked up just horny
Both of you should b fine eventually
At least thats not the most fucked up thing you could do imo
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screencap or it didn't happen
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>>705054062
Bitch, every man you know wants to fuck you. Stop telling yourself it's because you're an awesome person. It's literally because you are a walking hole.
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>>705054152

you are an idiot. if hes forward enough to ask to fuck, he should stand by what he said and not wilt like a fucking leaf, then hes for sure never getting it
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Lol I'm fucked
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>>705055006
fuq herr
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>>705055006
gay ass faggot
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>>705055006
You're not, she wants your dick
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>>705054062
Ahahahaha

What, you think NONE of your guy friends -assuming you have any- want to fuck you? You're really that fugly? Or is the admitting it out loud part that makes it wrong?

You're a shitty friend. Its good you stop speaking with them, because you don't deserve them.
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>>705055006
Hahaha thats not fucked up, thats fucking kiddish...
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>>705055006

not at all keep it up until you get an answer buddy, just dont backtrack.
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Now I'm confused....
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>>705054597
Yes
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>>705055006

oh shit i didnt see the emoji at first!!


theres your answer OP she wants the dick, full steam ahead lay it the fuck down
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>>705055198
what is this shitty messaging on the chan

fucking noob
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>>705052960
Fucked up by adding "Just once"

Send text "Just kidding"

Send another text "...about the just once part"

Will fix all problems
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>>705055198
NOW u fukt up
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>>705055359

this guy knows, this is how we do things
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Uh... Getting interesting

What do I say?
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do a diagram
>>705055198
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>>705055505
"My friend and i talk all the time" Eh?
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>>705055505

I'm insecure really, how the hell do you expect me to approach you? It's tough to explain but it's hard not to be weird around someone when you want to get with them...
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Just say, I think you're really cute and I've been thinking about asking you to have sex with me for. Awhile now
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>>705055505

tell her that you guys might not talk much, but you're trying to change that

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT SAY ITS CAUSE YOURE DRUNK
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>>705055505
Your fucked m80
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>>705055589
thats what I was thinkin
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>>705055633
>>705055637

do not listen to these fruitcakes
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>>705055633

dubs winrar
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>>705055589
Lol
We talk at least once a day. I don't know how that isn't talking all the time
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>>705055505
oohh dude. shes not rejecting you outright. you have a slim chance
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okay youve gotta stick with the plan if you pussy out youre fucked and you loss your chance

>>705055633
>>705055637
no but really tho wtf
>get out of here mom
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>>705055174
I'm that fugly *nod*
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>>705052960
take a dick pic and send it to her you faggot
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>>705055505

Come over and we can talk. Bring condoms
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>>705055890
do it op
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>>705056003
GAY ASS FAGGOTRY

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT

WHAT IS THIS SHIT ON MY CHAN AT 8 AM

FUCKING NIGNOG

KYS NOOB
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>>705052960

irish girl?

she gonna be super tight
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>>705056003
You sound like a fucking faggot.

Give me her number. I'll fuck that ladyboy.
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>>705056003
are you married with kids or something op?
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>>705053386
if that
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>>70505608>>705056100
She's into all that soul and hippie shit.
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>>705056003
nigga what even?
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shes kinda ugly face small boobs and looks like no ass shes probs insecure about her body and shit so this could be really good for you or completely fuck you over

>>705056003
and you fucked it up already
>my soul screams
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>>705056003
Oh dude, you fucked up with that last message.
Thats.. Thats just fucking gay.
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>>705056003
Fuck man, way too heavy. Gotta keep it light hearted. Nothing is a big deal ever to a man that girls want to fuck
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>>705052960
Is... Is that the script of the one ring written around her thigh?
And how she looks...
Oh dear god.
Never have I fallen for someone so hard so fast as this.
Good luck, anon... I'm rooting for you.
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>>705056003

what.the.fuck.

this had potential. instead you said the gayest shit imaginable.

GODDAMIT THATS IT BOYS IM OUT
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>>705056295
yrs that is a LotR tat
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>>705055890
Do it
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>>705056003
k wait you might be able to fix this OP what does she mean when she said "and you know how i am about this stuff"?
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OP isn't gana poke
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OP what the fuck are you doing!!!!!!!!!!! you are never going to see this chick's pussy HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>705056453
Ya fuck this. Nothing more to see here boys
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Lesson learned. Don't be a fucking fag
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>>705056500
She gets hit on by desperate dweebs all the time
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>>705056003
your a legend op
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She resembles the fucking weird femenist from The Dictator with the hairy pits, nigga you either ugly as fuck or setting the bar too low.
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>>705056003

>my soul screams
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>>705052960
OP
tell her to ignore everything you've said
except this
" i love you"
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Calling it right now: OP is trolling us. This ends with Bel Air, tree fiddy, or "your mother will die in your sleep".

Mark my words.
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>>705056003
My soul, it screams.
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>>705053069

>Feminine
>Penis

Pick one
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>>705056706
>iloveyou
fuck off go take a sleep
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>>705056827
can't be a romantic now a days?
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>>705056636

so really you're just another desperate dweeb then
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>>705056724
I'm crossing my fingers for walk the dinosaur
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>>705056003

jesus thats like what a 13 year old emo faggot that just discovered edgar allen poe would say.

you let me down OP.
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>>705056724
This, except i think it's a troll attempt with a gay twist, aka that pic is of a faggot
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Ugh... She signed off
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>>705052960
>My friend and I talk all the time
>>705055505
>You barely talk to me
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>>705056636
OP what you look like?
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>>705057034
lol rekt
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>>705053069
>>705053144
My fuckin' sides.
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Okay gentlemen.............OP is definitely a faggot. Move along
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>>705057034
You fucked up big time OP
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>>705056003

>my soul screams
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>>705056003
>>705057034

Your a fucking retard OP dont do this shit again
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>>705057034
Way to go dickhead.
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>>705056930
Basically I am

I also just happen to have a hot as fuck Asian wife that's 100% submissive and for some reason I'm trying as hard as I can to ruin my marriage
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>>705057034
Post more pics.
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>>705057034

thats unfortunate, is your soul screaming?
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>>705057212
Post pics.
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>>705057212
post her pic
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>>705057212
pics or it never happened
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>>705057034
post more pics
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>>705057212
I would kill 10 Google's to be in your position
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>>705057212

>my soul screams
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OP is a lying, virgin, big pile of shit.

He will remain a virgin.

Time to leave.
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>>705057212
As retribution for being a fucking moron, post pics of the wife.
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>>705057212

my soul screams for pic of ur wife
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>>705057509
full kek
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Forever alone.
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MY SOUL IS SCREAMING
S C R E A M I N G
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>>705057212
POST PICS OP 4 BEING A FAGGOT
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>>705057622
do we have a new meme here?
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>>705057297
>>705057301
New phone so I only have this ass pic that I snuck after cumming inside her butthole
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>>705057674
M Y S O U L I S S C R E A M I N G
S C R E A M I N G
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>>705056100


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>705056530
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>>705056003
ha, and she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick
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>>705057671
I sure hope so

>inb4 soul_is_screaming.jpg
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>>705057674
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>>705058053
ha, and she thought soul could be screaming jacking his dick
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>>705057674
Not sideways asscrack therefore not real Asian

Fake and gay
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>>705057674
Why do you want to ruin having a submissive Asian wife?
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this is now a miranda coscrove thread
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>>705058147
ha, and he thought his soul was being sneaky screaming for her dick
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Wait so you have a wife and kids and she knows that and you wonder why she doesnt want to fuck you?


fucj you OP. She deserves better. If she was some slut that fucked you knowing you had a wife thats one thing. But she didnt. Because youre a piece of shit.


fuck you man. Just fuck you. I wish I could spen every waking moment with my woman and our son but I cant and here you are ruining your shit with what you already have at home.


fucking christ im triggered af.
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>>705058248

this guy

>his soul is screaming
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>>705058223
thought soul for was and, her he dick his screaming ha sneaky being
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>>705058248
Well SOMEBODY'S soul is screaming
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Wait till tomorrow, if no response say sorry I was drunk,
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>>705058248
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I think I'm just making it worse now
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This is me when my soul screams.
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>>705058552
make her laugh
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>>705058552

you are, you fucking spazz

holy shit
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>>705058552
Tomorrow say you were super drunk and you didn't mean it.
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>>705058694
She's already laughing at him
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>>705058448

he was dick soul scream jacking she sneakily thought
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>>705058552

>inb4 more soul screaming
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>>705058552
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD
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>>705058408
>>705058509
>>705058539


yes boys.

babay moma and I cant get along and I miss em terribly. Thats all it is. Seeing some fuck ass deliberately ruin his family while I beg to god every day I could have another chance to wake up next to mine just enrages me. Kills me. Youre such a fucking idiot. You dont know the darkness you live in when you lose your baby and the love of your live. You want to live in anger and sadness? Because this is what youre doing.

Youre gonna dump a few loads into some dyke looking cunt who isnt even that good looking and once shes done with you too, youre gonna have nothin at all.

Id like to beat the living fuck out of you you sack of cunts.
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>Sauron's Mordor language tattooed on leg

probably has a "One Ring" replica stuck around her dick
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>>705057170
lol
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>>705058781
heeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
scccccrreEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMmmm!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>705058934

calm down dude hell eventually get what he deserves if he seriously does this type of shit
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>>705058781
ha, she sneakily sneak sneaking sneaky sneak
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>>705058934
Wew your soul must really be screaming to get your life back
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Is this worthy of cap?? It's just fuck up after fuck up with OP
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>>705059162
ha
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Just send her like two or three more OP, that'll show her that your just drink and you know your shouldn't have its obvious she would feel bad about fuckin u if ur married and maybe if she thins you'd feeel guilty about it too shed be more down
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>>705059162
Id just like to point out that as angry I may be right now the whole "soul is screaming" thing is still hilarious.


and fuck you for that.


LET ME BE ANGRY
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Personally I just really hope that he made this whole thread... ruined his whole life... JUST to make a meme.
Like... That's just the kind of thing an anon would do.
Ruins life, but makes meme so it was k.
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fuck OP and fuck this thread
later fellas

>my soul screams
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>>705052960
dont worry OP, she's probably just showering and shaving before she comes over for a solid dicking
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>how fucked am I

not a lot
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>>705059306
>tfw your soul is screaming but your body keeps memeing
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>My soul screams
>so we fuckin or what
Someone screen cap this shit
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>>705058891
my sides
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>>705057034
that manly jawline tho
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>>705058552
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>>705058934
I just witnessed a man ruin his marriage.
I just got up from bed because I was hungry, holyshit what type of soapbox are we on now?
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Fuck i thought I was going to bed. I didn't expect to gold this late
> My soul is screaming

Bro you are just trying to fool around nothing to do with your soul just your sex drive
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>>705057674
the wide shoulders and flat ass... that's a man. OP is a massive faggot.
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>>705059666
Satan speaks truth of sinly labido
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>>705056003
>you have a family
>GAME OVER
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>>705059717

OPs soul is screaming for another man
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>>705058552
Fucking kek OP
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OP died for our memes.
Praise kek. Rolling.
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Post more chink wife
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>>705052960
how much do you want to fuck her?
if not that much just tell her you're drunk af and to ignore the text
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Shes not even your friend Op fuck
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>>705052960
I drunken propositioned my friend once. She never replied. I thought she dismissed it as just me being stupid drunk. A few days later, we were watching a movie and she initiated our first-time banging. That is also the first time we both cheated on anybody (she was engaged, I had a girlfriend). We kept banging until she said "I do" with her man. We are still friends and nobody is the wiser.
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The fuck??

She just won't let me fuck this up

>>Soul screams with a burning desire
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>My soul is screaming
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>>705059940
so we fucking or what?
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>>705059940
Kill yourself.
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>>705059639
and the coward ran away.

probably drunk fucking his wife.

and she has no clue what he just tried to do.


the world is a very unfair place gentlemen.

let tonight be a lesson to us all.
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>>705059940
What meet? How much back story do we need to know?
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My soul is screaming
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>>705056003
>>705056003
>>705056003
>>705056003
>>705056003

We've reached levels of autism not even thought possible /b/oys.
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>>705059940

dude you already know you gotta tell her your soul is screaming one more time
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>>705060072
Amen...
Praise kek. Rolling.
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>>705059940
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>>705059940
How did a pussy like you get married. Sweet mother of pearl.
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>>705059940
>im a disgusting pig
>my soul is screaming
>we fuckin or what?

P L E A S E
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>>705059940
Now this is my face
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>>705056100
KEK'D SO FUCKING HARD
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SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS>>>
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>>705059940

>inb4 my soul is screaming, so we fucking or what?
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Serious question OP: are you both mentally deficient or is it just you?
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>>705052960
Try creating a partition and formatting it correctly you fucking scrub.
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>>705060081
Guessing they met online, maybe through Facebook
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>>705060256
Their souls are screaming
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>>705056664
Woah. WOAH. You wouldnt fuck her?? Jesus christ man you must be a teenager... teenagers love barbies
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>>705060105
I've seen higher. Don't. Ask.
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>>705060256
It's probably just me.

I'm a total fuck up
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>>705060241
<<<NO
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ITT disgusting pig with a screaming soul trying to get laid.
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>>705052960
As long as she doesn't say yes, you aren't that fucked.

Also, I pray that picture's stretched out.
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Know your meme 2017: top trending- "my soul is screaming".

Somebody screen cap this whole thread and this, I want the internet to know we are self-aware may may machines.
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>>705060186

If this guy can get married then by god we all should be getting laid.
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>>705060105
My soul is screaming
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>>705059940
OP you've moved beyond salvaging this conversation. I say you keep pushing farther into the darkness to see what she does
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>>705059940
ha, and you thought you could be sneaky being a disgusting pig
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>>705060351
I knew a guy who wrote this shit to someone in his college years. He's a 40 year old virgin now with people trying to slander and ruin his family, spending thousands a month to do so for the lulz.
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Put this in the reddit post.
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>>705060241
I would, but this other guy told me not to...
>>705060364
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Here you guys go
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I'm so glad 4chin didn't die tonight as predicted. I'm witnessing gold.
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>>705060081
>>705060303
We have similar hobbies. Met her sky a year ago at one of these gatherings. She's just kind of been around ever since. I just want to get inside her pussy already
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>>705060466
Dubs has spoken, My soul is screaming new 4chan meme
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>>705059894
INFIDEL
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>>705059940
>sorry for making you feel uncomfortable
now my soul is screaming jesus christ
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>>705060513
We are /b/rothers, you and I.
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>>705060536
and then what. a pussy is a pussy is a pussy.
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>>705056003
HOLY FUCK I CANT STOP CRINGING STOP YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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>>705060536
So keep asking pussy
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>>705059940

Ask her if she's ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
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>>705060604
NO, MORE OP, MORE!
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>>705052960
These responses are among the worst advice I've ever fucking seen on 4chan.
You should really just tell her... not at all. Then talk to her... another time. To her face. See what happens.
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>>705060145

Amen /b/ro, and they say you can't learn anything from /b/
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>>705060351
Wait. If your Hot Asian Wife is as submissive as you say... why not just ask for a threesome?
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>>705060582
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>>705060513
We will never die /b/itch, we are legion
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>>705053422
This. Except don't message again. Wait it out.
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>>705056811
Congrats on the totally original comment.
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>>705053144
I will shit inside of you
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>>705060698

Welcome to /b/
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>>705060571
Like you wouldn't. :p
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>>705060770
It's a little late for that bud
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>>705052960
id clop to horseface there
not to mention shes wearing the polesmoking blackbelt round her neck
fuck this chick and put it on xhampster so i can live vicariously through you faggot
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/b/rothers, we have witnessed the birth of a new meme today, this day shall henceforth go down in history, as the day the "my soul is screaming" meme was born
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>>705060820
I haven't read the whole thread. I'm assuming he fucked it up already.
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>>705060716

>my soul is screaming
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So are you going to deliver?
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>>705053144
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>>705060866
Like an act of providence.
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>>705060797
You anal whore
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>>705060708
Hippie dippy chick isn't down. Wife green lit it about a month ago, though
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>>705060858
Youre autistic but i support your message
>My soul is screaming
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>>705060866

Yepp, coward left after he realized from his /b/ros that he can either reconsider his life, or an hero.
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>>705060978
reeeee
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>>705060866
He fucked it up a long time ago. Where we are now, only god can find words to describe.
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>>705052960
Let me shit in her mouth.
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>>705060968
Fuuuuuuuck that Black Speech across her thiggghh. I'd give her the baby gravy.
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tfw souls not screaming anymore
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>>705060968
How an autistic moron like yourself got married and this semendemon?
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>>705060968
Then just do a reverse Cuckold. Tell the chick that your wife just wants to watch. Or just fuck her and tell your wife you're going to do it.
Tell her you want to record it for your wife.
Whatever, man. Just fucking do it.
I'm blue-balling vicariously because the girl in OP is basically my fucking dream girl and my penis can only grow so erect before it starts being painful.
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>>705055198
Why the fuck are you reponding in pictures in a private chat?
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>>705061155
autismo
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>>705061155

They talk in memes. Don't you talk in memes, faggot? Everyone talks in memes.
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>>705060968
holy shit, my soul is screaming
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>>705057034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg-ypZqXAYQ
This was a royal fuckup, totes worth the read.
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>My soul is screaming
OF JOY cause that normie faggots werent able to take down 4chan
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>>705056003

Hahahahahahaha. There is so much back story OP has left out.
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>>705053587
fag boy
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>>705061155
Gif keyboards are super popular right now, which you'd know if you had a social life on Facebook.
Which is almost a contradiction.... Almost.
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>>705060968
OP I bet your wife is like 10x better than any rando bitch. Just settle and deal.
>mysoulscreams
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>>705060968

Not gonna lie, with this pic, I'd hit it
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>be me
>get drunk and ask a femboy to fuck me
>doesn't respond immediately
>get emotional
>tell him im a disgusting pig and keep apologizing
>so we fucking or what?
>tfw I can't even have a conversation with other guys without spaghetti

my soul is fucking screaming /b/
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>>705061334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSCGoefBO7Q
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>mysoulscreams
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>>705061099
My dick is literally too big to use on most girls and everybody knows.. I think it's the only real reason why I'm still alive
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>>705061363
topkek
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>>705061313
But you use your OWN gifs not the facebook ones, thats for menopausic sigle mothers
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>>705061400
Prove it
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>>705061363
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>>705061400
Post pics
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>>705061400
show us your dick faggot
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>>705061400
PICTURE OF YOUR COCK OP. RIGHT NOW.
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>>705061400

OP my soul is screaming so hard right now if you know what i mean
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>>705059940
The plot thickens yet again
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>>705061400
I don't believe you. This thread doesn't continue until you post cock.
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>>705061400
Doesn't mean shit when >your soul screams for cheap femboy asshole at the cost of your marriage
FAGT fuckin dumbshit loser. Eat shit you wannabe cuckstar
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>>705056003
youre literally not able to fuck this up anymore, may aswell go deeper
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>>705061400
She looks like she is already working on a haggard, meth addict look. I can see the attraction OP. Too bad you fucked it up by screaming your soul at her
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I've memed the meme
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>>705061400
Show your dick or gtfo
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>>705058934

> this post

Screamingsoul/10
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>>705061400
My soul is screaming but my dick is ok with this
continue OP
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>>705055006
fuck her faggot
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>>705061400
I'd eat her butthole
Just arrange it so that your gf walks in while you're pounding and continue
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>>705061400

I'm torn with this girl between how she can go from between cute, to possible trailer trash trap.
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>>705061400
>>705061516
this
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>>705061571
Does this mean you had a pic of a shirtless kid on your computer?
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>>705055856
Cool story. Wana fuck?
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>>705061578
Better yet, send the femboi a dick pic and post a screenshot of it here.
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Can't dick post. Have an identifying tattoo on it. I'm just over 9". Don't believe me? Don't care.

She is chatting with me but too much personal info to crop out. Seems like she's just going to pretend that nothing happened
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>>705061764
call da police!
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>>705060166
underated
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>>705058539
My soul is screaming...
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>>705061400
Look, OP.
If you're gonna fuck this up, do it big style.
Record yourself masturbating, say her name while doing it.
If nothing, else, it will appease us with her reaction
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>>705061854
shut the fuck up you faggot
post dick now
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>>705061854
Send HER dick pic fgt.
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>>705061854
Well be happy she isn't cowering in horror as your soul screams at her.
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>>705061740
She might be one of those angle girls. I bet she's hotter irl. Some girls just dont take good pics. And some girls only look good in pics.
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