>walk in home >see wife/gf like this Wat do
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>walk in home
>see wife/gf like this
Wat do
>>705052883
Kill them both.
Turn 360 degrees and leave.
Turn 720 degrees and moonwalk away
>>705052883
Just sit down and watch. Done it before
Pull out camera film, then invite 5 guys over to fuck her and guilt trip her into doing it. Get it on video, post it on the Internet. Leave her for the lulz
kill both of them
>>705053228
oh god hahaha
>>705052883
id ask sawce?
>>705052883
Is that tupac
shoot the nigger, proceed to cum in my wife to further the white race, then call the police saying nigger robbed us during sex. they will believe me
> film it
> upload it and create a short .gif of it
> post it to 4chan and ask what people would do if they walked in on it
> perpetuate the cycle
kill both
>>705052883
leave
>>705052883
Fuck the nigger in the ass. Not gay but must assert dominance.
>>705053963
Kek
Beeline to hospital for aids test
Then dump bitch
>>705053963
mysides.jpg
>>705052883
feel awesome cause amber blank would be my gf
>>705053963
I'd beat the mother fucker's ass.
Then tell or make her get the fuck out.
>>705053228
>You've been nigged by, you've been fucked by a smooth criminal
>>705052977
The only option for men.
>>705052883
No wife or gf only people who keep me company feels good to be a pansexual sociopath
>>705053298
Kill yourself, the cuckolds are the lowest form of life
>>705052883
Bend that nigga over and fuck him in the ass as well
>>705052883
>pull out gun
>shoot nigger in head
>shoot bitch in stomach
>grab gas can
>soak her
>ignite
>stand there while we both burn
>>705052883
I'd ask what my gf/wife is doing humping this lame white girl while Im not home
>>705054622
> considering a girl that worthily
>>705052883
be this
<<
>>705054892
The ol' reddit blackaroo
>>705052883
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
Нас вырастил Сталин — на верность народу,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Счастья народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях.
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметём!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведём!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!
>>705053963
>I fuck a guy and I'm not gay
Faggot
>>705053963
>>705055054
lol
sauce?
>>705052883
get the camera. this is going in my scrapbook!
>>705055117
translation:
Indestructible Union of free republics
Great Russia has welded forever.
Created in the will of the peoples
One, the mighty Soviet Union!
Hail, our free,
Friendship of the peoples!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of national
Let leads from victory to victory!
Through tempests shone us the sun of freedom,
And the great Lenin illuminated our path:
Stalin raised us - on loyalty to the people,
To labor and heroic deeds inspired us!
Hail, our free,
Happiness of the peoples!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of national
Let leads from victory to victory!
We raised our army into battle.
Invaders despicable the way smetёm!
We are in battle to decide the fate of generations,
We glory in his motherland povedёm!
Hail, our free,
Glory of the peoples!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of national
Let leads from victory to victory!
>>705055191
its only gay if you enjoy it
>>705055117
В тему
>>705054622
Too bad there are no men on 4chan. Only big talkers behind their computer screens.
>>705055421
This is true, plus I'd rather be a faggot than a cuck.
>>705055421
>>705052883
Join in and start fucking the guy in the ass
>>705053298
I wish cuck heritics would just die
>>705055117
Speak American...
This is 'Murica you commie dog shit
>>705052883
walk a way, she is busy...
>>705052883
>Wat do
>Leave room
>Go on computer
>Go to 4chan
>Fap to cuckold porn
>???
>Profit
>>705052883
Fuck Her Face, It's Amber Blank
>>705052883
Fucking Google porn.
>>705055191
eh hm
1.it's not gay if it's you're hustle
2.not gay if balls dont touch
3.not gay if you wear a wig
4.not gay if you cry after
5. is gay if you touch yourself while it's happening , after is fine
god dam how fucking new are you Anon, this is just basic shit ffs
Do pic related
>>705052883
Deploy the nigger deleter.
>>705055380
GO BACK TO NIGRICA NIGGER
>>705056410
Sauce?
turn 720 deg and cartwheel away
>>705052883
Sauce
>>705052883
Pause for a moment and imagine this guy could fuck your wife/gf and you loved her to the point that it really didn't matter. Invincible couple.
>>705056995
it's called fuck off faggot.avi
"While you're hard at work,
she's with some dude tryin to get off?
Fuck slittin her throat,
Cut this bitch's head off!"
Burn the house down
>>705052883
>wife/gf
lol
>>705057366
the fuck is wrong with you and cucks?
someone is taking your women, how can you respect yourself or her after that?
>>705057499
"wait, maybe theres an explanation for this shit"
>>705055595
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>705057728
No cuck, but love should go deeper than meat in her vag. You pass that point of being in love you have something pretty unique.
I would be like, ok whatever, and walk out. If she's my gf I'm probably still young so whatever, guess I just made a shitty character judgement. If I'm married and a bit older, no big loss. There are plenty of decent unmarried women in their thirties. Hell, I'll probably even get a shineyer newer model. I mean I would be a bit upset that a friend betrayed me like that, but I wouldn't let someone else's decision ruin my life. It will be fun to watch her shit fall apart, cause lets be honest, an affair is no way to start a relationship, and then she comes crawling back to me and I shut her down.
>>705052883
i get the fuck out because that's not my house and who the fuck are they?
>>705056410
gonna need a source
>>705057874
well ofc you still love her (if you ever did)
but if she does this behind your back how can you say she loves you?
I just couldn't trust that person anymore
>>705058465
Real love isn't jealous though.
>>705054645
Edgy
>>705058537
Says whom? You?
>>705052883
Join them
>>705058755
1 Corinthians 13:4-8
I'd kick her out and never let her come back. I'd always have everything in my name alone so in case shit like this happens she cant try and fuck me over.
I need loyal ass not cheating
>>705053963
I love that doujin.
>>705054645
If you were a sociopath you wouldn't need people to keep you company you autistic edgelord. Go back to tumblr with your self diagnosed bullshit you faggot.
>>705054645
Nice bait. Let's see who falls for it.
>>705053575
Amber Blank
>>705052883
jizz in my panties, kneel and ask if i may watch or if i can be of any assistance ofcourse
>>705053109
360huh?
take a pic
use it in court
divorce
>>705052977
Have fun going to prison for a nigger and a whore
>>705055023
whats with the fuzzy pizza?
>>705052883
kick her out of what is obviously my house because I make the money in the relationship, make her live in whatever slum the black guy lives in to get raped by blackie's friends
>>705055943
American isn't a language fatass
>>705052883
id say this:
go post your samefag experience on 4chin
there are a bunch of worthless people there who will give you attention and you can feel good about yourself.
nobody cares.
/moving on
/sage
>>705058537
Yes it is
>>705059729
So why am I speaking it?
>Commie faggot - 0
>American Speaking Overlords - 1
How to get guaranteed replies
1. Get a picture of a black guy and white girl fucking
2. Upload to 4chan with the caption 'walk in - see dis - wat do'
3. Wait for the cucks and retards to respond.
>>705059366
everyone should know her trademark shirt on porn. i've heard she has some sort of big tattoo and that's the reason for it, anyone can confirm?
>>705052883
Call Cincinnati Zoo and tell them I found Harambe
Get gasoline, dump around the house, dump inside, walk outside, light on fire.
Burn those socks.
>>705052883
I would film them and then file for divorce. If she refuses then I blackmail her
>>705052883
> Rage
> Let my dogs in (they hate gf anyway)
> Watch dogs eat monkey and gf
> Bury any leftovers in meat ant nest behind my house
> Use their phones to text each other a long conversation about running away together, wear hoodie to with withdraw everything from gfs bank account using the ATM near her house
> Go on with my life
>>705052883
I would film them and then file for divorce. If she refuses then I blackmail her. No pun intended
>>705052883
I would film them and then file for divorce. If she refuses then I blackmail her
>>705060025
You're speaking english you diseased rhinocerous pizzle
>>705053325
This is the best option
>>705060493
This is the best option
>>705060576
This is the best option
>>705060475
Lol she's already blackmaled.
>>705060608
This is the best option
>>705053109
don't you know that if you turn 360 degrees, then you'll just be facing them again? Turn 165 degrees, newfag.
>>705056995
Its from cum eating cuckolds
You must be new
>>705060741
>>705052883
>>705052883
Shoot nigger, quickly punch wife super hard in face, tear hair, shoot her with niggers gun, plant it on him
Call 911 crying that your wife was being raped and he shot her and you shot him because he had a gun
Walk away Scot free.
He's a nigger, he has a gun obviously
>>705059546
Your the dumbass that would leave evidence, this ain't amateur hour fag stfu
>>705052883
>Kill her.
>Knock out the nigger
>Wait about 30min-1he
>Shoot the Nigger
>Place murder weapon of wife in nigger's hand
>Tell cops you came home to see a Nigger raping her lifeless corpse and he had a weapon.
>Get away with murder
>>705052883
Say "good luck with that nigger babby" and moon walk out of the room.
>>705052883
Grab my shotgun and let the hunt begin
>>705052883
Wonder why a black guy is in my bed and wildly humping the air.
>wonder when I got wife/gf
>wonder how these strangers got into my house
>>705056244
>i remember that cuckold porn
>>705052883
I'd be more disturbed by the fact that my girlfriend turned white than the fact that she was banging someone else.
>>705052883
Kill them both then shoot at the cops when they arrive, die in a hail of bullets.
Turn 4K degrees and walk away
>>705060741
>>705059500
welcome to 4chan new friends
Turn 4K resolution and walk away
Turn UHD degrees and walk away
>>705053325
Most rewarding option.
Send copies to all her friends and family.
Clean out all the accounts.
Then disappear.
Start over someplace else.
>>705061555
Or
Choke him out, shoot her, put his prints on gun.
Pore booze down his throat, then boogie on out and wait for the show to start.
Making a mess and calling 911 would be a nice touch as well.
>>705053963
Right back at them!
>>705052883
Get some popcorn and start filming. GF gonna be bbc star
>>705060040
It allways works, the best are moralfags and those who "knows whats going on
easy
1.shoot nigger in head
2.shoot her in head
3.wipe prints
4.put gun in nigger hand
5. shoot myself so it look legitimate
6.local hero because i shot thug in self defense
>>705053963
>>705052883
>>705065230
>what is DNA
>>705060741
newfag
>>705055023
Is that carpet a pizza
>>705052883
Google is raping my wife!
>>705061547
>being this much of an autistic neet.
>>705066976
Welcome to 4chan
>>705052883
I'd tell the nigger to hurry up and cum and get the fuck out. lol. He's already fucking her, so why not finish?
>>705052883
The old OJ trick.
>>705065851
no dna when wearing gloves
>>705053228
>>705053482
Underage samefag detected
>>705054533
>You've been nigged by, you've been fucked by a smooth criminal
Kill both with two different guns. Put gun that I killed wife with in Nogs hand, keep gun I killed nog with on me. Call cops and say I came home to the nigger raping my wife, nigger shot when he saw me and I shot the nigger before he could get me.
>>705055117
Yeah, I'd probably do that too...
>>705056410
Pretty much this.
>>705052883
Rape nig in front of wife, kill nog in front of wife, beat wife within an inch of her life
>>705053963
>>705055117
пошел нахуй отседова, соотечественник
>>705056410
Is she his grandma or something?
>>705052883
call 911, police kill em. Buy a coffee.
>>705057793
What, she tripped, fell and landed on his dick?
1. Knock them both out
2. Drag them both to the basement
3. Tie them up to chairs sitting across from eachother
4. Wait for them to wake up
5. Once awake I take a dull rusty knife and without a word chop off the guys dick
6. Burn the wound shut
7. Cook the cock and force feed it to wife
8. Rape the nigger
9. Sew wife's pussy shut and coterize it
10. Turn on gas
11. Drug them and untie them
12. Escape to safe distance and watch as house goes up in flames
13. Move on to next victoms
>>705057793
What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
>>705054883
And sing campfire songs..
>>705065784
>>705059729
Actually it kinda is. It's American English.
>>705067769
>That edge
You'd never get past step 1 and we all know it, faggot.
>>705052883
Put my dick up his ass and rub his nipple with one hand as I draw my gun with the other. I whisper in a soothing voice, "I like how u got yo hair did".
>>705067769
I like the way you think.
>>705067869
But what if he did
Shot them at angle that lets me only use one bullet save money on killing them
Teleport behind the nog and stab him through his vile heart with my million fold katana. As his life slips away I lean over and whisper the last words he'll ever hear in his ear
>Psh, nothing personnel kid
>>705065784
what movie is this??
nice try
but I will never have a wife/gf
>>705068024
kek
>>705060480
>You're speaking English
Last time I checked AMERICA beat the English you commie liberal faggot . Speak American, your on AMERICAN INTERNET
>>705068024
This is the best thing ever written by anyone
>>705056410
>Hey mom, dad. The job in Hollywood is going well... I'm finally... an actor... haha. No, the film isn't done yet... but you can... see it when it's done. haha...
>>705068137
some anon once said it was a solider of fortune sequel but I don't know for sure.
>>705052883
>I'd tell you to get tested for AIDS but I see you're already black
>>705067942
Probably cut himself to death on that edge, before he reached the basement
>see wife/gf like this
>my black male wife is fucking my white gf
>>705053963
This, only with a dog a as a buffer between the you and the nogger for that super special extra aids protection.
>Also protection frm the niggery
>>705068317
and the Vietcong beat the americans, yet you don't speak Vietnamese
>>705069066
>Vietcong
>Beat THE USA
That's cute ling ling. We only left Vietnam because we realized Afghanistan had better oil
>>705052883
Ask how the fuck blacks gained so much power
>>705069066
koreans beat them too
>>705052977
pure and simple
>>705052883
MANDOGTRIAN!1!1!
>>705060741
no if he t urns 360 ps4 will stil have no gems
>>705071044
>ps4
>no games
PICK ONE NEWFAG EVER HEARD OF A LITTLE GAME CALLED BLOOD BORNE
Tell her to pack her shit & get the fuck out,
shoot the nog
>>705071082
not him but bloodborne is shit also im gonna have to write you up for that caps key bud
>>705070514
What the fuck dude
>>705055117
How the fuck does Russian anthem apply here? You're just a fag that:
1- doesn't speak Russian
2- found a "wall of text" in a language that looks cool and posted it for attention
3- based on prior two, a trump supporter. Mainly cause unintelligent loser fag
>>705052883
Id tell jesse and daquan to payme a house fee for shooting their pornos
>>705071444
Nice trips!
Meh. Fuck him in ass
>>705054533
my sides
>Walk out of room
>Pack her shit while they fuck
>Tell bigger to take her and her shit and gtfo
Because I am not an edgelord with anger issues. Women ain't shit, replaceable af. Going to jail for killing a cheating woman is retarded.
>>705052883
360 to the kitchen and put the kettle on.
>>705053407
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74niHnKDLcw&
>>705052883
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>>Enjoy!
>>705055023
I'm sorry wtf is up with that carpet
>>705052883
go to the gas station, buy some fuel (a lot and the higher the octanes the better results...), back home, make sure that all the surroundings are full of fuel, throw a bucket of fuel on them, run outside the house, throw a zippo lighted thru the door and close it, cross the street and watch the whole place become a little personal hell... eventualy can hear them scream and say "ups! they are a really hot couple!"
>>705073829
Who
>>705052883
Call the police because I don't have a wife/gf.
>>705055117
Bitch nobody here speaks Zangeif
>>705052883
Ask her how did your hair grow so fast.
"Denise? When did you turn into a black man? And who is that skank?!"
Grab my sword and say " there can be only one" and precede to commit suicide.
>>705052883
Take pics call my lawyer.
He will accidentally fall down stairs on the way out.
Go put my dick in her mouth. This situation just opens the door for me to go fuck other chics and get my threesome as well.
>>705056410
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>705055023
He's crying cuz the pizza fell on the floor.
>>705052883
Joint the train from behind?
hey /b/, what should I do to get a handjob from my roommate before she goes to work? she leaves in 2 hours.
>>705055023
blokes are blokes and its what we do!!! i'd punch the fucker out of principle and beat the shit out of my missus.....pieces of shit - no woman is trust worthy all dirthy whores!!!!
i've banged heaps of married sheilas and engaged birds..... birds that have been with their partner for 5+ years. no woman is worth the head fuck!
>>705070514
underrated post
>>705052883
>walk in
>see MOM do this
DON'T KID YOURSELF FAT ASS.NO ONE HERE HAS A WIFE OR HOUSE TO WALK INTO
>>705052883
Say "OMG wife, why are you fucking a white chick in glasses?"
>>705052883
I'd do what her husband did. Encourage her to take miles of black cock and then divorce her when she becomes pregnant from a BBC and wants to keep it.
>>705054533
Holy fucking kek on high
>>705080547
Fucking kek
>>705053963
Truth be told.
>This is the only correct answer. Well done anon.
>>705052883
pull out phone, take a few pictures and then sneak up and start punching in the back of his head until his skull has caved into his brain, she's next
>>705064742
>skeletonsinmycloset.gif
>Take pic
>Use as evidence against wife/gf for >animal abuse/bestiality.
>???
>Profit
>dump her
>go to Dr
>get AIDS test
>>705052883
>take pics
>file for divorce
>use pics as evidence during divorce
>file for custody of my 2 sons
>take now ex wife to cleaners
>>705065784
>Only answer to OP dilemma.
>>705053963
See, why can't /b/ be more like this?
>>705052883
I'd get behind big nigger jim and slap his ass periodically, then possible fuck him.
>>705052883
Don't have gf, have bf instead.
I would join though. That slut has two more holes without a cock in them.
Id be fucking happy
Looks like she's lost about 80lbs
>>705082034
FUCK OFF AIDS SPREADING MENTALLY ILL FAG
>>705082034
Ha, GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Id fuck her face.
And thats a fucking win cause thats Amber Blank. Shes such a melty fucking pig slut, and shes hot. She will do anything and everything.
>>705083062
ikr, she has a phd in semen extraction
>>705083331
Right?
Finally, an anon who has finer tastes.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Demand to see proof of STD test and references that they are clean and responsible in the months since the last test.
>>705053482
yikes
>let wife/gf almost cum
>shoot the google in head
>shit in bullet hole
>cum on whore
>let her be sexually frustrated for a month
