better celeb thread III
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better celeb thread III
I got lost and ended up in another thread WTF is going on!?
>>705013546
What is dry shampoo?
>>705014048
I will smack my dick across your face
>>705014172
Penis envy?
>>705013981
emma's pretty hot
>>705014234
sure do like them redheads
>>705014351
I'm huge
>>705013546
Chloe Moretz for sure - ever since she put on all of that weight she's really filled out.
>>705014005
I'd literally kill some people for a threesome with Jessica and Anne
>>705014477
Muh waifu
>>705014544
That's a fucking lie, but okay, sure
>>705014664
my drunk scottfu, bruv
>>705014545
What. the. FUCK
>>705014152
damn Emma makes me wanna cum buckets
>>705015038
MEW time?
>>705014849
>>705014733
Oh, it's about to get crazy up in here! You like movies? We'll make a movie! Starring my fist and your dick hole!
>>705015186
>>705014953
>>705015260
>>705015205
>>705015395
Do you look into her eyes while you do it?
>>705014545
I assume the one on the right is photoshopped?
>>705015556
>>705015577
Very much so
>>705013261
Get this thread out of here OP, you bow-legged piece of shit
>>705016030
>>705015913
>>705016016
You should get to spank MEW every time she makes you be lewd over her.
Need more Jodelle Ferland.
>>705016521
i like the cut of your jib
>>705016521
>>705016635
Shes just to cute.
>>705016361
>>705016855
>>705016817
>>705016635
>>705016521
What has she been in other than Dark Matter?
>>705016376
That would be very often then
>>705016855
>>705016937
Jodelle Ferland http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0272706/
>>705016333
>>705016943
>>705014005
Murph!
I-I c-c-can tell the w-way my mistress Jessica Alba tr-treats me she thinks I'm a-a half-man, a w-worm of a fellow whose o-o-only purpose in l-l-life is to be squished u-underfoot... Sh-She always goes out of her way to tease a-and t-t-torment me... O-One day I-I-I tried to change the s-situation... W-We were out at th-the m-museum because she w-wanted t-to "check and see what all the plebeian fools where up to there."... As we were leaving I told h-h-her I was thirsty and d-demanded in a strong t-t-tone we are going to st-stop and pick up a soft drink... She responded w-with a blank face s-s-saying, "Really... ok, I'll take you there."... So she drove to the 7-11 a-and a-at the fountain machine I was shocked b-b-because she picked out a super duper big g-g-gulp drink and I couldn't believe she was going to d-drink a-all of that pop... But I didn't want to upset her b-by s-saying anything s-so we paid f-for our drinks and left the store... As w-we exited the door she tapped me on the shoulder... As I turned around she d-dumped her whole drink on my head s-shouting, "Does this quench your thirst you Fat Selfish Pig! Now go back inside and clean yourself off!"... I was numb with embarrassment s-so I-I just d-did what she said and went b-back t-to their washroom... When I went g-got outside I found she h-h-had sped a-away already i-in the car and my heart dropped... I-It t-took me 2 hours t-to b-bus it across the city t-to our h-house wh-where she needled m-me f-for the rest of the night, saying I-I had ruined h-her museum trip with m-my stupidity...
>>705017043
You like the thought of feeding her all of... it?
>>705016855
deff is
>>705017075
glad to see another anon showing appreciation for this goddess
>>705017340
The one and only.
>>705014152
like a hair spray that is for cleaning your ahir if you can't afford to get it wet, it kinda gets all the oils and dirt out
>>705017354
Makes me drip at the thought
>>705017377
>>705017379
Evil ass red queen alessa looking bitch.
Yea id hit that
>>705017194
she was such a qt in that show
>>705017626
Let MEW suck it out of you.
>>705017075
>>705017379
She is true wifey materiel. Would marry and start family with her.
>>705017809
With uncle pyramid head dragging his biggass sword through the kitchen.
>>705017716
>>705015205
Why was I even born if I'll never cum inside of her?
God, I wish I'd been aborted.
>>705017809
Yup. I would worship her.
>>705017744
She'd be masterful
>>705018098
We do too, anon. We do too
>>705017842
>>705014545
Nigger semen is more fattening than milkshakes.
>>705018186
Imagine how it would feel on you...
>>705018349
>>705017809
>>705017989
Just as long as he doesn't scratch the floor.
>>705018156
If you didnt you'd get raped with barbed wire
That scene was hard to watch
>>705017716
She's a qt in every show
>>705018666
Who?
>>705018349
Like joy soaking your balls
>>705017075
Shit, I never new she was in so much. Never knew her before Dark Matter which I watched like a month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZLN9BflkIw
>>705018517
kek. that floor's gonna be fucked up, but jodelle would be cool about it.
>>705018536
what scene? goddesses deserve to be worshiped, especially when they're loyal
>>705014545
She is plumping up to play Anna Nicole Smith in a bio film.
>>705015726
Highlander II: The Thickening
>>705018517
I like when she cosplays she just so cute at it.
>>705018952
Yea, she was the go to actress for evil little girl in the 2000s
>>705018909
You'd make her suck those too anon?
>>705019039
Last scene of silent hill she rapes the head priest lady with barbwire before ripping her in half.
>>705019098
shot back to back with Highlander III: True Erection
>>705019325
She would need to clean the mess she made
>>705019276
Her creativity is very attractive. She's cute even when she's at home
>>705019442
Uhhh... I must've blocked that out because I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>705019442
different actress played the fucked up Alessa
>>705019468
Don't cum yet!
>>705019458
>>705019691
No, she played both
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384537/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm
>>705019795
Slick but not close just yet need to work up a lather for her
>>705020132
Share what you want to do to MEW
i will rp any female celeb you wish.
>>705019999
>>705020461
Be a realistic KStew... now.
>>705020269
Explore all of her with my tongue and cock she has such sweet fuck holes
So much yummyness in a small tight package! I would so wreak this!
>>705020541
>>705020596
do you have kik?
>>705020668
Her husband only lends her out to black guys.
>>705020767
so yummy!
>>705020804
Right here. Do it. If you're good you get kik.
>>705020872
Sexy legs!
>>705020522
Of course she didnt ply the 30 yo Alessa.
I thought yo ment something you didnt
why have i heard so much bullshit about "emmas see through pic" and literally not seen a thing?
>>705020981
>>705020872
>>705020767
Sexy legs indeed!
>>705020668
Dirtier.
>>705021031
>>705020836
Least it's not Micheal moore...
>>705021067
Would you have sex with her?
>>705021213
I don't know, he also lends her out to people that can help her career.
>>705021197
i heard that wasnt it though.. she was "wearing a yellow top"
..maybe they considered that yellow. im officially giving zero fucks about this
>>705021403
No, thats what all the flying shit has been about.
>>705020804
Don't back out now :)
>>705016074
>OP, you bow-legged piece of shit
Massive kek
>>705021158
She loves a sloppy cock in her mouth after being ass fucked she loves how the cock snot feels when it drips down her chin on to her tits and trickles down her belly to her dripping cunt as it drips to the floor she starts deeply in my eyes sucking harder wanting every last drop
>>705021627
well thanks for clearing that up. bunch of virgins twackin on a couple nips
>>705021402
Was from her last show, Hollywood for ya
>>705021648
i dont think you could handle me
>>705021841
I didn't know you were THAT lewd MEWanon.
>>705022115
Bring it KStew. Let's see how good you are.
>>705022301
what would you like to know?
>>705022231
She has that effect
>>705022406
Play KStew approaching a guy she finds super attractive. Just one post, let's see.
>>705022435
Is MEW begging for your cum?
>>705022693
She wants it to flow out of me
>>705022991
Are you gonna give her what she needs?
>>705023148
Working on it for her
>>705023368
Why is that pic so small?
>>705023587
No idea
>>705023713
Would you tribute MEW?
>>705022406
>>705022585
Aree you really not gonna try? :(
>>705013546
finally a better one - most of these threads are the same pics over and over
>>705024111
In bed another time
>>705024778
>all over my face, Anon?
>>705025054
All over it
>>705020461
go chatstep?
>>705025441
>you'll be the first...
why hasn't anyone posted the schnozz yet?
the ship is going down faggots
only post the newest lewds
>>705014403
likey!
>>705025577
Youll experience a lot of 1sts then
>>705021710
you virgin. if those were implants they would be higher up
>>705025916
>mhh, what do you have planned?
>>705018854
She shaves her widow's peak?
Didn't know that was a thing.
>>705026148
Stretching every hole
>>705025054
The much hated begging faggot.
Why do cock mongling faggots cruise the celebrity threads? These are the only gays I hate.
>>705026409
>oh, you're not getting my ass hun
>>705026021
The doc fucked up. That's why her nipples are on the top half of her tits now.
>>705025776
Wait? what? when?
>>705025866
>>705025776
Fucking Gold!
>>705027274
Kate micucci and that one girl from the watchmen
>>705027477
The show is called Easy on Netflix
>>705027728
I'll be watching that
Does JJ like big guys?
>>705025776
yes!!!
I-I w-was just about t-to dig into m-my s-supper, a-a rich b-bowl of chili, when m-my mistress Jessica Alba c-came up a-and threw a p-pair of h-her dirty used p-panties into it, s-saying that f-f-food is more important to me than she is and wh-why have I-I b-been ignoring her for the p-past hour while w-watching f-football... I-I was t-taken a-aback and s-said i-it w-wasn't true: I-I c-care for her deeply... "Well, we'll see," she said as she l-locked m-my h-head between her legs, slowing choking th-the breath a-away fr-from me, into a p-position I-I'm all t-too f-familiar with... The night s-session h-had commenced...
>>705028523
>>705029112
I forget what movie this is.
>>705029203
the killer inside me
>>705017075
>>705016521
>>705016817
I jerked off to her in Silent Hill when she was like 10 or 11 years old.
>>705028036
>>705021247
Nope... just use her virgin asshole for jacking off my cock!
>>705030091
kek
>>705025776
>>705025866
FUCK YES
>>705030964
Shotglass nipples
>>705030551
Utah, she's pretty cute.
>>705030441
This comment reminds me of the shitty comment left on tube porn...where you know it's guys in their 50's that don't have the slightest clue on how to articulate their perversion in a more "normal" way.
>>705031250
>utah
*yeah
>>705031258
It reminds me when when perverts use to be clever with their words. Like use beautiful articulation while describing something totally disturbing and disgusting he or she would do to someone..... I for one would also love to use her virgin asshole to jack off my cock!
>>705032051
Reminds me more of dumb adolescents that think they are being clever, but come of sounding retarded.
>>705015186
He agrees
>>705020461
>>705033455
Checked
>no black celebrities exist
>>705034460
Not on /b/ they don't.
