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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704937699
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Calamity-masu'd
Leaving for a little
>>704954746
>Rem
The pats have made me feel better. Now I'm just laying in bed.
>books nose
>
>>704955286
>*boops
Thanks autocorrect
Claiming this dead man
Miho claimed
>>704955286
>nibble
My sleeping schedule has been so fucked lately
Just missed me bus, now it'll be 2. Hours before I get home :/
>>704955816
I wake up at 4 in the morning or 12 in the afternoon. I know how you feel
>consoling head pats of understanding
>>704955618
Heyo
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>704956186
Good job.
Now you have plenty of time to post lewds.
>>704956186
All of the RIP.
>>704956294
And even more time to not post lewds ; ^^^^^^ )
>>704956309
Yup,would never only been an hour to get home but my connection bus is hourly. Fuck this city
>>704956309
Think of the fire-breathing lizard enemy from the Zelda series and drop the first two letters and the last letter
That's what you're going to get
>>704956249
I'm pretty sure waking up at 3-5 after sleeping at midnight makes you tired after the school day, which basically kills me if I fall asleep since if I do, I have to make sure I wake up on time to go to my other classes, then I sleep. But, my body thinks I already slept so I can't really sleep
>all my life this has happened
>hug
>>704956799
All you need is 4-5 hours, bare minimum is best minimum
>>704956903
I want a Homura and Kyouko doll
This mouth breather on the bus has a I <3 hentai pin
>>704957116
I want the entire set. Sounds like a nice guy to hang with.
>>704956799
Well, it's gotten pretty late over here. I'm going to bed. Goodnight~!
>snoozes on your tummy
>>704957425
Homura and Kyouko were my two favorite girls in that anime. Madoka just seemed to whine too much about everything. Alternate universe Madoka were cool though
>>704957503
>
>>704956969
Still, it's pretty damaging
>>704957503
>light headpats
>>704957892
I haven't really noticed a problem. I'll need a nap once a week or so sometimes but that's about it.
I just saw two pigeons duke it out. Savage little bastards
>>704956398
>Hourly
Yo what the fuck, even ours only go to 30 minutes max.
That was a fun drive home. I feel I'm really getting the handle on downshifting to get more speed.
>>704956757
Lolwut
>>704958504
Do you know what that kind of enemy is called?
It's a dodongo
Drop the first two letters and the last letter and that's what you're going to get
Mornings are cold.
And 11:30 isn't even that early.
>>704958504
That's what I get for not contributing to the overpopulation of the inner city. In like 5 minutes of of the city inner city and it's hourly.
Rush hour they grace us with a second bus for 3 hours a day
>>704958599
A fellow maritimer? Or south America
>>704958599
Summers are hot.
>>704954982
You're all barking mad for not picking nina
>>704958575
BAD RENGE! NO MORE DONG!
>>704958736
Start a riot. Alternately, get a car. Alternate alternative, enjoy the extended time we get to spend with each other~
Morning everyone!
>>704958885
Her character is a lot too tragic for me. I also didn't like her that much so she's all yours my friend.
>barking, nice
>>704958996
My parents just bought a new car, so I would actually have one now that my sister won't ruin, I just gotta get around to actually doing the drivers test. Have had no reason to until now
>pic related
>>704959140
>>704958996
With a mention that it's at 125K now
>75K miles
>>704958996
(´･ω･`)
>>704959140
>Digital dash
At least it has an analogue tachometer... r-right?
>>704959140
I don't watch anime, but mentioning her triggers my sister. So i like to do it often.
>>704958762
But Spring started just yesterday.
I'm freezing right now.
>>704958736
Latter one, but I hope your morning is going well.
>>704959285
Why must you bring the dongening upon us all?
>>704959464
>upon us all
No, just upon you :^)
>>704959301
Yes. The speedometer is also analogue
>>704959329
It's because her dad turns her into a chimera. And she dies. It's a sad character
>>704959381
It's okay I guess. I finished school early because I'm ahead in programming. The trade off is I missed my bus so I'll be getting home at pretty much the same time anyway
>>704959381
Ah, I tought we are talking about obvious stuff.
>the bird says
chirp
>the cat says
meow
>the dog says
EDDDDWWWWWAAAARDDD
>>704959092
Morning my cutie
Sleep well?
>>704959635
I'm well aware. I'll say she's being a nina instead of calling her a bitch. Makes her tear up without fail. I'd be nicer, but there's not a drop of blood between us.
>>704959532
Why just me?!
>>704959635
Okay, then it's acceptable enough I suppose.
>>704959761
where did you go i was just about to talk to you?
>>704959744
STOP THE FEELS
>>704959761
Hello Yuno
>>704959818
You can still be nice to her.
>but you can hate her too, I hate my sister
>>704959853
The amount of distance or on it in so little time isn't though
>>704960075
Nah, she still lives at home, i only see her when we do family dinner. She's a total NEET.
>>704960303
Good morning. Sleep well?
>rattle
>>704960356
That's not really a reason to be rude, but okay. I assume there's more to it than just that anyway
>Alice
>>704959853
See, you post images like that, and then you ask me why you
There's your answer
>>704960951
Hi renge how have you been?
>>704960932
Nah, not really. Dad married her mom my freshman year of college. I don't blame him for that. Mom was gone a long time, and a dick needs sucked. But sis is 20, never had a job, no college, dubious at best hygiene, and does nothing but complain about her mother and my dad who do nothing but enable her "maury povich gunna have ta cut me out my house" lifestyle. She's a tumblrina to the nth degree. A waste of flesh. Lots and lots of flesh.
>>704960365
Sleep? Huh?
>>704960926
Hi Miho. How're you?
>>704961495
Doing ok-ish. You?
>>704961399
Okay, that sounds a bit more reasonable. There are a few NEET here I think, but they don't seem as bad as that
>tumblrina, T R I G G E R E D
>>704958443
Damn, how do you manage it?
>I've seen squirrels do it. Was on a trip to D.C.
>>704961495
I thought you just woke up. Now I remember I was talking to you earlier
>don't mind me, autism is peaking
Slow thread
>>704961599
Yeah, an hour with her and you'd grab a torch and pitchfork and stand beside me. I brought a gf over for a labor day cook out, fudgey refused to come outside because my gf's body triggered her and was fat shaming her. I don't lend much credit to anime fans, she's no exception.
>>704961030
Hello Shinobu, been doing okay but work and school is a bitch. What about you?
>>704961932
I just don't sleep, no trick to it
>>704962172
I like to think of myself as kind of normal. The people here for the most part aren't bad either, though there are anyways exceptions
>>704962264
Just chillin out man. Cleaning my place up, Watching Seven deadly sins. Amazing show. That sucks work and school. I need to get back into the game getting board being NEET.
>>704962590
I realize now i should of used a bunch of commas.
>>704962471
The longest I lasted has only been two and a half days before I slept for five minutes. Best sleep.
>>704962471
I've just never met any that i had any use for. The ones in high school were bad, college was worse. Don't have much exposure these days unless I'm bored at work and looking at porn. IE now. Being openly antagonistic isn't my style, though.
Don't look at me I'm lurking...
>>704962698
Longest I went was 4 I think. Lots of tea, and monsters.
>>704962746
The trick is to just not be a cringe faggot. I'm beta, but I don't really care about people enough to try being alpha
>>704962884
It'd noted lurking if you post :^)
>>704960075
Hey Alice (?)
Sorry about that i was walking doggo
Sucks you got delayed that much. Public transport is a bitch
>>704963022
You seem normal to me, but that's subjective i suppose. Not big on alpha beta shit. Don't be creepy as fuck or purposely annoying. Aside from that, i get baked as fuck and fix engines. Very big engines.
>>704963022
Drat, foiled again.
>>704963064
I didn't realise I didn't put a pic, lol
It's always been a hassle. Nothing to be done about it though
The bus driver I have right now is doing his road test. Instructors blocked off a third of the bus :|
>>704963272
Aircraft mechanic? I have a friend who's taking that. I don't generally try to be annoying, unless I really, really hate someone.
>>704963399
That tends to happen when you post
Are you boys meming in here?
>>704963022
One coffee cup. Asian coffee stronk
>>704962590
It's cool, grammar is somewhat overrated in online chatting, I think. That show started off with some promise but by the end of the first season it just seemed a bit much to me. Some of the plot elements were a bit too clichéd, the character design felt to ordinary, and I didn't really like the level of unnecessary fanservice. Diane is fantastic, though, easily best girl. Any game plan for getting back into things?
>>704963525
Nah, diesel and marine. You seem pretty decent for someone on /b/. I'd have a beer with you.
>>704963642
Yeah, as cocky as it sounds i just pick up the phone. Im a chef in a metro area with 10 years experience. I have had several offers already just dont really feel like doing it yet. I still have some savings not much, Been big chilling for almost 10 months now. after about 10 years of working well over 40 hour a week. So its been nice to have some "me time" for once.
>>704963525
yea it was kinda obvious perhaps
yea its the same here, trains suck ass
kek i bet you feel safe
>>704964145
Why do you have a sexy Kirby saved on your phone?
>>704964307
Hey, well there you go then. I've only really been in the workforce for maybe 3 years now but I'm also not old so I think that's pretty reasonable. When do you plan on jumping back in?
This thread feels sad..
>>704963581
I don't like coffee. You tend to drink a lot more of it in the third day just to keep going
>>704963658
Marine is a big one around here. I would drink a soda with you, I don't like beer
>>704964446
Oh it was fine, just a little slow, which I expected
>>704964521
I have made some very questionable choices in my lifetime.
>>704964591
Well i have a family wedding in November so it woudl be a dick move to start anywhere now. Because i would be the new guy whose asking for the thanksgiving weekend off. WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE to get off in the food industry.
My cousin is such a cunt man Who the fuck books their wedding on the weekend after thanksgiving. Literally every hotel is filled airport is a fucking mess and dog kenneling costs so much and is already booked like a year in advance.
>>704964634
It was those 3 in 1 packs. A small amount, but it suited my liking. Sweet and strong.
>plus you could add as much milk as you wanted
>I can brew my own but nah
>>704964634
you had a pretty short day of school
isnt it like 12 and youre already done?
>>704964634
Which coast are you on? Bourbon? I'd fix something you'd like, I'm sure. Not important, though.
>>704964930
swiggity
swooty
>>704964754
I like this answer
>>704964814
I have no idea what you're talking about. Is it like a fridge coffee thing?
>>704964842
It's 13:00, I was ahead in my second class and I got graded. So I left
>>704964917
East Coast, worst coast
>>704965168
Ouch, Gulf Coast here. West is worst than East by far, though.
>>704965134
I'm comin for that...
>>704964804
Yeah that's a pretty shitty thing to do. So will you just start come December? I'm probably not going to ask for any time off until valentine's anyway.
>>704965168
Thank you, you flatter me.
>>704965317
You're asking off for Valentine's Day? Your waifu is very lucky
>>704965313
not if I get yours first, homura.
>>704965317
Possibly, im kinda thinking about going to school so im gonna start looking at that maybe start school up in the new semester. Ive really had the urge to get into like substance abuse field. Lots of high paying jobs in that field.
>>704965313
ass
>>704965521
You should minor in bio or chemistry. It would give you a competitive edge over a pot of other candidates when looking for jobs or applying to graduate school
>>704965168
oh thats pretty cool
still pretty early
any plans for the rest of the day?
>>704963742
nice feet
>>704965521
Substance abuse? Organic chemistry? And if you want in during the spring 17 semester you'll probably need to start at least tossing in applications now. I'm currently working towards healthcare, gonna get a certification to be a radiology tech. See where I can go from there.
Global Rule 13 violation thread
>>704965509
Drunkards can't win me on this game.
>>704966253
I'm not even drunk.
wubba lubba dub dubs
>>704966350
poor thing.
FUCK YEAH TINY RICK
>>704966305
But you should be
>>704966506
you bring up a good point
>>704966434
RUINING EVERYTHING
>>704966427
Yuuko is use to the disappointment
You read a lot
>>704965293
Not in Canada it isn't
>>704965313
I want Doctor Homura to treat me when I'm sick
>>704965455
I don't like the pictures though
>>704965852
Not really. Just gonna do stuff as I think of it
>>704966592
Well, she does love in a library
>Alice
>>704966726
Live
>>704966434
Mugi
>>704966592
betty does love her books, yes yes.
aren't you here a little earlier than normal?
>>704966726
living the dream
Angela is my waifu
>>704966609
Well I didn't say you had to.
>>704966726
Kinky~
>>704966802
Yes i am. I go to school only 4 days a week.
All your wifus are shit. Jewish wifu best wifu
>>704963742
>>704966863
ah, well lucky us then~
>>704966865
No waifu no laifu
>>704965168
Instant mix packs. They're awesome as hell,
>>704966873
It never stops pouring
>>704966911
Good for everyone, good for this family.
>>704966609
The gulf? No, bro. Louisiana. I don't venture above the mason dixon line often. Too cold. Got line or Skype?
>>704967079
>>704967079
always better with a little yuuko
>>704966805
A support character. Named Angela. That looks like an angel. Good God, blizzard. Pulling out all the stops on creativity...
>>704967063
Never heard of those before
>>704966863
It was a typo, I corrected myself damn it!
>>704967114
I do, but I'm not going to share with someone I just met. Sorry man :|
>>704967173
Nice topography
>>704967173
I know this site more than anyone else.
>>704966805
>>704967285
HER NAME IS MERCY!
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jesus > your waifus
>>704967360
Won't fault you for that. Worth a shot. You're not aggravating.
>>704967420
Even more creative... go wait in the car.
Off to bed. Good night, all.
Except oniichan. Fuck you.
>>704967538
goodnight eyepatch loli.
>>704967360
Like I said, they're sweet and strong. They're relatively easy to make and require only a small amount of water. Like a teacup amount.
>>704967538
Goodnight
>>704967435
Muh waifu is alive
>>704967420
Fucking faggot mercy is her: "hero" name, his real name is angela ziegler
>>704967435
killed by jews/10
>>704967435
Nah, Jesus sucks
>>704967490
Well thank you for not thinking I'm aggravating
>>704967538
Good night
>rattle
>>704967591
Must be a thing in the USA. Or just not here
cut me yuno
>>704967725
Revive after 3 days
>>704967384
But can you into gif?
>>704967538
who's oniichan?
>>704967830
That makes you a shittier version of Subaru. He revived instantly. Fucking casual
>>704967813
Bully
>>704967435
Speak the word.
here
>>704967972
He is in heaven, at the right side of god
>>704967927
furry-chan.
>>704967780
Thanks for not being aggravating lol. It's been nice having a normal conversation.
>>704968134
meanie
goodnight
>>704967780
It's a Vietnamese coffee mix. I'm pretty sure you can find it at almost any Asian market
>>704968089
Amen
>>704968089
Jesus-kun why doesn't god love me?
>>704968132
AKA: dead
>>704968139
They happen occasionally, it was indeed nice having a normal conversation
>>704968249
That could be it. No Asian market's here. We have an Italian market though
>>704968348
Head not in the business of loving people
>>704968051
bully?
>>704968348
I love you
>>704968423
I want them to love me though.
Make us whole.
>>704968602
Lies
>>704968423
He revive, then he fly away form here so yhea yisus is alive :^)
>>704968423
It's been a while since I've had one. Most people here are just screaming retards. Piston from a 15L engine.
>>704968772
I know you do too
>>704968423
Rip, there might be the ground coffee I use.
>>704968814
Clean your nails you fucking disgrace
>>704968772
yuuko is incapable of loving or accepting love. how cold and cruel life can be.
>>704970200
Yes. I'm going to clean my nails... what about a picture of me holding a piston head, mid shift, makes you think I'm going to keep my fingernails in immaculate condition? That's like bitching at someone to brush their teeth while their still eating.
>>704970243
Love is just a fancy word for making a mistake~
>>704970572
I want to make a mistake with you~
>>704970572
if loving you is a mistake then it's one I want to make.
>>704970798
>>704970827
Fight for my honor
Hey guys whats going on?
>>704971024
eh. effort though.
>>704971082
>>704954982
Toast. My one true love.
>>704971082
>>704971097
Hello
>>704971114
You're right. I'm never worth it.
>>704971165
I eat your waifu almost daily. Sometimes after cumming all over her.
>>704971305
Female sibling.
>>704971305
now don't think that. I'm just insanely lazy. you're plenty worth it.
>>704968772
They aren't about that life. That's kind of gay, and being gay is a sin :|
>>704968776
As I recall, the precise words are "Rose from the dead and ascended into Heaven on the third day". That doesn't equate to being revived, or he would have been chilling and having a beer with the Disciples :^)
>>704968814
I could never do that kind of work, if my hands get dirty I feel disgusting. Looking at your hands I'd probably want to burn them clean each night
>>704969832
At the Italian market? Or Asian?
>>704971499
What is on today's schedule?
>>704971904
God is just afraid he'll like it
>>704971904
Both since it's like French Roast style
>>704972046
a whole bunch of nothing much.
>>704972144
The best schedule.
>>704972144
i mowed my lawn and did some HW. All i got.
https://watch32hd.org/
>>704972299
NEET Reeeee
>>704972046
Probably. But it's still a nono according to the religious whackjobs
>>704972050
Oh, you can buy that stuff in a regular grocery store here
>>704972299
It's a Kyoukutie
>>704972299
it certainly has a few perks.
>
>>704972362
well that's more than I'm likely to do!
oh wow, this is a nice link, thank you~
>>704972435
It's a specific type of brand which I don't remember the name of right now.
Cringe
Autism
Faggotry
All in one thread.
Do these threads compete with Trap/Sissy threads for the worst threads on /b/? I think they do.
>>704972635
I don't drink coffee either way. I just know you can buy it here
>>704972734
>Worse than some faggot pretending to be a chick
How does your logic even function?
cut me yuno
