Where the broken things go.
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Where the broken things go.
>>704945639
okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yveA_vO22ys
beautiful
more
Typical day of a Finn.
Typical day in Wigonsin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
benis :-DDD
who is your husbando?
If I had a "husbando" it would probably find a way to reject me too like everyone else.
>>704946925
vodka
kinda ded in here
>murican dream
Brandish your gun so niggers dont fuck with your car and if they do they get shot
Like my hopes.
Animals only understand violence and strength. Thats why you need to show off your "heat".
I'm dead inside tehe put me out of my misery lol :3
I fucking hate myself and want to die oh god please every night my teeth are falling out and I see visions of Satan in my sleep~~ ^-^ :3
You don't need hopes and dreams to survive.
>>704947407
I don't have murica memes.
>>704947633
Are you ok? Are you in need of medical assistance?
Cya badj
>>704946925
>>704947739
I am in need of euthanasia :3 rawr *nuzzles* rofl
cya nib
>>704948159
One can always euthanise oneself.
>>704948159
sauce
>>704948239
one time I bought 7 jars of mayonnaise for my mayo enema and my lower intestines were incredibly slippery for a month.
otherwise no sauce.
>>704948430
ayo
>>704948430
whatever happened to sigmax? he used to be so good...
>>704948582
I don't see any problem. He's only gotten better.
twinks are pretty eh tbh
>>704948986
Fairy 'nuff
>>704948986
Disagree.
>>704949259
Oh.
>>704949328
Wholeheartedly agree
>>704948159
artist name?
>>704949376
You agree with me Disagreeing?
>>704949376
Yeah, Oh.
>>704949432
Yes, I agree to disagree.
>>704949468
Oh yeah, even?
>>704949489
Oooh yeeaahh
(You have to say it like that, you just have to).
>>704949489
So you agree with me
>>704949655
I could say it like Mettaton Ex.
>>704949708
I disagree.
>>704949778
But you said you agree with me
>>704949778
Who/what?
>>704949875
I said I agree to disagree.
You on mobile or something?
>>704949941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQ6ba-n12E
>>704950000
Ooh, numbers!
Also, kinda creepy.
>>704949951
I'm just retarded is all.
is this the philosophy thread
>>704950174
mettaton is totes a qt tho
>>704950250
I kinda want to agree with you just because it's fun.
>>704950292
yes
>>704950387
Don't tease me.
>>704950387
I thought you said twinks were meh
i dont think this is the philosophy thread
>>704950432
It just means that I love you or something.
>>704950553
But mettaton's a grill.
>>704950584
shh, yes it is.
Hi badj, just gonna lurk for a while, while checking out everyone's butts :)
>>704950717
Hi. You didn't quite answer my question last night.
>>704950721
Or s-something...
>>704950781
Oh sorry, I must've read through too fast... What was the question again?
>>704950771
ye
>>704950860
do you know qruiser
i enabled images this is clearly not a philosophy thread
>>704950950
My answer was "I do now, thanks for the tip!" How's your mom by the way?
>>704951015
She's better, not in as much pain as before.
You planning on logging on there?
>>704951076
Good to hear. I'd come with some tips on some curing drink or something, but I don't know much about that stuff. Hopes for a quick recovery
Don't know, I'm not exactly the type who goes out of their way to meet new people, at least not in that way... We'll see
>>704949409
sandstrom
>>704951419
Yeah, she's a tough one.
You don't really need to meet new people, I just thought it'd be an alright way of communicating and whatnot. The site isn't solely for hookups and the like. You can also just use it like facebook.
what's in here
it was a pizza
>>704951694
>>704951736
gg
>>704951641
Feels like all Finns are tough like that
I'll consider it. Now if you excuse me, I got some cold noodles that's for some reason been standing here for two days, then I'll get back to lurking and touching butts
>>704951867
Nah, I don't know anyone as hardy as her. Most people get depressed or anxious or something, but she's got an unbreakable mind. She's lived through so much wild stuff and come through without a mark on her.
ye oki haffun
Wow lurking sure was fun today
>>704952254
Right now I'm imagining your mom as the female version of Chuck Norris
That's a compliment btw
>>704952672
You're not doing a very good job of lurking.
Yeah, thanks. I wouldn't say chuck norris, but someone who just refuses to be taken down.
>>704952960
Not so much fun to lurk when nothing's happening
That made me think... I wonder what the female version of Chuck Norris would've looked like?
>>704953193
True true.
Something terribly frightening, I'm sure. Instead of hiding a fist in a beard, she'd have a fist hidden inside her bush.
>>704953319
She's Indian it seems like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQfym0rUnhc
>>704953541
>>704953636
I know, it's so bad...
>>704953677
The acting is abominable.
>>704953728
I refuse to believe it's a real movie
>>704953815
I'm afraid it is.
>>704950717
source on artist?
>>704954357
Bottom left corner.
Holy shit.
+200 mmr in a day
>>704954357
Can be found here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/14003631/
>>704954314
Don't kow why but that thought smells like those old noodles
Squishy-kun~
>>704954676
gloat more
>>704954738
Quite, rather.
>>704954879
66% winrate as zarya
But there are the type of games I get
hi
>>704954972
typical
>>704954879
Not sure what you mean by that, you mean quite like old noodles?
>>704955016
sup?
>>704955106
I'm not even sure tbh.
>>704955521
Blargh. Mantits
I forgot my fucking charger goddamn
how could you
>>704955988
I am told to be in possession of adorable mantits. Not very big, not saggy, just "perky moobs with lovely nips".
>>704956538
This is a hell of your own making.
>>704956668
I honestly don't know. It's the most important thing.
>>704956721
I'm considering jumping out the window instead of suffering through the point when my laptop dies.
>>704956721
That's one thing you and Snarf have in common then... Although he wasn't as descriptive
>comparing badger to snarf
badger, this is your fault.
>>704956778
And rid the world of it's only perfect being? I think not.
>>704956862
I dare say I'm more lovely than snarf, but that's just a guess based on little evidence.
>>704956944
Everyone makes mistakes when they're new. I aim to educate him.
>>704957072
>implying the world deserves me
anyway the problem is you keep playing into the girly newfag's flighty horseshit. Stop that.
All I heard was that Hunnibuns likes to squeeze Snarf's moobs
>>704957072
I suppose I won't be fishing for more evidence, for now at least
>>704946994
Stop complaining to strangers who want to help you when you don't want to listen to them.
You better not be the phoneless guy or the guy from yesterday's thread
>>704957144
But who'd I shower with compliments then?
I'm bored as hell though.
>>704957308
sure
>be me
>had a speech impediment until I was about 15
>can't say Twix, only "twinks"
>in class one day, 4th grade
>free time
>teacher overhears me say, "I want a twinks so bad!"
>he casually replies with, "Get in line," while reading his newspaper with his feet on the desk
>nobody understands what that's even supposed to mean because 3rd grade
>fast forward into teenage years
>turns out I'm gay as fuck
>see a Twix commercial
>sudden flashback
>remember the 3rd grade twinks incident
>only just now understand the joke
>technically I wasn't lying, I was just foreseeing my own future
>future fag me visited kiddie innocent me via a possession in the form of a speech impediment
I forgot why I wanted to tell this story. Anyway, here's some porn.
And my cat's back on my lap, making things difficult. Again.
>>704957693
alrighty then
>>704957638
Well when I die I'll ascend to godhood so you can worship me as the deity I'm destined to become, so I think if anything it'd be an upgrade.
>>704957693
what kind of speech impediment caused you to produce a nasal phoneme in front of an already-dense consonant cluster? I've never heard of such a disorder
>>704957693
how did he read his newspaper with his feet?
>>704957693
Wow you lucked out with not getting in trouble. I wanted a twink in school and got spanked by several different teachers for it.
>>704957638
Yah... More porn, I guess
>>704957862
haha weirdly placed prepositions are funny aren't they
>>704957869
are you from south africa or some shit? Where did you go to school that you got spanked?
>>704957840
Oh right, forgot about that.
>>704957886
Or something.
>>704957947
don't mock me
>>704957693
...OK.
>>704957954
>>704958000
You got trips, you win.
>>704957954
Make sure your altar to me features at least one firearm and one dragon dildo.
![[stares in british].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P8E0zC4.jpg "[stares in british].jpg")
>>704957693
That is a very Arrested Development kind of humor
>>704958091
shure
>>704958099
I'll make two firearms out of gold and studded with diamonds that cross. In the middle I'll make a platinum horsedick that's also an infinite fountain of sapphires. Sound good?
>>704958372
Absolutely
>>704958372
Excellent. I also require that you compose Gregorian chants in my honor.
>>704957693
I expected smut
>>704958450
Of course, and the official garment of worship is the MAGA cap.
>>704958840
You should probably dress in drag too.
>>704958893
If that is your wish.
>>704958963
Basically, the ritual should be as ridiculous and bizarre as possible. That's how you know you're doing worship right.
>>704959078
You can trust me to see to it.
>>704959171
No virgin sacrifices, though. Only sacrifice whores.
>>704959213
We will make regular ceremonial offerings of mutilated genitals of male prostitutes.
You know you can trust me to make you happy.
>>704959475
Ah yes, just the right amount of cultish nuttiness.
>>704957144
What is your beef with me? Seriously. Just give me a break
>>704959686
You're a boring, hugboxy, sparsely intellectually endowed newfag. It's like the worst of all worlds. And you're a bitch, too, you can't even defend yourself properly. You're like a woman without the reproductive organs.
I hold out hope that you can change for the better, of course.
>>704959524
We will don black velvet robes with crimson lining and an opening on the backside, chant some incomprehensible nonsense and jerk off into a golden bowl, then we'll mutilate the prostitute, throw his junk into the bowl and burn it.
>>704959686
May as well ask for the earth to stop spinning.
>>704959878
Most all new people are like that. Give him time.
>>704959878
I'm aware of all my problems, but I'm only doing my best. I'm only here to socialize and make friends, and haven't done anything to harm anyone directly. If I'm so boring just ignore me
>>704960133
>black velvet robes with crimson lining
Aw, badger, you even know my colors. Magnificent.
>Most all new people are like that
Yeah, which is why they need to be whipped into shape.
>>704960149
You're here to make friends, and I'm here to entertain myself. You're boring, and you make the thread boring, so I have to insult you to glean entertainment out of you.
Harmlessness is not the pinnacle of virtue.
>>704960305
For are we not woven from the same cloth?
I know, I'm just assuming the role of the kind mentor while you do the actual whipping.
>>704960559
Well yes you are woven from the grand cloth of creation that is my domain.
You need to do more mentoring and less kindness.
>>704960305
>which is why they need to be whipped into shape
I won't change myself to please you. I've had clear proof that there are people here who appreciate me for who I am
>>704960745
Yes, there are, and those people are hot garbage too. It's a free country (well, mine is, not yours so much, but 4chan is American) and you can do whatever you like, but I'm going to continue insulting you for being terrible until such a time as you elect to no longer be terrible.
reddit did it
IT guy is being held for contempt for congress
>>704960632
Are you not entertained?
In smelting, you need to be patient and wait for the metal to become fully liquid before casting it into the mould. Otherwise it will leave cracks, bubbles and openings into the final piece. The same applies here. We strive for perfection and nothing less, after all.
>>704960969
the_donald has been in a perpetual state of "we did it, reddit!" for like a week and it's actually getting cringey
but I mean
they totally did it
>>704960983
Currently I am yes.
That's not an accurate analogy. If it was, it'd involve breaking the subject down further—this is what liquefaction IS. That would in fact be a defense of my own position of cruelty.
>>704961091
Did you watch the thing?
All the democrats were complaining that it would hurt their favourite candidate
>>704960821
Those people made my life better when it was at its worst. I will never change. I rest my case
>>704961146
No I haven't watched, I'm in class at the moment so I can really only shitpost.
>>704961152
So you're pathetic on top of being unintelligent and boring? The best way to describe that is with bane's speech in dark knight rises, but replace dark/darkness with failure in every instance.
>>704961330
it was pretty dope. All republicans were like "It isnt optional to show up" and all democrats were like "Why are we even doing this, its pointless!!!"
Vote was 19-15
>>704961397
>divided by party lines
>again
loyal blue donkeys, fall in line.
>>704961459
One of the dem women said "Comey said no one hacked Hillary's server"
When he said "They werent able to tell if it had or hadn't"
She then tried to interrupt others and Chaffetz pretty much told her to shut up
>>704961543
Thank God for Jason Chaffetz and Trey Gowdy. True American patriots.
I definitely need a gun.
Yes you do.
Why can't everyone be nice to each other.
I love all of you. Isn't that enough to make us happy?
>>704961091
Good.
Well, technically liquefying something is not necessarily breaking it apart. In my line of work it's just loosening the molecular bonds enough for it to become malleable.
>>704962010
no
>>704962010
Yeah, some people sure seem up-tight. Science has proven that pessimists live shorter lives
>>704962010
fuck off faggot what the fuck
>>704962130
Actually, pessimists live longer lives, which would be good news if they believed in good news.
>>704962319
I must've read the wrong book then
>>704962414
yea same
>>704962546
It's so hard to know which sources to trust these days
>>704962751
Welcome to the information era, where 70% of all information is unreliable.
Did this just turn back into a g/fur bread?
>>704963220
It never was anything but.
>>704963080
Who knows how much of what we know is wrong?
So... Angry guy. Seems a bit uptight
>>704962109
Why you gotta do me like that.
>>704963372
For 30 minutes it was just fucktards pondering morality.
Eitherwhats, I'm happy that everything's back to normal
>>704945776
that's one of the cutest gfur pics i've seen in a long time. Who's the artist?
what is this weeb shit
today was not a good day to wear my hat with the middle finger on it
katia shush, you're the lewdest
>>704963552
Indeed.
Subby? He's got an ego the size of Jupiter. He's also not into hugboxes and I kinda agree with him on that they tend to be boring. I'd be much like him if I were more selfish and inconsiderate. I honestly can't tell if that'd be good or bad.
>>704963635
Avatarfags? Some of them are cool dudes.
my back is sore; someone come give me a massage.
>>704964019
What even is a hugbox
>>704964099
>>704964099
something the jews invented for leftists to hide in when confronted with reality.
>>704964099
A box of hugs, someone giving out excessive amounts of undue love and kindness. Someone indulging in their queer, often fake personality and revelling in that form of autism. That's not to discourage you in any form, just to give some insight into the nature of the people here. Most of the regulars come here for some form of meaningful exchange in thoughts, not to be reminded of people's ability to deceive themselves and others into thinking the world a magical, beautiful place.
Get along now and don't make me raise my voice.
the world is a beautiful place and i am no longer afraid to die
don't make me fuck rape you.
