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7 decides what I say to this girl.
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Hey bitch, get your stuff ready and come to my place.
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bump
come on I'm counting on you people to get me some.
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I like girls with dicks
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>>704904542

Hey baby, So you coming over tonight for dinner and some sex?
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>>704905726
Re-Roll
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>>704904542
hey
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Your buttcrack looked fuckin' delicious the other day
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Does my asshole smell like chloroform?
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>>704906297
Winrar
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>>704906297
and now we wait
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>>704906297
>>704906451
>>704906664

Don't be faggot OP
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Lol

8 decides next
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>>704904542
>>704904542
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Op fucking delivers!!!
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>>704906968
Not a damn thing baby, something would be wrong with anyone who doesn't want to eat up your sweet peach booty
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Did you know that french toast used to be called german toast?
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>>704907178
This thread is already killin it
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>>704906968
suck my dick and I'll suck yours
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>>704907178
Sent. Awaiting reply now boys.
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>>704907456
So what is your relation to this Maggie chick, OP?
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2 decides next
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>>704907645
I'm retarded forgot pic

2 still decides.
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i want to succ my own cucked
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I apologize. I don't know what came over me. My little brother sent that or something. Did it hurt?
......when you fell from heaven? ;)
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Do this and i'm gonna kill all your family, fucking bitch.
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>>704907729
I want to suck my cum out of your ass
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i just nutted on ur photo from facebook
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>>704907617
She and I are in a few classes together at community college.
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niggers ruined this country
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i hate niggers
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Look, I'm just telling it how it is, Maggie...
Maybe it's the rum and coke... but still.
No need to switch groups or anything.
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>>704907976
reroll
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nice
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Girl, don't be like that... You can't honestly say that you're not interested in me.
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Or instead we could smoke some bomb ass weed, how's that sound?
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>>704907947
chigga
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Would you look at their picture, I wonder where they got it.
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>>704908243
google, if i had to take a wild guess
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>>704908032
winnah
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Deliver
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That doesn't keep my eyes off of you
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If you switch groups i'm gona have to follow that delicious ass home. You wouldn't want that would you?
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Deeeliiivveeerrr
>>704908032
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I'll shove my foot so far up your ass if you switch groups.
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Maggie. Im just gunna lay all my cards out on the table. I want you to sit on my face. Thats just how it is

I dont want to have to burn your house down , thats not what I wanna do with my day.

How about we just get this over with and move on with our lives?

If you change groups im telling everyone you raped me.
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Op delivers

9 decides next. Make it good you guys.
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>>704908847
WINRAR
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>>704908847
We have a winner
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Is it weird that i want to stuff rotten meat into your pussy then scoop it out with my toungue?!?
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>>704908867
Sorry, haven't felt well today have the worst diarrhea. Something I ate.

With this pic
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Send nudes
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Lemme tell you why theoretical physics is bull shit, It only works because the jews at CERN say it works.
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Annie is a fucking nigger who talks too much.
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>>704908867
>>704908847
This one technically still counts because you hadnt changed the rules yet
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Would it offend you if I was masterbating while I type this while thinking about plowing your poop shoot?
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I'll jizz in your hair
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>>704908867
I heard you have a cute little brother?
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>>704908847
roll
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>>704908847
This
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>>704908904
>>704909015
?? that didnt win
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>>704908867
I look at a lot of girls asses at this place

yours is the first one got me like this mags.
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>>704909068
Roll
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You fucking Chink go fuck yourself.
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>>704904542
Don't talk to me anymore, nigger little pleb.
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So will you comply? or do I need to force you to comply?
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>>704909159
winrar
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What's weird about a man with a baby dick wanting to rub it on your bum bum hole
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My junk is ripe for you
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>>704904542
>Would it offend you if I was masterbating while I type this while thinking about plowing your poop shoot?
Reroll
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>>704909136
roll
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Let me raw dog you in the back of my mom's van
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OPPpPPpPpp
>>704908032
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>>704909154
rell
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Yeah well Annie is a cunt, just like you and the rest of your ilk
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>>704908847
rollin
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Annie needs to shuv it where the sun don't shine sweety
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>>704908847
rolling for this
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>>704909262
winrar
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>>704904542
>>>704904542
>>Would it offend you if I was masterbating while I type this while thinking about plowing your poop shoot?
Reroll
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OP here, sending this one >>704908847
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>>704909373
Perfection
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Annie doesn't know shit, do you want to go out with me or not.
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>>704909373
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>>704909204
Rollll
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>>704909339
Winrarrrr
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"I have a bird fetish. Can you stick feathers in your ass for me? ;)
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>>704909373
OP Delivers what's best
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Now we fucking wait.
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>>704909217
SEVEN HAS SPOKEN
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>>704907729
*pullsbout katana whilst laughing in a masculine manner* "what did you just say *makes first stab realize that I just killed such a pretty girl* *kill self to be with her*
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I'm literally dying right now
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>>704909718
>If you change groups im telling everyone you raped me.
Incredible
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Good call OP now post dat shyt
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raid?¡
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdv1XVQLBr7SyCdCFOa4qw8GMtj2ipt1hwBJzS8M90L2ERxOA/formResponse
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>>704909912
what is this?
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>>704909718
my keks are charged up OP, HURRY
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Send the lyrics to nothin' but a g thang by Dr Dre ft. Snoop Dogg
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>>704909985
a confesions page of my college, it's in spic language cos i'm spic
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>>704910138
My spanish isnt that great but Ill try.


...

No
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>>704910138
make your own thread man
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>>704910138
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?

GO BACK TO SPICLAND, EL NIGGER.
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>>704910247
kek just send stupid shit, maybe gore pictures
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Lol

5 decides now
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>>704910390

Send this pic
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Fucking do it skank
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>>704910390
Just an hero now OP
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Since you're screen capping this why not include a picture of your anus. Get wayyyyy deep in there
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>>704910390
Tell Annie that she can sit in my face too, I don't want her to be jealous, you know what I'm saying?
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>>704910390
If you do, I'll make it look like you photo-shopped this convo. Let's not make hasty decisions Maggie.
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>>704910282
>>704910339

>>704909313
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Just sit on my face baby... i'll eat you out so hard and make you cum. you know it'll feel incredible.
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>>704909912

My Confession

"Me masturbo en el dispensador de jabĂ³n damas"

English: I jerk off into the ladies soap dispensers
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Don't be like that now... I was just kidding with the house thing and the rape accusation thing...
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Do whaever the fuck you want, send it to the school board and tell annie to go fuck herself too, I won't stop until I get to lick that moisty butt crack of yours
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>>704910565
aw shit win
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Annie everything will be fine once you leave it to me and Maggie, you spic
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>>704910390
this is exactly what (some other classmate, probably male) said you'd do
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>>704910390
Reroll for this>>704909782
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My dad raped me when I was 6. Because of this I lay a nasty watery fart every time I eat cereal
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>>704910565
kek
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>>704910390

i wont stop, i can't stop i need your PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY PU PU PU PUUUUU SSSSIEEEEEH
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If you won't sit on my face...then do you have any pictures from when you were 12 that you can send to me so I can masturbate to them? Please?
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>>704910390
Uggg.
Now I have to go shopping for kerosene again and drag my ass over to your house.
Why do you make me do these things?
How hard is it to sit on someones face honestly? Just pretend im a chair.
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I'm going to shove my dick inside you, next time I see you. Maybe even when youre home alone. Who knows, depends on my schedule.
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>>704910565
Winzip
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Girl I just can't get your scrumptious ass out of my head I just want to squeeze the living shit out of it. Send me a pic and I'll stop, I promise.
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GO TELL THE POPE FOR ALL I CARE!!!
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I identify as gender fluid. The school board can't touch me. Annie's just mad coz I decided to fuck guys for a while instead of her. Tbh I wasn't into her scat fettish
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OP HERE. Sent it. Awaiting reply.

I actually feel like i can get in trouble now?
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>>704910910
Tell her that yer acoustic cousin took your phone
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>>704910910
Dude this was a terrible idea
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>>704910910
You're past the realm of in trouble
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>>704910983
LMFAO ACOUSTIC COUSIN
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I paid your ex for nudes.
Is that how we wanna end this? A burned up ass house and your floppy titiies posted all over the school?

Be sensible annie.

Take a seat.

On my face.
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>>704910910
Yeah just act like it wasn't you
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>>704910617
That google traductor phrase LOL
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>>704910910
Rip group project
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>>704910910

Tell them you lost your phone, pretend like someone took it.
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This thread is god tier. Let's keep this train rolling OP
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>>704910910
Post a bunch of stupid bullshit on your facebook.

Send stupid texts to a couple other people.

Send out group text saying "insert idiot here" stole your phone

Boom. youre fine
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>>704911159
This 1000x
You'll be fine, OP
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>>704907729
Wait, you're in a group with her? Op has got some brass ones on him
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Next tell her: "I'm sorry, my dad raped me several times when I was a child. I have issues. Please forgive me and don't get me in trouble. I will never do this again."
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k new thread

raid???

>>704910886

>also

>>704910910
op don't be afraid, you can always an hero if shit hits the fan. op don't be a faggot, keep doing whatcha doin
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this is wonderful.
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>>704911262
This. Take this chance to send retarded shit to everyone else in your contacts too
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>>704911262
make sure you send a stupid text to your mom too.
Then if the schoolboard call her shell say, yeah i got some stupid texts from anon too. Unfortunatly that was someone else

Easy
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Until she says she will actually get me in trouble I'll keep going because I didn't actually do anything?

8 decides next one.
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>>704910910
Root phone download some shady OS download a fake virus remover from some shady site, boom hacked
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>>704911462
Its time to send a picture of your dick
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Sorry Maggie, my balls are still dry and chapped. Care to help ;)
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>>704910910

Also don't use your phone in public for a few days.
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K girl.... As a consolation priZe, just touch my doodle.
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OP
How hot is she? Does she actually have a nice ass?

Next one:
>>704910622
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>>704910910
Call her and tell your acoustic cousin stole your phone, pretend to be acoustic cousin and apologize, don't forget to record the call
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>>704911462
I identify as gender fluid. The school board can't touch me. Annie's just mad coz I decided to fuck guys for a while instead of her. Tbh I wasn't into her scat fettish
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wanna join me and my mom in a threesome
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>>704911462
send dick pic and "What do you think? I wouldn't mind the opinion of a cute girl ;)"
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don't you want my shrek sized dick in your face hoe?
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Send nudes cunt!
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>>704911569
Ballsy move

Reroll
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>>704911662

Re-Roll
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>>704911462
JESUS HITLER CHRIST ANNIE

Why are you making this so difficult for everybody.

Sit on this face dont spend the rest of your day picking through the ashes of your family home
I dont see the problem here
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How about this? I take you to dinner to formally apologize for my drunken stupidity. No strings attached. My way of saying sorry.
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>>704911462
send duck pic
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>>704911692
roll
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>>704911462
If you send anything to the school, I'll make it look like you photo-shopped this convo. Let's not make hasty decisions Maggie.
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>>704911462

fsjal
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>>704911692
Roll
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>>704911569
Do it
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>>704911748
WIN
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>>704911748
winrar
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>>704911462
the school board thinks u hvae a great ass too
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Send picture of naked black guy and say this is my homie Jerome let's have a threesome
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>>704911462
Do you know how easy it is for me to figure out where you sleep?
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>>704911748
WINNER
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>>704911748
Just fix the name to Maggie
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>>704911748
good shit
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Why is your name Maggie?
Are you an accident?
Is infinity equal to infinity?
Drugs are fun.
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>>704911748
This is gonna be juicy. we're waiting OP
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OP here. I sent it.

Waiting very anxiously now. Fucking annie
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>>704912202
Any Annie but this Annie
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Bump for interest
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Maggie, you're such a bitch. I'm over here giving you compliments and your threatening me with 'the school board' if you don't act like a good girl and come sit on my face I'll tell everyone the truth... You trany hoe
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Make sure youre sending stupid texts to at least 5 other people including your parents.

Cover your ass anon.
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Hot dogs at a Mardi gras parade in yo ass
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Lol whatever

4 decides!
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Call the police. But just to let you know my mom is a stripper
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>>704912440
LOL PRANK'Dâ„¢
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>>704912440
send duck pic
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>>704912440
Relax, I'm kidding. I would never burn your house down.


Better check your breaks from now on though.
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>>704912440
Dick pic... do it now
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>>704912440
Maggie, be reasonable. I'm just tryna lay some pipe. slay some tang. Eat ya cooch. Cum to me babe.
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I want to blast you with my rock hard cock. I have black friends so I'm not racist
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>>704912614
WINRAR
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