When's the last time you had sex?
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When's the last time you had sex?
>>704901484
October... last year.
Feels bad man.
>>704901484
Never; I'm so alone.
>>704901484
i dont remember. i have terrible memory though.
....7 days? 10 days? 15 days? one of those.
2 days ago. This weekend were getting a shit loaf of drugs and booze and fucking all weekend
Earlier this month before my boyfriend went to Boston for college. Rip
like two months ago. Before that, it had been like 2 years. I'm willing to bet it'll be another two years before I have sex again.
About a month ago
>>704901484
last January was throating fucking her, slapping her face with my cock, anal and all sorts of stuff....would have enjoyed it more if I knew it would be this long...
>>704901484
Two days ago. She's on her way over here now too.
Sunday
Two nights ago
>>704902222
And quads too. You lucky, lucky basted.
Also, nothing wrong with paying for it if it's been a long dry spell. Fucking decent girls for 150. Multi-shot and everything.
never. i hate life.
on the plus side, only another 50-60 years to go...
April, but before that was Octoberish
January 1st 2015
>>704901484
July 24th, 2015.
8 months ago and it was not enjoyable
End of June 2016
november 2009, with my gf of 4 years.
those were the days.
>*unzips in tears*
>>704901484
Last Sunday, 10:30 am or so.
20 years ago, when i got out of a vagina..that shit counts i don't care what you say
3 weeks ago
>>704901484
I was inside my mom's vagina once, about 20 years ago. Does that count?
September 19th, 2016
Haven't had a real girlfriend in 5 years
>>704901484
I'm having sex right now
3 days ago with girlfriend of over 6 years. Before 3 days ago it was maybe over a week. She is seriously terrible in bed which makes it worse.
>>704903396
>>704903573
Yeah, that counts. When you came out, your penis rubbed against the walls of your mom's vagina. We all lost our virginity to our mothers.
If you were a C-section I feel bad for you, you fucking virgin
>>704902068
>shit loaf
2 hours ago, gf came home it was just great
>>704903699
Is it with Jill?
Earlier this year on prom night.
Going on 3 years now. I've only had sex once and will most likely never have it again. It was a fluke.
>>704901484
Last november
>>704901484
Yesterday. And probably again within the next couple hours.
Yesterday. Only lasted about three minutes though
>>704901484
March, my girl is working abroad at the moment and I love her too much to cheat.
Sex? whats that?
last June, so a year and three months ago
>>704901484
few hours ago
Never. I'm 27.
too long thats why I'm here
never
>tfw i'm 20
>>704901484
I just turned 27 this week so that means it's been about.. uh.. never.
>>704901484
Last night. I found out that if I go to the gym with my girlfriend for her to work out, she some reason gets in the mood for anything.
>>704901484
Monday night.
>>704906355
Fly to vegas, they have legal brothels. Done, and done. Sex is no big deal.
w my couch
for the first and last time - 4 years ago
>>704906355
Are you me?
>>704906698
>>704901484
november 2013
Since August 2015.
>>704901484
Over 5 years ago. Was my first time too.
I can't wait to die.
In about twenty minutes
>>704904485
no it was with a man
>>704902068
>shit loaf of drugs
How are you on 4chan in prison, anon?
I think it was 2011
it's almost pon farr
January 3, 2016. Before that it was November 2013. I need to get my shit together. Feels bad /b/ros
2006
at maybe 4 o'clock today
I could've lost my virginity to this really ugly chick freshman year of high school (2011). She always went out of her way to talk to me whenever she saw me. Her friend ended up telling me she liked me.
I thought I was gonna drown in pussy later throughout high school so I friendzoned her. Still a virgin today, kinda regretting not fucking that chick... at least she wasn't fat
Last friday. Had sex with a milf.
yesterday.... but my gf dosen't want anal :(
I asked out a really shy co-worker on a date who I had a crush on for almost a year. She said yes. We went out for dinner, then watched Game of Thrones together with HBO Go at my house.
I started feeling her up and she'd stop me, but wouldn't keep objecting if I continued.
I ate her out for a bit and then fucked her. She left immediately after, and completely avoids me at work.
About a week ago, was pretty average.
>>704901484
couple weeks ago. wasn't half bad either
>>704901484
Sunday. Will hit it again Friday. Considering maybe hooking up with an old FWB tomorrow too.
>>704901484
oh dear lord, seven years ago, j-just kill me now....
>>704909962
About 5 minutes ago. Smoking now then gonna sleep.
>>704910093
Didn't meant to reply to>>704909962
Yesterday...hoping to roll again tonight but no such luck
>>704901484
last night with my right hand
Sunday... 3 times. We don't see each other on weekdays so we have fuck as much as we can to hold us over
last night, had a quickie before my Filipino/Korean GF had to go help her friend, still waiting on her to get on the pill so I can bust inside of her.
last night :D
>>704901484
two hours ago with an asian whore.
>cost was 200 total 60 door+140 "tip"
30th of March 2015
Saturday, 4th time I've ever had sex.
>>704904813
Hello, me
>>704901484
Wife gave birth 5 weeks ago. Last sex was 7 weeks ago to try to induce labour. It was horrible. The time before that was 3 weeks prior. So really, almost 3 months ago, when she had a big belly.
REAL sex was had maybe 5 6 months ago
A week ago
>>704911424
How was it bad? Post pics of her swollen belly
>>704911816
She was full term, really not in the mood or horny whatsoever, hard to move for her, can't do missionary obvious, doggy hurt her, she was tired and already sleep deprived bc being that pregnant makes you wake up 5 times every night for months, she's pissed off and miserable... Does that sound fun?
>>704910963
how old are you and how was it?
>>704901484
2 weeks ago, my gf has some sort of yeast infection. Fucking shite and I don't like bj's, so have pure blue balls
>>704902222
QUADS
>>704901484
Yesterday I came on my girl face
Last April.
August 2015, got the herp, haven't had sex since then for a combo of that reason and being generally unattractive and socially retarded.
Any responses to me won't be seen so feel free to have at me. Thanks.
January.
balls=blue as fuck
Sunday
>>704901484
Sunday, with an 18 year old. I'm 28.
>>704902102
tits or gtfo
>>704913892
lucky
>>704901484
Summer 2014.
>>704901484
Last saturday
>was the 14th time
>>704905880
If only she felt the same for you.
two day ago with my pregnant wife, going home earlier today to hit it one more time
august 2002
i was born in 1997
10 hours ago, fucked my gf awake and then she gave me an assjob.
>>704909607
niiiiicccceeeeeee
Sunday morning, then she left for a two week road trip immediately after. Feels bad, man.
3 years ago with my ex
July,
I put forth like no effort to get laid and I deleted my tinder.
Probably about to make a new one soon.
I don't enjoy talking to women usually, especially fucking texting.
2 weeks ago
got a blowjob last night and fucking tomorrow
>>704901484
Four days ago
>>704905880
>my girl is working abroad at the moment
Let me guess, in Europe right
Getting some of that muslim dick?
>>704914472
>fucked my gf awake
RAPIST
>>704901484
last years august man, and it fucking sucked
>>704915132
not when your GF has a sleep sex fetish :^)
>>704901484
Saturday
Last Sunday afternoon. Now I'm in bed waiting for my girlfriend to finish watch her DVR of Survivor. I'm getting hard looking at chan pics. I'll be fucking her in about 30 minutes.
>>704914372
M or F?
>>704901484
May or June? Probably will get laid next month. Cause Im lazy and I don't like having to work for sex.
>>704916204
what a beta..
Last week, I have this fwb companion thing going on with a cutie from queens. I live in jersey and it totally works.
>>704901484
January 5 2008
Would like to know what a blowjob feels like.
Last weekend when she slept over, probably gonna do it again this week
>>704901484
Uhh, I dunno. No more than a week ago, I think it was like 3 days. Railed my fiancee while she was wearing some hot heels I bought for her, then sucked on her toes while I came inside. Shit was cash.
>>704915661
As long as it is Male on female sex, it is always rape
The patriarchal white supremacist capitalist system forces women to say yes
>>704916634
did you pay for it?
September or October of 2013 if I remember right
>>704901484
about 2 months ago
>>704916996
Yes, lost my v card to a whore in Tijuana.
She didn't mention it and I didn't bring it up, probably because of nerves.
Saturday. Spent the weekend in a hotel drinking, taking edibles, and fucking.
>>704917231
how was it like? was it worth it?
really debating on just getting a hooker
>>704901484
701 days
>>704901484
march
>>704916927
Man, 4chan trolls just keep getting better. Its like the comedy never ends with these lads.
>>704901484
when I was 17 and my moms friend (36 y/o) offered to come over and give me "driving lessons" while my mom was overseas for a week.
I'm 21 now, feelsbadman.
>>704917381
>get tinder
>lower standards
>swipe right
Don't pay for things you can get free
>>704901484
3 months ago on my trip to Hong Kong.
why?
>>704901484
About 12 hours ago
>>704902102
is probably a guy>>704913966
:^)
>>704901484
never lol. I'm some fat 21yo n33t that hasn't even kissed yet. Am I doomed?
>>704917624
I didn't have sex until 34 so I wouldn't say doomed. find a cute girl online to take you out of the house. I found one on interpals.
2 Saturdays ago. it was the first time she let me film it.
Tuesday.
>>704917596
i mean, ill eventually have to lower my standards significantly to get married and have kids
i'm young and id rather not lose my vcard to some fat uggo on tinder
>>704901484
2 weeks ago
5 years and Iam 25.
May, I think. It was a while ago.
>>704914372
>>704916604
I'm sorry.
Last March
>>704917381
It was interesting, I had no idea how tiring sex is, almost wanted to stop but meh, whatever.
I say go for it, you're already debating it so you may as well go all the way.
>>704901484
Tonight, with your mother,
last time I had sex I game a girl the clap. Havent had sex since, really messed me up
>>704915945
niggers, lets do something fun
>>704909242
Get her super drunk/high and start toying with her asshole during sex. She's open up to it - literally. Dont go too quick and deep the first few times tho, and dont forget to stimulate her pussy the whole time. I made the mistake of doing neither and after 3 times of putting it in the pooper, gf now refuses to do it again. Feelsbadman
Couple days ago with my petite 19yo vietnamese girlfriend who likes to suck my cock, ride my face, get her ass fucked and allow me to hold her down while I give her usually 2-4 orgasms before cumming inside her. Feels good man
>>704917996
thanks anon
I am fucking right now, while typing this
>>704914372
ayy 1997 buddy! Where u at tho? Maybe I can fuck those repressed memories right out of you!
>>704918489
>4chan
2013 on Valentine's Day with my Ex. She left me for another guy two months prior to this. She called me, saying that her boyfriend couldn't make it today and then asked me what i was doing? I go over and order a pizza so we can hang out. We ended up having sex in the living room on her mom's couch. We take an hour break to watch her favorite reality tv show and then i face fucked her til i came and left. After that i ignored all her attempts to contact me and that lasted about 6 months til she gave up.
>>704917891
Nigger your vcard means nothing. It's like when you turned 16/18/21, you think its a big deal until it actually happens. Just fuck the uggo to start and then keep working your way up as your confidence and ability to pick up women improves. A lawyer's first case isn't a million dollar one and your first fuck likely wont be either. Just get that shit over with and only look for something better afterwards.
>>704916634
Eight years? Holy mother of god!
>>704918647
Worth a shot, am I right?
Some time this past spring, but ut was mostly mouth/hand stuff.
Almost a month ago, drunk, in a public bathroom... can't remember much details, but ugh the smell... that pussy had some bacteria overload down there. So here I am, screaming in pain when I pee now.
>>704918911
know what? fuck it, you rite tbh fam
bout to get on tinder
>>704918911
This, my first was like 5/10 but I made the best of it.
>>704918489
i'd rather not have sex again, thanks though
I was all up in that pussy on my birthday, but not since..
>>704918911
>this
>>704919198
That's the spirit.
The way I think of it, man, you've got a set amount of pussy you can feasibly get in your lifetime. Every day you spend not in the pursuit of pussy is a day wasted. If you're currently not getting pussy, and you're not depressed, you should be actively trying to get pussy.
It could be 10 years before you fuck a 10/10, but there's a fuck ton of good sex to be had between now and then.
And then there is also the fact that you could technically fall in love with some random girl you just wanted to fuck.
>>704919677
Dubs
3 years ago...
>>704901484
I have sex daily with a variety of many beautiful women. Roll trips and I'll tell you my secret.
sex conf https://shezm.github.io/
>>704901484
Sunday,
pic related
almost 5 years ago /b/
only been doing the 4chan shit for 2 years
>>704901484
Two weekends ago.
4 days ago. Was... Eh.
>>704901484
July, I'm so fucking horny it isn't funny.
October 2014
July sometime.
>>704901484
January 7, 1982
seven years, almost to the day now that I think about it
it's not really one of my hobbies so I don't really partake very often. I guess it would be nice, but I'm not going to go out of my way for it or complain if I don't get any
>>704920241
Are you my dad?
3 weeks but going to see gf and then getting laid
>>704920703
she ugly
>>704920858
shes not bad, but shes not my gf
>>704920858
ugly, are you fucking homo? I'm asexual and can see she's hot
3 hours ago
>>704921103
not homo, and if you can see she's hot, you're not asexual you retard
>>704901738
>.
I forced myself on my wife last night even though she was tired and has been worry cause her dad got locked up the night before. What can I say, I need my medicine before sleep.
Am I bad?
>>704921338
you never researched asexuality apparently. do that, then tell me I am not asexual.
around march, with my aunt
shes been tryna hook up again ever since
Yesterday
Was plowing wife while playing Dark Souls 3
Earlier today with my wife cause she uses sex to get out of giving me blow jobs
>>704919378
I'll be real gentlemanly about it
>>704901484
More precisely, when I penetrated that ovum when I was conceived
>>704901484
I forced my wife last night. She was too tired and has been worrying because her dad got locked up the night before. What can I say, I need my medicine before sleep.
She was dry at first but I felt her get wet and she moaned, so it couldn't have been that bad. But I know for sure she wasn't going to cum, so I didn't bother.
Am I bad?
>>704921914
sorry, no
2010 :(
Then I went bald and my confidence plummeted. Any tips? Is it still possible to score cuties with a bald spot
>>704922179
yeah you married a girl, cmon m8... marriage is for plebs. think for yourself you fucking ken.
About 7 years ago.
I'm 26, since we seem to be listing ages as well. Still open to love, and a (probably stupid) part of me feels pretty desperate about it from time to time, but as for sex without love, I'm pretty over it to be honest. Wouldn't turn it down if someone offered, of course, but it's not like sex experience when I'm involved anyway. The next person I fuck should probably be someone who is emotionally invested, mostly because I'm going to need a few cracks at it before I'm any good. My self-esteem probably can't handle disappointing someone too much right now. I think a lot of sexless losers overlook that aspect of things, but when you still have the V-card I totally understand. Get that out of the way ASAP, and then find someone who will give you time to improve.
>>704903813
That dog had to have become even more aware of its place in the universe .
>>704922368
bruh gimme a chance! I'm probably just the man you've been looking for all of this time to fill the hole in your soul! I'm resident pullout king in my brotherhood for 3 years straight now. Trust me dawg; only good can come of this
>>704922742
* not like sex is a positive experience
4 days ago. She was the 31st girl I've been with.
her, yesterday
>>704901484
haha i know this chick
About an hour ago
>>704922759
i was literally abused and im going to be traumatized for life fam..
11 years, and I contemplate suicide daily.
>>704921873
Is this pic related? Also, I'd rather have sex than a blow job anyway.
twice yesterday
>>704922759
Haha
Honestly though, if I could choose to be gay, I would have done that a long time ago. I have a twinky boy body and a submissive personality, and I'm sort of cute to some people. I'd have so much more value on the gay marketplace. I bet I could get fucked in the ass by this weekend (at least) if I wanted.
>>704922410
>Is it still possible to score cuties with a bald spot
Yes, I trim my hair with a 0 or sometimes shave it completely off. Some girls like it, some don't, some don't give a shit. It's best if you have a nice shaped head underneath, but really it's about owning your looks and exuding confidence and it doesn't hurt if you have a rock star talent.
Today.
Yesterday. I feel so out of shape because at the end I was winded.
>>704922915
That's just the way I like em! Gimme dat kik and I'll hit you up with maaaaad dick pics and shitty memes to make your day just that much worse
>>704923070
something tells me you responded to the wrong post fam. Check yourself
>>704906708
It's called endorphins and dopamine bro...
>>704922915
this afternoon, decided to smoke some weed and she blew me good cuz she was on her period and horny
>>704923247
LOL, I did, my bad. point stands though.
>>704901484
never
>>704923391
Somethin' to think about for all of you other sad losers.
>>704923247
>That's just the way I like em!
lol no im done here, laters
Never have, 20 y/o
It's not that I'm ugly or socially inept, it's just I'm only attracted to very young girls
I'm in therapy unsuccessfully trying to change that... women are just so unappealing
>>704901484
>>704906554
It's overrated.
We're all virgins on here. Don't let anyone tell you differently op.
>>704923455
FUCKIN LAME
>>704922410
SHAVE YOUR HEAD
down to the skin or 1-2.
It's the only way to do it. Anything else is sub-par.
>>704921713
>I forced myself on my wife
>Am I bad?
Nigga you ask me
>>704916927
>>704916927
Your mom said yes
>>704923897
Yeah, don't try to have a regular haircut/style with a bald spot, but don't try to hide it either. Have confidence.
>>704901484
Saturday
>>704901484
19 and still haven't lost it. What's the best way to lose it in college? I'm not too bad looking, I'm just really awkward.
yesterday
>>704924491
you literally just talk to people. if you convince yourself that you arent awkward, you wont be awkward
This afternoon at a "happy ending" Asian massage parlor. Only$140 for full service by a young Vietnamese girl.
>>704924626
Stop telling yourself that people don't want to hear what you have to say. Just fucking speak your mind in a conversation and as long as you're not autistic than you should attract friends/females. Helps if you're both drunk. Whatever you do don't be that silent cunt that just stands idle in a group of people or when girls are near. Try and remember that girls are just regular fucking people as well and that you can talk to them the same way you do dudes (for the most part)
>>704924939
meant for >>704924491
>>704924626
Or he could play on his awkwardness to make grills laugh, but I agree, you have to talk to people.
Start small if you're not used to starting conversations. People will surprise you how open they can become if someone else starts a convo. It doesn't even have to be good convo.
>>704902613
does that mean you're 10 years old?
>>704924378
SAVAGE
2003 .... so 13 years ago
>>704901484
Never
Not since January tbf.
I just jerk off twice a day, pussy is not worth the hassle.
It was January 7th 2015 at 6:53pm GMT+12, Thursday im pretty sure
>>704924871
This is something I contemplate doing every day.
Never, im 36
WTF us up with all the kissless virgins. WTF is wrong with kids today? It saddens me that I'm fucking 50 and I got more pussy as a single man in his 40's than some of you kids in your teens and early 20s
My need to get laid always overcame my fear of rejection. Get off the computer and GTFO of the house and talk to girls. If they reject you, so fucking what? That's the worst and only thing they can do to you. Move on to the next.
If you don't have the confidence, set your bar lower until you do. Chubby chicks are good for that. I've banged a few in my day...mostly when my confidence was low after a break up.
Anyway, got laid Tuesday night...with my wife. Finished all over her face...she laughed because it was a lot (first sex we've had in a week since I was out of town for work...and when I got back, I hadn't fapped for a few days).
Anyway, go get laid fuckers.
Yesterday after GF kept teasing me with her leggings. God bless leggings.
Few hours ago
I'm going to bang datass again in an hour...
Have a nice day
>>704923577
so i've heard, but i wish i could try at least once. too much of a damn coward though.
>>704906554
same
also kissless
Saturday afternoon
>>704901484
I JUST HAD SEX!!!
>>704905880
>love
Take this shit elsewhere. This is 4chan where love has no meaning.
>>704926236
Nice ass. Please tell me you get to fuck her ass.
>>704901484
Yesterday, have a live in girlfriend
>>704921732
i'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher
>>704903794
Sucks dude, my girl has a fat white ass and loves a thumb in it when I pound that pussy and drop a load inside
>>704901484
four years ago. I'm 23. before that it was everyday almost
rate?
>>704901484
About 15 minutes ago, I'm anorgasmic....
So I ate her out for about 20 then spanked her hard and fucked her hard with my hand around her throat, telling her to cum hard on my cock or I'm shoving it up her ass.
She came about 18 smalls and 3 serious hards
And here I am.... Like always, still hard and wishing I had about 5 of her so I could please her until I pass out of exhaustion as 2 hours is my average for getting tired.
Pic is bonus bragging as I'm a great shopper and got all that Powerade for like $100 at king soopers
My hot, big tit latin wife is about to come in bed, bend over and slide my cock in her throat
>>704901484
september 2013
>>704901484
Monday
>>704928071
>She came about 18 smalls and 3 serious hards
lol if you think she can even came once
>>704901484
last december
>>704905880
you know she is cheating on you with multiple guys though right?
honestly you deserve to get cucked if you're that fucking dumb
Yesterday night
>>704928348
I'm sexually empathic with a nose like a dogs thanks to my military service and specific training.....
She couldn't hide her heat from me muchless the obvious scent of her orgasms.
I've never understood how normal guys never notice faking
Bonus gunshot wound healing pic
September 6th 2016 with a cali girl with a big ass that snapchated it to her boyfriend
I miss sex yo.
>>704901484
Hampton
>>704901484
Redos
>>704917596
im banned from tinder :'(
>>704901484
Molly
Been about a year. Banged my gf at the time before my new job right after I knew she was cheating on me as well.
>>704901484
yesturday
>>704922860
she looks like a shitty cunt and a whore
Last time I had sex was last Friday, I've been sick like a fucking bitch ever since
>>704901484
>26
>never have
>currently a neet
>just fire me
Well about five minutes ago thanks for asking
Never in 26 years.
Can't say that I've tried. Feel it's too late for that to change without incredible awkwardness.
>>704923184
But that's just called good sex
>>704906554
Dont worry too much. Lost mine at 23.
>>704901484
January
>>704906981
Me too
>>704901484
May
trying to find girls to fuck on dating apps
>>704929109
Congratulations you have AIDS!
>>704911424
You're lucky. My wife's pregnancies and the subsequent complications resulted me not having sex for over a year both times. Frequency is still not back to normal. Some months three times a week. Many months only once that month.
>>704901484
3 weeks ago
>>704907305
are you me
>>704921732
Asexuality=hormone imbalance. Fix your thyroid. Get some grade AAA iodine
>>704928110
Ok, im done guise. What did i miss?
>>704927727
>>704926236
Wtf sure! That hole is so comfortable...mmmh
Meh. Sex gets old and just time consuming. Easier to jack it.
>>704901484
Last time I was in a vagina I was still a sperm. And now I'm 27. KV. Life blows.
>>704901484
4 months. I don't even miss it. Jacking off is easier and takes less time. I can please myself and not have to worry about anything else.
>>704901484
2 years ago. Lots of BJ & eating out, but after I broke up w/ my last GF I just feel awkward to have actual sex.
About 3 months cause my bitchass baby momma and I are splitting up on bad terms so yeah
5 years ago.
Last gf fucked with my head something fierce, can't bring myself to trust women anymore.
Kinda scared tbh.
>>704901484
18 years
>>704903813
Underrated post
will be tonight once this fucking movie is over
