Wanna have some fun /b/? >local voting poll for football
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Wanna have some fun /b/?
>local voting poll for football teams by FOX
Fox will be covering the football game that gets the most votes.
Obviously the number one is the biggest jock school in area.
What is the least voted for? You guessed it.
The biggest dweebs and nerds all around. They live in the mountains and barely have wi-fi..
They suck at all sports.
So, let's have some fun.
Go to:
http://fox40.com/2016/08/26/vote-now-papa-murphys-final-quarter-friday-night-fan-favorite-2/
And vote for "Bret Hart at Argonaut". Two of the worst, biggest dweeb filled schools. Get them on TV and piss off the jocks and rednecks.
Keks will be had.
We did this with Taylor Swift, let's do it again
I know /b/tards have automatic voting hacks for shit like this. This is high potential Kek.
I'm in to piss off the buzzcut jokes
Vote posted. This may become entertaining in all directions.
>>704863438
Keep bumping let's get the gang on this shit
Also, bump
currently spamming votes
>>704863007
Voted
>>704863857
Good job brother'
Bump we need th vote machines
Not that much response so far. I don't have my laptop with me to get anything scripted. Anyone in for that?
Also, teh bum-p
Bamp
fire up those vpn's you fags
Sent ;)
>>704864444
Obey the quaddy quads!!11
>>704864444
Quads don't lie
>>704863007
Done
>>704863007
im voting
>>704864444
quads checked
Bumping
Also, a toast to OP for this beautiful little idea!
LETS GO DWEEBS!!!!
bumpy rump
We can vote multiple times. Lets do this shit!
>>704864802
Hi OP
Whee, just climbed from last to second last. Moaaaarrr, faggits!
Bumping
>>704864936
Nope. It says "vote already counted" after the first time, and vote counter doesn't increase. Clearing cookies also doesn't help, so the vote is likely tied to cookie and IP address.
>>704865169
Well fuck.
Anyone got a botnet handy?
well it is still going up...
Done
We can do this.
>>704865169
Use the pivate navigation and it works
Bump
>>704865169
use proxys and vpn's you retards
it only has 48 votes still on the bottom any script fags
>>704865272
Sorry, I have to stand corrected. Clearing cookie helps - it says "thank you for your vote" after. So opening the page in a new incognito window over and over again should work.
>>704865568
Not necessary, it appears to tie the vote to a cookie only.
>>704864444
its on
3rd boies, keep it up
Calling all script fags. Stand strong men. Clear your cache and cookies to vote again and again. We can win this but need help of some script fags
>>704865605
i can confirm this
We are gaining momentum!! Keep it up!
>>704865738
the erase cookie then go to vpn do it all again
We can do this shit, lets go.
lets help our nerd brethren win
Keep voting, someone with a bot do your magic
>>704866014
erasing the cookie isnt working for me
my only regret is that I only have 100 votes to give.
guys just keep opening the link in incognito and vote , it works
>>704866188
ctrl-shift-p
profit. newfag.
Bump
Still on it, this is golden
Does anyone know when the poll will be evaluated? If we only vote as long as this thread lasts, and then it'll be possible to vote for another couple days, there's quite a chance of fail.
keep it up faggot we have to caast atleasat 1,000 votes
Voted
>>704866729
this so we make a post every day till its done i suggest the same time as today
>>704866729
We have to cast enough then. We will have the /b/tards watching and if we lose first place a new thread will be made
>>704866729
voting ends Thursday
300 now boys!!
>>704866729
We have to keep it up for two more days. Football game is on 23rd
>>704866897
this same time every day make this thread dont back out faggots
Voting.
-
hell yea lets keep it going
NO.1 MOTHERFOOKERS
#1!!! Do not quit!! Let's shoot for 1,000 to show our SUPPORT for this school
343 votes. Good game
Aaaaaaand its done. I gave you faggots 30 votes.
>>704867183
THIS!!!!!11
were up kek
#1 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
We're top right now, keep going.
>>704867217
phhhhsss fakking noob faggot, go HARD or go HOME!
voted for pleabs
voted 40 times, still going, fuck you high school
>>704867183
op here. Supper proud!! Let us not quit. If anything, let's have a bit more fun and vote up the lowest contenders like Rocklin at Nevada and make it a SCRUB list. But DO NOT vote for Elk Grove or Pleasant Grove, those schools are JOCK city, fuck them. Keep voting argnout! And maybe vote up Rocklin for the keks.
Remember, pleasant grove, Elk Grove and ponderosa are the jock schools. Avoid them
>>704867023
Roger that!
Dreams really do come true
>>704867384
Yes sir!
>>704864444
Fire up, captain!
Ayyyy
what is OP is playin us >.>
what if the schools he tells us to vote for are the actual jock schools.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
WE NEED EVEN MORE VOTES
>>704867384
Somebody check Twitter. Can we find any butt hurt jock fags? Might be a little early, but you know keks will be had once they find out!
Anybody down to instigate Ponderosa/Elk Grove/Pleasant Grove football players and fans?? Hehe...
bumperinos
>>704867522
i dont think so if it were a jock school it would have been on top
>>704867551
I found two "Elk Grove" schools, one in Illinois and one in California.
>>704867522
Nah, I graduated ponderosa and its fucking jock as shit. People they're are class A DICKS total Chad and Stacey school with the fat football coaches who win every year. Argnout is totally in the mountains and literally everybody makes fun of them. They're D6, compared to Pondersa and Elk Grove being D1.
Bumb to the galaxy
>lets get the groves down
>>704867687
Yeah it only had 14 votes to begin with. We are doing gods work helping the mountain nerds get on TV
>>704867522
>argonaut
/b/tards unite behind me
>>704867698
California. Just don't vote for it! Jock and redneck city.
>>704867705
so what schools do we keep down
>>704867766
Amen, brother
bump
>>704867777
even the gods want this to happen!!!
Ponderosa is getting some votes, someone is watching this
Done (Y) haha
If the Brete Hart team name isn't the Hitmen, that's a travesty
>>704867751
Heres EG Twitter if you want to get them butt hurt Kek
https://mobile.twitter.com/EGFootball
Keep voting for argnout. Fuck all the other schools.
>>704867766
>We are doing gods work helping the mountain nerds get on TV
>helping
I'm voting because it will be amusing to see how fucking horrible they are.
REDNECKS TRIGGERED
Its at like 480 now wtf /b/ can do good shit when they put their mind to it
so we keep down ponderosa and the grove dont vote for those cucks and vote for all other schools just rember to keep bret at #1
>>704867839
KEEP DOWN:
Elk Grove
Jesuit (private all boys school)
Pleasant grove
Ponderosa
VOTE FOR:
Argonaut
Rocklin and Nevada Union
Keks will be had at the expense of the jocks!
>>704867812
>Best there is
>Best there was
>2nd Best there every will be (Behind KO)
Pondo alumni checking in
I'm game
>>704867969
Here is ponderosa
https://twitter.com/pondo_sports
Is there any chance we can stream this game?
kek, theyre far ahead now
So nobody tried using iMacros?
i feel this will actually meke the news kek
>>704868044
>this
I will guide you in your voting
>>704868189
Ha
just make incognito window, keep pasting website and voting in new window, done X50 now
I live in the area around these schools, some of my friends went to elk grove, jesuit, davis, and folsom. Its in CA, kinda around sacramento area. Im gonna actually watch the local news whenever this shit comes on, finally have a reason to lol
>>704868193
explain not every one is cumputer savy
I FUCKING LOVE THIS, EAT SHIT CHADS
>>704868108
whatchoo want a cookie?
I voted, too!
Somehow, this is less rigged than the DNC, and I feel like my single vote is more valuable here.
I feel happier now than when I was choosing a canidate for presidency.
OP this is genius
IT'S WORKING!
>>704868108
Go away, Chad.
534
>>704868442
don't stop /b/ro, this >>704868335
we still have to lower ponderosa
>>704863007
Voted 10 times. You're welcome.
>>704868108
fagalope
Lol I went to Nevada union. Still leave nearby too.
>>704868714
Live**
>>704868442
Hahahaha
There's no way they don't realise this was rigged. I cant wait
>>704868714
Me too!
star voting for rocklin to get it up faggots
>>704868714
have fun in last place faggot
>>704868777
It wasn't rigged, people voted for it
>>704868778
What year? I'm class of 2010
>>704868564
at work, and it took me like 5 minutes to get it up on my phone. also, on my phone.
Might tonight, after work...
but for now, i'm at least in the crusade!
reminds me of the old days.
Oh hey, been a long time since high school but I actually get to shitpost something in my hometown? Done.
Also if you guys are curious why the top two are what they are Folsom is the white preppie jocks and Antelope is the NFL wannabe niggers. Funny that it hasn't changed since I went to HS in the 90's.
>>704868777
how is this rigged, they are asking for people to pick who they want them to put on TV.
THE PEOPLE'S VOICE HAS SPOKEN
>ctrl-c
>ctrl-shift-n
>ctrl-v
>Vote
>Alt-F4
>Repeat
>kek
Enjoy
>>704868777
Sheyat, your trips may be a bad omen..
Fuck you, I voted, nigger.
>>704868923
triple 7 = always luck
>>704868820
no landslide for brett hart
Inb4 the counter spams
>>704869031
do not jinx
Bump
I'll keep going until The Hitman has atleast 50% of the vote.
>>704868985
Let's hope the best, you may be right
>>704868859
Well...I didn't go there but I live on Ridge.
My kids graduated from NU. 2012 AND 2014
I am spam-voting so hard right now
>>704867812
finally. i was afraid i had to do it myself
>>704868923
Nah 3 7s is good. I just meant that there will be some backlash from one side when they see what happened, then there will be backlash from the other if they change it. It'll be a shitshow. Fun for the whole family
>>704869021
>yes faggot but we dont wan the jock schools to have a seccond place brett first rocklin second
Literally fucked my battery
>>704869031
brett hart will fend them off
OP here. There will be more, too lads. This is just operation one. This whole area needs a severe cleansing of rednecks and jocks and its up to /b/ to do so. Since I live here, I will have direct access to all the voting polls and anything else crucial that could change this county's history. Now that we have a certified team, pledge your allegiance to the cause of cleansing this sinful county!
Let us focus on the task at hand and win this battle, and then eventually win the war!
For those truly dedicated to the cause, take to Twitter and storm these redneck and jock fahhots! Remember, the towns/Schools we hate are Elk Grove, Ponderosa, Pleasant Grove and Jesuit.
It's a glorious day, but it is not the end! Just the beginning my friends. Keep your eyes out for the next operation and be ready to fight!
#OperationJockCleanse
at like 680 votes now.
kek
Voted don't know how many times I think 30-ish.
Hope you're happy OP.
>>704863381
newfag detected
>>704869264
Autist detected. Get a life OP
>>704869264
To glory!
>>704869264
OP is virgin WOW champion
>>704869264
Operation JockAndAwe
>>704868380
Firefox addon
You record actions
Fuck I lost count, I was at 62 before i messed up doing shit in between...
>>704869119
Anything can happen
I dare calling this.. Keklulz
>>704869438
final fantasy 14 is where its at
>>704869264
>>704863381
we've got lasers and shit.
>tfw we twice the votes of the jock school
OP post when the game will happen and a live stream if possible
>>704869264
The new messiah!
>>704869169
Looking forward to the trimmigrants? Some of them have already arrived.
>>704869264
hey fucktard, this is a bunch of degenerates scamming a poll for keks, not a fucking crusade. You are not cool, this will not get you laid.
711 keks already
>>704869570
this
Do your part
>>704869704
Lurk more newfag
>>704869460
you're the reason we need an upvote button
Here's an example of what we're voting for
http://fox40.com/2016/09/17/final-quarter-american-canyon-at-wood/
>>704869570
Can do. Keep it up
#OperationJockCleanse
Any Twitter news?
>>704869796
wow the fucking newfag anthem. fuck off faggot.
What if OP is one of those guys that lives on the mountains and wants his school to go on TV?
GENIUS!!! Everyone gets trolled.
>>704869704
Nigger detected
>>704869851
You have to go back/
>>704869796
>>704869796
Nah, he's right
rofl
>>704869460
Underrated post
voted
This is great
Dude wtf man.hahahahaha fucking can't wait to see it
Once we pass the 1000 mark get Rocklin up to second.
I wish they would do things like this where I live. My old shitshow of a high school could use a pick me up
>>704869893
Then he's going to commit a terrorist act, live on TV. What a genius.
>>704870000
Yes sir, Mr Quads sir
OP just went full school shooter, abandon thread
>>704870000
Mother fucking quads, how do they work?
we need to send a message to argonaut.
Claim their students are showing EXTREME school spirit to vote for their team... try to get the principal to turn it into a community thing
op here. Looks like we have to contenders for operation names. I'm a man of the people and we fight together, so we will decide together. Vote for the name here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11274537
The name will not change after one option wins by a landslide! (100+ votes or more)
I voted biatches let's keep going
>>704870156
agree
Holy fuck when does the game happen?
At 100 something votes rn. What am I doing with my life.
>>704870137
get paid pupper
NYPA FAGGOT AS IF I WOULD BE YOUR PERSONAL ARMY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHY DONT YOU DO IT YOURSELF NEWFAG, YOU THINK ANY OF MY BROS HERE AT THE CHAN WOULD HELP SUCH A MEASLY NEWFAG LIKE YOU? AS IF. NYPA FAGGOT, NYPA NYPA MYPA MYPA
>>704870137
get paid pupper
>>704870195
My god, you've gone full autist.
voted, today OP was not a fag.
>>704870291
We are doing Gods work
>>704870313
Newfag detected
>>704870229
FUCK OFF YOU CREEPY SCHOOL SHOOTER PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS IS SO CREEPY GET A LIFE
>>704870137
get paid pupper
>>704869893
I graduated ponderosa. I wish I lived with argonaut kids, they're way more down to earth
Just a heads up
This site is a piece of shit btw, takes ages to load and doesn't respond until 20 seconds after you pressed go
>>704870380
>>704870380
Virgin autist newfag detected. Go suck ops dick you moron. Suck it real good
>>704870137
get paid pupper
>>704870382
Fuck off normal fag
>>704870349
>Stop herb
>>704870229
kys OP stop being a cringeful faggot
[spoiler]G[/spoiler]
Op stop being creepy
>>704870480
Not b8 cant believe you are helping a newfag. You must be a newfag too you gay
Bump
Voted
>>704870137
get paid pupper
Do you have to be in the US to vote? The poll isn't showing up for me.
>>704870382
create your own memes faggot. go back to fb
this is why kurt cobbian hated normie faggots
>they just dont get it
>>704870313
any oldfag knows...
we aren't your personal army, we're soldiers of fortune.
we fight the wars we want, with the tactics we wants, with offers we like.
And I like this, looks fun.
I did it for t3h lulz.
Welp... my son goes to Argonaut.
>>704870476
Say what you say, but I haven't had this much fun on the chan since 2008. It may not be the hero we want, but #OperationJockAndAwe may just be the hero we very well need.
Thanks for uniting us OP.
>>704870702
it's like someone opened his mom's basement and shined a flashlight in for a couple of minutes.
>>704870781
no erase cookie use vpn
>>704870544
>Fstopherb
to be exact
>>704870858
>calling it the chan
Your newfag is showing fag-got
>>704870833
rip your son is a looser.
I'll tell my kids I was here on the 21st of September 2016
>>704870810
this
930
>>704870958
>implying someone would procreate with yo ugly ass
>>704870858
This. Haven't had this much potential for keks and greatness in years. #OperationJockandAwe is the new big thing
>>704870833
well sorry anon
>your son is fucked
>>704870959
>>704870858
Samefag
I LOVE THIS DUSHSOXFJEN
>>704869704
welcome to /b/ faggot
stop fighting
assimilate
see how easy it is
faggot
>>704870313 (You)
>>704870858
This this this
>>704863007
Any butt hurt jockfag tweets yet?
This just so.. Decent. Delightful.
>>704871135 (You)
>>704870137
"get paid pupper"
>>704870810
In 2003 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by the mods for a crime they did for the lulz. These men promptly escaped from a
maximum security stockade to the 4chan underground. Today,
still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem - if no one else can help - and if you can find
them - maybe you can hire: The /b/-Team.
>>704863007
now where can I see this?
>>704871250
Fuck off you creepy fuck school shooter get a life
>>704870858
All these newfags calling oldfags new, lmfao. They're the reason 4chan has gone to shit. But you're right, this whole operation is pretty fun and could actually have some real meaning. Cleaning up an entire county through the power of the interwebz? Hasn't been down since I Like Cheezeburger. Long live operation Jock and Awe
im having a good time :-)
>>704871250
Sadly, none as of right now. We must be patient for our lulz.
>>704870959
>>704871050
>>704871136
>>704871353
>>704870858
Samefagging soo hard its pathetic
>>704871353
>>704870858
You know how I can tell you're all newfags? I have a job, social life, etc, but still whenever I get on there is almost constantly a raid thread, often much better than this. The fact that you think its been dead since 2008 is just sad.
>>704869150
Okay, I'm out. Post the results Thursday OP.
Voted, lets get it boys
1k XD
i got a feeling fox is gonna ignore the poll
>leta up rocklin now
>>704870858
Operation Blackbutton anyone?
It was few weeks ago and failed
https://mobile.twitter. (dot) /EGFootball/status/778353727002464258
Lets go, jocks twitter
>>704871686
Are there even that many people living in the county?
>>704871551
Soo, how exactly is it relevant that you have a job and what not? Arent you really just compensating for your micro penis boy?
>>704871686
time to get rocklin up to 800
I voted /b/itches
Done. Over 51%
What if we got someone to streak on the field with a banner saying #OperationJockandAwe during the game on TV? With a 4chan symbol
Ok boies, we passed the 100 mark, time for Rocklin to get 2nd and woodcreek 3rd, lets go!!!
#OperationJockandAwe
>>704871769
Refresh me, anon
I've been gone since Operation Gempolish
>>704863007
ITT: grown men who ere losers in high school, so they pretend the jocks in the poll are the ones who spit on them and beat them up daily, and knowing that they'd get their ass beat if they even try to defend themselves. Hundreds of cucks were born out of high school betahood, and obviously not getting the girl that the high school jocks got, so the only thing they could do is pretend to be a girl and put on their mothers underwear and masturbate to the thought of being semipopular
>>704871902
Alright.
>>704871341
butthurt jock detected
>>704871900
That would be meta
Rolling for OP to do this
He is the pioneer after all
>>704871997
You seem bitter as well.
>>704872079
Roll
>>704871997
out of here faggot this is no place for you.
get out of the chans before i go crazy on your ass
>>704871997
This 1000x this.
We're doing it
>>704871997
>>704871997
>/b/
WTF were you expecting? GTFO reverse faggot!
>>704863007
Done
>>704872079
Op here. I may consider it.. I need to know my fellow btards are on board with the operation. I truthfully may do it
>>704871997
When is it getting covered?
GUYS FOCUS ON ROCKLIN NOW
>>704871997
>dont pay attention to the poser faggs on our site.jocks on b i wonder why?
lets get rocklin up boys
>>704872421
STOP BEING A CREEPY SCHOOL SHOOTER ANIME FAG
>>704872396
WE ARE ALL WITH YOU
Schools out.
>>704872396
We're behind you 100% OP
Do this shit
Become legend
I hope someone livestreams this
>>704872396
I'd wanna see that, it would be the first time we make news in a awhile from what I know.
OP, you must do this for us, we are counting on you
>>704872396
as long as you give us a live stream link first, no-one here would be against that
>>704870137
Get paid pupper
>>704871997
>>704872396
Op going full autist. Do it fag!
>>704871904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh6yYq7eQYU
And read the description
>>704871997
ITT: A few butthurt jocks with no sense of lulz that ended up marrying their highschool sweetheart and angry that she turned out to be a fat pig and confused why their piece of shit children are screaming spoiled shitstain spitting images of their fuck-up of a father that works a shit job earning money for his "beta-cuck" boss.
>>704872930
u mad
>>704872930
Good one, indeed
Bump
>>704872923
Autist, if advertisers dont want to advertise their childrenstoys on a story about suicide or literally gay porn, thats their choice, you stupid nigger.
People should start taking screenshots of this thread, i feel like were gonna hit the jackpot. And who knows, maybe this is the first step to making /b/ great again?
Bump
>>704871997
>let me guess you probably hear of 4 Chan by some shit you tuber and heard about anonymous. and said to yourself im a jock with zero skills beside catching things like dicks with your mouth. The internet does not care about your physical strength, its all about your mental capacity faggot.
GET ROCKLIN UP TO 2nd!!!
Bumping Rocklin
