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Remember me, my friends? Good morning /b/tards
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morning...
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>>704820121
Where did you get that?
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>>704820121
I remember you from yesterday. How are you, OP?
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This retard again
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>>704820121
Has that doll been smoking this morning? Her eyes are awfully red.
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>>704820121
sage
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>>704820242
ordered it from aliexpress.. came from china.... $420
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Kill yourself
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>>704820264
doing well

>>704820266
i love you too

>>704820298
you didnt put it in all fields
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>>704820121
Man you got that doll high as fuck dude
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oh god its crazy doll guy
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>>704820307
Are you shilling? I think you are.
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>>704820121
Does it have fuckable pussy?
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how was the sex last night?
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And of what age is your friend?
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>>704820355
It's a sex toy?
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>>704820355
what's her name? How old is she?
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This is pretty random.
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>>704820355
Tits or gtfo
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>>704820355
Alright I got my cock out ready for fappage. Hurry up and fuck the doll.
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>>704820391
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>>704820355
So what did you name her?
Did you sleep with her?
Did you fuck her?
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>>704820487
Kills yourself seriously. Go to a bar, get a easy slut. Not this shit
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>>704820487
Do you post on xhamster?
Lots of doll fuckers there.
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Oh geez
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>>704820374
lol yea the eyes get fucked up

>>704820384
no?

>>704820391
yes, a very small very tight one, feels amazing

>>704820396
i blew my load so hard

>>704820404
its a doll fuckwit it has no age

>>704820406
yes
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>>704820487
ah man, dont ruin the build up

>>704820497
dont have a name yet, thinking Alicia? any thoughts or ideas? I dont sleep with her, I do fuck her
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>>704820487
Want!
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>>704820121
None of my friends are trolls or sickfucks, so, no, we are not friends.
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Does this count as creepy?
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why not the real thing OP?
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>>704820708
first time visiting 4chan, newfriend?

>>704820689
seriously man, it feels amazing
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>>704820777
Because holy trips, I am asexual
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>>704820121
Just remember you get caught with you, you go to prison for cp.
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>>704820686
I got a few if I had kids. All kinda weebish like Arin, Silvia, and May to name a few.
Alicia just seems like its a nigger.

Why don't you sleep with her? Isn't that one one the pros of being a lolifucker?

Also, get some clothes. Your lolidoll looks cold
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>>704820121
How do you shop for it? Do you buy kids panties? The check out stands!
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>>704820834
I think you're misunderstanding what 'asexual' is.
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>>704820849
Not if you get a decent lawyer
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>>704820891
it fits in to 3-4t size clothing. and yes, i just buy it clothes at the store... big fucking deal about the checkout stand, I'm an adult, I can buy shit in a store and no one actually thinks about it lol

>>704820877
i knew a cute blonde french girl named Alicia, that's one reason I like it

>>704820834
not op

>>704820849
lol no


what's the best way to make webm's?
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>>704820121

Sharpie in pooper with timestamp!
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>>704821042
>what's the best way to make webm's?

Someone help this man please
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>>704821117
amazingly you're the first person to ask for either lol.... give me a minute
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>>704820849
For what?! A sex aide? It's nothing more than formed plastic!!!!
You're a classic - girl in bikini - CP!!!
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I am adicted to this what do to not be adicct please tell me

-rakesh
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>>704821154

Oh, and I meant the doll, not you!
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>>704821042
So why not real thing then? Much more fun imo. Have you never felt the spasms of a similarly sized/aged girl around your hard throbbing cock? One that actually wants and enjoys it? (tho I think your doll is a little too small/young based)
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>>704820795
On the contrary, I just don't associate trolls and sickfucks as part of my life or people who I would consider as friends.
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ready for it?
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>>704820121
Please make a xhamster profile so I can add you as a friend.
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>>704821387
This is the weirdest buildup for sharpie in pooper
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>>704821387

post more! considering buying 1
is that the only 1 you have?
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>>704821387

Well done anon. No pooper on the doll? Sharpie in pussy then.
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I think OP made it onto The List when he bought that. Atleast he's not fucking actual children i guess.
Still a sick fuck.
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>>704821387

Do they have nigger loli dolls?
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>>704820121
morning. your doll looks high
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What if someone finds it?
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>>704821748
So? nothing will happen its a doll
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Yo op you think you could make a video fucking it. Hard to find vids of dolls like that
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While you're fucking the doll, listen to something from link below. You're welcome!

https://www.chirbit.com/Zantosa
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>>704821542
yes, its the only one

>>704821491
you love it, shut up lol

>>704821607
they do have darker skin ones ,yes
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Goddamnit did the fucking Chinese actually send you a doll without an asshole?
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>>704821660
already been addressed

>>704821748
so?

>>704821823
i have one but there's no where to upload it
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>>704821789
It's a child-sexdoll, not just a doll, the very proof that OP is a pedo who should burn himself.
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>>704821860

Well done anon! Anther Q, how do you clean it up after you're done with it. I would think it's pretty hard to clean out the hole but I could be wrong.
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>>704821748
It'll probably be hard to explaine. that along side the tied up girl...
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>>704821922
Anyone got any suggestions on uploading it
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>>704821922
Mega, Dropbox, any other shitty temporary uploader
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>>704822077
Prefer Dropbox if op can
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>>704821949
wrong, it's a mini sex doll because full size ones are like $2,000+ this was 400. it has wide hips and small breast

>>704821913
it has 3 holes good sir
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>>704821860
Looks too tight for anyone with a normal sized penis.
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>>704821992
its very fucking hard, in fact the first time i used it i tried to pull out, but honestly it felt so great i blew my load on accident haha

>>704822077
they like to ban and delete shit like this
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>>704821949
lmao still better than fucking real kids?
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>>704822141
i'm like 7.5" long and fairly girthy.... the vagina is fucking TINY but it still fits

refer to >>704820487

they reposted that from my thread yesterday
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>>704822123
Does the pussy feel different from the ass?
How so?
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>>704822186
Which is why I said temporary. Post it, anons save it, then endless repost it
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>>704820121
>>704820355
>>704820631
>>704820795

same doll? don't remember the hair being that long
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On a scale of 1 - 10, how close is it to the real thing?
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>>704822247

How long do you think it'll last before the hole starts to split? I've use a fleshlight type thing and it only lasted like 6-7 times before it started splitting and was essentially useless.
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>>704822359
he wouldn't know.
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>>704822359
i cant tell you about a real vagina this small, but i would say it feels real enough to me, if not better

>>704822357
same doll same hair /b/ro

>>704822345
meh

>>704822335
there are different textures, pussy felt bettter IMO not sure how they actually differ as theres no diagram or anything for it
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>>704822437
should have got a real fleshlight instead of a knockoff, they last for years

>>704822458
i sure do know
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How pathetic do you have to be if you need to fuck a doll...
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>>704822527
Beyond that, it's a sex doll. It's closer to loli than CP
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can you fuck her mouth?
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>>704822655
Id try anything once
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>>704822655
Im not pathetic at all, really. I have a girlfriend and have a successful job... i actually got my shit together lol... i just have a sexual obsession for smaller girls, that's all. what does a sexual fantasy have to do with my success in life? pull you head out yer butt
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Kind of want one can you post a link to that exact doll <3
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>>704822674
I wonder what the 3rd hole he is referring to?
>>704822123
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>>704822774
Does your girlfriend know about the doll?
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>>704822774
I feel you /b/ro same way
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>>704822922
Yes, sometimes we have threesomes with it
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>>704822922
>thinking op has a girlfriend
Kek


And nice dubs, checked.
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>>704822774
You are a pathetic pedofile and you should kill yourself.

Do it.

You'll go to pedo-heaven and get to fuck small girls all day long
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>>704822667
correct sir

>>704822674
you can but it makes her face get all fucked up, that's why she was crosseyed earlier

>>704822437
also, it will probably rip soon.. I'm too big for it if anything lol
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>>704820121
How often do you fuck it/her?

Where do you usually blow your load?
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>>704822922
Haha he doesn't have a girlfriend, that is his "girlfriend"
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>>704822774

Post pic of g/f. She a landwhale? Does she roleplay loli?
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>>704820121
Kys
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>>704823067
kill your self virgin
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>>704822922
no, she doesnt lol... to be fair, i bought it recently

>>704822971
i feel bad for repressed people that think exploring facets of sexuality make you a pathetic person... they will never know true happiness

>>704822986
not op

>>704822998
think what you will, I'm not here to impress you

>>704823015
sounds lovely, i'll get right on it!
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this is awesome, I'd love to have one like this
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>>704822986
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>>704823113
What's a self virgin?

Learn to yourself fagat
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>>704823113
Kek

You should have said "you're self" .. You would have sounded less retarded
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>>704823125
Does she know about your fascination that led to getting the doll?
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>>704823038
i JUST got her the only day, only had the chance to fuck her once so far, i tried to pull out but it felt so great i blew some of my load in her... was impossible to clean out lol

>>704823088
she's 4'11" and average build... she doesnt really do much for sexual play, that's kind of why i got the doll lol, to spice up MY sex life
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oh god op please post more webms
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>>704823237
Upload video to somewhere so we can save it. One of the crap sites would work
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>>704823237

I'll help you out, anon. Start by buying her a schoolgirl outfit on ebay(around $20). Put her hair in pigtails, etc. That's the first step. Once she feels comfy being a schoolgirl come back and I'll give you the next step.

>also, post pic of g/f, dammit!
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>>704823353
of what?

>>704823234
yes she does, she wears a lot of little girl panties and she has a diaper fetish, which works for me

>>704823141
yea that wasnt me

>>704823127
its only like $540 after shipping
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>>704823237
You should cum on her face or her ass cheeks if you can pull out in time
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>>704823441
OP I've gotta go to work. Yes or no to uploading to Dropbox?
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>>704823017
Are the hands and feet good quality on these things?
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>>704823441
Pls post more
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>>704823237
> 4"11
wait what?

Tell us, is this 4"11 girlfriend of yours a midget or a child?
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>>704823471
if you want to wait i could probably clip up the video i made yesterday of me cumming on her ass,but to warn you, the doll is wearing a diaper in it
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>>704823441

i didn't think of that, you fingering it maybe?
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>>704823441
>and she has a diaper fetish
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>>704823534
the hands are flexible but weak... the feet are bad... cant stand up alone and theres only a thin metal rod in the middle, no flat surface on the bottom of the feet
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I like that doll but not sure how does it feel? and how is the smell
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>>704823555
Nice trips
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Please post Ali link ... I want one!
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>>704823720
smells bad, dunno what to do about it lol

>>704823755
look up 100cm.... then choose sex toys... it's the only one that cost $420
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>>704823873
Saved it just incase I want one in the future.
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/100-cm-realistic-sex-dolls-big-ass-sex-toy-foot-fetish-toys-rubber-adult-male-sex/1950094_32723048731.html?spm=2114.8147860.0.133.qNf3V0
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>>704820121
is there a anime one? that one looks too realistic

or are you supposed to use makeup on them or something? and dress them up
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did everyone loose interest?
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>>704823588
Feet pic?
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Did you get my link ^ there to Zantosa's chirbit? You're really going to like it OP.
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>>704824086
there is but it cost like $1500

this one came with a bit of makeup and fake eyelashes.. i took the eyelashes off and i think im going to file down the fingernails to be shorter, they're too stripper-ish
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>>704824216
do you watch anime? yeah, the costumes you can buy are called cosplay.
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alright well im gonna go since no one is talking, later guys!
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Post feet and hands
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>>704820121
Do a webm fucking it's ass in doggy
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>>704824651
i have one but shes wearing a diaper,, still want?
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>>704824651
yes please
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>>704824836
Go for it!
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>>704825202
YES!!
That looks tight man, probably worth the investment.
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>>704820307
>ordered it from aliexpress.. came from china.... $420
sheeet

is it fuckable?
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>>704825202
So hot! I want one
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>>704823017
can you actually get your cock in a hole that small?
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>>704821860
you have creepy hands
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>>704825360
>is it fuckable?

No.
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>>704822527
>open your legs for me babby
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
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>>704825360
no u stupid why did u think that?holy shit you are a retard
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>>704825485
im 6'4" tall lol

>>704825391
amazingly yes lol

Im fucking her right now btw
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>>704823873
austarlia would seize and destroy the dolls: UK is the same: the vids =cp in the UK & probably other jurustictions as well so britfags better clean their machines.
>>704824092
everyones fapping &/or shopping
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>>704825624
>austarlia would seize and destroy the dolls
when i last checked aliexpress i saw an aussie flag in the recent reviews tab
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>>704825202

ROFL mlp diaper. Fuck that's corny as fuck, anon.
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Post mouthfucking
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Apart from the fact OP's doll disgusts me because it is clearly a pedo doll.
I don't get sex dolls in general, fucking it seems like a lot of effort for what is essentially a wank.
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buying a doll to supress your pedophilic feelings.
GG OP kys
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>>704825624
nvm, you're probably right. the seller told them to give them a positive feedback and then they refunded them
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But how is your gf 4'11 though, unless it's a child
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>>704823873
you are such a loser that you are fingering a doll in an anonymous forum.

let that sink in.
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>>704825872

And you're actually shitposting in an anonymous forum. Crazy right? Fuck off back to tumblr, newfag!
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>>704825872

And you're right here with him you fucking idiot.

Long live OP.
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>>704825624
You're not from the UK! You can't tell us britbongs what to do. Just your luck I agree though. OP is a cheese pizza eating cunt and should kill himself.
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>>704825835
My wife is a 1/2 Japanese / 1/2 white and barely makes 4' 10" she's 45 and looks 25. There's lots of petite women.
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>>704820487
mmm fuck what a tight hole.
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No way are you 7.5 inches, if you are then mine must be 10 inches!
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>>704823017
maan she looks stoned
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>>704826065
why thank you sir

>>704826048
lol right? i'm the oldest of the old fags (been here all summer! XD) no but seriously... I'm an ancientfag

>>704825872
oh noooo! you dont approve of what I do on the internet! my life is meaningless now senpai!

>>704825724
eh its a'ight

>>704825705
>>704825817
>>704825624
yea i wouldnt even bother in AUS

>>704825835
she's short?.... and she's 22 so she's not a child, idiot

anyways, i blew my load, need to get to work now
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you are one creepy mother fucker OP
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>>704826266
It's girthy and I'm 6'4" tall... sadly, it looks small compared to the rest of my body haha
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>>704826181
>Has Chinese mail order bride
>Refers logic to pedo doll fuckers
You're as bad as each other, TBH.
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>>704826289
You might be the oldfag you claim to be, but why are you thinking this makes you less of a retard who should kill himself? It doesn't mean shit. Kill yourself.
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>>704826316
9000 times this.
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>>704825593
OP could you maybe put a diaper on the doll please?
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>>704820121
Is this actually legal in the US?
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Put one of those amazon echo things inside her.
Make a playlist of daddy/daughter sex talk, with just the daughter of course.

Start fucking it.
Echo are you daddys little girl?
I love daddy, fuck me harder daddy.

win.
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>>704820121
>not just saving $2k to get a 140cm doll with tits and ass

Dont get me wrong, sometimes it feels like im fucking a 13 year old, but at least this 13 year old has big ass titties, a fat jiggly ass like an adult woman, and doesnt resemble a toddler. smdh OP.

Old time stamp is old bc Im at work.
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>>704826545
What do you win?
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What kind of lube do you use OP?
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>>704826337
Ye it looks girthy while you're fucking that tiny ass doll! So would a pencil dick look girthy fucking that thing! Be fair now, you bought that thing to satisfy your pedo tendencies, you can try and make it sound all fancy by saying you just like small women, if that was the case your 4'11 gf would be sufficient! Your not pulling the wool over anyone's eyes here dude, your a pedo!
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>>704826614
awesome orgasms
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>>704823017
do you ever kiss her
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>>704826507
Im off for the day sorry

>>704826529
Yes, in a fashion... made it through customs just fine

>>704826545
Lol nah im ok
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>>704826595
KYS
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>>704821381
>on /b/
> I just don't associate trolls and sickfucks
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>>704826646
Doubt it.
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>>704820307
$420

put it there slugger
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>>704826742
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>>704826631
*You're
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where do i find the onse that dont have such big fucking tits. i want a fucking lolidoll
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>>704826960
gip
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I got one of these things from j-list. Feels good man. Dont mind how dirty it looks on the outside, im a mechanic
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>>704826631

Firstly, the doll has breasts, so you're actually using pedophile incorrectly. Secondly, I don't understand why anyone would give a single flying fuck?

Personally, I would put on some Daddy CE porn on in the backround or one of Zantosa's scripts and fuck that thing for days!
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>>704826877
Ye sure correcting someone on a site full of autistic retards, what a waste of time!
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>>704826997
What are they called?
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spam 4chan with this and say it's CP
>????
>PROFIT!
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>>704826997
In this post: an extreme close up of carpet and a kinder egg toy.
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>>704827119
pocket pussy
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>>704826960
aliexpress my friend, ctrl f it here and you'll see

>>704826838
I do well in life.. I'm kind of a baller

>>704826997
cocolo? i had cocolo and a few others, felt great, this doll is better though
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>>704827061
>Doesn't like oppai loli
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>>704827061
So a lot of kids don't start getting little titties at a young age? Oh no they just pop out overnight as soon as they hit 18, my bad!
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>>704826994
gip? just google it?
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>>704827165
Kind of a baller, who fucks little kiddie dolls! Baller fo life fam!!
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>>704826595
That thing has seen some shit...
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>>704827175
its a goddamn doll
its clearly from an anime so this doll is 400yrs old.
or maybe its an alien doll that looks like a human, who is also 400yrs old.
its a doll.
hes banging a doll.
it was probably made a year ago.
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>>704827119
I forget the name, but it had a pic of a loli bride on the box. It was around the $70 mark
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>>704827092
*Yea,
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>>704827282
LOST
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>>704826266
>>704826289
Yeah... No way in hell this is over 7in love, unless you were a 7foot monster. Looks like 6-6.5 at best.
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NIGGER PEDOS YOU WILL BE LYNCHED
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>>704820549
>stds
>VD
>spending money
>STIS
>theft
>beaten up


I unno I think op has the right idea. Although Ido of picked an older model of sex doll
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>>704821576
... I... .... .DF dnfrznfrf
REji eez jogfnjfkg
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>>704827226
gyp2
dʒɪp/
nounBritishinformal
noun: gip
pain or discomfort.
"one of her Achilles tendons had begun giving her gyp"
Origin
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>>704827475
its over 4" even flaccid... as i said, I'm 6'4" and the girth makes it look shorter than it is, it's all an illusion!

>>704827477
lol ah he mad

one last autistic pic before i go... goodbye everyone! im gonna anhero like the newfags on 4chan want me to... or maybe I'll just go to work
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My dick is 2inch wide for scale so its a decent size
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Common, anyone, i need too know how too find oune of those dolls flatchested! God i need to fuck a lolidoll!
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>>704827811
Do none of you fags ever shave/trim on this site. I know your not trying to impress girls but damn.
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>>704827636
*fgsfds
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>>704827894
>Not making your own
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>>704827945
I never do.
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>>704827894
STFU dick head!
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>>704827711
lol alright dude, whatever you say. You are hardest around when you are cumming and in that webm it looked like your tiny dick was just a bit longer than 1 hand length. Your frame makes you look smaller but the difference in mans' hands isn't very big. It's not like I have a big dick fetish and can actually tell but that's none of my buisness...
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>>704827894
aliexpress (dot)
com/item/100-cm-realistic-sex-dolls-big-ass-sex-toy-foot-fetish-toys-rubber-adult-male-sex/32723048731.html

this is the exact one I bought
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>>704828076
It'll make your dick look bigger.
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>>704827811
Why does your hand look like a foot?
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>>704826595
M8. Why soend extra 2K when it can look like child? which is hot hot hot
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>>704828131
Then we can fuck the same here on/b/ man. Just imagine the little girl-slut being gangbanged you know!
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>>704826289
How easy is it to clean if you were to cum inside it?
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>>704827945
Why the fuck would i make more work for myself for no reason? You make it sound like i dont wash

>>704828250
Because of the angle, my palm is in line with my arm instead of being flat against the toy
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>>704828447
Weird foot, hand guy detected.
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>>704828131
That link didn't work, and yes, I replaced "(dot)" with "." -- still didn't work.
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>>704828687
gotta log in?
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>>704828687
scroll up
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>>704820121
Your BACK
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>>704828687
Silly goose, you should just use the . with no exclamation marks or little wavy lines.
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>>704828578
If i still had it out i would try to fuck it holding with my feet and take a pic for you but i already cleaned up
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>>704828840
Do it with timestamp nigger! Do it now!
Just!
Do it!
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>>704820487
damnnn you thick

why you fucking that doll instead of my bp
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>>704829056
lol he missed the "A"
>bpa
>Black Protestant Ass
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>still 764 USD after tax and customs fees where I live
Sheeeit!
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>>704829205
lol thought it was boipussy
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>>704826997
What the fuck is this?
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>>704829205
That's not what I typed, that was suppose to be a religion burn. Sheeeet
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>>704829264
>>704829205
it is boi pussy

WHITE BOI PUSSY
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>>704829669
>white
Doesn't matter, it's all brown on the inside.
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>>704827945
Its like their pubic region is trying to eat their dicks sometimes..
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>>704829264
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>704826289
gonna need u to ruler that up as proof
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>>704829975
sry mister chopper Plz spray your 30mms all upp in my BP so i can explode from the inside as i feel em all up in my stomach
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>>704830177
I'm not Russian chopper?
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>>704830318
Just spray your 33mm in my BP ffs!! Or you can lauch your big fat hellfire missiles all over my face!
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>>704830534
i will launch all my SAMs deep in your boy cunt
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can you make a video of fucking her where the face and legs enter in the picture?
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>>704831583
This. Or the entire torso at the very least.
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>>704831736
Eat a bag of shit.
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What the absolute fuck am I reading. Something seriously wrong with you
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-NEW-163cm-Top-quality-Tan-skin-janpanse-real-doll-full-size-silicone-sex-doll-love/32638603567.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.9.jTBLAW&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_9917_418_10073_9116_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=1244ed07-2019-46c1-96d9-5a7bb329390f
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Dude! Fuck her mouth please!
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>>704831736
Lol the other tabs
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>>704831972
>>704832513
>being this new
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>>704829975
I respect your choice, but you should replace your arms with actual missile pods, it's like you're not even trying.

This is coming from an RAH-64 Comanche prototype stealth helicopter, almost completely transitioned, except I still have my brain and my penis nerves, which are now hooked up to my stinger missile pods. I've been longing for an apache to deposit my load into, so step up your game.
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>>704820121
>>704820121
>>704820121
>>704820121
>>704820121

FUCK HER MOUTH PLEASE!
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>>704821860
Why did they make the pussy look like an asshole and is there no asshole?
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>>704833427
this
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>>704833522
that is the asshole
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>>704833427
THIS
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>>704834212
>>704833524
>>704833427
>>704832511
Samefag.
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dick in mouth vid
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>>704823125
>i feel bad for repressed people that think exploring facets of sexuality make you a pathetic person... they will never know true happiness

So a serial killing child rapist cannibal is not pathetic and is completely normal if he has a job and girlfriend?

Not judging you or anything cause I'm just as degenerate as you are, but holy shit at least admit it.
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>>704834649

and by child rapist cannibal, I meant they rape children then kill and cannibalize them, not someone who eats child rapists.
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ARTISTS AND LOLILOVERS PLEASE JOIN US IN THE HILLOLI PROJECT THANKS

http://boards.plus4chan.net/pco/t210258.html#
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>>704834488
do this op
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Post a facial or cream pie please
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>>704834401
nope
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>>704821381

>Dont asociate with trolls and sickfucks
>Lurks on /b/
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>>704834649
>muh ideologys
I'd buy one of these for the simple fucking reason, that I don't live in a fucking mansion, so I have no space to stow away a fucking 2 meter tall facsimile of a grown woman when I'm done fucking it.
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>>704831972
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>>704834488
I...I wanna see it suck your cock senpai
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>>704834649
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>>704832477
163 cm? way too tall
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it doesn't look evem remotely like a real one, I'd rather masturbate with my eyes closed imagining I am fucking a child
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>>704825202
>dat diaper

You should seriously just fucking kill yourself OP
You're such a degenerate little man. I bet you got molested when you were a kid
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bump for OP delivering nice stuff
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>>704831972
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>>704825202
does the doll have nice feet?
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>>704835992
Suggesting he deserves to be molested. fuck you retard. Atleast the guy isn't out raping children. If he was molested it would make sense for him to feel and act the way he does. You sir are the one to worry about. You are the one out raping women your own age. I can tell things about people.
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>>704822527


HOLY FUCK WASH YOUR HANDS DUDE.
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>>704823873

If it's latex then you can try soaking it in warm water for about 10 hours and that should get rid of some of the smell, perfume might also be an idea.

With latex food products some have weird tastes and the usual advice is to rub lemon juice into them until it goes away, but I expect that might make the latex perish faster and you don't want to ruin your creepy sex doll.
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>>704821576
old post is old
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>>704835698
Hnnnngg!

I shouldn't want to.. But I do!
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For me is a good purchase
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>>704837079
this
even if it's expensive, it looks freaking awesome
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Well at least he's not out fucking kids. I say it's a little bit strange, but a good purchase.
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>>704832222
Nobody even cares about your quadruplets. No one cares about you.
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Oh hey look, another /b/tard doll owner. Nice to see I'm not alone.
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>>704836577
>looks at hands
You're either a femanon, or a raging faggot.
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>>704838607
B-but his hands look like dirty feet.
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big boobed migit loli doll ftw
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>>704838790
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Silicone-Sex-Dolls-100-CM-japanese-love-doll-oral-lifelike-doll-vagina-real-pussy-life-size/32733258651.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000023.31.qSM2pG
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>>704838790
Shits like $1100 USD
>fuck that
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saved this in a previous thread. ya'll need to step up in decorating their looks. yours all look like cheap toys.
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Imagine the level of autism required to not be creeped out by these fucking dolls. Or do you faggots just try not to look them in the eye or something?
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>>704838866

Yeah, prices on fuckdolls are still retarded. Although, 10 years ago this would have cost you closer to $8,000, so it's come a long way. But still just too fucking expensive for what you get.
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