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>>704788696
Well I certainly can't help with that.
>>704788732
English, Alex.
k back
>>704788932
Urusai na.
>>704789019
Welcome back, my love.
>>704789021
Do not use foul language in this thread, mister. This is a Christian thread.
>>704789149
Get off my back mom
>>704789249
You are grounded, young man. Go to your room and think about what you have done.
>>704789347
:c
>grey, because it should blend in, not stand out.
Very well.
The background for the final collage will be something like this - Now let's go again: Grey or green anon fur?
>>704789149
Gosh darn it, these kids nowadays and their language.
that drunk phantasy guy said he was from 2007, dang!
i go back to at least 2010
100m get was 2008, but even i dont remember it that well, prolly wasnt super furry yet back then. i wonder if he remembers skunkettes and dahl
>>704789429
Let that be a lesson to you.
>>704789486
Yeah, I hecking hate kids.
>>704789577
fight the power!
requesting great butts in clothes
>>704789632
Fighting is bad. That's double-time for you.
>>704789445
What the fuck is going on here, exactly? I don't know what y'all are on about most of the time, but still
>>704789149
>Christian
TRIGGERED
>>704789632
VIVA LA REVOLUCION
>>704789149
Phuck Christianity.
>>704789445
I liked grey.
>>704789741
i dont even know, but i played along
>>704789445
Everyone seems to prefer the gray, but I like the anon green. So I guess gray it is then.
And why is Adhesive even on there? I haven't seen him in ages.
>>704789826
Do not speak ill of the Lord for he shall punish heathens.
>>704789853
You shall be punished for you sins.
We'll see how you like chains, ropes, and whips.
>>704790104
>Adhesive
Also Air and Protos
>>704790241
I've seen Air once or twice this year, and Protos is here quite often. I saw him last week, but he dropped the 's' and now it's just Proto.
>>704790332
Guess its just that I see him in irc a lot more than here.
Hold on a second.
Why isn't the Wikipedia page for 9/11 a battle-style page?
One that shows the date, belligerents, location, respective strength, losses and result?
>al-Qaeda
>Crack teams of plane hijackers
>losses: 2 teams
>Americans
>weak-ass civilians
>losses: 3000 civilians
>2+1 multi-million-dollar towers
>result: al-qaeda tactical victory
>>704790413
I have never even used the IRC stuff. I went there once in late '12 or early '13, but never since. Supposedly it's pretty cancerous now. Is that true?
>>704789970
Well, that's one more thing to add to the weird, unexplained shit I've seen in s/fur list, a list which is rapidly growing, mind you.
>>704790539
yes
>>704790605
Please use Christian-friendly language in my thread.
>>704790653
Makes sense that the IRC goes to shit with the threads.
>>704789445
Grey def looks better.
>>704789445
Still grey
>>704789632
That was a good day.
I miss mootiekins.
>>704790728
Good golly, I do apologize.
i got mortal kombat x and i'm terrible at it
>>704790728
ITS JUST THE WAY GORDON CONNECTS TO PEOPLE, DON'T FUCKING JUDGE HIM BECAUSE HE TALKS DIFFERENT. THAYS JUST HOW POSH BRITS TALK. LOTS OF FUCKS AND IDONBALEEVITS
>>704790104
I had lunch with him a couple months ago.
>>704790967
sorry, wasnt referencing a maymay
>>704791140
Oh...
Are you too new to remember that day?
>>704791295
Who's the artist?
>>704791080
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1sGFN_2GmPE
>>704789445
Grey plox.
>>704791322
I was 13, so yes.
>>704790979
That is better, son of the Lord.
>>704791002
git gud
>>704791080
He shall be damned to Hell.
>>704791098
Really?
>>704791546
....hell's kitchen? hotel hell?
>>704791685
Yes
>>704791544
and gerald was 13 hundred
>>704791544
wow.. You're making me feel old...
It's a long shot, but has anyone in here used the program STATA before?
>>704791387
spotty the cheetah
>>704791879
I'll bet.
>>704791879
Compared to the rest of us, you are old. Which is cool.
>>704791962
And I raise by five.
>>704791546
Yes, I really did.
I have a standing invitation to meet up with any /b/ furries who pass through the area.
>>704792082
Fuckin' A. That's pretty cool.
>>704791897
Never mind, I found the issue: one fucking coma fucking up my whole fucking line of code. Fuck.
>>704792067
Yes I am.
I just sometimes don't realize just how much older then you kids.
>>704791879
As a wandering ethereal, I am estimated to be somewhere between a couple tens of thousands of years old, to several hundred million.
>>704792082
which area
>>704792217
It's kinda cool. You're only a few years younger than my dad, yet we talk to each other like it's nothing, and I guess it isn't. Personally, I've always preferred being around older people anyway, since I was young. I like talking to them, they always have much more interesting things to say than people my age.
>>704792259
well you have me beat then, I'm only around 950
>>704792259
Marry me, old man. Let's live for eternity together.
>>704792324
My area. the top left corner
>>704792259
Yes, and the number of women I've slept with has been estimated to be between 11 and Graham's number.
>>704792582
sounds really gay
Uuuugh my Steam logged me out randomly, and I haven`t had to log in manually in like, a year.
Time to try and remember what my password is.
>>704792582
So where do you live around Washington anyway?
>>704792494
most of it is spent traveling through space in a state of dormancy.
>>704792679
He doesn't like to reveal that.
>>704792687
That's a lot better than being put into slavery at 20.
>>704792679
Around there yes.
Mayonaka no tenshi.
>>704792740
Well if it's an open invitation then I'd like to know. I want to travel the continent when I get a bike suited for it.
>>704792811
Okay, thanks.
>>704792907
Then you'll need to find one that can climb steel walls and evade land mines.
I think they were discontinued as of 1980 for fear of Soviet spies using them to get in and out of the country.
>>704792687
I slaughtered my wife and children when I was 28 to gain my powers and become immortal. I've been a god ever since then and the most feared being on my planet.
>>704793046
Yeah, most of them were destroyed because it was Nazi tech. Finding one at all, let alone a working one, is nigh impossible, not to mention how expensive they would be.
>>704792907
I let people know when they will be near me.
>>704793059
did you at least fuck her body after?
>>704793059
Badass.
>>704793195
A'ight. I know Sylas also lives in Washington.
>>704793212
I am curious of this as well.
The fuck
.... barking orders to his men, I bet there was a million.
>>704793212
Nope.
>>704793275
>>704793037
I've been looking for this for years! Thank you!
>>704793275
>>704793059
>become immortal
more like tulpa fagget, but who cares.
>>704793268
You should really read about me.
It's a bit confusing at first. I'd recommend reading twice.
>>704793392
No problem.
It kills me to know that it's perfectly fucking legal to drive a car in the US with a huge ass side vinyl with the words "Fuck Obama".
It makes me tear up.
>>704793496
I'm not much of a reader, unless it's the occasional science-y thing on teh interwebs.
I remember when these threads only had porn in them. Oh the good old days...
>>704793624
wow hold on granpa you forgot to die when you reached 50 million years old
>>704793579
It's not as great as you think it is. Capitalism still has a stranglehold on everyone here.
>>704793624
Gordon's an improvement.
>>704793786
>stranglehold
Shit, now I got that song stuck in my head. Based Ted Nugent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c3d7QgZr7g
>>704793786
Irrelevant.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two makes four.
Being able to remain unscathed by the law for spreading truth. That is something I appreciate greatly.
Everything else is just side effects of the people having voted for that greedy cunt Reagan.
>>704794033
... and then snowden
>>704793947
It's not furry porn
>>704794033
Uh, no. That isn't remotely true. The difference is that these people are so filthy rich that they can make you disappear without a trace as if you never existed. Silencing the dissidents is nothing new here, but we do it very quietly.
>>704794125
Does it matter? Gordon's good in every situation. Besides, are you helping, mate?
>>704794295
But when word gets out, it doesn't get suppressed.
You don't see police knocking down doors for people shitposting about Bush on the internet.
>>704794420
Bullshit it doesn't. There's a reason Hillary has the moniker "Shillary".
>>704794503
A moniker that hasn't been suppressed.
>>704794700
Like hell it isn't. Hillary's minions herself try to silence that shit. Either way, you're missing the point. Censorship and propaganda is rampant here in the U.S..
>>704794814
I want to see this shit
>>704794865
Come to the U.S., friendo. You'll see.
>>704794910
I'm already at Upper Serangoon Avenue.
>>704794944
Okay?
Night, y'all. Certainly been an interesting thread, as is usual.
>>704795105
Night, Gordon.
>>704794345
I'd rather have alton brown cook for me. He doesn't need everything to be drowned in salt.
>>704795105
Night, one of the only sane people here
yeah im going to sleep as well, night, 'morrow.
>>704795258
>implying you're sane if you come to a fur thread
>>704795296
Good night, bf
>>704795296
Night ghost person
>>704795339
It's a spectrum.
Where is html thing anon?
>>704795976
How hard is it to get gum there?
>>704788740
So is Renard a rapist or nah?
>>704796242
No but he is a tranny or something.
>>704796108
I happen to live pretty near to Malaysia. I could go there for lunch or something and be back in like 2 hours, assuming there isn't a long-ass traffic jam at the border.
It's kinda like how Texans who live right next to Mexico can go cross the border for cheap tacquitos and gas whenever they like.
I could go up north to Malaysia, pump cheap gas and buy some gum at the gas station, then come back home. Getting through the border check is quite easy, just put the gum in some place they won't look like your pockets or some secret compartment in your car.
>>704795976
What HTML thing?
>>704796108
Oh but they are literally impossible to get at shops, of course.
At school if a friend happens to have some gum, you can usually bump one off them.
It's like how in America you can get your friend to give you gum in class, except gum is literally illegal so the demand is much higher.
>>704796478
right, I was mostly wondering how common it was.
Is that law really enforced?
>>704796284
Wait seriously? Is his music still good?
>>704796879
I've never seen it enforced - I only observe its effect. If you want to go see it be enforced I suppose you could just go to border security and shove a box of gum in the officers face
>>704796975
No. I stopped listening to his music in 2012. I do have him to thank for my being a furry however.
>>704796242
>>704797101
Are we talking about Kitsune^2/Lapfox here?
>>704795976
This guy?
>>704791897
>>704792170
If so, I'm that anon.
>>704797234
Yee. I found him through some MLP vids on YT back in 2011, and decided to watch one because it followed me everywhere. Rainbow Dash Tylenol was the name. I eventually did some research after watching another vid, and found Mayhem. She turned me into a furry before I was really a furry.
>>704797389
Oh damn, that same thing happened to me. Only I was already a furry, I just hadn't heard of Renard because I didn't go online much.
>>704797091
No thanks. If one were to be fairly openly chewing gum while walking by a police officer they wouldn't do anything?
>>704796879
>>704797091
At border security you can pick what kind of security checks you want to undergo.
You can choose a quick security check, it will take only a minute and they'll only glance at your trunk and occasionally your glove box, but if you get caught with illegal things, you get v&.
You can also choose a thorough security check, and if you get caught with any illegal stuff, they will simply confiscate it and let you go scot-free.
>>704797335
no, HTML collage guy.
>>704797389
I first saw a Kitsune2 thing in about 2011/12 also - It was that song Rainbow Tylenol - Because I saw Rainbow Trololo. It wasn't until late 2013 that I realised what the furry fandom was and that Kitsune2 was a furry thing.
>>704797563
That fucker made some good music back in the day. I don't even like electronic music, but he was good. He started going downhill in 2011, and the last thing of his I listen to was .WAV SLAVE. Good DNB album, but everything after it was shit.
>>704797668
Sounds like we walked a similar path to furriness.
Fuckin' Renard. That guy turned so many people into furfags with his music.
>>704797708
Eggs was the first I heard of his, and is still my favorite.
>>704797101
have you listened recently? I really dig the fuckdest jams set. Give it a listen if you haven't checked his stuff out in awhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pm4vXNEaQo
>>704797806
That was a decent one. He Pukes Based Shark is still my favorite Mayhem album. Trauma was god-tier as well.
>>704797663
Most cops happen to be conscripts - As far as they care, they are civilians and can relate with the pleasures of chewing gum - So they just pretend like nothing suspicious is happening.
Just don't do it blatently - They will be forced to arrest you to save face.
In America they have TMZ. In Singapore we have Stomp - There are anonymous civilians who take pictures of people doing socially-unacceptable things like not giving up seats on the train to pregnant women, and post them online to ridicule.
>>704797796
There is a brony song called Avast Fluttershy's ass. It is based on Renard's song Avast Your Ass.
>>704797708
Huh, that's about when I stopped listening too. I really liked the Quick Brown Fox album and his Mayhem stuff and a few other things. The Queenstons label was consistently good. I think he did some collabs with Futret that I enjoyed too.
Sad to hear he went downhill after that. My ex got me a framed picture with Renard's signatures of every group he had as of 2012 or so, and I remember I hadn't heard of a lot of them. Never actually went and looked them up though, so I guess I'm glad I didn't waste my time.
>>704797668
huh...that's an interesting way of doing it, but dont they just assume anyone choosing the slow one is hiding something?
Is it like a game then?
If you dont get in trouble for it if you choose slow it sounds like it could be a fun game.
>>704797902
Nah. I haven't listened to anything after 2012. That was when I started getting way into metal, and pretty much dropped everything else I listened to.
>>704797971
Trust me, I know all about that one. And now that you mentioned it, I still remember that fucking tune by heart. I liked TheLivingTombstone's music as well.
>>704797806
Eggs is still one of my favorites as well. I'd call it a classic.
>>704798081
Choosing the slow one, sir?
>>704798079
>Futret
That guy made some funny shit. Queer Deer World Takeover, fucking hilarious album.
>>704796396
Always nice to see a fellow Singaporean here
>>704798236
Gay Deer World Takeover, my bad. I do remember hearing the line queer deer though. I've got to listen to that album again now.
>>704798315
Now go suck each others dicks.
>>704798081
Oh, right.
No, the purpose of the slow one is so that people unfamiliar with the local law can have the cops check absolutely everything on their car, then just confiscate whatever is illegal.
Say you're a foreigner who's never heard of the chewing-gum law. If you choose the slow one and then the cops find the gum on you, they will tell you the gum is illegal and take it from you, and you learn never to bring gum into here ever again.
>>704798315
in 2 weeks i want to kill myself before they ship me to tekong
>>704798236
Truly. There's one song, I think it's called Stag Night, that's just the goofiest thing to listen to with this gay-deer-accent-thing going on, but it's fun to listen to at the same time.
I can see I'm in the minority here but I really think lapfox has not "gone to shit". His sound certainly has changed but it's still lapfox. Here is his most recently posted song on youtube, it's 2 weeks old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXXDm3DElQ
>>704798434
Homosexuality is illegal as it should be
>>704798458
(More Than) Deer to Me. Listening to it right now. His gay accent is just hilarious. Stag Night was great too.
>>704798549
God, I hope you're serious.
If you can read this, you are a furry
>>704798456
You and me both brother
>>704798592
I'm about as serious as when I say that raping your wife is legal, but permanent ownership of motor vehicles isn't.
>>704798662
rly har?
>>704798540
I still like him.
>>704798645
Squaredance, brah. Decent album.
Now try reading some black metal band names.
>>704798716
That just further confuses me.
>>704798456
Ahh, ok.
>>704798765
Rly lor
Can't wait to completely waste 2 years of my life
>>704798574
Aw shit, you're right. Stag Night was the "Gay Bar" remix. I always forget the song names because my song downloads always come out fucked up.
Good tracks though
.>>704798645
I cannot read that.
>>704798794
Cool man! and it's totally cool if one doesn't like lapfox. I just consider lapfox one of my favorite bands idk
