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Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military.

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Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military. I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing.
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>>704764442
>Your rather homosexual, aren't you?
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I would love to see this guy try to pass PT, I'd be like FMJ all over again
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Actually, I could call your captain, cite the 3rd Amendment, and have your AWOL ass dishonorably discharged.

Also, I could shoot you.
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>>704764442
Please come slap my ass
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>>704764442
>fat retarded ROTC reject
>would murder you then make a sandwich
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>>704764442
Too many fagg ass military, fuck yourselves baby killers. All of you are scum and worthless.
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>brigadier general
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Make a citizens arrest cause military are lower than civis you fuckin fag
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For anyone doubting me.
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>>704766269
I believe
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>>704766269
Well done brother I myself was in the Marine Corp.
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>>704766269
>pay grade
>07
What a cuck
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oh god not this shit again. i spend too much time on 4 chan.
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>>704766269
But anon, you're too fat to move fast enough to make it from my front yard to inside my house. By the time you even get close enough to me you'll be shot dead.

Also, something something bill of rights something something I live in a stand your ground state.
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>>704766269
Does BG mean you're a Big Guy?
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>>704766818
Doesn't E7 top out at like $45,000? That's bitch shit.
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>>704766269
An O7 on 4chan. Shit, I'm just an E5
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When civilians think that being in the military makes you a part of the governments plan to control the sheeple and don't realize you're literally less than sheeple.
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>>704766269
fucking lol

6 years in the military, this turd aint no brig general as that takes about 20+ years
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Terminal E-3 reporting in
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>>704764442

Op gets more pussy than most here,

Op props for not being a beta fag. I posted myself once to rage them too but damb I'd never show my face and full name you've got balls
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>>704767089
O7 is minimum of 8.9k or some shit, with les than 2 years (impossible)
http://www.militaryfactory.com/military_pay_scale.asp
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if you have android, DO NOT use the CAC Scan app on this!
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This is a stolen valor case.
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Dude looks like he just stepped out of TES Oblivion
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>>704764442
Shoot you.
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>>704767372
Yeah, my bad. I somehow mistook E7 with O-7. Anyway, that's still a stupid amount of work for pay that's pretty much ass.
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>>704764442
Too fat, too young for that rank, fucking nasty ass bears, boots bloused like fuck.

Faaaaaaaake. Just like it was the last 10 times this was shitposted
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>>704767415
why not?
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I'm unable to join the military for medical reasons. Despite that, I won't defend my property with my guns
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>>704764442

Jokes on you, I don't have an ass.
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>>704765382
yeah i was about to say isn't a star a high as level rank?
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>>704764442
i might offer you some hot pockets and introduce you to my waifu
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>>704767338
two-tone tony, at it again
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>>704767645
oh, because CAC cards hold all of your information on that little QR looking stripe.
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>>704764442
Trespassing, assault, and more, so no, you can't. And by the way, you're fat. Go back to reading glasses star trek.
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>>704767338
fuck off boot
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>>704764442
whered your fat ass buy that fake army uniform?
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>>704764442
fat camp?
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>>704764442
Inb4 Sgt. Donkey lips
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>>704767542
well thats basic pay, a real o7 is like 20+ years, making 12k a month basic pay with a free mansion on base, with drivers and all the help you can handle and BAS/BAH (another 50k+ at that level). but it is probably still shitty pay for the work they do
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>>704767647
Sorry to hear that bro. Are you saving up for the labiaplasty or are you just powering through it?
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This fucker can't even tie his shoes properly.
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I could just call the cops, but if someone did that I'd probably lol and chill with them
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>>704767948
he ate a marine
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>>704765382
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>>704767969
See, when you start talking 12k and benefits, well now you're talking, because in my experience, the value of housing and all benefits included is typically worth almost as much as half your pay. The investment time that it takes to get to that point is maddening to think about though. I mean hot damn that's a lot of your life to trade away.
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GG OP, I remember seeing this a month or two ago. Dude got caught at a security check point.
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I found another pic of OP
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>>704764442
war, what is it good for
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>>704767969
>o7
>work

From my experience they mostly stroll around nod their head at things and give out coins.
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>>704764442
Probably stab you or go grab my gun and put a couple rounds in ya
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>>704768281
that's why it's called, "service", you black asshole. you're disposable. zog doesn't want you to live to dream.
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>>704764442
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>>704764442
Just what in the fuck is that private pile. A jelly donut?
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>>704764442
is that chaz bono?
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>>704764442
it would be hot if a ripped dude in an olive drab wife beater and military slacks barged into my house, slapped my ass, and treated me like his wife, then paid for me to get hormone treatment while bullying me into changing my workout regiment and diet to look like a sissy trap.
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>>704768653
you need to be gassed.
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>>704768401
Gotta get trim for when the walkers come south
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>>704764442
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I think its hilarious that 99% of people who join the military are either dumb as a sack of rocks, a hick/white trash or gay
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>>704768816
No you don't.
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>>704764442

Jesus fuck, what a retard this guy was.

I'm guessing dad died, and el gargantuo autismo decided to raid his closet. What a piece of shit human being.
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>>704766817
Definitely white trash
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>>704764442
They were scraping the bottom of the barrel before someone droped a grenade in it n blew a 5 ft hole in the ground, thats where they found you.
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>>704768729
kek
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>>704768906
Okay.
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>>704764442

I'd cite the 3rd amendment, redcoat.
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>>704766269

Oh look, it's a fake military ID. That's totally not a felony.
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>>704764442
Considering joining UK military, uneducated NEET 19
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>>704766269
Not hard to tell it's fake fatass... even the chip is fucking wrong
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>>704768603
I guess I'm black now okay zozzle
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>>704764442
Your fat trespassing ass wouldn't make it in the house. Also something something about my rights and blah blah 1/10 made me reply.
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>>704769431
good good, accept your identity, tyrone.
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>>704764442
Holy fuck! Are you one of the Burger Kings brave elite fatman guards from the magical land of Lard and Pepsi? The land of the fat and owerweight?

Amerilard! Fuck yeah!!!

Is it true that you are the mighty Burgerborn and can kill people just by shouting Fus Ro Dah? The last thing they smell before they die is saturated fats of thousand years.

Oh! Based Burgerborn please don't destroy my couch by sitting on it. It was only ment for people, not for demigods of lard and fat like you.
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>>704769498
You just made cuz you getin cucked by my bbc wite boi. Imma fukk yo bich to.
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>>704764442
Came from a military family. Only male not to enlist in 200 years. I make three times the money of any of you poor stupid fuckers. I'd shoot your face and buy my ticket out of jail.
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>>704769611
tyrone please, i don't speak your gibber jabber. you will address me properly or not at all.
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>>704767355

Yeah, he's got balls. They're located on his chin. Let's pretend for a second that not every single Brigadier General's face is somewhere on the Internet. This fat fuck couldn't run for a donut that was hanging in front of his gigantic jowls.
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>>704769647
You sound like a nice lady.
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>>704766269
reporting this to my OIC for opsec violation. your name will be added to a list of potential US threats and all your activity will be monitored.
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Why is your name Anal Felcher?
Also how does it feel to be a puppet.
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>>704769700
massa eyes a free nigga thas what u gon learn real good bout dis dick your bich alredy learnt about it
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What chip actually looks like.
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>>704767089
Married e-4, less than 2 years...make over 38,000. Lol
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>>704764442
Private Pile, is that a jelly doughnut in your footlocker??!

> Sir No Sir! I ate all the doughnuts already, sir! That's an eclair, sir!

JEEZUS CHUUUURIST YOU FAT FLYING FUCKWAD. I bet your mama bled to death when she squeezed that giant 800 pound ass of yours out of her formerly tight cunt! IS YOUR MAMA DEAD, PRIVATE PILE??!

>Sir No Sir!

BULLSHIT, what, did they put a turkey baster up there filled with butter to get you through? Did they use a goddam crane??!


... pls op.
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>>704769778

Lol that's far more than Opsec. That's impersonating an officer. That's a felony.
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>>704769771
Could buy three gender reassignment surgeries tonight
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>>704769932
That's not bad for less than two years anon.
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>>704768281
20 years is maddening? You'll be making 12K with full benefits, free housing and food, in your early 40s. You can retire after that and still get 6K a month, free housing, medical, etc.

There's millions of poor bastards working themselves numb for more work, less pay, and either retire in their 60s or never at all without the benefits.
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>>704769778
Not a joke...lol good luck fagget
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>>704770027
I only need one. What's your Skype?
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>>704769171
Anyone got experience?

Mostly in shape, slightly overweight. Need to get a job or something soon and the army seems like a better option than wageslaving at Mcdonalds
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>>704764442
LTCOL Special Air Service Regiment 6116564-1
Hewson Garrison Campbell Barracks.

boy i would love to see you try.
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My home is set up in living stations and there is only one entrance. After confirming unauthorized entry into station 1, you would immediately be confronted with station operators from stations 2, 3, and 4, who all keep loaded shotguns next to the entrance to their station.

Only one station operator leaves at a time, so unless you enter guns blazing and defeat 3-4 armed and covered opponents in a close range gun fight, you'd be fucked.
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>>704770235

They day a spread eagle joins the 4chan fray is the day I spread eagle for a nonskid dildo up my pooper.
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>>704768281

You gotta think to, free housing isn't the only part of that. Free electricity, water, internet, food, lawn care, even free laundry service.
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absolutely nothing, after shooting you six times with my .357
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>>704770391
search id or shoul i send proff
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>>704768525
Are you the private on extra duty mowing his grass?
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>>704770045
>free medical

I'll give you the other ones, but the VA sucks and we both know it.

Anyway, why work for 20 years for all of that, when you can become a doctor in 12 or less and start at six figures? General practitioners in my area START at 200k a year. You aren't about to tell me that a doctor doesn't see benefits too. Not the same kind, but benefits nonetheless.
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>>704770179
pick a jerb that has a civilian equivalent. look at defense contractor websites to figure out what job interests you and choose accordingly; something with a security clearance and comms or intel.
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>>704766269
>commits a felony
>posts it on /b/

The guys at thisainthell are gonna love you.
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>>704770429
I can tell you from experience of living in Fort Campbell that electricity was NOT free. Neither was internet or laundry. Water was free, but it was hard water. I washed my car and it had white dust all over it after. The housing? Oh man. I hope you fucking LOVE asbestos.
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>>704770467
Id like proof. That nonskid is gonna be brutal on the butt cheeks
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>>704769913
Mine looks like this
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>>704770680
Who doesn't love asbestos?
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>>704764442
pick my dick in your mouth.
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>>704764442
I love how this thread is making wealthfare queens come crawling out of the woodwork.
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>>704770878
What is a "woodwork"?
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>>704766269
Nobody doubts you. We just don't give a shit
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>>704770878
You seem upset Le'monjello. Did your daddy fuck you?

Did you....Did you love it?
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>>704770542
I have my wife is a PA and she has 2 uncles that are doctors, yu know what kind of ungodly hours they have to put in, no thanks. She hardly gets to enjoy her earnings. I on the other hand prior military got a sweet government job, DOD, 9 to 5 mon thru friday, plenty of time to fuck off and spend my wifes money, since she makes 3 times as much as I do.
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>>704770797
oh cool. didn't know. well i know he aint to brigadier general. too fat. and boot laces untucked. neck beard. uniform too clean too. and rank patch seems like velcro. no general would have velcro.
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>>704769913
The new cards have weird looking chips
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>>704771001
USMC approved mental-faculties there, bud.

>>704771059
Look at how salty this high-school dropout is.
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>>704771170
and yet im getting out and getting a full ride to dartmouth.
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>>704764442
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>704771223
fucking chair force!
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>>704768380
Somebody needs to do it cuck boy, enjoy your lazy office job.
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>>704767542
Not really. People think this shit is tough, but it's honestly not. In the infantry which is the "hardest" MOS but it's bullshit. You just have to not be a lazy faggot or an un-athletic pussy and it's probably the easiest job there is.
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>>704771281
>salty

Was your dads cum salty the first time you had to suckle his meat knuckle?
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>>704771296
>chair force
What
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>>704771281
>this high-school dropout

You know, I'm a highschool dropout. I used my GI bill and now have a masters degree. Where did you matriculate again?
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>>704771454
Not an argument, future homeless man.

>>704771585
A masters degree? Whoa! Totally bet that's materialized into a well-paying job! (not)
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>>704771142
I definitely understand that most doctors put in way over 40 hours a week, but I'm actually going to school to be a family practitioner myself, and I can't say this is true my most doctors, but the dozen or so(more accurately like 8) work regular hours 5 days a week. They go about 8am to 5pm, and they still make just the same pay.

I'm not saying its not a lot of work for most of them. These are the exception not the rule after all, but even putting 60 hours a week in seeing patients with everyday medical concerns isn't so bad. My doctor told me that what he sees most of are people asking for prescription refills, antibiotics, and treatment for some stupid injury they could have avoided and is pretty much never life threatening.

Anyone comes in with something out of the ordinary, you run a few tests, and if its out of your scope, you refer them to a specialist.
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>>704771148
No shit, I didn't even have to take a second look at the picture to know this was a bait thread. Or that this is the third time I've seen this thread
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>>704771520
hahahhha made you look. what a faggot! you fucking devil dogs are dumb as shit.
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>>704771887
>A masters degree? Whoa! Totally bet that's materialized into a well-paying job!

It did. Where did you matriculate? Did you ever?
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>>704771520
>boot
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>>704772014
stop coloring your wings with a sharpie you fucking hillbilly.
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>>704771887
>Not an argument

Did you argue with your mom when she found out that your daddy was making you slurp his yummy gummy juice Le'monjello?

Did she blame herself?
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>>704771951
Well you aint wrong.
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>>704772014
...Just spend the 5.99 and buy the right wings you stupid wop-dago. Jesus fucking christ I bet your platoon sergeant died a bit on the inside when you were assigned to his unit.
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>>704772014
>jump wings
>meaning shit after it became a reenlistment bonus
Sorry what?
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>>704772007
Don't have a use for worthless degrees. Trades is where the smart folk like me go. Welder.

>>704772125
Is sex insults all your tiny mind can come up with?
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>>704772267
>reenlistment bonus

I don't get it. Who would reenlist....to go to jump school?
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>>704772330
>Welder
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>>704772330
>life consists of melting metal into metal
>says others have tiny minds
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>>704772330
Were you embarrased the first time your dad made you lock your tiny cock up in a cuck cage? I bet it made you feel like a girl. Did you find that made it easier to accept his meat whistle into your ass gristle?
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>>704772493
Somebody who wants 150 promotion points I imagine.
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>>704772493
I just took the 40k and choice of duty station. Why jump school sounds like a better idea to people is beyond me.
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>>704772859
points points points. the promotion system is fucking broken.
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>>704772859
Or an extreme masochist that is trying to get permanent back and joint pain.
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>>704772933
I imagine you could get jump school, 40k, and duty station if you can negotiate well enough with the career counselor.
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>>704772933
I hope every one of those assholes that took jump school over shekels and choice of duty station gets dropped on the first day for not doing pushups "properly".
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>>704773027
I'm on fitreps now. Speaking of broken systems.
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>>704769332
Isn't it amazing how quickly no one cares about this? So many football douchebags have jumped on the bandwagon that is has become trivialized and almost laughable. Literally nothing will come of this.....lol, black people.
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>>704773120
get a loaf of this broke dick. you think jump school would destroy you? what's your mos?
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>>704766269
CAC cards say "Geneva Conventions" not convention

You are, all of you cucks
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I could shoot you're inflated ego out the back of your skull with one of my many legally obtained firearms, and I'd get away with it, too, because it's legal to kill home invaders in my state.
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>>704773295
>what's your mos?

I bet no matter what MOS the guy gives this guy is gonna say he is either "11B bruh" or some SF shit.

Everytime, its always the supply guys who are waving their dicks around pretending to be hard on /b/.

How many fire extinguishers did you send back today buddy?
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>>704764442
Lol, I bet all you fat-ass Untermensch have never done anything but suck up welfare. I could march into your country, conquer you, and gas your jews. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing your French faggots.
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>>704772509
>>704772595
>Can't understand the value of welders

>>704772711
*Sigh*, child.
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>>704773571
Whatever you say, Ora'ngejello
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>>704773655
>Can't understand the value of welders
>thinking the welder has more value than the board members

lol, union people. I like making more money than you. You belong on the bottom rung.
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>>704773511
i've been out since 13' and i'm not pretending to be anything. i went through airborne school in 08' and it's a joke. it's not physically demanding and you only do 5 jumps. why are you getting defensive?
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>>704773511
I'm an 03special elite warfighter. I only know how to kill. Not an 03 then gtfo lol not even real military bud. GCSS what's that. I'm a true hard core warrior and I even have the Global War on Terrorism medal for fighting terrorism across the globe to prove it. Can't mess with the best POG!
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>>704773655
>*Sigh*, child.

Does your daddy still look at you as a child? Or did he stop fucking you when you started getting hard from it? Tell us.
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>>704773842
Oh, I bet you're one of those alt-right losers.
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>>704773992
Tell me, did they lower the IQ standards to allow you to enlist as the battalion's janitor?
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>>704774002
It does not matter what am, what matters is I make more money than you and make decisions.

I'm crashing your pension, no retirement!
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>>704765255
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>>704774204
THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL

SO MY PENSION CAN BE FREE

SO MY PENSION CAN BE FREE
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>>704773295
>>704773511
Well bruh, it's 11B1P, and it's not the jump school that fucks you up, it's being on jump status. But you wouldn't know that would you, fucking leg.
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>>704774204
>I make more money than you and make decisions
I made $102,000 dollars last year. I doubt that you clear even 50k.
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>>704764702
This
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>>704764442
Shoot you for home invasion.

You get told to leave once, then I can legally blow you away.
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>>704774175
I never served a day in my life. Not like you serve your daddy Le'monjello.
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>>704770783
sorry for time took but i had to login and cover classified info. would you like more
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>>704774448
>I made $102,000 dollars last year

holy shit my sides, I am literally lol'ing at your life right now
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>>704774479
>Military cocksucker fanclub
Gee, I should have guessed.
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>>704774383
>>704773917
kek

that is exactly the type, I get a kick out of that shit.
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>>704774479
>Military cocksucker fanclub
Gee, I should have guessed.

>>704774601
More money than you'll ever see.
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>>704774383
Use your words properly, dipshit. I'm not a mind reader, we were discussing jump school, not landing on old refrigerators at Bragg.
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>>704766269
why do stupid people take the bait
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>>704774686
I'm neutral on the military. Was your brother neutral when it came to you gettting fucked by your father Le'monjello?

Or did he want to join in?
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>>704774749
>More money than you'll ever see.
>this is what blue-collar actually believes
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so as i was saying. bitch plz ill have you eating cat shit from your mothers gaping hole before you knew what had happen
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>>704775036
Post your paystub then, big guy.
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>>704764442
Op is a pog civilian who makes ID cards for the mil. Your name would come up in a search if you were a Lt col. Or brig. Gen. Jackass
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>>704775328
>big guy.
4u
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>>704775351
Not if he's SOCOM. Google doesn't show results for anyone who's in SOCOM.
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>>704764442
op dont u have nothing to say. who dears wins boy and you wouldnt even dear to come back at me. point one sasr
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>>704775351
>pog civillian
Either you are really boot or really dumb since it'd be pretty damn hard for a civillian to NOT be a pog. Also it's a lot easier to photoshop a bunch of random shit on a blank cac than actually make a false cac.
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>>704775549
No proof of your vast wealth, then?
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new infantry LT reporting in
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>>704775997
that old lady lurking in the background with a disgusted look on her face makes me smile.
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Can't wait to see you getting executed on a rekt thread
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>>704775997
I fucking hate slick sleve efuzzies
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>>704775561

Yeah, old tubby is definitely SOCOM.
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>>704775991
Unlike you, I have no need to prove my worth to strangers, you are the one that needs so much validation.

I bet it's sad being you. Have you ever considered joining the military? They take hopeless causes like you and turn them into better people all the time!
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>>704776271
Stop telling everyone, you persec violating motherfucker.
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If he works for DOD as a civilian he just got fired.
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>>704776470
And charged
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>>704776401
That moto shit gave me aids and I reenlisted. Get off your high horse military aint nothing special.
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>>704775997
This couldn't be any gayer unless it happened in an Apple store...
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>>704776401
>you should read your AR 15-1 sirs, there's all kinds of crazy shit in there.
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>>704764442
The reason I haven't joined the military is because I'm not a slave to a system that has brainwashed me into dying for a nonexistent cause.

Enjoy servitude, cuck.
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>>704776603
>gave me aids and I reenlisted
>he actually fell for the backbone of the army shtick

wewlad
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>>704764442
>nerds
You must be new here
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>>704776172

kill yourself
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>>704776401
You've got to be shitting me.
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>>704776808
I fell for the 40k dollars and the cross my fingers and hope I don't get booted out before I can snag that 38 year old retirement.
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>nerds
Nerds are smart duh
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>>704777027
you don't mean that.
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funny how you have nothing to say. sasr LTCOL hewson. kicks ass again now this was easy
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>>704764442
This fucking thread again. Plz op quit posting old shit
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>>704777594
go outside more, nigger.
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Currently being MEB'd out.
>E-3 highest held rank
>Current E-1
>probably around 1500/month tax free for life after d.c.
>kek
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>>704764442
Looks like you sit on a lot of couches there tubboat.
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>>704769991
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
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>>704764442
fake, they dont let fat ass retards like you in the army
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Based off of OP's size, this should prevent him from entering my home, if he could even fit through the fuckin' doorframe.
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>>704777763
>>E-3 highest held rank
>>Current E-1

So was it drugs or booze that fucked you?
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>>704766269
Had to hold my own next to the picture just to see, that's a pretty good fake, enjoy that Rallys/Checkers discount.
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>>704777763
how are not getting 100% rating?
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>>704771170
>Henry Kissinger
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>>704766914
For you
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>>704777994
They can give you anywhere from 0%-100%, I'm probably getting around 80-90.

>>704777964
Drugs and a rat who I thought was a friend. Didn't even piss hot they just scooped me and my buddy up.
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>>704777964
Or was it fucking another E-3? I bet it's that.
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>>704776807
let me guess all cops are out to kill black men
stay in school kid
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>>704778180
i see. what kind of drugs? after you got black from deployment?
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>>704778280
refer to
>>704778180
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>>704764442
I outta call up my Lord and Savior Chesty Puller to come shove his foot up your ass. Fat body sack of shit.
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>>704778350
Nah used DXM(a dissociative) to deal with voices in my head, anxiety, depression and some other shit. Alcohol wasn't cutting it anymore.
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>>704778542
you faggots were buttchugging cough syrup? and your med discharge isn't because you got fucked up from deployment?
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>>704764442
Fuck the military.
Mindless drones that follow the orders of faggots with nothing but their personal interests in mind.
Marionettes are more respectable.
Kill yourself, you fucking empty muppet.
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>>704778708
extraction and pills, never chugged syrup. I got fucked up in the head working my job stateside.
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>>704778765
i'm just a poor goy
i need no sympathy
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>>704778708
sounds accurate.
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>>704764442
lol I'd shoot fat fletcher
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>>704778851
hmm.
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I could use copper
Copper is great
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>>704766269
someone works in the ID card office.....
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>>704764689
Don't bad mouthing Brigadier General Fletcher mother fucker
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>>704778851
i hope this means you were a drone pilot and lost your shit because you felt bad about killing some dirtnigs sheep or hilux or favorite tractor.
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>>704778166
/thread
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>>704769913
Here's the one I have that expired late 2013
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>>704764442
>And what could you do about it?

˙ʇuɐʍ noʎ ǝɯıʇ ʎuɐ ɥɔnoɔ ʎɯ ǝsn oʇ ǝǝɹɟ ןǝǝɟ puɐ ǝɟıʍ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ pıp ı ʇɐɥʍ spıʞ ɹnoʎ ʞsɐ pןnoɔ noʎ ǝɯoɥ ʇǝb noʎ uǝɥʍ 'ןןǝʍ
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>>704764681
> your
You're rather retarded, aren't you?
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>>704764442
Any military fags know this is fake by uni
Americans know this is fake cause 3rd amendment

>throat would be slit and body fed to dogs
Just to entertain the bait
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>>704779469
This post hurt my neck.
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>>704778180
Why are you getting MEB?
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>>704780124
They botched my labiaplasty and not I can't run.
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Young Bucks
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>>704780285
You are retard?
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>>704764442
Yes General!
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>>704780358
He's retired. Getting at least 50% base pay for the rest of his life, so, no.
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>>704780358
1 2 Potato.
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>>704780564
He is medical retard, big difference pal.
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>>704780255
lol not me

>>704780124
Developed PTSD during service.
Kyphosis of the spine causes chronic pain and kills range of motion.

Fun times really. I'm going to really enjoy being out, having rent and bills automatically covered is fucking awesome. Honestly coming in I was really looking forward to spending 20 years in but this isn't the Air Force I wanted to be a part of.
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>>704780747
>Developed PTSD during service
Scrubbing those toilets must have been pretty harsh.
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>>704780747
>ptsd

you haven't deployed. were you raped?
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>>704780747
>I was raped.

That does explain the labiaplasty.
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>>704780844
Hey it's your opinion bud no matter what I tell you it wont change so why waste my time?
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>>704781051
Because talking about your rape is the first step to overcoming your PTSD.
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>>704780747
I hear you bro. I'm out on PTSD 100% VA. Last day army is 14 DECEMBER. TDRL, though
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>>704780675
Pray tell how the fuck you know he's medically retired?
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>>704780889
>>704781015
Nope not raped. Just had a really fucking rough job in a shitty section with a shitty command. Also did a stint for a while where I had to give last respects to my fallen comrades and it just took too much of a toll on me coming back to my unit. I wish I knew a way to fix my brain.
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>>704781202
>PTSD 100%
you know zog is going to come for your guns and haul you off to the fema camps first, right goy? you're a goddamn right wing extremist domestic terrorist!
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>>704781253
Would also like to know this for research purposes
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>>704766269
I'm so glad our country's leaders are funding army training for people with mental disabilities. You go dude!
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>>704781202
Much respect friend. Thank you for your service and I'm glad you're on the other side now. Remember you're never alone. I stand with you as well as many others.
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Of course i'd let you spend the night, god knows you couldn't get a regular job looking like that.
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>>704781385
Hmm, I don't know about that, but hey, I've got 8 years of college completely paid for with a housing allowance to boot.
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>>704781253
unless he's using a photo from when he was a private? he looks too young to have done his 20. also after 15+ years at war there's a lot of medically retired dudes out there.
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>>704781263
>Nope not raped. Just had a really fucking rough job in a shitty section with a shitty command. Also did a stint for a while where I had to give last respects to my fallen comrades and it just took too much of a toll on me coming back to my unit. I wish I knew a way to fix my brain.
You got PTSD from that?
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>>704767372
119K a year? Damn nigga.
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>>704781618
Not that entirely, it was a lot of different things that ended up with me snapping and never coming back. I'm just a shell of what I used to be.
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>>704769913
Damn dude you need to use yours more lol. After 6 months that shit starts to peal on the edges. He did do an ok copy but it would be spotted in seconds as a fake in person. Card look's to thin to white and no makes on the card from the pins grabbing the pins. It takes less then a week to make them look active.

Kind of surprised no one mentioned he has fiscal hair and his waist line puts him in a line for term if he doesn't lose some weight soon.

Not a bad photo shop but some serious jail time if its a real attempt.
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>>704767969
159,828. I will do whatever shirty work.
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>>704781263
you remind me of a little gook shit in my unit who sat on KAF all deployment, and is claiming PTSD because he visited a couple guys at the hospital. all he had to do was make sure our mail got put on the shithooks that flew out to our fob once a week. he has nightmares and gets sweaty and waaaa. un fucking believable. you shameless faggots need to be gassed.
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>>704770614
I'm going in as an E3 in the Navy Nuclear Field. I mean, that's something that transfers over ot the civilian world well.
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>>704781949
>I'm just a shell of what I used to be
>never deployed
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>>704781601
i've got the same things without a free ticket to the fema camps.
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>>704782065
*Shitty.
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lol I'd love to see your fat ass come into my house so i could blow your fucking brains open with my 12 guns.
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>>704782175
i doubt it. there will be dudes getting out after their 20 with more experience and connections. there arent very many nuke jobs out there either so unless you know the right people ???
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>>704782103
If he has it and isn't just using the system and lying about it he deserves help. PTSD is a dangerous silent affliction and people that have it don't enjoy it. It isn't to get sympathy or have others take care of you to feed your ego. When someone needs help we take care of them because were a family. But hey feel free to believe whatever you like, live and let live.
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Wheres your no shave chit guy?
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>>704782418
Blacks are targeting houses with American flags to rob because those who have one usually own guns.
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>>704782187
Also you don't need to be deployed to develop PTSD, the sad truth about war is that is what makes people develop it the most.
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>>704782103
Get back to me when you have to pick pieces of your buddy up off the ground for stepping on a pressure plate IED.

Hey, the army fucked me over in the long run, now I'm going to get mine. If you had half a brain, you would do the same. Don't buy that bullshit they're selling fam.
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>>704764442
Umm.. I did. Would shoot you dead right after entering my house. What now bitch?
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>>704782875
Sounds like you just need to grow thicker skin.
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>>704782649
i don't know if he has it. i know he's a coward and was a frail awkward malingering faggot long before we deployed, so i don't believe he actually has it. it's an easy rating to get and at 100% it's 3k a month. i think he just wants the money.
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>>704764442
Total opsec violation right there. Do not post your CAC.
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>>704783025
Which is usually the cop out answer most people give. That's great and all but doesn't matter to someone who has panic attacks, flashbacks, audio hallucinations, ect ect. You can't think your way past it, it literally affects you whether you like it or not. That's the difference between someone being a pussy, and someone having an actual mental illness.
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>>704782909
i was EOD you fucking swine. i've picked up chunks and had chunks rain down on me, and i don't get anything for seeing that shit. he's getting 3k for sitting on kaf all deployment. i'm getting shekels for tinnitus and tbi but...you know how the va works. i'm not going to claim ptsd and end up on more lists.
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>>704775997
Have fun with the guilt of your future mistakes getting people killed.
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>>704772014
>Bragging about jump wings
>Literally THE most common badge in the Army
15A here, these are real wings. Everything else is just guided falling. Enjoy your fucked knees.
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>>704783423
Where did you deploy to?
What lists you talking about, swine?
Did you do training at Redstone or?
How long were you in?
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>>704783368
>panic attacks, flashbacks, audio hallucinations, ect ect.

from what? you're conus. just admit you were raped goddamnit!
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>>704783153
If you can convince a provider that you have indeed developed PTSD(which isn't fucking easy let me tell you they just don't hand that shit out willy-nilly) then he has it. Providers don't like to hand out that diagnosis because it requires a shit ton of paperwork and involvement of the entire staff of providers in the mental health section. It's much easier to give someone adjustment disorder because it's literally a write off diagnosis that doesn't give you any disability %. He's still your brother whether or not you respect him, he took the same oath you took.
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>>704783651
Air Assault or gtfo
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>>704783742
I wasn't raped lol
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>>704783695
dirtnigistan, RC south, mostly along hwy 1 then panjwai.

various zog related lists. don't be naive.

yea redstone and eggland.

5 years.
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>>704783791
Air Assault I don't give shit about. Has a lot more relevance. And considering I'm UH-60, so....
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>>704764442
Not even military. That fat shit is out of fucking regs all over.
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>>704764442
Never been in the military, just a white man raised in the hood. I've been shot at, cut up {never stabbed though} and beat with baseball bats {and one time with a crowbar}. It made me one tough son of a bitch. Bring it fat ass.
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>>704764442
>When the military spells your name wrong.

Feltcher, not Fletcher. Sorry about the inconvenience.
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Male dependa master race checking in.
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Believe I could,once a marine always a marine..
Retired gunny
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>>704783939
Honestly don't know what fucking list you're talking about inform me, brother.

But, my intuition tells me that if you're worried about being on a list I hate to tell you brother, it's too late.
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>>704766269
god bless america
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>>704766269
You're too young to be an O-7.
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>>704766269
>>704766817

Don't over estimate your value, you would do nothing if not for those who built the system for you to be able to defend.
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>>704783767
what provider? the wizards at the VA try to push that shit on me all the time. i don't know why you want to give this gook bitch the benefit of the doubt and i don't like it. he's not my brother and he never was. i'm still angry he didn't send out my ps4 and the proper sodas and my FUCKING MAIL consistenly. that motherfucker would eat all the good shit and send out fanta and diet pepsi. fuck this. you're bringing back bad memories. you know what it's like to run out to the bird after waiting a week or more and see everyone else get kickers and mail and you not get anything?
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bumping with troop hate

>hope you all die in an IED blast faggots!
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>>704784236
Reservist. Basically civilian.
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>>704769332
Societal homogeneity is a requirement for the advancement of a society, to make sure it flourishes.
Niggers and niggers of the sand type seem to act against this, against any sort of working structure that isn't "shoot with guns and commit criminal acts" and women tend to not be particularly loyal to any tribe. They're a weak point for cultural invasion and cultures who have their women chaste tend to have the focus and energy to expand and conquer. In fact, with that energy being present, it takes more focus NOT to than it does otherwise.
Women are to be kept chaste and in check, else they ruin all we work for by inviting "vibrant diversity" into a working system and have it upended by cultures contrast to our own.
Once unleashed, it is so much more work to create a society that contains the social cohesion women present that it is more likely the remnants will be absorbed into other cultures.

Due to women being suddenly "free to fuck" and therefore wandering aimless without a culture or purpose, they are angry and upset but unwilling to be coerced into a chaste status unless subdued forcefully. This is something that more tribal based cultures are more than able and willing to do.

However, there will be those who are otherwise, who flourish in this new found freedom.
My proposal is this: We find a way to separate those who flourish with individuality and create a new society.
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troops are worthless niggers who are better off dead
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>>704784546
you're welcome for my service.
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>>704784216
yeah. you're probably right.
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>>704784637
Thanks man I appreciate the freebies. PS you're fat.
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>>704784636
>being this mad
you'll be saying thank you for the spare change in a few years you niggerfaggot
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>>704784351
Mental health provider. If they deem PTSD as a proper diagnosis for him then that is what he deserves. Just because he was a fucking asshole doesn't mean he isn't fucked up himself. You not having enough respect to see the fact that he is your brother even though you don't like him is just naive. He deserves the same respect you do, I do, and anyone else who is serving or has served regardless of how their career worked out.
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>>704784791
they aren't free you stupid asshole, you earned them.
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>>704774448
I make about 65k a year but it's good cause I didn't graduate high school and have no secondary schooling.
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>>704770179
yes.

join the coast guard. you wont get shot at, you get all the same benefits, just dont be a fucking idiot. also, sign on bonuses in effect cuttently for multiple jobs(rates)

go to the website. figure it out

10/10 best times of my life
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>>704784843
Respect is earned. You obviously don't know what it's like to serve. These concepts are just words to you.
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>>704784898
Did I earn them or are they free? So much conflicting info. PS you all are still fat.
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