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Ding Dang Dong Ping Pong benis
>>704763633
Fuc u nibi
I dropped to a new sexual low today.
I tried to make a sex machine out of a bicycle someone left by a dumpster.
>>704763925
Ducc this Sicc
>>704764629
dis
>>704764617
But you're gay tho. I can't suck a gay mans penis, that'd be gay.
>>704764743
Ahem *benis*
>>704764727
dat?
>>704764970
Da
>>704764969
Ur a benis
>>704764969
>>704764969
some 69 for your 69
Which one guys?
>>704765370
XL or go home
>>704765102
Well I have a benis.
>>704765370
neither
invest in a normal penis like a normal homo
>>704765463
I'd be getting an XL of either one of those, just deciding if I want one that's more consistant or one that will help me stretch for other ones
the right one's the right one.
>>704765592
I have one, it's not very much fun when it's a mostly normal shaped fake, especially since most of those are shit quality
>When you want to invest in booty but you have no booty funds.
>>704765930
What type of booty?
>yfw the government takes a portion of your booty funds every year
>>704765930
I never really liked the whole neon genitals thing.
>>704766051
Booty in the 18-23 range.
>>704766170
psh, casul
>>704765370
Echo no doubt. I have an XL of both, the tail get's too pointy the deeper you go and has a pretty rough texture. Rougher than you'd think
>>704766405
but it's silly to be bothered by neon dicks, when furries in there entirety are just as unrealistic.
>>704766413
I'd be getting the tail in soft firmness, still a no though?
>>704766591
I personally dont care about the dick, mostly the anatomy.
>>704767054
Me... me 2
>>704766413
Any other models you've tried that you can suggest in a similar size? Anthro Dragon or Uncut Studded Dragon maybe?
I want to give myself the worst fire breath so I'm eating baked beans with chopped onions and garlic added. Combined with beer.
why boner?
>>704768188
Idk. I also forgot, I added Tabasco as well.
This is the shit I'm drinking.
>>704768247
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>704768302
grody. so grody
>>704768247
Welcome to depression.
>>704768465
Manly af though, gotta get my carbs n' protein n' drunk all at once.
Nibi
entertain me
>>704768755
He's gonna be fucking some grass in a sec
>>704768754
Jproc pls go
>>704768754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU5EZSqUIQQ
>>704763509
tfw the way u sit makes ur butt look like u got spanked
>>704768552
shock top is gross though
>>704764617
I like that hat
>>704765761
>Shit tear
>Putting it up your asshole
>>704768832
this is surprisingly not shit, but then again its still patrick stewart. he could make anything badass
>>704768903
This one isn't too bad. Really good banana flavor chased by vanilla and honey.
>>704768410
whats so funny?
>>704768486
i have been depressed lately...
>>704769206
beernana
>>704768951
I like his tum
>>704769026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnEvh5g97JQ
>>704769342
Haha! You are gay now.
>>704769342
I think a number of people here are in the same boat as you.
You bunch of sad fucks.
>>704769391
They pulled it off pretty well considering beer + banana's sounds like vomit city.
>>704769772
it really does lol
maybe i will try it because that sounds bizarre
>>704769543
>anal sex in the dark without prep
>>704769543
no its not gay. its just cartoons.
>>704769772
yeah depression suxxx
>>704770043
>>704770110
depression isnt real, being depressed is
>>704770162
BLOWJOBS ALWAYS LEAD TO BUTTSEX IN FURRY COMICS NIBI
YOU KNOW THIS
>>704770110
Thats how it starts.
>>704770292
Not in this one
>>704770043
is that actually what this picture is
They probably have anal sex with lube in missionary the week after.
The important question is whos pitcher and whos catcher.
what if you play with a wall
>>704770043
>not cleaning out before being ready
>>704770225
i guess you're right in a way
>>704770306
people dont turn gay
>>704770987
Its a pretty grueling process.
Really kills the mood.
>>704771359
You're right, you were already gay.
>>704770607
do I have to pay or something if I register that page?
>>704770922
I'd play with the mexican wall.
>>704771681
What?
Furaffinity just needs an Email
>>704771839
>>704771849
ok thanks
>>704771970
I mean so I could speak to those south of the border.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGEoJLIIuow
>>704772534
>*Distant sound of a lube bottle being cracked open*
>>704770987
Post your butt.
>>704771483
no ive never been with a guy
>>704773167
Who's the artist?
>>704773364
i did once regret it completly
>>704773364
Ive never been with a guy either. I guess im not gay.
>>704773494
Darkgem
>>704773494
Filename
>>704773718
I'd mess with that bull
PEPE
>>704773503
why? what happened?
>>704773572
maybe you arent. i dont know you...
A WHITE SUPREMACIST FROG
You heard it first here folks, Im not gay!
Hooray!
>>704773884
Couldn't see it (on phone)
>>704773718
Thanks m8
>>704774151
was super nervous couldnt look him in the eye, i told him not to cum in my mouth but he did anyway so i ended up getting some on my uniform which looked highly suspicious when i got home along with my breath smelling like dick. I think itd be fun with someone i actually knew well imo tbh hbu
FeelsNaziMan
>>704774532
i knew it
>>704774725
Ew, y you keep dat saved.
>>704774768
yes
>>704774190
the funniest shit i've seen in a while
>>704774727
heil pepe
>>704774725
>>704774725
>>704774725
>>704774725
>>704774792
>tfw you meme a frogposter into the white house
feels good man
>>704774965
just in case
>>704774969
I can only assume someone on hillary's team is a double agent and is sabotaging her online presence while simultaneously talking about frogs to let us know he's there
>>704775022
tfw ur just a meme farmer and some old lady calls u a white supremacist
>>704775022
I finally got banned from politics again. I mentioned someone's account age which apparently is a shill accusation
>>704774153
source?
i'm so glad i started collecting pepes
>>704775171
whoever that guy is don't gotta do much
>>704775171
I honestly don't know whether bush sr was trying to sabotage
>>704775239
No idea, it was sent to me in telegram
>>704775242
now you can say you liked pepe before C N N STARTED COVERING PEPE THE FROG DAILY
I wanna cuddle mah dudes
>>704775030
u better deled dat
>>704775425
GOD WHY
>>704775416
sieg heil
>>704775172
alienating rural voters fam
>>704775196
you were probably right, too.
>>704775358
Jeb! probably asked him to do it to get back at trump.
>>704775242
I have almost no pepes and now I just cbf'd starting a collection. Who knew it'd become the scariest meme of all?
>>704775429
i'll pass them onto my children
>>704775529
literally browse r9k for 2 hours
>>704775436
Go cuddle dudes.
>>704775436
I wanna cuddle some dudes, preferably some larger dudes
ᴵ ʷᵒᵘᶫᵈ ˢᵗᶦᶫᶫ ᵛᵒᵗᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʳᵘᵐᵖ ᶦᶠ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵃ ᶰᵃᶻᶦ
>>704775529
The post was
>Redditor for 5 days
Nothing to see here
And ofc the mods didnt want to reply when asking them how it was a shill accusation
Thankfully leddit accounts are easy to make
>>704775501
>>704775643
nah I'll stick to my MAGAs and awoos.
>>704775694
at this point I'd probably vote for actual zombie hitler
>>704775701
I mean, it kinda is an implicit shill accusation. Still, I assume he was a shill.
Did you see the thing about hillary's IT furry?
>>704775718
10/10
>>704775932
I watched him delete his shit in real time. It was very funny
>>704775932
your loss
Hillary is shit
Id vote for Trump but no one will suck my dick so fuck it, no one gets my vote.
>>704776136
why vote for the left nut... or the right nut... when you can vote for the JOHNSON
awoo~
>>704775693
Go cuddle your SO.
>>704776033
pepe's not cute enough to avatar with tbh
>>704776016
they're actually going to investigate which is the greatest shit
it's too bad this dude's probably getting scapegoated
>>704776228
johnson is like the mutated 3rd testicle but he's still a leftist
>muh open borders
>muh green energy
>>704776358
Yeah I think Cheffetz mentioned they will discuss it at congress hearing(or whatever it is) on thursday which will be pretty dope
>>704776228
because he is literally retarded
>>704776358
no one's saying to avatar as him but you gotta have a folder
it's your patriotic duty
why would you avatar pepe when dat boi is such a cuter frog
dat boi was retarded tbh
>>704776228
Im quite fine without any of deez silly votes.
dat boi is adorable
stupid fucking meme though
>>704776475
based chaffetz
gowdy is actually the true killer though
>>704776480
share yours and I'll DL it
dat boi a CUTE!!!
>>704776598
my pepes are too rare
there would have to be a balanced trade
>>704776358
sorry im only ironically repeating libertarian memes my boss likes to say
>>704776476
damn if gary's retarded, trump is braindead
>>704776563
same
>>704776598
Cheffetz the only person I know from them all because he is pretty cool to listen to. He also was on fox saying what I just said pretty much
>>704776708
I would honestly vote for a libertarian, if there was one running.
>>704776784
excuse me, what is aleppo?
>>704769796
I NEED source on that please!
>>704773369
I'd love to be rammed by a dog like that
