I work in a morgue, ask me anything
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I work in a morgue, ask me anything
how many have you fucked?
>>704740876
zero but I touch the titties of every girl or woman that comes through here
>>704740807
Have you ever had anything sexual with the bodies and if yes what?
>>704740945
even the old ones?
I Burlington next dislike had assess dazzled sweatshops ?
>>704740970
see above, but for the job I have to take the clothes off that they're delivered in and redress them for viewing so I see and touch just about everything
Have you ever sucked the toe of a dead girl or linked the pussy of a dead girl
How do feel them cold titties?
>>704740945
How much do you charge for body parts? It's really the only way I can indulge my desire for longpig these days.
>>704741077
Licked*
>>704740807
Have you ever like sticked a finger in the butt or pussy? I would stick my duck in her mouth
>>704741110
that never happens in the real world
tell us some fucked up stories
did you ever get nightmares when you first started?
>>704740807
why do most hot girls die?
>>704741140
you'd be surprised what comes out after a couple days. I don't think you'd be as into it if you did my job.
>>704740807
you ever take pics of the ones with nice tits
>>704741140
I'd stick a goose in there instead.
>>704741261
drowning or drugs, sometimes both
What's the youngest and oldest you've touched?
Have you ever had a tranny?
>>704741169
Cannibalism? I assure you - I've gotten pretty creative with sating my hunger.
>>704741286
it's tough because I work with a few other people, but the pic I started the thread with is OC
>>704740807
Have you ever see a ghost?
>>704741365
oldest is late 90s, youngest I don't want to say but, again, it's for the job
>>704741443
Fair enough. Oldest was a bit older than expected.
>>704741443
Late 90s. Ew.
Have you saved things like hair or fingernail clippings from you customers?
>>704741443
Say it faggot
How did the girl in your pic die?
What's the youngest corpse you've seen
which organ does your dick feel best within?
>>704740807
MOAR
Ever see dead people
You ever do anything funny like put the shoes on the wrong feet or leave a pencil up their ass or something?
after working there do you find it hard to have sex with people who are still alive
Whats the youngest corpse that came in?
You said you touch the breast of every girl or woman. Does that make you a Necro Pedo? (lel sounds like a hero class for WoW)
>>704740807
Any sad stories?
>>704740807
What's the tattoo, and did she have more?
how many times have Will Smith and Martin Lawrence busted in looking for drugs in bodies?
What's the atmosphere like in the morgue when you're working with people? Is it lighthearted and you make jokes about it or is it like, grim?
>>704741264
surprise me
You should try to get more pics op
Preferably spread legs or something. If others are bothering your picture taking do it before you guys close up and everyone is busy
>>704742258
Everyone's dead silent.
>>704740807
How dead is your nose? The solution they use to preserve bodies is really strong.
>>704741380
Dicks don't count anon.
>>704741737
OD we guessed but they dont exactly deliver them with tox screens and shit
>>704742022
No not at all, it's just a job dude and the bodies don't seem human after a while
>>704742063
A lot but again they just kind of wash over you. Kids are really hard to deal with, and sometimes I'm a bit more affected when they come in with some personal belongings, or when they're the kind of person that nobody will mourn (homeless, etc)
>>704742096
dude like 70% of bodies younger than 40 have tattoos, it's universal. Lots of Chinese characters, dumb barned wire and stuff like that. Saw a girl with "Daddys Girl" written above her pussy once.
>>704742258
I work with a couple cool people, one of them was a doctor in Honduras but he's not 100% legal here. He tells some cool stories and he really cares about the work he does. We keep the radio on, and the owner is ok if we crack a beer or two on days that go late.
>>704742102
Kek
>>704740807
ever fucked a corpse?
>>704741077
Haven't actually fucked but have rubbed cock on just about every part. Once a 10/10 freshie came in and had an hour alone with her, so lubed up her cunt and hot dog in a bun until cum on titties
Once dead, are the tits hard or soft ?
Have you ever found a tiny alien inside the cockpit of an lifelike animatronic human shell?
"The galaxy is on Orion's belt"
>>704742503
this isn't OP
>>704741107
Good enough to blow a load on occasionally. Depends how old the body is and how she died. Sometimes if they're pretty fresh the titties are still warm and pliable. A shot with a hot air gun and they're warm too.
>>704742354
I spent a day working with a funeral home to see if it was something I can do, and I can confirm that that shit is fucking awful
Do you feel up dead little girls
Do you actually put but plugs in each body
>>704742338
Kek
>>704740807
A buddy of mine from hs worked at a funeral home for about 6 months.
Then he found out that one of the owners would arrange after hours "visitations"
He quit when he couldn't face families after he knew some pervert was alone with their loved one doing gawd knows wut.
>>704742516
Roll for this
>>704742516
How old are you? How do you know that little about the human body?
>>704740807
is that OC? Also moar pics of hot chicks.
>>704741353
Not surprised at all. Fucking interesting tho.
>>704742800
Dude, they not hot. They're cold.
>>704742516
bags of sand
>>704740807
Thats a hot girl. Which country are you based, mortuary anon?
>>704742785
I got other things to do than live in a dark cave and develop a fascination for dead human body, faggot
>>704742519
>>704742503
>>704742605
This isn't OP, just some lonely guy lost in fantasies so he spends all his days on /b/
>>704740807
Inb4 nothing but sexual questio...Shit too late.
>>704742646
To stop anal leakage
>>704740807
How often do you get your dick wet on the job? Be honest.
more dead chicks please
>>704740807
To compare what the smell corpse ?
>>704743020
Just put a bag at the butt and give 'em a good squeeze.
>>704742063
Yeah they all died
>>704742516
Everyone knows that when a woman dies her tits harden like rocks. That is why you hardly ever see necrophiliacs titty fucking.
You ever received dismembered bodies or bodies in multiple pieces (car accidents, homicides, etc.) ?
>>704740807
Did I scare you when I got up and walked out?
>>704740945
does it feel weired
how does it feel when the body is dead
seen any ghosts ?
CAN BODIES BE BENT IN DIFFERENT POSSITONS LIKE DOGGY OR WHAVERER?
OR THEY SOLID RIGID?
>>704740807
What is the pay like? What are the hours like? How does one even start working in a morgue?
>>704742967
You don't need a fascination for dead bodies to know, it's a simple matter of being stupid or not stupid.
Got photos??
What's the pay like?
>>704740807
How often do dead people fart(release gas)? How bad is it really?
>>704743370
it's really not common knowledge
>>704740807
I would prop them up in funny poses, take selfies and then post on the internet of a profit.
And have sex with them of course.
do you get alone time with them? if so how long on average?
>>704740807
more deed boodys
>>704742451
ever titty fucked a corpse OP? be honest.
>inb4 nice try amanda.
>>704743293
kek
how much do you get payed?
and how can i become a mortician?
Funniest story , also is the workplace dead or livly also creepeist story
>>704741140
Poor duck
>>704740807
what's the most surprising thing a dead body has done, or produced.
what's the most surprising thing you've found in one?
>>704742020
what kind of lizard is this?
>>704742516
Tits are fat, not flesh. They stay the same.
>>704741110
gb2 your mudhut, Mfume.
Do you ever get bodies that smell bad or have been rotting for a while?
>>704744051
dazza hed choppa
>>704744083
It's all flesh, if not bone. Do you mean muscle?
>>704743384
Not bad for where I live, I made $47,000 last year
>>704743480
Not as often as the movies tell you, by the time we get them that's all done
>>704743546
There's usually at least one other person down there with me all the time
>>704743949
Tough question. From time to time we'll get one that changes position a bit overnight but that's about it.
We've received a few suicides that were veterans of the most recent wars, so I've been surprised by how many prosthetic limbs we get
WTF? where is OP? be quicker faggot
op is kill?
>>704743689
so, go on
>>704740945
I hope the entities of those women rape the asshole of your soul in the afterlife for all eternity that's someone's daughter you fucking creep.
>>704744703
Was*
>>704744703
Every girl I've ever buttfucked was somebody's daughter too, so...
How do you deal with coffin births? Do you check the freshly dead pregnant womb?
How often do men get angel lust after the embalming fluid?
>>704742055
>>704741739
ANSWER THESE OP PLEASE.
We won't judge. We're all perverted in some way.
I strongly believe if I saw a kid (21 or younger) come into the morgue I'd have a mental breakdown. How do you do it?
>>704740945
/thread
>>704744926
Don't answer op leave them thirsty
>>704744703
Sounds like anon is jelly that a ideas bitch gets more attention than anon gets IRL.
>>704744960
People die, get the fuck over it
>>704742451
holy shit, I live in Honduras
>>704744909
>Angel lust
What's that? I'm scared to google it.
>>704740807
So did you expect yourself to be working with corpses when you were younger or did you just fail of becoming a surgeon, what´s the story anon?
also what do you do on your spare time when you aren´t seeing dead people?
I came here for sexy gore pics. Anyone help?
Do you wash the bodies?
What of the hair (private parts & head)? Do you shave it or shampoo it?
>>704745104
*dead, not "ideas">>704744703
>>704745080
Fuck you Carlton go dance in the corner.
How often do you and your co workers make puns about the way the people died? Like do you ever just go like "She'll never get ahead in life" because the body came in without a head?
>>704741380
I could only wish for a real cannibal to post here
>tfw you're infatuated with cannibalism, but will never have one love you
Fuck this cruel world:(
Whan is Lindsey Lohan and Hillary Clinton Scheduled for your table?
>>704745104
Good one?
>>704744960
Kills them himself so he already knows they're coming
>>704743308
>>704740945
>>704740807
hey OP pls answer my question
>>704744703
Guy probably has to touch titties to get them right in the funeral clothes.
>>704745125
You could just leave the thread instead of being a rude little prick
>>704745150
Dead man wood.
>>704744703
You do realize he probably has to, in a none creep way because bodies are dressed as per the family's wishes. So you know. Kill yourself you self-righteous dick.
Any pics OP?
>>704744960
well I had a cousin that died accidentally when I was a teenager so I guess on some level I came to terms with that before I started this profession, but those are definitely the ones that stick with you a lot longer than the old lady who died in her sleep at the nursing home
>>704740807
Specifically, wat do u do there?
Is it tough?
>>704741264
tell us more about this, please!
DISSECTED CHAN PART 2??
>>704745150
A death erection
>>704744606
The veterans men, that's so sad.
>>704745373
how low is your mental processing power to even get the idea I was rude
>>704740807
Thanks for honesty OP. Regardless, it is appreciated.
>>704745670
Not really.
How much of a nightmare is the morbidly obese to deal with?
>>704740807 (OP)
can you post nudes from dead girls? closeups not necessary but appreciated
I fucked my wife once. Cold and motionless like a corpse
What's a morgue?
did you ever have one tell you youre handsome
>>704742413
Under fucking rated
>>704740807
Pay Well?
>>704740807
How did she die?
>>704744703
what a fucking idiot.
>>704746193
where your mom will be when i invade your home and stab all individuals in it.
>>704746409
Who?
Please post the pictures you have of nude dead girls.
>>704745350
yeah or when they are preforming an autopsy then usually open the chest this would require titty touching
>>704740807
did she die?
>>704742451
>dude like 70% of bodies younger than 40 have tattoos, it's universal. Lots of Chinese characters, dumb barned wire and stuff like that. Saw a girl with "Daddys Girl" written above her pussy once.
This proves that people with tattoos die younger, less then 70% of the general population below 40 have tattoos
>>704744703
All eternity. Thats a lot of ass fucking for girls who have never experienced sticking a dick into anything
>>704741225
no that would imply I have a weak stomach
Ever got in temptation to fuck a dead girl? Or, even worse, ever got in temptation to fuck a dead kid?
Genuinenly curious.
>>704746924
I may be wrong but i think a mortician and a coroner are two different things. One cares how you died, the other makes you pretty for your viewing.
>>704746409
you are legitimately retarded
>>704745292
I will eat you. Whats your email
BUMP FOR PHOTOS
>>704745670
Kek, oh you're serious.
bump niggers
>>704746765
don´t care if bate, you sir are an idiot
>>704740807
If you get a promotion in the future
high access to anything and maybe allowed to work alone on the bodies
i'd say you'd make millions in good real life sex dolls just saying
Profit$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
True, selling real necrophilic videos would result in thousands of dollars, also a big fine if you get caught - not jail afaik though. Depends on the state.
BUMP NIGGERS
BUMPPP
>check trips
trips
bump for trips
>>704750123
>0123
>nigger
>>704750123
get real trips god dammit
>>704741169
really, it does.
>>704743120
go here: all the dead chicks you want, mostly real some staged.
http://www.lifeofdebauchery.com/gallery/index.php?cat=17451
>>704750788
Are there any videos?
bump
>>704743274
"That is why you hardly ever see necrophiliacs titty fucking."
"see necrophiliacs titty fucking."
where do you see necros ever?
>>704742102
Fucking Gold. Must be saved.
>>704744703
kek, white knighting dead chicks
>>704743283
i second this!
>>704745975
doesn't understand. because sheltered your whole life.
>>704747258
nah you right. coroner's role is to determine the cause of death.
