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>Be me
>28
>IT Support in a high school
>I'm in an IT office on my own all day when I'm not out fixing computers or showing teachers how to flick a power switch on.
>teachers send kids to me to get their passwords reset.
>This one 15 year old girl comes to me twice a week for the last couple of weeks.
>At first I just see them as kids, but she's hot as fuck and has giant titties.
>Today she walks in while I'm perving at her bikini pics on her facebook.
>sees the her facebook account open on my screen.
>smiles and pretends she didn't see shit.
>I start sweating, our school has a hardcore child protection policy. They got the police involved last week because some kid asked a girl to show him her pussy.
>She comes back about 3 hours later
>wants to know if I can help her with her assignments, at my place.
>I panicked and said I don't think that's appropriate.
>she says "I think it's appropriate", and looks at the teacher in the class through the office window.
>Then she sort of half sits on my desk with her leg spread a bit giving me a totally intention view of her twat (no panties)
>she smiles
>I say ok, I won't be back til about 9:30
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>She'll be here in 15 minutes.
>what do

pic unrelated/semi-related (she looks a bit like her but shorter and proper big tits.
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>>704729323
make sure she isn't trying to fuck you over. get an alibi for the night. then fuck her silly.
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tell her you're a faggot
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>>704729536

Don't do it, even if you fuck her brains out and repeat it every day for the next month, eventually she's gonna tell her friends and then you're fucksville.
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How'd the pussy look?
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>>704729899

pretty sweet

>>704729818
I know, but maybe it'd be worth it?
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>>704729323
fuck her silly and start looking for a new job, then move away and repeat until youre stuck somewhere in saudi arabia fucking a herd of goats
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>>704729323
>>Be me
>tfw bein me
>be me erry day all day
>tfw 100% me
>me
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>>704729323
there is no way this isnt going to completely ruin your life. you will lose your job, you will go to prison, and for the rest of your life you will be labeled a predator.

however if you think fucking her once or twice will be worth all that you're stupid enough to you wouldnt have much of a life anyway so go for it
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Set up a hidden camera. That way, if you don't do anything you'll have proof to get out of any trouble she tries to start. If you do fuck, you'll have a nice video.
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>>704729323

Looks like you're getting laid mate! Where in the UK are you?
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>>704729323
She wants something besides class help, and I don't mean your cock.

She's looking for something to blackmail either you or someone else and thinks you can get it for her.

All she has to do is flirt, maybe fuck you, and once you're there, there's nothing you can do...
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>>704730294
He fucks her once and he's in blackmail town till she's 18 (longer if she's a piece of shit)
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>>704729323
do it OP.
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>>704730256
i prefer the file name
>pranking dad.gif
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atleast post the nudes OP
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Ask her to read this post with you after she enters your room.
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>>704730088
Prison won't be, but roll the dice my friend.
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>>704730088
If it were on your terms, maybe.

These are not your terms.
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>>704730337
This.
Also hold back for as long as possible just for fun. Either she loses the will to do it or it makes her work harder for it
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Have fun beeing raped in prison. It's like the only rule. NO PEDOS.
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You might already be fucked, buddy. Even if you do the right thing here, she's a teenage girl with what are probably serious self-esteem issues, even letting her down lightly might bruise her ego and cause her to create drama that will get you knee deep in shit regardless of the fact that you didn't do anything wrong.

I don't want to scare you, bro, I'm just looking at this realistically. Bitches are crazy.
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>>704729323

I take it you're in the USA on the East Coast.

Don't fucking do it. Those little cunts will do this to guys to set them up and watch you burn for life for the lulz. There's only one recourse you have at this point and that is to report it immediately.

>b-but no one will know

You idiot. You've already been seen together, she's probably already told all of her cunt girlfriends to tune in, and at this point EVEN IF YOU DO NOTHING it is her word against yours and guess who goes to jail.

You're playing with fucking fire. Report the incident right now. If you want more help let me know your jurisdiction.
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>>704730088
Virgin pussies taste sweet, for real.
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>>704730671
>>704730370
>>704730365
>>704730294
>>704729818


What the fuck is wrong with you people? You have no business being on /b/ with that attitude.
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OP here
>14 minutes later
>V& van arrives
>I was playing LoL, pretty hard and fast gaye player
>headteach bursts in with riot squid
>speghetti so hetti
>Hetty also walks and says Omegel my jeegle
>fuckit.m4v
>i attempt riot raebenis whilst screaming
>tfw dead from boolets
>motherfather
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>>704730671
The fuck would you know about prison, you little shit?
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>>704730875
Maybe blackmail town's a good thing
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>>704729323
post fb photos
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but the real question is...

WHEN OP WILL BE HERE?!
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>>704730789

OP, don't listen to this retard who can't even work out a timezone properly.

Give her a good fucking. Offer her weed and booze if you need to bribe her into keeping quiet. There's no way this can go wrong if you play it smart.
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Yeah don't do this. She's setting you up. You will fuck your entire life over for 15 minutes. Don't do this.
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>>704730625
>>704730459

ok, point taken. I could always just rub one out and the desire would be gone.

>>704730647
theres still a chance that she actually does just want me to do her assignment for her.
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>>704730961
Post 'em
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>>704730088
Also, she is going to tell her friends, obviously, the like to share stuff with friends to make them think they are better.
I am experienced friendzoned guy.
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>>704730902
I questioned it because how the fuck does she know where you live? Good to see we have another faggot OP.
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get really liquored OP (the both of you) they cant legally charge you with something like that if you're heavily intoxicated. you weren't in the right state of mind. make sure you come forward with this tho right away
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>>704730775

This.

OP has a big problem on his hands and doesn't even realize it.

Or we're all being trolled by someone writing part of his magnum opus.
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>>704729323
This is something that is never kept a secret. Trust me.
I'm speaking from experience.
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>>704730813

You think this little whore is a virgin?

God I thought summer was over.
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>>704729323
just go jerk off in the head. then reassess. if this pussy is worth giving up your life and freedom for then whatever. pound it.
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>>704731038
agreed
>>704731079
relax, im not gonna do shit, except maybe help her with her assignment.

She's she tries to sexy tiem I'll cool it off.
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Believe me, it's not worth it - I'm sure you're cute enough to find someone good lookin without breaking the law
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Hgjf m xjgzjtz
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>>704729323
Do you have the 4 year standard IT degree or a CS degree? Also pic related is you if you fuck her.
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>>704730902

but how was the wergenmeisters to put it in tho?
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>>704730875
srsly, when she decides to tell her friends, and he gets arrested and put in jail for pedo shit he will be fucked. Jail isn't that bad, but beeing a pedo in jail is bad.

Once we got a dude that fucked a minor in our wing and boy did he get fucked up.

Also never belive anything you see on /b/. Exept for my post, this shit legit.
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>>704731069
>they cant legally charge you with something like that if you're heavily intoxicated

w-what?
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>>704730789
You Amerifags are so egocentric. Always think it's in your shitty country because your too dumb to understand other countries, much better countries exist too. Work out the time zones you fat Americuck.
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>>704731022
What's this so-called assignment?
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>>704731282
computer science

also, to whoever asked, im uk fag from lancashire.

also, she's here, bbl
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>>704731022
You'll do her assignment, then she'll tell everyone you raped her. She'll get an A on her assignment and you'll be in prison. Win/win!
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>>704731069
You are some kind of fool
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Pics of the girl?
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>>704729323
If the time comes, pound that shit and post results, be sure to blackmail her so she doesn't talk
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>>704731212
I agree
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Suck her dick
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don't get caught?
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>>704731466
Ah, there's the /b/ I know and love
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Move to Sweden. 15 is the legal age here. You can 15 year olds for the rest of your life. you just have to dingle your car keys in front of them and tell them you live in your own apartment
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record all how you don't let her fuck you (it sounds really like a faggotry but..) with a hidden camera, and if she wants to fuck your entire life with her "drama" you will have proves
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>>704731407
This.
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OP is out of our hands now, godspeed
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>>704729323
Have a Good Fuck
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>>704731397
UK? She's legal in a fucking year dude, just hold it in your pants
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gonna have to off her OP. only option
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Oh shit, Kevin, what the actual fuck
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>>704731266
im a teacher, just the fact that you have her over to your house is grounds for bad shit.
also i think u are full of shit or really stupid. This shit doesnt happen.
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>>704731466
dubs don't lie
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>>704731397
>England
Isn't the age of consent there like 15 anyway? Or is it 16 now?

If she's of age, then sure go for it. Otherwise fucking don't do it OP. Believe me, I understand how enticing teenage pussy is but ruining your life for a few minutes of slightly-better-than-normal sex is obviously not worth it and you'd regret it for the rest of your life. America and the UK are both psychotic when it comes to breaking age of consent laws.

It is, literally, better to murder someone than have sex with an underage girl. You will spend less time in prison, you won't be hated when you get out, you won't be forced to register on a for-life list that makes you a target for harassment, assault, and being murdered.
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>>704731545
yeah, no-one normal will move to Sweden to fuck some girls 1 year younger than other countries like the UK. Anyway, they've all got HIV from muslim rapists so have fun.
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Fuck her brains out and tell us how it goes.
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>>704731545
Oh fuck... How hard is it to get Swedish citizenship? I'm not a somalian or a muslim, just a white guy, so this is important.
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Slip her a roofie and she won't remember a thing
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>>704729323
Complete her assignments.
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>>704731914
Girls are already ruined by the time they turn 16. We should all move to turkey where the age is 12
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What's going on in here?
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>perving on her fb pics
>doesnt post fb pics

Wtaf.
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>>704731940
they are all muslim somali shit skins anyway now. don't even bother.
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>>704732140
>but shitskins
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>>704732152
keked
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>>704732080
this.
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>>704730875
>muh /b/!
>muh edge!
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>>704732193
Where did the perfect pale skin blond girls go? They must be somewhere.
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>>704731914
Your kidding right? In Sweden every retard gets a citizenship card in their cereal box. Kidding aside, they literaly throw citizenship cards at anyone moving here legally
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>>704731940
its 15 for plp in an simmilar agerange or as a "romeo and juliete law" thingy. But they are allowed too consent tho and if your not like 30+ you could probbably do it without too much problems asloong as you dont try to groom her and shit
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>>704732389
Iceland.
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>>704731397
>>>704731282
>computer science
>also, to whoever asked, im uk fag from lancashire.
>also, she's here, bbl
>>704731397
I'm in Blackburn, whereabouts in Lancashire are you?
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OP is clearly lying. You faggots will literally believe anything.
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>>704730902
This isnt op you retards
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>>704732490
Really? My cousin went to Chalmers in Sweden and couldn't get citizenship despite having a master's degree in physics.

>>704732551
Well, what is your actual age of consent then? I'm not interested in "yeah it's almost legal", I want to be free and clear of prison for arbitrarily defined age of consent laws.

>>704732558
But isn't that a cold place?
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>>704732733
It'a fun to pretend
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>>704729323
I wouldn't know either tbh, but you'll defo end up in jail if you fuck her teenagers can't keep their mouths shut
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>>704732819
The age of consent in Sweden is 15, as specified by the Swedish Penal Code, Chapter 6 (On Sexual Crimes). The age of fifteen is referred to several times, for example in Section 4, which reads: "A person who has sexual intercourse with a child under fifteen years of age or who with such a child carries out another sexual act that, having regard to the nature of the violation and the circumstances in general, is comparable to sexual intercourse, shall be sentenced for rape of a child to imprisonment for at least two and at most six years."
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>>704732558
there's one really cute girl that works in the tourist info in Reykjavik. blonde, awesome freckles and big tits.
just sayin
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>>704732733

No shit - that's why I'm the guy in this thread egging him on rather than offering proper advice about how he's going to end up in prison.
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>>704729323
it's 20 minutes since your date started - how's the not doing sexy with the 15 yo child?

Do you have access to your schools internet access logs? delete your Facebook page views and then make the kid prove you did something wrong, if you're lucky you've learnt a valuable life lesson.
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/b/rad related
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>>704732805
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>>704732819

Good news

The Swedish age of consent also applies if the act takes place outside Sweden but the elder person later goes to Sweden. The elder person doesn't have to be a Swedish citizen or resident, but could be a tourist on a temporary visit. This is regardless of the age of consent in the country where the act took place.

Just search for swedish legal age
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>>704729323
>Alone in the office
>Creep on her facebook
>School has nazi policy on cp
>You creep on her fb profile
>She comes in
And you're telling me you don't have your monitor in such position nobody sees what is on it when they enter your office and you don't hit alt+tab or alt+f4 or close the window with mouse click fast enough that nobody gets to see it?

FAKE, fuck off you fuckin virgin. Nice fantasies, now go jerk to loli and insert buttpligs in your asshole
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>>704729323

You said it yourself, if they really have that hardcore child protection shit going you are in for some trouble down the road.
Even if you get to fuck that sweet teenage pussy, inevitable something is going to go terribly wrong and you end up as the almost 30 year old computer guy who raped a teenager.
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>>704732733
>i'm the only one who can tell that this thread is pure fantasy, look how cool i am

fuck off man. everyone knows it's fake, nobody but you and shitstains like you care. do you go to movies and point out how the shit on the screen isn't true?
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>>704733212
faggot
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You've been in a room alone with her so if she was going to mess over you she's got you already.. Fuck her and stop worrying as the majority of these things never cause problems at all. Besides, it sounds like she's doing the principal already
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>>704731178
In my country she would 50% be virgin 50% fucked at least 2 to 4 guys already.
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>>704733347
yes, what u need?
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>>704733017
>at most six years.
well... shit. is there an implied, 'but you get murdered in prison' like there is in the US?
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>>704733324
Weren't you told you're adopted and your mom has to blow refugees for social welfare?
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>>704733347
u mad, summer?
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>>704733300
feel better faggot?
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>>704733627
No u
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>>704729323
TFW I can tell you're British just because of some of the language you used
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>>704733300
Trip dubs has spoken the truth.
Checked
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>>704729323
> what do

Stop making up shit on the internet for starters.
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>>704729797
underrated advice
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>>704732733

I see you're new. From Reddit, perhaps?

Lurk moar.
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>>704733660
Yes, yes i do, now go insert loli butplug in asshole
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It was not a legend, some people really think with their dick.
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>>704733755
>You're new
>You're
Your>>704733755
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>>704733572
>refugees
i love that eurofucks have adopted refugee as their version of nigger. really helps sort out the 12 year olds whose parents don't give enough of a fuck to keep them off /b
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>>704733509
Prison if you fuck girls under 15.

Check documentaries on youtube on swdish prisons. No one dies in prison. You have cable tv and sometimes a personal computer. The food budget for inmates is higher than for school children. Its boring but safe. But just stay at 15 and your fine
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>>704733962
Ok sorry, your mom blows niggers. Is this ok now?
Geez, some people
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>>704733898
ummm, should somebody tell him?
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>>704733300

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Congrats on getting the most basic premise of the board, buddy.
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>>704734172
Let him be. His life is a lie anyway
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>>704733755
chekt
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>>704734209
Well sorry for not getting wood from a shit tier story of a faggot beta dreaming nailing cp and convincing people it's ok. At least make the story right you fucktard and not everything here is fictional newfag
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>>704734078
was ok before. zero fucks given where you're from; i hate all children equally.

and that's how you beat racism
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>>704734255
keked
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>>704730294
>implying
My gfs best friend lost it to a teacher and he's still working 7 years later. Go for it op
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>>704733135
He's pretty fucking hot.
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>>704734499
Fuck, maybe i should become a teacher
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>>704734477
Dunno why my location has anything to do with the fact that your mom blows sand niggers. Btw i started with xenophobia on refugees and you started with racism when you dropped the nigger bomb.
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Post her FB pics lol what are you doing cunt
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All teenage girls cannot keep a secret.
You're fucked OP. RIP
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stop dreaming...
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Go ahead, through your life away with statutory rape charges on a minor. Totally worth the pussy.
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>>704734690
Dude was fresh out of university but yeah, he also got nudes from several other girls. Kind of jealous of the fucker
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>>704734711
>Oh nooooo racism! How could this happen?!
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
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>>704731069
I didn't think it was possible to be this stupid, but you faggots keep proving me wrong
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>>704734897
>op does this
>gets doxxed and arrested
I don't think anyone is enough of a retard to do it
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>>704733898
You are = You're
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>>704733984
Swedish prisons are like hotels in the US You can't even compare the two.
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I have an opportunity to fuck my sisters 15 yr old friend and 16 is legal here, im 18, should i do it?
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Just do it OP. Kids these days are different, they're smarter and grow up quick.

Pic related. I challenge anyone to guess her age correctly.
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>>704735155
Hehe faggot triggered
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>>704735212
Is she worth it? Like, how hot is this slut?
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>>704734987
maybe you should go back to redd1t. i was clearly (not anymore obviously) trying to get him in trouble
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>>704735283
77 year old south korean
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>>704735283
Im guessing 12
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>>704729323
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>>704735339
Like ops pic related but with smaller tits
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>>704735283
4. Max 4 and a half.
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>>704735284
Couldn't help myself.
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>>704735283
16
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>>704735487
lol, the E doesn't even make a sound. wouldn't that just be like saying fake and then pausing after?
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>>704735283
Old enough
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Do it fgt
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>>704735665
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>704735491
You're 18 right? That could end up costing you a whole lot. Id wait til her birthday, honestly.
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>>704735192
Whatabout Norway? That guy murdered fucking hundreds of SJWs and gets to spend his minimum sentence in a luxury prison. He will come out totally rehabilitated in a couple of years according to the leftist cucks standards they have hoist with their own petard.

Pretty sure he will see the pussy treatment he gets as further evidence for his agenda against cultural marxist scum.

Genius.
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>>704735665
That's some good shit you're smoking there Annon.
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>>704731069
What the fuck kind of backwater third world hell do you live in where getting both you and a MINOR hammered actually ABSOLVES you?
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>>704729323
Dude, I was in the almost same situation! But in my country is okay to fuck a under 18, consensual sex is 14 ! :D! My advice is be sure what you are getting into! If this girl just want to fuck around and is cool with sex and so go ahead! Otherwise don't do it!

If you act like a beta maybe she going to want to take advantage with you! So a text with her to be sure of the consensual sex!
Don't film her or take pics or accept photos of her! Even if is okay to fuck some underage is illegal to have any material!
I still fucking this 15 years chick that I meet! She's cool and already have a lot experience! And we are almost dating!

Is commom to older men date younger girls like this! In the interior is also even commom!

I'm also 28!

If you think this going to cause problems don't do it man, there less complicated pussys around! You be fine anon!
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>>704735450
>>704735455
>>704735572
>>704735666
All wrong. Also checked.

14.
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Op report, its been more than you can last in a teen pussy anyway
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>>704733135
#ShaveBalls
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>>704736052
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>>704735910
Yeah, ig, im kinda fine with showing my dick to girls on kik for now anyway
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>>704736334
Pretty sure he said he is an offline predetor
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>>704733135
He looks like one of those people with one side of their face mirrored or those bullshit facecam filters that do the same thing.

Plus retarded.
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>>704736453
Thanks Cpt.O
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Obvious fucking lie, your it support, your most likely not a fucking rtard.
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Asking for full op report please.
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>>704736334
>a online
FOR FUCK SAKE, IT'S "AN", AN ONLINE PREDATOR
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>>704734711
You're right, we should bomb the niggers
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>>704736709
faggot
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>>704736658
> IT support
> not fucking retarded
Pick one
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OPはどこだ?
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>>704736052
Haha this guy is totally a Muslim migrant
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>>704729323
She's gonna tell a friend, the friend will tell the school
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>>704736944
Checked

Also, id rather be a faggot than fucking illiterate .
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>>704730363
did he say he was
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50 minutes now???!!!!
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>>704737465
the van doesn't have wifi... op can't update until after he's been processed
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>>704734908
Unless they have no friends :((((((
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God op is just doing the assignment clearly
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Op has abandoned us, he's in jail now
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>>704736334
Not like that! First time in my life that I date someone so young! Usually I don't get attracted to girls under 20 and so, but she has my height and is very hot, and is super cool doesn't appear or act like a child at all! She is the best friend of af a female friend of mine, and this girl introduced ourselves! Is not like I'm hidding that I'm fucking this girl, even my mom already saw me with her and so! Other country, other mentality, other reality!
:p
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>>704737586
>he's been processed
kek
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SHAVE BALLS Brad.
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>>704737070
Not Muslim, not immigrant!
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OP, this is the stuff of dreams

HOWEVER

She is 15, not mentally all there rushing hormones, dumb and such. This will end your career. If you are absolutely certain this is 100% safe go for it, but tell her to keep her phone at home so they can't track her GPS history or some shit or she can't take pictures.

Also get yourself a real tight alibi.

Good luck OP
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>>704737909
What country?
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>>704737683
fucking hell go back hunting to 9gag
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>>704738056
Brazil
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>>704729797
Severely underrated advice
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>>704738055
>end his career
what in IT at some highschool? he probly makes like 30-35k a year.... Canadian
who cares
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>>704729323
You only live once. So fuck the cunt.
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>>704732612
Looks like we got a load of paki Rotherham style Mirpuri child rapists setting up a cabal right here on 4chan. These just work in IT instead of Taxis and Kebab shops.
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>>704738351
Regardless it's still a career, and if he gets busted it will be fucked forever
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>>704729323
Also, if she have a protector father, brother or friend take extra care! If someone end up thinking that you are taking advantage of her you could end up badly! So be careful!
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put the dick and balls inside her.
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>>704739996
Also lick her asshole! She'll love it! Protip!
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>>704740211
I'm guessing english isn't your first language, so just so you know, putting an exclamation mark at the end of all of your sentences makes you sound retarded.
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>>704740503
Okay! Thank you very much! It appreciated well!
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chris hansen probly showed up at OP's door
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>>704737683
What country?
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>>704738299
Makes sense, Brazilian women are the shit
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>>704741078
-the
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>>704730088
DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
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Op, if it comes out... And it will come out, you can read about yourself in the newspaper. Can you imagine the headline? Especially from your shitty newspapers you have in England...
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>>704733135
LA Beast here
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>>704741078
Depends of the region you are. Some places the people are more annoying. Other they only worry about sex, other about work. Some places there're polite and aducated, and some places the opposite.... is a fucking big country! All kind of people and culture!
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>>704738299
Que desgraça
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>>704729323
The only thing I was concerned with from reading this post was how you can tell how tall the girl in the picture is based on a face shot?
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>>704729323
If you didnt know the fbi has a team that watches this site all day. this is either bait to get the real pedos or they are tracking your ip right now. so nice job feds real to catch a predictor type shit right here or good game m8 you fucked up should have kicked the kid out of your office.
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>>704742819
im sure they do
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>>704729323
Of all the things that have never happened this has never happened the most anon
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>>704732389
hidden in shitskins basement
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>>704742240
but where can we fuck the most
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This is so nice
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>>704744542
Pay a prostitute....less trouble
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>>704744542
Nowhere, every region has it's own characteristics for this manner!
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>>704737438
no but i cant imagine anybody but the english referring to a vagina as a twat
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>>704731842
>Or is it 16 now?
has been 16 for easily 100 years or so
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>>704729323
Are you a good looking guy? Be honest..."early bloomers" get cock thrown at them from all angles before they're even old enough to know what it is, if you're not top-tier then she's fucking with you, 'cause believe me she's had better offers...
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>>704736561
you sound a little jealous
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>>704729323
get pics op share
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Oh hello there ! This thread is really awesome. What if we met IRL guys ? This could be really fun right ! Tell me where you live so we could meet in a friendly way.
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