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celeb fap thread
>>704673616
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>>704673744
new thread here
>>704673827
Why a new thread?
![my-so-called-life-claire-danes-bess-armstrong-dvdbash-wordpress[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gYb2Xej.jpg "my-so-called-life-claire-danes-bess-armstrong-dvdbash-wordpress[1].jpg")
>>704673308
My favorite female costume I own is an oldie from when I was a teenager: a dress worn by Claire Danes in "My So-Called Life."
My favorite male costume is a uniform worn by a guy named Gil Gerard in the show "Buck Rogers," which was on when I was a little kid.
My favorite pornstar item is a Wonder Woman costume fucked-in by Chanel Preston...
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>>704673912
M-My m-mistress w-went t-to visit her p-poor s-sick m-mother t-tonight... She s-said she w-wanted t-to be alone: no m-me...
>>704673863
who? also everyone post more g
>fapping to nonnude pics
>fapping to celebs
>fapping to nonnude pics of celebs
>>704673995
Olivia Wilde
http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/20/emma-watson-leaked-photos-taken-down-legal-threat/
So Emma Watsons photo was leaked. anybody has them? they were up on celeb jihad before she got them taken away
>>704674025
its easy not being gay
>>704673738
>>704673616
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>>704673862
I would sell my soul to smell her armpits
>>704674126
that dress is fucking shit... looks like saggy boobs
>>704674170
No tits. This is not a woman
![WonderWoman2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8PU21hx.jpg "WonderWoman2[1].jpg")
>>704673948
Here's Chanel Preston in the Wonder Woman costume--it's still got small spots of like 5 guys' cumstains on it from the blowbang scene in "Justice League of Pornstar Heroes." She wore it in that & "Wonder Woman Interactive," a POV movie.
>>704674116
This
>>704674267
They look good to me.
>>704674279
hey faggot she doesnt push them up shes a 32b
http://imgur.com/a/4Q7EH
>caring about tits over legs and face and everything
qt
![Scream-Queens-el-placer-culpable-definitivo_landscape[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gx4YfvL.jpg "Scream-Queens-el-placer-culpable-definitivo_landscape[1].jpg")
>>704674116
>http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/20/emma-watson-leaked-photos-taken-down-legal-threat/
God, what wouldn't I do for a new Fappening!?!
>>704674485
Cute freckles. No makeup doesn't bother me--real is good...
>>704674116
We need to find it. It's the internet It must be around.
>>704674522
I know right... but seeing as these pics where up for a while somebody must have them
>>704674142
I-I think m-my m-mistress Natalie Portman i-is a-a very d-dirty w-woman... I-I'm s-sorry t-to s-say this b-because I-I w-would prefer she w-was v-virtuous...
>>704674678
i love her freckles i wish she showed them more
>>704674485
who is she? i want to make out with her
>>704674806
emma charlotte duerre watson
where they at?
>>704674926
I know someone's got em. they better post or else!
i fear that time has taken katy perry and reduced any potential nudes to 'meh, cant fap' status.
gravity is an unforgiving mistress
time to find another chesty pop starlet to stalk
>>704674768
I-It i-is n-not s-something I-I l-like t-to talk about... B-But I-I w-will s-say she l-likes all s-sorts o-of d-dirty stuff... She a-asked m-me t-to d-do s-some o-of it and af-after I-I almost fainted I-I felt l-like puking m-my d-dinner out...
>>704674926
>>704675007
lurk more
>>704673702
Who the hell is this ugly dyke?
>>704674485
>>704674678
http://imgur.com/a/W50Wd
>>704675017
I-I g-guess I-I'm a-a l-lucky m-man f-for having her... I-I think m-many m-men w-want a-a beautiful g-girl l-like h-her who also h-h-happens t-to be l-lewd...
>>704673758
Anyone have the pics were you can see her bush shes in a bikini
![45-poster3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ugEoW0F.jpg "45-poster3[1].jpg")
>>704674944
>http://imgur.com/a/4Q7EH
This is going to sound really gross to some of you, but I once ate one of Milla Jovovich's pubic hairs. I found it stuck in the crotch of a snap-under bodysuit I bought that she wore in a movie called .45.
I thought to myself, "Wow, that's got to be Milla's pubic hair!But what should I do with it?" So, I just ate it. No reason...
>>704675362
>>704675048
The fuck you mean lurk more? They're new. The article was posted today.
![melissa-benoist-gets-supergirl-set-visit-from-husband-blake-jenner-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DWtlPc9.jpg "melissa-benoist-gets-supergirl-set-visit-from-husband-blake-jenner-01[1].jpg")
>>704675104
Oh, now she's a dirty fucking glorious whore. Her hardcore Fappening pics were NICE...
Supergirl's a slut. ;)
>>704675538
happened more than a week ago maybe two weeks ago
>>704675538
Cant believe people are not on this shit. we need to see them
>>704675545
Yeah she is
![4WdSDZY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8aG3vIy.jpg "4WdSDZY[1].jpg")
>>704675175
>http://imgur.com/a/W50Wd
God; I'd lick every freckle one-by-one...
>>704675347
I-I try t-to k-keep a-a suitable d-distance fr-from h-her though.. She's mine b-but that d-doesn't mean I-I have t-to like h-her...
>>704673702
she went from a 10/10 girl with long hair to a 12 year old boy
>>704675625
Then someone must have them.
>>704675630
Yeah.
>>704675667
me too fam
>>704674926
cant find shit WTF
>>704675837
I've resorted to using Tor, I just need to find a celeb archive or something. Know one?
>>704675773
>>704675946
>>704675837
there are two they are posted all the time
>>704675946
just check the hidden wiki. that shit gets updated fast.
>>704675743
H-Having h-her i-is n-nice I-I-I won't deny b-but m-my heart c-can't be all hers: the simple f-fact i-is she l-loves m-me w-way m-more than I-I do t-to her... A-And y-you know w-woman; this o-often d-doesn't f-fit w-well f-for h-her... N-No d-doubt m-many a-a tear shed in s-secret b-by h-her because o-of it...
>>704675984
All the time? show me then. cant find them anywhere
>>704675763
she said she personally felt sexier. she grew it back that was years ago
Laura Marano from the emmys ..either she got her tits done or has a good push up .The whore make up gives it a nice porn quality
>>704676118
Emma wouldnt want me to post them ask tomorrow and someone will
>>704676032
S-Sometimes I-I f-feel I-I should h-have d-dawned m-my f-fisherman's c-cape when th-thinking a-about a-all the l-lies and deceits b-by m-me spread and h-her f-fed...
>>704676196
loool. lets see them man
>>704676118
>>704676295
fucking idiot
![2893383209_1_23_I4N9rTUv[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vOBhSsG.png "2893383209_1_23_I4N9rTUv[1].png")
>>704676110
>Lea Seydoux
Her tits are OF...THE...GODS...
She did lots of pics for American Apparel that're clothed but sexy, & some see-through stuff for them...
>>704676267
>>704676267
I'm not that guy you're talking to, but this is the only new pics of her I've seen.
1/2
>>704676333
that is a poor shoop although watson is confirmed trap
>>704676399
x-ray version
>>704676440
--------->
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>>704676333
sorry bb i luv u
>>704676459
Forest Whitaker tits!
>>704676522
anyone who likes emma knows her tits were slightly lopsided shes worn see through before
>>704676399
Thanks dude. was hoping it was a bit more skin than that tho
![Blake-Lively-before-and-after-boob-job-surgery[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gtVaWou.jpg "Blake-Lively-before-and-after-boob-job-surgery[1].jpg")
>>704676159
They remind me of Blake Lively's enhanced jubblies...
>>704676214
A-Anyways she's t-too m-much o-of a-an asset t-to throw away f-for n-nothing... I-I w-will m-make s-sure I-I use h-her w-well... I-I know I-I d-don't h-have w-wealth, f-fame or beauty l-like h-her... M-My j-job i-in this l-life t-to u-use h-her f-for s-support: I-I know she doesn't l-like i-it b-but I-I'm j-just a-a dude who's trying h-his b-best t-to survive...
>>704676459
can you please do more xray i cant see her bones
>>704676584
they arent private leaks they are clearly photos of her outfit, she does that a lot. they are from 2014. theres another one
>>704675362
>didn't realize some other sweaty perv wore Milla's costume, wanked in it, then got ashamed of himself and sold it forward.. leaving his pubes in the layers.
>>704676399
>>704676459
Shes got dumb tits.
What the fuck. Hopefully they both grow in some more. Shits gotta suck having wonky boobs.
>>704676661
another one?
please sir <3
>>704676399
Amazing.
>>704676629
Think a-about th-this g-grand and glorious b-beauty b-being ravaged and u-used a-as a p-piggy b-bank b-by this d-dark m-merciless m-monster who c-cares n-nothing f-for h-her f-feelings b-but j-just w-wants t-to drain h-her dry o-of every a-asset she's g-got...
>>704676697
kys have you ever seen tits irl
>>704676792
>>704676622
![32E1073100000578-3525463-Beach_babe_Ariel_Winter_was_far_from_her_geeky_TV_persona_as_she-m-28_1459941456915[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xu8ZJzd.jpg "32E1073100000578-3525463-Beach_babe_Ariel_Winter_was_far_from_her_geeky_TV_persona_as_she-m-28_1459941456915[1].jpg")
Despite her sacrilegious breast reduction, I still love Ariel Winter...
I do miss her even-more-gigantic boobage, though...
>>704673720
Imagine all the people around her looking at her video herself flopping and pissing around and thinking: "what a fucking self righteous piece of celebrity obsessed filth, but id fuck that thing in a heartbeat."
>>704676629
oh no not you
>>704676693
Oh, I totally wouldn't have eaten that pubic hair if I weren't the first one to buy her costume from the bulk studio retailer. I suppose it's possible that I ate some perverted costume director's pubic hair, but hey, that's the chance you take... ;)
>>704676836
I-I-I'm n-not s-such a-a b-bad g-guy d-doe... J-Just m-misunderstood... Anyways she l-loves m-me l-like a-a little b-bunny r-rabbit and I-I know a-a thousand d-different w-ways into h-her open heart and h-how t-to g-get wh-what I-I want from h-h-her...
>>704676894
Kek, yes i have. Some are bigger than the other sometimes, but ive never seen crooked nipples in person.
see
>>704677091
you could've held on to it and cloned yourself either a perverted costume director or a Milla Jovovich when they start selling DNA splicers and bio-reactors.
>>704676894
Also, fuck you cunt. Kill yourself, not my fault your dumb little waifu has retarded titties.
>>704677120
J-Just thinking a-about a-all the w-ways she l-loves m-me and a-all the capabilities I-I c-can extract fr-from this f-feeling m-makes m-me sm-smile a-a few t-times throughout the d-day...
>>704676595
>enhanced
She had kids moron
>>704677286
>>704677209
its your fault youre literally nine years behind the game
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>>704677089
Love to tongue that asshole, look at them wobbly cheeks, hhnnngngggg
![081415-ap-ariel-winter-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NGefETb.jpg "081415-ap-ariel-winter-01[1].jpg")
>>704677089
Love...every...inch...
>>704677305
Oh why don't you just go away
>>704677305
I-I w-wish a-all m-men c-could have a-a wonderful m-mistress l-like this but I-I know beauties l-like h-her a-are a scarcity...
>>704677353
I dont even like emma watson. She looks like Richard Dawkins with crooked titties.
>>704673616
not enough gusset shots on /b/ nowadays.
that one is very fetching.
![Blake-Lively-Plastic-Surgery-Before-and-After-nose-job[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HuCwL4W.jpg "Blake-Lively-Plastic-Surgery-Before-and-After-nose-job[1].jpg")
>>704677341
Dude, she got breast implants at 16 years old, right before she did the first Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
She got a nosejob right after, making STP1 the only movie featuring her real nose...
>>704677441
>>704677440
I-I h-hope I-I have n-not o-offend y-you g-good s-sir.. I-I know m-my m-mistress i-is v-very desired b-by m-many...
s
>>704677466
Dude what?
>>704676719
>>704676807
>>704677625
Hes memeing and faceblind
here ya go... Xray at will
What the hell happened to eat.awiki.org/cel/ ?
>>704677625
Not my fault.
Truth can fuck your boner up sometimes
>>704677440
Don't respond to him! He wants that!
>>704677677
Someone xray this
>>704677834
you are legitimately retarded. the lips and nose are shopped and thats an old as picture......dude smirking DUDE SMIRK
>>704673702
>>704673736
>>704673779
looks nothing like him , how does it feel being a retard who falls for an internet meme
>>704677834
Hahahahaha you dumbfuck she looks like helena bonham carter
>>704678252
>>704678272
>>704678352
>>704673702
Good lord, pretty! <333
![ApGQRxb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pjrOp0D.jpg "ApGQRxb[1].jpg")
JESUS CHRIST...
>>704678435
Right? heres that pic morphed with helena bonham carter >>704678447
>>704678447
>>704678549
>>704678128
>>704678252
>>704678272
>>704678352
Collective butthurt is palpable.
Get as frustrated as you want, shes average and her tits are crooked.
Call shoop da woop all you want all i see is your opinions. Show me some proof.
>>704678678
>>704678577
first day on the internet or what she looks like helena bonham carter
>>704673702
she looks nothing like him and you are actually fucking stupid if you cant tell the mouth is shopped tippy top kek
hurrrr durrr richard dawkins
>>704678897
Yeah....
Check that side profile.
>>704679055
>>704675647
>http://imgur.com/a/W50Wd
wow pictures during sex, what a slut
>>704679129
Exactly. Two completely different facial structures. They look nothing alike.
Her smirk(dimples, laugh lines) look EXACTLY like that in every picture of her with that type of look.
>>704679249
Slut can be meant as a compliment. She's a GLORIOUS fucking slut... ;)
>>704679273
one is 20 years older than the other, no shit they dont look exactly alike, im nit comparing their profile other emmas profile is perfect. they look similar. i just morphed two random pics and came up with this and you can see emma and hbc in this.
>>704679303
![Aly_Raisman_ESPN_Magazine___20_July_2015_Body_Issue_70a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XateGqM.jpg "Aly_Raisman_ESPN_Magazine___20_July_2015_Body_Issue_70a[1].jpg")
>>704679303
Aly Raisman was magnificent in ESPN's Body Issue.
>>704673758
Damn her titties are getting bigger
>>704679451
>>704679273
they both have strong bone structure
>>704679622
>>704679557
I agree
>>704674926
WHO HAS THEM
so fucking cute
>>704679808
Refer to >>704676399
>>704675362
Dude what
>>704679451
>>704675680
Sawse?
>>704679622
Yeah they instantly got bigger by some strange voodoo.
>>704679451
Look here at these pictures
>>704679936
perks of being a wallflower
>>704679919
Dude smirking Dude humans
>>704679552
>>704677192
Hell yeah brother!
![Milla-Jovovich-milla-jovovich-148782_1424_1920[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B6euIeS.jpg "Milla-Jovovich-milla-jovovich-148782_1424_1920[1].jpg")
>>704679881
Yep. I ate the stray pubic hair off the crotch of one of Milla Jovovich's movie costumes.
And I don't apologize for it. ;)
>>704679962
ive seen tens thousands of pictures of her that dont ever remind me of that though. i think that picture is from 2005 or something. get over it
>>704680051
Changes nothing. Do your little blending shit with pictures of them.
>>704677768
This is depressing
>>704680112
Thats just like... your opinion, man.
You get over it. I dont have a problem. You have been defending this average ass woman for an hour.
>>704680128
Go pretend its 2005 elsewhere
>>704680211
>doesnt have a problem
>going on the entire thread about someone he doesnt like
my sides.. ill stop if you dont reply
![After-SAG-Awards-Modern-Family-Ariel-Winter-Sofia-Vergara-linked-up-Weinstein-Company-Netflix-afterparty[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RoVrl1c.jpg "After-SAG-Awards-Modern-Family-Ariel-Winter-Sofia-Vergara-linked-up-Weinstein-Company-Netflix-afterparty[1].jpg")
>>704680171
I know. They were so much bigger & happier, like Sofia Vergara's, before that damn breast reduction...
>>704679810
God damn she's so fucking cute
![49E[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YM9R0m.jpg "49E[1].jpg")
>>704680320
Here's a toast to the Ariel Winter boobs that once were...
>>704680276
Stop if you want dude. This all started because i said she had dumb tits. I stand by my statement. Regardless of whether she looks like helena, she looks like richard dawkins too.
>>704680078
You're a monster Mayne
This thread is autism.
>>704680276
Do you not know what derailing a thread is newfaggot?
Trolling trolls trolling trolls that are trolling.
>>704680534
Not him she has great tits and literally all of that is your opinions like everything in this world is for everyone
>>704680665
Fuck off newfaggerino
>>704680701
She has crooked tits. There is no denying that.
>>704675353
No. I don't recall that pic. I'd like to see it though.
>>704680739
Newfaggorino?
Been here since '09 asstard.
>>704680823
Sure you have, newfag
>>704680743
This is nothing new. I want to suck on her nips. And imperfections can be hot
>>704680846
Really dude?
Ive been here since the god damn habbo raids. Before boxxy. The orange box raids.
Fuck you. Im not a liar.
>>704680989
I didnt tell anyone they couldnt like her. The dickhead attacked me first because i wasnt aware that a girl i wasnt even atteacted to had crooked tits until i saw the pic of her in the white dress.
>>704680739
I've honestly never heard anyone use the term"newfagerino"
I've actually been here for a few years
>>704680846
Stop calling people newfag,It makes you look like a newfag
>>704681018
Triggered much newfag?
>>704681159
Fuck off newfig
>>704681161
newfag
>>704681190
KYS newfeg
>>704681092
You may not be attracted to her but she is attractive
>>704681216
>>704681231
Fucking newfags
>>704681161
You keep saying newfag. I think you are projecting.
Like i said. Ive been here since '09, was a freshman in highschool. Im 25 now.
Go ahead keep saying newfag. Ive been here for all of it.
A good celeb thread suddenly turns into newfags desperately calling other newfags newfags.
>>704681253
Wasnt my point man. I didnt say no one else could find her attractive.
>>704681332
newfag
>>704681302
newfag
>>704681332
Thread successfully derailed.
>>704679810
i was on the edge of my fucking seat the whole time
>>704681332
Fucking newfags
>>704681403
Typical. Can you even triforce?
Has anyone ever even gone so far as to do look more like?
>>704681476
Typical newfag response
>>704681519
Shows what you know roody poo.
You can habeeb it or not. I dont care. Im stating facts and youre shitposting.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/tFdbK6L.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>704681332
>ha
Yeah guys.
Shut up and rub Natalie Portman's ass, from Hotel Chevalier.
>>704681429
i hope you didnt hold your breath are you ok?
![chloe-grace-moretz-neighbors-end-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EcUbi4b.jpg "chloe-grace-moretz-neighbors-end-01[1].jpg")
http://www.popoholic.com/
>>704681569
Newfig
>>704675647
omg
>>704681770
Hehehehehehe
>>704679665
holy shiiiiiit
>>704681846
Yes?
>>704681770
>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>704681749
Lurk moar.
Youre never going to be less of a faggot but you will be a more well-versed faggot.
Youve ran out of shit to say, memes to post. Hell your not even trying to defend your precious crooked boobed witchgirl anymore.
Newfaggots call people newfaggots.
>>704681882
moar?
>>704681901
Shut up newfag
>>704681883
Kek
>>704681901
new feg newton
>>704681926
Suck my whole dick spergmaster.
Youre a sad cunt, you will never make it.
Its a newfag nation in here.
Started a full blown autismo tantrum.
Stay mad bitch roody poos.
![Lake-Bell-Nude-Boobs-And-Pussy-Leaked-Photos[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/adDm510.jpg "Lake-Bell-Nude-Boobs-And-Pussy-Leaked-Photos[1].jpg")
>>704681768
My favorite Fappening pics are still Teresa Palmer's & Lake Bell's, but Supergirl's are definitely the filthiest. ;)
>>704681993
Shut up newfag
>>704682062
Kys newfag
>>704682087
yeah man, hot as fuck
>>704682134
Just keep sucking.
Youre almost there.
How many more times will you type newfag?
Ive got nothing better to do.
Hermit mode.
>>704682218
Fucking pathetic newfag
>>704682187
You are on the same tier as leafy with that kys bullshit.
You must be so cool, like i bet you even get to wear a tail to school and color your hair all rainbows.
>>704682320
Kys newfag
>>704682250
Says the little bitch that cant even muster a better comeback.
Go back and hold your "girlfriend's" hand while jamal rails her out.
>>704682397
Newfag
>>704682397
Newfag
New thread
>>704682418
>>704682418
>>704682418
>>704682349
This is pitiful. Isnt there a 5 minute wait on posting the retarded reply.
What are you accomplishing.
Youre not even trying candy ass.
>>704682495
Newfag?
>>704677563
Why do you ruin every celeb thread? I bet you're some fat fucking neckbeard basement dweller who stalks anything that moves. Please, PLEASE kill yourself.
>>704682526
At least you changed the punctuation.
This place is so shitty theses days. Lulz dont even exist anymore.
>>704680112
Fuck me you fucking loser.
She's a girl you're never going to meet and who wouldn't fuck you if you paid her a million dollars.
Judging by your outrage you probably don't fuck much at all.
You sensitive little bitch.
emma watson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
