Post your secrets /b/.
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Post your secrets /b/.
>>704661197
I'm posting on /b/
I'm going to suicide next thursday
OP is a faggot.
My best friend, his fiance (7/10 blonde with a cute bubble butt) , and I all share rent on a house temporarily. Their wedding is officially planned (in 5 months). However, little does he know that every Saturday night when he's working late his fiance and I fuck like the world will end tomorrow.
I hope that someone breaks into my house in the middle of the night and kills me for my room mates to find me.
When I was very young, I killed someone. He hurt my mom and was coming after me. It was instinctual. I didn't even know what was happening till it was over.
It left me scarred and confused but thankfully friends and my new school has helped me get past it.
When my room mates leave for the day I take their cat and put them in a box with no way of getting free and leave them in there for a good six to 7 hours so they will leave me alone
>>704661197
I died yesterday lol
>>704661197
I'm jerking off.
When my little sister got her first bf that was some douchy fuckboy i was so annoyed i drugged her drink and raped her while she was out. She ended up getting pregnant but because the little slut was already fucking him he got the blame. Still dont know if it was mine or not
>>704661197
my cars mom tried to fingerbang me in teh back of my friend
>>704661626
what fucking drugs are you on kiddo?
I'm not 100% certain that my husband is the biological father of our daughter.
I don't like chocolate milk...
>>704661727
This makes my dick hard. Who did you cheat on him with?
>>704661727
Pics of daughter
>>704661727
Affair ongoing? How long you been married for?
>>704661727
Tits or get the fuck out
>>704661727
Is your husband asleep right now?
>>704661868
My ex
>>704661881
Fuck off
>>704661930
No, it was a one time thing. Married 4 years.
>>704661197
I listen to ska in my car. Not cool, punk ska like OpIv or Sublime or even old school ska like The Specials or The English Beat. I'm talking mid '90's shit like Dance Hall Crashers, Mephiskapheles, The Toasters and such. I have a playlist on my iPod called "Jazz," but it's not; it's ska. I'm ranking full stop and i can't stop myself.
>>704662108
Honestly hot. Can you timestamp? I want to believe.
>>704662108
Fuck you are disgusting I hope you have a hard time sleeping at night
>>704661727
Crazy ! Must keep you up sometimes !!!
>>704662108
>Fuck off
Kill yourself cunt
I love getting nudes from my friends even though I have a girlfriend. I get them infrequently, almost not at all anymore, but fuck do I regret it sometimes. I mean yeah its not like I fucked some girl but goddamn do some of my girl-friends have some rockin tits.
I love to show my friends nudes of my wife. Most of my close friends have seen her naked.
>>704662765
Aren't you worried they spill the beans?
>>704662108
Did you fuck your ex before the wedding? Why did you do it?
one of my brothers isn't my real brother or doesn't actually have any blood relation to the family. He was secretly adopted into the family when he was born sinte his mother couldn't take care of him.
I guess this is his secret, but he doesn't know so... :P
>>704662765
Nah I've seen a lot of there girls naked too.
I use to work in a glass cutting factory. We were the only 2 at the end of the night shift. He was just finishing up as I wait to give him a lift home. I had made a friend, he dropped a piece of glass. It split into three solid pieces, he picked up the biggest in an attempt to clean up, the sharpest end facing his chest. "Hey anon come help me", so I walked over to him. Looked at him briefly, I don't understand why but I grabbed the end of the glass and his back and just pushed them both towards eachother, it took about 30 seconds before the glass penetrated him fully. I left like nothing had happened. It all got boiled down to a simple mishap and nobody's fault. I got lucky,never again.
bump
I have had an on/off sexual relationship with my stepsister ever since I was 11 and she was 15. I'm 32 now and we just spent the weekend together. My nieces know about it since they live with her. Nobody else in the family does though.
>>704661197
inquiring Chinese data miners are just dying to our secrets
i've had sex with around 40 men while my hubby was overseas on deployment. i'll probably go to hell for all the things i've done
>>704667065
timestamp +tits ?
>>704661365
Wow you're all human garbage
i bump dying threads
i liked to fuck my gf daughter in the ass.
>>704661626
i remember this
>>704669063
>i've been here most of summer!!
>ever cheating
Ayyyyy lmaaaooooo
Really tho, you're a bunch of losers Kek. Can't put it differently except the fact that you are zero's, nada's, nothing's and are the source of so much pain and conflict.
>inb5 edgy autism overlord
Just sad tbh fam
>>704661365
kill yourself
no, really, do it
>>704670509
nah
I have an encrypted folder of my gf's family's nudes. Her moms, sisters, and her aunts. Not posting because fuck you /b/
>>704670555
get the popcorn
>>704667065
I've done similar but just blowjobs, I love giving them especially to strangers, usually I pick the men up in a museum close to my works, couple times a week if I get the chance, hubby don't know.
i'm a macrophile.
I LOVE DOG DICK MR. SANGA PISS ME GUD
Navy seal, 300 kills, heroin addict and drunk who posts on /b/ for 10 hours a day
>>704661309
Fucking CIA nigger
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
I'm durial321
I've nutted for 10yo on cam before.
One night I went with friends to a restaurant, and the waitress was this cute young brunette. I was being a little playful flirty with her but not too much because I'm a bit older than her. When I was talking to my friends I said she was so beautiful, and I think she overheard me. When I got my bill, she left me her phone number.
I ended up not calling her because of age gap and being beta, and stopped going to the restaurant for a while because I didn't know what she'll think if I run into her again. But because it was my favourite restaurant, plus my friends wanted to go there, I finally went back.
She no longer works there. The other waitress said she went back to school, and said she asked the other servers if I came in the first week or so, thinking I lost her number. The people that worked there knew I was a regular and told her I go there often. But after not showing up for a month and a half and never calling her, she was actually really sad.
After dinner, I decided I'll call her, but I couldn't find that bill that I kept anywhere. The restaurant people won't tell me her contact since she no longer works there and they all think I really hurt her feelings for not even gently turning her down.
And now people that work at my favourite restaurant think I'm a monster.
>>704675588
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>>704676146
>favorite restaurant.
Not anymore, unless you like shit/spit/jizz/piss hands in your food.
I suck cock
>>704676631
thats no secret
>>704676680
Seriously, his mom gave up on grandkids years ago.
if dubs hill gets raped by a doberman
I caught my gf of two years cheating on me. She'd been cheating with the same guy on and off the whole time we were together.
I broke up with her even though she begged for a second chance, she even told me she'd give me one if it were the other way around.
I actually cheated on her with 1 girl and 5 guys.
Fell in love with one of the guys.
He didn't take me seriously because I'm bi.
Kept talking to him with the occasional hookup a year after I broke up with my gf.
He cut me out.
Contacted me 6 months later.
We go on two dates, no kissing.
Tells me he's engaged.
Heart broken.
He now just uses me as an emotional out.
Tells me that, "You never know how things are gonna end up."
Really just feels like he's stringing me along as a backup plan.
Don't really know what to do because I want to be with him.
When I was in 4th grade, there was this kid who never tied his shoes. I would tell him day after day to tie his damn shoes. I don't know why it bothered me but it did. So one day I got the idea to step on his way walking towards a flight of stairs. Sure enough I got the kid to trip and fall down the flight of 14 steps. He was in a coma for a week. They sent a letter to my mother that said she would die in her sleep if you did not reply to this post
Anyone want a snack?
I go to bars and get shit faced everyday because i cant stand being alone with my thoughts and need social interactions and i prayed that one day i die in a car crash to save me from the trouble of doing it myself
>>704676572
Pretty much. At first I thought they were just being funny when the waitress was passive aggressive with me but not to any of my friends.
But more and more I think maybe they actually hate me. Gawd, and I really like that restaurant too.
I fucked my stepsister regularly when we were younger, she still wants to hook up occasionally
Let a loli suck my dick
>>704676958
You know, its ten to one that any of those waitresses know her.
Explain yourself, in full, explain how you didnt think that of her at all, and explain utmost, that you arent "looking" to get in contact, but if you could just get the info onto her.
gl anon.
>>704661565
what
>>704668867
>greentext?
The older I get the less I respect women. They're all liars and cheaters who expect things handed to them because they have a pussy and never take responsibility for their actions. I've lost faith in ever finding a nice girl who just wants to be loved.
>>704677369
Imma nice girl wanting to be loved.
I just have a little extra, if you know what I mean.
>>704677770
Dick and ass or gtfo
I'm talking to a more than passable trap who I haven't asked if she is pre/post op. I've recently found out lives with 2 50yo+ roommates. I'm thinking of my future and how I can try to make it work out since I've never even fathomed of doing this kind of thing ever in my lifetime. Everything that I over-analyze in my head turns to cons with very little pros to balance things out
I have borderline personality disorder.
A few months back i started running for president just to get a lot of free publicity and ratings for my tv show. Then all these fucking people following me around and rooting for me. I'm now stuck doing this and might even wind up winning. I'm really scared and have no fucking idea what I'm doing or whether I should actually go through with it or take a dive somehow and get the fuck out of this.
Oh, and i want to bang my daughter like there's no tomorrow.
I used to sneak photos of my mom in the shower from under the door.
Also, I'd sneak into my parents room at night while my dad was away to look at her feet
I liek eggs
>>704678296
ABORT, FUCKING ABORT.
She lives with those two 50 y/o's cause shes getting her grey daddy fix out of them.
I know I fucking would be.
>>704678748
>Grey Daddy
wut
I was really bad with cocaine, been clean for 5 months now.. reallyyyyyy want to do some coke...
i have a vore fetish
i consider myself bi-gender but i'm not an autist about it
thank of those what you will
>>704678838
Shes fucking them. A decent percentage of women/trans find older men hot.
Salt and pepper, grey gent, silver fox. Ever heard these terms?
She be fucking some older men, loving the daddy attention.
>>704679231
I mean, I think they're a couple, possible her grandparents. I dunno, she sent me a pic of them leaving a not on the bathroom mirror saying, "Good morning sunshine! Hope you had a great night at work. Don't forget dinenrs in teh fridge 3rd shelf. Glad u have today off see you soon!"
Pretty sure they're the nurturing type. I dunno
>>704679429
I dunno, but sounds like a play hubby/s to me.
Which is what I go do when I get all in the mood for that.
Let an 8 year old boy suck my dick, the first time I was 14 ish
>>704679538
I mean, she wants to go out for drinks Wednesday, I guess I'll make my judgement then.
>>704661309
Everyone already knew that.
>>704661727
too beautiful right
eggs are invaders
get used to it, bitches
>>704661369
What of your roommate kills you? Is that pay too?
>>704661565
Dammit. Why can't I be you?
I think I'm in love with my best friend's brother's fiancee.
>>704661868
*With whom did you cheat on him?
Fucking retard.
>>704678621
just don't suck the corporate dick too hard or you'll loose that pretty face, don
Somebody provide some details on these could be hot secrets
>>704663068
fuck tyler I know man, literally, no shit, I know... like "gold and silver"? c'mon. you gotta understand he doesn't do reals, too spendy, he reckons. worked then. get the meth... DIFFERENT.
>>704676631
Who doesn't?
>>704662342
get some hardcore ska on your plate. or maybe ska fused with other genres. it makes u less weird. maybe evil empire? op ivy? or something strange like
the ernies? people will think ur cool
>>704661534
Bullshit, by the 3rd day that cat would learn to leave you alone on it's own. If you really are doing it then you are probably spending more energy trying to drag it out from wherever its hiding from you.
>>704677770
Oh I don't mind.
>>704661365
My hero....
Living the dream
>>704663634
I know
>>704661365
Right, you live together and only fuck on Saturdays? I aren't think so.
>>704677131
how old loli? story pls.
>>704661843
You sick fuck.
Got off of here. We don't want your kind.
>>704677770
They always do, fuck off fatty.
>>704675871
i went one better, 9
>>704662342
I love the English Beat, Bad Manners, Specials, The Jam. I grew up with that in Australia. I've just reconnected with it in Spotify.
Somebody post ur loli/shota story.
>>704680974
Nice. Did she know what was happening?
I killed a hobo, he stole food from my house, cops think it was a drug dealer who killed him
>>704663634
http://www.wiscnews.com/portagedailyregister/news/article_49bfdfc4-303f-11e1-975a-001871e3ce6c.html
>>704676854
Not sure if it's the same thing and not even if you are going to read this
Anyway I've had the same thing with a girl only that she never left her bf, just kissed me on my birthday and shit went on for 3 years even when I was engaged
It's poison and one way or another you'll realise that, remember that life's not a movie where you are the protagonist
>>704676867
Die faggot
I founded ISIS.
>>704672561
Thanks for not sharing
Cunt !
>>704674387
A fucking WHAT ! ?
do you only like small things ?
Ok. Fuck u faggots. Not greentextin cause duck u again. Here's my lol I story/secret. Had a cousin come into visit from outta state. Very cute mousey little girl. 8 at the time. Just thought she was absolutely adorable. talked her into some touch in and playing around. That loli puss smelled great but she wouldn't let me taste it. Didn't push too hard cause didn't want her to tell. Think she'd been molested already cause she knew exactly what her puss was supposed to do. cont in a sec
>>704681807
waiting for cont.
knew what her pussy was supposed to do in what way?
>>704680244
Are you retarded ?
>>704681635
Macro means big dumbass.
been fucking my ex basically every night for the past week or so
we hung out tonight but she didn't want to fuck, feels like friendzone inbound
>>704681807
Played all night. Was definitely great but no nut for me. Still fun. FF a couple years later when she was 13 and she came back for another visit. Had poison ivy all over my hands, dick, basically everywhere. Couldn't touch her at all. Grabbed one feel through that lil white dress she was wearing though. To go back to those days would be amazing. I don't know if she's a b-tard but if your there and this sounds familiar, I still think about you today.
>>704677369
Hang in there. They are few and far between but there are good girls out there. I have one now.
>>704681851
Like while I was a chewing on it over her Jasmine jammies she kept directing toward her hole instead of me chewing on her clit
every day I wake up repeat the same things not a day goes by when I want to run Into a store and kill people to satisfi my iner Deamons
>>704677770
FAGGOT you are not a girl.
>>704678065
No FAGGOT we don't want to see a grown man naked.
>>704682242
Not faggot, just bored.
>>704678296
It's a fucking man. Stop calling it a woman !
>>704678518
You will never have friends. You will have people you know but they will just put up with you.
>>704679194
What are you talking about ?
>>704681912
Fuck off ?
You only like big things ?
>>704661197
I'm... gay
with extremely homophobic parents ;a;
I'm a sexual dynamo,alpha, fucked over 40 girls, turning 23 on friday and I secretely like sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass. Nobody knows other than the guys I've been fooling around with since I was goddamn twelve.
OK, here goes. One of my darkest secrets is that I secretly desire to lick a little girl's anus. Preferred age range would be about 6-10.
>>704683580
quite a specific kink, anon. Do you have a specific girl in mind?
Do you know where this kink came from?
>>704683580
I feel you
just imagine her french kissing you afterwards...
>>704683580
It's the best thing on earth. Fuck snapple
>>704683739
you too? just anus for you or other things too?
>>704683826
I would lick her entire body if I could
Are you saying you wouldn't?
>>704683733
I do not have a specific girl in mind. And as far as where it came from I've been attracted to girls younger than my for a very long time. When I was in 6th grade my school had a talent show and one of the girls who did a performance was a 3rd grader. My mom bought the video the school made and I watched it a lot. I definitely fapped to her routine a LOT. Like well into my high school years. So I guess being a 16 year old fapping to a nine year old on a regular basis probably solidified my pedo thoughts.
I've also been very anally inclined since literally as long as I can remember. I don't even remember a time in my life when I wasn't putting things in my butt. Liking my own butt makes it pretty easy to also like other peoples' butts.
Funny thing about that girl. Her mom married the guy who was my brother's ex wife's dad, so for a while we were step step siblings. I also have an incest fetish haha.
>>704683922
I'm not anus-anon. What's your ideal age and hair/eyes/skin coloring
>>704684067
>I don't even remember a time in my life when I wasn't putting things in my butt
Funny thing. There's a bullet vibe in my butt right now! What are the chances?
Also, i do distinctly remember pausing the video a lot on a part where she was on the floor of the stake kicking her legs. It gave an amazing profile of her perfect little lolibutt.
>>704684183
Floor of the stage*
>>704684067
>Funny thing about that girl. Her mom married the guy who was my brother's ex wife's dad, so for a while we were step step siblings.
did you get to spend any quality time together?
I think a lot of pedo thoughts start young, with kids liking their classmates as 8yos and then sort of keeping that attraction as they grow.
>>704684176
just like anus-anon, I like 6-10 most usually
I would go with classic white, blonde and green eyes.
but looks are not nearly as important as a nice personality
The more hyper the better for me
>>704661197
Agreed to get my kids circumcised seven years ago when he was two because my wife wouldn't take no for an answer. I lied about getting it done, and she still doesn't "know" that he isn't. Long story behind it all, but honestly the only secret I really have.
>>704684357
I did! I've always been into AV so my room had a pretty sweet entertainment center before "entertainment center" was even a thing. We'd watch movies and play video games sometimes. I remember one time we were watching a movie and I went to fetch us some snacks. One of the snacks I fetched was yummy squares. Those brownies that are just chocolate chip cookies in brownie proportions. On the way us the stairs I licked the one I gave her then watched her eat it. Super boner later.
Ohh and speaking of super boner.. we had a pool and I think that we may have been swimming earlier that day even. Well, she ended up forgetting her bathing suit in my room after having changed out of it. I spent about a week or two getting far more intimate with that bathing suit than I should have. I was soooooo bummed when she finally came back for it.
>>704684456
not sure if beta as fuck or father of the year
>>704684357
Ohh, but sadly we never did spend any "quality" time with her.
>>704684578
Not my choice. She wasn't going go give it up, so I let her think she won. She's seen his dick since, but I told her it just looks like it does because he hasn't grown into it, kek. I don't really feel bad about it.
I have a terminal illness and plan to euthanize myself in the next few years before my symptoms get too bad.
>>704684773
You shouldn't feel bad! I really wish I still had mine. I'd just love to know what it feels like to have a mucous membrane for a penis head.
>>704684573
>I spent about a week or two getting far more intimate with that bathing suit than I should have
Damn nice
I found some random kids panties in a changing room about a year ago
I put it in a zip bag to preserve the heavenly smell
still smell it while fapping every now and then
I lied about having a medical condition so I could climb the sydney harbour bridge.
Anyone know how long they'd keep those records for? Its a private company that owns them
>>704684846
So jelly! The only children's clothes I've ever found were clean. Including oddly enough a really tiny bikini in the MENS locker room at the Y. You bet your ass I pocketed that! The top is still in quite nice shape, but the bottoms are pretty fucking crusty.
>>704684456
hmm. that secret must gnaw at you. Do you lie awake in bed at night thinking about your son's dick?
>>704685141
story.
>>704685294
>>704685141
Yeah, gonna need some green text on that.
>>704661340
Not a secret.
>>704685195
Not any more than I think of my daughters. It's not a big issue in my mind, I just don't have more exciting secrets.
Brokeup with a girl for another one. Fast forward 4 years im still happy in a relationship. Just bought a place and never been happier. Creep ex all the time still though. Idk but i just have the urge to be connected with her i.e fb ig. (Fucked the ex a whooole bunch few months into the new relationship got found out. Shit got ugly but in a fucked up way made us stronger). Creep her ig for the first time ina while. See shes road tripping across America and almost wish i was there with her. Whole lot of mind fuckery.
>>704661197
I havent jerked off for a month and a week and my constant erections krep em up at night
My stepdad started abusing me when I was nine. He would film what he did to me. He also made me do the same things to his sons who were older than me. One was twelve the other was fourteen . My mom knew what was going on but was more concerned with her next meth fix. This became my normal and I thought it was what I was supposed to do so I did it happily for a long time. I gave my body up to boys for pretty much no reason other than they were being nice to me. I did a lot of things I regret and I know it screwed me up a lot... But I still touch myself to the memories sometimes. I know what they did was wrong but it didn't seem so wrong at the time and when I remember the times I don't have any bad feelings attached to them I only remember the thrill and pleasure of the experience. I know it's wrong but I can't help it.
i have sex with my hand on the reg.
So whenever I get my hair cut, an outrageously hot hairdresser does the job. I always put on some jogging pants without anything underneath, so that when she puts the apron/cloth over me, I have easy access to my rock hard dick. Then I cautiously masturbate while I stare at her tits and ass in the mirror. I don't think she notices but one time she looked kinda weirdly when I came.
>>704685622
it's not bad if you don't think it is
>>704685781
I have mixed feelings about it.
>>704661197
>Be me
>long time ago
>many
>many
>many years ago
>actually gave a fuck
>>704685294
>>704685330
>Be me
>Be 15
>Mom watches loli for her parents over summer
>One day mom goes to store
>Asks me to watch loli
>Sure whatever
>Put in princess movie
>Loli climbs up in my lap
>Weird whatev
>Get hard from pressure
>She wiggles
>Start getting feelie
>Chest then legs finally pussy over her tights while she wiggles
>See if I can play some show me yours I'll show you mine
>She's down
>Pull out my dick
>She grabs it
>Strokes it
>Pops it in her mouth
>Holyshitfeelsgood
>She sucks and licks until I cum
>Swallows it all
>Climbs up in my lap again asks if she did a good job
>Yeahyoudidgreat
>Asks if she can have icecream now.
>>704661197
I'm married and haven't had sex in about a year now
>be horny 16 y old me
>watching mythbusters in my room
>sister comes in
>sits down in my lap and start watching too
>get hard
>ohshit.jpeg
>she notices
>says its normal and shit
>claims she is also horny
>i boldly claim she is not and ask if i could check if she is
>she says i can
>loose my comfidence and just rub her pussy outside of her pants
>keep doing it for the rest of the mythbusers episode
>she asks if we should watch an movie in her room
>fuck yes
keep going?
A lot of girls at my local town like me but I turn them down because I literally prefer stallions and their beastly huge cocks
Shit's crazy
>>704685979
You forgot the part where you got on the floor and walked the dinosaur.
>>704686883
No I didn't.
>>704687011
Oh come on, that did not happen. Unless she's already a victim of child abuse you're not going to get her to suck you off, swallow and ask you if she did well. So... do you think she's a victim of child abuse or did you just forget the dinosaur?
>>704687126
I'm pretty sure she'd already been taught. I was 15. I didn't think about it then.
>>704687249
Well, if you're not lying you really missed an opportunity there to have a loli fuck toy for a summer.
>>704687126
Some of the youngsters on omegle and such have either watched a lot of pron before or have been abused. As I find .any of them know exactly what to do or what to do next. Normally the pattern of tits, pussy, insert fingers or object, play with clit and maybe a little anal play if they're super dirrty. So I'm 50/50 for your story anon
>>704687354
Right? Ah well.
I cheat with a girl I know for a month now from pokemon playing on her boyfriend that is also a old school friend I know for over 12 years now
>>704683580
Can we talk about little girl anuses again?
When I was 14 I camped in my backyard with my bestfriend/neighbour who was a cute girl my age. We both had seperate tents really close to each other and she had her little dog with her. We went to sleep in our seperate tents until she came into mine complaining her dog vommited in hers. We ended up joking around and playing Pokemon on our Game Boy Advances and she took her shirt off because it was hot. We went to bed and cuddled for warmth and I grabbed her boob. She didn't stop me so I took her top off and then I fingered her and sucked her little A cup tits. Next morning we went inside her room and played Tekken and she ended up taking her panties off and laying down next to me so I could finger her again.
Our mums found her bra in my tent and said we were cute and I better have been respectful (they didn't think anything happened, just that she was hot and slept in her shirt with no bra).
>>704689676
Did you ever do anything with her after that?
>>704690212
Just hand and mouth stuff on each other. I had a feeling she was gonna be a slut when she got older. She used to lay down, put her legs up near her shoulders and show me how she could make her pussy suck in her underwear a bit (a bit like queefing but not actually queefing). After the tent stuff if she ever did it, it would be when we were at one of our houses alone because she would get me to go down on her while she had her legs back.
We learnt off of each other which was the hottest part. We stopped at around 15 when she went on birth control. Then we lost contact.
She had a kid with a friend of a friend and apparently she still talks about her old neighbour who she played games and stuff with. Nobody at all knows we played around with each other over the years.
I mean she wasn't a solid 10 but she was still cute. She looked like Amanda Bynes before the fucked up stage.
>>704690664
Damn, that is amazingly hot.
>>704682151
agree. her blowjobs are the best
>>704684945
they won't give a fuck m8 just for their insurance
>>704684945
But you can climb the bridge, for about 100 aud I know I've done it, and I don't have a medical condition.
>>704691864
>>704692476
It was epilepsy, I had to be seizure free for 6 months, I had one 3 months ago haha
I slashed my drug dealer's throat in a crackhouse basement in Detroit bc an argument got out of control and he tried to take his drugs back while keeping my money.
I immediately left so I'm not 100% sure he died but there was a lot of blood and no one else there to help him.
I hate my gfs cousin (this tiny racist asian girl)
so I nut in her shampoo bottle like every weekend.
its probs 50/50 my cum and her shampoo at this point. I also nut in my gfs when she pisses me off.
>>704693076
I just nut in my wife when she pisses me off. More efficient and my dick doesn't fit in a shampoo bottle.
I was the youngest of a big family so we almost never needed babysitters for me, but I often wish I had a regular babysitter who was around 14-16 years old and female who would feminize me.
>>704661197
Test
i browse /b/
didn't tell anyone yet huehue
I post my ex gf on 4chan so much that most anons hate her and hate me for posting ... But I've become addicted it's the only way I can get off ... I enjoy strangers having her pics
>>704694417
Post em
>>704694417
postb em
Used to be a bad man. Gained access to the computers of girls. Convinced them to do things. Record themselves "just for their own confidence"..
>>704694417
what's the sluttiest thing she did?
>>704661197
I've never shopped online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYx3I9aqy_0
>>704694673
We were at a hotel and I fuck her ass over the balcony on the 3rd floor with people swimming in the pool
>>704694652
>>704694490
Sure here
>>704661565
This just made my day
>>704694911
I also get off trying to share her in Florida groups to try and find someone that knows her
>>704694911
dafuq is wrong with her right nipple?
>>704661727
This is a post best suited for fmylife
I once slapped an ape.
>>704695159
Piercing
>>704661565
That's awesome! I hope you do the same for her kid.
>>704694873
>>704694911I'm in love with her anon
>>704662741
Just show your girlfriend. Mine loves tits.
>>704695365
Nice love to get her fans ... What would you do ?
I have a fake mocospace profile, and I go on there and send messages to all the pretty young girls in my area trying to convince them to have sex with me for money. I do this about every six months. It works.
>>704695441
Have sex
>>704663634
Did it make you horny? I would have sucked his dick.
>>704666106
That's wonderful! Why not get the nieces involved, though?
>>704667065
Thank you. You should murder him and marry a poly guy next time. I fucked one army wife and she took pics for hubby.
>>704695477
How much money do they give you?
>>704679194
>bi-gender
>vore
Shut the fuck up, you dumb faggot. What the fuck is wrong with you? Leave.
>>704695603
Tell me more stories of what a giant whore she is
>>704668867
YUM! Can we see a pic of her or find out her age? And why not cum in her mouth?
>>704661565
>>704661727
>>704675448
Ughhhh! Please tell us more! You don't happen to have any (clean) photos of her, do you? I want to nut in her!
>>704661197
All I ever wanted in life was to have a sweet little sister that I could cuddle with every night and love and kiss and slowly turn her into my little sex doll.
>>704661197
I have TWO secrets but Shhh don't tell anyone.
>>704675871
Yay! Where did you meet her? I'd love to do this, but I'm too chicken. At least I can chat with one and whatch them giggle and blush.
I am a dog, i win 8k per month by reading news for the NWT.
>>704695679
No I offer them money, not the other way around. Depends on how good they look, but usually around $200 bucks. And they always sucks me and let me fuck them bare until I can't get it up anymore. I've had success three times
I'm 26 fucking a cute 14 year old country girl who rides horses etc. I've never been so turned on in my life when she fully trusted me, I undressed her as we were making out and I seen her hot, naked body for the first time.
>>704677115
Yay! I love you! Thank you for being incestuous.
>>704678518
Kill yourself. Seriously, there are enough of us.
>>704685981
she's cheating on you
>>704669536
You are the definition of what's wrong with 4chan.
>>704696028
No shit. That was a joke up there, son.
>>704676867
I jerked off to my 5 yo niece
>>704661197
I see big wormlike things coming out of walls every day. People ask me why I'm just staring at the wall sometimes and I just say I was thinking about something
>>704696034
>country girl who rides horses
I can only assume her ass is amazing. Pics?
>>704695720
I can't confirm but ... I heard in college she got into meth and fucked people for it
>>704696674
Nah she doesn't have much of an ass to be honest. She's got a nice toned figure though and strong legs, which is a turn on for me. Love play fighting with her and having her pin me down etc.
>>704686222
Please! <3
>>704686222
MMMMMMMMOOOOOREEE
>>704696674
Well, in a couple of years you can expect that ass to flourish. Assuming she stick with the horse riding. About those strong legs... Does she ever wrap them around you and squeeze Xenia Onatopp style? That's a massive turn on for me.
>>704686222
continue, also how old is she in this story?
>>704695853
That's all of us. I'd love to have a little sister to fuck continuously from the age of 9 on.
>>704677770
>>704696034
OH MY GOD. Can we see pics of her?
>>704697311
>>704697605
okay, and she was 5
>follow her to her room
>she puts shrek on
>I sit in her lounge chair
>she sits on my lap
>shrek me brother
>my cock turns green
>she starts sucking on it
>turn her around
>ram it into her anus
>she screams
>dad walks in
>starts yelling "get shreked bitch!"
>I explode three buckets of cum
>cum is spilling out of her ears
>sister died
>>704686222
>>704697967
Did you guys seriously expect a poster from three hours ago to still be around?
>>704681322
>>704698085
Well he just finished the story so the fuck is your problem?
>>704698085
I'm still here and I've posted at the start>>704698085
>>704698469
What? Could you just finish the god damn story.
i've been spy camming my wife and then showing nude pictures of her to guys on omegle video chat.
>I took thousands of crepe shots in high school
>pic related is one of the many girls I shot
I wanna fuck my friend until she dies. Then continue cuz she's hot.
>>704683922
i would love to lick, among other things, her entire body. my confession is though..... i have an everything fetish. i havent found one thing yet that im not willing to take an interest in. young, old, fat skinny, amputees, midgets, hairy, guro snuff, men women, dicks pussys, bodily fluids, piss, shit, spit, vomit, gagging and choking, i mean, maybe im broken, or maybe im open-minded is all, shrug.
>>704699830
Do you do it when she's on the bath? Is she a bit chubby?
>>704700064
I also like to take crepe shots
this is my secret
i like this site
http://cheesespin.net/
damnit!!!
>>704700698
Fuckin keked
>>704700698
>implying I didn't deliberately misspell that
>>704661309
stream it?
>>704700683
she takes showers and i wouldn't say she was chubby but someone else might.
>>704686222
she was 18 when this happend
>we went to her room and started watching "Limitless"
>at firs i just kept rubbing the outside of her pants
>then inside of her panties
>none of us said anything
> akward as fuck but was to hornu to stop
>after like half the movie i collected enough curage to pull her pannties down
>started to carefully finger her pussy
>kept going untill i gon in three fingers
>i wanted to fuck her so bad but i did not dare to ask if she had any condoms
>so i just kept going till the movie ended
>then she said she wanted to go to bed
>i don't think she came
>Akwardness peaked
>i just walked out of her room and jacked of in record time with her pussyjuces
afterwards it was very akward between us and we didn't speak as much, if i had to do it again i would have fucked her it would have been just as akward but at leas i would get to fuck...
>>704700922
Ahh not you then. Some guy was creep camming his wife on omegle the other day. She had massive tits and was in the bath. Looks like your not alone bro
>>704693076
My best bro does this to his gf too.
>>704672561
> I have proof of a thing
> doesn't share the thing
>>704701045
oh! interesting! haha
>>704675588
Give me my hats back you fag
>>704679194
> bi gender
> not autist
Please pic one
>>704693076
I nutt in my work colleagues skin moisturiser and watch as she rubs it into her arms and face. It has me diamonds daily
Hey! Make me your personal sissyslave, or expose me everywhere U can.
Don't give me any chance to escape from blackmail trap ;p
Windows remote desktop.
109.241.246.235
Login - surface\me
pass - password
TeamViewer
log - 109.241.246.235 (i know is the ip number - but it work! without time limit!)
pass - 000000
or ( )
Aamyy Admin - login by IP or ID - without password
109.241.246.235 - IP
58 121 325 - ID
My Surface need better owner than me ;p
AnyDesk
499779443 - login
sissyslave - password
Check that im onlne or not here by taking screenshot.
Im creazy but U can also setup my pc with deskman ( http://109.241.246.235:2288/deskman/dashboard.do ) and take my admin so i cant escape ;)
>>704675871
a 14yo and a 15yo (both girls once)
>>704702469
How ... What can site ? I'd love to do that
>>704702607
Omegle etc share the same pool of people so doesn't matter what platform you log on with
